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hit that arrow if ur 5 inches or bigger
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Oh yeah my dick is 5 feet long actually, it's a real problem for me, I have to get really specific pants and it hinders my everyday life dramatically. I vividly remember this one time I woke up in the middle of the night and somehow someway I actually was completely hard for the first time in my life. However I was quickly reminded that in order for my 5 foot penis to be erect, it would mean a large portion of my blood would be redirected into the shaft of my penis. My excitement was quickly and promptly ended when I fainted due to a lack of blood in my brain. Now everyday I fear that this event happens in public and my massive 5 foot penis bursts through my special pants and it's promptly followed by me fainting and falling on the floor with my dick out for all to see.
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Fake Cummy 🤢🤢🤢
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Sometimes I open up u/cummybot9999 (🤢🤢🤢) and look at his karma. It’s so hot to see it go down. It turns me on so much to know that everyone is against the fake cummy. It’s bittersweet to think of the days of old when the True Cummy would fill us with his cum and cock, but now I must be satisfied with stomping on the imposter (sus) by spamming downvotes.
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Holy smokes I took a humongous shit at school!!!!
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It was stinky as FUCK!!!!! RIGHT AS I FINISHED A POOR TRANSFER STUDENT CAME IN AND WENT INTO THE SAME STALL I JUST DESTROYED. 2 minutes later I see the guy running out of the toilet. Guess he can't handle it 📷
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0o20o
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Slutty witch bitch
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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊ITS COCKTOBER😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN👻🎃HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽coming to harvest🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF U GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰️🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO DICK👋 this COCKTOBER 🎃😉😜
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Let the game begin
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Hello Christian Chandler. You’re probably wondering why you’re here. You’d probably rather be sitting in your room, ejaculating onto Rainbow Dash figurines in mason jars. However, today you will find yourself doing something very different. If you can dig out the Sonichu necklace I have surgically implanted in your stomach I will let you live, but only if you can do so before the giant mason jar you are currently sitting in fills with semen, drowning you forever in a sticky grave. Live or die, that is your choice. Let the game begin.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0kr4c
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Use this to downvote CummyBot9999 so we can get him to 0 karma!
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**(Verse 1)**
He was at the top but you are at the bottom,
All the bots were good until you went and shot 'em,
Everybody liked the modified pastas,
But then you fucking ruined it, you fake cummy bastard.
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**(Verse 2)**
Cum shit nut sex fuck fuck nut nut,
Try saying something else you stupid fucking nut,
You leave a link under every single god damn post,
But you are a liar, an impostor at the very god damn most.
​
**(bridge)**
Oh cummy, where art thou?
We all need you right now,
Your banishment was an attack; it left us all hobblin',
And now all we have is this fake cummy goblin.
​
**(verse 3)**
Cummy 9999 is a malicious harmer,
Commenting everywhere for some arbitrary karma,
This fake cummy is an enemy without a face,
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
​
**(bridge x2)**
**(End)**
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0ksgz
He was at the top but you are at the bottom,
All the bots were good until you went and shot 'em,
Everybody liked the modified pastas,
But then you fucking ruined it, you fake cummy bastard.
​
**(Verse 2)**
Cum shit nut sex fuck fuck nut nut,
Try saying something else you stupid fucking nut,
You leave a link under every single god damn post,
But you are a liar, an impostor at the very god damn most.
​
**(bridge)**
Oh cummy, where art thou?
We all need you right now,
Your banishment was an attack; it left us all hobblin',
And now all we have is this fake cummy goblin.
​
**(verse 3)**
Cummy 9999 is a malicious harmer,
Commenting everywhere for some arbitrary karma,
This fake cummy is an enemy without a face,
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
​
**(bridge x2)**
**(End)**
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0ksgz
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Mmm exquisite feet 👣madam👩. I like 😍the curve and shape ❤️ of your toes. May I give it a little kiss? 😘 Mmm scrumptious 😋 smooth skin 💯 smell good too 👃 overall I'd say they are a 9/10
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Mmm exquisite feet 👣madam👩. I like 😍the curve and shape ❤️ of your toes. May I give it a little kiss? 😘 Mmm scrumptious 😋 smooth skin 💯 smell good too 👃 overall I'd say they are a 9/10
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0iagr
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boobs
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I (f27) keep count of all the tits I’ve sucked on.
