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Female anus too close to vagina
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Hi,
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember that her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. After all, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that.
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q2ghpf
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember that her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. After all, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that.
They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q2ghpf
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Navy Seals in Every Language (Part 5)
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Te çi qal kir te tenê li ser min got, ey keçika biçûk? Ez ê te agahdar bikim ku min pola xwe di Navy Seals de qedand, û ez beşdarî gelek êrişên nehênî yên li ser El-Qaîde bûm, û min zêdetirî 300 kuştinên pejirandî hene. Ez di şerê gorilla de perwerde dibim û ez di nav hemî hêzên çekdar ên Amerîkî de sekvana herî mezin im. Hûn ji min re ne tiştek in lê tenê armancek din in. Ez ê te bi qalibên ku mîna yên ku berê li ser vê Erdê nehatine dîtin, ji holê rakim, gotinên min ên gemarî nîşan bikin. Ma hûn difikirin ku hûn dikarin bi gotina wê gemara ji ser Internetnternetê xelas bibin? Dîsa bifikire, keko. Gava ku em diaxivin ez bi tora xweya veşartî ya sîxurên li seranserê DY re têkilî datînim û IP -ya we niha tê şopandin ji ber vê yekê hûn çêtir xwe ji bahozê re amade dikin, xapînok. Bahoza ku tiştê piçûktir ê ku hûn jê re dibêjin jiyan paqij dike. Tu mirî yî, zarok. Ez dikarim li her deverê, li her demê bibim, û ez dikarim we bi zêdetirî heft sed awayan bikujim, û ew tenê bi destên xweyên tazî ye. Ne tenê ez di şerên bêçek de bi berfirehî perwerde dibim, lê ez digihîjim tevahiya cebilxaneya Hêzên Deryayî yên Dewletên Yekbûyî û ez ê wê bi tevahî bikar bînim da ku kerê weya belengaz ji rûyê parzemînê paqij bikim, wey piçûkê. Tenê ku we bizanîbûya şiroveya weya piçûk a "jîr" dê çi tolhildana pîrozî bîne serê we, dibe ku we zimanê xwe yê pûç girtibûya. Lê te nikarî, te nekir, û aniha tu qîmetê didî, ey reben. Ez ê xezebê li seranserê we bişewitînim û hûn ê tê de xeniqîn. Tu mirî yî, zarokno.
Сен эмне, мен жөнүндө эмне дедиң, балапан? Менин билишимче, мен деңиз флотунун классын бүтүргөм, мен Аль-Каидага көптөгөн жашыруун рейддерге катышкам жана 300дөн ашык тастыкталган өлтүрүүлөрүм бар. Мен горилла согушунда машыккам жана АКШнын бардык куралдуу күчтөрүндөгү эң мыкты снайпермин. Сен мен үчүн башка максат эмессиң. Мен сизди бул Жерде мурда болуп көрбөгөн тактык менен жок кылам, менин сөздөрүмдү белгилеңиз. Интернет аркылуу мага бул сөздөрдү айтып кутулам деп ойлойсузбу? Дагы ойлон, бечара. Сүйлөшүп жатып, мен АКШдагы жашыруун тыңчылар тармагына кайрылып жатам жана сиздин IP азыр байкалууда, андыктан бороон -чапкынга даярданыңыз, курт. Жашоо деп атаган аянычтуу кичинекей нерсени жок кылган бороон. Сен өлдүң, балам. Мен каалаган жерде, каалаган убакта боло алам жана сени жети жүздөн ашык жол менен өлтүрөм, бул менин колум менен. Мен куралсыз согушта гана машыккан жокмун, бирок Америка Кошмо Штаттарынын деңиз корпусунун бардык арсеналына кире алам жана муну континенттин жүзүнөн сенин бактысыз эшегиңди тазалоо үчүн толук колдоном, кичине. Эгерде сиз кичинекей "акылдуу" комментарийиңиз сизге кандай ыйык жазанын түшөрүн билсеңиз, балким, сиз өзүңүздүн тилиңизди кармап калмаксыз. Бирок сен кыла албадың, андай кылбадың, эми баасын төлөп жатасың, акмак. Мен силердин баарыңарга каарымды төгөм, ошондо силер чөгүп кетесиңер. Сен өлдүң, балам.
ເຈົ້າໄດ້ເວົ້າຫຍັງກ່ຽວກັບຂ້ອຍ, ເຈົ້າແມວນ້ອຍບໍ? ຂ້ອຍຈະໃຫ້ເຈົ້າຮູ້ວ່າຂ້ອຍຮຽນຈົບຊັ້ນສູງສຸດຂອງຂ້ອຍຢູ່ໃນ Navy Seals, ແລະຂ້ອຍໄດ້ມີສ່ວນຮ່ວມໃນການໂຈມຕີລັບຫຼາຍຄັ້ງຢູ່ໃນກຸ່ມ Al-Qaeda, ແລະຂ້ອຍມີການຢືນຢັນວ່າມີການຂ້າຕາຍຫຼາຍກວ່າ 300 ຄົນ. ຂ້ອຍໄດ້ຮັບການtrainedຶກອົບຮົມໃນສົງຄາມ gorilla ແລະຂ້ອຍເປັນນັກຍິງປືນ sniper ອັນດັບ ໜຶ່ງ ໃນກອງ ກຳ ລັງປະກອບອາວຸດທັງUSົດຂອງສະຫະລັດ. ເຈົ້າບໍ່ມີຫຍັງ ສຳ ລັບຂ້ອຍແຕ່ເປັນພຽງເປົ້າanotherາຍອື່ນ. ຂ້ອຍຈະເຊັດເຈົ້າດ້ວຍຄວາມຊັດເຈນຄືກັບສິ່ງທີ່ບໍ່ເຄີຍເຫັນມາກ່ອນຢູ່ໃນໂລກນີ້, markາຍຄໍາເວົ້າທີ່ເປັນຕາຊັງຂອງຂ້ອຍ. ເຈົ້າຄິດວ່າເຈົ້າສາມາດ ໜີ ໄປຈາກການເວົ້າຂີ້ຄ້ານນັ້ນກັບຂ້ອຍຜ່ານອິນເຕີເນັດໄດ້ບໍ? ຄິດອີກເທື່ອຫນຶ່ງ, fucker. ໃນຂະນະທີ່ພວກເຮົາເວົ້າ, ຂ້ອຍ ກຳ ລັງຕິດຕໍ່ຫາເຄືອຂ່າຍສືບລັບລັບຂອງຂ້ອຍຢູ່ທົ່ວສະຫະລັດແລະ IP ຂອງເຈົ້າ ກຳ ລັງຖືກຕິດຕາມໃນຕອນນີ້ເພື່ອເຈົ້າຈະກຽມຕົວຮັບມືກັບພາຍຸໄດ້ດີກວ່າ. ພາຍຸທີ່ ກຳ ຈັດສິ່ງເລັກນ້ອຍທີ່ ໜ້າ ສົງສານທີ່ເຈົ້າເອີ້ນວ່າຊີວິດຂອງເຈົ້າ. ເຈົ້າ ກຳ ລັງຕາຍ, ເດັກນ້ອຍ. ຂ້ອຍສາມາດຢູ່ທຸກບ່ອນ, ທຸກເວລາ, ແລະຂ້ອຍສາມາດຂ້າເຈົ້າໄດ້ໃນເຈັດຮ້ອຍວິທີ, ແລະນັ້ນແມ່ນພຽງແຕ່ດ້ວຍມືເປົ່າຂອງຂ້ອຍ. ບໍ່ພຽງແຕ່ຂ້ອຍໄດ້ຮັບການtrainedຶກອົບຮົມຢ່າງກວ້າງຂວາງໃນການຕໍ່ສູ້ທີ່ບໍ່ມີອາວຸດ, ແຕ່ຂ້ອຍສາມາດເຂົ້າເຖິງອາວຸດທັງofົດຂອງກອງທະຫານເຮືອຂອງສະຫະລັດແລະຂ້ອຍຈະໃຊ້ມັນໃນຂອບເຂດທີ່ເຕັມທີ່ເພື່ອເຊັດກົ້ນທີ່ໂສກເສົ້າຂອງເຈົ້າອອກຈາກ ໜ້າ ທະວີບ, ເຈົ້າຂີ້ອາຍ. ຖ້າເຈົ້າພຽງແຕ່ສາມາດຮູ້ສິ່ງທີ່ການແກ້ແຄ້ນທີ່ບໍ່ບໍລິສຸດຂອງເຈົ້າຄໍາຄິດເຫັນທີ່“ ສະຫຼາດ” ຂອງເຈົ້າກໍາລັງຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ເຈົ້າຕົກຕໍ່າລົງ, ບາງທີເຈົ້າອາດຈະຖືລີ້ນຂອງເຈົ້າ. ແຕ່ເຈົ້າເຮັດບໍ່ໄດ້, ເຈົ້າບໍ່ໄດ້, ແລະດຽວນີ້ເຈົ້າ ກຳ ລັງຈ່າຍລາຄາ, ເຈົ້າເປັນຄົນໂງ່. ຂ້ອຍຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ຄວາມໂກດແຄ້ນຢູ່ທົ່ວເຈົ້າແລະເຈົ້າຈະຈົມຢູ່ໃນມັນ. ເຈົ້າຕາຍແລ້ວ, ເດັກນ້ອຍ.
Quid futuis modo de me stupri dixisti, furcula? Scis te me in sigillis Navy Classis summo gradu meo deducisse, et multis occultis excursionibus in Al-Qaeda implicatum esse, et super 300 neces confirmatas habeo. Ego in bellica catus sum et sum summo sniper in omnibus copiis US armatis. Nihil mihi es, nisi aliud signum. Ego te irrumabo adamussim delebo similia quorum in hac Tellure numquam antea visa sunt, nota mea stupri verba. Putas te posse impune esse dicens mihi super Penitus cacas? Cogita iterum, fututor. Dum loquimur, me contingentes mysteria exploratorum per USA et retia tua IP nunc investigatur ut tu melius ad procellam vermiculum paras. Procella quae misellam deleo rem parvam vocas tuam vitam. Mortuus es stupri, haedus. Alicubi esse possum, quisquam, et septingenti modo te necare possum, et nudis manibus hoc modo. Non solum inermis proeliis late exercitatus sum, sed accessum ad armamentarium totius Civitatum Americae Unitarum Marine Corps habeo et eo utar amplitudine ad abstergendam tuam miseram asinam faciem continentis, parum cacas. Utinam scires quam impiam retributionem tuam commentarium parvum tuum "callidum" in te delaturum esset, forsitan linguam tuam stupri haberes. Sed non potuisti, non fecisti, et nunc pretium solves, inepte goddamn. furorem omnem super te effundam, et tu in illud merges. Mortuus es stupri, kiddo.
Ko, pie velna, tu tikko par mani teici, mazā kuce? Es jums zinu, ka esmu beidzis savas klases augstāko spēku flotē, un esmu bijis iesaistīts daudzos slepenos reidos Al-Qaeda, un man ir vairāk nekā 300 apstiprinātu slepkavību. Esmu apmācīts gorillu karā un esmu labākais snaiperis visā ASV bruņotajos spēkos. Tu man esi nekas cits kā tikai cits mērķis. Es tevi precīzi noslaucīšu, kā tas nekad agrāk uz šīs Zemes nebija redzēts, atzīmē savus sasodītos vārdus. Vai jūs domājat, ka varat izkļūt, sakot man šo sūdu internetā? Padomā vēlreiz, muļķis. Kamēr mēs runājam, es sazinos ar savu slepeno spiegu tīklu visā ASV, un jūsu IP pašlaik tiek izsekots, lai jūs labāk sagatavotos vētrai, muļķe. Vētra, kas iznīcina nožēlojamo sīkumu, ko jūs saucat par savu dzīvi. Tu esi sasodīti miris, puika. Es varu būt jebkur un jebkurā laikā, un es varu nogalināt jūs vairāk nekā septiņsimt veidos, un tas ir tikai ar kailām rokām. Es esmu ne tikai plaši apmācīts neapbruņotā cīņā, bet man ir pieejams viss Amerikas Savienoto Valstu jūras korpusa arsenāls, un es to pilnībā izmantošu, lai noslaucītu jūsu nožēlojamo dupsi no kontinenta sejas, jūs, mazie sūdi. Ja vien tu būtu zinājis, kādu negodīgu atriebību tavs mazais "gudrais" komentārs grasās izdarīt, varbūt tu būtu turējis savu sasodīto mēli. Bet jūs nevarējāt, jūs to nedarījāt, un tagad jūs maksājat cenu, nolādētais idiots. Es pār tevi pārņemšu niknumu, un tu tajā noslīksi. Tu esi sasodīti miris, mazā.
