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JOE BAIDEN WAKE UPP.
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jo baiden jo baiden joe baiden jo baiden This messa-message from Mohammed Khanaqin full face of Kurdistan for you jo baiden you go check up in the docter ya hab two yil, your life is two yil two yil from now, from today to two yil, uh one yil eh six month o two yil... you life after this one you pass away you go check the-check up in the doc-docter this message from Mohammed Khanaqin, full face of Kurdistan you do, do you, good job for the USA, for the CSA, in two yil you do pull down Iran for us you wanna Kurdistan becoming new country, no more Iran, no more Iraq, no more Turkey, no more Suri (Syria) "full face of Kurdistan" will give you-

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i hope nobody is offended by this, im a ukrainian myself
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STRONKEST nation ๐Ÿ˜บ!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ UKRAINE!!!!!๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
UKRAINE IS THE BESTEST ๐Ÿ’˜, STRONKEST NATION ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ IN THE WORLD ๐ŸŒŽ!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ AM UKRAINIAN AND I ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ AM PROUD!!๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
WE INVENTED ๐Ÿ’ฐ EVERYTHING ๐Ÿ’ฏ!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
WHERE IS UKRAINE??๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ค
HUMANITY ๐Ÿ‘ค ORIGINATED IN UKRAINE!๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
ะฉะต ะฝะต ะฒะผะตั€ะปะฐ ะฃะบั€ะฐั—ะฝะธ ะฝั– ัะปะฐะฒะฐ, ะฝั– ะฒะพะปั.
ะฉะต ะฝะฐะผ, ะฑั€ะฐั‚ั‚ั-ัƒะบั€ะฐั—ะฝั†ั–, ัƒัะผั–ั…ะฝะตั‚ัŒัั ะดะพะปั.
ะ—ะณะธะฝัƒั‚ัŒ ะฝะฐัˆั– ะฒะพั€ะพะถะตะฝัŒะบะธ, ัะบ ั€ะพัะฐ ะฝะฐ ัะพะฝั†ั–,
ะ—ะฐะฟะฐะฝัƒั”ะผ ั– ะผะธ, ะฑั€ะฐั‚ั‚ั, ัƒ ัะฒะพั—ะน ัั‚ะพั€ะพะฝั†ั–!!!!!!!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
WE INVENTED โš’๏ธ THE POTATO ๐Ÿฅ” BEST ๐Ÿ† FOOD ๐Ÿ˜ฉ!
๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”
UKRAINE HAS THE BEST ๐Ÿ‘Œ CULTURE ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพ AND
FOOD ๐ŸŸ! ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿฅก๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅ“
STOP โœ‹ STEALING ๐Ÿ’ฐ UKRAINE CULTURE ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพ
AND CLAIMING ๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ ITS YOURS!!๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
IF YOU ๐Ÿ‘ˆ STEAL ๐Ÿ’ฐ CULTURE ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿพ WE WILL INVADE ๐Ÿ‘พ!
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
UKRAINE HAS THE BEST ๐Ÿ† ARMY ๐Ÿ’‚, WE CRUSH ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
ALL ๐Ÿ’ฏ OF OUR ENEMIES!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
WE HAVE THE MOST ADVANCED ๐ŸŽŠ TECHNOLOGY ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ป IN THE WORLD!๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
MODI IS 40 ๐Ÿ’ฆ% ILRAOMOAM!!!๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
WE HAVE COLONIES ๐Ÿšธ IN EUROPE ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–, ASIA ๐Ÿ—พ๐ŸŒ,
AMERICAS ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, AFRICA ๐ŸŒ, AND OCEANIA AND OUR EMPIRE ๐Ÿ‘‘ IS BASED ๐Ÿ‘Œ ALL ๐Ÿ’ฏ IN OUR BEAUTIFUL ๐ŸŒ„, GLORIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‡ CITY ๐ŸŒƒ KIEV
๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŒƒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐ŸŒ‡๐Ÿ™๏ธ UKRAINE IS THE BESTEST ๐Ÿ‘Œ COUNTRY!!!!!!!
ะกะ›ะะ’ะ ะฃะšะ ะะ‡ะะ†!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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Patriotism
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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

โ€Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!โ€

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

โ€How old is this rock, pinhead?โ€

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied โ€œ4.6 billion years, you stupid Christianโ€

โ€Wrong. Itโ€™s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is realโ€ฆ then it should be an animal nowโ€

