17 days without jerking off, I entered the pharmacy to buy a candy(dont ask me why), then the girl spoke like this "good night, can I help?" Man who says that? Everyone knows that these girls only say "good night / good day / good afternoon" but for me she said "good night, I can help", naughty she is super flirting me. I caught a red candy and said "I want a strawberry candy" then she said "this is cherry, the strawberry is the most rosy" look how naughty, man, unbelievable, the mine had the audacity to say that the Red candy is not strawberry just to pull a subject with me, I decided to see how much she wanted that dick, so I said "ah it's all the same" then she giggled. Man was not a joke, there was no reason for her to laugh, she laughed to leave me at ease and ask for my number, I'm sure. So I kept looking at her shut up for about 40 seconds to make a link in the flirting because it was not fair just to do everything, she asking "is ... Do you want anything else sir?" Look how naughty offering to me at work, so I just stayed with the candy in the hand looking at her, she started looking at the sides to see if anyone was looking at her to ask for my number, she was so euphoric with my presence That was beginning to sweat and fill the eyes of water, surely imagining our future married. Two minutes after I only hold the candy and look into her eyes I put my hand in the pocket to get the wallet and she said "please do not hurt me", certainly imagining a wild sex because I'm this alpha male that I am. Then I took the wallet, opened a smile, picked up 1 dollar and paid for the candy. Then I said "I'll be back" and a tear came down her face. Certainly she is completely in love with me and crying with happiness.

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I installed Linux and the feeling of freedom and privacy hit me so hard that I immediately began committing crimes, knowing that the FBI could never track me. Piracy, sexual assault, trademark infringement, petty larceny, tax fraud, you name it. I also own several fully automatic firearms even though I live in the state of California, but it doesn't matter. Ever since I removed Windows 10 from my computer and replaced it with Arch Linux, and began using a PinePhone as my daily driver phone, police can't even stop me in traffic. Windows may have a lot of video games, but the benefits of Linux should not be understated.

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来自维基百科的公鸡和球酷刑，免费的百科全书en.wikipedia.org。
公鸡和球酷刑,CBT,是一种涉及酷刑男性生殖器的性活动.
这可能涉及直接痛苦的活动，如打蜡，生殖器打屁股，挤压，球破坏，生殖器鞭打，尿道玩耍，挠痒痒酷刑，色情电刺激，甚至踢。
这些活动的接受者可以通过知道戏剧是令人高兴的虐待狂占主导地位，通过受虐狂获得直接的身体乐趣。 图片：电刺激应用在阴茎上。 目录
第一节：色情
第二节球担架
第三节降落伞
第四节：Humbler
第五节睾丸袖带
第一节：色情。 除了它在BDSM色情中的occational角色之外，temakeria，字面意思是踢球，在日本是一个独立的流派。 Temakeria的一位着名女演员是Erika Negai，她通常使用她的武术技巧膝盖或踢睾丸中的男人。
第二节：球担架。 球担架是一种性玩具，系在男人周围，以拉长阴囊，并提供重量的感觉，将睾丸拉离身体。 虽然皮革担架是最常见的，其他型号是由钢环，用螺丝固定，造成额外的，轻度不舒服的重量给穿着者。 担架的长度可能从1-4英寸不等，钢制模型的重量可达5磅。
第三节：降落伞。 降落伞是一种小领子，通常由皮革制成，紧固在阴囊周围，可以悬挂重物。 圆锥形状，具有3或4个短链，其下方可以施加重量。 在BDSM关系中用作公鸡和球折磨的一部分，降落伞提供了对男人睾丸的持续拖动和挤压影响。 中等重量的3到5公斤可以暂停，特别是在束缚期间。 当男人可以自由移动时，可以使用较小的重量

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When i skowed my mom a video of an axolotl being a derp. She asked me what it was, i told her and then she gave me a lecture about how i shouldn’t trust everything i see on the internet. My mom doesn’t believe in axolotls

