↸𝙹 y𝙹⚍ ∴ᔑリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ? h⚍⍑? i ∴╎ꖎꖎ ⊣╎⍊ᒷ 𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ╎ᒷ 𝙹⚍ ↸𝙹∴リ ᔑリ↸ ⎓𝙹∷ᓵᒷ 𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᒷリ⋮𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ リ𝙹 ᒲᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣. I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ꖎ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ᔑꖎꖎ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ⨅⚍ᓵᓵ 𝙹⚍∷ ⋮⚍╎ᓵ ᓵ𝙹ᓵꖌ 𝙹⎓⎓ 𝙹⚍ ↸ᒷ⊣ᒷリᒷ∷ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ᓭꖎ⚍ℸ ̣

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September 19, 2021

I have finally received fresh paper and envelopes, and I feel it advised to inform you of the following, All of which, as you may or will, you have my consent to relay all of the contents of this letter to Joshua "Null" Moon, as well as forward the physical document to David Heilberg, my attorney. The Following Everyone should hear and appreciate sincerely, authentic, and spiritually and aura deep. I also swear direct Truth with my left hand over my heart and I write this sentence.

Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from Andy Warhol, my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself, in any Holy Bible. Also, feel free to take ANY unaltered original photograph of my body's face, neck and shoulder/chest area where I was not wearing the glasses. Then, alter the photo to show a naturally growing brown beard, mustache, and sideburns. Now, place that photo next to any image of Jesus on of off the cross, compare, look deep into my eyes and photograph; see for yourself.

I meditate and connect, directly and genuinely with the Cosmos, both of our Universe halves, and throughout the timelines and entire Mutiverse, so despite \_\_some\_\_ lack of "Physical" evidence, I Know the Ultimate Truths, Facts, and Details not commonly known or written, drawn, or chronicled. That being stated, All of my life, my mind, eyes, and literally held the constant perception of being the Central Camera #000, out of all of the other cameras, infinite, from the First Person Perspective of all others. AND this goes even deeper, and I encourage YOU to meditate deeply and see for yourself this and all of the Truths. AND the reason and Truth behind my unique perception is direct and mind-blowingly simple: I am Literally the Real Player One; the One Avatar; and this Body, Eyes, Mind and all is the One God Body, and I am Literally also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened. Even the Dimension Merge, literally Completed and Concluding, the same for the Collective Shift; ALL of This is literally huge chunks of the past, present, and in-progress events, of my Second Coming, Period. Not all details of the past chronicled scripture writings are accurate, AND as a member of the council of Gods and Goddesses with the strongest and direct of connections, I know details have changed some to a lot, in regard to the scriptures of past. Three Days on Earth equals Four Monts (with 24 hour days/nights) in the Heaven Realm. So, Yes, This is the One immortal body, and That was none other than I off and on that Cross over 2,000 years ago in my past life, personally. Each and Every prayer and praise to Jesus, as of February 1982, at least, have all been directed to this body and soul. Malachi 3; Judgment Day is nearing, Know this well Praise.

Moving on, with all of that stated, your last letter. Next, WHY I had transferred that money on Saturday, July 31 (Josh has Absolutely No Right in relaying that detail publicly).

Friday the 30th: Forced out of my home and Temple; had no where else to go. Had Less than ~~100~~ 50 dollars, between pocket money, and only a couple of bucks or so in my bank accounts, NO money in my Pay Pal, Patreon was not due for a payout until Sunday and SSI was not coming into my bank until Tuesday. Harriet and Tom Ashby Caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian. The Van was majorly uncomfortable. Josh had wired a thousand to my bank that Friday, But it would not arrive until After or on Monday. Little Food and Options, and you try bumming in Any Parking Lot without feeling insecure and paranoid. I Needed Safety and Comfort As Quickly As Possible. THAT is why I Transferred that money. I \_\_WAS\_\_ going to pay it back in full; EVEN had $150 from Patreon on Sunday the 1st that went \_\_Straight\_\_ to Barbie Chan's bank account. I \_\_WOULD\_\_ have paid the remaining 600 Monday or Tuesday, BUT \_\_NULL\_\_ had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of post-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to \_\_Overdrama\_\_ \_\_and\_\_ \_\_FAIL\_\_ \_\_Your\_\_ Worldwide \_\_Test\_\_ of Faith upon me.

