As a lone wolf alpha male, I don't need any friends, let alone feel the need to mess with friends i don't even need. I've been in monk mode for the past 3 years, ingesting red pills and meditating on female nature and the different laws of power and attraction. I am stronger, tougher and sharper than any blue pilled beta who feels the need to have a social and romantic life. I don't need any sexual activity either, I've been doing nofap for those 3 whole years while also never picking up females like I used to since i realised it's a waste of time. I now run a nootropics and crypto investment business where i'm projected to be making 7 figures by the end of next year. I still believe in the sanctity of marriage so I do plan on getting married, just not with a liberal college "educated" stacy who's been riding the carousel since her teen years. I am the alpha terminator, and nobody can stop me. Peace.

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Why didn’t you read our 10 million rules? Is it really that fucking hard to make sure that your post meets the standards set by me, a 38 year old neckbeard who lives in his Mom’s basement?

I have to say, I’m pretty proud of myself. Officially, I’m “unemployed”, but the Government doesn’t realize how important my work is. If it wasn’t for me, anybody would be allowed to post ANYTHING in the subreddit. Imagine if questions were allowed in top level posts instead of the discussion thread where nobody will ever read or answer it? I shudder at the thought

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Lesbian have no reason to think about dicks at all.
Gay men are attracted to peni and therefore think Bout them alot. Straight men have penises and therefore have to, in some aspect, think about dicks. Straight women are also attracted to penises in some aspect so therefore are also thinking about them

Lesbian women are the only demographic that doesn't have a reason to think about peni and are therefore the straightest group

I'm ben Shapiro and thanks for coming to my Ted talk

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So I (88m) recently cheated on my girlfriend. But when my girlfriend (2f) is breaking up with me I got extremely pissed so I nuked the country my girlfriend lived in. She died but millions of people died with her. so guys am I the a hole.

Pls give me awards and compliments about how huge my dick is

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I got an inch in and for some reason i shot nut into my mouth, it was sticky and disgusting. Tasted like a weird salt flavoured booger that melted, I immediately rinsed dishsoap in my mouth and brushed my teeth with toothpaste and rubbing alcohol for some reason. Horrible 1/10, wouldnt do again

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork\* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me \…) im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again \^) hehe…toodles!!!!!

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I just downvoted your comment.

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STOP POSTING ABOUT SUPER IDOL! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just SUPER IDOL. I-I showed a temperature gauge to my girlfriend and t-the gauge I showed it and I said "hey babe, 105 degrees celcius! SUPER IDOL DE XIAO RONG" I fucking looked at a waterbottle and said "THAT'S A BIT SUPER IDOL" I looked at the Chinese flag I think of super idol and go "China? PLUS 1000 SOCIAL CREDIT POINTS!!!"

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Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're having sex. You're literally fucking a plastic bag, your dick isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your dick never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your dick inbetween some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your dick inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.

>b-but it's birth control!
No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to fuck a plastic bag
>but it prevents STDs!
If you're going to fuck someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD
>but it feels like real sex!
But it isn't.

This is your daily reminder, now that you've read it you understand the truth. You can reply with whatever delusional comment you want but the facts will remain in your head no matter what you say. Seethe harder bagfuckers.

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This is actually so disrespectful why not let people be what they want to be...What happened to pride supporting others? As soon as its about other sexualities it all of a sudden doesn't apply? Gender and straightness is a social construct forced upon people!

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If I had a medal for every pitbull that I castrated without consent from the owner then I'd have zero medals, sure, but that is only because I jerk the dogs off so that they associate humans with orgasms and they rarely maul children anymore because they are too busy raping them.

