my pee kink started last year in a discord server. we were joking around and since i play togami in that server we were joking somehow about byakuya being a Piss Dom. i don’t remember don’t ask. so ever since then it’s been a running gag that i have a piss kink. it’s become known online and in my real life. like so many of my friends know about Pee Kink. i honestly like don’t know how it’s gotten this far but many of my friends have also told me that whenever they piss they think about me. at one point, my closer friends began asking me about The Truth, much like you are right now. every time someone asked, i charged a fee. this fee was one (1) piece of audio of them peeing. IT WASNT IN A WEIRD WAY I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. a few of my friends somehow actually did it, and this is what i sent them: “i don’t necessarily LIKE pee, like i don’t particularly enjoy how it smells or looks and honestly i cannot see myself having a GENUINE piss kink in the future, however, upon inspecting what i’ve seen of what i affectionately call the piss kink fandom, i feel as if the kink has some potential to be fulfilling and if (when i am a consenting adult) i had a partner that was into it/wanted to try it, i would comply at least once.” anyway, there’s your answer. technically, a no, but like i said, in the future, who knows?

True story I saw Andrew Tate at a McDonalds and he no kidding was dressed aa a Femboy cat girl. He recognised that I recognised him, then hurried away so I followed him. I saw him get into a pink bugatti and start crying so I went over but when he saw me he just smiled and meowed. I was confused so I asked why he was dressed as a Femboy cat girl. He tried to pretend he wasn't Andrew Tate but I could tell it was him by his dimpled head. He finally confessed. He whipped out his wallet and offered me 15 dollars, for 'my hush hush'. He smiled encouragingly and raised his eyebrows in a seductive manner. I was flustered so I ran. I heard him shout hateful comments as i darted away. I didn't take the money so he made a series of YouTube shorts calling me a beta male who doesn't know how to grind. I still get hate male to this day.

DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR BUTT.
Don't even say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get more fat (hush all of you).

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. The hell.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont freaking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a damn electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Butt Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live only with my husband, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes crappi g yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the Holy Hell?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. Before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole damn roll of TP and could not get it all off me. Soooo.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so damn foul! The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get this damn grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that stuff again.

Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. To Hell with Pringles.

I am DONE with M&M's! Not one M&M will pass my lips until Mars issues a formal apology and releases an all male package of M&M's to demonstrate their commitment to gender equality. These female M&M's are a slap in the face to men everywhere. We MUST band together and boycott!

Nobody can stop me from watching my big, oiled up, massive ass cheeks, massive titties, obese, overweight, average weight, skinny, underweight, tall, average height, short, midget, disabled, vegetable, big balls, big dick, small balls, small dick, big ball small dick, small balls big dick, flappy booty, bald, brunette, hairy penis, shaved penis, braided penis, shaved asshole, Unshaved asshole, shoving things down penis hole, 2 kids one sandbox, 2 girls one cup, 1 man one jar, My little pony figure, cumjar, cum sock, cum drawer, homemade fleshlight, homemade sex doll, incestual, gay incestual, animan studios, animated, 3d animated, live action, puppet, cum in manga, cum in Pepsi, dunk balls in soy sauce, dunk balls in caramel, nugget, VR, free, premium, public, teacher/student, student/principal, feet, scissoring, shaved pussy, unshaved pussy, hit your momma with a wet fish on a Tuesday afternoon, licking guacamole off it, wrapping a fruit roll up around it, stacking donuts on it, goth girls, hello kitty girls, Among us feet porn, children, foreplay, foreskin, dick cheese, put an apple in the foreskin, put int inside an Oreo, full arm inside ass, cheat on your wife’s ex boyfriend, cum on Obama face, Jack black as bowser, pouring powdered sugar in the hole, pouring coke and mentos inside the asshole, dick fall out of your pants, play minecraft once a year, special Ed class taking, foreign girls do anything for money, sneaky stepsisters play prank on stepbro, type of porn.