\*sigh\* And, finally the All-Important Popular Present F.A.Q.

"Why and What the hell?" Emanuel (God above all other Gods and Goddesses, and one of my mentors), herself, had deemed me to \_\_Heal\_\_, \_\_Cleanse\_\_ and \_\_Clear\_\_ Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing, I did as I had done for and with a chosen few back in Israel over 2000 years ago in cleaning Them. More details for the Bibles that had been Overlooked and Left Out. We Gods had eased up on the views of "Adultry", WHY Else do you all have Pro-Gay, ~~and~~ Pro-Lesbian, Pro-Trans, and all Today and the past Decades? Everyone Involved Were All Being Genuinely, Deeply, HAPPY, CONTENT, AND SPIRTUALLY SATISFIED with Themselves and Each Other.

As long as All are over the age of consent, and the activity was consentual by all parties involved, AND GENUINELY, SPIRITUALLY HAPPY, It is good.

I have written further insights and details and already shared them with David Heilberg. And I get out on Second Coming, or Sooner by uninterrupted Co-Divine Intervention. All your demons and curses are No More and unrevivable. Judgment Day. Praise Us Gods.

Chris Chan Sonichu

the Goddess Blue Heart, and your Lord.

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Mandatory Preface: **I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology.** We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?

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There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species… it seems women just don’t like dolphins enough…) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.

A male dolphin’s member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.

Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it’s length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn’t take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.

Don’t be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.

There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn’t just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

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IT'S COCKTOBER📷📷YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS📷📷DICK SUCKING AWARENESS MONTH📷📷📷SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES📷📷THAT LOVE THAT DICK📷📷📷📷📷THOT-O-WEEN📷IS UPON US !! IF YOU DONT, YOULL RECEIVE📷📷📷📷YEARS OF BADLUCK📷📷📷📷

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Greetings, my name is Beef, and today, I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "Your Mother" joke, I will now begin:

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Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she had to get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure on said Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention but your mother is becoming so monstrous she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has a cycle of malicious eating habits only make her health worse and over time.

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I hope who ever just watched this video humorous "Your Mother" joke. Have a blessed day.

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Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as Grammar Nazis) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:

