Seein’ all y’all HRT-guzzling porcelain-cheeked sissy hypno-watching failed males out there has got me wondering about one thing:

Ass hair.

Do you guys not have it? I truly don’t understand. I’m not sure about y’all, but waxing/shaving my ass hair would be a full time job. I mean, you’re out in the boonies down there. I got hair outside the ass, on the ass, in the asscrack—I’ve even got it ringing the actual asshole, like some kind of unholy solar eclipse. Taking a razor down there would be downright traumatic. Put some soft-spoken Vietnamese radio chatter on in the background, and you’d give some poor veteran flashbacks of bushwacking in ‘Nam.

And what about ass stubble? I mean 5PM rolls around and I’d have two mounds of keratin spears jabbing into each other like hoplites charging into a valley. Am I supposed to get waxed every three hours? What kind of logistical masterminds do y’all have to be to enjoy this fetish?

And that’s just the fuckin’ grooming; I didn’t even mention all the other shit y’all are trying to reprogram dudes into. The goddamn TODO list is insane. I’m seriously supposed to shop for female clothes that fit me, acquire makeup and actually learn how to use it, practice walking in heels, wear lipstick, grow my hair out, and wear a chastity belt like I’m some sort of fucking CATHOLIC—all so I have the grand privilege of getting sodomized in my newly stubble-covered ingrown-hair cultivating ass? Fuck me, y’all need a better elevator pitch. Shit, I could sell waterboarding better than that.

Have you considered, maybe, I don’t know… wearing a normal shirt and having vanilla sex with women? With all the effort y’all are apparently expending, you could probably land some Eastern European chick, at least. If you’re trans, then, well, stop fetishizing yourself and just crack that egg, sister—but if you’re a straight dude, then seriously, what the fuck? If you hate pants so much, just learn to play the bagpipes and wear a kilt. It’s really not that complicated.

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“The Beatles are overrated” is the most popular musically illiterate opinion on the internet. Not only do they have such a wide variety of great songs, the collection of albums from Rubber Soul on easily push them into legendary status just purely on innovation and originality. You don’t even have to like The Beatles (bit weird you couldn’t find one song across multiple genres and 10 albums you liked but people enjoy Drake somehow so we’re all different) to appreciate the contributions they made to rock, pop, recording techniques, the concept album etc. Anybody who thinks The Beatles are ‘overrated’ doesn’t understand a) music or b) the impact they had on popular culture, which was transformative. The problem with looking back is that it’s not easy to grasp the ‘shock of the new’, which accompanied much of their work.

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We should develop 🗣️ our own Christian ✝️✝️ vaccine. Infused with the body and blood 👐🏽👐🏽 of Christ our Lord ❤❤ who died for our sins! Only THEN I will take the vaccine!!!

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I guarantee you, that couch is saturated with pee and blood.

I worked janitorial once for a government building, and the things I've seen. . . Women are disgusting creatures. They shit just wherever, they piss just wherever, once they're in that bathroom, they just don't care any further.

I once encountered a line of diarrhea that began at the door, meandered through the entire bathroom, went into literally every stall but never made it to a toilet, then walked by the sinks, the mirrors, then wandered right back out again, creating a trail that showed that this woman just started shitting the moment she entered the restroom, wandered around the restroom shitting just wherever there wasn't a toilet, then just stopped shitting when it was time for her to leave.

I've seen pads and tampons affixed to walls, creating murals made of blood, piss, feces and menstrual products. Some of them like crude cave art, others fairly faithful recreations of famous works of art.

I've seen a situation where shit covered every part of a women's bathroom stall, like she just stuck her ass into the cubicle and let fly a torrent of liquid brown hatred for humanity and last nights curry.

I once saw a turd just sitting there on the ceiling, in the way that turds just don't, not stuck or splattered, just sitting there like that's where it was pinched out. Like a floor turd, but also an affront to gravity and sanity.

You saw the couch. You weren't close enough to smell it.

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A woman and a redditor? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka ~masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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I've been dating my girlfriend for about 2 months and it's pretty serious. The only isue or things i don't like is her constantly asking me to nae nae. I don't get it. She will tell me "nae nae right now" and will hold a finger gun at me and will make me do the dance. I don't have a problem with dancing but the nae nae is not a dance i like to do. what should i do?

edit: braking up is not an option i love her

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I work at Walmart as a dairy associate and I was yawning this morning on the sales floor, stretching, eyes shut, mouth open and f*cking a customer sneezed right in my mouth, I felt warm mucus just cover my face, I felt I chunk hit my tongue, then he has the nerve to ask for What he originally came in for, SAND PAPER because he ran outta toilet paper last week and was tired of using his grandmas dirty lingerie to wipe. At this point I got mad! I spit towards his face, hit HIM in the mouth, he chewed up the chunk that I had previously had in MY mouth (that HE sneezed out PREVIOUSLY), he chewed it like he hadn't eaten in days maybe weeks, he said thanks, I bowed (like they do in Japan, hands together), accidentally hitting my head on his junk, causing him to piss him self ,soaking my head. I accidentally drank some as I stood back up. It tasted like ant sperm (the black ant not the red ones, they tend to be sweeter based on time of year)! He gave me his number. I Thanked him, winked, bit my lip at him and walked away.

