You know what, fuck this game

Fuck eu4 I m losing it the bot always explode my forts at 7% pourcents while I can't explode their at 42%%.

Also don't say me confirmation bias or anything coz it basically happened 5 times in the same war lmao I saw it with my own eyes th IA cheats and I m losing it just lose a game coz some fucking dump rolls is dump af it basically was statically impossible to happend and I lost more than 1000h of my life for a glitched game it's disgusting and should be criminal

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So, I'm 5'10 and I met this guy at the art exhibition. He's like 5'7 or something, plus I wear heels most of the time, so a height difference is quite noticeable. But we chatted about some art pieces, discussed our favourite artists and found we have a lot in common, so I gave him my number. We went out a few times, and suddenly he ghosted me. I'm usually an "out of sight, out of mind" person, so I didn't even bother with finding out what happened (he posted some stuff on his timeline so it was clear that he's alive and I'm just being ignored). However, he desperately needed me to know what exactly I did "wrong", so he sent me some stupid meme about how shallow fEmALeS are and commented on his disappointment because I "seemed like a normal person". Turns out this creep somehow found out where my workplace is and wanted to "surprise me" after work. But he was heartbroken and humiliated after seeing me walking out with some 6'2 Chad (yeah, he used this word) laughing and getting in the car.

He then continued his inadequate word diarrhoea about how women hate short men and date anyone who's over 6 feet tall despite them being ugly and broke, while my younger brother (yes, the very 6'2 Chad I hang out with daily because we work together) and I were dying from laughter.

Anyway, simply blocked this pathetic clown because I'm tired of being a free psychologist to all the men who were bullied in high school. It's the 5th time when I give a guy like this a chance and later get shamed for something related to height. Yeah, mate, sorry that my mum chose a 6'3 C h a d to have kids with while yours settled for someone under 5'10 and now you have to "suffer" in our cruel world designed exclusively for tall people.

By the way, now thinking about it, a first red flag was within 10 minutes after we met when I called an art dealer about buying a certain piece for my home office and this guy let his art connoisseur mask slip a little and he made some remarks about how it's a waste of money and I can get something way cheaper since it doesn't matter because nobody cares what I hang at home.

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You: I hate black people

Stranger: Hellloo🔢Same 🔢

You: thats cool

You: thats kinda racist tho

Stranger: It's definitely cool! Where are y from?

Stranger: Yep

You: I am from us

Stranger: Sooo that's where all the nice guys comes from!!😀How is this day treating ya?

You: I am severely racist

Stranger: Ammm...What do you th🔢nk of.. umm Im a girl who prefer to do some naughty stuff online. Is that fine with you? my ex did not like it so that is why we broke up! 😐😐

You: I hate black people more than anything

Stranger: Why ur here now?

You: I am racist

Stranger: What🔢s ur firstname

You: Racist

Stranger: I am Tamila🔢

You: I am racist

Stranger: Well right now palying sex game... haha😂chatting with you and playing

You: I am being racist

Stranger: If you wanna play game is fun4fuckcom

You: No I'm too busy being racist

Stranger: I do hope after a busy day comes a good rest. I am pretty busy myself, but I always take my time to rest after. Game Im playing is so much better than chatting here haha

You: I am racist

Stranger: Jo🔢n fun4fuckcom, we should do kinky things together 😋

You: I aam extremely racist

You: I hate black people

Stranger has disconnected

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# Holy shit wtf please help me

I was playing Ravenfield and as I was killing the last bot in battle mode a very loud British man through my speakers said "Uh oh stinky". I wish I was joking. The only thing open on my PC was chrome which only tab was Gmail. There was a second empty desktop but nothing is there. Is this some weird easter egg or maybe something with my mods? please help I don't want to hear this man in my room

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So there i was, in the Southside first floor bathroom, at around 11 am today.

I was minding my own business in the cubicle right next to the urinal and this dude shows up at the urinal (i could see his feet/shoes) . I didn't pay much heed to it since i was listening to music on my earphones and checking something on my phone.

A few minutes later I hear a loud moan and I glance at his feet and I see that he has his pants all the way down to his ankles and his legs were jerking back and forth.

I was so weirded out I didn't even wanna move. I wait for him to leave and slowly came out.

Like WTF bro why would you wack off at the fucking urinal? At least go to a cubicle you degenerate.

Anyways that was my rant.

