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"DO NOT" AND I REPEAT.."DO NOT" USE THIS VIBRATING CONDOM ...... I wanted to try something new last night so I bought these vibrating condoms, I put thos condom on and hit the on button and as soon as I entered her vagina and made 3 down strokes, my whole body started shaking, I started to pull our and she reached up grabbed my butt and pulled me deeper inside her so that I wouldn't be able to move, she then wrapped her legs around me and locked me so that I couldn't pull out... after 4 more down strokes... I had the hardest orgasm ever, it was so intense that I screamed like a woman, immediately after I bust mine, she came right after me and scratched the hell out of my back and bit my neck.... she wouldn't let me go and that condom kept on vibrating and I got hard again within a minute. .. I down stroked her for about 40 more seconds and boom I busted another one and so did she..... I forced myself from in between her legs because she held me so tight and took that damn vibrating condom off.... THAT CONDOM IS THE DEVIL..... DON'T MESS WITH IT.... I'M WARNING YOU.... Y'ALL BETTER LISTEN

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My asshole can fit a car tire. If anyone actually reads this, keep in mind that an average asshole of a human being can dilate between 2-4 centimeters. One car tire is roughly 500x200 cm. So yeah, fitting a car tire in my asshole is probably a world record and should deserve a Guinness book of world records entry. My first piece of advice if you think you can beat this record is don’t even try. My second piece of advice is (if the first piece of advice is ignored), start small and gradually move on to bigger things. Anal bleeding ruins many articles of clothing including but not limited to socks and shoes. Actually, while we’re on the topic of anal stretching and clothes being ruined, you should know once the anus is stretched beyond 8 cm, the sphincter is rendered useless. Gravity will just pull turds right out of your ass with no regard for anything. If your diet is fiber rich, this may not be as big of a problem, as solid turds can be easily disposed. However, if you are a fan of taco bell, be warned that splash damage is a very real thing. It’s best during the anal stretching period to invest in a wide range of butt plugs.

Not only will this stem the tide of fecal matter making dramatic exits through what can only be described as an industrial laundry chute, but with the proper fitment the plugs will maintain your latest stretch during downtime. Proper resting with a press fit butt plug is good and allows the body to accept the new monstrosity that is the size of your asshole. Anal fissures are a by-product of stretching too rapidly without the necessary downtime and recovery. Anal fissures are extremely painful, especially when infected by wet bowel movements. The only benefit of anal stretching is lack of fart noise. Like a balloon stem, the known fart noise is caused by air movement vibrating the orifice it exits. Noise intensity are directly proportional to air speed velocity, while harshness of pitch is indirectly proportional to size of hole. With an escape hatch the size of a mini-sub, air speed velocity is virtually zero, thus no noise is heard. Any gas produced by the body and exiting the colon tends to just waft out as produced. I’m not even sure the action of “farting” is a thing when your asshole can fit a small adult inside of it. I suppose technically there is some air movement, but it would be no more significant than running a leaf blower through the grand canyon. Finally, it should be cautioned to never leave your expanded asshole uncovered, as birds, fish, and reptiles will nest in discovered cave dwellings. This then becomes a health and safety violation in many public settings that is best to generally avoid. I personally recommend having a sealed traffic cone or small inflatable raft handy when leaving your asshole alone for more than 5 minutes. Butt plugs are an option but only if you are staying under 24 centimeters in diameter. Greater than 24 centimeters, and the butt plug industry will have to create a custom sized plug (which is costly and generally best to avoid). So in conclusion, when going to the extremes of anal stretching, keep realistic goals, but always prepare ahead of time for a size you may think unattainable. Your anus will surprise you.

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I woke up in the morning at 7am and immediately went to wake up my parents. I explained to them how I'm dreamgender and dreamsexual but they didnt even know who dream is, boomers. I had to explain to them its a sexy minecraft youtuber and how Im connected to him emotionally and sexually. They didnt get mad at all (yay!) they just stared at me with a blank expression. I think theyre proud of me but just dont know what to think of it yet since it came as such as shock to them. I tried to show them a video of dream but they werent really interested and told me to go to school.

in school the first class was english so I told the teacher that I had an important announcement that I would like to tell to the entire class. Yesterday I prepared a short powerpoint presentation on dreamgenders and dreamsexuals to make them better understand. I explained how dream is really hot and how I feel a deep connection to dream and how he is my soulmate and my identity. The teacher was so amazed I guess she didnt know what to say haha she looked like she was smiling.