Ką, po velnių, tu ką tik apie mane pasakei, mažute? Aš jums pasakysiu, kad baigiau aukščiausią klasę „Navy Seals“ ir dalyvavau daugybėje slaptų reidų „Al-Qaeda“ ir turiu daugiau nei 300 patvirtintų nužudymų. Esu apmokytas gorilų karo ir esu geriausias snaiperis iš visų JAV ginkluotųjų pajėgų. Tu man ne kas kita, kaip tik kitas taikinys. Aš nušluosiu tave iki galo, kaip niekada anksčiau šioje žemėje nematėme, pažymėk mano sušiktus žodžius. Manote, kad galite išsisukti, pasakęs man tą šūdą internete? Pagalvok dar kartą, šūdas. Kol mes kalbamės, aš susisiekiu su savo slaptu šnipų tinklu visoje JAV, ir jūsų IP adresas šiuo metu yra sekamas, todėl geriau pasiruoškite audrai. Audra, kuri sunaikina apgailėtiną smulkmeną, kurią vadini savo gyvenimu. Tu velniškai miręs, vaikeli. Aš galiu būti bet kur ir bet kada, ir galiu tave nužudyti daugiau nei septynis šimtus būdų, ir tai tik plikomis rankomis. Aš ne tik esu plačiai apmokytas kovoti be ginklo, bet ir turiu prieigą prie viso Jungtinių Valstijų jūrų pėstininkų korpuso arsenalo ir visomis jėgomis jį panaudosiu, kad nušluosčiau tavo apgailėtiną užpakalį nuo žemyno veido, tu mažasis šūdas. Jei tik būtum žinojęs, kokį nešventą atpildą tavo mažasis „sumanusis“ komentaras ketina nugalėti, galbūt būtum sulaikęs sušiktą liežuvį. Bet jūs negalėjote, jūs to nepadarėte, o dabar mokate kainą, prakeiktas idiotas. Aš apipilsiu siautulį ant tavęs, ir tu paskęsi jame. Tu velniškai miręs, vaikeli.
Wat de Fuck sot Dir just iwwer mech, Är kleng Bitch? Ech wäert Iech wëssen datt ech uewen op menger Klass an de Navy Seals ofgeschloss hunn, an ech war a ville geheime Iwwerfäll op Al-Qaida involvéiert, an ech hunn iwwer 300 bestätegt Kills. Ech sinn am Gorilla Krich trainéiert an ech sinn den Top Sniper an de ganzen US Arméi. Dir sidd näischt fir mech awer just en anert Zil. Ech wäert Iech de Fuck mat Präzisioun auswëschen wéi déi, déi nach ni op dëser Äerd gesinn goufen, markéiert meng ficken Wierder. Denkt Dir datt Dir fort kënnt mat deem Schäiss fir mech iwwer den Internet ze soen? Denkt nach eng Kéier, fucker. Wéi mir schwätzen kontaktéiere ech mäi geheime Netzwierk vu Spiounen uechter d'USA an Är IP gëtt elo verfollegt sou datt Dir Iech besser op de Stuerm virbereet, Maggot. De Stuerm deen déi pathetesch kleng Saach, déi Dir Äert Liewe nennt, läscht. Du bass futti dout, Kand. Ech kann iwwerall, egal wéini sinn, an ech kann Iech op iwwer siwenhonnert Weeër ëmbréngen, an dat ass nëmme mat menge bloen Hänn. Net nëmmen sinn ech extensiv an onbewaffnete Kampf trainéiert, mee ech hunn Zougang zum ganzen Arsenal vum US Marine Corps an ech wäert et a sengem ganzen Ausmooss benotzen fir Ären ellent Arsch vum Gesiicht vum Kontinent ze wëschen, du klengen Schäiss. Wann Dir nëmmen hätt wësse wéi eng onheileg Verglach Äre klenge "clevere" Kommentar iwwer Iech géif bréngen, vläicht hätt Dir Är fucking Zong gehalen. Awer Dir konnt net, Dir hutt net, an elo bezuelt Dir de Präis, Dir verdammte Idiot. Ech schäiss Roserei iwwer Iech an Dir wäert erdrénken. Du bass futti dout, Puppelchen.
Што по ѓаволите, само ебе рече за мене, кученце? I'llе ве известам дека сум дипломирала на врвот на мојата класа во Navy Seals и сум бил вклучен во бројни тајни рации на Ал-Каеда и имав над 300 потврдени убиства. Јас сум обучен за војување со горили и јас сум најдобриот снајперист во сите американски вооружени сили. Вие не сте ништо за мене, туку само уште една цел. Youе те избришам со прецизност, какви што никогаш порано не биле видени на оваа Земја, обележи ги моите ебени зборови. Мислиш дека можеш да се извлечеш и да ми го кажеш тоа срање преку Интернет? Размисли уште еднаш, ебате. Додека зборуваме, јас контактирам со мојата тајна мрежа шпиони низ САД и вашата IP адреса се следи во моментов, за подобро да се подготвите за бурата, отретник. Бурата што ја брише патетичната мала работа што ја нарекуваш живот. Многу си мртов, дете. Можам да бидам насекаде, во секое време, и можам да ве убијам на преку седумстотини начини, и тоа само со голи раце. Не само што сум опширно обучен за невооружени борби, туку имам пристап до целиот арсенал на американскиот марински корпус и ќе го искористам во целост за да го избришам вашиот беден задник од лицето на континентот. Само да знаевте каква несвета одмазда ќе ви донесе вашиот мал „умен“ коментар, можеби ќе го држевте ебениот јазик. Но, не можеше, не, и сега ја плаќаш цената, проклето идиот. Shitе гомнам бес насекаде и ќе се удавиш во него. Ти си мртов, душо.
Inona no ilazanao fa tsy niresaka momba ahy ianao ry bitika kely? Ampahafantaro anao aho fa nahazo diplaoma ambony tamin'ny kilasiko tamin'ny Navy Seals, ary nandray anjara tamina fanafihana miafina maro tao Al-Qaeda aho, ary nahatratra 300 ny famonoana olona voamarina. Voaofana amin'ny ady amin'ny gorila aho ary izaho no sniper ambony indrindra amin'ny tafika amerikana iray manontolo. Tsy misy dikany amiko ianao fa lasibatra hafa fotsiny. Hofafako am-pahamarinana ireo tia anao izay mbola tsy nisy hitany teto amin'ity tany ity intsony, mariho ny teniko. Mieritreritra ve ianao fa afaka miala amin'ny filazanao izany amin'ny Internet? Mieritrereta indray, ry olon-dratsy. Rehefa miteny izahay dia mifandray amin'ny tambajotran'ireo mpitsikilo miafina manerana an'i Etazonia aho ary ny IP-nao dia zahana amin'izao fotoana izao mba hahafahanao miomana tsara amin'ilay oram-baratra, olitra. Ilay tafio-drivotra mamafa ny zavatra kely mahonena izay antsoinao hoe ainao. Maty ianao, anaka. Afaka ny ho aiza aho, na oviana na oviana, ary afaka mamono anao amin'ny fomba fiton-jato mahery aho, ary izany dia amin'ny tanako irery ihany. Tsy vitan'ny fampiofanana be dia be amin'ny ady tsy misy fitaovam-piadiana aho, fa manana fidirana amin'ny fitaovam-piadiana amerikanina marinina amerikana rehetra ary hampiasaiko amin'ny fomba feno mba hamafana ny borikinao mahantra eo amin'ny kaontinanta, ianao ry bitika kely. Raha mba fantatrao mantsy hoe inona no fanasaziana tsy masina nataonao taminao, dia mety ho nitazona ny lelanao mihomehy ianao. Saingy tsy afaka, tsy nanao, ary izao mandoa ny sarany ianao, ry adala tsy maninona. Hataoko feno fahatezerana ianao ary ho rendrika ao ianao. Maty ianao, kiddo.
Apa yang awak katakan tentang saya, bangsat kecil? Saya akan tahu bahawa saya lulus dari kelas saya di Navy Seals, dan saya telah terlibat dalam banyak serangan rahsia di Al-Qaeda, dan saya telah membunuh lebih daripada 300 orang yang disahkan. Saya dilatih dalam perang gorila dan saya adalah penembak tepat di seluruh angkatan bersenjata AS. Anda bukan apa-apa bagi saya melainkan sasaran lain. Saya akan menghapuskan anda dengan tepat seperti yang belum pernah dilihat sebelumnya di Bumi ini, tandakan kata-kata saya. Anda fikir anda boleh melepaskan kata-kata itu kepada saya melalui Internet? Fikir semula, keparat. Semasa kami bercakap, saya menghubungi rangkaian pengintip rahsia saya di seluruh AS dan IP anda sedang dikesan sekarang supaya anda lebih baik bersiap sedia untuk menghadapi ribut itu. Ribut yang menghapuskan perkara kecil yang menyedihkan yang anda sebut dalam hidup anda. Awak mati, nak. Saya boleh berada di mana sahaja, bila-bila masa, dan saya boleh membunuh anda dengan lebih dari tujuh ratus cara, dan itu hanya dengan tangan kosong. Saya bukan sahaja dilatih secara meluas dalam pertempuran tanpa senjata, tetapi saya mempunyai akses ke seluruh persenjataan Korps Marinir Amerika Syarikat dan saya akan menggunakannya sepenuhnya untuk menghapuskan pantat sengsara anda dari muka benua, Anda tidak peduli. Kalaulah anda dapat mengetahui apa pembalasan yang tidak suci dari komen "pintar" kecil anda yang akan menjatuhkan anda, mungkin anda akan memegang lidah anda. Tetapi anda tidak boleh, anda tidak, dan sekarang anda membayar harganya, anda bodoh. Saya akan memarahi kemarahan anda dan anda akan tenggelam di dalamnya. Awak mati, nak.