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Alright, listen here you bitch, Im gonna tell you something so you better fucking listen to me stupid bitch. What bothers you so much about people who are part of the LGBTQ+ community? There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with being part of the community so what is your fucking deal of saying that those who are part of the community are going to hell?! It’s not a fucking sin and if you think it’s a sin, then you’re a fucking idiot. This isn’t the fucking first time that you’ve said you “can’t stand gay” so what makes you think that being homophobic is okay because I would like to know. What joy do you fucking get out of being homophobic you dumb ass piece of shit? I don’t give a fuck what your beliefs are cuz that is ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE for you to be a fucking homophobe. Being homophobic isn’t cute so Im gonna need you to get fucking educated since you’re a fucking asshole of a person. LGBTQ+ people are humans just like ALL OF US and therefore, they deserve just as much respect and rights as everybody else, okay? Get that through your fucking head. And you saying that “a woman should marry a man and a man should marry a woman” is complete fucking bullshit because everyone should be able to marry whoever the fuck they want. We have the fucking right to choose who the fuck we want to marry so don’t be coming at me with that bullshit bitch because Im going to put you in your fucking place with no hesitation. If I see you say anymore homophobic shit again, Im going to expose your ass so that everyone knows your true colors bitch. Watch your fucking mouth because I’m not someone to fucking mess with stupid bitch. I love putting people in check and I’m not afraid to do so.

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does anyone else remember splingo? he was the fifth hobbit in the book i remember reading - he left the fellowship just before the mines of moria and took bill the pony back. i remember him saying something like "badoinkey" after each sentence but it was probably only a couple times really. i can't find any mention of him anywhere else.

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So a couple of months ago I found out that I was able to suck my own ***dick***. And when I say suck my own ***dick*** I don't mean simply licking the tip of ***penis***. I mean full on deepthroating my entire ***cock***. When I first found out about this I was so excited and I immediately began sucking my knob.

Though I realised it wasn't really pleasurable at all. It felt more like I was sucking somebody else's ***dick*** than somebody sucking MY ***dick***. Don't get me wrong there was SOME pleasure but it was completely overshadowed by the feeling of having a ***penis*** in my mouth. I wasn't able to focus on the sensation of being sucked off since all the focus was on having an entire fucking ***dick*** in my mouth.

It was a surreal experience to feel all my ***cock*** veins and stuff in my mouth but it wasn't what I was looking for you know? And no, it wasn't because my head game was trash. I actually became pretty good at ***dick*** sucking because of my special ability.

So yeah, sucking your own ***dick*** is no where near comparable to somebody else sucking you off. It just isn't as pleasurable as people make it out to be.

I think I'll just stick to jacking off instead.

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So my cleaning women was here a few days ago cleaning my apartment and one of the things she was cleaning was my bathroom but the issue was while she was cleaning I really needed to go to the bathroom. I needed to take a fat shit but there was no where for me to take it so I sat there in my bedroom trying to hold in it for as long as possible.

The schedule she had was cleaning the living room, cleaning my work room, then cleaning my bathroom which is what she was currently doing. I know right after that she’s cleaning my bedroom then doing the laundry for any dirty clothes that are in the hamper. I realize this then decide to make a decision.

I pull down my pants on my bedsheet then start shitting on the sheet. A good amount comes out and I’m currently sick when this is happening so it’s coming out like a spray yet also in lumps making my sheet look like a Jackson Pollock with a big turd mainly right where I was. I panic then rip off the sheet and scrunch it up and throw it in the laundry basket for her to clean hoping she doesn’t notice.

She comes in later to clean and pulls out all the laundry from the basket into another holder to move it to the washing machine. She goes upstairs to was everything and this is when disaster strikes. As the washer is washing the machine starts spreading the shit everywhere all over the washing machine in every crevice and the then when she takes the clothes out there’s shit in everything and she’s really freaking out. She starts yelling and I tell her to wash the next loads assuming it’ll just go away and if she doesn’t I won’t pay her.

She does around 10 loads and is finally done. The clothes are absolutely covered in feces and are totally ruined. Because of this fact I pay her with no tip very upset since now my clothes are ruined and she didn’t even warn me at all. I’m now sitting on my computer in my robe (the one thing that wasn’t washed then cause I was wearing it) and typing this out. I’m thinking of suing her for ruining my clothes.

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