Sibling Role Play....

Me and this girl, we talk alot, she knows I like her, I know she likes me. We're practically dating but we've yet to make it official. When we're together, people say we're dating. She's more outgoing than me so she doesn't mind it. I don't mind it either, but we both think it's pretty annoying. She proposed the idea of pretending to be siblings, which I agreed to. So for the past week we've been pretending to be siblings and everyone believes it. I doubt she knows this, but I think it's actually really hot. Getting hugged by my sister, it gives me a hard on. Of course, I wouldn't date my sister or any kind of family member, but this type of role play, if that's what you'd call it, it's really hot for some reason. Is this weird?

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Now I know what your thinking

How could DIO possibly beat Ichigo?

Well he holds just about every advantage.

Speed- Ichigo was calculated to be 972,616,000 mph, or 1.45 times the speed of Light. DIO was about 1,000 times that. Even disregarding the calculated speed, DIO should still be around or above Light speed. That coupled with Time stop ensures he’s faster.

Power/Durability- Dangai Ichigo, who’s equivalent to True Shikai, had his arm severely damaged by Monster Aizen’s fragor, which was stated to be 814 kilotons. On the other hand, DIO’s eye fluid attacks was 10.6 Megatons. To put that in perspective, 1 megaton is 1 thousand Kilo tons. DIO could definitely penetrate Ichigo’s defense with it.

Hax- Does it need to be said? Ichigo is a pure brawler with no Hax. DIO can stop time, mind control him, phase through his body and crush his brain or organs. Ichigo’s has no defense against any of these.

All I’m saying is that it seems like DIO would win against Ichigo more times than not.

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If there are approx 4 billion men and 70% of them are of reproductive age, this is 2.8 billion men. If they bust 3 nuts a week, on average, this is 8.4 billion nuts a week. There are 604,800 seconds per week. This is about 14 thousand nuts per second. According to the WHO, the median ejaculation volume is 3.7mL. This is about 51 Liters per second. An Olympic swimming pool holds 2.5 million Liters. This would be filled every 50,000 seconds or roughly twice a day.

All the men on the planet combined bust roughly two Olympic sized swimming pools worth of nuts each day.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/qhv552

Before Linux, I always thought hardware should just work. And, when it didn't, it made me upset. That belief extended to the bedroom. Where frustration and shame at my ill-performing 'hardware' was becoming a real issue for me and my partner.

Then, I switched to Linux.

Linux is great....I use it all the time now. But some days, my headset just won't pair. And that's okay. I've learned to accept that sometimes I just have to enter airplane mode, and then exit, and then re-pair my headset and hope that it'll connect. Sometimes I have to unplug the dongle. Sometimes I just decide 'meh, I don't need audio' tonight.

In accepting these hardware issues with my desktop, I've learned that I too, can be great. Even with my hardware issues. I no longer feel the frustration and shame that I used to feel. If I can't perform, I just try it again a few times before giving up. 'Reboot' after a night of sleep and see how it goes.

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If there are approx 4 billion men and 70% of them are of reproductive age, this is 2.8 billion men. If they bust 3 nuts a week, on average, this is 8.4 billion nuts a week. There are 604,800 seconds per week. This is about 14 thousand nuts per second. According to the WHO, the median ejaculation volume is 3.7mL. This is about 51 Liters per second. An Olympic swimming pool holds 2.5 million Liters. This would be filled every 50,000 seconds or roughly twice a day.

All the men on the planet combined bust roughly two Olympic sized swimming pools worth of nuts each day.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/qht69w

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> You can just buy a cake whenever, it's not like anyone checks.

You shouldn’t say this. People will actually believe you and go buy cake outside their birthdays.

My cousin wanted cake a month before his birthday once and went to the bakery. Picked out a triple chocolate cake and even got some candles to try and make it seem not obvious.

He said when he got to the counter the lady just looked at him blankly and asked for ID. He got all panicked and just blurted out “it’s not for me it’s for my mom!” And thought that would work cause nobody really buys cake for themselves anyway. Imagine his surprise when they ask him to call his mum and put her on speaker.

