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From r/MikeAdriano (NSFW)
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i can not imagine believe in god and see adriano taste hottest babe on screen is just not possible the questions that come up the feelings too you tell me kid in africa is starving but adriano get to taste hottest babe you tell me we have pandemic in the world but adriano is still tasting the hottest babe in the world is so crazy is like hes trying to prove something is he bless by god is he bless by the devil?
and just the amount of envy this guy gets of us is enough for a ticket to hell from looking at all things he do to want to recreate them
so in my opinion is already unhealthy for everyday man and woman but is even worse i think for church people. imagine you look at tv everyday and every time you do you do something wrong in eye of god but is so good that is 1 problem 2nd problem is you start to question god questions he was never made to answer is like if in real life we see alien or superman type person we start to question all our belief i think adriano is like that but difference is we know he is real and we tell ourself is only porn but the truth is porn is in real life is like saying is just life it dont make sense....
is it okay? i wish but is so good i have feeling god is not behind this and because of me think like that i dont think is good for people that go to church just imagine sit there on sunday for 4 hours when you could be gooning to adrianos babe is easy choice sadly
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and just the amount of envy this guy gets of us is enough for a ticket to hell from looking at all things he do to want to recreate them
so in my opinion is already unhealthy for everyday man and woman but is even worse i think for church people. imagine you look at tv everyday and every time you do you do something wrong in eye of god but is so good that is 1 problem 2nd problem is you start to question god questions he was never made to answer is like if in real life we see alien or superman type person we start to question all our belief i think adriano is like that but difference is we know he is real and we tell ourself is only porn but the truth is porn is in real life is like saying is just life it dont make sense....
is it okay? i wish but is so good i have feeling god is not behind this and because of me think like that i dont think is good for people that go to church just imagine sit there on sunday for 4 hours when you could be gooning to adrianos babe is easy choice sadly
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The Nussy
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”
Sir, please, I went to medical school
“uwu”
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A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”
Sir, please, I went to medical school
“uwu”
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Funny ur mom joke
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Your biological mother is so morbidly obese when she went to go get her yearly physical done the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance which enables her to consume even more food making her more obese. Not to mention but your mother is becoming so monstrous she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever read this enjoyed the humorous “Your mother…” joke. Thank you for your time.
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To My Friend In UK Boarding School
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u better start playing squid game roblox with me or i will come through ur laptop screen and i will beat my dick on ur fuckface and cum so hard in ur eye holes and mouthhole and earhole basically every hole on ur head and i will moan so loudly ur whole dorm and school will hear it. while ur being blinded by my cum and ass beaten by my cock i will proceed to spam porn tabs on ur browser, incest, gay anal, furry, child, among us, squid game. u fucking name it bitch. i will rip open ur fucking pajamas and slap ur micropenis till it turns into a big big boner and sprinkle some of my cum on it too. right when ur dormmates and teachers rush to ur dorm to see what the fuck moaned so loud it shook an earthquake on the entire rural UK area 7.9 on the richter scale, i will slip right back into ur laptop screen and they wouldnt catch sight of me, once they get to ur room they will see ur naked little ass masturbating, dick out, boner quivering, balls turning blue with cum all over ur face and ur laptop filled with a thousand porn tabs
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My kink
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Damn, I want some hot chick to beat the shit out of me with a lead pipe until my entire rib cage shatters and my vision gets all shaky as I fall over into the concrete and drown in a puddle of my own blood and vomit while she starts stomping on my balls with just the heels of her stilettos until my ball sack literally bursts open
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Words from a true Gamer
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Cant wait to pee in yo m0mmaz mouth heehee you can watch noob. My dear soyboy cuck bayleaf Not kidding either, perhaps you can slap yourself silly ye sandbag stay mad. Wipe your sweaty palms lad gitgud 1v1 1v6 mlg optik and even rekt
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The funniest thing
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I was downstairs making a inside out grilled cheese, and i overhear my brother doing his work. he’s about 5, and the question is “what is the funniest thing you’ve ever seen?” and that got me thinking. What is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen, and i’ve been thinking for a solid hour now, and i think i’ve got it. Back in 2016, there was a platform called Vine. It’s like TikTok but way worse. So there was this one video that was really popular, it gave me a good chuckle. Basically, there’s this little black kid right, he’s shirtless in front of his door. His brother who’s holding the camera calls him stupid, to which he responds “no i’m not”, the brother comes back asking him what 9 + 10 is, and this is where it gets funny, the kid says “21” instead of 19, quite humorous if you ask me. I had a good chuckle and a chortle at that. There you have it, that is what i think is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. I hope you enjoyed my story.