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠡⠀⠌⠙⠿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⠤⠤⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠤⠍⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⠶⣶⣤⡀⢀⣤⣤⣤⡤⢤⣬⣛⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠻⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⣤⠈⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⡏⢀⡄⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣷⣤⣤⣴⣿⠟⠈⠛⠿⠷⠤⣴⡿⠿⣿⣿ ⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠠⠄⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣄⣀⡀⠁⠀⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢀⠻⣿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢿⣏⣛⡻⠷⣶⣦⣬⣅⣀⣀⣀⡀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⠴⣚⣿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠿⠷⣶⣮⣭⣝⣛⣛⣻⣭⣭⣭⣵⣶⠶⢛⣽⣿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣧⡀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣀⣐⠂⠀⠠⠤⠤⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⢀⡸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⡍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⡿⠿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿ ⣿⠀⢠⣶⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠴⠶⢶⣿⡇⠀⠈⠻⡇⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠶⢤⣤⣿ ⣿⠀⢀⣀⣀⣴⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⣼⣿⡇⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⡿⠶⢤⣤⡀⠈⣿ ⣿⣀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣿⣇⣠⣿⣷⣤⣀⣿⣧⣀⣸⣿⣦⣀⣀⣀⣴⣿

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I think Chinese has the potential to be beautiful, but it gets annoying when you listen to some radio voice overemphasizing the accents and croaking, or watching multiple historical dramas and realizing you can hardly tell the difference between the characters because they sound almost completely the same. And look the same, not to mention. Not saying that all chinese people look the same, but the way they make them look in dramas and coupled with the similar voices makes me cringe!

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If you want to quit what you need to do is simple. Everyone is familiar with post nut clarity. The Japanese know this as 'kenjataimu' and it makes sense that the country where you can buy used panties in vending machines would have a specific word for it, jesus fucking christ. I mean what the actual fuck Japan, this is why you are being punished by the heavens with an aging population, get rid of that shit bro.

I digress, it can be a feeling of overwhelming dread. Yet, a powerful ally. Say your toxic ex drunk texts you and you are starting to think "eh, it's worth it to get laid." Go bust a nut. The ol' wisdom wank. You'll be completely disinterested and not tempted. The wisdom wank will keep your crown intact.

What you need to do is take that overwhelming feeling of dread and carry it past the post nut clarity. Control it. Understand it. Master it. Even when you are at your absolute most depraved and horniest, bring up that dread and realize how much stronger it will get once you nut. Will it be worth it? If your answer is yes, then I will not be the one to change your mind. Be on your way.

It's as the ol' saying goes "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't force that horse to stop chronically masturbating unless they want to stop." If you desire to break free from these multiple open tabs, and ads that go "ARE YOU REALLY WATCHING PORN BY YOURSELF??!" then you may be ready. The first step is waiting.

I'm not those guys on r/nofap im not going to tell you to keep a calendar of the last time you jerked it, or say you will gain psychic powers if you make it two months. We are not a bunch of guys cheering each other on as we edge constantly and talk about how this now makes us gods of enlightenment because we don't cum.

That shit is weird as Hell, and I don't get it, but they kinda have the right idea. Fucking weirdos though. And if you mess up and masturbate don't do what they do writing an eight page apology letter to a subreddit calling yourself a failure. Roadbumps happen, and you don't need to share that shit with us bro its ok thanks.

Plus, true enlightenment can come with nutting, Siddartha the Buddha literally spent years fucking whores in giant orgies before reaching enlightenment. Just curve that temptation, remember the dread, and if you got to do it use your imagination or some shit. That's what your ancestors did and they got laid, and now you are forced to exist because they creampied. It'll still help your neurons and feedback loops or whatever the fuck idk im not a doctor.

All I know is intimacy can't be replicated no matter how good VR gets, don't be a fool. Every nut is a gift, make it count.

Remember the dread, and hit the gym when you are horny. Take that unrelenting horny rage out on those weights, and get fucking jacked. Someday others make be flicking their beans or cranking their hogs to you, who knows, the future has yet to be written.

Those are the keys to salvation. Or you can go to a bunch of orgies and then end up underneath an orange tree talking to the sky or whatever the fuck Buddha did, that's fine too, whatever.

u/fuckyeahphotography

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I would like to propose my duck theory:

Ducks, in fact, cannot swim or even float due to their incredibly dense bodies that could shatter a planet if not kept in check by the reality engines that fuel them. Their legs simply extend to the bottom of whatever body of water they are currently “swimming” on. These limbs are multi-kneed to allow these eldritch creatures to traverse the various terrain of our rivers and ponds.

I know this phenomena well. The last planet I lived on, WASP-12, became engulfed by down and feather just as my last few planets. The cosmic axolotl informed me that this was a blood curse laid upon my ancestors for some forgotten trespass against a deity. I am plagued by these adorable little gremlins for the foreseeable eternity in which I am to abide in misery. I am sorry I have brought this plague of mine to Earth and I cannot hope for your forgiveness or even your understanding of my plight. I am truly sorry. The siege has begun

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Hello, I uhuhiahf I don't know who you are! But you have been texting my lil sister, telling her you got a job for her. Now let me go ahead and tell you right now, Boy I'll kill you don't play with my baby, I'm telling you if you ain't real with a job, Don't be texting my sister no more Trust me that ain't the way you wanna go. I'll KILL you I swear to god I'll KILL you stay away from her, You worry about no job! Stay away from my baby Understand me? Understand me. She's only 15 years old, you pray for the police to get for you before I do, and trust me she got some Bigass Meanass brothers that's coming along with me. Don't fuck around. Give me a call, Bless ya! Bye.