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We were both messing around with each others hands and then she had my hand without thinking she almost placed it on her breast while Im confused about whats happening, then she let go and stopped herself and were both just looking at each other turning red. Welp, that was awkward

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First of all I contemplated posting this for a while because it’s embarrassing but I decided I need to get it off my chest (Which is ripped and a ton of muscle)

It’s not easy not being normal. I have a fear of not being normal and gives me anxiety. I’m mostly normal everywhere except my cock. My cock is much bigger than the average guy and absolutely triggers my fear of not being normal.

I have an addictive personality and gotten addicted to the way pussy smells. Needless to say I have a lot of sex with a lot of different women. However they usually make a comment after sex like “wow that was the biggest cock I’ve ever seen” or “I didn’t expect you to be so big” at which point I have to try to act like I’m fine but on the inside my anxiety is triggered because I’m not a normal size.

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I was thinking,
Chongyun is like the most perfect fictional man, as if god made him to be that way. I’m not religious but I guess I believe in god (since religion and god can be separate).
The more I look around, the more my opinions on 3D relationships are enforced. They are inherently flawed and imperfect. I respect others decisions and don’t judge them of course, it’s what’s normalized and pushed for in our society (unfortunately). but I do feel a little sad they aren’t as “enlightened” as me. I hope one day we waifuist spread our ideals, not “convert” people, but at least make more people aware. I don’t see it as saving them from the pain and over-complexity of 3D relationships, but having them know that the option is always open for those who wake up.
These ideas are new and sweeping the world, waifuists are growing in numbers and people are realizing our lifestyle is preferable. I’m very happy about it, every day we grow closer to waifuism being normalized and fictional marriages legal. I think we should continue spreading awareness (waifuist parade/meetup/protest?) 3D relationships can never come close to even a fraction of perfection that 2D ones are. In fact, I think god would even view it as sin and something one should abstain from. They contain everything “sinful”, cheating, hate, manipulation, Impurity, etc, while a 2D one could never and therefore are always more pure. I have been having a lot of new thoughts on this topic, I’m not sure how to express what’s been happening. Thanks for reading guys :P 💖❄️

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I tried this a few times. It was nowhere near prolapsing. It just went “whump” and then the vacuum was all “wheeeeEEEEEE” as it sucked its little heart out. Not much happened. Didn’t feel great. After the initial whump there was just a little pressure and the vacuum making a muffled squeal. The whump wasn’t bad though. So I pulled the vacuum off and whumped again. And again. And so on. That felt pretty good, but my arms got tired.

I noticed that the best part of the whump when sticking the vacuum on and again when pulling it off. There was a little vibration when I pulled it off and that was nice. So, I tried pulling the vacuum off slowly. When I was holding it so it was barely touching my skin, suddenly my labia flapped all “pfbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt” and HOLY FUCK. That was good. So I jumped into Autocad, designed a vented shim, 3D printed it, epoxied it to my vacuum, and I get the “pfbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt” on the first try and now I don’t need no man.

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When most people think about Kanye having sex, they probably see him as an extremely hardcore and aggressive dom. However, I believe that Kanye was not always this way and that Kanye’s sexual methods have evolved with his music throughout the years.

When Kanye first erupted onto the music scene, he was a fairly different man than the yeezy we know and love today, mentally and sexually. Kanye seemed in these days to be a much more smooth, calm, and passionate lover than the Kanye we see today. As Evidenced in songs like “Slow Jamz” off of his debut, The College Dropout, and “Drive Slow” off Late Registration, as well as his overall musical style over his first 2-3 albums, Kanye is depicted as a passionate and caring lover for whoever is lucky enough have carnal relations with him. His vocal styles, music, and lyrics are all very smooth over these albums, representing Kanye’s similar sexual habits. He was probably the type to caress your body first, slowly seducing you, before you submit to him fully. He went slow at first and eased into it with time, gradually speeding up but never too fast, prioritizing your comfort over his pleasure, until you both erupt into a simultaneous climax, Much unlike the Kanye we think of today.