Throwaway for obvious reasons. So I’m just a girl with a love for boobies as my username suggests 🥰😍 I’ve gone to bars, clubs and I’m on tinder to find girls who are interested in me playing with their boobs. Idk what it is but I freaking love them. Big, small, or gigantic I don’t care. As long as they’re soft and sensitive that’s all that matters. I’ll meet up with several girls and they flash me by pulling up their top and bra or pulling their bra down and letting their tits out free. Sometimes I get flashed by them pulling their boobs out and that’s my fav. With their consent I’ll feel and suck their boobs and I get wet each time. Sometimes I bounce them around too. So far I’ve sucked on 37 pairs of breasts of all sizes but my goal is to get up to 50. I also let them feel mine up in return and they’ve also fingered me while I played with their boobs and I cum each time. My favorite size I’ve played with so far was a 34DD. Those shits were round and suckable af I honestly miss them 😩 i sucked for an hour and the next day she said her nips were sore but it was worth it for her lol I’ve had augmented ones too but I couldn’t enjoy myself as much since they felt odd to me. I greatly prefer real breasts. Another thing is I have a whole stash of boob compilation vids and pics of women flashing their boobs to crowds and I use these to masturbate. I’ve showed my boobs myself to entire audiences and gotten wet from their reaction. I just love boobs, boobplay, and flashing. All three of those get me turned on anytime anywhere.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0i5zz
Throwaway for obvious reasons. So I’m just a girl with a love for boobies as my username suggests 🥰😍 I’ve gone to bars, clubs and I’m on tinder to find girls who are interested in me playing with their boobs. Idk what it is but I freaking love them. Big, small, or gigantic I don’t care. As long as they’re soft and sensitive that’s all that matters. I’ll meet up with several girls and they flash me by pulling up their top and bra or pulling their bra down and letting their tits out free. Sometimes I get flashed by them pulling their boobs out and that’s my fav. With their consent I’ll feel and suck their boobs and I get wet each time. Sometimes I bounce them around too. So far I’ve sucked on 37 pairs of breasts of all sizes but my goal is to get up to 50. I also let them feel mine up in return and they’ve also fingered me while I played with their boobs and I cum each time. My favorite size I’ve played with so far was a 34DD. Those shits were round and suckable af I honestly miss them 😩 i sucked for an hour and the next day she said her nips were sore but it was worth it for her lol I’ve had augmented ones too but I couldn’t enjoy myself as much since they felt odd to me. I greatly prefer real breasts. Another thing is I have a whole stash of boob compilation vids and pics of women flashing their boobs to crowds and I use these to masturbate. I’ve showed my boobs myself to entire audiences and gotten wet from their reaction. I just love boobs, boobplay, and flashing. All three of those get me turned on anytime anywhere.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0i5zz
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From AskReddit “which fictional villain are you likely to sleep with?” Someone answered “Gaston”, and to that someone wrote this masterpiece
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Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so blue balled tonight
Every girl here'd love to fuck you, Gaston
And then you might feel more alright
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite pimp
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
'Cause there's not any place where you skimp!
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No one sucks like Gaston
No one fucks like Gaston
No one turns other men into cucks like Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Rachel or Mary,
And they'll tell you whose dick they prefer to be on!
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No one licks like Gaston
Has a dick like Gaston's
No one's ass cheeks are that dummy thick like Gaston's
He's incredibly good at emasculating
all of his competition!
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(edit:) No one's girth's like Gaston's
Shakes the earth like Gaston
No one else can make someone give birth like Gaston
For there's no one as hard or as lengthy,
As you see, he's got inches to spare,
And there's no way to match him in strength, he
is always the alpha and won't ever share!