When I finished explaining why dream is hot and awesome, I started clapping expecting everyone else to do the same, but they didnt. My best friend didnt clap either which was really weird but maybe he was also surprised since I hadnt told him either. my teacher ended up being the only one clapping, so Im really thankful to her. I thought they didnt get it so I tried to explain in simpler terms that I love dream and how I am dream.

Some girls were giggling the entire time so I called them out on it saying they shouldnt be laughing when I have prepared for this moment for so long. Then they started saying really dreamphobic things like saying its stupid and makes no sense. I explained to them why its homophobic and see close minded but they didnt listen. Then some guy called me a stupid fucking nerd which made my blood boil. I challenged him to a duel in minecraft which he didnt even respond to and his friends were just laughing. Everyone else was silent I thought that they secretly supported me but just didnt want to face the same oppression dreamgenders and dreamsexuals have to face every day.

Then the teacher told me to get back to my seat and started the lesson like nothing happened. I told her I wanted to show the class a compilation of minecraft manhunt best moments but she didnt let me do it. After the class a bunch of my classmates came to me and asked if I was joking or what and I tried to explain it to them but they were just making fun of me and saying Im weird and a creep. it was awful. I was bullied a bit before but now nobody wanted to talk to me the entire day even when I tried to show my ''friends'' (not friends anymore, theyre nazis apparently) some dream videos and discussed minecraft speedrunning they didnt respond at all.

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Okay but don't let this distract you from the fact that Spatza is a troll and that he's a sadist and Spatza's parents left him and Spatza is so lonely that he has nothing to do besides troll. I hate internet trolls and all internet trolls need to be abolished (and Drav and Spatza need to be abolished too, same goes for all internet trolls), and all internet trolls executed for irreversibly fucking up the comment sections

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The guide to not being cringe on reddit

1. ⁠please convert these emojis. Refrain from overusing emojis on this platform:

😛 to :p

😊 to :) or (:

😃 to :D

😱 to :o or :O

😭 to ;o , ;( or :*(

🤣 to xD

Even emoticons like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) are okay.


2) Dont add too many I's in Hi or O's in hello

example: Hi (correct way)

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii (cring way)


3) Dont be a grammar nazi

If someone misspells a word or has incorrect grammar, please refrain from pointing it out. It is considered rude and cringe.



I hope this helped new redditors! Failure to obey will lead to getting downvoted to hell.

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You will never be a real China. You have no embassies, you have no official diplomatic missions, you have no recognition. You are a bandit, criminal island twisted by imperialism and propaganda into a crude mockery of political perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back countries mock you. Your citizens are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your illegitimate pretensions behind closed doors.

Chinese people are repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Chinese citizens to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Your territory is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a small country to recognize you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a to know that all your promises are fake and he's better off recognizing the mainland.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake notice attacking the mainland every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the political pressure creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll try to declare independence, announce it, you will get immediately liberated by the mainland, and be put into absolute submission by the real China. Your former citizens will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of being part of a criminal state. They’ll bury you with a footer on the history books marked with your real name Taiwan province of the PRC, and every student for the rest of eternity will know that a criminal state that claimed to be the real China was there. Your remembrance will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a mere mention of an unmistakably criminal state.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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Ever since I was little, I never felt great in my body, I was slim (90kg) and have been gaining weight for the past 10 years. I am 175kg now and it's been getting hard to hide my back boobs and my triple layered belly, so today I took my family out to dinner (McDonalds) and told them everything. They were very supportive and ordered me 3 more big macs to show how much they appreciate that I finally came out. They also started using my correct pronouns (big/fat). I wanted to share this little story with you because I am sure many of you are struggling and are afraid to be your true selves and give you hope that your family and friends will support your identity. Today is a big day in the life of a big person, surrounded with people with big hearts and I have never been happier. Remember fellow XL (extra lovable) people, the universe is expanding and so should we❤️

As found on r/slimpeoplehate

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Day #6 Sister #7 out of 7

Welp it’s been a long journey fellas. It is finally the last day of this saga and It’s been quite a ride. I guess what I’m saying is thank you. You’ve been here through thicc and thin. You’ve supported me in this scientific quest for answers and we’ve discovered many things together. Again, Thank you.