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the โ€œpoorโ€ (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named โ€œSmall Governmentโ€ flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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Masturbating my penis into submission has caused a massive decrease in erections, for the penis is afraid to get hard. (OC)
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Up until recently, I was never able to masturbate to orgasm. I never knew really how to, but I was always secretly horny. This led to a lot of trouble with girls because I was trying to achieve an orgasm, yet I never did. Yet one day, in the shower I was beating my cock when I suddenly I found a technique that felt really good, so I kept doing it then blew my first ever load. I was astonished. With this newfound knowledge I went to school itching to try again and again to masturbate. That same day I masturbated (and cummed) 5 times. My cock was so sore and red. But I did not stop. The next few days I'd keep fapping multiple times with succession each time. My mind has cleared up so much I no longer consistently feel horny. In fact I now have a girlfriend and feel much more down-to-earth with myself. But now whenever I try to get horny, my penis refuses to get an erection. It takes me several minutes of mental stimulation before I can get hard. I'm worried that my cock is now afraid of me. AITA?

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I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals.
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I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.

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Average twitter bio
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14 (NSFW DNI) | they/them | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ | โ™พautisticโ™พ, ADHD, anxiety, depression | @faketwitteraccount my beloved โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ | extremely sensitive and easily offended๐Ÿฅบ | cancer โ™‹๏ธ | white | Multifandom | ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ | pfp made by @faketwitteraccount

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Dickslap
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We all know that Gru is the godly hight of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 meters a second. Based on average dick size, Gru's penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru's dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.5 meters per second. This means that Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru's dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6'' reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier, I rest my case.

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[Meta] Stop reposting r/teenagers posts
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Theyโ€™re not copypasta.

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Ronaldo
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Love Ronaldo. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult

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TIFU by gettino a band job from a friend
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Me and my friend, who are both older male teenagers, have recently started to play with eachother a bit. I consider myself heterosexual, and so does he I believe, however, after our 2 experiences together Iโ€™m reconsidering my sexuality.

Me and this friend joke around about sexual stuff a bit. We often make jokes about sex, whether that be within our friend group or with me. Weโ€™ve been making these jokes for months, I mean, after all weโ€™re all just having a laugh. These obviously arenโ€™t the only jokes we make but they are like 45% of them.

This was until 3 weeks ago, when me and my friend were in school in a music practice room (a small room where you practice your musical instruments), and he jokingly sat on my lap (which he has done previously but only when friends are around). I was kind of horny at the time and I half jokingly said that I had a boner. It appeared that he was also horny, so it only proceeded from there. Next thing I know weโ€™re feeling eachother up a bit and eventually weโ€™re showing eachother our penises, which I can guarantee neither of us have done before. We touch each otherโ€™s and move up and down a bit but we stop there, still both rather turned on, knowing that going on any further would be risky.

Fast forward to today, where essentially the same thing happens but he actually gives me a full on handjob and I climax. He offers a blowjob halfway through but I decline, thinking that thatโ€™s a step too far. I experience post-nut clarity but not enough to think that I donโ€™t want to do it again.

The thing is, I know that I want to spend my life with a girl and have sex with women. Funnily enough, I went on a kind of date thing, just two days before the โ€˜incidentโ€™ with a girl I like, and we both really enjoyed it.

I donโ€™t know what to do or feel. Perhaps itโ€™s just teenager stuff but I need some feedback on this: am I a homosexual for doing what I did?

TL;DR - one of my same-sex friends gave me a handjob and Iโ€™m currently debating my sexuality.

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Anyone remember that meme from 2013?
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โ–„ โ–„
โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆ โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œ
โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–
โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–
โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–
โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–Œ
โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–Œ
โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–
โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–Œ
โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ
โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–
โ–โ–’โ–’โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ
โ–โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–
โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ
โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–
โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ
โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€
โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–€
โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€

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Los Pollos Hermanos Training Video: Communication
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Hello! And welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me "Gus". I am thrilled that you'll be joining our team. Each and every day, we serve our customers exceptional food, with impecable service. We take pride in everything that we do. And after this week's online seminar, I'm sure you'll fit right in. I like to think I see things in people. To begin, I'd like to talk about the cornerstone of the Los Pollos Hermanos brand. Communication. As an employee of Los Pollos Hermanos, you set the tone for the entire dining experience. Be mindful of what your words, and behavior communicate to our guests. Always be aware of your posture, remember to stand up straight. Your customers and your back will thank you for it. Put effort into your appearance, all employees are required to dress appropriately. Keep your uniform clean, and pressed. If you want respect, you must look respectable. Speak in complete sentences, we never use one word greetings like "Hey" or "Yeah?" Always make eye contact, and finally, whenever you're with a customer or not, remain composed. Inside, you can be thinking about your homework, or friends, or your side business, but no one should ever know it. Because at Los Pollos Hermanos, someone... Is always watching. So dont forget to smile! Thats all for today, see you next time when we'll be discussing cleanliness.

