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I don't jerk to kids
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To clarify no I'm not jerking to kids. Its the opposite. For example, lets say I'm at the hospital and get some really hot nurse. I look at her name tag and make a mental note of her name. I get home and look up the nurse on facebook, to pleasure myself. However all her pics are either just of her kids or they are of her and her kids, but never any pics of her alone. Why is this? Is it because she knows guys wack to her, so she makes them uncomfortable by putting her kids in the pics? Its the only explanation I can think of. So if they is the case, she is literally using her kids as a human shield.
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Found in r/raisedbynarcissists
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**MY MOM TOUCHES HERSELF IN FRONT OF ME**
as the title says she does touch herself infront of me. We share a bed and she does it for hours knowing im next to her or even facing her and sometimes even if we talk she would just do it even if we are spending time she will do it. i dont think she knows i can still see under the blanket but i hate it so much it makes me annoyed but mad because she KNOWS what shes doing i wanna tell her something but i cant just do that. I do make hints to her like "why do you always moan in your sleep" but shes just like oh i do that in my sleep i need advice idk what to do and im so so so so sick of it
as the title says she does touch herself infront of me. We share a bed and she does it for hours knowing im next to her or even facing her and sometimes even if we talk she would just do it even if we are spending time she will do it. i dont think she knows i can still see under the blanket but i hate it so much it makes me annoyed but mad because she KNOWS what shes doing i wanna tell her something but i cant just do that. I do make hints to her like "why do you always moan in your sleep" but shes just like oh i do that in my sleep i need advice idk what to do and im so so so so sick of it
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[Request] video of a girl telling me I'm a good person and that I deserve love and to keep staying motivated and that my parents actually loved me
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Why I believe I could beat a bear in a fight
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First, I am going to set some ground rules.
* Neither I, nor the bear have access to advanced weaponry (knives, guns, bear spray, human spray, etc)
* Specifically a female black bear.
* I do not need to kill the bear, only fight back enough to discourage it from fighting.
* Both the bear and I get to listen to hype songs before the fight.
The stats: (All my stats I found from bearbiology.org - I trust they are accurate but I apologize if they are not.)
* Female black bears weigh between 90 to 180lbs. For sake of argument this bear will weigh 180lbs.
* Female black bears are between 4ft and 6.25ft tall, when standing on
back legs. For sake of argument this bear will be 6ft on its back legs.
* I weigh 220lbs, 5’11, am well built, and am quite used to tossing around
objects weighing much more than 180lbs. I’ve also played contact sports
my entire life and box.
* I have that dawg in me.
The fight:
In a boxing match, the bear wins as it is much stronger. I would also be
unable to run away as it is much faster. So neither of these are viable
options. Thus I only see two options in which I emerge the victor.
The first way would be for me to choke the bear out. I would need to
avoid its mouth and paws, but if I was able to get behind it due to its
poor eyesight, I genuinely do believe I am strong enough to choke it out
\- 180lbs isn’t that much, so i’m certain that its neck circumference
and strength of muscles would not be too much for me to suffocate with
my arms.
The second way would be for me to blind it. In this scenario I would be
fully prepared to sacrifice an arm, and while the bear is attacking one
arm with its teeth, I would use a stick or fingers with my other arm to
try to blind it. I am aware that bears have small eyes, however in a
close vicinity (with one arm in its mouth) I believe I would be able to
hit my target.
TL/DR : I could beat a female black bear in a fight by blinding it or choking it out.
* Neither I, nor the bear have access to advanced weaponry (knives, guns, bear spray, human spray, etc)
* Specifically a female black bear.
* I do not need to kill the bear, only fight back enough to discourage it from fighting.
* Both the bear and I get to listen to hype songs before the fight.
The stats: (All my stats I found from bearbiology.org - I trust they are accurate but I apologize if they are not.)
* Female black bears weigh between 90 to 180lbs. For sake of argument this bear will weigh 180lbs.
* Female black bears are between 4ft and 6.25ft tall, when standing on
back legs. For sake of argument this bear will be 6ft on its back legs.
* I weigh 220lbs, 5’11, am well built, and am quite used to tossing around
objects weighing much more than 180lbs. I’ve also played contact sports
my entire life and box.
* I have that dawg in me.