കൊച്ചുകുട്ടിയേ, നീ എന്നെക്കുറിച്ച് എന്താണ് പറഞ്ഞത്? നേവി സീൽസിൽ ഞാൻ എന്റെ ക്ലാസ്സിൽ ഉന്നത ബിരുദം നേടിയിട്ടുണ്ടെന്നും അൽ-ക്വയ്ദയിൽ ഞാൻ നിരവധി രഹസ്യ റെയ്ഡുകളിൽ പങ്കെടുത്തിട്ടുണ്ടെന്നും എനിക്ക് 300-ലധികം കൊല്ലപ്പെട്ട കൊലപാതകങ്ങളുണ്ടെന്നും ഞാൻ അറിയും. ഞാൻ ഗൊറില്ല യുദ്ധത്തിൽ പരിശീലനം നേടിയിട്ടുണ്ട്, മുഴുവൻ യുഎസ് സായുധ സേനയിലും ഞാൻ ഏറ്റവും മികച്ച സ്നൈപ്പർ ആണ്. നിങ്ങൾ എനിക്ക് ഒന്നുമല്ല, മറ്റൊരു ലക്ഷ്യം മാത്രമാണ്. ഈ ഭൂമിയിൽ മുമ്പൊരിക്കലും കണ്ടിട്ടില്ലാത്ത ഇഷ്ടങ്ങൾ ഞാൻ കൃത്യതയോടെ തുടച്ചുനീക്കും, എന്റെ ചങ്കൂറ്റമുള്ള വാക്കുകൾ അടയാളപ്പെടുത്തുക. ഇന്റർനെറ്റിലൂടെ എന്നോട് ആ തെറ്റ് പറഞ്ഞ് നിങ്ങൾക്ക് രക്ഷപ്പെടാമെന്ന് നിങ്ങൾ കരുതുന്നുണ്ടോ? ഒന്നുകൂടി ആലോചിക്കൂ, ഫക്കറേ. ഞങ്ങൾ സംസാരിക്കുമ്പോൾ, യുഎസ്എയിലുടനീളമുള്ള എന്റെ രഹസ്യ രഹസ്യ ശൃംഖലയുമായി ഞാൻ ബന്ധപ്പെടുന്നു, നിങ്ങളുടെ ഐപി ഇപ്പോൾ കണ്ടെത്തുന്നു, അതിനാൽ നിങ്ങൾ കൊടുങ്കാറ്റിനായി നന്നായി തയ്യാറെടുക്കുന്നു, മാഗ്ഗോട്ട്. നിങ്ങളുടെ ജീവിതം എന്ന് വിളിക്കുന്ന ദയനീയമായ ചെറിയ കാര്യങ്ങളെ തുടച്ചുനീക്കുന്ന കൊടുങ്കാറ്റ്. കുട്ടി, നിങ്ങൾ മരിച്ചു. എനിക്ക് എവിടെയും എപ്പോൾ വേണമെങ്കിലും ആകാം, എഴുനൂറിലധികം വഴികളിൽ എനിക്ക് നിങ്ങളെ കൊല്ലാൻ കഴിയും, അത് എന്റെ വെറും കൈകൊണ്ട് മാത്രമാണ്. നിരായുധ പോരാട്ടത്തിൽ എനിക്ക് വിപുലമായ പരിശീലനം ലഭിക്കുക മാത്രമല്ല, യുണൈറ്റഡ് സ്റ്റേറ്റ്സ് മറൈൻ കോർപ്സിന്റെ മുഴുവൻ ആയുധപ്പുരയിലും എനിക്ക് പ്രവേശനമുണ്ട്, ഭൂഖണ്ഡത്തിന്റെ മുഖത്ത് നിന്ന് നിങ്ങളുടെ ദയനീയമായ കഴുതയെ തുടച്ചുമാറ്റാൻ ഞാൻ അത് പൂർണ്ണമായി ഉപയോഗിക്കും. നിങ്ങളുടെ ചെറിയ "മിടുക്കൻ" അഭിപ്രായം എന്തെല്ലാം അവിശുദ്ധമായ പ്രതികാരമാണ് നിങ്ങളെ ബാധിക്കുന്നതെന്ന് നിങ്ങൾക്കറിയാമായിരുന്നുവെങ്കിൽ, ഒരുപക്ഷേ നിങ്ങൾ നിങ്ങളുടെ നാവ് പിടിച്ചിരിക്കും. പക്ഷേ, നിങ്ങൾക്ക് കഴിഞ്ഞില്ല, നിങ്ങൾ ചെയ്തില്ല, ഇപ്പോൾ നിങ്ങൾ വില നൽകുകയാണ്, ദൈവമേ വിഡ്otി. ഞാൻ നിങ്ങളിൽ ഉഗ്രകോപം നിറയ്ക്കും, നിങ്ങൾ അതിൽ മുങ്ങും. കുട്ടീ, നീ ചത്തു.
X'inhuma l-għajta li għaddejt biss dwari, kelba żgħira? Inkun taf li gradwajt il-quċċata tal-klassi tiegħi fis-Siġilli tan-Navy, u kont involut f'ħafna rejds sigrieti fuq Al-Qaeda, u għandi aktar minn 300 qtil ikkonfermat. Jien imħarreġ fil-gwerra tal-gorilla u jien l-aqwa sniper fil-forzi armati kollha ta 'l-Istati Uniti. Mhu xejn għalija imma mira oħra biss. Jien se nneħħilek il-ħarba bi preċiżjoni li bħalhom qatt ma rajna qabel fuq din id-Dinja, immarka l-kliem tal-ħarġa tiegħi. Taħseb li tista 'titbiegħed tgħidli dak il-ħmieġ fuq l-Internet? Aħseb mill-ġdid, fucker. Hekk kif nitkellmu qed nikkuntattja n-netwerk sigriet tiegħi ta 'spiji madwar l-Istati Uniti u l-IP tiegħek qiegħed jiġi rintraċċat bħalissa sabiex tkun aħjar tipprepara għall-maltempata, larva. Il-maltemp li jeqred iċ-ċkejkna patetika li ssejjaħlek ħajtek. Int mejjet, tifel. Nista 'nkun kullimkien, f'kull ħin, u nista' noqtlok b'aktar minn seba 'mitt mod, u dan huwa biss b'idejja vojta. Mhux biss jien imħarreġ b’mod estensiv fil-ġlieda kontra l-armi, imma għandi aċċess għall-armament kollu tal-Korp tal-Baħar ta ’l-Istati Uniti u se nużah sal-punt sħiħ tiegħu biex timsaħ il-ħmar miżerabbli tiegħek minn fuq il-wiċċ tal-kontinent, ftit ħmerija. Kieku biss kont tkun taf liema tpattija mhux qaddisa l-kumment żgħir "għaqli" tiegħek kien se jwaqqa 'fuqek, forsi kont iżżomm l-ilsien fucking tiegħek. Imma int ma setgħetx, ma kontx, u issa qed tħallas il-prezz, iddiota tiegħek. Jien se nħeġġeġ il-furja madwarek u int se tegħreq fiha. Int mejjet mill-ħakma, kiddo.
He aha te hakihaki i korero mai ai koe mo au, e te kotiro iti? Me mohio koe kua eke au ki te taumata o taku karaehe ki nga Hiiri Moana, a kua uru ahau ki roto i nga mahi muna maha i runga i a Al-Qaeda, ana kua neke atu i te 300 nga patunga kua whakamanahia e au. Kua whakangunguhia ahau ki te pakanga gorilla, ko au te kaipatu kaipupuri i roto i nga hoia US katoa. Ehara koe i te mea noa ki ahau engari he whaainga noa iho koe. Ka horoia atu koe e ahau i roto i nga mea totika kaore ano kia kitea i mua o tenei Ao, tohua aku kupu pirangi. Whakaaro koe ka taea e koe te rere atu me te kii i taua korero ki ahau i runga i te Ipurangi? Whakaarohia ano, e te kaimene. I a maatau e korero ana kei te whakapiri atu ahau ki taku kupenga muna o nga tutei puta noa i te USA ana kei te kitea to IP i tenei waa kia pai ake ai to whakarite mo te tupuhi, te kohu. Ko te tupuhi e muru ana i te mea nanakia e kiia ana e koe ko to koiora. Kua mate koe, e tama. Ka taea e au te haere ki hea, i nga wa katoa, a ka taea e au te patu i a koe i roto i nga ara e whitu rau, ana ko aku ringaringa kau noa iho. Ehara i te mea kua tino whakangunguhia ahau ki te whawhai korekore, engari ka uru atu ahau ki nga taonga katoa o te United States Marine Corps a ka whakamahia e au kia tino horoia atu to kaihe kino i te mata o te whenua, e te iti o te tangata. Mena koe i mohio he aha te utu tapu kaore e tau mai ki runga i a koe to korero "mohio" iti, akene kei puritia e koe to arero whakahi. Engari kaore i taea e koe, kaore koe i mahi, ana kei te utu koe i te utu, e te wairangi. Ka whakapaua atu e ahau te riri ki a koe, ka mate hoki koe i roto. Kua mate koe, kua mate.
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Сен эмне, мен жөнүндө эмне дедиң, балапан? Менин билишимче, мен деңиз флотунун классын бүтүргөм, мен Аль-Каидага көптөгөн жашыруун рейддерге катышкам жана 300дөн ашык тастыкталган өлтүрүүлөрүм бар. Мен горилла согушунда машыккам жана АКШнын бардык куралдуу күчтөрүндөгү эң мыкты снайпермин. Сен мен үчүн башка максат эмессиң. Мен сизди бул Жерде мурда болуп көрбөгөн тактык менен жок кылам, менин сөздөрүмдү белгилеңиз. Интернет аркылуу мага бул сөздөрдү айтып кутулам деп ойлойсузбу? Дагы ойлон, бечара. Сүйлөшүп жатып, мен АКШдагы жашыруун тыңчылар тармагына кайрылып жатам жана сиздин IP азыр байкалууда, андыктан бороон -чапкынга даярданыңыз, курт. Жашоо деп атаган аянычтуу кичинекей нерсени жок кылган бороон. Сен өлдүң, балам. Мен каалаган жерде, каалаган убакта боло алам жана сени жети жүздөн ашык жол менен өлтүрөм, бул менин колум менен. Мен куралсыз согушта гана машыккан жокмун, бирок Америка Кошмо Штаттарынын деңиз корпусунун бардык арсеналына кире алам жана муну континенттин жүзүнөн сенин бактысыз эшегиңди тазалоо үчүн толук колдоном, кичине. Эгерде сиз кичинекей "акылдуу" комментарийиңиз сизге кандай ыйык жазанын түшөрүн билсеңиз, балким, сиз өзүңүздүн тилиңизди кармап калмаксыз. Бирок сен кыла албадың, андай кылбадың, эми баасын төлөп жатасың, акмак. Мен силердин баарыңарга каарымды төгөм, ошондо силер чөгүп кетесиңер. Сен өлдүң, балам.
