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I marched on with my fellow clones ("SpongeClones" they called us) as we only had one objective: To kill Goku. Slowly as the people of bikini bottom clapped us out for our pride and courage-we were really going to do it..."Would it be worth it though?" I thought to myself as me and my SpongClones continued marching until we reached Goku's 69480K mansion. He stood at the lawn. We all gulped but in the end. It was something we all had to do. It was our purpose. Our destiny. All 30 Million of us looked Goku dead in the eyes as he stared back at us. I knew that look..the god's gave insects. We were all going to die. But this is better than dying a sad old man.

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"This will be the end of spongebob." SpongClone 485 said.

"It will be the bravest end in history." Replied Clone 485's lover and fellow clone.

"SPONGEBOB FOREVER!" Clone 5838 said as the rest of us violently screamed and charged at Goku. The battle was filled with rage, blood and pure dedication as Goku slaughter my clones. However we didn't obey the pathetic laws of anime as he soon realized. We began regenerating and repairing our wounds as though they never existed. Goku looked at us all in pure terror as we began overpowering him in pure numbers. Goku knew he didn't stand as a chance as he began changing forms faster than man could possibly measure. However however hard Goku punched us didn't matter as through our might and numbers we were able to do it..But then he reached 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% power and thats when the true despair of our situation kicked in.

Clone after Clone was being brutally torn apart with blood pouring onto the ground like a waterfall. I watched in horror as none of the clones could regenerate a single cell of blood. Those clones were truly dead. Clone 485 and his lover had intense intercourse on the field soaked in the blood of their comrades but continued having sex, knowing it would be their last time I on the other had was too terrified watching my clones being killed. But then Goku knew he couldn't keep up for too long so he switched tatics.

I didn't witness its beginnings but I knew what Goku had done when I saw 100F wave of pure semen looming over us and washed over us. Some of us drowned such as Clone 485 and his lover but that was expected. However the ones that didn't were now only knew of one emotion: Rage

The rest of us clones charged on through the thick and sticky semen. Goku began walking away but turned around once he saw how us spongebob's continued fighting. He smirked and began sending more waves of cum but we were ready. We had a front line of SpongClones devour every square inch of the semen Goku sent at us but the rest of us continued while the front line SpongeClones were quickly wiped out without Goku batting an eye. Once again blood, guts and sponge skin began coating the battlefield to the point it was impossible to see any resemblance to what it had been 2 hours ago. But the battle continued with each and every SpongeClone being brutally killed. 2 Were smashed together while another was thrown to another universe, But with every kill Goku became slightly weaker thanks to the combined efforts of us SpongeClones. Then it was just me..Goku smiled as he grabbed me. "NO!" I pleaded to him "I-I NEVER WANTED TO DO THIS! PLEASE I BEG YOU I HAVE A SNAIL-" but Goku had no time to listen as he fucking ate me.

Inside of Goku I slowly came to accept my end. But then I recalled the amount of blood and organs on the field..They didn't die just for me to accept my own death in Goku's moist womb! I threw a punch, nothing. Another punch, nothing but I continued until eventually I came out of Goku's stomach and ate him myself before he ever had time to react.

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I looked at the blood and guts spilled and scattered around the battlefield. "We won.." I shed a tear of happiness as I looked at the sunset. Knowing each drop of blood was worth the victory

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“PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!” Doctor Mario yelled. After hours, the baby finally popped out of Bowser’s private part. “Our baby is so beautiful mario I love you” said Bowser. The baby was very beautiful. Mario and bowser started making out. Mario got in the hospital bed with bowser and started taking his pants off. “W-wait mario we’re doing this now???” “Yes, we are bowser.” “Okay daddy….” Mario stuffed his massive cock into bowser’s tight little hole and thrusted. “Ohhhh yesssss mario harder faster deeperrrrr” “Mmmmm yess baby you like that” “Y-yes mario-“ “call me daddy” “yes daddy aahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!” Mario cummed inside of bowser and they started making out passionately. The baby had died.

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Time for me to smirk underneath or over the logo and my actor's name, so the parents take the film seriously and are encouraged to buy tickets because younger children cannot go out to the theaters and conduct this task by themselves. A slogan or whatever is above me, and it talks about me being a hero or something. By hero, I have ensured that the children eat fried chicken today. Watch my epic journey to accomplish this, which is consisting of something your grandma would watch willingly and unironically because she has lived a long and bitter life and is now free of adult-styled angst and the gnawing insecurity of being childlike again. Nobody should be impressed anymore because she has won and is useless to the man, but not the government. Revolutions are silly to the Government.

