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*Discord Mobile users!!* Fair warning: The Sparkles emoji
⚠️ **Cannot be trusted!!** ⚠️
Trust me guys, the sparkling emoji which looks like this btw (✨) is cursed should be avoided in all costs!!!
WHATEVER YOU DO,, Do not click on that emoji from any message!! And if you did click on that emoji, definitley do *not* hold the emoji icon on the pop-up card that shows up for a few seconds!!! The sparkles emoji represent a portal, where you can travel in between dimensions if you do the steps correctly, it's like the Nether portal for minecraft. Speaking of nether portals, if do enter it correctly you will enter what i like to describe, the Nether (from minecraft btw) VERSION of Discord, except more accurate, because it represents hell MORE and is 10x more painful than the nether. Please avoid it at all costs, it's very scary. Rumor has it it that one day we all will be going to this dimension either way. I have also gathered testimonies of some discord users. One user with the nickname 'GoFindADecentName' who, mind you, is an admin, have said, "that had to be the worst 20 seconds of my life." Another person with the nickname of 'Penis' commented, "HOW DO I TURN THIS SHIT OFF," and finally, a moderator with the nickname 'bakwan jagung' have responded with "WHAT THE FU K, WHEREAM I". As you can see, it has caused severe trauma to users attempting to explore discord's most dangerous feature. Some users going out may experience anxiousness for the future of discord. Pc users, you are all fine and do not need to worry about accidentally going to hell because of the sparkles emote 🙂

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Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.

Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as Grammar Nazis) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet.

That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear.

Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:

cum.

Okay so the only difference between a femboy and a woman is their reproductive organ right? Hope we can all agree on that. Now, when does the reproductive organ becomes relevant? During sex, of course. Now let's say that an 18 years old guy dates a femboy that is also 18. Things get very spicy and they have sex on their first date. Say, everything goes well and they have a healthy relationship for the rest of their life. They get married, have stable jobs and are happy. Now, the average age that people stop having sex is 80. An average couple have sex once a week and each sessions average 5 minutes. Since they're going to stop having sex at 80 we can subtract that by 18 and we'll get 62 which is 3,235 weeks. So they'll have sex 3,235 times in that 62 years. 62 years can be converted into 32,608,823.5 minutes. 3235 times of sex means 16,175 minutes of sex, assuming sex averages at 5 minutes. We can calculate this into percentage and we'll get around 0.05%. In that 62 years, only 0.05% of it is sex. Do you see how little the difference is now?

Hey everyone, I'm a baker and I recently made a cake with some unusual ingredients - rat and brussels sprouts. I thought it would be funny and unique, but I quickly learned that using unsafe and illegal ingredients in food is no laughing matter.

Not only did I violate health and safety guidelines, but I also put my customers' health at risk. Using rat in food is a serious violation of health and safety guidelines and can cause serious health problems. It's important to prioritize the safety of your customers and follow all of the FDA's guidelines when creating and selling food products.

So please, don't be a baker like me. Avoid using unsafe and illegal ingredients in your food, and prioritize the safety and well-being of your customers. Let's work together to promote safe and healthy food practices

Why do I have to be so fertile? Just now, I was looking at some really hot D.va porn, but I busted into my eye. I was laying down, and the trajectory went to my eye. Why? To add insult to injury, it was like a garden hose. So after shooting everywhere and cleaning my face up, I had to check everywhere for small puddles. I guess I'd rather be a super fertile garden hose of virility rather than some erectile disfunction asshole with watery cum, but this is a real monkey paw of a situation here.

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Why tfue is the best at Fortnite

He’s a god

Tfue is really good at Fortnite and he’s really good at aiming

God + Aiming = Tfue

He respects defaults

He likes defaults, and he is a default skin tfue is one of few people that likes defaults

He is a good streamer

He is a good streamer but he was the cause of the death of the burst

He is respectful towards mobile and console players

He is nice to console players because he understands that it’s hard to play on console

He is not rude to other Fortnite players

Tfue does not call other gamers trash or bad

(He is not rude to people like ninja when he rages)

He supports other gamers when people say their bad

>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD!
>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
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>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
*Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™ running Pokémon™ SV against floor in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT. IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE A TYPHLOSION. WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CUKOLD COMMUNITY NOW! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TOBY FOX I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!

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Cats can be the most fun and cuddly friends around, and they are remarkably intelligent companions. If you're considering adopting your own adorable cat, keep in mind that your little friend's personality will at least in part depend on how well they've been socialized. Have you had a dream where the soft kitten is purring on your lap? It's a great idea to become familiar with cat socialization techniques so you can help your friend feel comfortable enough to cuddle with you. [Read More...](https://www.makeyourselfknowledgeable.com/2023/04/how-to-properly-socializing-kitten.html)

Okay, hear me out guys: Breaking Bad is the best romance show ever made. I know, I know, it's not a typical love story with a happily-ever-after ending, but trust me on this one.

First of all, there's Walter White and Jesse Pinkman. They have such an intense, complicated relationship that it's hard not to ship them. I mean, come on, they've been through so much together. They've cooked meth, committed crimes, and even saved each other's lives. If that's not true love, I don't know what is.

And let's not forget about Walter and Skyler's marriage. It's like a rollercoaster ride of emotions. They start off as this boring, suburban couple, but as the series progresses, their relationship becomes more and more complex. There are moments when you think they're going to split up, but then they come together again. It's like a twisted, dysfunctional version of "will they, won't they?"

And finally, there's the love story between Gus Fring and his chicken restaurant. I mean, have you seen the way he talks about his food? It's like he's in love with it. The way he looks at his fried chicken, it's pure romance.