ເຈົ້າໄດ້ເວົ້າຫຍັງກ່ຽວກັບຂ້ອຍ, ເຈົ້າແມວນ້ອຍບໍ? ຂ້ອຍຈະໃຫ້ເຈົ້າຮູ້ວ່າຂ້ອຍຮຽນຈົບຊັ້ນສູງສຸດຂອງຂ້ອຍຢູ່ໃນ Navy Seals, ແລະຂ້ອຍໄດ້ມີສ່ວນຮ່ວມໃນການໂຈມຕີລັບຫຼາຍຄັ້ງຢູ່ໃນກຸ່ມ Al-Qaeda, ແລະຂ້ອຍມີການຢືນຢັນວ່າມີການຂ້າຕາຍຫຼາຍກວ່າ 300 ຄົນ. ຂ້ອຍໄດ້ຮັບການtrainedຶກອົບຮົມໃນສົງຄາມ gorilla ແລະຂ້ອຍເປັນນັກຍິງປືນ sniper ອັນດັບ ໜຶ່ງ ໃນກອງ ກຳ ລັງປະກອບອາວຸດທັງUSົດຂອງສະຫະລັດ. ເຈົ້າບໍ່ມີຫຍັງ ສຳ ລັບຂ້ອຍແຕ່ເປັນພຽງເປົ້າanotherາຍອື່ນ. ຂ້ອຍຈະເຊັດເຈົ້າດ້ວຍຄວາມຊັດເຈນຄືກັບສິ່ງທີ່ບໍ່ເຄີຍເຫັນມາກ່ອນຢູ່ໃນໂລກນີ້, markາຍຄໍາເວົ້າທີ່ເປັນຕາຊັງຂອງຂ້ອຍ. ເຈົ້າຄິດວ່າເຈົ້າສາມາດ ໜີ ໄປຈາກການເວົ້າຂີ້ຄ້ານນັ້ນກັບຂ້ອຍຜ່ານອິນເຕີເນັດໄດ້ບໍ? ຄິດອີກເທື່ອຫນຶ່ງ, fucker. ໃນຂະນະທີ່ພວກເຮົາເວົ້າ, ຂ້ອຍ ກຳ ລັງຕິດຕໍ່ຫາເຄືອຂ່າຍສືບລັບລັບຂອງຂ້ອຍຢູ່ທົ່ວສະຫະລັດແລະ IP ຂອງເຈົ້າ ກຳ ລັງຖືກຕິດຕາມໃນຕອນນີ້ເພື່ອເຈົ້າຈະກຽມຕົວຮັບມືກັບພາຍຸໄດ້ດີກວ່າ. ພາຍຸທີ່ ກຳ ຈັດສິ່ງເລັກນ້ອຍທີ່ ໜ້າ ສົງສານທີ່ເຈົ້າເອີ້ນວ່າຊີວິດຂອງເຈົ້າ. ເຈົ້າ ກຳ ລັງຕາຍ, ເດັກນ້ອຍ. ຂ້ອຍສາມາດຢູ່ທຸກບ່ອນ, ທຸກເວລາ, ແລະຂ້ອຍສາມາດຂ້າເຈົ້າໄດ້ໃນເຈັດຮ້ອຍວິທີ, ແລະນັ້ນແມ່ນພຽງແຕ່ດ້ວຍມືເປົ່າຂອງຂ້ອຍ. ບໍ່ພຽງແຕ່ຂ້ອຍໄດ້ຮັບການtrainedຶກອົບຮົມຢ່າງກວ້າງຂວາງໃນການຕໍ່ສູ້ທີ່ບໍ່ມີອາວຸດ, ແຕ່ຂ້ອຍສາມາດເຂົ້າເຖິງອາວຸດທັງofົດຂອງກອງທະຫານເຮືອຂອງສະຫະລັດແລະຂ້ອຍຈະໃຊ້ມັນໃນຂອບເຂດທີ່ເຕັມທີ່ເພື່ອເຊັດກົ້ນທີ່ໂສກເສົ້າຂອງເຈົ້າອອກຈາກ ໜ້າ ທະວີບ, ເຈົ້າຂີ້ອາຍ. ຖ້າເຈົ້າພຽງແຕ່ສາມາດຮູ້ສິ່ງທີ່ການແກ້ແຄ້ນທີ່ບໍ່ບໍລິສຸດຂອງເຈົ້າຄໍາຄິດເຫັນທີ່“ ສະຫຼາດ” ຂອງເຈົ້າກໍາລັງຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ເຈົ້າຕົກຕໍ່າລົງ, ບາງທີເຈົ້າອາດຈະຖືລີ້ນຂອງເຈົ້າ. ແຕ່ເຈົ້າເຮັດບໍ່ໄດ້, ເຈົ້າບໍ່ໄດ້, ແລະດຽວນີ້ເຈົ້າ ກຳ ລັງຈ່າຍລາຄາ, ເຈົ້າເປັນຄົນໂງ່. ຂ້ອຍຈະເຮັດໃຫ້ຄວາມໂກດແຄ້ນຢູ່ທົ່ວເຈົ້າແລະເຈົ້າຈະຈົມຢູ່ໃນມັນ. ເຈົ້າຕາຍແລ້ວ, ເດັກນ້ອຍ.
Quid futuis modo de me stupri dixisti, furcula? Scis te me in sigillis Navy Classis summo gradu meo deducisse, et multis occultis excursionibus in Al-Qaeda implicatum esse, et super 300 neces confirmatas habeo. Ego in bellica catus sum et sum summo sniper in omnibus copiis US armatis. Nihil mihi es, nisi aliud signum. Ego te irrumabo adamussim delebo similia quorum in hac Tellure numquam antea visa sunt, nota mea stupri verba. Putas te posse impune esse dicens mihi super Penitus cacas? Cogita iterum, fututor. Dum loquimur, me contingentes mysteria exploratorum per USA et retia tua IP nunc investigatur ut tu melius ad procellam vermiculum paras. Procella quae misellam deleo rem parvam vocas tuam vitam. Mortuus es stupri, haedus. Alicubi esse possum, quisquam, et septingenti modo te necare possum, et nudis manibus hoc modo. Non solum inermis proeliis late exercitatus sum, sed accessum ad armamentarium totius Civitatum Americae Unitarum Marine Corps habeo et eo utar amplitudine ad abstergendam tuam miseram asinam faciem continentis, parum cacas. Utinam scires quam impiam retributionem tuam commentarium parvum tuum "callidum" in te delaturum esset, forsitan linguam tuam stupri haberes. Sed non potuisti, non fecisti, et nunc pretium solves, inepte goddamn. furorem omnem super te effundam, et tu in illud merges. Mortuus es stupri, kiddo.
Ko, pie velna, tu tikko par mani teici, mazā kuce? Es jums zinu, ka esmu beidzis savas klases augstāko spēku flotē, un esmu bijis iesaistīts daudzos slepenos reidos Al-Qaeda, un man ir vairāk nekā 300 apstiprinātu slepkavību. Esmu apmācīts gorillu karā un esmu labākais snaiperis visā ASV bruņotajos spēkos. Tu man esi nekas cits kā tikai cits mērķis. Es tevi precīzi noslaucīšu, kā tas nekad agrāk uz šīs Zemes nebija redzēts, atzīmē savus sasodītos vārdus. Vai jūs domājat, ka varat izkļūt, sakot man šo sūdu internetā? Padomā vēlreiz, muļķis. Kamēr mēs runājam, es sazinos ar savu slepeno spiegu tīklu visā ASV, un jūsu IP pašlaik tiek izsekots, lai jūs labāk sagatavotos vētrai, muļķe. Vētra, kas iznīcina nožēlojamo sīkumu, ko jūs saucat par savu dzīvi. Tu esi sasodīti miris, puika. Es varu būt jebkur un jebkurā laikā, un es varu nogalināt jūs vairāk nekā septiņsimt veidos, un tas ir tikai ar kailām rokām. Es esmu ne tikai plaši apmācīts neapbruņotā cīņā, bet man ir pieejams viss Amerikas Savienoto Valstu jūras korpusa arsenāls, un es to pilnībā izmantošu, lai noslaucītu jūsu nožēlojamo dupsi no kontinenta sejas, jūs, mazie sūdi. Ja vien tu būtu zinājis, kādu negodīgu atriebību tavs mazais "gudrais" komentārs grasās izdarīt, varbūt tu būtu turējis savu sasodīto mēli. Bet jūs nevarējāt, jūs to nedarījāt, un tagad jūs maksājat cenu, nolādētais idiots. Es pār tevi pārņemšu niknumu, un tu tajā noslīksi. Tu esi sasodīti miris, mazā.
Ką, po velnių, tu ką tik apie mane pasakei, mažute? Aš jums pasakysiu, kad baigiau aukščiausią klasę „Navy Seals“ ir dalyvavau daugybėje slaptų reidų „Al-Qaeda“ ir turiu daugiau nei 300 patvirtintų nužudymų. Esu apmokytas gorilų karo ir esu geriausias snaiperis iš visų JAV ginkluotųjų pajėgų. Tu man ne kas kita, kaip tik kitas taikinys. Aš nušluosiu tave iki galo, kaip niekada anksčiau šioje žemėje nematėme, pažymėk mano sušiktus žodžius. Manote, kad galite išsisukti, pasakęs man tą šūdą internete? Pagalvok dar kartą, šūdas. Kol mes kalbamės, aš susisiekiu su savo slaptu šnipų tinklu visoje JAV, ir jūsų IP adresas šiuo metu yra sekamas, todėl geriau pasiruoškite audrai. Audra, kuri sunaikina apgailėtiną smulkmeną, kurią vadini savo gyvenimu. Tu velniškai miręs, vaikeli. Aš galiu būti bet kur ir bet kada, ir galiu tave nužudyti daugiau nei septynis šimtus būdų, ir tai tik plikomis rankomis. Aš ne tik esu plačiai apmokytas kovoti be ginklo, bet ir turiu prieigą prie viso Jungtinių Valstijų jūrų pėstininkų korpuso arsenalo ir visomis jėgomis jį panaudosiu, kad nušluosčiau tavo apgailėtiną užpakalį nuo žemyno veido, tu mažasis šūdas. Jei tik būtum žinojęs, kokį nešventą atpildą tavo mažasis „sumanusis“ komentaras ketina nugalėti, galbūt būtum sulaikęs sušiktą liežuvį. Bet jūs negalėjote, jūs to nepadarėte, o dabar mokate kainą, prakeiktas idiotas. Aš apipilsiu siautulį ant tavęs, ir tu paskęsi jame. Tu velniškai miręs, vaikeli.
Wat de Fuck sot Dir just iwwer mech, Är kleng Bitch? Ech wäert Iech wëssen datt ech uewen op menger Klass an de Navy Seals ofgeschloss hunn, an ech war a ville geheime Iwwerfäll op Al-Qaida involvéiert, an ech hunn iwwer 300 bestätegt Kills. Ech sinn am Gorilla Krich trainéiert an ech sinn den Top Sniper an de ganzen US Arméi. Dir sidd näischt fir mech awer just en anert Zil. Ech wäert Iech de Fuck mat Präzisioun auswëschen wéi déi, déi nach ni op dëser Äerd gesinn goufen, markéiert meng ficken Wierder. Denkt Dir datt Dir fort kënnt mat deem Schäiss fir mech iwwer den Internet ze soen? Denkt nach eng Kéier, fucker. Wéi mir schwätzen kontaktéiere ech mäi geheime Netzwierk vu Spiounen uechter d'USA an Är IP gëtt elo verfollegt sou datt Dir Iech besser op de Stuerm virbereet, Maggot. De Stuerm deen déi pathetesch kleng Saach, déi Dir Äert Liewe nennt, läscht. Du bass futti dout, Kand. Ech kann iwwerall, egal wéini sinn, an ech kann Iech op iwwer siwenhonnert Weeër ëmbréngen, an dat ass nëmme mat menge bloen Hänn. Net nëmmen sinn ech extensiv an onbewaffnete Kampf trainéiert, mee ech hunn Zougang zum ganzen Arsenal vum US Marine Corps an ech wäert et a sengem ganzen Ausmooss benotzen fir Ären ellent Arsch vum Gesiicht vum Kontinent ze wëschen, du klengen Schäiss. Wann Dir nëmmen hätt wësse wéi eng onheileg Verglach Äre klenge "clevere" Kommentar iwwer Iech géif bréngen, vläicht hätt Dir Är fucking Zong gehalen. Awer Dir konnt net, Dir hutt net, an elo bezuelt Dir de Präis, Dir verdammte Idiot. Ech schäiss Roserei iwwer Iech an Dir wäert erdrénken. Du bass futti dout, Puppelchen.
Што по ѓаволите, само ебе рече за мене, кученце? I'llе ве известам дека сум дипломирала на врвот на мојата класа во Navy Seals и сум бил вклучен во бројни тајни рации на Ал-Каеда и имав над 300 потврдени убиства. Јас сум обучен за војување со горили и јас сум најдобриот снајперист во сите американски вооружени сили. Вие не сте ништо за мене, туку само уште една цел. Youе те избришам со прецизност, какви што никогаш порано не биле видени на оваа Земја, обележи ги моите ебени зборови. Мислиш дека можеш да се извлечеш и да ми го кажеш тоа срање преку Интернет? Размисли уште еднаш, ебате. Додека зборуваме, јас контактирам со мојата тајна мрежа шпиони низ САД и вашата IP адреса се следи во моментов, за подобро да се подготвите за бурата, отретник. Бурата што ја брише патетичната мала работа што ја нарекуваш живот. Многу си мртов, дете. Можам да бидам насекаде, во секое време, и можам да ве убијам на преку седумстотини начини, и тоа само со голи раце. Не само што сум опширно обучен за невооружени борби, туку имам пристап до целиот арсенал на американскиот марински корпус и ќе го искористам во целост за да го избришам вашиот беден задник од лицето на континентот. Само да знаевте каква несвета одмазда ќе ви донесе вашиот мал „умен“ коментар, можеби ќе го држевте ебениот јазик. Но, не можеше, не, и сега ја плаќаш цената, проклето идиот. Shitе гомнам бес насекаде и ќе се удавиш во него. Ти си мртов, душо.
