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About 6 years ago, I was 11. My father wasn't present in my life, but my uncle was. We would always watch the Star Wars franchise every summer. This one time he asked me if I was into role-play, I asked him, "What is that?". He then proceeded to show me a video of a humans dressed up as movie characters and reenacting scenes. I got excited and screamed with joy. I asked him if we could go to Wal-Mart and pick out Star Wars outfits, he said, "Sure, buddy!". We then made our way to the costume section in Wal-Mart, I found a Luke Skywalker outfit and went to go try it on. My uncle found a Darth Vader outfit. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a lightsaber, I told my uncle, "Look! They have a lightsaber!". He laughed and asked if I wanted to get it, I immediately yelled "Yes!", we proceeded to go to checkout and I told the cashier what we were gonna do, the kind pretty lady thought it would be so fun and asked to join. My uncle smiled and said, "Sure." The lady went to go pick out her outfit and came back with a Rey outfit. My uncle complemented her and she smiled. We all then went home and got ready for our role-play, it didn't take me long to get dressed so while they were still getting dressed, I dimmed the lights and put on a Star Wars movie. They both came out and looked amazing! My uncle had the lightsaber in his hand and told the lady and I to close our eyes and turn around. We did so, and then I felt something poking me, my uncle was giggling. I then felt something go inside of my butt. I turned around to see what it was, and it was my uncle with the lightsaber. The lady opened her eyes and was confused, she then laughed and proceeded to take her clothes off one-by-one. My uncle then flipped me on my back and ripped my pants off, he then stuck the lightsaber up my butt. He stuck it so far up, you could see the beam of light in my stomach. The lady wanted to be next so he then did the same to her. When he pulled the lightsaber out of her, there was white stuff on it. I asked my uncle what is was and he said, "It's just melted marshmallows, buddy." I asked if I could try it and then he stuck it in my mouth. It was so gooey and sticky, but it was delicious. Then we all proceeded to stick the lightsaber into each others ass, we had such a fun time! Ever since then, I've loved role-play.

Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang the support Apex Legend”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting. First of all, her name isn’t “the support apex legend”, it’s Lifeline. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful person, and you would all do well to refer to her as such. If you don’t even know her name, than you have no right wanted to have sex with her!

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Secondly, wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Lifeline is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Lifeline, you should be disgusted with yourself.

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Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Lifeline is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such.

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I DO NOT want to bang “The support apex legend”. I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with lifeline. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her.

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I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful head to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes.

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However, if I were to ever have sex with Lifeline, I wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Lifeline were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft skin as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little hands running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna fuck every inch of her body, and give her pussy a lick so she does that thing that woman do where their legs spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets in her hair. But goddamn. I love that hair so much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous hair as possible.

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But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.

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But Loba on the other hand. Now she’s somebody that I’d wanna bang.

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You degenerates should be hunted like sparrows in 50's China.

My asshole can fit a car tire. If anyone actually reads this, keep in mind that an average asshole of a human being can dilate between 2-4 centimeters. One car tire is roughly 500x200 cm. So yeah, fitting a car tire in my asshole is probably a world record and should deserve a Guinness book of world records entry. My first piece of advice if you think you can beat this record is don’t even try. My second piece of advice is (if the first piece of advice is ignored), start small and gradually move on to bigger things. Anal bleeding ruins many articles of clothing including but not limited to socks and shoes. Actually, while we’re on the topic of anal stretching and clothes being ruined, you should know once the anus is stretched beyond 8 cm, the sphincter is rendered useless. Gravity will just pull turds right out of your ass with no regard for anything. If your diet is fiber rich, this may not be as big of a problem, as solid turds can be easily disposed. However, if you are a fan of taco bell, be warned that splash damage is a very real thing. It’s best during the anal stretching period to invest in a wide range of butt plugs.