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I majored in pre-Islamic sub-Saharan African transgender sexual mating strategies and gastronomy at Yale and frankly I have some serious misgivings about the predatory and exploitative nature of the western capitalistic economic paradigm. It’s racist.
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Cheers to beers, no queers, and a lot of Liberal Tears
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i realized i started masturbated when i was 6 since i liked to rub my penis against the sheets and one time my penis hurt and i went to the doctor and masturbated in front of a doctor then he told me to stop i didn't and basically this house has seen me masturbate.
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1. i realized i started masturbated when i was 6 since i liked to rub my penis against the sheets and one time my penis hurt and i went to the doctor and masturbated in front of a doctor then he told me to stop i didn't and basically this house has seen me masturbate.
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No one out-pizzas the Hut
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I finally did it. I out pizza'd the Hut. It was the greatest mistake of my life.
After years of perfecting my recipe, I made my way down to the local hut, fresh-baked pizza pie in hand. "Try this," I told the kid working the counter. He did, and he had to agree that it was better than anything Pizza Hut had to offer. Soon, the entire store, customers included, was feasting on my delicious pie. The manager walked over, grabbed a slice, and took a bite. I look at him, anticipation rising. This was the boss, the local fief lord of the Hut. His approval meant more to me than all the rest combined. He took a bite and nodded. "I'll be damned," he said, "you really did it. You out- pizza'd the Hut. Shame." Shame? What did he mean by tha-- the manager pulled a gun out from behind his apron and shot the nearest customer in the head. "We have a Code Jalapeño," he said into his wrist as he executed the remaining customers. "I repeat, we have a Code Jalapeño." The ground was slick with blood. The kid working the counter choked out his dying breath as the manager turned to me. "You just had to do it motherfucker. You just had to out pizza the Hut." He shoved the gun in my face. I was too scared to fight, too scared to run. The manager pulled the trigger.
A click. The gun was empty. I threw a chair at the manager and scrambled out of the Pizza Hut, not even bothering to see if my missile hit its mark. I was closely pursued by the manager, who had gotten his hands on a deadly sharp pizza cutter. I suspected in his hands it would cut more than pizza. Somehow, I was able to get into my car and speed off, the manager cursing my existence as I left him behind. I took a deep breath. The manager was clearly psychotic. Yes, that was it, just a crazy man with a gun. It had to be. My phone rang. Sister. I picked it. "They're dead, she sobbed. They're all dead. Mom, Dad, Chris, Bill. Dead. They killed them all." I could barely understand her, so great were her sobs. "What do you mean? Where are you?" I asked urgently. "How is this possi--" A single gunshot sounded through my phone's speakers. Silence. Then, I heard a man's voice. "No one out pizzas the Hut." He hung up. I drove down the empty country road, mind blank. I had nothing. They killed my family. I was alone.
At that moment I knew what I had to do. They took everything from me. Well then, I would take everything from them. Pizza Hut was so terrified of being out pizza'd, they forgot there's one thing worse than a man with a recipe: A man with nothing to lose. I'll give them a limited time offer they won't be able to refuse: two bullets for the price of one.