Inona no ilazanao fa tsy niresaka momba ahy ianao ry bitika kely? Ampahafantaro anao aho fa nahazo diplaoma ambony tamin'ny kilasiko tamin'ny Navy Seals, ary nandray anjara tamina fanafihana miafina maro tao Al-Qaeda aho, ary nahatratra 300 ny famonoana olona voamarina. Voaofana amin'ny ady amin'ny gorila aho ary izaho no sniper ambony indrindra amin'ny tafika amerikana iray manontolo. Tsy misy dikany amiko ianao fa lasibatra hafa fotsiny. Hofafako am-pahamarinana ireo tia anao izay mbola tsy nisy hitany teto amin'ity tany ity intsony, mariho ny teniko. Mieritreritra ve ianao fa afaka miala amin'ny filazanao izany amin'ny Internet? Mieritrereta indray, ry olon-dratsy. Rehefa miteny izahay dia mifandray amin'ny tambajotran'ireo mpitsikilo miafina manerana an'i Etazonia aho ary ny IP-nao dia zahana amin'izao fotoana izao mba hahafahanao miomana tsara amin'ilay oram-baratra, olitra. Ilay tafio-drivotra mamafa ny zavatra kely mahonena izay antsoinao hoe ainao. Maty ianao, anaka. Afaka ny ho aiza aho, na oviana na oviana, ary afaka mamono anao amin'ny fomba fiton-jato mahery aho, ary izany dia amin'ny tanako irery ihany. Tsy vitan'ny fampiofanana be dia be amin'ny ady tsy misy fitaovam-piadiana aho, fa manana fidirana amin'ny fitaovam-piadiana amerikanina marinina amerikana rehetra ary hampiasaiko amin'ny fomba feno mba hamafana ny borikinao mahantra eo amin'ny kaontinanta, ianao ry bitika kely. Raha mba fantatrao mantsy hoe inona no fanasaziana tsy masina nataonao taminao, dia mety ho nitazona ny lelanao mihomehy ianao. Saingy tsy afaka, tsy nanao, ary izao mandoa ny sarany ianao, ry adala tsy maninona. Hataoko feno fahatezerana ianao ary ho rendrika ao ianao. Maty ianao, kiddo.
Apa yang awak katakan tentang saya, bangsat kecil? Saya akan tahu bahawa saya lulus dari kelas saya di Navy Seals, dan saya telah terlibat dalam banyak serangan rahsia di Al-Qaeda, dan saya telah membunuh lebih daripada 300 orang yang disahkan. Saya dilatih dalam perang gorila dan saya adalah penembak tepat di seluruh angkatan bersenjata AS. Anda bukan apa-apa bagi saya melainkan sasaran lain. Saya akan menghapuskan anda dengan tepat seperti yang belum pernah dilihat sebelumnya di Bumi ini, tandakan kata-kata saya. Anda fikir anda boleh melepaskan kata-kata itu kepada saya melalui Internet? Fikir semula, keparat. Semasa kami bercakap, saya menghubungi rangkaian pengintip rahsia saya di seluruh AS dan IP anda sedang dikesan sekarang supaya anda lebih baik bersiap sedia untuk menghadapi ribut itu. Ribut yang menghapuskan perkara kecil yang menyedihkan yang anda sebut dalam hidup anda. Awak mati, nak. Saya boleh berada di mana sahaja, bila-bila masa, dan saya boleh membunuh anda dengan lebih dari tujuh ratus cara, dan itu hanya dengan tangan kosong. Saya bukan sahaja dilatih secara meluas dalam pertempuran tanpa senjata, tetapi saya mempunyai akses ke seluruh persenjataan Korps Marinir Amerika Syarikat dan saya akan menggunakannya sepenuhnya untuk menghapuskan pantat sengsara anda dari muka benua, Anda tidak peduli. Kalaulah anda dapat mengetahui apa pembalasan yang tidak suci dari komen "pintar" kecil anda yang akan menjatuhkan anda, mungkin anda akan memegang lidah anda. Tetapi anda tidak boleh, anda tidak, dan sekarang anda membayar harganya, anda bodoh. Saya akan memarahi kemarahan anda dan anda akan tenggelam di dalamnya. Awak mati, nak.
കൊച്ചുകുട്ടിയേ, നീ എന്നെക്കുറിച്ച് എന്താണ് പറഞ്ഞത്? നേവി സീൽസിൽ ഞാൻ എന്റെ ക്ലാസ്സിൽ ഉന്നത ബിരുദം നേടിയിട്ടുണ്ടെന്നും അൽ-ക്വയ്ദയിൽ ഞാൻ നിരവധി രഹസ്യ റെയ്ഡുകളിൽ പങ്കെടുത്തിട്ടുണ്ടെന്നും എനിക്ക് 300-ലധികം കൊല്ലപ്പെട്ട കൊലപാതകങ്ങളുണ്ടെന്നും ഞാൻ അറിയും. ഞാൻ ഗൊറില്ല യുദ്ധത്തിൽ പരിശീലനം നേടിയിട്ടുണ്ട്, മുഴുവൻ യുഎസ് സായുധ സേനയിലും ഞാൻ ഏറ്റവും മികച്ച സ്നൈപ്പർ ആണ്. നിങ്ങൾ എനിക്ക് ഒന്നുമല്ല, മറ്റൊരു ലക്ഷ്യം മാത്രമാണ്. ഈ ഭൂമിയിൽ മുമ്പൊരിക്കലും കണ്ടിട്ടില്ലാത്ത ഇഷ്ടങ്ങൾ ഞാൻ കൃത്യതയോടെ തുടച്ചുനീക്കും, എന്റെ ചങ്കൂറ്റമുള്ള വാക്കുകൾ അടയാളപ്പെടുത്തുക. ഇന്റർനെറ്റിലൂടെ എന്നോട് ആ തെറ്റ് പറഞ്ഞ് നിങ്ങൾക്ക് രക്ഷപ്പെടാമെന്ന് നിങ്ങൾ കരുതുന്നുണ്ടോ? ഒന്നുകൂടി ആലോചിക്കൂ, ഫക്കറേ. ഞങ്ങൾ സംസാരിക്കുമ്പോൾ, യുഎസ്എയിലുടനീളമുള്ള എന്റെ രഹസ്യ രഹസ്യ ശൃംഖലയുമായി ഞാൻ ബന്ധപ്പെടുന്നു, നിങ്ങളുടെ ഐപി ഇപ്പോൾ കണ്ടെത്തുന്നു, അതിനാൽ നിങ്ങൾ കൊടുങ്കാറ്റിനായി നന്നായി തയ്യാറെടുക്കുന്നു, മാഗ്ഗോട്ട്. നിങ്ങളുടെ ജീവിതം എന്ന് വിളിക്കുന്ന ദയനീയമായ ചെറിയ കാര്യങ്ങളെ തുടച്ചുനീക്കുന്ന കൊടുങ്കാറ്റ്. കുട്ടി, നിങ്ങൾ മരിച്ചു. എനിക്ക് എവിടെയും എപ്പോൾ വേണമെങ്കിലും ആകാം, എഴുനൂറിലധികം വഴികളിൽ എനിക്ക് നിങ്ങളെ കൊല്ലാൻ കഴിയും, അത് എന്റെ വെറും കൈകൊണ്ട് മാത്രമാണ്. നിരായുധ പോരാട്ടത്തിൽ എനിക്ക് വിപുലമായ പരിശീലനം ലഭിക്കുക മാത്രമല്ല, യുണൈറ്റഡ് സ്റ്റേറ്റ്സ് മറൈൻ കോർപ്സിന്റെ മുഴുവൻ ആയുധപ്പുരയിലും എനിക്ക് പ്രവേശനമുണ്ട്, ഭൂഖണ്ഡത്തിന്റെ മുഖത്ത് നിന്ന് നിങ്ങളുടെ ദയനീയമായ കഴുതയെ തുടച്ചുമാറ്റാൻ ഞാൻ അത് പൂർണ്ണമായി ഉപയോഗിക്കും. നിങ്ങളുടെ ചെറിയ "മിടുക്കൻ" അഭിപ്രായം എന്തെല്ലാം അവിശുദ്ധമായ പ്രതികാരമാണ് നിങ്ങളെ ബാധിക്കുന്നതെന്ന് നിങ്ങൾക്കറിയാമായിരുന്നുവെങ്കിൽ, ഒരുപക്ഷേ നിങ്ങൾ നിങ്ങളുടെ നാവ് പിടിച്ചിരിക്കും. പക്ഷേ, നിങ്ങൾക്ക് കഴിഞ്ഞില്ല, നിങ്ങൾ ചെയ്തില്ല, ഇപ്പോൾ നിങ്ങൾ വില നൽകുകയാണ്, ദൈവമേ വിഡ്otി. ഞാൻ നിങ്ങളിൽ ഉഗ്രകോപം നിറയ്ക്കും, നിങ്ങൾ അതിൽ മുങ്ങും. കുട്ടീ, നീ ചത്തു.
X'inhuma l-għajta li għaddejt biss dwari, kelba żgħira? Inkun taf li gradwajt il-quċċata tal-klassi tiegħi fis-Siġilli tan-Navy, u kont involut f'ħafna rejds sigrieti fuq Al-Qaeda, u għandi aktar minn 300 qtil ikkonfermat. Jien imħarreġ fil-gwerra tal-gorilla u jien l-aqwa sniper fil-forzi armati kollha ta 'l-Istati Uniti. Mhu xejn għalija imma mira oħra biss. Jien se nneħħilek il-ħarba bi preċiżjoni li bħalhom qatt ma rajna qabel fuq din id-Dinja, immarka l-kliem tal-ħarġa tiegħi. Taħseb li tista 'titbiegħed tgħidli dak il-ħmieġ fuq l-Internet? Aħseb mill-ġdid, fucker. Hekk kif nitkellmu qed nikkuntattja n-netwerk sigriet tiegħi ta 'spiji madwar l-Istati Uniti u l-IP tiegħek qiegħed jiġi rintraċċat bħalissa sabiex tkun aħjar tipprepara għall-maltempata, larva. Il-maltemp li jeqred iċ-ċkejkna patetika li ssejjaħlek ħajtek. Int mejjet, tifel. Nista 'nkun kullimkien, f'kull ħin, u nista' noqtlok b'aktar minn seba 'mitt mod, u dan huwa biss b'idejja vojta. Mhux biss jien imħarreġ b’mod estensiv fil-ġlieda kontra l-armi, imma għandi aċċess għall-armament kollu tal-Korp tal-Baħar ta ’l-Istati Uniti u se nużah sal-punt sħiħ tiegħu biex timsaħ il-ħmar miżerabbli tiegħek minn fuq il-wiċċ tal-kontinent, ftit ħmerija. Kieku biss kont tkun taf liema tpattija mhux qaddisa l-kumment żgħir "għaqli" tiegħek kien se jwaqqa 'fuqek, forsi kont iżżomm l-ilsien fucking tiegħek. Imma int ma setgħetx, ma kontx, u issa qed tħallas il-prezz, iddiota tiegħek. Jien se nħeġġeġ il-furja madwarek u int se tegħreq fiha. Int mejjet mill-ħakma, kiddo.