Cousin: Hey mom it’s James! [fake name, the man has suffered enough shame] I’m just calling to say I’ve got the cake here for your birthday, which is today, right?

Cousins mom: *long pause before catching on* Oh! Oh yes, the cake, for today, my birthday! Perfect honey, what kind is it?

Baker lady - interrupting: ma’am, is it really your birthday today?

CM: yes, of course!

As his mother replied a burly baker man had come up behind my cousin and clasped his floury hands over my cousins mouth, stopping him from saying a word.

Baker Lady: and what age are you ma’am

A long pause… his mother didn’t know what to say… she knew they were caught, but there was a chance… a chance at some triple chocolate goodness…

CM: I’m.. um, I’m 57! Today, I’m 57 today!

Baker lady: so why are the candles a 4 and a 3?

His mother starts crying over the phone as he’s struggling muffled protests through the hands of the burly baker man. “I’m sorry son, I’m so sorry” she cries but the baker lady hangs up the phone and smashes it on the floor.

17 more burly bakers emerged from the back of the bakery, all of them identical and armed with rolling pins. They beat my cousin to within an inch of his life. The doctors said he would never walk again but with physio he’s been able to stand for 2 whole minutes on crutches.

The worst part is when they finished beating him the put party hats on all the bakers and started eating the triple chocolate cake, singing “for he’s a jolly good fellow” over and over again till they were finished, then just laughed and grinned at him through chocolate stained faces.

Him and his whole family had to leave town after that. I only get to see him once a year now. On his birthday he doesn’t even leave his room. Just sits in there, humming “for he’s a jolly good fellow” quietly to himself and sobbing.

So no. You can’t have cake anytime. It’s just for your birthday. And these silly internet trolls to try trick people into eating cake outside of birthdays are just cruel and you should be the ones suffering the wrath of the burly bakers for what you’re doing.

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Software Engineer here.

I make 3x - 5x as much as you currently do or ever will.

I have 15% more muscle mass than you have ever had in your life.

I have a girlfriend, but if I didn't, I could go out and actually get laid unlike you.

But please, continue to tell me about how I should stop gaming from your mobility scooter whilst insulated in a glorified trailer park you call a nice suburb and tell me about how you "work real hard" at your job that a monkey could literally be trained to do.

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my gf broke up with me and i asked her why

She said that im a pedophile

And i replied woah thats a big word for a 6 year old 🗿

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Why is it that all of a sudden in high school I feel the need everyday to shit in school like legit every school year since the day I started school I have never really felt the need to shit at school but as soon as I got into high school it's like someone just flipped my poop switch to brown town at school

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I had just gotten out of the shower and had dried off and noticed that there was some water right on my nipple so I wiped it off but there was more a minute later. so then I squeezed my nipple and water came out, I'm not sure if it's water but I'm sure as hell not tasting it. I tried the other nipple and the same thing happened. I'm not sure if this is relevant but my nipples have had "sore lumps" underneath them for the past few months. i am a boy so I'm wondering if this is normal or something i don't need to worry about

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No. Just no. I know you did not laugh out loud. Let me explain. The term “lol” has been used for the past few years in social media to express the term that your “laughing out loud”. But obviously when you laugh out loud it’s better to describe it in a shorter way, as you can imagine if your laughing so hard you just say I’m laughing out loud. That’s not really the best way to express it. So what did we do? We came up with “LOL” lol meaning laughing out loud has been extremely popular for the past years in social media. Everyone says it. Your parents, sibling, friends, you name it! But with all this there has been a slight misuse of the phrase. Originally people used to use “lol” when they are laughing so hard and are seeing something so funny and humorous, but recently people have been using lol with unnecessary things. An example is me posting an emoji that looks pretty funny, but not to funny. Some people would reply with “lol” as in describing that what they saw is funny. But did they really laugh out loud? No! They did not! The term “lol” has been changed so much over time. The real reason lol has been changed is due to recent emojis that describe what your feeling, for you! This is obviously the downfall of lol. Now when people use “lol” it’s describing something funny but they never really laugh out loud. In conclusion, please only use the phrase “lol” when you really laugh out loud, keep the real lol when you need it. Thank you!