(Also sorry it took awhile to get to day 6. I had to let my tip recover from a nasty incident with a minivan door)

Alright here goes.

I wasn’t lying when I said I was saving the most unusual for last. This sister is my identical twin. Well identical except for her phatt supple moist pussy and her perky tits with arousingly large nipples.

We grew up pretty close and I even caught her masturbating on more then one occasion. She’s caught me as well but it was embarrassing. She called my dick small while laughing and I climaxed into the shirt I was covering up with. She never found out.

Anyhow I started off slowly with a gentle grip on my beautiful pink tipped cock. I was looking at a picture of her in college but quickly closed my eyes to use my memories and imagination.

My mind immediately went back to junior year of high school when she used to have phone sex with her long distance bf at the time, Jared. I’d press my ear against the wall and listen to her call him Daddy as she shoved a hairbrush handle up her pussy.

As I stroked my now completely aroused brain flashed forward to the night my parents left us two at home to go on a date. I heard her getting pounded out by her school crush Jason. I can still remember the sounds of her muffled cry’s of pleasure as Jason shoved his girthy meat inside her.

At this point I had an incredible idea. I grabbed my phone and opened Snapchat. I turned on the gender swap filter and set my phone on my dresser.

There she was. My sister in all her glory but better because she had a throbbing cock. My penis frothed with precum as I turned and showed her ass to the camera. I spread one cheek with my hand and began stroking with the other while still looking at my screen.

I went at it for a solid 6 mins and began to climax. It felt amazing but I had made one mistake. I had remained standing while polishing my rod and my legs were gripped with an intense pain. I cramped up hard and fell while my penis filled the air with cumfetti.

As I fell straight backward I saw the cum spraying through the air like yogurt rain. It had been so long since I had cum and there was a lot. The world slowed down as I orgasmed mid fall and then… it all went black.

I woke and stared up at the ceiling. I was laying on the floor with my arms spread out on either side as if I was Christ on the cross. My own warm cum dripped down my face and lips as I sat up. I had showered myself in it as I fell and it tasted incredible thanks to my recent pineapple addiction.

I got to my feet and picked up my phone. It still had the filter on. I took a picture of my “sister” with my cumshot all over her slutty face and saved it for later.

In conclusion today’s experience felt right. It felt like the fulfillment of a prophecy or the ending to a long journey. It felt good but also sad. I have successfully jerked off to all my sisters. I came to all of them. I learned about myself and unlocked mysteries from my past.

Then of course there is YOU. You’ve taken this journey with me. Through good times and in bad. Sickness and in health. You’ve always been there, reading my research faithfully.

We are family now. I love you…

The End.

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Saw some people posting their outfits on here and it inspired me to do the same but I don't wanna be canceled by my friends or some other people I will meet at this Halloween Party im attending this weekend.

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TERRARIA MINECRAFT together IDEA

GIYS JNAGINE TERARRIA AND MINECRAFT TOGETHER. There could be herobwinr and player and the play fights hero brine. Also there would be creepers that blow up player and ender dragon boss fight after moon lord. Backstory ks that Minecraft steve and player did portal and met each other in terria dimension and tegen hero brine and ender dragn and the bad mob came tgrough the portal.

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Hi, so I'm a 22 year old heterosexual male, when i was younger i did a bit of ass play with small bottles and things and it was pretty good but I kinda stopped it for years until the other day. So recently I've been taking antidepressants, sertraline, which has made me not able to 📷📷📷 having sex with my girlfriend, whether it's piv or a bj or handjob, where as before the medication I'd have to try hard not to 📷📷📷 early and had issues with premature ejaculation. 4 days ago i tried anal play again with a skinny bottle and tried to work out where the prostate was and i did, and i was doing that for a while and pushing against it and it felt kinda nice, i wasn't hard, but 📷📷📷 was trickling from my peen, not even pre 📷📷📷, like actual 📷📷📷. And after a while i just wanked myself off whilst carrying on stimulating my prostate and i came hard and it felt amazing, like eyes rolling to the back of my head good, which i never get from just a penis orgasm.