He aha te hakihaki i korero mai ai koe mo au, e te kotiro iti? Me mohio koe kua eke au ki te taumata o taku karaehe ki nga Hiiri Moana, a kua uru ahau ki roto i nga mahi muna maha i runga i a Al-Qaeda, ana kua neke atu i te 300 nga patunga kua whakamanahia e au. Kua whakangunguhia ahau ki te pakanga gorilla, ko au te kaipatu kaipupuri i roto i nga hoia US katoa. Ehara koe i te mea noa ki ahau engari he whaainga noa iho koe. Ka horoia atu koe e ahau i roto i nga mea totika kaore ano kia kitea i mua o tenei Ao, tohua aku kupu pirangi. Whakaaro koe ka taea e koe te rere atu me te kii i taua korero ki ahau i runga i te Ipurangi? Whakaarohia ano, e te kaimene. I a maatau e korero ana kei te whakapiri atu ahau ki taku kupenga muna o nga tutei puta noa i te USA ana kei te kitea to IP i tenei waa kia pai ake ai to whakarite mo te tupuhi, te kohu. Ko te tupuhi e muru ana i te mea nanakia e kiia ana e koe ko to koiora. Kua mate koe, e tama. Ka taea e au te haere ki hea, i nga wa katoa, a ka taea e au te patu i a koe i roto i nga ara e whitu rau, ana ko aku ringaringa kau noa iho. Ehara i te mea kua tino whakangunguhia ahau ki te whawhai korekore, engari ka uru atu ahau ki nga taonga katoa o te United States Marine Corps a ka whakamahia e au kia tino horoia atu to kaihe kino i te mata o te whenua, e te iti o te tangata. Mena koe i mohio he aha te utu tapu kaore e tau mai ki runga i a koe to korero "mohio" iti, akene kei puritia e koe to arero whakahi. Engari kaore i taea e koe, kaore koe i mahi, ana kei te utu koe i te utu, e te wairangi. Ka whakapaua atu e ahau te riri ki a koe, ka mate hoki koe i roto. Kua mate koe, kua mate.
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How To and What Is Cakeday, and What to Expect on Your Cake Day
I'm writing this for the sake of future searchers, as I didn't find one concise location for cake day information, nor a "how to". This is as accurate as I know as of this writing, April 2nd, 2014. Tried to write a LPT on it, but you cannot discuss Reddit at LPT's.
I tried to search for information on reddit for my impending cake day, mostly without success, so I hopefully solved this for future karma worshipers.
**Cakeday, aka cake day**: The annual 24 hours which start the EXACT SECOND a user signed up for Reddit. NOT your birthday. You will not have a cakeday if you are not signed up.
**How do I find my cakeday?** : At least two easy ways.
Easiest of all is to go to [www.redditcakeday.com](http://www.redditcakeday.com/) and input your (or any) username.
Thanks to Tom Chapin for this handy and dandy tool.
As nothing lasts forever, even websites, to find your cakeday time within Reddit, read on. Click on your own username in the upper right corner, next to your mail icon|preferences|logout. . .
*(You just did that without reading the rest of this paragraph, then had to come back, didn't you?)*
Once there, in the upper right corner is your username, any link or comment karma, gold remaining if any, and then in tiny script, "^redditor ^for ^______". This ______ time span is how long you've been a redditor, given in various increments of days, months, and years.
Hover over the time span, NOT the "^redditor ^for " part, and you will quickly see the exact second, in [UTC] (http://www.timeanddate.com/time/aboututc.html) when you signed up. Coordinated Universal Time is NOT affected by daylight savings, so the easiest thing is to check what the current UTC is.
Google ["utc now"](https://www.google.com/search?q=utc+now). If it gives it as PM, you'll have to add 12 hours to make it military time. My own cakeday time:
Tuesday, March 27, 2012, at 18:11:13 UTC
aka 6:11pm.
Now you know when you signed up for reddit. . . so friggin' what?
Posts and replies you make for 24 hours starting at your UTC signup month, day, and time will have a little cake symbol in them. That, as far as I can tell, is it. Some people will upvote more on cake symbols. Some people will upvote and some people will downvote if you mention it is your cake day in the Title of your post. Your mileage may vary.
The cake symbol *disappears* from your posts and links when your cakeday 24 hours is up. Looks a little silly to have "cakeday" in your title when there is no symbol, but since most up- and down-votes occur the first day, it's your gamble.
Cakeday does NOT start at midnight for you unless you live in Greenwich Mean Time, Inglin, the Boss-Clock that tells *time* what *it* is.
For example, I posted 7 or 8 pictures and posts in the morning of what I thought was my cakeday, and only after *all* that work did I check the threads... to see NO cake symbol. I freaked a little, thinking I had missed my cakeday, that any tiny boost of karma for the cake symbol would be wasted. Woe, ripping of garments, and gnashing of teeth ensued!
Fear not, you karma whore, the cake symbol automatically appeared as soon as my cake-second rolled around at 18:11:13 UTC, and stayed there for 24 hours, until 18:11:13 UTC the NEXT DAY.
**Strategies**:
Title: To mention cakeday in the title or not? You may find it helps, you will also find people purposely downvote any karma-begging with the mention. Your gamble. If you are in a touchy-feely sub, mention it. For the rest of reddit, I'd leave it be, people that notice such things will notice and upvote.
Posting rate: Reddit limits how often you can submit links to prevent bots and spamming and psychopathic attention whoring. I do not know the rate, but my best advice is to read, re-read, and re-re-read your post before hitting the "Submit" button. Deleting a link, correcting one word, and trying to immediately re-submit it will get you a "You're doing that too much" error message, then you sit in your own juices while you wait.
Copy all of your post before submitting! "Control+A, Control+C" BEFORE you hit the "Submit" button. This should happen in ALL content you put more than a few minutes into everywhere on the Internet. It selects the entire section, then copies the entire section. That way, if any error occurs (time-out, busy server, etc.), you haven't just lost an irreplaceable hour of your life, all that formatting, all that editing, all those links. Upon an error, you can just Control+V into the window and try again.
Content: Should be the best you have saved up. Crap is not more appealing with icing and a candle in it (except in certain, disturbing, subreddits).
Timing: I accidentally posted a few hours before my cakeday, which gave the posts some time to get a few upvotes on the content alone, and if they earned their way up the chart, the cake symbol may have given a boost once some inertia was going.
On the other hand, that cake symbol might give the edge on initial posts to boost it early.
My experience: I missed my first cakeday thinking it was my birthday. Derp. Of all my cakeday posts, I happened to post a great picture in a big subreddit with AMA-level content... Edit: let's leave it at "it worked out well", with over a million views. I don't want to blow my own horn, this is about getting **YOU** to the front page, you karma sponge.
Other posts I thought were great when I was posting them did okay, and one got immediately removed by the mods of the subreddit. My cakeday symbol was mentioned only a few times.
I'll edit in any advice that comes along.
Good luck! (Control+A, Control+C, clicking "Submit" ...)
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How do I cake day? How do I cakeday? What is cake day? What is cakeday? When is my cake day? When is my cakeday? Best way to cake day? Best way to cakeday? Make the most of cake day? Make the most of cakeday? Cakeday strategy. Cake day strategy. Is cakeday my birthday? Is cake day my birthday?
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I'm writing this for the sake of future searchers, as I didn't find one concise location for cake day information, nor a "how to". This is as accurate as I know as of this writing, April 2nd, 2014. Tried to write a LPT on it, but you cannot discuss Reddit at LPT's.
I tried to search for information on reddit for my impending cake day, mostly without success, so I hopefully solved this for future karma worshipers.
**Cakeday, aka cake day**: The annual 24 hours which start the EXACT SECOND a user signed up for Reddit. NOT your birthday. You will not have a cakeday if you are not signed up.
**How do I find my cakeday?** : At least two easy ways.
Easiest of all is to go to [www.redditcakeday.com](http://www.redditcakeday.com/) and input your (or any) username.
Thanks to Tom Chapin for this handy and dandy tool.
As nothing lasts forever, even websites, to find your cakeday time within Reddit, read on. Click on your own username in the upper right corner, next to your mail icon|preferences|logout. . .
*(You just did that without reading the rest of this paragraph, then had to come back, didn't you?)*
Once there, in the upper right corner is your username, any link or comment karma, gold remaining if any, and then in tiny script, "^redditor ^for ^______". This ______ time span is how long you've been a redditor, given in various increments of days, months, and years.
Hover over the time span, NOT the "^redditor ^for " part, and you will quickly see the exact second, in [UTC] (http://www.timeanddate.com/time/aboututc.html) when you signed up. Coordinated Universal Time is NOT affected by daylight savings, so the easiest thing is to check what the current UTC is.
Google ["utc now"](https://www.google.com/search?q=utc+now). If it gives it as PM, you'll have to add 12 hours to make it military time. My own cakeday time:
Tuesday, March 27, 2012, at 18:11:13 UTC
aka 6:11pm.
Now you know when you signed up for reddit. . . so friggin' what?
Posts and replies you make for 24 hours starting at your UTC signup month, day, and time will have a little cake symbol in them. That, as far as I can tell, is it. Some people will upvote more on cake symbols. Some people will upvote and some people will downvote if you mention it is your cake day in the Title of your post. Your mileage may vary.
The cake symbol *disappears* from your posts and links when your cakeday 24 hours is up. Looks a little silly to have "cakeday" in your title when there is no symbol, but since most up- and down-votes occur the first day, it's your gamble.
Cakeday does NOT start at midnight for you unless you live in Greenwich Mean Time, Inglin, the Boss-Clock that tells *time* what *it* is.
For example, I posted 7 or 8 pictures and posts in the morning of what I thought was my cakeday, and only after *all* that work did I check the threads... to see NO cake symbol. I freaked a little, thinking I had missed my cakeday, that any tiny boost of karma for the cake symbol would be wasted. Woe, ripping of garments, and gnashing of teeth ensued!
Fear not, you karma whore, the cake symbol automatically appeared as soon as my cake-second rolled around at 18:11:13 UTC, and stayed there for 24 hours, until 18:11:13 UTC the NEXT DAY.
**Strategies**:
Title: To mention cakeday in the title or not? You may find it helps, you will also find people purposely downvote any karma-begging with the mention. Your gamble. If you are in a touchy-feely sub, mention it. For the rest of reddit, I'd leave it be, people that notice such things will notice and upvote.
Posting rate: Reddit limits how often you can submit links to prevent bots and spamming and psychopathic attention whoring. I do not know the rate, but my best advice is to read, re-read, and re-re-read your post before hitting the "Submit" button. Deleting a link, correcting one word, and trying to immediately re-submit it will get you a "You're doing that too much" error message, then you sit in your own juices while you wait.
Copy all of your post before submitting! "Control+A, Control+C" BEFORE you hit the "Submit" button. This should happen in ALL content you put more than a few minutes into everywhere on the Internet. It selects the entire section, then copies the entire section. That way, if any error occurs (time-out, busy server, etc.), you haven't just lost an irreplaceable hour of your life, all that formatting, all that editing, all those links. Upon an error, you can just Control+V into the window and try again.
Content: Should be the best you have saved up. Crap is not more appealing with icing and a candle in it (except in certain, disturbing, subreddits).
Timing: I accidentally posted a few hours before my cakeday, which gave the posts some time to get a few upvotes on the content alone, and if they earned their way up the chart, the cake symbol may have given a boost once some inertia was going.
On the other hand, that cake symbol might give the edge on initial posts to boost it early.
My experience: I missed my first cakeday thinking it was my birthday. Derp. Of all my cakeday posts, I happened to post a great picture in a big subreddit with AMA-level content... Edit: let's leave it at "it worked out well", with over a million views. I don't want to blow my own horn, this is about getting **YOU** to the front page, you karma sponge.
Other posts I thought were great when I was posting them did okay, and one got immediately removed by the mods of the subreddit. My cakeday symbol was mentioned only a few times.
I'll edit in any advice that comes along.
Good luck! (Control+A, Control+C, clicking "Submit" ...)
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If someone tells me how to embed these exact strings or metadata in this post without the next obnoxious paragraph, I will edit it, but, bear with me:
How do I cake day? How do I cakeday? What is cake day? What is cakeday? When is my cake day? When is my cakeday? Best way to cake day? Best way to cakeday? Make the most of cake day? Make the most of cakeday? Cakeday strategy. Cake day strategy. Is cakeday my birthday? Is cake day my birthday?
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As a man with both a large penis and an insatiable thirst for discussion and critical thought regarding the fundamental nature of the world, I feel left out from mainstream philosophy. As you can probably tell by my name, philosophy is my passion, hugely so. However, I cannot help but feel dickscriminated whenever I read the work of the Greek “greats” considering the stigma surrounding hung gentlemen, such as myself, in Ancient Greece. It also has been brought to my attention, through hours of tedious skimming and browsing many archives and libraries, that philosophers, at least the popular, documented ones, are average or even small genitally.