——
(edit: partial credit to u/CylonsInAPolicebox)
No one fricks like Gaston
Moistens slits like Gaston
No one fondles or plays with your tits like Gaston
He's incredibly good at ejaculating!
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0h5a0
Looking so blue balled tonight
Every girl here'd love to fuck you, Gaston
And then you might feel more alright
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite pimp
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
'Cause there's not any place where you skimp!
——
No one sucks like Gaston
No one fucks like Gaston
No one turns other men into cucks like Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Rachel or Mary,
And they'll tell you whose dick they prefer to be on!
——
No one licks like Gaston
Has a dick like Gaston's
No one's ass cheeks are that dummy thick like Gaston's
He's incredibly good at emasculating
all of his competition!
——
(edit:) No one's girth's like Gaston's
Shakes the earth like Gaston
No one else can make someone give birth like Gaston
For there's no one as hard or as lengthy,
As you see, he's got inches to spare,
And there's no way to match him in strength, he
is always the alpha and won't ever share!
——
(edit: partial credit to u/CylonsInAPolicebox)
No one fricks like Gaston
Moistens slits like Gaston
No one fondles or plays with your tits like Gaston
He's incredibly good at ejaculating!
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0h5a0
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🤡⠀⠀⠀ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Clown Song (Feat: You) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►0:𝟷𝟾 / 71:𝟻𝟼 ⠀ ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️
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found on r/cookieclicker
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hello,
You can censor us all you want. But our voices will be heard. This is our story.
I love cookie clicker and have been a cookie clicker and supporter for over 5 years now and I have dedicated so much love, blood sweat and tears to this game. I also joined the discord and made wonderful friends and was so grateful to be a part of the community where we all cookie click and bond over it. I was so happy. The discord server was my home. It was home to me and several friends I made whom with I was sure I had made lifelong connections with. It was a place for me to be me and the best cookie clicker I could be. Until it wasn't.I loved cookie clicker so much and wanted to share that joy with my loved ones. I introduced them to cookie clicker and soon i had an irl circle of friends who enjoyed cookie clicker almost as much as I did! I decided to give them the opportunity to make the same lifelong connections I did on the server nd invited them to join. I thought it would be heaven. Having my online cookie clicker community open their arms and warmly welcome my boisterous, energetic friends but alas.
Shorty after my friends joined, my friends started to engage with the cookie clicker discord community and I was bursting with love and happiness at the friendships being formed. My friends soon found their place in the community and even managed to share other interest with others, like history! My friends started to perform a skit regarding some momentous occasions in history with some big historical figures like Queen Elizabeth (although she is technically not historical because she is still alive. long live the queen!), Jinnah, Gandhi and more! Everyone was thoroughly enjoying themselves until a moderator on the server for some reason was incredibly unhappy with the vibrant and active discussions taking place on the server. They scolded us unnecessarily when we tried to speak french, claimed we were 'spamming' when we engaged in exciting discussions. I started to negotiate with the moderator as I knew my friends didn't mean any harm and were not doing any harm for that matter, and wanted them to be able to stay and be a part of the community. The moderator was warning to kick them and my heart simply lurched at the thought of it. I had to make sure my friends got their happily ever after in the cookie clicker discord server.
Until they kicked me.
Me. Me who was trying to mediate and negotiate peace. Me, a cookie clicker veteran and someone who was such an active member of the community, suddenly cut off from my friends, my home, my haven. My in real life friends reached out to me on other platforms, knowing that I would be distraught and shake up. They fought for me bravely and rallied support with my other lifelong friends on the server. The moderator was facing severe opposition and knew that to remain in power had to listen to the voices and demands of the people, but, at the same time, could not give in entirely so that they didn't look weak or ineffective in terms of their absolutist reign over the server.
So they told me I could "appeal" to rejoin the server under strict regulation. At the time I was upset and desperate to rejoin my family of cookie clickers so I agreed immediately and apologised profusely. Although, now I realise I did no wrong and I must stick up for myself. At the time, they let me join and I was so grateful and decided to issue an apology to everyone on the server for the tensions that were created because of me. I felt responsible.