Children, I have just spoiled something: You never stop growing ever and you grow only to achieve the ultimate goal of shrinking again.

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I'm so down drastically right now, my dick is fucking throbbing it hurts so bad, I've been thrown into this vtuber hole because no one gives me the help or attention I need and I just can't take my eyes of them, everytime I keep looking my dick throbs more, I feel like and am moving like giorno when he gets fugo's virus out of him it's hell being this horny.

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I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning"

The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')

Obviously, there are exceptions to this and some people more in the center or right also "speedrun". However, they more than sufficient to prove the rule, rather than contrast it.

Consider how woke GDQ has been, almost since the very beginning. Your eyes will start to open.


Returning to the topic of the work ethic...

A "speedrunner" may well spend hours a day at their craft, but this is ultimately a meaningless exercise, since they will ultimately accomplish exactly that which is done in less collective time by a casual player.

This is thus a waste of effort on the behalf of the "speedrunner". Put more simply, they are spending their work effort on something that someone else has already done (and done in a way deemed 'correct' by the creator of the artwork).

Why do they do this?

The answer is quite obvious if you think about it. The goal is the illusion of speed and the desire (SUBCONSCIOUS) to promote radical leftist, borderline Communist ideals of how easy work is.

Everyone always says that "speedruns" look easy. That is part of the aesthetic.

Think about the phrase "fully automated luxury Communism" in the context of "speedrunning" and I strongly suspect that things will start to 'click' in your mind.

What happens to the individual in this? Individual accomplishment in "speedrunning" is simply waiting for another person to steal your techniques in order to defeat you.

Where is something like "intellectual property" or "patent" in this necessarily communitarian process?

Now, as to the sexual archetype model and 'speedrunning' generally...

If you have any passing familiarity with Jordan Peterson's broader oeuvre and of Jungian psychology, you likely already know where I am going with this.

However, I will say more for the uninitiated.

Keep this passage from Maps of Meaning (91) in mind:

"The Archetypal Son... continually reconstructs defined territory, as a consequence of the 'assimilation' of the unknown [as a consequence of 'incestuous' (that is, 'sexual' – read creative) union with the Great Mother]"

In other words, there is a connection between 'sexuality' and creativity that we see throughout time (as Peterson points out with Tiamat and other examples).

In the sexual marketplace, which archetypes are simultaneously deemed the most creative and valued the highest?

The answer is obviously entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and others.

Given that we evolved and each thing we do must have an evolutionary purpose (OR CAUSE), what archetype is the 'speedrunner' engaged in, who is accomplishing nothing new?

They are aiming to make a new sexual archetype, based upon 'speed' rather than 'doing things right' and refuse ownership of what few innovations they can provide to their own scene, denying creativity within their very own sexual archetype.

This is necessarily leftist.


The obvious protest to this would be the 'glitchless 100% run', which in many ways does aim to play the game 'as intended' but seems to simply add the element of 'speed' to the equation.


This objection is ultimately meaningless when one considers how long a game is intended to be played, in net, by the creators, even when under '100%' conditions. There is still time and effort wasted for no reason other than the ones I proposed above.

By now, I am sure that I have bothered a number of you and rustled quite a few of your feathers.

I am not saying that 'speedrunning' is bad, but rather that, thinking about the topic philosophically, there are dangerous elements within it.

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This happened back in April 2020. I told people i didn’t want to go because of covid. I live in Florida so the funeral happened anyway despite the protocols. The real reason i didn’t go is because i wanted to see the Travis Scott concert in fortnite

It remains my biggest regret to this day.