With a free side order of pain
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After years of perfecting my recipe, I made my way down to the local hut, fresh-baked pizza pie in hand. "Try this," I told the kid working the counter. He did, and he had to agree that it was better than anything Pizza Hut had to offer. Soon, the entire store, customers included, was feasting on my delicious pie. The manager walked over, grabbed a slice, and took a bite. I look at him, anticipation rising. This was the boss, the local fief lord of the Hut. His approval meant more to me than all the rest combined. He took a bite and nodded. "I'll be damned," he said, "you really did it. You out- pizza'd the Hut. Shame." Shame? What did he mean by tha-- the manager pulled a gun out from behind his apron and shot the nearest customer in the head. "We have a Code Jalapeño," he said into his wrist as he executed the remaining customers. "I repeat, we have a Code Jalapeño." The ground was slick with blood. The kid working the counter choked out his dying breath as the manager turned to me. "You just had to do it motherfucker. You just had to out pizza the Hut." He shoved the gun in my face. I was too scared to fight, too scared to run. The manager pulled the trigger.
A click. The gun was empty. I threw a chair at the manager and scrambled out of the Pizza Hut, not even bothering to see if my missile hit its mark. I was closely pursued by the manager, who had gotten his hands on a deadly sharp pizza cutter. I suspected in his hands it would cut more than pizza. Somehow, I was able to get into my car and speed off, the manager cursing my existence as I left him behind. I took a deep breath. The manager was clearly psychotic. Yes, that was it, just a crazy man with a gun. It had to be. My phone rang. Sister. I picked it. "They're dead, she sobbed. They're all dead. Mom, Dad, Chris, Bill. Dead. They killed them all." I could barely understand her, so great were her sobs. "What do you mean? Where are you?" I asked urgently. "How is this possi--" A single gunshot sounded through my phone's speakers. Silence. Then, I heard a man's voice. "No one out pizzas the Hut." He hung up. I drove down the empty country road, mind blank. I had nothing. They killed my family. I was alone.
At that moment I knew what I had to do. They took everything from me. Well then, I would take everything from them. Pizza Hut was so terrified of being out pizza'd, they forgot there's one thing worse than a man with a recipe: A man with nothing to lose. I'll give them a limited time offer they won't be able to refuse: two bullets for the price of one.
With a free side order of pain
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I am in love with the enderdragon
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I am in love with the enderdragon from minecraft, it started when me and my friends (that I met a year ago) started playing minecraft, after that we had some sexual tensions in the server with eachother. but before we knew it we defeated the enderdragon, that's when me and my friend called Emily (she isn't in the server) started arguing and then we started ignoring eachother for about 2 days. After that we started talking on snap again and I really loved out argument in the end so me and Emily decided to meet back up in the end. After that we had Esex while the dragon was still flying about. After that we had a great relationship until it eventually broke up, I was and still am very broken about it. I really miss her and the only great memory was the esex with the dragon in the end, so everyday I force myself to go to the end and now it's got even worse. I am now jacking off to enderdragon porn from minecraft, I am so disgusted with myself and idk what to do... I just needed to get that off my back
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Why are there so many fucking hot girls at UCLA?
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WHY? Everywhere I look its just hot girl after hot girl after hot girl. In my classes: hot girls. In the library: hot girls. In the dining halls: hot girls. How can I focus among all these hot girls? They're everywhere except my dorm! I can't even leave my own dorm anymore without my eyes being berated by female beauty. How do you other male specimen out there function with all these hot girls running wild? I came to UCLA because everyone told me the girls here were ugly and I could finally focus on my studies. Jokes on me I guess! The only thing I'm studying now is the perfect figure of the girl sitting across from me right now. If you're reading this girl in the Star Wars hoodie and green crocs at De Neve rn,
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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!