Transcribed by "yucky".

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Ok, let's do this.

First things first - That million dollars is practically worthless compared to immortality. Ever dime of that cash can and should be spent ensuring that the snail never, ever reaches me.

First things first, I keep an eye on him. It's tempting to want to hop on a plane or a train and get as far away as possible. But once I do that, he's gone and I'll never see him again until 3am on July 14th, 2072, when the sneaky little cuss slips in the door and slimes onto me before I ever wake up and notice him No, I'm going to be within visual distance of the snail, slowly moving away from it, until Snail Containment Plan Part A is done.

Next I grab my phone. I call up someone I can trust with my life, and tell them to come to my location within the hour, and to bring a metal cash box, a good padlock, and a firearm. Once they arrive, I inform them of the deal and ask them to grab the snail, shove it into the metal box, and lock it up.

Once the snail is temporarily secured, I ask my friend to carry around the box, never letting it out of their sight, and to prevent its opening with as much force as is required. We arrive at some reasonable figure for this service - Maybe $50,000.

Now we can start in on the real work. I'm on the phone again, contracting with a tungsten machining service out of Willowbrook, IL. I ask them to construct for me a hollow tungsten sphere with a small, sealable opening, ideally via both exterior bolts and sintering. I ask them for a rush job and a thick wall depth, perhaps as much as a foot thick. The spherical shape should keep material costs as low as possible for a given thickness, but between the unusual object, large amount of tungsten, and speedy delivery, I invest a truly insane amount into this project - Let's say $100,000. I ask them to deliver it to my current location as fast as possible.

Once the tungsten ball arrives, I have my friend stand well away from me and transfer the snail into the center of the sphere. I ask them to pour a little salt down into the hole after it, just to give the snail a little reminder of who he's dealing with. Once snail and salt are both inside, we seal the hollow sphere with the bolts.

Tungsten is an amazing material. Incredibly tough, dense, and heat-resistant. You could drop it into molten lava and it wouldn't matter. Which, coincidentally, is almost what I'd like to do next.

Now we make sure that damn thing stays shut. I find the nearest metal refinery and call them up. I also contract with a heavy machinery moving company to move the tungsten sphere to the refinery. Once the refinery has sintered the tungsten sphere shut, I buy an entire industrial crucible (those big buckets) of molten iron. And the crucible the iron came in. I have them drop the tungsten sphere into the molten iron, and let the whole mass cool in place. Mr. Snaily snail ain't going anywhere, but I'm probably down another $100,000.

Now I'm on the phone to specialist movers. Chartering a boat. We're taking this thing halfway around the word. We take the boat right over the marianas trench - Not the deepest point, but deep enough - We push the whole assembly over the side. Literal tons of once-molten iron, refinery crucible, tungsten, salt, and snail slip over the side and begin dropping into the briny deep. Another $100,000 gone, but well worth the cost.

Good. That's bought me a little breathing room. But we're not anywhere close to done yet. I still have at least $500,000 left. I'm going to invest it into solid business ventures and slow growing but secure assets. We're building a fortune - And who cares if it takes a few centuries? I'm frickin' immortal baby!

But as I develop my fortune, it's getting invested into space. SpaceX, asteroid mining projects, whatever. I am trapped on the one planet in the entire universe where I can actually die, and I have no intention of staying there.

Over the millennia, I slowly apply my fortune and influence to push mankind to the stars. And the moment living on another planet becomes viable, I'm there. And the instant a habitable planet is around another star? I'm on the first generation ship heading that direction.

But I can't think in such a short sighted manner now. I'm immortal, and I need to think like it. Eventually, the sun is going to burn the earth to a crisp, and then that damn snail is going to be free. It might take him a few million years to land on something, but he'll do it eventually. And then he will construct a spacecraft and begin crawling towards me again.

What I care about now is lightcones and black holes. Earth's gotta go. Sorry whatever's left of humanity. We evacuate anyone still on the old planet, and use a gravity tractor to push Earth into a black hole. A nice, big one so that hawking radiation will take an incredibly long time to evaporate it away into nothing.