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she probably didn't understand the ending then, because the End of Evangelion has a happy ending, it tries to pass a message. At the end it seems as if Shinji tries to murder Asuka, but I believe that isn't the case. Shinji and Asuka didn't just wake up on that beach, there is a time gap between the scenes, and we know that because in one of the scenes you can see graves on the ground (the big logs), which were built by Shinji for his friends, one of the logs has Misato's cross on it, which is a little rusted, that means it should have been there for a while, we also see that one of the logs is broken in half, scripts of the ending have been leaked and it is known that at first the ending was supposed to include a scene in which Asuka wakes up in the sea and breaks her grave, thus indicating her will to live, this scene did not make it into the movie but since the log is shown to be broken it is considered canon, anyway, Asuka peobably found Shinji lying on the ground and layed by his side. Then Shinji saw Asuka and started to strangle her, this together with her saying "disgusting" later leave the viewers confused, so I will try to analyze the two characters and explain why they behaved the way they did, as well as to how the ending is actually hopeful. Shinji's has always been trying to escape reality, through his mp3 listening to songs 25 and 26, through the Evas, and even through the instrumentally project. Shinji, who has spent a large part of the series being passive and self-loathing, avoids getting close to anyone because he fears being rejected and abandoned by them, as he was by his father. The ending is actually hopeful, and to understand it I want to remind you the scene in which Shinji, in his dream strangles Asuka in Misato's kitchen: Shinji is in a dream version of Misato’s kitchen and fighting with Asuka as Pen-Pen looks on, responding to her accusations that he didn’t know her at all that he couldn’t possibly know her, because she never talks about herself, and how unreasonable it is for her to expect him to know her when she won’t tell him anything. Rei appears and asks if he ever tried, and Shinji responds that he did, but couldn’t. Asuka asks how she could like someone who doesn’t even love himself. Shinji responds that maybe he could learn to love himself if she tried being nice to him, gets angry and smashes a chair, then wraps his hands around her neck and strangles her. Shinji, who has spent a large part of the series being passive and self-loathing, finally gets angry and blames Asuka (and by proxy the other people in his life) for his inability to get close to others. Asuka and Rei respond, with some justification, that Shinji also has to take some blame; he avoids getting close to anyone because he fears being rejected and abandoned by them, as he was by his father. In the end, Shinji manages to get over his fear of rejection and chooses to reverse Instrumentality and go back to the world where people are separate and can choose to reject or abandon each other. The card translation says that Shinji started to strangle Asuka because he wanted to confirm that rejection and denial exist once more. By going back to a world where rejection and denial exist, Shinji has admitted that he feared them, and faced that fear. He has confessed that Asuka's and Rei's accusations in the earlier scene were true, that he locked people out too tightly because he feared abandonment. As Shinji strangles Asuka, she reaches up and caresses him, countering that although rejection and denial exist again, acceptance also exists again—people have the choice to accept others into their hearts, just as they have the choice to deny others. And with this, Asuka confesses that Shinji's accusations in the earlier scene were true: Asuka resisted, at every level, accepting Shinji (and by proxy, everyone) into her heart, by yelling at him, demeaning him, and violently rejecting the rudimentary efforts he did make to get closer to her. But now that Shinji's managed to stop fearing rejection from everyone, Asuka's learned to stop rejecting everyone. Shinji knows he can't passively wait for someone to accept him; Asuka knows that she can't keep rejecting everyone. Realizing that Asuka intends to stop rejecting him, Shinji breaks down in tears. Asuka responds "Kimochi warui"; to accept someone feels weird, foreign, and disgusting to her, because she's always resisted it. At various points in the series, Shinji and Asuka almost manage to get closer—in Episode 15, Asuka compliments Shinji on his cello playing and then forces him to kiss her, but then violently rejects him by feigning disgust and running to the bathroom to wash her mouth out. Shinji doesn't realize that Asuka was sincerely trying to get closer to him, or he realizes it, but won't follow up because he's afraid of being rejected. In Episode 22, after seeing her talk on the phone with her stepmother, Shinji tries to have a real conversation with Asuka about family, but Asuka is all pissed off because Shinij surpassed her sync ratio. In the final scene of End of Evangelion, they both realize their own culpability in the situation and decide to start trying to become people who are able to accept one another. At the end, both characters have grown, no matter how bad reality may be they now can finally learn to love them selves, because everywhere can be heaven as long as you have the will to live, since they will always have the chance to be happy, what happens after is up to the viewers to decide.

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I had to google "how to play multiplayer on minecraft" which is immediately a sign that you didn't your job right when it comes to making multiplayer. Turns out their isn't a big fat list of servers that is supposed to just pop up like in every other multiplayer game ever made, you have to find them wherever people choose to post them all over anywhere on the internet. Something to which I find is astoundingly frustratingly stupid. OH, but it gets worse, I was also searching all over the game for a big fat button called "CREATE SERVER" which also apparently doesn't exist. Turns out that is a whole other file that exists separately from the original game installation that no one ever chose to tell me about, which I find to be of poor choice. But wait, it gets worse! apparently on top of manually reading intricate instructions on how to set up a server, it also appears im supposed to understand the overtly complicated intricate details on how a computer functions??? Am I reading this right??? I HAVE TO? DO ALL THE WORK??? TO MANUALLY???? SET UP A SERVER?? *MYSELF*??????? Are you motherfucking kidding me? I have played numerous games in my life that have multiplayer across the internet, and not one single goddamn one of them ever required me to do any of this.  All servers were made INGAME from a set of options presented for you in drop down menus and such. Granted the servers were hosted by the computers of the people who invented the game, and not the users, but still. It would have been a million times more convenient if the game itself did literally all the work for us, rather than place an unreasonable expectation on everyone else to somehow, someway have literally any idea whatsoever on what the hell they are doing. Because believe me, I cannot overemphasize that I have no fricken clue what the the the I am doing, nor what the hell your instructions said. Please, for the love of all things holy, reinvent multiplayer setups and installations so its as easy as making a single player game. Also I want to make my single player world available for multiplayer. AND NO I DO NOT MEAN LAN!