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I want to change this.
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I want less of the modest-membered, “intellectual” elite to judge me every time I enter an academic event in sweats, or to consider me a lesser man for my size. I’m sure many on here feel the same. It is thought by many, specifically in academic communities, that one cannot have both a sizeable cock and a middling to high brain capacity and capability for philosophical processing. In history, did the hung man not gasp at the words of Socrates, did his skin not ripple with goosebumps as he read from the tome of Russel’s brain? This phallic fascism must see an end before it’s too late. I can only imagine the huge number of genius thinkers who have been denied their voice through history due to their measurements below the belt and we, the hung, philosophical minority, must be appeased in the present day for the injustice towards our kind in the past.
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As a man with both a large penis and an insatiable thirst for discussion and critical thought regarding the fundamental nature of the world, I feel left out from mainstream philosophy. As you can probably tell by my name, philosophy is my passion, hugely so. However, I cannot help but feel dickscriminated whenever I read the work of the Greek “greats” considering the stigma surrounding hung gentlemen, such as myself, in Ancient Greece. It also has been brought to my attention, through hours of tedious skimming and browsing many archives and libraries, that philosophers, at least the popular, documented ones, are average or even small genitally.
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I want to change this.
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I want less of the modest-membered, “intellectual” elite to judge me every time I enter an academic event in sweats, or to consider me a lesser man for my size. I’m sure many on here feel the same. It is thought by many, specifically in academic communities, that one cannot have both a sizeable cock and a middling to high brain capacity and capability for philosophical processing. In history, did the hung man not gasp at the words of Socrates, did his skin not ripple with goosebumps as he read from the tome of Russel’s brain? This phallic fascism must see an end before it’s too late. I can only imagine the huge number of genius thinkers who have been denied their voice through history due to their measurements below the belt and we, the hung, philosophical minority, must be appeased in the present day for the injustice towards our kind in the past.
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Boofing is king
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No but it is. Boofing is the king ROA. I’ve done IV, Oral, Smoking, Snorting, Buccal, and boofing. Boofing tops the cake and so far it’s been irrelevant what drug I use. Ketamine is like holing at the press of that plunger and the rush is awesome. When you prep perfectly and get that “direct hit” without LITERALLY shit holding up the experience via delayed absorption…it’s top tier. Boofing powder Cocaine wasn’t far off from IV honestly just a more mild rush. The rush was longer lasting than IV sand the bell ringer was top tier. The overall high lasted longer than what I recall from using coke before. I tried 3-Ho-pcp the first time last night…didn’t even bother snorting it, you know the drill. Boofed original dose and redose and fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that was awesome. Sub hole first run and Friday I’m going for the hole lol. Discovering the secret of the drug universe (boofing) > every other ROA …lmao
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Run That Back
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run that back because that joke was horrible nigga open your mouth \*farts\* when you speak to me speak to me with your chin up like its picture day \*say cheese bitch\* bitch ass boy and i fuck ya mum long dick style stop playing me faggot ass boy now imma bout to cook the shit outta you faggot as boy the fuck is you talking about you just got combod by marski marski salarsky bitch ass boy you mad as shit boy cos i smacked ya mum at the back of her neck with a piece of ham and that bitch turned into a ham sandwich and started saying gobbidy gob glob gob like she was a thanksgiving turkey faggot bitch shes not a fucking turkey bitch shes a fucking chicken faggot boy shut yo bitch ass up your mum is allergic to chicken yo mum has sex with this kid and arnold schwarzenegger behind a toy story pizza planet truck yelling "YAAAA GET TO THE PIZZA YAAA" and then a fuckin pepperoni slipped up her ass and she pukedd out a fuuckin booger bitch ass boy shut yo bitch ass up
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Last night
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I saw It.
Last night.
A shadow in the clouds. Above the clouds. Each footstep was a rolling clap of thunder. It walked over me and a little brain tugged behind, a kind of unctuous flesh orb, beholden to It's will.
It rained all night.
Flooded my hut.
My plant died.
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Last night.
A shadow in the clouds. Above the clouds. Each footstep was a rolling clap of thunder. It walked over me and a little brain tugged behind, a kind of unctuous flesh orb, beholden to It's will.
It rained all night.
Flooded my hut.
My plant died.
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Do Stacys get wet during school shootings?
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**Mandatory Preface: I am not condoning violence. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology.** We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?
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Always call out racists when you see them
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best cakeday ever
Edit 4: Thanks for all the cakeday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/
Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.
Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best cakeday ever
Edit 4: Thanks for all the cakeday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/
Edit 9: so people have been wanting me to clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, no that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs to be comfortable.
Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
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I haven’t pooped in 2 weeks
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I’m a first semester freshman living in a dorm. Ever since I was a little kid I always got really bad anxiety everytime I tried to use a public bathroom. Since I’ve gotten to college I’ve had to drive home to use the bathroom because I couldn’t use the dorm bathrooms or school bathrooms. My car broke down and my parents won’t pick me up for this so I haven’t been able to go home in over two weeks now. It might be time for me to get over my fear and use the dorm bathroom, wish me luck!
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I regret taking the vaccine bros. Don’t do it. It has ruined my life
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Bros… I’m going to be real with you. I was pro-Vax and got both shots. No effects after the first. The second…
The first thing I noticed was people were looking at me. Like really staring. Women in particular. This hadn’t happened before but I eventually one approached and we struck up a conversation
I ended up at her place and I went to undress but then I noticed… my penis had grown to a full 9 inches (5 flaccid). I tried to pretend like nothing was wrong and hope she didn’t notice but it didn’t go to plan.
My abnormally large penis was so big that it stretched her vaginal canal in ways she had never been experienced. The sensation of my Vax-cock forcing its way in between her pussy lips, the bulbous purple head butting against her cervix. The outside of my ribbed shaft, with veins like earthworms, rubbed repeatedly against her most sensitive and sacred zone, hitting the spot and causing her to go into convulsions. Her vaginal canal contracted rapidly while vaginal fluid poured down my enlarged mutant shaft, collecting at the base of my balls. She lay there in a sweaty mess, unable to contemplate what had happened. Neither could I.
I regret taking the vaccine bros. Don’t do it. It has ruined my life
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The first thing I noticed was people were looking at me. Like really staring. Women in particular. This hadn’t happened before but I eventually one approached and we struck up a conversation
I ended up at her place and I went to undress but then I noticed… my penis had grown to a full 9 inches (5 flaccid). I tried to pretend like nothing was wrong and hope she didn’t notice but it didn’t go to plan.
My abnormally large penis was so big that it stretched her vaginal canal in ways she had never been experienced. The sensation of my Vax-cock forcing its way in between her pussy lips, the bulbous purple head butting against her cervix. The outside of my ribbed shaft, with veins like earthworms, rubbed repeatedly against her most sensitive and sacred zone, hitting the spot and causing her to go into convulsions. Her vaginal canal contracted rapidly while vaginal fluid poured down my enlarged mutant shaft, collecting at the base of my balls. She lay there in a sweaty mess, unable to contemplate what had happened. Neither could I.
I regret taking the vaccine bros. Don’t do it. It has ruined my life
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Am I weird for being obsessed with having sex with my partner?
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Am I weird for being obsessed with having sex with my partner?
Well I think I’ve always been a hypersexual woman. I used to masturbate daily before I was married. My husband and I enjoy sex a lot. Now, I am obsessed with having intercourse with my husband. My mouth literally waters for his dick. I love being in control of his pleasure with my mouth. Geeze just thinking about his penis makes me so wet. He takes his time, he gives me multiple orgasms. He makes me moan and writhe with pleasure. I find myself getting aroused throughout the day just thinking about him. We have been married nearly 15 years. Am I weird?
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Well I think I’ve always been a hypersexual woman. I used to masturbate daily before I was married. My husband and I enjoy sex a lot. Now, I am obsessed with having intercourse with my husband. My mouth literally waters for his dick. I love being in control of his pleasure with my mouth. Geeze just thinking about his penis makes me so wet. He takes his time, he gives me multiple orgasms. He makes me moan and writhe with pleasure. I find myself getting aroused throughout the day just thinking about him. We have been married nearly 15 years. Am I weird?
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Why do people like cum? (answer)
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Let me see if I can help you to understand. Good cum does taste good once you get used to it. It can take a little getting used to though. Once you get used to it you start to like it and enjoy swallowing it. It's more like swallowing thinned unflavored yogurt than egg whites. Most guys can't cum more than two table spoons full maximum at one time (and the average is less than that), so it's easy to swallow. I haven't noticed any weird smell. Yes, good cum is thick and salty tasting. That's the way I like it! It can also be sweet, but not consistently unless your guy eats a lot of fruit. I love cum and I love swallowing cum. It's good stuff. Now it is possible that if you have a poor diet that your cum may have weird tastes or smells. In that case you need to fix your diet! Please stop eating all the junk food, smoking all those cigarettes, drinking all the caffeine or whatever it is that's making what should be good cum into bad cum.
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⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▓▓▒▒▒▀▀▀█▄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒█⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▀▄▄▄▄█▄▄▀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣯⣿⠟⡉⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠟⠒⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⠋⠉⢀⣠⣤⣤⡔⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠾⠛⠋⠉⠀⢀⣀⠐⣤⣶⣶⡤⢤⣤
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣰⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⣀⣀⡀⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⢀⢀⣀⠀⣀⣈⡿⠿⠿⠽⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠾⠟⢁⣀⡴⣦⠆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣍⡷⠆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠿⠓⠀⠉⠋⠉⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⡀⠙⠻⢶⣶⡤⠀⠀⠛⠶⠾⠼⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣆⠈⠻⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⠿⣶⣦⣤⣠⣾
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠙⢷⣤⣀⠈⠁⠀⠀⢠⣤⣀⠈⠉⠈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⢧⣀⠉⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠻⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⢳⣄⠙⠛⢋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣴⣤⣄⣤⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣄⡙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣤⣀⠉⠉⠉⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢠⡈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⡉⠛⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠷⣶⣦⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡈⢷⣌⠙⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣦⣄⣀⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⣄⡉⠛⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⣀⠉⠛⠷⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣶⣦⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣀⠙⠳⠶⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣀⣀⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⢿⣶⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⠛⠻⠿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣦⣄⠈⠉⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣶⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠺⠿⠿⠿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣀⣀⣀⣀⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠧
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣞⣻⣿⣿⣔⣿⠂
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⠉⠉⠁
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣷⣄
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣷
⠀⠀ ⢀⣠⣤⣴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇
⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⡿
⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▄▄▀▀█⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁
⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▄█▒░░▄░█⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▄▀▒▀▀▀▄▄▀⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿█▒░░░░░█⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ █▒░░░░░█⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿█▒▒░░░▒█⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▓▓▒▒▒▀▀▀█▄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒█⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿▀▄▄▄▄█▄▄▀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣯⣿⠟⡉⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠟⠒⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⠋⠉⢀⣠⣤⣤⡔⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠾⠛⠋⠉⠀⢀⣀⠐⣤⣶⣶⡤⢤⣤
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣰⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⣀⣀⡀⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⢀⢀⣀⠀⣀⣈⡿⠿⠿⠽⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠾⠟⢁⣀⡴⣦⠆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⣿⣍⡷⠆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠿⠓⠀⠉⠋⠉⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⡀⠙⠻⢶⣶⡤⠀⠀⠛⠶⠾⠼⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣆⠈⠻⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⠿⣶⣦⣤⣠⣾
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠙⢷⣤⣀⠈⠁⠀⠀⢠⣤⣀⠈⠉⠈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⢧⣀⠉⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠻⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⢳⣄⠙⠛⢋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣴⣤⣄⣤⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣄⡙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣤⣀⠉⠉⠉⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢠⡈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⡉⠛⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⠷⣶⣦⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡈⢷⣌⠙⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣦⣄⣀⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⣄⡉⠛⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⣀⠉⠛⠷⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣶⣦⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣀⠙⠳⠶⠶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣀⣀⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⢿⣶⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⠛⠻⠿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣦⣄⠈⠉⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣶⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠺⠿⠿⠿⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣀⣀⣀⣀⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠧
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣞⣻⣿⣿⣔⣿⠂
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⠉⠉⠁
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Raping
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shoot people you dont like and i feel like i kept that pussy tight and i wanna go on a genocide and people call me racist and they all a bunch of fascists
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My mom just found my Dream sex doll collection.