Not only will this stem the tide of fecal matter making dramatic exits through what can only be described as an industrial laundry chute, but with the proper fitment the plugs will maintain your latest stretch during downtime. Proper resting with a press fit butt plug is good and allows the body to accept the new monstrosity that is the size of your asshole. Anal fissures are a by-product of stretching too rapidly without the necessary downtime and recovery. Anal fissures are extremely painful, especially when infected by wet bowel movements. The only benefit of anal stretching is lack of fart noise. Like a balloon stem, the known fart noise is caused by air movement vibrating the orifice it exits. Noise intensity are directly proportional to air speed velocity, while harshness of pitch is indirectly proportional to size of hole. With an escape hatch the size of a mini-sub, air speed velocity is virtually zero, thus no noise is heard. Any gas produced by the body and exiting the colon tends to just waft out as produced. I’m not even sure the action of “farting” is a thing when your asshole can fit a small adult inside of it. I suppose technically there is some air movement, but it would be no more significant than running a leaf blower through the grand canyon. Finally, it should be cautioned to never leave your expanded asshole uncovered, as birds, fish, and reptiles will nest in discovered cave dwellings. This then becomes a health and safety violation in many public settings that is best to generally avoid. I personally recommend having a sealed traffic cone or small inflatable raft handy when leaving your asshole alone for more than 5 minutes. Butt plugs are an option but only if you are staying under 24 centimeters in diameter. Greater than 24 centimeters, and the butt plug industry will have to create a custom sized plug (which is costly and generally best to avoid). So in conclusion, when going to the extremes of anal stretching, keep realistic goals, but always prepare ahead of time for a size you may think unattainable. Your anus will surprise you.

First, I am going to set some ground rules.

\- Neither I, nor the human have access to advanced weaponry (short pointy sticks, boom sticks, that bad-smelling spray thing, Bearco. patented Human Spray, etc.)

\- Specifically a 220lbs, 5'11, well built male human, quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180 lbs, who has also played contact sports his entire life.

\- I do not need to kill the human, just take out all of their organs and cause massive bleeding.

\- Both the human and I get to listen to human growl music before the fight.

The stats: (All my stats I found from [pornhub.com](https://pornhub.com) \- I trust they are accurate but I apologize if they are not.)

\- As mentioned, specifically a 220lbs, 5'11, well built male human, quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180 lbs, who has also played contact sports his entire life.

\- I weigh 180 lbs and am 6ft tall

\- I have eaten 5 large dogs and "have those dawgs in me" as humans may say.

The fight:

In a boxing match, I win as I am much stronger. They would be unable to run away as I am much faster. Neither of these are viable options. Thus I only see two options in which they emerge the victor.

The first way would be for them to choke me out. They would need to avoid my mouth and paws , but if they were able to get behind me due to my poor eyesight (I know we have good eyesight but I had another guy try to fight me last year and he tried poking my eyes out while we fought and it hasn't really been the same since, absolutely mauled that guy tho lol). I would have to have a very thin neck and not think of retaliating against this at all, even though I can kill him with a single swipe.

The second way would be for them to blind me. In this scenario they would need to be fully prepared to sacrifice an arm, a leg, their testicles, two eyes, a nose, half an ear, their scalp, a kidney, and their lungs, and while I am attacking them, they would use sticks or fingers to try to blind me. I am aware that I have small eyes, however, if they really concentrated while I was having a nice liver breakfast, I believe they might be able to hit their target.

TL/DR: I could beat a human in a fight, but if they could blind me or choke me out, I'm absolutely dead.

EDIT: I have been informed that humans cannot in fact live without their lungs.

It's said that there's a creature that lives in the depths of your pantry, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. It's not a ghost or a demon, but a creature made entirely out of cum.

Legend has it that the cum monster was created by a chef who wanted to make the ultimate cum dish. He used every ingredient he could find, and in a moment of madness, he added a dash of magic to the mix. The cum came to life and formed itself into a creature that would forever roam the world in search of more ingredients.

If you listen closely, you can hear the cum monster moving around in your pantry, searching for something to eat. And if you're not careful, it might just take a liking to you.

But don't worry, there is a way to defeat the cum monster. All you need is a ball. Fill the ball with cum, and now you have the ultimate "cum ball". And the next thing you have to do is eat the cum ball. After eating the cum ball, you will become as powerful as the cum monster. Now you can easily fight and defeat him.

So, the next time you hear strange noises coming from your pantry, don't be afraid. It's just the cum monster, waiting for its next meal. And who knows, with a little bit of luck, you might just create the ultimate cum dish and become a legend yourself.

First, I am going to set some ground rules.

- Neither I, nor the human have access to advanced weaponry (short pointy sticks, boom sticks, that bad-smelling spray thing, Bearco. patented Human Spray, etc.)