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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
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sexuality and hentai fetishes copypasta
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Gay, Straight, Bi, whatever. Let me spit some straight facts at you. AT BEST your sexuality and hentai fetishes are separate. You have your sexuality, Then you have your hentai sexuality. I got the hardest erection from seeing a dude in a hentai getting pounded by another dude this one time. I still say I'm straight. You know why? cause everyone looks SEXY AF in hentai (Except ugly bastard) that and irl dudes hairy af I dont understand straight woman whats appealing about us, we're nasty. I will beat my meat to anything on hentai. I'm not a furry but im pretty sure we can all say at one point during our hentai career we had a sexual attraction to Lola Bunny or something of the sort ( DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME). Does that make it so you love animals in that way? nahh. That shit has to be separate, so we can say to ourselves "This aint me, but I'mma jack off to it anyway" So my people lets stop putting are sexualities on the line and jerk off to some men and woman! who's with me?
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Lois can't have Superman's children
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It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
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My classmate's feet
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My classmate's feet
I'm new here so I've never posted on here. I've worshiped several pairs of feet in my life but this was probably my favorite story because it's like a foot fetish fantasy for everyone that loves feet haha. I'm 19 and in a community college. The girl in the story is also 19 and this happened last week.
So I was sitting in class and in the corner of my eye I see a pair of feet literally almost next to my face! The girl behind me had her legs up on the desk with her feet kicked up like it was her house, and I was just in front of her praying my professor didn't say anything to her about it haha. Honestly I wasn't really attracted to this tunisian girl until she did this, but I just knew I had to have them, and I knew I could. They're thick feet like most of middle eastern girls or arab girls in general but they're beautiful. So I like to think that I'm a pretty attractive young kid and honestly I'm pretty confident. I'm 5"8 and I work out a lot and this girl isn't crazy beautiful, she's like a 7.5/10 tunisian girl but her feet were in my face so I'm wanting her more by the second lmao. So, I just turn my head to the direction of her feet and to the point where I know that she knows I'm checking them out and just stare, literally pretty much all of class. I wanted her to know because I didn't care haha, only benefits for me if she knows.
The next day I sit behind her and now I can take pictures of her feet up on the desk because she's sitting the same way as she was the day before except now nobody is behind me. It's hard to describe this pose I guess but I will have the pictures of how her feet were up on the desk after I find out how and everything. So she turns around to me and starts talking to me and I take that as a sign of her thinking I'm cute. She introduces herself, we start talking about how I just moved there and all the basic small talk stuff. And I just decide to tell her that I like her feet because idc who knows in this class... It's full of some weird ass kids to be honest lol. So she just goes aw thanks! And we talked about her feet for like 2 more minutes and she told me about how she's always barefoot and hates wearing shoes. (my kind of girl). Eventually I mention I have an apartment near campus and say that she should come by because it was my last class of the day and I'd like to make some new friends and she's all for it.
We get to my place and I live by myself so it's just us and she's barefoot the second she walks in. My mouth is watering over these soles I mean they're all I've been thinking about for the last two days... We're just chilling telling stories watching tv I let her eat some food and shit and I make it obvious that I'm staring at her feet (again, purposely) and she just sits criss cross to the point where you could see her soles and toes like right under her legs ( I love when girls do that pose ) and I make it even more obvious I'm staring now and just tell her again " your feet are so cute haha they're so thick. " she tells me " haha yeah , but I can tell you like them hahah. I've never really had a compliment on my feet before but thanks " and I just get even more confident because I'm getting so horny staring at these feet and say " Yeah you're welcome.. I wouldn't mind rubbing them if you want" well thank goodness she said yes and I without hesitation grab them and rub. I was so fucking hard because I mean these feet were the opposite of my dick (super fucking soft...) and while I'm rubbing one foot the other one touches my boner and she's like "omg you really do like feet hahaha! This seriously turns you on?" And I'm reply "Yeah, I don't know why haha I know it's weird but whatever I mean at least I'm not into super weird stuff like getting pissed on or my ass ate or something." And she laughed even harder at that and just replied"So do you just invite girls to your place to rub their feet all the time instead of the normal guy thing of inviting them too hook up?" And I say " Well no, I mean I still like hooking up but if I rub a girls feet and get nothing else it's still a success for me. But for me it's really a success if I suck their toes AND get the hook up" And she's just dying at this point and says "Oh really, so that's what you want to do to my feet? Go ahead show me what you do.