(Removed the people he @)

07/09/2021 7:21 PM
@#4031
Oh my god, oh my god I hope you kill yourself you dumb fucking transgender piece of fucking shit subhuman. You ban people for practically no reason and then you decided to respond in such a snark manner that it would make professional gaslighters seem like good people. I believe that this behavior was stemmed out of sexual abuse by maybe your uncle or father? This extreme sexual abuse led you to crossdressing as a female (despite being biologically male) which led you to your discord moderation "job". I don't understand how someone can be as patheic and retarded as you. You single handedly make literal idiots (medical term) seem like fucking geniuses. Please, contact your local mental health institution before this gets out of hand. If you can get a medical professional or even a non licensed "doctor" to perform a lobotomy on you, that may make you more bearable to actual humans. If none of this works out for you then I suggest slitting your wrists (vertically not horizontally which you do all the time). Put yourself out of your misery, it would do you and the world a favor, you sexually abused bastard. Also, YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN. YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN YOU FUCKIJNG TRANNY I HOPE YOU KILL YOURSELF. Thank you for listening to my blogpost, also my advice also applies to the rest of the staff team such as @#2300 @#1247 @#3395 @#7895 @#2912 @#1337 @#8205 @-#4933 @#0001

I am a registered sex offender I stuck my dick into a blender Your mom is a transgender I am a professional nude sender You know that I be dominating My cock and balls are rotating Ice on my wrist, I could go skating Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating I have a huge fucking cock I nut inside my sock I walk around in crocs While my dick is harder than a rock I fuck bitches in school Cause you know I'm fucking cool I jump inside my pool I take a hit from my Juul I don't actually smoke But I make your bitch choke Once I gave someone a stroke My cock is hard like oak You know I'm dropping fire You can sing my songs in the choir They call me Quagmire No, they don't, but at least it rhymes Ayy Alright everyone sing along for this next part I nutted inside your mom Yeah I nutted inside your mom Wooh Alright, here we go Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay You know I love being a sexist I eat pussy for breakfast Ice on my necklace I had sex with my dentist My fanbase is getting bigger Your hoe is a gold digger I wear Tommy Hilfiger While I pull on the trigger Woah, woah, woah, that was risky My bitch just turned 60 She knows my cum is sticky But her pussy is squeaky like mickey My lines are hotter than the stars When I'm dropping these crazy bars My cum has filled jars And stained so many cars Ay Your mom is a hoe Yeah

Does Tucker Carlson like shitting his pants? I don't know, and I'm not saying that he does; I'm just asking questions, here. But what I do know is... I've never been in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and didn't enjoy it... and neither has anyone else I've ever asked. Now, maybe that's just a coincidence. But maybe not. Surely, for someone as well known and popular as Tucker Carlson, there would be at least one person out there who was in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and then complained about having incontinence issues. If so, where are they? I think its telling that no such person has ever come forward.

Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.

Say, speaking of which, did I ever tell you how my buddy lost his penis?

Yeah, so we were out on the trail about four years back just doing some leafbooting, ya know, while things were crunchy and we were walking for maybe an hour or so when he tells me he has to take a piss, and I’m like, “Yeah, sure, bud. I’ll just sit tight right here”, as my own bladder sloshes around like a Christian's fishbowl, and so I see him walk out to a nice wide tree, ya know, one that can really take a blasting, and this tree isn’t far, so he pulls his dong out and I can see he’s bricked up, like fully bricked up because we had been at it all afternoon and his ol’ boy had been tucked in warm pants for a while so that fresh air must have woke him up—nothing weird, happens to everyone—and so as he’s peeling the bark off that sturdy, ancient, elm, a doe, a deer, swerves its head around the other side and, pal, it’s got a look in its eyes that I had not seen before and not seen since, and my buddy is frozen in place, paralyzed by a powerful piss, and that deer just waits patiently and watches, and I’m watching, and my buddy is watching, and as soon as his dong bobs up and down with those last few spurts, the deer wraps its mouth around his penis, and remember, my buddy is bricked up from the fresh air, and so this deer is latched on and just going to town on my guy over there, and it’s like porn-style sloppy with the gagging and slurping noises and strings of thick saliva, and my buddy doesn’t know what to do because, I mean c’mon, this is a delicate situation here, what with a wily cervid putting the juicy clamps and his cock and everything, so I’m scared, but I don’t want to get close to him because I know my own penis is just one flimsy zipper away from flopping out and going full mongrel, and the fellatey smell in the air was gonna assure that was gonna happen, and yeah, so my buddy is like trying to gently release the deer, but also just getting slob jobbed into oblivion, and just when he’s about give me a thumbs up and throw his hands on top of his head to let it ride—Snap!—she bites that thing clean off with all the juiciness of a freshly chargrilled bratwurst, and that deer with a mouthful of dong giddy-ups deep into the woods where we couldn’t possible be able to follow, and he’s stunned and I’m stunned and we’re both staring at his dick stump, and we’re both sorta impressed because that was a clean bite, like super clean, like it didn’t even start bleeding right away, and my theory is that this dick biting deer had bitten a dick before and she’ll bite a dick again, so suffice it to say, my buddy and I have not hiked that trail again without wearing steel panties like the ranger suggests.