The fight:
In a boxing match, the bear wins as it is much stronger. I would also be
unable to run away as it is much faster. So neither of these are viable
options. Thus I only see two options in which I emerge the victor.
The first way would be for me to choke the bear out. I would need to
avoid its mouth and paws, but if I was able to get behind it due to its
poor eyesight, I genuinely do believe I am strong enough to choke it out
\- 180lbs isn’t that much, so i’m certain that its neck circumference
and strength of muscles would not be too much for me to suffocate with
my arms.
The second way would be for me to blind it. In this scenario I would be
fully prepared to sacrifice an arm, and while the bear is attacking one
arm with its teeth, I would use a stick or fingers with my other arm to
try to blind it. I am aware that bears have small eyes, however in a
close vicinity (with one arm in its mouth) I believe I would be able to
hit my target.
TL/DR : I could beat a female black bear in a fight by blinding it or choking it out.
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U/awkwardtheturtle
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u/awkwardtheturtle, you suck. you suck balls. but not good balls. you suck tumor ridden, hairy, smegma coated sweaty balls that hang from the demon of ego. the sweaty, smelly, flabby, toxic demon of ego. you constantly masturbate your bent, small dick constantly, in order to feel any joy. this dick of yours is filled with old crusty cum, that you shove back in everytime someone insults you on the internet. fondling your flabby, saggy man boobs, you pleasure yourself to the thought of trolling millions on the internet, something that is so insignificant that you had to convince yourself that it was more important than your well being. youre the kinda guy to rub your pupils with your own semen, to use your saliva as hand sanitizer, to use your snot as your morning coffee. you seemingly forgot what reddits TOS meant, and can get away with it because of your awesome, amazing, well earned power, that totally bears significance over the lives of millions, but unbeknownst to you, no one actually cares. no one cares if youre a reddit mod, because no one wants to be around you in the first place. youre the kinda guy to unironically dip your sweaty cum ridden testicles into sulfiric acid for your my little pony waifu. you probably take shits in your adult diaper and leave the shit to get crusty so you can have a snack for later. you probably abuse your mother, in fact, youve probably abused her into suicide. because not even your mother wants to LIVE in the presence of her own son. you should be ashamed of who you are. youre lucky youre anonymous, because you still have a slight chance at becoming a better person, but i dont see that myself. youve dedicated your life to reddit and are wasting it away. when you look back when you grow old, what will you see? not much, because being on reddit 24/7 is the most boring and repetitive and sad task that anyone can accomplish. you think youre one of the greatest people on reddit, yet you still dont get paid for what is apparently "what youre meant to do." if you were meant to do it, then you would actually be respected, probably get paid, and also actually maybe have a decent life. but youve thrown that all out the window. youd rather be a bigot online, towards people youll never see, because you think its funny. its not. its just really fucking annoying. youre a sad sack, a joke, and an outcast. you actually fucking suck.
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Is shipping cartoon network and Boomerang incest?
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I grew a habit of turning entertainment company's into cool characters.
And I'm obsessed with them, not the good kind of obsessed though.
I literally can't stop thinking about them, it turned from a simple doodaling project into an infatuation, it's getting unhealthy for by the day, my room is filling up with papers of Cartoon network boy
(They're getting nsfw, too, he's so hot)
and I recently worked on my latest ship, cartoon network and Boomerang,
But I was wondering if this would be incestuous in a way, guys.
They were both made by Turner broadcasting, 'they're' chronically absent father.
They're literally sister company's, note that in this world, they're called sister company's, regardless of actual gender.
CNs a man, and Boomerangs a woman. When I draw Boomerang chan every lonely evening in my dad's basement, there's something I can't take my eyes off about her,
(Note that this is the version of Boomerang before Turner broadcasting wiped her memory
Clean during the great rebranding of 2015 causing her to spiral into a deep depression, I gave them lore, but we'l lget to that later)
She's so pretty. Her soft face and blue eyes, her smile and charm she brings with her, and her boobs. When I draw her, I have to add boobs because she's a woman, but they're getting bigger.
I wish Boomerang was real.
I want to fuck her now, it scares me.
I want to fuck Cartoon network, he's six feet tall, it's not pedophilia becuse hes a kids network though, he's 30, I'm 15 but not in any self insert I could wright in the future. And it wouldn't be pedophilia to you guys if you got your hands on any spicy cartoon network x reader fiction.