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whats that? holy shit. holy fucking shit. you fucking genius. did you actually just correct someone's spelling? you fucking madlad. i can't belive i just witnessed one of the greatest achievements in human history right now. i think im gonna cry, im so excited. to be honest, i would suck your dick to reward you for your HUGE contribution to the human race if the line wasnt so long. you know what? fuck it. ill let you fuck my wife. ill pay you to fuck her. only for the slim chance that one of her kids will have a small part of your magnificent iq. ill morgage my fucking house just so you could have 15 minutes with her, while hoping that your MASSIVE cock won't rip her in half. after that, we should start a religion for you. fuck jesus, the only thing this dick did is resurrect himself. you are entitled to the praise he's getting. we should make you immortal. losing you would mean stopping the human evolution and we would all revert to monkeys, not that we are more than monkeys in your majestic presence. I suggest we go to the UN and tell them to hand over all their authourity to you, im sure you can unite all the people of the world just with a single swing of your cock, making the entire poplulation wet in the process. just before that one more thing: can you shut the fuck up? nobody cares about that fucking typo you single chromosomed retarded gnome. I bet you think you are so fucking smart and witty after pointing something that didnt bother anyone. God, you are fucking pretentious, i bet you actually believed all of the text above. Did you think i would let you fuck my wife? She is only 12 you sick paedophile. Im calling the police so you could be tortured for eternety while your remains will be forcibly fed to everybody from your family or anyone even remotly related to you while they are forced to anally fuck a penguin. no, seriously do you think i'm joking? i'll come to your house and fuck your ass with a cactus. not that you would feel it after all the things you already had up there. you're a fucking twat that doesnt contribute to society and you deserve to die slowly.

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My mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed, curiously touching my penis. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where i was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about “condoms” or whatever she called it. She smirked softly, then she put her hand on my dick. i was scared and confused. i’ve only seen these kinda things on television. she then told me “sh, everythings going to be all right”. i was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dick, as i moaned quietly under my breath “mom...” As she increased her speed slightly, my dick started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. “why is my pee white” “this is called cum, sweetheart. its what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here.” Mom lays me on my back “Hush dear, its going to be alright” She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. “This is a vagina. Its what you put your peepee into.” Before i knew it, i was fucking mom. “Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!” “Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pussy OHH” her hips started to furiously sway against my dick “Ohhh mom, im cuming!” “OHHHH” Dad walks in. “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!” “Kenny! Its not what it looks like!” “THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? LET ME SUCK HIS DICK” Dad furiously pushes mom off my dick, places my dick in his mouth, and starts sucking. “Oh shit, yeah you like dat shit, slut?” “Oh my gosh! Daddy!” He then inserts his 2 fingers in my butthole. I blush “MMMMMM OH MY GOSH” I cum in his mouth. “You did good, champ!” “Thanks, dad!” The end.

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When an individual whom goes by the nickname "The impostor" who so chooses to learn in the arts of deception through speech, deception through appearance, deception through behavior to the point of mastery that it is called impersonation, netting the nickname "The impostor" whose goal is to kill off the rest of the team of people called "The crew" acts in a manner that is strongly considered abnormal and suspicious around an individual who has not mastered the arts of deception that is considered impersonation notices such malicious impersonation and has witnessed far too much of this malicious impersonation resulting in this individual who will now be called "Blue" due to the blue coloration of their protective space suit meant to protect Blue from the vacuum of outer space going towards a button that creates a loud sound called the "Emergency button" at a full sprint and pushes it with the force necessary to trigger the Emergency button. This Emergency button forces all of the crew to meet up and discuss a problem. This problem is an impostor. Blue, the crewmate who's triggered this meeting says "Red sus" to get the individual perceived as The Impostor, the individual who has acted in an abnormal manner, kicked out and ending their life. Of course, this individual known who was known as "The impostor" has acted in such ways around Blue. The reason Blue says "RED sus" is due to the red coloration of the impostor's protective spacesuit. It has the same functionality as Blues protective space suit just with a different color for recognition of an individual.

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SCP-096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND IS FUCKING BALLING ON THE SITE COURTYARD!

HE'S GOING FOR IT AND OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT SINCE \[REDACTED\]

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For the last week or so I've been jerking off every day, sometimes several times a day but I decided yesterday I was doing it too much and should take a break, so I promised myself I would go at least 3 days before jackin off again. But today I got a bulgy wolgy and before I realized it, I was wackin it and only after I nutted and the wads of cum landed on me I realized what had happened- or what I think happened. I think I may have sexually assaulted myself. If not when I stroked my shaft and glans then maybe when the ejaculate fell on me- as I definitely did not consent to that and would never as I believe getting cum on you is morally reprehensible. Please help!

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So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions “Dolphin Pussy Jelly.” Scientists were like “holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science.” So the scientists collected a sample of said Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate’s dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to like in a world where this is a commercial product. I want I to say “you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it.” I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of “Smucker’s Dolphin Pussy Jelly,” and just fucking cum myself to death.