So, ya know, if that tree wouldn'ta looked nice enough to blast with piss, then who knows where my buddy's penis would be today.

A little backstory, I have always been aroused by Pepsi cola. Its blue hue gives my pecker a little stimulation. Today I was sat in bed drinking a can of Pepsi. When I finished the can, I went through my usual routine of strokin’ my johnson until my full load of johnson juice fills up the can. As soon as I started stroking, The can started to grow. I panicked and threw it into my closet. Then a minute later, out stepped Pepsiman. He was just like the classic 90’s mascot, except one big, huge, throbbing difference. There it hung, in its full metallic sheen. It was reminiscent of all the violent horse pornography I was addicted to, but thats another story. He came up to me and forced me onto the bed. He then slid in his shiny boner, and it felt oh so good. The aluminum slid into my tight little chocolate starfish so well. After about 2 hours and 9 inches of my little bung hole being spread, he finally started to cum. He started to shake violently, which made it feel even better. Then, his gargantuan load blasted into me. I could feel the warm pepsi rising through my body. Eventually, it was everywhere. The thickened pepsi made me feel all good inside, and the carbonation was the cherry on top. Eventually though, all good things must end. Pepsiman walked back into my closet, his stiff horse penis bouncing with every beat of his metallic heart. He waved and shut the closet door. So here I am now, typing this while in the bathtub with fermented pepsi pouring out of me. Its seeped into my blood, which in turn with the colours of pepsi, have turned me into a black man. The extra pepsi in my blood has also made my billy bobber extend another 10 inches. What should I do?

Hi My name is ConfuzedGaming and I sometimes stream and make youtube videos

Can find my youtube here and twich here

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PC specs

RAM: 8GB DDR4 RAM

GPU;Nvidia Geforce GTX 1060 6GB

CPU:Intel Core i7-7700

Monitor: Awful samsung monitor from 2002 1680x1050 resolution

Mouse:Arokh X1 Gaming mouse

Keyboard:PICTEK mechanical keyboard

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Who will I play with?

I will mostly play with my freind shugglebhoy (his youtube is here

or my freind pickpig(his youtube/twitch is here

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What games will I play?

I will mostly stream multiplayer games such as Rainbow Six:Siege, PUBG, Fortnite(Rareley as I play it very casually), Overwatch(as soon as brigitte is nerfed) and Gmod. I might also play modded bethesda games such as Fallout or skyrim.

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Joined Feb 7, 2018

Yeah, so we were out on the trail about four years back just doing some leafbooting, ya know, while things were crunchy and we were walking for maybe an hour or so when he tells me he has to take a piss, and I’m like, “Yeah, sure, bud. I’ll just sit tight right here”, as my own bladder sloshes around like a Christian's fishbowl, and so I see him walk out to a nice wide tree, ya know, one that can really take a blasting, and this tree isn’t far, so he pulls his dong out and I can see he’s bricked up, like fully bricked up because we had been at it all afternoon and his ol’ boy had been tucked in warm pants for a while so that fresh air must have woke him up—nothing weird, happens to everyone—and so as he’s peeling the bark off that sturdy, ancient, elm, a doe, a deer, swerves its head around the other side and, pal, it’s got a look in its eyes that I had not seen before and not seen since, and my buddy is frozen in place, paralyzed by a powerful piss, and that deer just waits patiently and watches, and I’m watching, and my buddy is watching, and as soon as his dong bobs up and down with those last few spurts, the deer wraps its mouth around his penis, and remember, my buddy is bricked up from the fresh air, and so this deer is latched on and just going to town on my guy over there, and it’s like porn-style sloppy with the gagging and slurping noises and strings of thick saliva, and my buddy doesn’t know what to do because, I mean c’mon, this is a delicate situation here, what with a wily cervid putting the juicy clamps and his cock and everything, so I’m scared, but I don’t want to get close to him because I know my own penis is just one flimsy zipper away from flopping out and going full mongrel, and the fellatey smell in the air was gonna assure that was gonna happen, and yeah, so my buddy is like trying to gently release the deer, but also just getting slob jobbed into oblivion, and just when he’s about give me a thumbs up and throw his hands on top of his head to let it ride—*Snap!*—she bites that thing clean off with all the juiciness of a freshly chargrilled bratwurst, and that deer with a mouthful of dong giddy-ups deep into the woods where we couldn’t possible be able to follow, and he’s stunned and I’m stunned and we’re both staring at his dick stump, and we’re both sorta impressed because that was a clean bite, like super clean, like it didn’t even start bleeding right away, and my theory is that this dick biting deer had bitten a dick before and she’ll bite a dick again, so suffice it to say, my buddy and I have not hiked that trail again without wearing steel panties like the ranger suggests.