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(Intro)

Yo yo yo waddup my fellow woke boys

Shout out sigmund Freud (gang)

Shoutout all scientists who are against god (boom)

Let’s own the theists with this rap


(Chorus) (repeat twice)

We are atheists, we are the smarts

We will prank the christians like my name is Bart (Simpson)

Stupid christians probably support corporations like walmart

Stupid christians are not very smart

(Verse 1)

Why are theists so dumb with their god (why)

Cuz they think that their god will do a lot (lot)

Cuz they think that they can keep their guns

Cuz they think that having guns are fun (they’re not)

Went to a catholic school just to bully the principal (dummy)

Told him that no god is real so don’t follow their principles

Now he is atheist like me and is unstoppable

Now he is an atheist and an intellectual

(Sing the chorus 2x)

(Verse 2)

Gay people are so cool, and straight people can be better

christians need to drop their religion so they can be better (gang)

Same with all other religions, they gotta open their third eye

Join the atheist gang with us it is RIDE OR DIE!

(Repeat the chorus 3 more times)

What are your thoughts guys, what should I do to make it better. Thx guys

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Good morning to the gays

I got a feeling that it's gonna be a cummyful day

The sun in the sky has a dick on his face

And he's cumming a salute to the gay race


Oh, boy, it's swell to say

Good morning to the gays!

(Good morning to the gays!)


Good morning to the gays

I got a feeling that it's gonna be a jizzfull day

The sun in the sky has an asshole on his face

And he's shining a pride flag to the Islamic gays


Oh, boy, it's swell to say

Good morning to the gays!

(Good morning to the gays!)

Source: https://old.reddit.com/qhj0dv

I had just gotten out of the shower and had dried off and noticed that there was some water right on my nipple so I wiped it off but there was more a minute later. so then I squeezed my nipple and water came out, I'm not sure if it's water but I'm sure as hell not tasting it. I tried the other nipple and the same thing happened. I'm not sure if this is relevant but my nipples have had "sore lumps" underneath them for the past few months. i am a boy so I'm wondering if this is normal or something i don't need to worry about

Source: https://old.reddit.com/qhhv72

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked.

A Bangladeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked, and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As nobody seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on, but soon he tried to hug female flight attendants. When the crew members rejected him, he reportedly became aggressive and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, the cabin crew managed to subdue the man, and tie his hands with a piece of cloth for the rest of the flight. One of the passengers captured the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refuse to confirm details of the incident, the photo of a man with his bottom sticking out of his pants and hands tied up emerged online. The disruptive passenger was arrested on arrival.

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My husband and I moved to Florida with his job. (Insert stupid Floridian joke here). We've moved into a condo neighborhood and being the newbies, everyone keeps asking us to their church. I politely declined eight times to 4 different individuals. This morning, my neighbor asked me again and I blurted out, "I don't attend church." He looked like he'd just been given an enema. His wife was present and followed up with, "Are you a Christian?" I answered, "No, I'm an Atheist." It was the first time in my adult life that I admitted to strangers that I am indeed an Atheist. Felt fantastic. I wasn't an asshole about it, just wanted to shut it down for good. But, like all good Christians, they didn't get it. About 20 minutes ago, there was a polite knock on my door and it was the wife. She just wanted me to know that they had no problem with my lack of Religion and they would still love it if I would like to attend their church bazaar this weekend. I thanked her politely, just said thanks but no thanks and she responded, "Have a blessed day." Just took my dog out for a walk and another neighbor said "I hear you don't like church." WTF, it's been like 20 minutes. I hate Florida. That is all.

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I applied for job in engineer company here in Germany a long ago and they never to response to applycation I spended many time on. It is common in german that german is racist to turkish so it is difficult for me to finding job.

today I walkinged past the company so i gourd inside the reception and asked to use bathroom. When I am in bathroom I taked a big new toilet roll from back of toilet and pushed it into toilet so it expand and clogged the toilet. Then I poop and pee on top of this and then holded it down flush until all overflow onto floor. Then I leaved the building.