I believe that after his 3rd acclaimed LP, Graduation, Kanye’s attitude towards sex begins to change radically. After losing his mother and long time fiancée, Kanye is distraught. During this time his mental issues begin to really arise, and his constant depression probably caused him to rarely have sex, if he had it at all. Kanye probably was more likely to just pound off by himself in a desolate hotel room than have sex, and if he did, he probably couldn’t bring himself to truly enjoy it like he could years before. So, by the time of the making of his 5th release, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Kanye puts on a much different tone regarding sex that remains to this day. The track off this album, Blame game, shows sex in a much different light. He still sees sex as a serious activity, but he puts much of his rhetoric towards it much more bluntly. He also depicts how sex can be depressing, almost heartbreaking. However, elsewhere on the album, Kanye describes yet another view on sex on the track “Hell of a life”. Here, he again refers to sexual activity much more matter-of-factly. He seems to be talking to a prostitute at one point in this track, where he describes what she’d do and when her price would decrease for sexual favors. Kanye begins to hint on this album his new attitude towards sex, almost as if the past few years have hardened him into an intercourse machine.

Now we reach Yeezus and onward, and immediately we see a drastic change towards his modern sexual habits and activities. Right Off the bat, yeezy goes off about sex on On Sight, New Slaves, Hold my liquor, I’m in it, blood on the leaves, and bound 2, among other examples. On on sight and new slaves, Kanye uses sex as an insult or a threat, in a very hardcore dominant way. This implies Kanye’s newfound hardcore attitude about sex, formed after years of depression and heartbreak which seemed to harden him towards the subject overall. He fucks to pleasure himself or spite other people, in ways to boost his mental state or give him some kind of euphoria, without a care for the other person. He is very intimidating, and it is clear that Kanye is only concerned about himself during sex. Bound 2 also hints just how hardcore Kanye can be. One famous line from the song goes “I wanna fuck you hard in the sink”. Obviously, Kanye is no longer interested in foreplay or being smooth, just cutting right to the chase. Additionally, the language he uses here, grammatically incorrect and full of slang, shows just how blunt Kanye is now. Again, no urge to be smooth or laid back. He just wants to fuck. This is further shown by the Yeezus track, “I’m in it”. The lyrics to this song are entirely based on a sexual romp, much like the previously mentioned “Slow Jamz”. However, this time, Kanye once again cuts the foreplay and puts on a coarse attitude. He seems to only see this woman as a sex object, while he obviously pleasures her, he also speaks of her like she’s just breasts and a vagina. Kanye is not preoccupied by his partner anymore, instead focusing solely on his pleasure alone. This is the Kanye we know today. Other examples of this can be found in songs on some subsequent albums (Father Stretch My Hands Part 1, All Mine, etc.), but the most obvious and significant lines are here on yeezus. These days, Kanye seems like the guy at the club to come up to you with no introduction and ask to fuck in the bathroom. Assuming you say yes, you get back there, he starts immediately railing you as hard as he can as soon as he can get your pants down (finishing before or after you depending on the day), and leaving without a bye or even checking to see if you also had any sort of climax. Maybe if you’re lucky he’ll buy you a drink and leave immediately.

Over the years, Kanye’s attitude towards sex has transitioned from slow, proper, and smooth to fast, hard, and rough. This can be shown through his music throughout the years, and it’s an interesting concept regarding one of the worlds most popular musical artists

So that is my theory on Kanye’s sex life. Please like, share, subscribe, comment, like, rewatch, repost, or subscribe if you enjoyed and would like to see more content like this.

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Your life is nothing!! You serve zero purpose!!! You should kill yourself NOW!! And give someone else a piece of that oxygen, an ozone layer that’s covered up so we can breathe. What are you here for??? To worship me?? Kill yourself!! I mean that with 100%, a 1000%

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When most people think about Kanye having sex, they probably see him as an extremely hardcore and aggressive dom. However, I believe that Kanye was not always this way and that Kanye’s sexual methods have evolved with his music throughout the years.

When Kanye first erupted onto the music scene, he was a fairly different man than the yeezy we know and love today, mentally and sexually. Kanye seemed in these days to be a much more smooth, calm, and passionate lover than the Kanye we see today. As Evidenced in songs like “Slow Jamz” off of his debut, The College Dropout, and “Drive Slow” off Late Registration, as well as his overall musical style over his first 2-3 albums, Kanye is depicted as a passionate and caring lover for whoever is lucky enough have carnal relations with him. His vocal styles, music, and lyrics are all very smooth over these albums, representing Kanye’s similar sexual habits. He was probably the type to caress your body first, slowly seducing you, before you submit to him fully. He went slow at first and eased into it with time, gradually speeding up but never too fast, prioritizing your comfort over his pleasure, until you both erupt into a simultaneous climax, Much unlike the Kanye we think of today.

