hey there little girll 🥵🥵 how you doin??😘 oh me? Just wondering about your address, when you're alone, your name, and your age.😗 Funny question really you may just want to laugh you know😂😂 How old are you and do you go to school? HMmm? Oh you're 10?? Even better🥵 Now meow for daddy 🥰 It'll make me cum so hard!11!!!

OH MY GOODNESS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE WARIO LAND 4! IT'S LIKE A GAME MADE JUST FOR ME, MAN. I MEAN, THE AUDIO EFFECTS IN THIS GAME ARE INSANELY GOOD. EVERY TIME WARIO JUMPS OR ATTACKS, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES, MAN. AND THE MUSIC? DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED! IT'S LIKE A JAMMING PARTY IN MY EARS, AND I CAN'T HELP BUT GROOVE ALONG WITH IT WHILE PLAYING.

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AND THE ESCAPE SEQUENCES, OH BOY! THEY'RE FUN YET STRESSFUL AF! I MEAN, I GET MY HEART POUNDING AND MY ADRENALINE PUMPING LIKE CRAZY WHEN I'M RACING AGAINST THE CLOCK TO ESCAPE FROM THOSE CRAZY TRAPS AND OBSTACLES. THE SENSE OF URGENCY IS THROUGH THE ROOF, AND IT KEEPS ME ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT, MAN.

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AND THE LEVEL DESIGN! IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, BRO. THE WAY THE LEVELS ARE CRAFTED WITH SECRET PASSAGES, HIDDEN TREASURES, AND PUZZLES TO SOLVE, IT'S JUST MIND-BLOWING. I FEEL LIKE I'M ON A TREASURE HUNT EVERY TIME I PLAY, AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.

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PLUS, WARIO HIMSELF IS JUST A BADASS, MAN. HE'S GOT THAT ATTITUDE, THAT SWAGGER, AND THAT INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR TREASURE THAT I CAN TOTALLY RELATE TO. I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE A WEALTHY TREASURE-HUNTING BADASS LIKE WARIO, RIGHT?

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AND THE GRAPHICS, DUDE! THEY'RE SO VIBRANT AND COLORFUL, AND THE SPRITE WORK IS ON POINT. IT'S LIKE A VISUAL FEAST FOR MY EYES, AND I CAN'T HELP BUT GET LOST IN THE LUSH ENVIRONMENTS AND DETAILED SPRITES. IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, MAN.

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AND THE BOSS BATTLES! THEY'RE EPIC, INSANE, AND CHALLENGING AS HELL! I MEAN, THOSE GIANT MONSTERS THROWING CRAZY ATTACKS AT WARIO WHILE I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THEIR WEAKNESSES, IT'S LIKE A THRILL RIDE THAT KEEPS ME ON MY TOES AND KEEPS ME COMING BACK FOR MORE.

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I COULD PLAY WARIO LAND 4 ALL DAY, EVERY DAY, AND NEVER GET BORED. IT'S JUST THAT GOOD, MAN. IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF AWESOME AUDIO EFFECTS, KICK-ASS MUSIC, INTENSE ESCAPE SEQUENCES, INCREDIBLE LEVEL DESIGN, A BADASS PROTAGONIST, GORGEOUS GRAPHICS, AND EPIC BOSS BATTLES. IT'S LIKE A GAMING MASTERPIECE, AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. I'M OBSESSED, MAN. WARIO LAND 4 IS MY JAM, MY ADDICTION, AND MY ULTIMATE GAMING LOVE. LONG LIVE WARIO LAND 4! #WarioLand4Obsession #BestGameEver #EffingLoveIt!

I don’t get the hype for this RNG-centric “game”.

This has been appearing all over my YouTube feed, and I finally gave in and watched Retromation’s playthrough. And quite frankly, I was **NOT** impressed! It’s just a dice rolling game against AI. There are many flaws. And I mean MANY.

**First off, permadeath and RNG are both horrible mechanics.** Starting over when you die is never a good mechanic. And the RNG is absolutely abominational. Finding items in chests or in the shop is completely random, and probably won’t give you what you want. At least in most cases. And don’t even get me started on the. F\*\*king. *Dice.* So many of Retro’s games were lost because Buster or whatever he was fighting rolled too many high numbers.

I honestly don’t get how Retromations managed to live through an entire **152 GOD DAMN VIDEOS** without giving up or quitting. And I’ve only watched like 30 of them so far, and each of them were 30 minutes to an hour long. That’s probably about 100 hours, probably even more, spent on this “game”.

**Secondly. Freeze is a ridiculously OP effect that completely trivializes most enemies and even some bosses, and it sounds extremely annoying to go against ice-based enemies.** I don’t even need to explain this. Get a freeze item by complete luck and you automatically win the game as long as you don’t run into ice enemies or have Scathach as your final boss. And those two things rely on… guess what? MORE RNG!! *Sigh.* Going against an ice enemy like the Snowman or Yeti means you are almost guaranteed to take a monstrous amount of damage, and unless you have a super stall build like shield bash or super heal (which again relies on more RNG), there’s not much you can do to stop it. If you do have those builds, congratulations! Now you get to spend 10-15 minutes on a useless fight that will only get you a few points towards your next level. Isn’t that fun?