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My husband and I work together so we 👪 go to the same 😂 bank 🏛🏛 pretty often, and there’s this woman uff she’s very hot 😩 and I found her really 👄 attractive since the first time… 👀 then I realized that 😉 she was checking out 😱🏍 on my husband. One day one of the women there was asking us like 😄 “What are you guys gonna do today?” And we were like 😄 oh we’re going to the mall shopping and I 😩 noticed 👀 that she listened AND SHE SHOWED UP❤ AT THE MALL! 🏬 I was 👏 like omg 🤣😱 😳 what is she 🤷👩 doing 😉 here? And boom 💥 I fall in love with her 😍👌🤤😍 she 😍 was looking so damn fine 😣😂 BUT she 💦👩 was obviously looking for 💰 MY husband, so after that I told him to go 🏃 to 😂 another locations (he didn’t saw her) but I was 😟 like damn 😲😅 I don’t want him to see her almost everyday at the bank. BUT now I want to go to that location 👌👌 again 👌 to see 👀 her 👸 🤤😍 but I’m afraid 😨😨 my 🙈👦 husband starts liking her and stops ❌ liking👁 me :( he didn’t really pay attention to her 💦😏 but what if he starts liking 👍 her?😩 (We just got married 🤵👰 tho).

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Stop posting about squid game I'm tired of seeing it. My friends send me screenshots and penis memes. I was in a server right and all the channels are just squid game rp. I showed my netflix to my girlfriend and she said you haven't watched Squid game hahah. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. I took a look at koreans and I was like those are squid game people. I took a look at my penis and I think of the dead corpses and it gets up and I go what the actual fuck.

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Ok so before you all become violent in the comments, I do not agree with or support Osama Bin laden. He was an absolute evil person who sucked ass and deserved what he got. That said, god damn, he had style. That aks74u with rpk74 ballistic mag? Fresh. That said again he was definitely a bad guy I do not support him. He was just DRIPPING though and I think everyone can notice that

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This truly says quite some indisputable facts about how the Gerald R. Ford class nuclear powered supercarriers and its carrier strike groups could be threatened by a Russian RS-28 Sarmat (referred to by the NATO as SS-X-29/SS-X-30) liquid fueled, multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle-equipped superheavy intercontinental ballistic missile armed with 10 heavy thermonuclear warheads

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Sounds like you are going through some changes, Jimbo. You are becoming a man. That's wonderful. Hahaha! Your old man was quite a fox back in his day as well, the ol' neutron style they say.

Yet, your neutron style is different, isn't it Jimbo? It's very different.

Now could you maybe cure my lung cancer instead of giving eggs sentience. Seriously, I know it would only take you like an hour why are you like this.

All you do is go to that ice cream shop with your two borderline mentally unstable friends and then cause problems because you wanted to create robot monkeys that shoot lasers for some reason???

Your "brain blasts" are nothing more than amphetamine and espresso binges, do you think we are blind? You stole the copper from all of our electronics to pay your addiction, Jimbo.

You sold your mentally handicapped friend's favorite Ultron man figure to pay for your drugs and robot slaves. Another week of your brain blasts wrecking havoc on our CGI town. People die when you do these experiments, you know that, right Jimbo?

Then you "save the day," which is just getting back to neutrality after the problem YOU caused. People are dying, Jimbo. You could cure all diseases. Colonize Mars. End world hunger.

Yet you just eat ice cream constantly with your robot dog by your side while having awkward tension with that blonde girl. And honestly Jimbo, you are just watching me die. Do you enjoy this? Do you enjoy seeing your mother weep over the man that she loves wasting away into a skeletal demise?

You know what I think, Jimbo? I think you use your brains for your own selfish games not because you are indifferent. No, you want us to know you could fix everything, but you simply choose not to. I think you enjoy watching others tread water from beneath your gifted wave, just so we know we are inferior.

You are saying we deserve to suffer. So as I said, your body is going through changes Jimbo. You are becoming a man. And if this is the boy that I was given, I only shudder at the darkness that lays in your heart waiting to blossom once you call yourself a man.

God help us all. Yet, God is dead and it is my son that killed him.

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CAPTAIN AMERICA - tells Falcon, "I fought Nazis once before. They're extremely dangerous."

They see the guy scaling the Capitol wall fall into the shrubs.

Falcon: "You sure these are the same Nazis?"

IRON MAN - lands by the guy carrying the podium. Says, "Mind if I borrow this?" tosses it to Hulk, who swings it like a bat at the mob.

Guy: "Hey, that's MY podium!"

Iron Man: "Actually it's the Speaker's. And technically, it's a lectern." Then punches him through a wall.

BLACK WIDOW - enters hotel room where Jack Dorsey is tied up. Rips duct tape off his mouth.

Jack: "I'll do anything you want!"

BW: "Disable POTUS's Twitter. NOW!"

*Jack fumbles with his phone*. "Done. Anything else?"

