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Goku scales higher than god
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God's biggest feat is creating the universe, and is obviously a universal feat. It could even be argued it's 1/7 universal since it took 7 days to create, but I'll highball it here. Goku has shown being able to create shockwaves with beerus capable of destroying universe 7 back in battle of gods, and universe 7 is already shown to be larger than our universe. Just in battle of gods goku scales higher than god, let alone an assumed 50x increase from ssjb and the kaioken x20 stacked on top. Using this logic, by the end of Dragonball Super Goku would be at least 1,000x stronger than God. "But can he beat goku?" No, god can't.
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I have been a sinkpisser for 9 years and I'm not sure how I got here
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Hi, I believe I started pissing in the sink when I was around 16 years old and I am now 25. I don't know how this started, probably laziness, but now it has become such an integrated part of my identity that pissing in a toilet bowl feels unnatural. I literally never piss in the toilet unless I'm shitting and if I piss in someone else's sink I flush the toilet so I won't get caught. I piss in public sinks, work sinks, family sinks and if you are my friend, I have probably pissed in your sink many times. Sorry!
Why am I like this? It feels as normal to me as spitting toothpaste in a sink, but I know I must be criminally insane. I even piss in my kitchen sink every morning at the same time as brushing my teeth!
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Why am I like this? It feels as normal to me as spitting toothpaste in a sink, but I know I must be criminally insane. I even piss in my kitchen sink every morning at the same time as brushing my teeth!
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Stop posting about squid game
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STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT, MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES. I was in a server, right? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST SQUID GAME STUFF. I SHOWED MY NEW TRACKSUIT TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I SAID "hey babe, I'm on squid game." HAHA MUGUNGHWA KKOCHI PIOTASEUMNIDA, I FUCKING LOOKED AT A MAN GETTING SHOT AND SAID, "Uh oh, he failed this game!" I LOOKED AT THE HEAD OF MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE SUPERVISOR'S MASK AND I GO "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUPERVISOR," AAAAAAAAA
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i found this under a r34 of ralsei
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What is it about this fucking goat that awakens my inner caveman. fucking dammit, I've had no interest in males, real or fictional, until this fluffy, huggable, submissive, sweet, twinky little fucking goatboy started catching my attention. This picture encapsulates everything about him that makes me want to pin him down, give him a tongue bath, and milk his (not-so) little wang until he sees fucking stars. His face, drooling, panting, begging, desperate for sweet release. I can practically hear him crying out, begging for some tender loving care. The blush, the drool, those glazed, watery, hot pink irises, all of it is making my inner caveman go apeshit. I can imagine him screaming my name, squealing airy cries of "I love you!' between desperate gasps for breath. And that cock... holy shit, the terrible, unspeakable things I would do to it. Ignoring the fact that it's a damn street bollard, it looks so.. perfect. I'm not a sub by any means, and this is no different. I don't want to kneel in front of Ralsei begging or any of that cringe shit (He probably doesn't like topping or domming anyway. he's just too sweet and submissive). I want to tease that thing until there's tears running down his face. It's immaculate. Perfect. No smegma or over detailed wrinkles or fucking dialysis patient veins in sight. Just soft, beautiful, silky skin on a gorgeous shaft, growing pinker and even more tender towards the top. Imagine just running your fingers along it's contours, hearing him coo and whimper as your fingers tease him. And holy mother of hades, look at the bottom. You know what I'm talking about; the soft underbelly of the beast that surrounds his urethra. Apparently, it's called the Corpus Spongiosum in medical terms. Well, whatever the fuck it's called, I want to fucking ruin it. Look at how much it bulges out, like there's so much cum in there that he'll explode if you so much as blow on it. I want to rub it. Feel the hardness of his shaft against my thumb, contrasted beautifully by the softness and tenderness of the underbelly against my fingertips. Run my lips along it and suckle it while he's on his back, moaning helplessly with my hair caught in matted knots between his clutching, shaking, dainty fingers. Look at his glans, man. It looks so