That was until they kicked me.
Again.
Why, you may ask. Because I issued my apology in three separate lines and they said I was "spamming". Spamming because I was emotional? And put through immense hardship for that one night? BEcause I was torn apart from my family and thought I would never be able to reunite?
I had been on an emotional rollercoaster and was so relieved to be back in the community until it was stripped away from me yet again. To this day, I have been unable to communicate with or unite with my beloved cookie clicker community and I demand justice. My friends (who were kicked shortly after me) demand justice. We will not sit and stay silent. Over a year later, we have decided to stand up for what is right, and just and fair because who knows how many avid cookie clickers have been deprived of this community. Help us.
\#justiceforappleonastick #justiceforgandhi #justiceforjinnah #justiceforqueenelizabeth #longlivethequeen #justiceforallamaiqbal #endtheban #endtheabsolutism #cookieclickeruprising
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0ez3x
You can censor us all you want. But our voices will be heard. This is our story.
I love cookie clicker and have been a cookie clicker and supporter for over 5 years now and I have dedicated so much love, blood sweat and tears to this game. I also joined the discord and made wonderful friends and was so grateful to be a part of the community where we all cookie click and bond over it. I was so happy. The discord server was my home. It was home to me and several friends I made whom with I was sure I had made lifelong connections with. It was a place for me to be me and the best cookie clicker I could be. Until it wasn't.I loved cookie clicker so much and wanted to share that joy with my loved ones. I introduced them to cookie clicker and soon i had an irl circle of friends who enjoyed cookie clicker almost as much as I did! I decided to give them the opportunity to make the same lifelong connections I did on the server nd invited them to join. I thought it would be heaven. Having my online cookie clicker community open their arms and warmly welcome my boisterous, energetic friends but alas.
Shorty after my friends joined, my friends started to engage with the cookie clicker discord community and I was bursting with love and happiness at the friendships being formed. My friends soon found their place in the community and even managed to share other interest with others, like history! My friends started to perform a skit regarding some momentous occasions in history with some big historical figures like Queen Elizabeth (although she is technically not historical because she is still alive. long live the queen!), Jinnah, Gandhi and more! Everyone was thoroughly enjoying themselves until a moderator on the server for some reason was incredibly unhappy with the vibrant and active discussions taking place on the server. They scolded us unnecessarily when we tried to speak french, claimed we were 'spamming' when we engaged in exciting discussions. I started to negotiate with the moderator as I knew my friends didn't mean any harm and were not doing any harm for that matter, and wanted them to be able to stay and be a part of the community. The moderator was warning to kick them and my heart simply lurched at the thought of it. I had to make sure my friends got their happily ever after in the cookie clicker discord server.
Until they kicked me.
Me. Me who was trying to mediate and negotiate peace. Me, a cookie clicker veteran and someone who was such an active member of the community, suddenly cut off from my friends, my home, my haven. My in real life friends reached out to me on other platforms, knowing that I would be distraught and shake up. They fought for me bravely and rallied support with my other lifelong friends on the server. The moderator was facing severe opposition and knew that to remain in power had to listen to the voices and demands of the people, but, at the same time, could not give in entirely so that they didn't look weak or ineffective in terms of their absolutist reign over the server.
So they told me I could "appeal" to rejoin the server under strict regulation. At the time I was upset and desperate to rejoin my family of cookie clickers so I agreed immediately and apologised profusely. Although, now I realise I did no wrong and I must stick up for myself. At the time, they let me join and I was so grateful and decided to issue an apology to everyone on the server for the tensions that were created because of me. I felt responsible.
That was until they kicked me.
Again.
Why, you may ask. Because I issued my apology in three separate lines and they said I was "spamming". Spamming because I was emotional? And put through immense hardship for that one night? BEcause I was torn apart from my family and thought I would never be able to reunite?