- Specifically a 220lbs, 5'11, well built male human, quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180 lbs, who has also played contact sports his entire life.

- I do not need to kill the human, just take out all of their organs and cause massive bleeding.

- Both the human and I get to listen to human growl music before the fight.

The stats: (All my stats I found from pornhub.com - I trust they are accurate but I apologize if they are not.)

- As mentioned, specifically a 220lbs, 5'11, well built male human, quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180 lbs, who has also played contact sports his entire life.

- I weigh 180 lbs and am 6ft tall

- I have eaten 5 large dogs and "have those dawgs in me" as humans may say.

The fight:

In a boxing match, I win as I am much stronger. They would be unable to run away as I am much faster. Neither of these are viable options. Thus I only see two options in which they emerge the victor.

The first way would be for them to choke me out. They would need to avoid my mouth and paws , but if they were able to get behind me due to my poor eyesight (I know we have good eyesight but I had another guy try to fight me last year and he tried poking my eyes out while we fought and it hasn't really been the same since, absolutely mauled that guy tho lol). I would have to have a very thin neck and not think of retaliating against this at all, even though I can kill him with a single swipe.

The second way would be for them to blind me. In this scenario they would need to be fully prepared to sacrifice an arm, a leg, their testicles, two eyes, a nose, half an ear, their scalp, a kidney, and their lungs, and while I am attacking them, they would use sticks or fingers to try to blind me. I am aware that I have small eyes, however, if they really concentrated while I was having a nice liver breakfast, I believe they might be able to hit their target.

TL/DR: I could beat a human in a fight, but if they could blind me or choke me out, I'm absolutely dead.

EDIT: I have been informed that humans cannot in fact live without their lungs.

GOD I fucking HATE Venus. What a FAILED ABORTION of a planet. Oh look at me I have very similar mass and gravity to earth without any COOL oceans and shit. Nah instead I’m just a BURNING HELL. FUCKING DUMBASS doesn’t even have a MAGNETOSPHERE. Even MERCURY has a magnetosphere. WHAT A JOKE! day longer than a year? Bro, speed the fuck up, i haven’t got all day. And can we land humans on it? Nope. Way too warm. Got any nice moons? Nope? How exciting. Mercury is closest to all planets, earth is earth, mars has cool red aesthetic and Olympus moons, Jupiter is big and has moons, Saturn has rings, Uranus has funny name and is on its side, and Neptune is furthest away and captured triton because it could. VENUS has big gay cock because it’s such a boring shit hole.

Kill Russians, Behead Russians, Roundhouse kick a Russian into concrete. Slam dunk a Russian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Russian. Defecate in a Russian food. Launch Russians into the sun. Stir fry Russians in a work. Toss Russians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Russian gas tank. Judo throw Russians into a wood chipper. Twist Russians heads off. Report Russians to IRS. Karate chop Russians into half. Curb stomp pregnant Russian women. Trap Russians in quicksand. Crush Russians into trash compactor. Liquefy Russians in vat of acid. Eat Russians. Dissect Russians. Extirminate Russians in the gas chamber. Stomp Russian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Russians in the oven. Lobotomize Russians. Mandatory abortions for Russians. Grind Russian fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Russians in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Russians with ray gun. Kick old Russians down the stairs. Feed Russians to alligators. Slice Russians with katana.

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You fat 🐋 FUCK. Lose 🏃‍♀️ some 🏋‍♀️ weight.
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Your family 👨‍👩‍👦 should abandon 🧍‍♀️🚫 you.
Go pray 🙏 to God ✝️, faggot 🌈.
You're the result 👨‍🔬 of countless 🤔 generations 👶 👦 👴 of inbreeding 😲 😏
You're more autistic ♾️ than Chris-Chan ⚡️ 🦔.
He's going to autism ♾️ himself 😠 into an autism ♾️ white dwarf ⚪️. He will then 🤔 🔭 eventually ⌚️ collapse 😲 into an Aspergers 🍑 🍔 black hole 🕳.
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HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS

AND WITH HEARTY PIPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS

NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER

THAN HE WHO DENIS

THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE

NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO’S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY

A LOVABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY

YOU MAY ASK, WHO IS NEXT?