fucking tender and delicate that a feather could leave an indent in it. Just think of how soft it is, your tongue flicking wildly at it, pressing it and getting under it, licking "under the hood" and sending his beautiful pink eyes to the back of his skull. Look at that little bead of his fluids dripping down along the creases of the top of his foreskin. He must be so fucking sensitive that just a few drops running along his length brings his knees against each other. I want to edge him and edge him and edge him until the room is fucking ankle deep in his precum. I want to hear him whimper as I pet and stroke and tickle, and caress his length, hour after hour, day after day, until finally I take him, swallowing his tongue and his ecstasy as I make him explode. I want to make him cum. I want to make him cum until one of us fucking dies, man. I wouldn't get inside his soft, fluffy goat boi butt until I know I can't hold myself in anymore and I need to fill him with my affections. Until then I want to milk him. Tie him down on the bed and make him spurt upwards like a fountain, working my hands up and down and feeling his penis pulsate over and over again. Or maybe if the frame is tall enough I'd take the mattress off, tie him face down and milk him from underneath. Press my thumb and index finger around the base of his dick so his cum builds up, so when he gets close and that lovely melting feeling comes over him, it doesn't hit a crescendo, Not right away. Instead, the melting only gets more intense, the feeling of his body welling up with pleasure now overflowing to the point where he just can't contain it. I want to hear him beg for sweet release as my lips and my tongue continue tormenting him, pleading for orgasm as that melting arm gets deeper and more intense than he could have ever imagined, reaching his very core and making him flat out cry with arousal and pure, unimaginable need. then I would release him and feel his delicious length contracting with his joy, pulsating in my mouth and against my fingers with so much force it feels like it would force my jaws open. and then I'd do it again. And again and again and again as he drifts in an out of consciousness, his words slurred, his cheeks soaked in his tears, and his cock continually at my mercy. He would not be safe from me. The moment he would see me, he would know that little gown of his is coming off, and that gorgeous cock is getting attention. Fuck Susie, Kris, Berdley, and Noelle and whatever notions of "privacy," "timing" or "decency" they have. I'd fucking do it in front of them (just not Lancer though. He's still just a little kid). With whatever magic I could learn, I would make a velvet-lined box and a ring, put the ring around his dong, and connect it with the box so that his dick is there inside, tangible and beautiful as it is on his very person. He'd still have it, and he'd see it whenever he'd go to the bathroom or undress, but he'd see the indentations left by my fingers whenever I play with him. I would not leave him alone. I'd constantly open the box and go to town, sucking, licking, jerking, and just adoring him until I've had my fill. I'd take it out in the bathroom during lunchbreak and give him a quick orgasm. I'd take it out in the shower and run it under the showerhead in massage mode. I'd fucking cuddle with it at night, just holding it close and rubbing it against my cheeks, nuzzling it and planting loving kisses all along it. Him and his sweet little face and his soft supple butt and, his beautiful, perfect fucking penis would be all mine. No Homo, of course
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My GF (21) called out her dead cousins name during sex
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Yeah, its about as bad as it sounds.
A little bit of back story, I(M22) met my current GF(F21) about a year ago. Let's call her T. T came from an abusive family that could be in its own sub. She told me that the only person that was nice to her was her cousin, lets call him Rob. As far as she was concerned Rob was the only person she considered family, and she'd go to him when her family abused her.
When she turned 18, she moved into Rob's place. She stayed with him for about 2 years. Rob was an avid biker at the time and unfortunately was T-boned by a drunk driver and was killed. From what I've heard from her, Rob was a great man, almost saint like. I still have great respect for him.
Back to the current, T asked me to try something new during sex, she wanted me to eat her out. I had no problem with that since we are both on the adventurous side when it comes to sex. During the heat of it I heard her moan "Oh Robbie " which caused me to immediately stop and she covered her mouth.
When I asked her why she moaned Robs name while I was doing it, she didn't want to talk about it and she rolled over and went to sleep.
A few days passed and her finally told me about her and Rob. Apparently after she moved out of her parents place, she and Rob had sex. Not just once, she told me it was an almost weekly thing for 2 years.