Water is wet. But really. And this is not just a physical thing either. But it's as though anime females are BY DESIGN what real females SHOULD aspire to. As a token example, let's say Officer Jenny. That sense of dutifulness. She is naturally helpful and kind to strangers. She cares about her appearance as a courtesy to others around her, but not in a vain way. Even in rejecting Brock, who is generally a huge creep in the series, [she's very polite about it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqXdS9IxMlU). I know it's silly to ask bio females to try to be an anime character, it's incredibly lofty, and offensive to the entire construction of who they were at that point. But they are doing it wrong and NEED to know it. It's good to ASPIRE. And I don't know why mostly it's only nerdy libertarian men that aren't offended by this concept. Men aren't offended that jacked dudes exist, and occupy most of the superhero genre. Men are not offended to ASPIRE to something.


But these fucking females. They don't because they've got massive BIG DICK ENERGY-- completely confident that their SHIT bodies and SJW livelaughlove dog yoga personalities is what the world should revolve around-- and all the fucking cucks just eat that shit up. That's the whole fucking economy right there. They don't know what's possible because they don't anime. It's because of cucks that don't watch anime and don't set standards that we are in this mess.


The day anime reeks of fat acceptance and all of the STINK of self-acceptance bullshit of the west, is the day it no longer has a point. The escapism of anime IS an aspiration. There's almost something rapey the way SJWs need usurp our sacred safespaces and infect it with their trite, ugly, and conformist reality. They are utterly antagonistic toward incel men having any pleasure whatsoever.

So last night around midnight I decided to watch some po\*n...while i was selecting few good ones to watch...and as you guys know that some sites open here in India and few do not..and i opened a site called SunP\*\*no which i didn't know that was banned here...and all of a sudden my screen freezes .....a tab opens...automatically...with police siren in the background...the site said "Delhi Cyber Crime Branch...Delhi Police"...it said i was being fined for watching banned adult content...and they asked for credit card no. and CVV and all so they can collect the fine.... I fucking almost shat my pants..i just froze....i didn't know what to do....the fucking police siren in earphones was loud af...the screen was frozen ....i couldn't close the tab or anything...finally i pressed the Windows key..and closed the whole browser from the system tray...i constantly check my email...if i had gottne any mail from the Cyber Police...but i haven't yet... So guys be carefull...

What's up, ladies? I'm a true alpha male looking for a woman who can keep up with me. I don't have time for girls who can't handle my energy and confidence. I'm a boss in every aspect of my life and I'm looking for a woman who knows how to treat a real man. I'm not like those beta males out there who simp and worship women. I know my worth and I won't settle for anything less than a queen who can appreciate me for who I am.

I may still live with my parents, but that's just because I choose to save money and focus on building my empire. Trust me, I have big plans for my future and I don't need a woman holding me back. I've never been with a woman before, but that's only because I refuse to settle for anything less than the best.

I'm still a virgin but it's not because I can't get laid. It's because I choose not to waste my time on women who aren't worthy of me. If you want to be with me, you better be prepared to work hard to impress me. I don't understand women and I don't care to. They're all the same anyway, just looking for a man to take care of them. Well, sorry ladies, I'm not your sugar daddy. I have better things to do with my money than spend it on a woman who's just going to leave me when she finds someone better.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle a real man like me, then don't be afraid to message me. But don't waste my time if you're not ready to be treated like a queen. I only have time for women who know their place and can keep up with my alpha energy.