So I know she wants me now, I have precum all over my dick just from rubbing these feet and now they're in my mouth. I'm sucking every toe, licking her feet from top to bottom sucking her heel licking her soles. God damn they tasted amazing and smelled great too. They didn't have that natural perfume smell girls' feet usually have, they actually smelled like feet but they weren't dirty and they were really soft. She's just relaxing giggling while I'm doing this and after about 15 minutes I straight up just pull out my dick lmao and I say "you see? I love feet a lot." And she laughs again but I can tell she likes it and I say " alright you're staring at my dick like I was staring at your feet so it seems like you want it...." and she starts giving me head... Well I'm getting head on my couch while staring at her feet and holding them and I cum in like 5 minutes... Probably one of the quickest I've ever came... And she swallowed but I had about a pound of cum if I had to estimate. Definitely one of the hottest situations of my life. She let me rub her feet afterwards and I tried to do it all again but she said no but said "next time... hope you liked my story!
Finally, I have some pics of her feet. Dm if you are interested.
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I'm new here so I've never posted on here. I've worshiped several pairs of feet in my life but this was probably my favorite story because it's like a foot fetish fantasy for everyone that loves feet haha. I'm 19 and in a community college. The girl in the story is also 19 and this happened last week.
So I was sitting in class and in the corner of my eye I see a pair of feet literally almost next to my face! The girl behind me had her legs up on the desk with her feet kicked up like it was her house, and I was just in front of her praying my professor didn't say anything to her about it haha. Honestly I wasn't really attracted to this tunisian girl until she did this, but I just knew I had to have them, and I knew I could. They're thick feet like most of middle eastern girls or arab girls in general but they're beautiful. So I like to think that I'm a pretty attractive young kid and honestly I'm pretty confident. I'm 5"8 and I work out a lot and this girl isn't crazy beautiful, she's like a 7.5/10 tunisian girl but her feet were in my face so I'm wanting her more by the second lmao. So, I just turn my head to the direction of her feet and to the point where I know that she knows I'm checking them out and just stare, literally pretty much all of class. I wanted her to know because I didn't care haha, only benefits for me if she knows.
The next day I sit behind her and now I can take pictures of her feet up on the desk because she's sitting the same way as she was the day before except now nobody is behind me. It's hard to describe this pose I guess but I will have the pictures of how her feet were up on the desk after I find out how and everything. So she turns around to me and starts talking to me and I take that as a sign of her thinking I'm cute. She introduces herself, we start talking about how I just moved there and all the basic small talk stuff. And I just decide to tell her that I like her feet because idc who knows in this class... It's full of some weird ass kids to be honest lol. So she just goes aw thanks! And we talked about her feet for like 2 more minutes and she told me about how she's always barefoot and hates wearing shoes. (my kind of girl). Eventually I mention I have an apartment near campus and say that she should come by because it was my last class of the day and I'd like to make some new friends and she's all for it.