I'm at a loss for words on what I do. I love her, I really do. But there's a line most people draw and incest is a huge red flag for me. Any advice is much appreciated.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q3jk6u
A little bit of back story, I(M22) met my current GF(F21) about a year ago. Let's call her T. T came from an abusive family that could be in its own sub. She told me that the only person that was nice to her was her cousin, lets call him Rob. As far as she was concerned Rob was the only person she considered family, and she'd go to him when her family abused her.
When she turned 18, she moved into Rob's place. She stayed with him for about 2 years. Rob was an avid biker at the time and unfortunately was T-boned by a drunk driver and was killed. From what I've heard from her, Rob was a great man, almost saint like. I still have great respect for him.
Back to the current, T asked me to try something new during sex, she wanted me to eat her out. I had no problem with that since we are both on the adventurous side when it comes to sex. During the heat of it I heard her moan "Oh Robbie " which caused me to immediately stop and she covered her mouth.
When I asked her why she moaned Robs name while I was doing it, she didn't want to talk about it and she rolled over and went to sleep.
A few days passed and her finally told me about her and Rob. Apparently after she moved out of her parents place, she and Rob had sex. Not just once, she told me it was an almost weekly thing for 2 years.
I'm at a loss for words on what I do. I love her, I really do. But there's a line most people draw and incest is a huge red flag for me. Any advice is much appreciated.
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My grandma just walked into my room whilst I was jacking off... now I wanna kill myself
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My grandma just walked into my room whilst I was jacking off... now I wanna kill myself
I was just in my bed, jacking off and suddenly my grandma just opens the door and stares directly at me. She had brought some clothes and wanted to know if they were mine. I, as fast as possible, pulled away my "aa-battery", and just shouted at her "What?" (Very annoyed). She left my clothes on my chair and left the room. But before she closed the door, she winked at me.
This was all I needed to know. She knew. She knew exactly what I was doing, and I feel so embarrassed that if I were to die of a heart attack, I would thank gGod for letting me skip the dinner.
I should add that none in my family is really religious.
Anyway, thank you for reading this monstrosity of a post. I'll now go and watch youtube, hoping to forget this experience.
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I was just in my bed, jacking off and suddenly my grandma just opens the door and stares directly at me. She had brought some clothes and wanted to know if they were mine. I, as fast as possible, pulled away my "aa-battery", and just shouted at her "What?" (Very annoyed). She left my clothes on my chair and left the room. But before she closed the door, she winked at me.
This was all I needed to know. She knew. She knew exactly what I was doing, and I feel so embarrassed that if I were to die of a heart attack, I would thank gGod for letting me skip the dinner.
I should add that none in my family is really religious.
Anyway, thank you for reading this monstrosity of a post. I'll now go and watch youtube, hoping to forget this experience.
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I'm not gay
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Fuck you, I'm not gay, you don't even know me, why you singling me out and calling me gay? Out of all the people on the Internet, you just decide to call me gay? Say that to my face and I'll take my shirt off instantly and wrestle you to the ground, get right up in your face, holding you tight, my body pressed to your body, my muscles tensing on your muscles, beads of sweat dripping off my rippling biceps as I tenderly force you into submission, the strain of it all causing us both to eventually collapse into a panting, exhausted heap, our bodies tangled up in each other, perspiration glistening on our heaving chests, I'll grab a fistful of your hair and use the last of my strength to pull your head back so your eyes are looking directly into mine, then I'll say: "Call me gay again, bitch." Because I'm *not* gay. So shut up.