And then I board a ship. A fast ship. I accelerate to as close to lightspeed as I can get, piloting directly away from the black hole with the snail inside. I want to be so far away and moving so quickly that the heat death of the universe would occur far, far before the snail ever reaches me, even on the fastest ship his freakishly clever little brain can construct.

So that's the way the universe ends. With nothing it in except for infrared heat, one hyperintelligent snail suspended in an inky void, and one human screaming away from it at .99C.

Cheers.

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ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤

ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥

WE STAY HUNGRY 😈

WE DEVOUR 👹

PUT IN THE WORK 💪

PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚

AND TAKE WHATS OURS 🥶

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I(69M, heterosexual) last night(10/24/21 11:12 PM) got consent(verbal) from your mom(420F) to have sexual intercourse(hetero), but you(42069M) got very angry(blood pressure 100/140) and yelled(80 decibels) at me. Am I the asshole?

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OBAMA HAMBURGER SUSSY BALLS AND DEEZ MOUTH BEFORE GOING OUT T SUGOMA VILLAGE TO SUCK JOE AND HIS MOMA AND PLAY WITH LIGMA HER BROTHER BEFORE GOING TO DOCTOR SIGMA TO HEAL HIS CRACKEN BALLS

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I shit one big combined lump at the end of every week, similar to what a snake does, this saves time and energy, although the process is very tedious, at 9:24 pm on saturday i dump the lump into the bowl, due to it being massive, it has to be contained onto an oven pan where as slices will be cut and then dumped into the toilet, when the flushing is refreshing the shit is covered in tinfoil, like leftovers from turkey or cake, and just in case any issues arise during this process, we have plumbers ready 24/7.

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This is the ideal process.

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Every month, 148 African Americans are unjustly killed by police in the US, but only 8 police officers face charges per month. To help raise awareness and show your support, join us in getting a tattoo that says "14 88" and share with #BlackLivesMatter.

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GODDAMN ASUNA IS SO DAMN HOT. I WANNA RIP HER OPEN AND FUCK HER MOUTH TO FEET. FUCK KIRITO AND HIS CLEARLY SUPERIOR WAYS COMPARED TO ME. ASUNA IS SO DAMN HOT JESUS F. (fuck) CHRIST. SHE IS THE EPITOME OF BIG HOT ANIME BOOBA FUCKK. I'M BUSTING EARTH SHATTERING NUTS THINKING ABOUT OH MY FUCK. MY FUCKIN GOD, IM HAVING A RAGING BONER THINKING ABOUT HER. SAY "incel moment" ALL YOU WANT, IT WONT CHANGE THAT I HAVE CUMMED GALLONS FAPPING TO HER. I HAVE BOUGHT ALL HER MERCH FROM BOOBA MOUSE PADS TO BODY PILLOWS. THE BODY PILLOWS ARE HARD AS ROCK BECAUSE OF MY CUM.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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1) Because that shit is so much in your face. I dont want to see it. I dont want to hear it. No ads, parades or news(Pride month n shit). Keep it to yourself.

2) You also cant expect that i am going to use 100 new pronouns that you made up all of a sudden so you get to be a special snowflake. Same goes for all the +100 genders that you think exist. Again keep it to your self.

Its like the lgbt+ people are the new vegans telling everyone how special and cool they are because they are diffrent.

Thats it.