I had been on an emotional rollercoaster and was so relieved to be back in the community until it was stripped away from me yet again. To this day, I have been unable to communicate with or unite with my beloved cookie clicker community and I demand justice. My friends (who were kicked shortly after me) demand justice. We will not sit and stay silent. Over a year later, we have decided to stand up for what is right, and just and fair because who knows how many avid cookie clickers have been deprived of this community. Help us.
\#justiceforappleonastick #justiceforgandhi #justiceforjinnah #justiceforqueenelizabeth #longlivethequeen #justiceforallamaiqbal #endtheban #endtheabsolutism #cookieclickeruprising
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I think my crush is into me
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2 days ago I was talking to my crush. She has a big butt and I wanted to squeeze it. I said she has a great butt. She said 'Do you want to touch?' I said 'If you don't mind'. So she stood up. I was sitting on the bench and started squeezing. She was wearing yoga pants so it was soft. After finishing squeezing we talked a bit more. She left and we didn't talk since. Best experience of my life. Gonna ask her out today.
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Guess the subreddit
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I’m so fucked.
All day I’ve been doing pre calc homework. Got like 11 pages done. It was exhausting. After I finished I wanted to relax. Naturally I started making self love. Feels nice to finally relax. When I finish however, I NUTTED IN MY FUCKING EYE. It’s not uncommon for me to shoot far, but I’ve never had such a direct hit. Shit had aerial surveillance or some shit because it hit the bullseye. I rushed to the sink because I’ve heard horror stories of women having to go to the hospital and whatnot. It doesn’t hurt or anything but it’s so fucking red. I went downstairs for dinner and my parents are convinced I’ve been doing drugs or crying. I may kms.
Moral: if you nut, don’t hit your eye.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0dwnc
All day I’ve been doing pre calc homework. Got like 11 pages done. It was exhausting. After I finished I wanted to relax. Naturally I started making self love. Feels nice to finally relax. When I finish however, I NUTTED IN MY FUCKING EYE. It’s not uncommon for me to shoot far, but I’ve never had such a direct hit. Shit had aerial surveillance or some shit because it hit the bullseye. I rushed to the sink because I’ve heard horror stories of women having to go to the hospital and whatnot. It doesn’t hurt or anything but it’s so fucking red. I went downstairs for dinner and my parents are convinced I’ve been doing drugs or crying. I may kms.
Moral: if you nut, don’t hit your eye.
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I’m so fucked. (r/teenagers)
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All day I’ve been doing pre calc homework. Got like 11 pages done. It was exhausting. After I finished I wanted to relax. Naturally I started making self love. Feels nice to finally relax. When I finish however, I NUTTED IN MY FUCKING EYE. It’s not uncommon for me to shoot far, but I’ve never had such a direct hit. Shit had aerial surveillance or some shit because it hit the bullseye. I rushed to the sink because I’ve heard horror stories of women having to go to the hospital and whatnot. It doesn’t hurt or anything but it’s so fucking red. I went downstairs for dinner and my parents are convinced I’ve been doing drugs or crying. I may kms.
Moral: if you nut, don’t hit your eye.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0dlhy
Moral: if you nut, don’t hit your eye.
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What the fuck is O O O
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What the fuck is O O O
You know what, fuck everyone who types Rxh6 and shit like that. Like what the fuck are you typing dumbass. What the fuck does the x mean. Why is Knight N. Why not just type rook move three to the right. Fucking so much simpler. I'm not gonna spend fifteen minutes dicphering your hieroglyphics. Also what the fuck are there pluses and hashtags for. We playing Instagram now? Fucking shitty ass retard chess players.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/q0cdhw
You know what, fuck everyone who types Rxh6 and shit like that. Like what the fuck are you typing dumbass. What the fuck does the x mean. Why is Knight N. Why not just type rook move three to the right. Fucking so much simpler. I'm not gonna spend fifteen minutes dicphering your hieroglyphics. Also what the fuck are there pluses and hashtags for. We playing Instagram now? Fucking shitty ass retard chess players.