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Eating ass
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Ait hold on, all mf’s be saying «aw Yeah man i eat ass» or «i love eating ass» but then bee like «Ah hell naw we not sharing the fucking toothbrush”
You mf’s wierd
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You mf’s wierd
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Found this gem in a tumblr convo about politics
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Actually Liberal, I disagree,
I DON’T w*ant ri*ghts. I actively wish for a reality where I am n*o*t given privacy by the government. I often have dr**eams whe**re I am being oppressed for participating in free speech. I do NOT want to have the ri*ght*s to guns, I do NOT want to have **the** right to medical care, I DO ***NOT*** want to hav*e a say* in the government!!! Multiple times each day, I t**ouch mys**e**l**f to the thoughts of a totalitarian regime *taking away* my g0d-given american freedoms 1*98*4-style. E**v****ery d**ay, *th*ere are DISGUSTING people advocating for “rights” and “freedoms”.! But I don’t want to be able to do anything ab**o**ut *it*! Look a**t** the CCP! Repor*ts are* com*ing o*ut **EVERY DAY** that the **people there** are ha*ppy*! That’s th**e beauty** of **w**hat I want, but these *libtards* are **BLIND!** So yeah, go cry *a*bo*u*t it in your “safe-s**pace**s’, I’m g*onna be bu****sy*** ***up******pin****g my s*o**cial credit score!!**!
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q3cr3o
I DON’T w*ant ri*ghts. I actively wish for a reality where I am n*o*t given privacy by the government. I often have dr**eams whe**re I am being oppressed for participating in free speech. I do NOT want to have the ri*ght*s to guns, I do NOT want to have **the** right to medical care, I DO ***NOT*** want to hav*e a say* in the government!!! Multiple times each day, I t**ouch mys**e**l**f to the thoughts of a totalitarian regime *taking away* my g0d-given american freedoms 1*98*4-style. E**v****ery d**ay, *th*ere are DISGUSTING people advocating for “rights” and “freedoms”.! But I don’t want to be able to do anything ab**o**ut *it*! Look a**t** the CCP! Repor*ts are* com*ing o*ut **EVERY DAY** that the **people there** are ha*ppy*! That’s th**e beauty** of **w**hat I want, but these *libtards* are **BLIND!** So yeah, go cry *a*bo*u*t it in your “safe-s**pace**s’, I’m g*onna be bu****sy*** ***up******pin****g my s*o**cial credit score!!**!
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reddit, AITA(am I the ass*ole)
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Hey Reddit!
A few months ago I(20m) walked(5ft) to my wife(7f) and she(7f) started screaming(loud) at me(21m). So I(22m) slapped the crap(another word for shit, my mom checks my phone) out of her(7f). She(7f) started crying and I(23m) full on fucking roundhouse kicked her(7f) across the yard(3 feet). Absolutely poggers, right? Well, the CPS(child protective services) didn't think so. They came by and demanded me(24m) to hand over my(25m) daughter(lol). But they didn't realize that she(7f) is my wife(fucking dumbasses). So, they immediately called the FBI(Federal Bureau of Investigation) and now I'm on their most wanted list.
AITA(am I the assh*le)?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q3c0l3
A few months ago I(20m) walked(5ft) to my wife(7f) and she(7f) started screaming(loud) at me(21m). So I(22m) slapped the crap(another word for shit, my mom checks my phone) out of her(7f). She(7f) started crying and I(23m) full on fucking roundhouse kicked her(7f) across the yard(3 feet). Absolutely poggers, right? Well, the CPS(child protective services) didn't think so. They came by and demanded me(24m) to hand over my(25m) daughter(lol). But they didn't realize that she(7f) is my wife(fucking dumbasses). So, they immediately called the FBI(Federal Bureau of Investigation) and now I'm on their most wanted list.
AITA(am I the assh*le)?