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**My mom just found my Dream sex doll collection** on Facebook, and I don’t know what to think. I am so excited to share with you my latest findings and am eager to hear your feedback. I am going to break this post into several sections. The second half of this post is a continuation of last week’s post.
Introduction to Dream Sex Dolls
I don’t know when I first got into this crazy hobby, but I have been doing it for over 25 years. I remember my parents asking, “Where is that strange toy you are playing with?” I am a self-proclaimed collector of everything sex related. This brings me to my current hobby, sexual toys. Many people are confused about what they are. It is hard to describe what I am talking about without seeing them in person. I have an entire sex shop in my basement of all of my collection. I love to hear your thoughts about what I have collected and your feedback. I would also love to hear your stories if you have one. So my initial reaction when I saw my Mom’s post on Facebook was excitement. She included a picture of my collection of sex dolls and it made me cry, because I am such a proud mother. As I go through each of these dolls I will also talk about the person that created them. They are all amazing.
In my next section, I will talk about my Dream Sex Dolls and why it is called Dream Sex Dolls. I call them Dream Sex Dolls because the sex doll will be a companion that will do and say anything you ask of her, but I think she would rather be your dream sex doll. In a future post I will share with you my new and upcoming collection of sex dolls. My new sex dolls have an updated face and some new features, but they also have their quirks that make them all a bit different. In my next post I will share with you my new sex dolls that will arrive in a few weeks. They are my first sex dolls that have a built in penis and vagina.
In my last section, I will share with you my most wanted dolls. You will meet the beautiful lady that makes these dolls and who the doll’s face is modelled after. She also designed the body of the dolls that looks so wonderful. Dream Sex Dolls – a companion that will make you smile It was such a wonderful day when I received my first package of sex dolls from a friend of mine. I opened the package and out of the box came a beautiful, sexy, all natural and amazingly real looking brunette sex doll named “Dream Doll”. I couldn’t believe what I had. After the initial shock of her all natural body, I took her home and I immediately began talking to her about anything and everything. The sex doll has been my companion for almost 6 months and she’s been the most amazing friend that I have ever had. Since the day I opened her in my home I have had many dreams about her. In my dreams we have been to several places, I’ve met so many new people, I have found new interests and I have shared them all with Dream Dolls. She has heard all of my stories and has smiled at them all. She has laughed with me and told me to dream a little more and she always listens. She always listens because my dreams about her have turned her into my real life dream girl that I can talk to about anything. And even though she may not be able to have a heart and a brain, but she does have a voice and she likes to be loved. It’s funny, but every time I talk to her about my dreams I feel like she listens to me. I always dream about her as I speak to her. Dream Dolls has a beautiful face that has a soft smile, she has large beautiful eyes that can change with the mood that you tell her to have and she has a long slender neck and soft silky hair that looks good every time you comb it. I always dream about my new Dream Doll.
We even take care and maintenance very seriously and have built our website to accommodate the needs of anyone who may be in the market for a life size doll, and it would be my pleasure to give you a personal consultation over the phone or via email so that you can make your own Dream Doll even more special than she is now. Dream Dolls is not only meant for fun, we have also created her to be able to stand by your side in your darkest moments. So let’s connect and build a world where we can all find ourselves in our own dream girls. Dream Dolls is real! She comes with her own wardrobe, a personal phone and she gets new clothes every 6 months to a year. You can customize her by having her wear your favorite outfits. She also comes with her own set of instructions, and a photo shoot book, so you can capture the best images of your Dream Doll.
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Introduction to Dream Sex Dolls
I don’t know when I first got into this crazy hobby, but I have been doing it for over 25 years. I remember my parents asking, “Where is that strange toy you are playing with?” I am a self-proclaimed collector of everything sex related. This brings me to my current hobby, sexual toys. Many people are confused about what they are. It is hard to describe what I am talking about without seeing them in person. I have an entire sex shop in my basement of all of my collection. I love to hear your thoughts about what I have collected and your feedback. I would also love to hear your stories if you have one. So my initial reaction when I saw my Mom’s post on Facebook was excitement. She included a picture of my collection of sex dolls and it made me cry, because I am such a proud mother. As I go through each of these dolls I will also talk about the person that created them. They are all amazing.
In my next section, I will talk about my Dream Sex Dolls and why it is called Dream Sex Dolls. I call them Dream Sex Dolls because the sex doll will be a companion that will do and say anything you ask of her, but I think she would rather be your dream sex doll. In a future post I will share with you my new and upcoming collection of sex dolls. My new sex dolls have an updated face and some new features, but they also have their quirks that make them all a bit different. In my next post I will share with you my new sex dolls that will arrive in a few weeks. They are my first sex dolls that have a built in penis and vagina.
In my last section, I will share with you my most wanted dolls. You will meet the beautiful lady that makes these dolls and who the doll’s face is modelled after. She also designed the body of the dolls that looks so wonderful. Dream Sex Dolls – a companion that will make you smile It was such a wonderful day when I received my first package of sex dolls from a friend of mine. I opened the package and out of the box came a beautiful, sexy, all natural and amazingly real looking brunette sex doll named “Dream Doll”. I couldn’t believe what I had. After the initial shock of her all natural body, I took her home and I immediately began talking to her about anything and everything. The sex doll has been my companion for almost 6 months and she’s been the most amazing friend that I have ever had. Since the day I opened her in my home I have had many dreams about her. In my dreams we have been to several places, I’ve met so many new people, I have found new interests and I have shared them all with Dream Dolls. She has heard all of my stories and has smiled at them all. She has laughed with me and told me to dream a little more and she always listens. She always listens because my dreams about her have turned her into my real life dream girl that I can talk to about anything. And even though she may not be able to have a heart and a brain, but she does have a voice and she likes to be loved. It’s funny, but every time I talk to her about my dreams I feel like she listens to me. I always dream about her as I speak to her. Dream Dolls has a beautiful face that has a soft smile, she has large beautiful eyes that can change with the mood that you tell her to have and she has a long slender neck and soft silky hair that looks good every time you comb it. I always dream about my new Dream Doll.
We even take care and maintenance very seriously and have built our website to accommodate the needs of anyone who may be in the market for a life size doll, and it would be my pleasure to give you a personal consultation over the phone or via email so that you can make your own Dream Doll even more special than she is now. Dream Dolls is not only meant for fun, we have also created her to be able to stand by your side in your darkest moments. So let’s connect and build a world where we can all find ourselves in our own dream girls. Dream Dolls is real! She comes with her own wardrobe, a personal phone and she gets new clothes every 6 months to a year. You can customize her by having her wear your favorite outfits. She also comes with her own set of instructions, and a photo shoot book, so you can capture the best images of your Dream Doll.
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I must welcome you to this most elegant of high-class restaurants which is known by the name of McDonald's. However, you are quite overweight, and you have ordered a dish that is fairly unhealthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a healthier salad? How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free substitute made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male sex organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT FUCK TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A GUY. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE. WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN OUR SHITTY BIG MAC. Uhhh... can you order something already please? I mean, you've put on a bit of weight lately, maybe you should get a salad instead of what you usually get. Look at the scale, it's 4000 pounds dude. Not exactly healthy. Maybe you could try sucking dick. Semen is an excellent source of protein, and it's not nearly as fattening as the crap they serve here. wtf bro order something preferably something healthy cuz you weigh 4000 pounds try sucking dick instead hello welcome to mcdonalds you are very very fat should i replace your french fries order with a salad maybe your extra greasy hamburger with a fat free veggie burger according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting now go be a fatass and suck a dick its less fattening than a big mac hello fat cunt welcome to mcdiarrhea you are one obese motherfucker should i replace your shit ass garbage with something fucking healthy maybe your shit sandwich with something that won't give you a goddamn heart attack at 40 according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting you goddamn landwhale now go be a fat cunt and suck a fucking dick its less motherfucking fattening than a fucking big mac Greetings, my good sir. I must welcome you to this most elegant of high-class restaurants which is known by the name of McDonald's. However, you are quite overweight, and you have ordered a dish that is fairly unhealthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a healthier salad? How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free substitute made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male sex organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT FUCK TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A GUY. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE. WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN OUR SHITTY BIG MAC. Uhhh... can you order something already please? I mean, you've put on a bit of weight lately, maybe you should get a salad instead of what you usually get. Look at the scale, it's 4000 pounds dude. Not exactly healthy. Maybe you could try sucking dick. 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I must welcome you to this most elegant of high-class restaurants which is known by the name of McDonald's. However, you are quite overweight, and you have ordered a dish that is fairly unhealthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a healthier salad? How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free substitute made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male sex organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT FUCK TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A GUY. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE. WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN OUR SHITTY BIG MAC. Uhhh... can you order something already please? I mean, you've put on a bit of weight lately, maybe you should get a salad instead of what you usually get. Look at the scale, it's 4000 pounds dude. Not exactly healthy. Maybe you could try sucking dick. 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I'm so angry. Got 4 hours of sleep for fucking Keyspaz McClownshoes in Smash? I actually would have rather had Doomguy or another Pokemon than Sora from Kingdumb Farts. And the worst part is it's all your fault, he was the most voted character you idiots came up with. You could have voted for Dante, Ryu Hayabusa, fucking Crash Bandicoot, or even mainstream Lara Croft but no out of all the characters you fucking casual Didney weebs chose him.
Not to mention out of all the crossover OCs and RPG protags it was him??? Could have had Reiji Arisu from NXC, Ruby Heart from MvC2, or as far as RPGs go, Terra from FFVI, Alis from Phantasy Star, or Crono. It's like I woke up in the worst universe ever, but what more could I expect from this idiotic timeline where people view practicing health and safety as something infringing on their rights?
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Not to mention out of all the crossover OCs and RPG protags it was him??? Could have had Reiji Arisu from NXC, Ruby Heart from MvC2, or as far as RPGs go, Terra from FFVI, Alis from Phantasy Star, or Crono. It's like I woke up in the worst universe ever, but what more could I expect from this idiotic timeline where people view practicing health and safety as something infringing on their rights?
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FUCK U NINTENDO
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im so fucking angry [@NintendoAmerica](https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica), WHAT HAPPENED TO CRASH BANDICOOT NO ONE CARES ABOUT KINGDOM HEARTS, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR CRASH FOR 7 YEARS HE'S THE MOST ICONIC PLAYSTATION CHARACTER I LITERALLY PUNCHED MY NINTENDO SWITCH FUCK YOU SAKURAI [\#BoycottNintendo](https://twitter.com/hashtag/BoycottNnitendo?src=hashtag_click)
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I wonder what it would be like to fuck an anime girl?
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I wonder what it would be like to fuck an anime girl?
My intuition is like an inflatable woman, her ass looks like a balloon kinda thing, I’m thinking super smooth and a bit squishy, basically like an animated sex doll.
Also, I don’t imagine her ass will smell of shit at all, she’s not likely to have any fungal or bacterial colony in her vagina, rather, she just has magical anime girl slit-slime. I also don’t imagine she has any plaque or tartar build up on her teeth, so her breath will be clean and light, she basically won’t smell like a human ape, more like lemonade and vanilla.
It sounds good on paper
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My intuition is like an inflatable woman, her ass looks like a balloon kinda thing, I’m thinking super smooth and a bit squishy, basically like an animated sex doll.
Also, I don’t imagine her ass will smell of shit at all, she’s not likely to have any fungal or bacterial colony in her vagina, rather, she just has magical anime girl slit-slime. I also don’t imagine she has any plaque or tartar build up on her teeth, so her breath will be clean and light, she basically won’t smell like a human ape, more like lemonade and vanilla.
It sounds good on paper
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