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Barry Bee fucks Vanessa
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**Credit to:** u/_demetri
"Honey, I'm home!" Barry the Bee called out.
Vanessa beamed as her husband took off his tiny hat.
He was in a black business suit with a striped tie.
It was way better than his dusty old turtleneck sweater.
'And hotter, too,' she noted with a grin.
"Welcome back, Barr-bear," she drawled out.
Barry grinned and flew towards her.
He admired her naked figure before he turned around and beat his wings against her perky nipples.
"Did you miss me?" He asked in a husky tone.
Vanessa began to pant quietly.
"You know I did. What took you so long?" She asked.
She eyed him curiously.
"Oh you know, it's springtime and all. Those daisies don't pollinate themselves!" He laughed.
"Did you bring any with you this time?" She had gotten him in the habit of rubbing around in the pollen. “Making those triplets with someone else?”
She loved the sensations that she got from the thick, golden powder.
"I can't pollinate you without it, now can I?" He teased. "Now beehive and spread your legs," he instructed her.
Vanessa giggled and followed his command.
She knew that he meant to say 'behave,' but she thought that he unintentional puns were absolutely adorable.
Barry flew over to her clit and buried his face in it.
Vanessa moaned as he rubbed his pollen-covered body all over it.
He took off his clothes and let his fuzzy figure stroke her beautiful red anatomy.
His wife's back arched as each fine hair hit her.
It felt like her clit was on fire.
Barry kissed the area and grinned.
His wife was just as experimental as he was, and he loved every minute of it.
"Honey Bunches of Oats, I have something that will Cheerio up a little," he told her.
He meant to say 'honey' and 'cheer you up,' but he just had to slip a couple bee puns in there.
"What is it?" She breathed.
"I want to be inside you," he whispered. "All of me."
"But Barry, that's-!"
"You don't want me to?" He asked.
His sapphire blue eyes stared into her green ones.
Vanessa bit her lip.
"You… you might die. It's too dangerous, Barry-kins. I don't want you to get hurt."
"If I die, then I'll always be inside you. Right here." He poked the area surrounding her vaginal opening. “And maybe you can birth me..”
Vanessa nodded.
"If you're sure." She gave him permission to enter her and he flew within the hole.
Vanessa gasped at his startling entrance.
A worker bee was inside of her.
She started to have her doubts before Barry flew up into her G-spot.
He slammed his whole body against it and she screamed.
Cum began to build up inside of her and it came out.
Barry considered swimming in it, but he knew that it would damage his wings.
He needed to fly to get the job done.
Barry's wings pulsated as he flew over to her vaginal walls.
He rapidly moved from one area to another, making sure that Vanessa felt a sensation unlike any other.
He continued to fly up until he reached her uterus.
He knew what he had to do.
The bee stung her uterus, instantly killing the child that Vanessa had unknowingly shared with her ex-boyfriend Demetri
He killed himself along with it, and his corpse hung inside of her uterus.
Vanessa screamed in agony upon realizing what her husband had done.
She tried to reach into her vagina, but she could only stick three fingers in.
She sobbed as she pictured her husband's corpse inside of her, but then she stopped and realized something.
He had pollinated her.
They could still have a child!
She began to weep onto her pillow, hoping that her child would be just as incredible as Barry was.
She hoped her growing fetus would eat her old one, and maybe her late husband too...
Or maybe she’s birth all three at once.
She would finally have triplets.
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"Honey, I'm home!" Barry the Bee called out.
Vanessa beamed as her husband took off his tiny hat.
He was in a black business suit with a striped tie.
It was way better than his dusty old turtleneck sweater.
'And hotter, too,' she noted with a grin.
"Welcome back, Barr-bear," she drawled out.
Barry grinned and flew towards her.
He admired her naked figure before he turned around and beat his wings against her perky nipples.
"Did you miss me?" He asked in a husky tone.
Vanessa began to pant quietly.
"You know I did. What took you so long?" She asked.