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Rules of the intene
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Rule 1. Do not talk about /b/
Rule 2. Do NOT talk about /b/
Rule 3. We are Anonymous
Rule 4. Anonymous is legion
Rule 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget
*Rule 8. There are no real rules about posting*
*Rule 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you*
*Rule 22. Copy'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality*
*Rule 23. Copy'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality*
*Rule 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost*
*Rule 30. There are NO girls on the internet*
*Rule 31. TITS or GTFO —the choice is yours*
*Rule 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions*
R*ule 34∞. Eventually, EVERYTHING will be porn*
*Rule 36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw*
*Rule 48. A cat is fine too*
R*ule 49. One cat leads to another*
*Rule 57. You will never have sex*
*Rule 63. For every male character there is a female version. No Exceptions*
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Rule 2. Do NOT talk about /b/
Rule 3. We are Anonymous
Rule 4. Anonymous is legion
Rule 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget
*Rule 8. There are no real rules about posting*
*Rule 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you*
*Rule 22. Copy'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality*
*Rule 23. Copy'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality*
*Rule 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost*
*Rule 30. There are NO girls on the internet*
*Rule 31. TITS or GTFO —the choice is yours*
*Rule 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions*
R*ule 34∞. Eventually, EVERYTHING will be porn*
*Rule 36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw*
*Rule 48. A cat is fine too*
R*ule 49. One cat leads to another*
*Rule 57. You will never have sex*
*Rule 63. For every male character there is a female version. No Exceptions*
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"Sauce? Asking for a friend" - Advanced improved edition
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**When you ask for sauce**
Greetings, original poster, your post is very much appreciated! Please provide us, the cultural men, the required source of this *^(\[insert material shown in post\])* for in-depth analysis. Kindly provide the same and we shall be joyful for your contribution to the advancement of social and scientific domain of the society.
**When you successfully obtain sauce**
Thank you, kind stranger! Your contribution towards the development of human society by the means of information distribution and providing asymptote towards new and innovative content generation for the cultural members of this platform is greatly appreciated! We are very glad to receive your cooperation and eagerly anticipating our future interactions if you will be kind enough to do so.
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Greetings, original poster, your post is very much appreciated! Please provide us, the cultural men, the required source of this *^(\[insert material shown in post\])* for in-depth analysis. Kindly provide the same and we shall be joyful for your contribution to the advancement of social and scientific domain of the society.
**When you successfully obtain sauce**
Thank you, kind stranger! Your contribution towards the development of human society by the means of information distribution and providing asymptote towards new and innovative content generation for the cultural members of this platform is greatly appreciated! We are very glad to receive your cooperation and eagerly anticipating our future interactions if you will be kind enough to do so.
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If Mr. Beast was in charge of Squid Game.
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Today I took 456 of the most poor and destitute people of Korea ( who are also of my subscribers ) and challenged them to a series of 6 EPIC kids games and the prize is **45.6 billion won**. What they don't know is if they lose they **die**. If you end up liking the video please smash like. But first I have to talk about this episodes sponsor Honey.
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We literally have more than 450 here and we're going to see than play some games, for a bunch of money. Remember that every single person here is also a subscriber, on top of being financially destitute. So if you want a chance to receive tons and tons of money, make sure you hit the subscribe button down below as you can get a chance to play for money.
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Ok so while the boys are going down I'm going to show you guys the first game our
contestants are going to be playing.
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Honey is a free browser add on available on Google, Opera, Firefox, Safari, if it’s a browser it has Honey. Honey automatically saves you money when you checkout on sites Like Amazon. Papa John's. Kohl's. Wherever you shop it's a good chance that honey can save you money. All you have to do when you're checking out at these major sites click that little orange button and it will scan the entire internet And find discount codes for you. It takes two clicks to install Honey. Now anytime you checkout honey will scan the entire internet and find coupon codes for you. If there is a coupon code they will find it, and if there’s not a coupon code you can rest assured that you are getting the best price possible and there literally is not one available on the internet. If you install Honey right now you can save like 50 to 100 dollars on your Christmas shopping, doing nothing. There’s literally no reason not to install Honey, it takes two clicks, 10 million people use it, 100,000 5 star reviews, unless you hate money you should install Honey. If you want to install it just go to joinhoney.com/mrbeast, that’s joinhoney.com/mrbeast
Now with that out of the way, ON WITH THE VIDEO
Ok so we just brought them in and put them in their beds and this is insane.
We literally have more than 450 here and we're going to see than play some games, for a bunch of money. Remember that every single person here is also a subscriber, on top of being financially destitute. So if you want a chance to receive tons and tons of money, make sure you hit the subscribe button down below as you can get a chance to play for money.
Ok boys, its time to wake them up.
I want Chris, Karl, Chandler, Nolan and Tareq to go down there and tell them the rules of the game. Here take these pink jumpsuits masks and these guns and go explain the situation to the subscribers.