So, in conclusion, Breaking Bad may not be your typical romance show, but it's got all the elements of a great love story. Drama, passion, and fried chicken. What more could you want?

First, I am going to set some ground rules.

\- Neither I, nor the human have access to advanced weaponry (short pointy sticks, boom sticks, that bad-smelling spray thing, Bearco. patented Human Spray, etc.)

\- Specifically a 220lbs, 5'11, well built male human, quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180 lbs, who has also played contact sports his entire life.

\- I do not need to kill the human, just take out all of their organs and cause massive bleeding.

\- Both the human and I get to listen to human growl music before the fight.

The stats: (All my stats I found from [pornhub.com](https://pornhub.com) \- I trust they are accurate but I apologize if they are not.)

\- As mentioned, specifically a 220lbs, 5'11, well built male human, quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180 lbs, who has also played contact sports his entire life.

\- I weigh 180 lbs and am 6ft tall

\- I have eaten 5 large dogs and "have those dawgs in me" as humans may say.

The fight:

In a boxing match, I win as I am much stronger. They would be unable to run away as I am much faster. Neither of these are viable options. Thus I only see two options in which they emerge the victor.

The first way would be for them to choke me out. They would need to avoid my mouth and paws , but if they were able to get behind me due to my poor eyesight (I know we have good eyesight but I had another guy try to fight me last year and he tried poking my eyes out while we fought and it hasn't really been the same since, absolutely mauled that guy tho lol). I would have to have a very thin neck and not think of retaliating against this at all, even though I can kill him with a single swipe.

The second way would be for them to blind me. In this scenario they would need to be fully prepared to sacrifice an arm, a leg, their testicles, two eyes, a nose, half an ear, their scalp, a kidney, and their lungs, and while I am attacking them, they would use sticks or fingers to try to blind me. I am aware that I have small eyes, however, if they really concentrated while I was having a nice liver breakfast, I believe they might be able to hit their target.

TL/DR: I could beat a human in a fight, but if they could blind me or choke me out, I'm absolutely dead.

EDIT: I have been informed that humans cannot in fact live without their lungs.

I was shopping around a Lego store for Lego sets and whatnot and I spotted something extremely lewd and inappropriate… an employee at the Lego store was wearing a *"pride" pin* at a kids store.

This fucking groomer, I kid you not, was wearing the flag of gay devil sex and pedophiles galore. How could they expose this to children??!?!? I was disappointed, I actually didn’t like Lego before but I can’t believe they support this gender confusion!


So I had to tell him that. I had to warn and protect these kids from being exposed to this predatory behaviour! I thought maybe I could get the employee to change his mind! But instead I was told: "please stop yelling, you are disrupting customers" AND HE WHISPERED "you cannot be yelling about sexual acts like 'sucking dick' and 'eating vagina' here sir there are children here"

ALAS my efforts were MEANINGLESS as I was escorted to my leave. I was shocked, and scared for the future of our youthful generations being exposed to this. I have two beautiful sons, and now I know where one of them has been getting this pronoun idea from. What will happen if one day they’re trying to be a woman female baby maker and they find a man playing dress up?

So from hence forth I organised a petition to take this Lego store!! If anyone wants to join please click on my bio (it’s on Facebook 🥰)

So, Reddit. Am I the Asshole?

My son recently said that he wants to go to the hood and be a thughunter. I never thought that he would ever be a violent racist and now I'm scared. I raised that boy to be a peaceful, loving person to all races. He said he was going to get himself a thugshaker, is that codeword for shaking down impoverished black men? Do I call the police for this? Has anyone else heard of this thughunter community online?

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Zipperhead

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First, I am going to set some ground rules.

\- Neither I, nor the human have access to advanced weaponry (short pointy sticks, boom sticks, that bad-smelling spray thing, Bearco. patented Human Spray, etc.)

\- Specifically a 220lbs, 5'11, well built male human, quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180 lbs, who has also played contact sports his entire life.

\- I do not need to kill the human, just take out all of their organs and cause massive bleeding.

\- Both the human and I get to listen to human growl music before the fight.

The stats: (All my stats I found from [pornhub.com](https://pornhub.com) \- I trust they are accurate but I apologize if they are not.)

\- As mentioned, specifically a 220lbs, 5'11, well built male human, quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180 lbs, who has also played contact sports his entire life.

\- I weigh 180 lbs and am 6ft tall

\- I have eaten 5 large dogs and "have those dawgs in me" as humans may say.

The fight:

In a boxing match, I win as I am much stronger. They would be unable to run away as I am much faster. Neither of these are viable options. Thus I only see two options in which they emerge the victor.

The first way would be for them to choke me out. They would need to avoid my mouth and paws , but if they were able to get behind me due to my poor eyesight (I know we have good eyesight but I had another guy try to fight me last year and he tried poking my eyes out while we fought and it hasn't really been the same since, absolutely mauled that guy tho lol). I would have to have a very thin neck and not think of retaliating against this at all, even though I can kill him with a single swipe.

The second way would be for them to blind me. In this scenario they would need to be fully prepared to sacrifice an arm, a leg, their testicles, two eyes, a nose, half an ear, their scalp, a kidney, and their lungs, and while I am attacking them, they would use sticks or fingers to try to blind me. I am aware that I have small eyes, however, if they really concentrated while I was having a nice liver breakfast, I believe they might be able to hit their target.

TL/DR: I could beat a human in a fight, but if they could blind me or choke me out, I'm absolutely dead.

EDIT: I have been informed that humans cannot in fact live without their lungs.