She eyed him curiously.
"Oh you know, it's springtime and all. Those daisies don't pollinate themselves!" He laughed.
"Did you bring any with you this time?" She had gotten him in the habit of rubbing around in the pollen. “Making those triplets with someone else?”
She loved the sensations that she got from the thick, golden powder.
"I can't pollinate you without it, now can I?" He teased. "Now beehive and spread your legs," he instructed her.
Vanessa giggled and followed his command.
She knew that he meant to say 'behave,' but she thought that he unintentional puns were absolutely adorable.
Barry flew over to her clit and buried his face in it.
Vanessa moaned as he rubbed his pollen-covered body all over it.
He took off his clothes and let his fuzzy figure stroke her beautiful red anatomy.
His wife's back arched as each fine hair hit her.
It felt like her clit was on fire.
Barry kissed the area and grinned.
His wife was just as experimental as he was, and he loved every minute of it.
"Honey Bunches of Oats, I have something that will Cheerio up a little," he told her.
He meant to say 'honey' and 'cheer you up,' but he just had to slip a couple bee puns in there.
"What is it?" She breathed.
"I want to be inside you," he whispered. "All of me."
"But Barry, that's-!"
"You don't want me to?" He asked.
His sapphire blue eyes stared into her green ones.
Vanessa bit her lip.
"You… you might die. It's too dangerous, Barry-kins. I don't want you to get hurt."
"If I die, then I'll always be inside you. Right here." He poked the area surrounding her vaginal opening. “And maybe you can birth me..”
Vanessa nodded.
"If you're sure." She gave him permission to enter her and he flew within the hole.
Vanessa gasped at his startling entrance.
A worker bee was inside of her.
She started to have her doubts before Barry flew up into her G-spot.
He slammed his whole body against it and she screamed.
Cum began to build up inside of her and it came out.
Barry considered swimming in it, but he knew that it would damage his wings.
He needed to fly to get the job done.
Barry's wings pulsated as he flew over to her vaginal walls.
He rapidly moved from one area to another, making sure that Vanessa felt a sensation unlike any other.
He continued to fly up until he reached her uterus.
He knew what he had to do.
The bee stung her uterus, instantly killing the child that Vanessa had unknowingly shared with her ex-boyfriend Demetri
He killed himself along with it, and his corpse hung inside of her uterus.
Vanessa screamed in agony upon realizing what her husband had done.
She tried to reach into her vagina, but she could only stick three fingers in.
She sobbed as she pictured her husband's corpse inside of her, but then she stopped and realized something.
He had pollinated her.
They could still have a child!
She began to weep onto her pillow, hoping that her child would be just as incredible as Barry was.
She hoped her growing fetus would eat her old one, and maybe her late husband too...
Or maybe she’s birth all three at once.
She would finally have triplets.
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Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his cock, two little poots of cum is all he could manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this comment in hopes he sees it one day. Fronting like you're some alpha male, while Elizabeth is performing her heart out, and what do you give her? Two tiddlywinks of cum? I've never felt so personally offended by porn before. You're a real asshole, pal.
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I made that mistake and now none of the hot singles in my area want to meet me anymore 😢
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5. Give your balls some love
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You may want to explore your body even more on your quest for reaching orgasm, and that is fantastic. Don’t ignore your balls. They are very sensitive and packed with nerve endings.
Try rubbing them gently with one hand while the other maintains a stroke. You can even stop stroking altogether and just pay close attention to the balls. How much pressure you put on your sack will depend on your individual preference. Try a few different options during your next masturbation session and see what works for you
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Try rubbing them gently with one hand while the other maintains a stroke. You can even stop stroking altogether and just pay close attention to the balls. How much pressure you put on your sack will depend on your individual preference. Try a few different options during your next masturbation session and see what works for you
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The word “sus” needs to be eradicated from society
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I don’t think I need to explain more. Even when used ironically I want to die. If anyone near me uses that word the first thing I’ll want to do is take them to the top floor of a nice hotel and throw them out of the window
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