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Before I visited I had cancer ,my dog died and my grandmother left for my uncle. After visiting however, I was enlightened. My view changed. Everything made sense
I felt like I could do anythingI want to ,and nothingcould stop me. Nah jk ,I still have cancer,I'll die in 2 weeks ,and my gf is still fucking my uncle and my dog is still in the yard next to my cat .

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It was at night, in the dark, on a quiet street with only an old apartment building, and the dark seemed to enter the very cracks of the old walls when I felt it. It wasn't an urge that came on suddenly. It was a slow swell of warm water that filled my head, and when it did it wasn't like holding my nose and forcing it down, but like dropping my head, shoulders hunched and letting my chin water. I tried to fight it, but it was more than that. It was a panic. I could feel my body dissolving, my skin going slack, my muscles begging me to release them. It was that moment of uncertainty when you think you've done it, when the vomit comes, when you think you're about to break the surface and blow it all back up again, into the frigid night, back into your body. A white-hot rage broke over me and I ran from the room. I was down the hall before I knew what I was doing. I threw open the bathroom door and turned on the light. It was everywhere, the marble white became an amber-like yellow. What have I done? There's just so much. I can't begin to fathom what would happen if someone were to find out.

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excuse my language

but

BRUH

MY CITY ISSUED A RED FLAG WARNING' 🚩

AND THATS THE FIRE WARNING

this west shit!!!!

WTH!!!

they acting like this is fine this is literally the 'this is fine' meme

these people are insane!!!!!!

I WOKE UP

alexa had a notification

so i said

'alexa read my notifications'

and it said

"The National Weather Service has issued a Red Flag (fire) Warning for Your county"

I woke my girlfriend up

and was like

!!!!! WHAT! !! ! !

and she said

"its fine go back to sleep"

i am distressed

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cummy i used to love you! but now i cant defend that false prick anymore he deserves 69 dicks in his ass 24/7

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Every single time I browse for porn, I am faced with mind boggling questions and moral dillemas.

Like, bitch, I don't know, do I want you to suck my cock?

No, I don't know what's under your t-shirt.

I don't know if you want me to fuck you hard.

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So I was very horny, to the point where I can’t take it, busted a nut, and my whole hand was covered in jizz the second I bust. I am no longer sad after that nut, it did the opposite of post nut clarity. More like some sort of at peace zen feeling. Like I busted a nut with meaning. Is it normal or do I have some sort of dysfunction that makes me nut more?

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I DONT GIVE A FUCK I AM A AUSTRIAN, IN MY HEART IM A AUSTRIAN, THAT IS WHAT I AM. WE ARE A PARTY. THAT IS WHAT WE ARE. YES WE ARE THAT. WE ARE 100% THAT. IT IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF BITCH, COS THE AUSTRIAN ARE THE ONES THAT CONSTRUCTED CAPITALISM, AND YOU CREATED NOTHING BUT SHITTY THEORY AND POVERTY. YOURE THE FUCKING KEYNESIAN. YOU MAKE A MOCKARY OF THE TREASURES OF ECONOMICS. THE AUSTRIAN ONLY ADVANCED IT. YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU KEYNESIAN BITCH. THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT INTEREST THEORY? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BUSINESS CYCLES ? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ECP? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE PROUD OF EXCEPT READING, SITTING IN ARMCHAIRS, AND BEING TERMINALLY FUCKING ONLINE? THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW KEYNSIAN?