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DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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Since almost every stupid dumb female in this god forsaken universe is out here stealing men from others, you can have him. Whats the point fighting for a weak male who cant resist feminine features. Ive already fucking lost.

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Use your stupid curves and assets to take him I dont even fucking care. MEN ARE FUCKING TRASH ANYONE CUZ THEIR WEAK AND PATHETIC, HAVE FUN GETTING CHEATED ON WHORES!!!

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I gave up tryna hold on to someone who is weak when other women do cute shit or show of skin.

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Also if any murderer is reading this, come fucking kidnap and kill me. I dont think you need me to tell you where I am, if you want it bad enough you will successfully find me. Good luck!

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I love art that futanary girls doing fat big women ,, can you draw?


Can you draw them doing fat and big girl like Oprah winfry or selena Gumez , Coco or.... fat big chobby women.

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That thing is amazing wow. They talk about abstinence is the best birth control but this thing is lol it's kinda embarrassing but I got it from my mom. And the whole like thing too. Lube and a warmer and just 😲😳. This thing is addictive. Lol I wish i got caught soon so she got me this. I was wondering what was up when she was asking me what pictures of girls I thought was cute but I guess for this lol like a week late it was just sitting on my bed with a ribbon. best mom ever.

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I had a vision that Trump kissed me. When he pulled away, my lips tasted of blood. I touched them and saw my finger painted burgundy. I asked him what had happened and he said that he shared some of his pain. He said not to worry because he was offering his blood to restore me and others in the country. But for every drop given, he was closer to dying for the country.

I asked him to not die and to stay. Let's walk in harmony, I begged. Let's feed the poor, the disenfranchised, the marginalized. He smiled that smile of his and said he had been doing that his entire life and wouldn't stop even after death. He said he was a man of God. He told me he came out with the HIV cure – a huge donor for research - but kept it anonymous because he didn't want the glory.

God gave me this vision for this blackout specifically. WhatsApp and Facebook will kneel before God. They should have read the Bible. Facebook will have to answer for his sins. Parler and Rumble will stand beside God with their wings.

God Bless You Wanda

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"Then you're gonna love Raid: Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!"

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I think I figured out the holy grail!!
So guys, I think I figured out how to make any
woman orgasm uses the same method lol. First of
all, I'm not huge down there, I'm an average 6.5
inches. Ladies, lemme know if you had this done
to you and maybe you can agree. So I've been
with 5 different women over the last 3 months,
what I noticed was that having my pubic region
close to her clitoris as much as I can helped
(obviously). For the next ten minutes I start
drilling like a jackhammer. Going really fast. I've
noticed that the girls who say they can't orgasm
end up doing it after the 7 min mark. The girls
who are easy get off after a couple minutes. What
helps is me not being that large down there so it
doesn't hurt many of the girls. Guys who are very
large may need to experiment with different
methods. Guys who are smaller 4 inch or less may
need to experiment with other methods as well.
You just gotta keep trying till you find something
that works.
Obviously everybody has different shapes of
genitals but I think the process stays the same.
Girls like vibration, so become a literal human
vibrator and be close to her clitoris as close As
possible. This is extremely hard people, you need
to be fit and have endurance. Doing this
incorrectly can hurt both of you. Make sure to use
a good amount of lube since there will be a great
amount of friction. If you can rub her clitoris
during this extreme cardio exercise. Doing this
while maintaining rhythm and speed is hard but
not impossible. I'm the end, seeing her shake
from orgasm is the best gratification ever. I don't
even need to orgasm, seeing her do it just gets
me off. Of course rhythm is a big factor, stick to
one rhythm she likes and go from there.
Communicate with her. I've noticed when girls are
very horny they don't wanna talk, just reassure
her that helping you will help her feel bliss.
Guys, ladies, Any of y'all have tips, advice, and/or
criticism? Im always interested in getting more
info and enhancing this method.

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Honestly, the whole copypasta thing is starting to really get annoying. We get it, you're unoriginal. The sooner you get over it, the sooner we can all come closer as a community. They're not even that funny, tbh.

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26 Aug
f2p person


**I HATE YOU MIHOYO** ★☆☆☆☆


Why sis you nerf Kokomi. WHY HUH. \*grows demon alpha wings and strangles you\* YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. \*breathes fire on your face\* WHY DID YOU GIVE ME YOMIYA AT 9 PITY? WHEN YOU KNEW I WANTED KOKOMI? \*flies into the air\* AND ARE WE ONLY GETTING 10 LIMITED WISHES ON THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY? THAT'S NOTHING COME ON. \*starts singing fight song\* (Also please give me the fish claymore.)

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