**Third, you can lose even if you played perfectly.** Especially in these god-awful “Elimination Rounds” that make the playing experience a hell of a lot worse! There’s too easy, and too hard, and this game looks to be WAY too hard.

**Fourth - it REALLY SUCKS that music that I consider to be really great had to be a tied to a game that I don’t care about one bit (in fact any sane person would not buy and play this ”game) and will never buy.** I really liked the music, just would rather have had it tied to another game, and not a game that basically has all the “Don’ts” of game developing inside of it.

*B-b-but the game is called Dicey Dung-*

I DON’T CARE. Rename it to something else and remove all of the dice from the game, and make cards playable without the need of getting lucky. If I wanted to play a dice game, I’d go play Yahtzee. Because at this point, this game is just Yahtzee that costs money.

**RANT OVER**

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In the viral Pornhub video "Thick StepSis fucks me before she goes on her date On Valentines Day", the stepbrother is seen playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

This alone isn't much of note, however, he is shown to have been in Emerald Hill Zone Act 1 for over six minutes.

For research purposes, I booted up Sonic Origins to see how long it would take me to reach this point.

I am by no means the best Sonic 2 player in the world, but this is ridiculous.

It should also be noted that the stepbrother is not playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 in it's native 4:3 aspect ratio.

For some gross reason, he has chosen to play the game even more stretched out than his sister.

Not sure if this is too NSFW for this sub, but I'm genuinely curious! I know it is popular to do mental math problems to distract oneself but I can't be the only one to go through mainline opening theory!

I usually just visualize a low theory opening like the London or caro and that distracts me enough

Please tell me I am not crazy here lol.

Referring to black men as “thugs” in a sexual context notably was present in the case of 14-year-old Emmett Till’s murder by police, and also rape by white women of black men is incredibly underreported and very common. The use of the word “thug” to refer to black men directly correlates with their fetishization and dehumanization.

Stop posting this on 196.

Had a patient once. He told me once how he and his also very morbidly obese wife have sexy time. The first method was to go furniture shopping. Preferably solid wood type and find the best sturdy dinning room table you can afford. The caveat is you to get one with the removable leaves. The center sections for expanding the table length.

Once time for the moment you take your special lady to the dinning room table. Remove all the leaves from the table. Then proceed to bend her over the table. Putting all her front goodies through the empty section of the table while her arms are braced on either side so you can now have full access to her hind quarters. Once she is good and n ready. You go ahead and lift your massive stomach and fupa on her back and use your dick sonar to find her wet dark abyss and rail away like you might die from a massive coronary heart attack in the White Castle parking lot the next day.

Bonus round is he also told me sometimes he would ask his neighbor to help out. Having his friend use a broom stick to hold up his wife's goodies so he may gain access to the yeasty goodness...

This is the way...

Egyptians are Egyptians. The Afroamericans came from west Africa. All black people depending on one small region where they live, are just not the same people, they just have the same skin pigmentation. When it comes to DNA the american indians, hawaians, aboriginal australians and many tribes of africa, are different people genetically speaking. If you think all black people are the same, then you are uneducated. The ancient Egyptians werent black. They were Egyptians. And even if they were black, black people from U.S.A who came from west Africa would have nothing to do with them. Sorry to break your bubble

Anime is sexist towards men and anti male sometimes. It shows women hitting men as a joke, basically promoting domestic violence against men even though they are actually MORE likely to experience domestic violence than women. It also treats men like raging perverts by giving them nosebleeds when staring at a girl and tends to have scenes where men grab women’s breasts and find them naked or in their underwear. Sometimes there are also panty flash scenes where a guy will drool over a girl who exposes her panties, because apparently only men can be perverted peeping toms and predators despite the fact that female sexual predators exist. Lolicon in the anime community is taboo despite the fact that it’s just drawings because society likes to demonize male sexuality who just want to fap to cartoons in peace, but no one talks about female fujoshits who are into shota and yaoi rape. Men are the most oppressed gender on the planet and it is getting more anti-male everyday. Anime is promoting sexist tropes against men and is probably being overrun by feminists and SJWs nowadays. Even streaming services like Crunchyroll are promoting Steven Universe knockoffs of SJW American cartoons like “High Guardian Spice” who are probably going to be full of virtue signaling and anti male propaganda. Does anyone else feel that misandry in anime has gone too far?