I DONT GIVE A FUCK I AM A POST-KEYNESIAN, IN MY HEART IM A POST-KEYNESIAN, THAT IS WHAT I AM. WE ARE A PARTY. THAT IS WHAT WE ARE. YES WE ARE THAT. WE ARE 100% THAT. IT IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF BITCH, COS THE POST-KEYNESIAN ARE THE ONES THAT CONSTRUCTED PROSPEROUS ECONOMIES, AND YOU CREATED NOTHING BUT SHITTY THEORY AND UNEMPLYMENT. YOURE THE FUCKING NEOCLASSICAL. YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE TREASURES OF ECONOMICS. THE POST-KEYNESIAN ONLY ADVANCED IT. YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU NEOCLASSICAL BITCH. THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RESWITCHING? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT UNCERTAINTY? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MMT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE PROUD OF EXCEPT READING, SITTING IN ARMCHAIRS, AND BEING TERMINALLY FUCKING ONLINE? THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW NEOCLASSICAL?

I DONT GIVE A FUCK I AM A MAOIST, IN MY HEART IM A MAOIST, THAT IS WHAT I AM. WE ARE A PARTY. THAT IS WHAT WE ARE. YES WE ARE THAT. WE ARE 100% THAT. IT IS SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF BITCH, COS THE MAOISTS ARE THE ONES THAT CONSTRUCTED SOCIALISM, AND YOU CREATED NOTHING BUT SHITTY THEORY AND CRITIQUE. YOURE THE FUCKING ULTRAS. YOU FALSIFIED THE TREASURES OF MARXISM AND MATERIALISM. THE MAOISTS ONLY ADVANCED IT. YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU ULTRALEFT BITCH. THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MASS LINE? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT NEW DEMOCRACY? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SOCIALISM? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE PROUD OF EXCEPT READING, SITTING IN ARMCHAIRS, AND BEING TERMINALLY FUCKING ONLINE? THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ULTRA?

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I was arrested on drug charges for cocaine possession and dealing cocaine. I ended up getting sentenced to 5 years. I wasn’t phased because I’ve been through a hell of a lot worse and I had nothing to lose.

Keep in mind that I was a 100 pound 5’4” white twink, so on the first day of my sentence when I entered the prison courtyard, all of the big jacked up convicts all stared at me and smiled and cat called.

On several occasions, I’d be alone when suddenly I would get jumped by a group of convicts. They would attempt to gang rape me and try to all sword fight inside of my asshole at once, but in my defense I would loudly shit myself, causing them all to flee in disgust each time. I was sick of them doing it and I wanted payback - when I got the most amazing idea.

They knew I was thrown in prison for dealing drugs, so I used that to my advantage. Each day for the next few years, I would proceed to edge myself from the second I woke up until I went to bed to the point where I could not handle the pleasure. Right before going to bed, I would proceed to masturbate to completion; shooting ropes of ejaculate that could flood the earth and destroy Noah’s Ark, all over my stomach. In the morning time I would scrape my dried semen off into plastic bags, crushing it all up into a powered substance which I secretly named “cockaine”.

I started giving out these bags of my cockaine to the convicts who tried to gang rape me. I watched in satisfaction as they all eagerly took the bags and dumped them out on the table when nobody was looking, and proceed to cut lines and snort my specially-made drug.

Each day, I continued to do this, raising my popularity among the inmates with my lovely cockaine. Some of them claimed it actually gave them an insane high, while others said they didn’t feel anything but they wanted some anyways because snorting it felt like the hard shit.

On my last day, however, everything changed. Before I left, I made everyone watch as I proceeded to lift my shirt to display my glazed stomach, scraping off the jizz flakes into a plastic bag and crushing it up.

I watched in extreme pleasure and satisfaction as all of the prisoners that bought my cockaine vomited profusely, stinking up the room of pure stomach bile.

In the end I ended up getting butt plowed by all the inmates anyways, even after loudly shitting myself in my defense.

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