We get to my place and I live by myself so it's just us and she's barefoot the second she walks in. My mouth is watering over these soles I mean they're all I've been thinking about for the last two days... We're just chilling telling stories watching tv I let her eat some food and shit and I make it obvious that I'm staring at her feet (again, purposely) and she just sits criss cross to the point where you could see her soles and toes like right under her legs ( I love when girls do that pose ) and I make it even more obvious I'm staring now and just tell her again " your feet are so cute haha they're so thick. " she tells me " haha yeah , but I can tell you like them hahah. I've never really had a compliment on my feet before but thanks " and I just get even more confident because I'm getting so horny staring at these feet and say " Yeah you're welcome.. I wouldn't mind rubbing them if you want" well thank goodness she said yes and I without hesitation grab them and rub. I was so fucking hard because I mean these feet were the opposite of my dick (super fucking soft...) and while I'm rubbing one foot the other one touches my boner and she's like "omg you really do like feet hahaha! This seriously turns you on?" And I'm reply "Yeah, I don't know why haha I know it's weird but whatever I mean at least I'm not into super weird stuff like getting pissed on or my ass ate or something." And she laughed even harder at that and just replied"So do you just invite girls to your place to rub their feet all the time instead of the normal guy thing of inviting them too hook up?" And I say " Well no, I mean I still like hooking up but if I rub a girls feet and get nothing else it's still a success for me. But for me it's really a success if I suck their toes AND get the hook up" And she's just dying at this point and says "Oh really, so that's what you want to do to my feet? Go ahead show me what you do.
So I know she wants me now, I have precum all over my dick just from rubbing these feet and now they're in my mouth. I'm sucking every toe, licking her feet from top to bottom sucking her heel licking her soles. God damn they tasted amazing and smelled great too. They didn't have that natural perfume smell girls' feet usually have, they actually smelled like feet but they weren't dirty and they were really soft. She's just relaxing giggling while I'm doing this and after about 15 minutes I straight up just pull out my dick lmao and I say "you see? I love feet a lot." And she laughs again but I can tell she likes it and I say " alright you're staring at my dick like I was staring at your feet so it seems like you want it...." and she starts giving me head... Well I'm getting head on my couch while staring at her feet and holding them and I cum in like 5 minutes... Probably one of the quickest I've ever came... And she swallowed but I had about a pound of cum if I had to estimate. Definitely one of the hottest situations of my life. She let me rub her feet afterwards and I tried to do it all again but she said no but said "next time... hope you liked my story!
Finally, I have some pics of her feet. Dm if you are interested.
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I out pizza'd the hut.
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I finally did it. I out pizza'd the Hut. It was the greatest mistake of my life.
After years of perfecting my recipe, I made my way down to the local hut, fresh-baked pizza pie in hand. "Try this," I told the kid working the counter. He did, and he had to agree that it was better than anything Pizza Hut had to offer. Soon, the entire store, customers included, was feasting on my delicious pie. The manager walked over, grabbed a slice, and took a bite. I look at him, anticipation rising. This was the boss, the local fief lord of the Hut. His approval meant more to me than all the rest combined. He took a bite and nodded. "I'll be damned," he said, "you really did it. You out- pizza'd the Hut. Shame." Shame? What did he mean by tha-- the manager pulled a gun out from behind his apron and shot the nearest customer in the head. "We have a Code Jalapeño," he said into his wrist as he executed the remaining customers. "I repeat, we have a Code Jalapeño." The ground was slick with blood. The kid working the counter choked out his dying breath as the manager turned to me. "You just had to do it motherfucker. You just had to out pizza the Hut." He shoved the gun in my face. I was too scared to fight, too scared to run. The manager pulled the trigger.
A click. The gun was empty. I threw a chair at the manager and scrambled out of the Pizza Hut, not even bothering to see if my missile hit its mark. I was closely pursued by the manager, who had gotten his hands on a deadly sharp pizza cutter. I suspected in his hands it would cut more than pizza. Somehow, I was able to get into my car and speed off, the manager cursing my existence as I left him behind. I took a deep breath. The manager was clearly psychotic. Yes, that was it, just a crazy man with a gun. It had to be. My phone rang. Sister. I picked it. "They're dead, she sobbed. They're all dead. Mom, Dad, Chris, Bill. Dead. They killed them all." I could barely understand her, so great were her sobs. "What do you mean? Where are you?" I asked urgently. "How is this possi--" A single gunshot sounded through my phone's speakers. Silence. Then, I heard a man's voice. "No one out pizzas the Hut." He hung up. I drove down the empty country road, mind blank. I had nothing. They killed my family. I was alone.