YOU MAY ASK, WHO WILL BE?

WHO WILL BE THE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO 3?

ME DON’T KNOWS. AND ME DON’T CARES!

ME ONLY CARE ABOUT SPANETOM

THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

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SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON

OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST

AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST

I’LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I’LL GIVE YOU MY POORS

KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SOME MORES

BLEUGH

HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT

I’LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF ‘TIL I DON’T HAVE A CENT

AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE

I’LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE

I’LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM

(EMOTIONAL) I’LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!

I’LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES

(MOVING) I’LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!

I DON’T NEED A TV ANYMORE!

SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!

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I’LL DRESS IN THINE FACE, AND IN THINE COSTUME

AND SMILE WHILE ODE TO YOUR GREATNESS I CROON

I’LL LEND MY LIFE FORCE

I’LL GIVE ALL MY POWER

EVEN IF DOING, I DIE IN ONE HOUR

IT’S ALL FOR THIS MESSAGE

LISTEN FORTH TO MY PLEA

PLAY SPAMTON WARS NOW, FREE ON PIPIS 3

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PLAY

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SPAMTON, OF ALL MEN WHO EVER LIVED

YOU ARE THE BEST

MAY THE HYMN OF THE ANGEL

SING THEE TO THY REST

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"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness).
Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music.
Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta.
Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral
EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE
NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

First, I am going to set some ground rules.

Neither I, nor the bear have access to advanced weaponry (knives, guns, bear spray, human spray, etc)

Specifically a female black bear.

I do not need to kill the bear, only fight back enough to discourage it from fighting.

Both the bear and I get to listen to hype songs before the fight.

The stats: (All my stats I found from bearbiology.org - I trust they are accurate but I apologize if they are not.)

Female black bears weigh between 90 to 180lbs. For sake of argument this bear will weigh 180lbs.

Female black bears are between 4ft and 6.25ft tall, when standing on back legs. For sake of argument this bear will be 6ft on its back legs.

I weigh 220lbs, 5’11, am well built, and am quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180lbs. I’ve also played contact sports my entire life and box.

I have that dawg in me.

The fight:

In a boxing match, the bear wins as it is much stronger. I would also be unable to run away as it is much faster. So neither of these are viable options. Thus I only see two options in which I emerge the victor.

The first way would be for me to choke the bear out. I would need to avoid its mouth and paws, but if I was able to get behind it due to its poor eyesight, I genuinely do believe I am strong enough to choke it out - 180lbs isn’t that much, so i’m certain that its neck circumference and strength of muscles would not be too much for me to suffocate with my arms.

The second way would be for me to blind it. In this scenario I would be fully prepared to sacrifice an arm, and while the bear is attacking one arm with its teeth, I would use a stick or fingers with my other arm to try to blind it. I am aware that bears have small eyes, however in a close vicinity (with one arm in its mouth) I believe I would be able to hit my target.

TL/DR : I could beat a female black bear in a fight by blinding it or choking it out.

EDIT: I have been informed that bears do in fact have good eyesight.

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First, I am going to set some ground rules.

- Neither I, nor the bear have access to advanced weaponry (knives, guns, bear spray, human spray, etc)

- Specifically a female black bear.

- I do not need to kill the bear, only fight back enough to discourage it from fighting.

- Both the bear and I get to listen to hype songs before the fight.

The stats:
(All my stats I found from bearbiology.org - I trust they are accurate but I apologize if they are not.)

- Female black bears weigh between 90 to 180lbs. For sake of argument this bear will weigh 180lbs.

- Female black bears are between 4ft and 6.25ft tall, when standing on back legs. For sake of argument this bear will be 6ft on its back legs.

- I weigh 220lbs, 5’11, am well built, and am quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180lbs. I’ve also played contact sports my entire life and box.

- I have that dawg in me.

The fight:

In a boxing match, the bear wins as it is much stronger. I would also be unable to run away as it is much faster.
So neither of these are viable options. Thus I only see two options in which I emerge the victor.

The first way would be for me to choke the bear out. I would need to avoid its mouth and paws, but if I was able to get behind it due to its poor eyesight, I genuinely do believe I am strong enough to choke it out - 180lbs isn’t that much, so i’m certain that its neck circumference and strength of muscles would not be too much for me to suffocate with my arms.