Як же мене заїбала горизонтальна версія калькулятору на айфонах
Кожен раз, як я хочу щось порахувать. От наприклад скільки яблук в мене лишилося. От з'їв я 5 а було тільки сука 6! Так що мені нахуй робить?!?!??! І кожен раз, як я сукк відкриваю обкінчяний моїм цуциком калькулятор він брляаать перевертається і показує мені ці всі довбнуті знаки. Я їх навіть не знаю!. І шо, що я гуманітарій, що я не вчився на сантехніка? Може я блять просто хочу писати коли на пітоні і поїдати смаколий воппер в бургер кінзі! І що, що мені подобається тримати телефон горизонтально? Якщо я колись доб'юся попадання до епл, то я влаштуюся в офіс в Нью-Йорку і вбью там всіх НАХУЙ. Я візьму коробочку від аерподс, придурюсі, ніби там вибухівка, варто тільки відкрити. А сам буду ховати в кишені реальну пушку. Я зберу всіх до холу, де виїбу всіх цуценят і змушу їх поміняти дизайн. Це не рофл. Мені завтра має прийти відповідь од епл. Чекайте

You still didn’t address the force after the rancor counter.

See your going on a tyrade in a situation that doesn’t matter. If you go lord hole, darth Vader still fucking wins. Imp fireballs get up to the heat of the sun and still damage the fucker. Doom lore is flawed cus your mixing. It’s made to be entertaining not accurate, and it’s made that clear. We’re going by what we see cus that’s what makes it a fight. Darth vaders lore is he lives in the fucking force. Doom guy would fight a damn room. Also light and plasma isn’t the same thing either, The fact I even have to say that is bay shit insane. Youv yet to put an arguement to actually counter force, the one entity that would end a fight. And the rail gun situation is an ass statement anyways he was litterally shot from mars why would a rail gun be your arguement in a suit that wasn’t even eternals. Your bringing evidence like a fucking fanboy now someone unbiased. I’ve played it through and through, the only real way doom guy wins is BFG. We already talked about that with another person. Idk why your trying to puff your chest, knowledge in fixing a car is shit in marketing. Your putting the wrong knowledge in the wrong place, mixing lore, expressing the actual gameplay of him to not be used here. That’s exactly what’s used here, he’s killable. Not easily but in this situation even going through all of eternals lore, he has no force counter. Your building a wooden wall to fend a 50cal. Your arguement is useless if you can’t mount the problem infront of you. Use basic form, solve your problem. Your building a moutain for a black hole. The rancor arguement was crushed cus the material was what made it through, even so darth is still shown to ignore any fucking covering to run under and through virtually anything like the predator suit. He can get hit and killed, force through that fucking helmet won’t even matter. AND I’m any other more his armor isn’t fully on he has bare skin. Again stop being an insecure piece of shit who can’t take a instance we’re your favorite shit looses. Darth was built with character, and lore is limited to press power. That’s what makes him over powered. Slayer can go through as many Disney princesses as he wants, his sorry ass still can’t outplay any universe that runs with outer forces of nature. It’s been proven in his fucking game to. There’s litterally a doom hunter based off a species that’d fuck up his kind like candy, and again used plasma rocket and all sorts to kill slayer. Your arguement holds no value if you didn’t solve the problem infront of you. He’s killable deal with it. Vaders only been killable in the situations of his own personal weakness, and that’s just the side of him. Now STOP filling my fucking notifications with your useless Ass petty sack of shit arguement that goes through everything but the broccoli on your plate

Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that I wanted to purchase a video of you spreading your ass.. how much would it cost me?

h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ^ )uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃)

I have two male pit mixes and they're more or less in a gay relationship with eachother. They fuck each other a lot. I tried to stop them at first but they just keep going right to it so I just gave up. Well my neighbor came over once and complained about them fucking in the front yard (I usually put them in back) she was very rude about and I don't like her or her husband anyway so now I only put them in the front yard and I will also keep them from fucking in the house if I can so they fuck out in the front yard the most.

My neighbors husband came over too and complained the other day. He's a preppy stuck up dick. I told him it's a free country and my gay dogs can fuck in the yard if they want. He didn't like that and said he was gonna call the cops. The cops never came but my dogs still fuck in the yard and I sometimes see my neighbors shut their blinds angrily while they fuck lol

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You guys are very immature for caring more about someone else’s lifestyle than yourselves to the point you guys are telling me to do something that will kill me faster. I get it. I understand parental neglect and bullying so you take your anger out on others. The point is that your opinion is very much valid and not wrong but you sharing it does nothing but cause drama. We (assumption) are all past the age of 12 so grow up and focus on your damn selves. 📷 -Taco

I would just like to announce that I am exactly 6.2 inches. I have measured with numerous objects- monster cans, a samsung galaxy s9 , measuring tape. And I would like to say that I am quite satisfied with my dick length. Thank you.

hey could you delete this? A lot of people on r/GenericTransSubreddit don't have this, so it's pretty insensitive :/

Feasting on the insides of your enemies. How easily you ignore the loss of life when it suits your convenience. So tell me: who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak? Kill or be killed Jack. Phnom Penh taught me that. Yes, you aren’t the only one to grow up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent but an effective teacher. It’s final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: that this world, and all it’s people are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture — they are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair... All memes, all passed along. You can’t fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong pray upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a tool. Something that saves lives — a means of justice. Now there’s a pretty meme. Exquisite! It’s spared you the burden of all the lives you’ve taken... ...absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it. That is until the illusion was broken. Don’t be ashamed. It’s only nature, running its course. You have no choices to make. Nothing to answer for. You can die with a clear conscience.