At that moment I knew what I had to do. They took everything from me. Well then, I would take everything from them. Pizza Hut was so terrified of being out pizza'd, they forgot there's one thing worse than a man with a recipe: A man with nothing to lose. I'll give them a limited time offer they won't be able to refuse: two bullets for the price of one.
With a free side order of pain.
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After years of perfecting my recipe, I made my way down to the local hut, fresh-baked pizza pie in hand. "Try this," I told the kid working the counter. He did, and he had to agree that it was better than anything Pizza Hut had to offer. Soon, the entire store, customers included, was feasting on my delicious pie. The manager walked over, grabbed a slice, and took a bite. I look at him, anticipation rising. This was the boss, the local fief lord of the Hut. His approval meant more to me than all the rest combined. He took a bite and nodded. "I'll be damned," he said, "you really did it. You out- pizza'd the Hut. Shame." Shame? What did he mean by tha-- the manager pulled a gun out from behind his apron and shot the nearest customer in the head. "We have a Code Jalapeño," he said into his wrist as he executed the remaining customers. "I repeat, we have a Code Jalapeño." The ground was slick with blood. The kid working the counter choked out his dying breath as the manager turned to me. "You just had to do it motherfucker. You just had to out pizza the Hut." He shoved the gun in my face. I was too scared to fight, too scared to run. The manager pulled the trigger.
A click. The gun was empty. I threw a chair at the manager and scrambled out of the Pizza Hut, not even bothering to see if my missile hit its mark. I was closely pursued by the manager, who had gotten his hands on a deadly sharp pizza cutter. I suspected in his hands it would cut more than pizza. Somehow, I was able to get into my car and speed off, the manager cursing my existence as I left him behind. I took a deep breath. The manager was clearly psychotic. Yes, that was it, just a crazy man with a gun. It had to be. My phone rang. Sister. I picked it. "They're dead, she sobbed. They're all dead. Mom, Dad, Chris, Bill. Dead. They killed them all." I could barely understand her, so great were her sobs. "What do you mean? Where are you?" I asked urgently. "How is this possi--" A single gunshot sounded through my phone's speakers. Silence. Then, I heard a man's voice. "No one out pizzas the Hut." He hung up. I drove down the empty country road, mind blank. I had nothing. They killed my family. I was alone.
At that moment I knew what I had to do. They took everything from me. Well then, I would take everything from them. Pizza Hut was so terrified of being out pizza'd, they forgot there's one thing worse than a man with a recipe: A man with nothing to lose. I'll give them a limited time offer they won't be able to refuse: two bullets for the price of one.
With a free side order of pain.
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most beautiful insult I've ever received
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"Oh I see you're one of those transgender postliberal you think you know everything people oh, don't bother replying to me you're a waste of time Excuse me son, apparently your sensibilities aren't very accurate, I was in Desert Shield possibly before you were born, I was 11 Bravo in 1989 at Fort Benning and the first action I saw was probably before you stopped pooping in your pants, I'm specifically trained to be a marksman, I'm also specifically trained to teach people self defense so yes that is my Approach to an aggressive situation because that's specific to what my job was but I'm also trained in several other things now you can go on and be stupid with somebody else because you just insulted a veteran and a pastor but hey it's your life Do you got anything else smart guy?"
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How to make money in a very legal way
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(S)tart by saving 10% of what you (e)arn, and put it in a (l)ow risk investment. (L)eave some money saved for an emergency fund, about 6 months should do. (D)ont make impulse buys, and (r)each your monthly budgeting goals. (U)nderstand that building wealth takes time. (G)o without new clothes and the latest iphone etc. (S)imply understand the game is stacked against you and you need to take risks to succeed
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