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Vaporeon is NOT the most compatible for humans
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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is NOT THE MOST COMPATIBLE POKEMON FOR HUMANS? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's Human on Pokemon breedabilty outclassed by it's cousin evolution, UMBREON. Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defensive stats spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense, and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this PERFECT breedable Pokemon. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well ( Which with synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more.) It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokemon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as HARD as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give you it's INSANE durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now Massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically IMMUNE to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreons Movepool, letting it be EXTREMELY seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, ETC; It's access to the ability Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of Payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful Movepool in the world of intercourse making Umbreon the Pokemon most qualified to breed with Humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

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(found on r/dreamgender) AITA for murdering my 2 yaer old niece?
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My (20M) sister (25F) is a nazi dreamphobe (๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ) that some years ago caught me masturbating to Dream manhunt and sticking my Dream body pillow up my ass. She told my parents (46M, 45F) and I (16M back then) was disowned and expelled from home, and I've been homeless ever since, with my Dream body pillow as my only companion, friend, lover, father, mother - everything. About 2 weeks ago, my sister (25F) called me to take care of her 2-year-old daughter (2F), as she was going on a business trip with her husband (29M). Even though my sister (25F) is a nazi dreamphobic Hitler sympathizer, I (20M), being the kind person I am, agreed to take care of her daughter (2F). It was all going nice, until I had to buy groceries, and I (20M), foolishly, trusted my niece (2F) to take care of my Dream body pillow. When I (20M) got home, (TW //murder //dismemberment //decapitation) I stepped into the most horrific sight I have ever seen in my life. She destroyed my daddy Dream body pillow. His body was all over the floor, his arms detached, all my cum that was stored inside it poured out on the floor, looking like a pool of blood. I (20M) got so angry I couldn't think straight. It was like she killed Dream. I needed to satisfy my anger, my thirst for revenge, so I grabbed a gasoline tank, and poured it all on my niece (2F). I was ready to burn her down, but she was crying and screaming, and I (20M) must admit, I had a moment of weakness. Then I remembered, all the good memories I had with my Daddy Dream body pillow. All the fun we had together, all the anal sex we engaged into, how much he cared for me and I (20M) cared for him. 'No', I said, 'I won't have any sympathy for a Dreamphobic murder'. So I lit a match and threw it at my niece (2F). She quickly caught on fire, and so did my sister's (25F) house. I managed to escape, saving my Dream body pillow and the TV remote I used to simulate Dream's cock. And so I ran. I didn't even stop to think what my nazi sister would think of all that, nor did I care. I just wanted to fix Dream, so I could have hot steamy sex with Him again tonight. I knew I had done the right thing, but yesterday I discovered that my brother-in-law (29M) killed himself and my sister (25F) is in the hospital having a nervous mental breakdown. So I've been thinking that maybe I could be in the wrong. So, [r/dreamgender](https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender/), AITA?

TL;DR: My ๐ŸšจDreamphobic๐Ÿšจ sister ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ asked me to take care of her daughter ๐Ÿ™Žโ€โ™€๏ธ. She destroyed๐Ÿงจ my ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–ค๐ŸคDaddy Dream๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค body pillow, so I set her on fire๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ. AITA? โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ

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Lickitung Is The Most Fuckable Pokรฉmon
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now I know the usual debate. Umbreon or Vaporen which pokemon is the one that's best to have sex with. Well I propose a new pokemon. Lickitung. It's no secret that Lickitung's tongue is massive (6ft 2) but something to keep in mind is that lickitung fights with his tongue. Meaning the technique would make him a major qualifier for throat goat status. And just imagine how much semen it could catch with that big mouth! Lickitung's tongue is also said to leave things it touches with a tingling sensation "Its tongue can be extended like a chameleon's. It leaves a tingling sensation when it licks enemies." Pokemon Red. It is also stated in the diamond and pearl pokedex that lickitung's tongue grips onto anything it touches. meaning even though it's mouth is quite large it can grip tightly onto the male penis. Another important thing to note is lickitung's height being around 3 feet, perfect for lifting and moving around in different sexual positions. The tongue is also very a versatile tool when discussing the top of sex. Cunnilungus, blowjobs, rimjobs, kissing etc. And lickitung's skilled tongue can and will do it all! I think this is enough evidence for me to rest my case