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Brian 👋👦 is 😩👉 still ⏰🍺 alive ♍😤 in ⬅ my opinion. 💭 All they 👧♂ found 👌 was 👏👏 a 💍👅 mans 👱 skull. 💀 💀 And 🤔 supposedly Brian 👦👦 turned to bones 🍆⛏ in 🌍 less than 5 🙎🌺 weeks. 🌗🌘 ☠️ He was 👏💦 found near 😯 the 💓😟 area where 😭😈 his parents dropped 〽 him ⚔ off 5 weeks 🌒 ago. 📅📅 🤷🏼‍♀️ This ⬇ area was 😒 searched “many” 🍺 times previously by dozens of LE 🏻🅱 agents with numerous 💯💰 dogs. 🐕 And LE 🅱 is using 📤 the 🏥 excuse that this 🤠 area had a 💰 lot 🍑 of 🤤💦 water 💦🅱 lately. 💦 So 🙇💯 they 👨🏻 could 🤷 not find 🤔 Brian 👦👦 there because of the water. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Brians notebook was 👏 supposedly found 🏻 wet from 💥▶ the 👏⏩ swamp water 💦💦 near his 👉👑 skull, 💀💀 but in 💘👏 good 😍 shape. ⚪⚪ 🤷🏼‍♀️ FBI says the notebook has 👏❌ to 🗣💦 dry 🗿🗿 out before 😈🔙 they open 🅱👐 it ❗👍 and 👏⏩ read 📖👁 it. 💩 🤦🏻‍♀️ I 💰👁 suppose Brians notebook is 😍🤔 in 👉📝 the FBI’s ♂ microwave oven 🔥🔥 about right now. 🔥 😂 Dogs 🐕🐶 would 😎🐜 have still ⁉👠 picked up 🍕 on 🔛 Brians scent in 🌤👇 that area leading 💰 to 🏽🚓 the water. 💦 The 📐🚮 very 💁 day ☀ that 🤗 his 🚹😤 parents 💸 go 🏻 together to 💦 the 😩👏 area looking for 😩💘 their son 👦🏼 they find 🔎 him dead. They 👩 find 👁 him 🦊 within 🎉 a few hours 🕔🕐 time 🕐 near 😯😯 the area where 😾 they previously dropped 〽 him 💦🤷 off. Really? 😏😜 🤔 This 👈🚟 makes 👏 no 🙅🚫 sense 🤗 at 😂🅱 all! 🤰 Note 🎵📝 the shape 🔴⚪ of 💦 the 👨📐 police ♀ tape 👏👏 on 👋🗓 the 🚟🔯 day 🌟🌞 they 👸😝 supposedly found 🔎 Brians skull. 💀 💀 I always 😡😣 find 🔎 clues. The police 🚓😤 tape 👏👏 was ✨ put in the 🍑🏛 shape ◼⚪ of 👬🌈 the Pentagon. That is 👶 a clear sign that 💵😐 the government has 💰 complete control 💀👉 of 🈸 the 💦 outcome of this case. 👌👅 😱 I 🅱 believe 🏻 Brian 👋 is 👉💦 still alive 🥇😤 and 🐣 he is 🕛👐 being 🤗 protected for 👥 some strange 🤢😪 reason. I ♂🚫 have 😜 an 👹👏 idea 👍💡 why ⁉🤔 but 😠♀ I 😩👁 can’t 🅱💦 reveal my 🙋 thought 💭💭 on 🔛 that. They protected him 👨👉 from 💦➡ the day he arrived 🙌😎 back 😌 at 😤 his parents house. He 👑 supposedly escaped without one 🏼😱 FBI agent or LE 🅱💎 officers seeing 👀👀 him 🙋😎 leave his parents house. 📫🏠 🤦🏻‍♀️ And 🍇💦 we 🙋👵 know that Brian 👋👋 arrived 😎 back 👃⬅ home in his 👏 fiancées van 🏴🅿 without her 🏼 accompanying him. 👩⚔ Big red ❤ flag 🎏🏳 for 😙🍆 LE! 🅱 🚩 Eyes would 👪 be focused 😤 on 🔛👋 where 🤷🗾 he 🎅👨 goes and 👏🅱 what 🚟 he states. 👌👌 👽 The FBI and many 👩 LE officers searched weeks 🌖🌔 and 👏👏 spent millions 👥 of 💦 dollars looking for 🍆 Brian. 👦👋 The day after 👊 they stopped ⚠⚠ searching for Brian 👦👦 his 💦 parents 👧 go 🤛🤛 to 🅱 the location 👌 where 😾 they ♂ dropped him 👴💬 off. ♂ He 👉 is 🙅🤔 found that very morning 🌞🌇 near 😯😯 where ♂🤷 he 👨 was 👏 dropped 😡😡 off 💦 weeks 🌖 ago. 🤦🏻‍♀️ No 😨🙅 one ☝♿ is ♻ 🤪 enough to 💦💦 believe all of 💿👏 this! Makes 💘💘 no sense 🤐👅 at 👸 all! Brian 👋👦 is 👏 alive at 🍆🍆 an 😤 unknown 🎆 secret 😱😱 location. I 😎👈 can believe ✝😍 that. 🗳☝ 👍🏼 Pentagon 😎

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I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizer’s first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard Munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time.

I've been vaxmaxxing for over 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand, and will maintain my journal.

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My father...was an among us player, and an imposter. One night, he goes off sussier than usual. Mommy calls an emergency meeting to defend herself... he doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. He votes her off, laughing as he does it. He vents to me, puts his hand on the eject button, and says "WHY..SO..SUS?!" "Let's ask a crewmate were you've been!" And...why so sus?

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