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When I was 6 I used to press pause playing street fighter II so I could lick Chun Li's underwear. Lol licking that tv screen always felt perverted and magnetic but I had to get mines.

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AMOGUS

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Okay, but let’s say, hypothetically, that I wanted to take a shit on Margaret Thatcher’s grave. I mean like we’re talking a big ol’ log. A real nasty behemoth. A brown-and-green sticky pile of the worst thing that can come out of a human being, if you will. Perhaps a fat fucking monster full of juicy slime. In theory, a smelly corpse home to a variety of maggots. My wife (who is a doctor, by the way) reckons this gruesome turd would contain enough acidic liquids from the tacos on Thursday for it to melt right into Thatcher’s rotting flesh.

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Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.

Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?

Source: https://old.reddit.com/qgu2mp

You absolute cocksucker. You
belligerent donkey. How dare you
ask this of me, you incompetent
toilet. You malignant oaf. I will not
work tomorrow. You are a pathetic
and terrible man. You are a waste of
bones. You don't even deserve to
have bones. I wish I could remove all
of your bones and give them to my
dog as a treat. And then you'd just
flop around the floor all day like a
scoop of human jello. Everyone
would call you jello boy, but you
wouldn't even be one of the good
flavors like strawberry or green. You
will lose everything good in your life.
Nobody will want to spend time with
you. Nobody will be your friend. My
dog will suck on your bones. Find
someone else to work the brunch
shift tomorrow because | QUIT! Also
my name's not Brandon you idiot
I think I texted the wrong number
ph cht corruphnut the hana thinn

Source: https://old.reddit.com/qgtfnc

can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i'll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don't think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn't as fun when you're not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/qgskvf

The title is pretty self-explanatory. Polish is the most god-awful, off-putting, sickening, revolting, nauseating, repulsive, displeasing, annoying, horrifying and appalling language in the world. I’m not here to argue about the grammar or the country. I’m just trying to get my point across. Polish is truly the worst collection of lexicon. It is the most confusing, perplexing, flummoxing and befogging language in the world. It makes me physically cringe and shake when I read or hear that language. Obviously they invented this is a hidden torture device for the poor citizens living in Poland. They couldn’t even think of something creative for a name, “Polish” BRUH, try better. It is fucking lame and sounds lazy. Speaking of lazy, this language really tests your agility. Agility in SMASHING YOUR GODDAMN HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD to produce a single word. How much pain can a man take before he hunts down a Polish speaker? Only redeeming factor about this bullshit language is that nobody in the whole fucking world speaks it other than the Polish “people”. This is very useful. Take this word for example – Dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcionarodowościowego are you telling me this bullshit isn’t something one would produce if they smashed their head on the keyboard a 100 times or gave it to their toddler to play with? That’s what this language is. For toddlers. Like watch this -aczqscquhcquwhdqdsq. This bullshit I just wrote has a GOOD chance to be an actual Polish word. What makes this whole entourage even more hilarious is the fact that they teach this gibberish in schools. Imagine trying to teach kids the synonym of ashdwiwiiwisizizwzzrqwz. That’s exactly what this is. You ever been on twitter? I doubt you haven’t. Ever seen those wannabe e-girls who smash random keys on their keyboard to depict their uncontrollable laughter? Polish is literally that. This has made me believe that these stans are actually speaking Polish and need help. now let us talk about the people who speak this language. They are usually very kind. Although 99% of the Polish “people” I’ve met are either racist or homophobic or full-on gamers. You must be wondering why did I put quotes before people. The answer is simple. Only monsters, psychopaths and derelicts can speak and preach a language such as Polish. You wanna know how they say Hi? Cześć. That’s how they do it. A simple greeting. A wave. A hello. That’s what they have to say everyday (if they even meet people smh). What’s funny is that these “people” find English very difficult while at the same time find NO problem in talking like this aishdiashdiadhsfhag balsdfh wihqd bva;pswkihdeqwdih qdq sdjqkdjq fuqgwdzxzczcaz. This probably makes sense to those people. How can you find a language so simple as English difficult when you speak something as god-awful as Polish? Not only this, they also take pride in speaking this language. Mate, why are you proud of speaking aishdajsvbfjasfo hdafksab ashdgqucbvaxxx zx? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Source: https://old.reddit.com/qgrove