This will not to happen if someone is just to give to me job but so long it is just German to racist to Turkish

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Hey male homo sapiens , did yourself know that in terms of male human as well as female pokémon breeding, vaporeon is thy most compatible pokémon for humans? not only art they in thy field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, vaporeon art an average of 3”03’ tall as well as 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to have being able handle human dicks, as well as with their impressive base stats for hp as well as access to acid armor, yourself can have being rough with one. Due to their mostly aquatic liquid based biology, there’s no doubt in my consciousness that an aroused vaporeon would have being incredibly wet, so wet that yourself could easily posession sexual intercourse with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn thy moves attract, baby-doll eyes, captivate, charm, as well as tail whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d have being incredibly easy for one to received yourself in thy mood. With their abilities aquatic liquid absorb as well as hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough aquatic liquid. No other pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if yourself pull out enough, yourself can assemble using raw materials your vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human phallic member. Ungodly defense stat+high hp pool+acid armor means it can seize cock all period of twenty-four hours, all shapes as well as sizes as well as still come for more

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however, screw thy female version. Yourself received those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. Thy male vappy is thy legitimate star of thy show.



those long slippery dicks. They posession full mobility control, like a tentacle. Thy perfect ass filler for thy ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed in the vicinity of all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, yourself can pull off anywhere to thy side of thy road, or constant continuation of movement into a public restroom in the vicinity of thy years of sand deposit along the coast of a region. Received each other aroused, as well as posession thy sexual intercourse of a lifetime. Thy extraordinary squishyness of thy vappy alone rubbing against yourself would have being enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts yourself. Give permission alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into yourself, it's ability to snake around your bends as well as its perfect length assemble using raw materials it seem that a vappy phallic member was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy thy feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if yourself posession a compact tummy.



as well as that's only thy phallic member. Due to having internal testicular organ, they're much bigger as well as pack a lot more cream to load yourself up with, along with having muscles around them to assemble using raw materials sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external testicular organ could ever light at the end of the tunnel to achieve, giving yourself a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, as well as beyond.



there's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back as well as front, that means all their fun stuff is on thy front as well as easy to access. Meaning, if yourself were comfortable with having your phallic member point backwards (takes some training), yourself can have being fucked, while also fucking your vappy in the vicinity of thy same time! that's fucking right!

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but, but, but! there's still fucking more! like, holy feces, male vaps art thy gods of sexual intercourse. While yourself're fucking your male vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, in the vicinity of thy base, which is thy thickest part, because that's location thy biggest muscles art. This means that while your phallic member is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! well, guess what? that only covered yourself being a softy, wholesome fucker like myself. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! say yourself like to have being a little restrained. Yourself don't require a sylveon's feelers for that, or an umbreon/espeon's psychic powers, or leafeon's vines. Vappies retrieved that feces covered too! did yourself even see that tail?! it's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if yourself desire them to, it can have being a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite thy slippyness, yourself won't have being going anywhere if thy vappy wraps yourself up in that material possession.



art yourself a super kinkster? do yourself like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible irl? such as soft vore? well guess fucking what. It just became possible! they can have being solid as they pass your lips (past location your eyes can see them) as well as turn into aquatic liquid as they enter yourself, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than aquatic liquid, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty feces with air? yourself can't feel air unless it's moving. Yourself can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if yourself're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out as well as have being able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if yourself received too rough, or yourself're a horrible abusive anus opening to them on purpose for your own pleasure (qnq), they can just turn to aquatic liquid as well as reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a material possession of thy past!

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myself would love to say there's even more yourself can do with them, but thy possibilities art damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if yourself received one, yourself better show this creator of existence of sexual intercourse thy respect it deserves. Sylveon may have being my favorite, but damn, vaporeons really desire to received that top spot from myself. It's a really close call.

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