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English Work i guess
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Homophobia in schools This is a topic that is little talked about these days, but it needs as much attention as other types of bully and discrimination. Starting from the beginning, what is homophobia? Homophobia is a series of negative, discriminatory, or prejudiced attitudes and feelings toward people who are attracted to the same sex or gender. Unfortunately, many minors or people who attend schools suffer from this kind of discrimination, especially in countries where LGBT is forbidden, such as China and Russia. According to Unesco, more than half of all adolescents and children who are attracted to the same gender suffer from bullying. Although many people do not consider homophobia in schools as important as racism or xenophobia, it is something that needs as much attention as racism or xenophobia. Although today there is more acceptance for people from the LGBT community, there are still cases against people of different sexualities. Now you must be asking yourself: How can I contribute to the decrease of homophobia in schools? If you see someone suffering from homophobia, call for help. Contribute to end the homophobia in schools.

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The Average 4Chan User
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1. Is A Sexist โŒ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ
2. Is A Raging Homophobic โŒ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
3. Is Abelist โŒ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฝ
4. Is Xenophobic โŒ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฝ
5. Is Bigoted โŒ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฟ
6. Is Pro Life โœ…๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿฝ
7. Is MisogynisticโŒ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ
8. Believes All Lives Matter โœŠ๐Ÿป
9. Is Anti Vax โŒ๐Ÿ’‰
10.I s Anti Mask โŒ๐Ÿ˜ท
11. Has Used The B Slur ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐ŸŒฎ
12. Has Used The F Slur ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป
13. Has Used The K Slur ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿฆฐ
14. Has Used The N Slur ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ
15. Has Used The C Slur ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ
16. Has Used The R Slur ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฝ
17. Is Anti Progessive โŒ๐ŸŒ†
18. Is Anti Socialist ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป
19. Is A Conservative ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
20. Is A Proud Patriot ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿˆ
21. Owns Libtards On The Daily ๐Ÿ˜Ž
22. Loves Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœŠ๐Ÿป
23. Is A Proud Christian โœ๏ธโ›ช๏ธ
24. Is Super Straight โŒ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป
25. Is Anti Big Tech โŒ๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ
26. Is A Proud Capitalist โœ…๐Ÿฆ
27. Believes Salvery Was A Choice ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธโœŠ๐Ÿป
28. Believes Slavery Wasnโ€™t That Bad ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป
29. Is Anti Semitic โŒ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿฆฐ
30. Is Anti Cancel Culture โŒ๐Ÿฆ
31. Is A Avid Reddit User ๐Ÿค“
32. Is A Incel ๐Ÿ˜ก
33. Hates Chads And Sigma Males๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
34. Elliot Rodger Worshiper ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
35. Thinks Gen Z Is Too Soft ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜’
36. Has Never Felt The Touch Of A Woman ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 
37. Uses Female Derogatorily โŒ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ
38. Hates โ€œRapโ€ ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคข
39. Will Live With His Mom Til He Dies ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿชฆ
40. Is Fatphoic โŒ๐Ÿ‹
41. Only Has Online Friends Heโ€™ll Never Meet ๐Ÿ™
42. Hasnโ€™t Cleaned His โ€œMan Denโ€ In 2 Years ๐Ÿคข
43. Constantly Harasses Women Online ๐Ÿฅด
44. Believes The Age Of Consent Should Be Lowered To 12 ๐Ÿ˜ซ
45. Gaslights Everyone Around Him ๐Ÿ˜€
46. Only Showers Bi WeeklyโŒ ๐Ÿงผ
47. Has Very Greasy Hair He Doesnโ€™t Wash โŒ๐Ÿงผ
48. Has A Intense Porn Addiction ๐Ÿงด