The second way would be for me to blind it. In this scenario I would be fully prepared to sacrifice an arm, and while the bear is attacking one arm with its teeth, I would use a stick or fingers with my other arm to try to blind it. I am aware that bears have small eyes, however in a close vicinity (with one arm in its mouth) I believe I would be able to hit my target.


TL/DR : I could beat a female black bear in a fight by blinding it or choking it out.

EDIT: I have been informed that bears do in fact have good eyesight.

(I) It is a striking reality that the consequences of sexual liberation have been far from what was originally envisioned. In today's society, the repercussions of sexual freedom are evident in various aspects of life, leaving a trail of devastation in its wake.

(II) Modern dating has undergone a seismic shift in recent years, with the rise of dating apps and the pervasive influence of oversexualization in society. While these developments have undoubtedly changed the dating landscape, they have also led to a broken and dysfunctional dating culture that is fraught with challenges and drawbacks. In this manifesto, we will explore how the oversexualization led by sexual liberation have contributed to the breakdown of modern dating, examining the negative impacts they have had on gender dynamics, relationships, and societal norms.

(III) Gender dynamics have been significantly impacted by the advent of dating apps. While girls are often overwhelmed with attention, most boys struggle to find any romantic connections. Disturbingly, the age of losing virginity is steadily increasing, and while some individuals may have multiple romantic affairs in a month, the majority are left without any meaningful experiences. These imbalances in dating and relationships have far-reaching emotional effects on males, leading to issues such as pornography consumption and dependence on it as a substitute for real connections.

(IV) The paradigmatic shift in our approach to relationships since the Paleolithic age is profound. In the past, when humans lived in tribes of around 150 people, choosing a partner was a simpler process. Today, with the vast exposure to media and technology, we have access to images and information about more individuals than our ancestors could have ever imagined. Rather than being in a community with a few dozens of potential partners, the fact of being tens of thousand within a single metropolis further exacerbates the issue.

(V) One of the key factors in the erosion of modern dating is the ubiquity of dating apps. With the advent of smartphones and the proliferation of dating platforms such as Tinder, Bumble, Badoo and Grindr, the process of finding a romantic partner has been reduced to swiping left or right based on superficial criteria. The emphasis on quick judgments and instant gratification has fostered a disposable and transactional approach to dating, where individuals are treated as commodities to be evaluated based on their physical appearance or comparatively mundane profile details. This has led to a devaluation of meaningful connections and a focus on quantity over quality, with many individuals engaging in a perpetual cycle of swiping, messaging, and ghosting, without ever truly investing in genuine relationships.

(VI) Moreover, dating apps have also amplified issues such as objectification, superficiality, and the normalization of casual sex. \[1\] In the pursuit of instant gratification, dating app users often engage in shallow and superficial interactions that prioritize physical appearance and superficial attributes over compatibility, personality, and shared values. This has led to a culture of objectification, where individuals are reduced to mere objects of desire, and meaningful emotional connections are often overlooked. Additionally, the ease (for women and a few men) of accessing casual sex through dating apps has normalized a hook-up culture, where sexual encounters are detached from emotional intimacy and commitment, leading to a devaluation of traditional dating and relationship norms.

(VII) Furthermore, oversexualization has permeated modern dating culture beyond dating apps. In today's society, sex has become increasingly commodified and used as a tool for validation, social status, and power. \[2\] This can be seen in the widespread use of sexually suggestive images, messages, and behaviors in dating profiles, conversations, and interactions. The hyper-sexualization of dating has created unrealistic expectations and pressures. Even if this manifesto is mainly adressed to men, it is important to state out that this point specially applies to women, who often feel compelled to conform to narrow beauty standards and perform sexuality to gain attention and approval. This has resulted in a culture where individuals are objectified based on their sexual appeal, rather than valued for their personality, character, and compatibility as potential partners.

(VIII) The impact of these issues on relationships and gender dynamics cannot be overstated. The disposable nature of dating app culture has led to a lack of commitment and investment in relationships, with many individuals reluctant to pursue genuine connections or invest in long-term partnerships.

(IX) The normalization of casual sex has blurred the lines between dating and hook-up culture, leading to confusion, miscommunication, and mismatched expectations in relationships. The pervasive oversexualization has led to the objectification of individuals, particularly women, and has perpetuated harmful gender stereotypes and expectations in dating, reinforcing damaging societal norms and power imbalances.