Ok so while the boys are going down I'm going to show you guys the first game our
contestants are going to be playing.
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Man confesses to licking dried discharge off a girls panties. (Lmk if it’s been posted already)
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I huffed my friend's panties while she was out getting food
A few months back my friend (2x, F) was staying with me (2y, M) was staying with me for about a week while she moved apartments since there was a gap between when she had to move out of the old place and could move in to the new one. One day, while she was with me she left her dirty clothes that she took off when she took a shower in this little laundry basket and I noticed her panties. A bit later, she decided to run to the store and was out of my place for about 20 minutes. I suddenly realized I was alone with her panties.
I waited until she was gone, locked the door, closed the curtains, and took her panties out of the laundry. I just looked them over. Felt the fabric. Already bad and creepy. Then, I started smelling them. Not just a sniff but a full on deep inhale. I was "savoring" the smell of them, getting turned on like a fucking creep. And somehow it still gets worse. I noticed some dried discharge or mucus or whatever, and I fucking *licked* it. I licked my friend's fucking dirty panties. By this point I had a semi chub going, and thankfully I stopped. I'd never had any intention to masturbate with them, even then. I put them back where I'd found them. I unlocked the door and opened the curtains. Acted natural. Pretended I'd been reading on my phone the whole time. I felt like an absolute fucking creep.
When she came back with some food, I could barely even look at her. I just felt so disgusted and ashamed of what I'd done. Not just the perversion of it, but the betrayal of her trust. She'd be disgusted if she knew what I'd done. She'd never speak to me again, and I can't blame her. It's such a disgusting breech of her privacy and trust.
Later on, she even noticed her panties in the basket and make a joke about how she knew she could trust me not to do anything creepy with them. I felt so fucking ashamed I could've died. I already *had* done something creepy with them. I made an excuse to go to the bathroom while she was playing around on her phone right after and just cried. She's my closest friend and I betrayed her in such a disgusting, awful, creepy, pathetic, horrible, violating way. The guilt has been eating me alive. I don't know why I did it. I don't understand how I could do it. She doesn't deserve this. If she ever knew, she'd never speak to me again. She'd be devastated. She'd be mortified that someone had done that with her underwear. She'd be absolutely *destroyed* to learn that *I* was the one who did it.
The guilt is destroying me. I fucking hate myself. It's the worst thing I've ever done, and it wasn't even really a spur of the moment thing. Once I realized she was gone, *I took precautions to do it without getting caught*. That makes it even fucking worse. I betrayed one of the people I care about the most, and for what? So I could be a fucking pervert? This is basically assault, isn't it? I cried myself to sleep that night I was so ashamed.
I don't know what to do. Part of me feels like I should tell her, but that would only hurt her just to clear my conscience. At the same time, not telling her just makes me feel like I'm betraying her over and over again. I don't know what to do. I can't stop remembering what an awful fucking thing I've done. I hate myself for this. I don't know why I did it. I didn't know I could be such an awful person. I wish I could go back in time to the moment I had the idea and just punch myself in the face for even thinking it let alone going through with it.
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A few months back my friend (2x, F) was staying with me (2y, M) was staying with me for about a week while she moved apartments since there was a gap between when she had to move out of the old place and could move in to the new one. One day, while she was with me she left her dirty clothes that she took off when she took a shower in this little laundry basket and I noticed her panties. A bit later, she decided to run to the store and was out of my place for about 20 minutes. I suddenly realized I was alone with her panties.
I waited until she was gone, locked the door, closed the curtains, and took her panties out of the laundry. I just looked them over. Felt the fabric. Already bad and creepy. Then, I started smelling them. Not just a sniff but a full on deep inhale. I was "savoring" the smell of them, getting turned on like a fucking creep. And somehow it still gets worse. I noticed some dried discharge or mucus or whatever, and I fucking *licked* it. I licked my friend's fucking dirty panties. By this point I had a semi chub going, and thankfully I stopped. I'd never had any intention to masturbate with them, even then. I put them back where I'd found them. I unlocked the door and opened the curtains. Acted natural. Pretended I'd been reading on my phone the whole time. I felt like an absolute fucking creep.