I believe that after his 3rd acclaimed LP, Graduation, Kanye’s attitude towards sex begins to change radically. After losing his mother and long time fiancée, Kanye is distraught. During this time his mental issues begin to really arise, and his constant depression probably caused him to rarely have sex, if he had it at all. Kanye probably was more likely to just pound off by himself in a desolate hotel room than have sex, and if he did, he probably couldn’t bring himself to truly enjoy it like he could years before. So, by the time of the making of his 5th release, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Kanye puts on a much different tone regarding sex that remains to this day. The track off this album, Blame game, shows sex in a much different light. He still sees sex as a serious activity, but he puts much of his rhetoric towards it much more bluntly. He also depicts how sex can be depressing, almost heartbreaking. However, elsewhere on the album, Kanye describes yet another view on sex on the track “Hell of a life”. Here, he again refers to sexual activity much more matter-of-factly. He seems to be talking to a prostitute at one point in this track, where he describes what she’d do and when her price would decrease for sexual favors. Kanye begins to hint on this album his new attitude towards sex, almost as if the past few years have hardened him into an intercourse machine.

Now we reach Yeezus and onward, and immediately we see a drastic change towards his modern sexual habits and activities. Right Off the bat, yeezy goes off about sex on On Sight, New Slaves, Hold my liquor, I’m in it, blood on the leaves, and bound 2, among other examples. On on sight and new slaves, Kanye uses sex as an insult or a threat, in a very hardcore dominant way. This implies Kanye’s newfound hardcore attitude about sex, formed after years of depression and heartbreak which seemed to harden him towards the subject overall. He fucks to pleasure himself or spite other people, in ways to boost his mental state or give him some kind of euphoria, without a care for the other person. He is very intimidating, and it is clear that Kanye is only concerned about himself during sex. Bound 2 also hints just how hardcore Kanye can be. One famous line from the song goes “I wanna fuck you hard in the sink”. Obviously, Kanye is no longer interested in foreplay or being smooth, just cutting right to the chase. Additionally, the language he uses here, grammatically incorrect and full of slang, shows just how blunt Kanye is now. Again, no urge to be smooth or laid back. He just wants to fuck. This is further shown by the Yeezus track, “I’m in it”. The lyrics to this song are entirely based on a sexual romp, much like the previously mentioned “Slow Jamz”. However, this time, Kanye once again cuts the foreplay and puts on a coarse attitude. He seems to only see this woman as a sex object, while he obviously pleasures her, he also speaks of her like she’s just breasts and a vagina. Kanye is not preoccupied by his partner anymore, instead focusing solely on his pleasure alone. This is the Kanye we know today. Other examples of this can be found in songs on some subsequent albums (Father Stretch My Hands Part 1, All Mine, etc.), but the most obvious and significant lines are here on yeezus. These days, Kanye seems like the guy at the club to come up to you with no introduction and ask to fuck in the bathroom. Assuming you say yes, you get back there, he starts immediately railing you as hard as he can as soon as he can get your pants down (finishing before or after you depending on the day), and leaving without a bye or even checking to see if you also had any sort of climax. Maybe if you’re lucky he’ll buy you a drink and leave immediately.

Over the years, Kanye’s attitude towards sex has transitioned from slow, proper, and smooth to fast, hard, and rough. This can be shown through his music throughout the years, and it’s an interesting concept regarding one of the worlds most popular musical artists

So that is my theory on Kanye’s sex life. Please like, share, subscribe, comment, like, rewatch, repost, or subscribe if you enjoyed and would like to see more content like this.

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My Theory about Kanye’s sex life