BW: "Yeah. Trim your beard for God's sake." *tosses him clippers*

HULK - grabs a selfie stick from one of the guys and beats him over the head with it. Deeming it too small, he grabs another guy's Confederate flag and takes out a whole swath of rioters. He then tosses the flag to Cap, who uses it as a javelin to impale a fleeing Ted Cruz.

HAWKEYE - hears Iron Man in his earpiece say, "Looks like Orange Julius is tweeting from another account." Hawkeye: "On it." He locks in on Trump through the White House window and fires an arrow, knocking the phone out of Trump's hands. Hawkeye: "Damn that felt good."

THOR - comes face to face with the Viking guy. Says defensively, "Pfft. What a stupid outfit." Star-Lord: "He's dressed exactly like you." Thor: "Heh, not likely. I don't wear...rabbit hats." Rocket: "It's a raccoon." Thor: "Whatever. The point is - I do NOT look like him." Just then, Drax approaches the Viking Guy and casually says, "Hey Thor." Star-Lord shoots Thor a "Told ya so" look. Groot whispers "I am Groot" to Rocket and they both laugh. Thor angrily wields Stormbreaker, and Viking Guy runs off, calling for his mom.

DR. STRANGE - sees Josh Hawley running down the Capitol hall. Strange opens a time portal and Hawley runs straight into it. We see Hawley tumble out into the year 1984. Wong: "Now *that* is Orwellian." Strange: "No, it's not—has *anyone* actually read that book?"

SPIDER-MAN - hears Iron Man in his ear say, “Zip-Tie Guy at 3 o’clock. Why don’t you show him how it’s done, kid?” Peter swings across the Rotunda and spots him. He shoots webs around the guy's hands and ankles, hog-tying him. Then joins the rest of his class on their field trip.

BLACK PANTHER - as rioters chant "Let us in!" at the Capitol door, they're suddenly drowned out by a louder "Yibambe!" chant led by T'Challa. When the two groups converge, one white woman asks if the Jabari "have a permit," and another accuses M'Baku of stealing her cellphone.

WINTER SOLDIER - While easily fending off a mob, Captain America says, "I actually *can* do this all day." He then spots Bucky Barnes amongst the rioters, wearing a QAnon shirt. Cap says, "Oh no. He got brainwashed again."
ANT-MAN - he's tasked with leading the members of Congress out of the fray. He shrinks down and lands in Mike Pence's hair to direct him and the others to safety. A photo of this goes viral, as people think the Debate Fly returned.

ANT-MAN - he's tasked with leading the members of Congress out of the fray. He shrinks down and lands in Mike Pence's hair to direct him and the others to safety. A photo of this goes viral, as people think the Debate Fly returned.

CAPTAIN MARVEL - The Squad confronts the guy in Pelosi's office and demands he give back her mail, "or we'll take it back." Guy: "You and what army?" Then, Captain Marvel, Gamora, Scarlet Witch, Valkyrie, and every other female MCU character descend into the room one by one.

THANOS - sends out a tweet distancing himself from Trump

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Yes I just had my first time with sex. And let me tell you.


#SEX IS JUST SO DISGUSTING.


The flavor of a vagina is so revolting. I actually gagged multiple times and nearly threw up. The first thing I did when I got home was brush my teeth. I brushed everywhere and even scrubbed my tongue. Afterwards I threw the tooth brush in the trash.


Also another thing, a vagina feels nothing like a flesh light. Flesh light actually feels better than a vagina and even then its so boring. The entire time it felt like a chore. She was enjoying it but I was like, “This is it??? Wow. Major let down.”


Hands down this was the most anticlimactic thing I have ever experienced.


0/10 do not recommend would never try again.


It’s just so stupid. Blowing up the idea of sex to be the greatest thing in the world. It’s not. It’s just two people who really wanna have a kid but dont want the kid. Maybe I’m just different. Maybe sex isn’t my thing. I dont know but what I do know is that sex is lame. Stay virgins. At least you have that to your name. The second you have sex you’re pretty much like everyone else.


Boring lame nothing special about them.


Really, how can people find sex to be so amazing?

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Yo... Holup ✋God got VIRGIN Mary pregnant 🤰which is coo and all considering it gave us Jesus ✝️ but after taking into account 🧾 that most girls were married off at 15 🥇5️⃣ in those times ⏲️ and she was still a virgin🗿, does that mean God got a young girl pregnant 🤔🧐😬?

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