When she came back with some food, I could barely even look at her. I just felt so disgusted and ashamed of what I'd done. Not just the perversion of it, but the betrayal of her trust. She'd be disgusted if she knew what I'd done. She'd never speak to me again, and I can't blame her. It's such a disgusting breech of her privacy and trust.
Later on, she even noticed her panties in the basket and make a joke about how she knew she could trust me not to do anything creepy with them. I felt so fucking ashamed I could've died. I already *had* done something creepy with them. I made an excuse to go to the bathroom while she was playing around on her phone right after and just cried. She's my closest friend and I betrayed her in such a disgusting, awful, creepy, pathetic, horrible, violating way. The guilt has been eating me alive. I don't know why I did it. I don't understand how I could do it. She doesn't deserve this. If she ever knew, she'd never speak to me again. She'd be devastated. She'd be mortified that someone had done that with her underwear. She'd be absolutely *destroyed* to learn that *I* was the one who did it.
The guilt is destroying me. I fucking hate myself. It's the worst thing I've ever done, and it wasn't even really a spur of the moment thing. Once I realized she was gone, *I took precautions to do it without getting caught*. That makes it even fucking worse. I betrayed one of the people I care about the most, and for what? So I could be a fucking pervert? This is basically assault, isn't it? I cried myself to sleep that night I was so ashamed.
I don't know what to do. Part of me feels like I should tell her, but that would only hurt her just to clear my conscience. At the same time, not telling her just makes me feel like I'm betraying her over and over again. I don't know what to do. I can't stop remembering what an awful fucking thing I've done. I hate myself for this. I don't know why I did it. I didn't know I could be such an awful person. I wish I could go back in time to the moment I had the idea and just punch myself in the face for even thinking it let alone going through with it.
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life.
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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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I’ve developed an obsession with imagining my male friends with vaginas.
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I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me. One minute I’m watching ALF eating mashed potatoes. The next minute I’m seeing my friends Darren and Jose, bending over, pussy spread. I always see Jose with a natural bush, but Darren always has a nice landing strip. Damn. Darrens pussy always looks so fucking… oh god does that make it weirder? Is this gay or just odd? I don’t know anymore. Why is my dick hard? Oh fuck Darren just texted me and now there’s pre cum all over the tip of my Jizz Gun
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Reddit, am I the ashhole?
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My mom (78f) told me (7m) to do my homework (math) but I (7m) was to busy watching pog YouTube videos (dream), so I (7m) grabbed a weapon (knife) and stabbed her in the throat and she (78f) bled out. I (7m) was then placed on the FBI most wanted list (3rd). While on the run I (7m) robbed many stores (6) and joined a cult (The Manson Family). I (7m) also executed a WWll attack (Pearl Harbor). AITA?
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When someone says something unfunny.
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Joke over, queue laugh track. Fucking hilarious isn't it, do you see me fucking laughing, no asshole. Nothing was inherently funny about your piss poor attempt and making me laugh, maybe you should shut the fuck up next time when you have something to say.
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Is Tigger from Whinny The Pooh is the most racist of all the Disney Characters? (found on r/askreddit)
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Firstly, Tigger is one letter off from being Nigger. Now look at Tigger's song.First he says that a wonderful thing is a tigger and that a tigger is a wonderful thing. This is for rhyming purposes and pacing as well as being condescending towards blacks. Next he says that his top is made out of rubber (meaning he is stupid) and his bottom is made out of spring (meaning he has a bigger ass; generally speaking the african population[especially the ladies] do too.) Then he says he is bouncy and fun repeatedly. This is basically saying he is entertaining just as black jazz musicians, comedians, and dancers were(those being the black man's only redeeming qualities.) Finally you know what Tigger's most redeeming quality is? The most wonderful quality? The fact that he's the only one; Walt Disney (or whoever made whinny the pooh) clearly fantasized about this. Tell me, am I on to something?
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