When most people think about Kanye having sex, they probably see him as an extremely hardcore and aggressive dom. However, I believe that Kanye was not always this way and that Kanye’s sexual methods have evolved with his music throughout the years.
When Kanye first erupted onto the music scene, he was a fairly different man than the yeezy we know and love today, mentally and sexually. Kanye seemed in these days to be a much more smooth, calm, and passionate lover than the Kanye we see today. As Evidenced in songs like “Slow Jamz” off of his debut, The College Dropout, and “Drive Slow” off Late Registration, as well as his overall musical style over his first 2-3 albums, Kanye is depicted as a passionate and caring lover for whoever is lucky enough have carnal relations with him. His vocal styles, music, and lyrics are all very smooth over these albums, representing Kanye’s similar sexual habits. He was probably the type to caress your body first, slowly seducing you, before you submit to him fully. He went slow at first and eased into it with time, gradually speeding up but never too fast, prioritizing your comfort over his pleasure, until you both erupt into a simultaneous climax, Much unlike the Kanye we think of today.
I believe that after his 3rd acclaimed LP, Graduation, Kanye’s attitude towards sex begins to change radically. After losing his mother and long time fiancée, Kanye is distraught. During this time his mental issues begin to really arise, and his constant depression probably caused him to rarely have sex, if he had it at all. Kanye probably was more likely to just pound off by himself in a desolate hotel room than have sex, and if he did, he probably couldn’t bring himself to truly enjoy it like he could years before. So, by the time of the making of his 5th release, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Kanye puts on a much different tone regarding sex that remains to this day. The track off this album, Blame game, shows sex in a much different light. He still sees sex as a serious activity, but he puts much of his rhetoric towards it much more bluntly. He also depicts how sex can be depressing, almost heartbreaking. However, elsewhere on the album, Kanye describes yet another view on sex on the track “Hell of a life”. Here, he again refers to sexual activity much more matter-of-factly. He seems to be talking to a prostitute at one point in this track, where he describes what she’d do and when her price would decrease for sexual favors. Kanye begins to hint on this album his new attitude towards sex, almost as if the past few years have hardened him into an intercourse machine.
Now we reach Yeezus and onward, and immediately we see a drastic change towards his modern sexual habits and activities. Right Off the bat, yeezy goes off about sex on On Sight, New Slaves, Hold my liquor, I’m in it, blood on the leaves, and bound 2, among other examples. On on sight and new slaves, Kanye uses sex as an insult or a threat, in a very hardcore dominant way. This implies Kanye’s newfound hardcore attitude about sex, formed after years of depression and heartbreak which seemed to harden him towards the subject overall. He fucks to pleasure himself or spite other people, in ways to boost his mental state or give him some kind of euphoria, without a care for the other person. He is very intimidating, and it is clear that Kanye is only concerned about himself during sex. Bound 2 also hints just how hardcore Kanye can be. One famous line from the song goes “I wanna fuck you hard in the sink”. Obviously, Kanye is no longer interested in foreplay or being smooth, just cutting right to the chase. Additionally, the language he uses here, grammatically incorrect and full of slang, shows just how blunt Kanye is now. Again, no urge to be smooth or laid back. He just wants to fuck. This is further shown by the Yeezus track, “I’m in it”. The lyrics to this song are entirely based on a sexual romp, much like the previously mentioned “Slow Jamz”. However, this time, Kanye once again cuts the foreplay and puts on a coarse attitude. He seems to only see this woman as a sex object, while he obviously pleasures her, he also speaks of her like she’s just breasts and a vagina. Kanye is not preoccupied by his partner anymore, instead focusing solely on his pleasure alone. This is the Kanye we know today. Other examples of this can be found in songs on some subsequent albums (Father Stretch My Hands Part 1, All Mine, etc.), but the most obvious and significant lines are here on yeezus. These days, Kanye seems like the guy at the club to come up to you with no introduction and ask to fuck in the bathroom. Assuming you say yes, you get back there, he starts immediately railing you as hard as he can as soon as he can get your pants down (finishing before or after you depending on the day), and leaving without a bye or even checking to see if you also had any sort of climax. Maybe if you’re lucky he’ll buy you a drink and leave immediately.
Over the years, Kanye’s attitude towards sex has transitioned from slow, proper, and smooth to fast, hard, and rough. This can be shown through his music throughout the years, and it’s an interesting concept regarding one of the worlds most popular musical artists
So that is my theory on Kanye’s sex life. Please like, share, subscribe, comment, like, rewatch, repost, or subscribe if you enjoyed and would like to see more content like this.

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Feel deep in the skin

I admit, I feel like an adult.

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Why is there no one to protect me from this situation?

Feel deep in the skin

I admit, I feel like an adult.

I hate existence, the dream has just begun

I admit, I feel like an adult.

Feel deep in the skin

I admit, I feel like an adult.

Parent

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I love myself and my heart

No one heard me cry, maybe it was just a dream

I can stop this beast

Feel deep in the skin

I admit, I feel like an adult.

I hate existence, the dream has just begun

I admit, I feel like an adult.

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My bf sometimes says “Giddy up” and “Yeehaw” when I ride him or when he pounds me doggy style. Thoughts?

He’s very dominant, passionate and vocal. He likes to grab my hair and pretend he’s pulling on a horse’s reins while saying it.

Occasionally he even says “Yeehaw.”

I (23f) don’t know whether I find it funny, hot or both.

Thoughts?

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Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut up and use words properly.

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