Oh-ooh-oh-ooh
I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
I want her so I can stop using my hand
Every single day, while watching anime
I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
I want to feel her touch, mainly on my crotch
I want my own Hentai girl
And she would sing
La-la-la-la [x46]

Masturbate to cartoons

And she would sing
La-la-la-la [x46]

Masturbate to cartoons

Oh-ooh-oh-ooh
I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
I want her so I can stop using my hand
Every single day, while watching anime
I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
I want to feel her touch, mainly on my crotch
I want my own Hentai girl
And she would sing
La-la-la-la [x46]

Masturbate to cartoons

And she would sing
La-la-la-la [x46]

One day, while Andy was masterbating, and Woody, got wood. He could no longer help himself. He watched Andy as he stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy, which startled him and cause him to pee all over the floor; And on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever. Woody said, “Andy-senpai!! I’m alive, and I want to be….. Inside of you!!” Andy said, “Oh Woody-Chan, I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!” Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube, and rubbed it all over his head. Woody exclaimed, “Oh my!! It’s cherry flavored lube, cherry is myyyy favorite!” Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy’s tight ass. The other toys in the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth, into Andy’s nice ass; Continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became so…. Aroused, and they all gathered around Woody and Andy, and started to urinate all over them, and they started to masterbait. Andy exclaimed, “Oh my goodness, Woody-Chan! You’re churning my insides up so well! Your plastic nose is stimulating my prostate!! Oh, yes Andy!!” All the other toys became SO aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed woody completely inside Andy’s tight kawaii ass, and they all started to go inside too. All of them wanted to be inside Andy’s nice, round ass. Andy screeched, “No, wait fellas! My ass cannot hold this much! I’m getting so full 🤤!!” All the toys went inside of poor, squirming Andy’s asshole, and just like you could guess, he was pretty much VERY full, and Andy died, from having his insides so sexually stimulated. The mother came inside and saw Andy, dead, with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus. With a huge belly, fully of sexually deviant toys. The sight disgusted her, or…. Perhaps…. Did it? Only time will tell……

A good time killer with a strange but funny humor and fun to kill enemies to the music, the disco was especially amused :D

If you are bored and have nothing to do, then you can take this toy and neigh for half an hour. Good luck with the development, I hope there will be new updates

Did I ever tell you how my buddy lost his penis?

Yeah, so we were out on the trail about four years back just doing some leafbooting, ya know, while things were crunchy and we were walking for maybe an hour or so when he tells me he has to take a piss, and I’m like, “Yeah, sure, bud. I’ll just sit tight right here”, as my own bladder sloshes around like a Christian's fishbowl, and so I see him walk out to a nice wide tree, ya know, one that can really take a blasting, and this tree isn’t far, so he pulls his dong out and I can see he’s bricked up, like fully bricked up because we had been at it all afternoon and his ol’ boy had been tucked in warm pants for a while so that fresh air must have woke him up—nothing weird, happens to everyone—and so as he’s peeling the bark off that sturdy, ancient, elm, a doe, a deer, swerves its head around the other side and, pal, it’s got a look in its eyes that I had not seen before and not seen since, and my buddy is frozen in place, paralyzed by a powerful piss, and that deer just waits patiently and watches, and I’m watching, and my buddy is watching, and as soon as his dong bobs up and down with those last few spurts, the deer wraps its mouth around his penis, and remember, my buddy is bricked up from the fresh air, and so this deer is latched on and just going to town on my guy over there, and it’s like porn-style sloppy with the gagging and slurping noises and strings of thick saliva, and my buddy doesn’t know what to do because, I mean c’mon, this is a delicate situation here, what with a wily cervid putting the juicy clamps and his cock and everything, so I’m scared, but I don’t want to get close to him because I know my own penis is just one flimsy zipper away from flopping out and going full mongrel, and the fellatey smell in the air was gonna assure that was gonna happen, and yeah, so my buddy is like trying to gently release the deer, but also just getting slob jobbed into oblivion, and just when he’s about give me a thumbs up and throw his hands on top of his head to let it ride—Snap!—she bites that thing clean off with all the juiciness of a freshly chargrilled bratwurst, and that deer with a mouthful of dong giddy-ups deep into the woods where we couldn’t possible be able to follow, and he’s stunned and I’m stunned and we’re both staring at his dick stump, and we’re both sorta impressed because that was a clean bite, like super clean, like it didn’t even start bleeding right away, and my theory is that this dick biting deer had bitten a dick before and she’ll bite a dick again, so suffice it to say, my buddy and I have not hiked that trail again without wearing steel panties like the ranger suggests.

So, ya know, if that tree wouldn'ta looked nice enough to blast with piss, then who knows where my buddy's penis would be today.