(X) The broken state of modern dating has far-reaching consequences for individuals and society as a whole. On an individual level, it can lead to emotional distress, disillusionment, and a sense of emptiness or disconnection. Many individuals report feeling exhausted, frustrated, and jaded with the dating process, as they struggle to find meaningful connections in a culture that prioritizes superficiality and casual encounters. This can also impact mental health, with increased rates of anxiety, depression, and low self-esteem associated with the pressures and challenges of modern dating.

(XI) On a societal level, the consequences of broken dating culture are equally concerning. The devaluation of meaningful connections and the normalization of superficial interactions can erode the fabric of social bonds and contribute to a sense of disconnectedness and loneliness. The perpetuation of harmful gender stereotypes and expectations in dating can reinforce existing societal inequalities, contributing to issues such as sexism, misogyny, and toxic masculinity. Additionally, the emphasis on instant gratification and the normalization of casual sex can have repercussions for sexual health and consent, as well as impact notions of intimacy, commitment, and long-term relationships.

(XII) So, how can we address the broken state of modern dating? Firstly, it is crucial to recognize the limitations of dating apps and the potential harms they can perpetuate. While dating apps can be a useful tool for meeting new people, they should not be relied upon as the sole avenue for forming meaningful connections. It is essential to approach dating apps with a discerning mindset, prioritize genuine connections over superficial criteria, and foster open and honest communication.

(XIII) Secondly, we need to challenge the oversexualization of dating culture. This includes being mindful of the use of sexually suggestive images and messages in dating profiles and interactions, and valuing individuals for their personality, character, and compatibility, rather than their sexual appeal. It is crucial to promote healthy and respectful attitudes towards sexuality, consent, and intimacy in dating, and reject harmful societal norms that perpetuate objectification and superficiality.

(XIV) Furthermore, fostering a culture of genuine connection and investment in relationships is vital. This includes prioritizing meaningful emotional connections, practicing effective communication, and investing in building healthy and committed relationships, preferably beneath the umbrella of a supportive community. It may also involve reevaluating our expectations around instant gratification and recognizing that forming deep connections takes time, effort, and vulnerability.

(XV) Lastly, addressing the broken state of modern dating requires collective efforts at the societal level. This includes promoting gender equality, challenging harmful gender stereotypes and expectations, and fostering inclusive and respectful dating cultures that value diversity, consent, and mutual respect. It also involves fostering a culture that values emotional intimacy, commitment, and long-term relationships as essential components of a healthy dating culture.

(XVI)To summarize, modern dating is broken due to the impact of dating apps and oversexualization in society. The disposable and transactional nature of dating apps, the normalization of casual sex, and the objectification of individuals have contributed to a culture of superficiality, disconnectedness, and harmful gender dynamics. Addressing this broken state requires a shift towards genuine connections, healthy attitudes towards sexuality, commitment, and inclusive dating cultures. By recognizing the limitations of dating apps, challenging oversexualization, fostering meaningful connections, and promoting healthy societal norms, we can work towards a more positive and fulfilling dating culture that values meaningful connections, respect, and emotional intimacy.

(XVII) It is great to understand this information, but more importantly do not contemplate on it too much and rejoice. Amidst these challenges, there is a glimmer of hope. It is crucial to acknowledge these realities and take steps to navigate the complexities of modern relationships. Rather than succumbing to the pitfalls of virtual interactions and shallow connections, we can choose to embrace the opportunities of the real world. By fostering genuine connections, prioritizing emotional intimacy, and valuing meaningful relationships, we can create a future where individuals thrive in authentic and fulfilling connections.

\[1\] It is important to clarify that the intention of this manifesto is not to shame or criticize anyone for their sexual choices or experiences. It is not about advocating for the imposition of fundamentalist morals and a return to strict limitations on sexual relations, such as confining them only to married couples. Rather, the aim is to highlight the detrimental effects that unchecked sexual liberation has brought upon various aspects of society.

\[2\] It is worth noting that the pursuit of orgasms, often fueled by highly sexualized media, is not a biological necessity. It is a societal construct driven by fear of missing out or by societal pressures, rather than an inherent need that must be prioritized at all costs.

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