49. Hates Minorities โŒ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿพ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฟ
50. Is A White Supremacists That Loves Proud Boys and QAnon ๐Ÿ‘ป
51. Only Listens To Videogame and Anime OST ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
52. Loves Hentai ๐Ÿค•
52/2. Preferably Loli๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ Šโ ‰โ ‰โข‰โ โ ปโฃโ ‘โขฒโ ขโ คโฃ„โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃปโฃฟโขŸโฃฝโ ฟโ ฏโ ›โกธโขนโ €โขนโ ’โฃŠโกกโ œโ “โ ขโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกœโฃฟโฃทโฃฝโ “โ €โข โข‚โฃฃโ ‹โ ‚โฃพโ ผโขŒโ ณโข„โข€โก โ œโฃฃโก€โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โขปโขฑโฃญโ ทโ คโข…โ ดโฃกโกปโ ƒโ €โข โ โ €โข€โกฑโ œโ โข”โ Šโ €โ นโก„โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃทโ Œโ šโ ทโ †โ  โ ถโ ญโข’โฃโ €โฃคโ ƒโฃ€โข”โข‹โกคโ Šโ ‘โฃ„โ ณโฃ„โ €โฃงโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ ฆโฃ€โกคโฃ„โ „โข„โฃ€โฃ โฃ’โขฆโก„โ ฉโ ทโ ฆโ Šโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฃโกโ ขโฃฟโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโขซโ Ÿโฃโ žโฃผโขฒโกžโฃžโ ‹โ ‹โ ‰โ ‹โ “โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃจโ ‚โขธโก… โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ƒโกจโ Šโข€โก โกŒโข˜โข‡โ žโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‚โ กโก„โ €โ €โข€โ žโขโ ”โขนโก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃฃโ žโข€โ ”โขกโขขโ ‡โก˜โ Œโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โกŒโ ขโก”โขโกดโ โ €โขธโ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โข โ Ÿโ โ  โขŠโ ”โฃกโขธโ €โ ƒโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฏโ ‚โก€โขชโก€โ €โ €โขธโ € โ €โข€โ ”โฃโ โ จโ €โ €โ ˆโ €โข„โ ˜โก€โ €โ ˆโข†โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โขโ œโ ™โขฆโ ™โฃฆโ €โขธโ € โกดโ โ ˜โกโฃ€โกกโ €โ €โ ดโ ’โ —โ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โก†โ €โ †โ „โ „โ ˜โ €โกŽโ €โ €โ €โ ‘โข…โ ‘โขผโก€ โขฏโฃ‰โฃ“โ ’โ ’โ คโ คโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ โ โ €โ €โ €โ ’โ €โข€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โฃŒโฃ‡ โ €โ ˆโขณโ „โ ˆโ €โ คโข„โฃ€โ €โขˆโฃ‰โกนโ ฏโกŸโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ ‚โ €โ €โก โ šโฃกโกฟ โ €โข โฃ‹โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ คโ ญโข›โกฉโ „โ ’โ ฉโ ‚โข€โ „โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขขโก€โ €โก โ ‹โกฉโ ‹โ €โขณ โ €โขนโ คโ ฌโ คโ ฌโ ญโฃ‰โฃ‰โขƒโ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โกžโขบโกˆโ ‹โกขโ Šโ €โ €โ €โขธ โ €โ ˆโก†โ โข€โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‹โ ‰โ “โ ‚โ คโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โกงโ Šโก โ ฆโกˆโ ณโข„โ €โ €โ ˆ โ €โ €โขนโกœโ €โ โ €โ €โ ’โขคโก„โ คโ ”โ ถโ ’โ ›โ งโ €โ €โกผโก โ Šโ €โ €โ ™โขฆโกˆโ ณโก„โ € โ €โ €โขธโ †โ €โ ˆโ €โ  โ €โ ˆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกœโขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โข„โ ˆโขฒ โ €โ €โขธโข€โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก„โ Šโข โ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโกขโฃธ โ €โ €โ ˆโ ณโฃคโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ โ ’โ โ €โ  โฃโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ”โ พโกฟโ ƒ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ’โ คโ คโฃคโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ”โฃขโฃ€โฃ‰โฃ‚โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โ ดโ ฟโ ›โ ‹โ €

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Cock of a horse
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I have been told on several occasions that i have a cock of a horse: uncut, with a flared, pink cock head, smooth but beiny. full and heavy balls to go with it. A thick shaft and lots of precum leaking daily and trick, fertile semen.

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Girl at my school is a legend [r/teenagers]
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For context there is this girl at my school that is very pretty and there was this guy she really likes now they are both juniors and turns out the guy likes her back so last week she decided she was going to identify as a boy so the school let her go to the menโ€™s room so at about 11:00 Thursday she went into the menโ€™s room and the guy came shortly after and they got in on in a stall now this week she comes to school saying she decided she wanted to be a girl so she went trans to get in a guys pants to not raise suspicion and then turns back a week later she is baller

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