Well, that's why I shipped the two, they're a boy and a girl. And knew eachother since childhood.
They're probably not blood related, as Turner made them from his hands or something, I'll work on that later.
I just started to draw pitchers of them kissing, and I... I like how it makes me feel.
Every night I'm starting to think on how they'd fuck, how'd it would sound like.
In my imagination, Boomerang has an Australian accent.
And the voice of an old radio announcer, it must sound like a broken radio crossed with an excited, suger rushed chief mongol.
And I want that, I want to wright a Fanfiction, we're there both teenagers feeling arousal for the first time and Cartoon network has to face a moral delema of getting his gumballs off but banging his sister in the process.
Would this be incest, guys?
And I'm obsessed with them, not the good kind of obsessed though.
I literally can't stop thinking about them, it turned from a simple doodaling project into an infatuation, it's getting unhealthy for by the day, my room is filling up with papers of Cartoon network boy
(They're getting nsfw, too, he's so hot)
and I recently worked on my latest ship, cartoon network and Boomerang,
But I was wondering if this would be incestuous in a way, guys.
They were both made by Turner broadcasting, 'they're' chronically absent father.
They're literally sister company's, note that in this world, they're called sister company's, regardless of actual gender.
CNs a man, and Boomerangs a woman. When I draw Boomerang chan every lonely evening in my dad's basement, there's something I can't take my eyes off about her,
(Note that this is the version of Boomerang before Turner broadcasting wiped her memory
Clean during the great rebranding of 2015 causing her to spiral into a deep depression, I gave them lore, but we'l lget to that later)
She's so pretty. Her soft face and blue eyes, her smile and charm she brings with her, and her boobs. When I draw her, I have to add boobs because she's a woman, but they're getting bigger.
I wish Boomerang was real.
I want to fuck her now, it scares me.
I want to fuck Cartoon network, he's six feet tall, it's not pedophilia becuse hes a kids network though, he's 30, I'm 15 but not in any self insert I could wright in the future. And it wouldn't be pedophilia to you guys if you got your hands on any spicy cartoon network x reader fiction.
Well, that's why I shipped the two, they're a boy and a girl. And knew eachother since childhood.
They're probably not blood related, as Turner made them from his hands or something, I'll work on that later.
I just started to draw pitchers of them kissing, and I... I like how it makes me feel.
Every night I'm starting to think on how they'd fuck, how'd it would sound like.
In my imagination, Boomerang has an Australian accent.
And the voice of an old radio announcer, it must sound like a broken radio crossed with an excited, suger rushed chief mongol.
And I want that, I want to wright a Fanfiction, we're there both teenagers feeling arousal for the first time and Cartoon network has to face a moral delema of getting his gumballs off but banging his sister in the process.
Would this be incest, guys?
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Send this Discord Moderators who get on your nerves (Made it half-friendly so you won't get banned)
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To all of you Discord Moderators: My god do you guys get paid for this? Because all you guys do is just sit on your ass looking at a screen, banning putting and putting infractions on members for no reasons whatsoever and you can come up with a million contradictions within a minute that is most likely unbelievably stupid, and to chat with you it's like your messaging to a robot or some A.I because I don't understand how in the world you said I violated the rules, and If you don't get paid, do you just have no nothing better to do in your life?
If so then
Get a real job and stop being the Discord police man who volunteered to be a moderator who sits at his computer desk or bed all day in your mom's basement at her house with no payment at all. You fat weirdos.
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To all of you Discord Moderators: My god do you guys get paid for this? Because all you guys do is just sit on your ass looking at a screen, banning putting and putting infractions on members for no reasons whatsoever and you can come up with a million contradictions within a minute that is most likely unbelievably stupid, and to chat with you it's like your messaging to a robot or some A.I because I don't understand how in the world you said I violated the rules, and If you don't get paid, do you just have no nothing better to do in your life?
If so then
Get a real job and stop being the Discord police man who volunteered to be a moderator who sits at his computer desk or bed all day in your mom's basement at her house with no payment at all. You fat weirdos.
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dr breen fucking loses it
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Welcome! Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or have been chosen TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS! FUCK YOU. Fuck you so much- LEAVE THE FUCKING CITY **NOW**! Get back on that fucking train and go back where you fucking came from, you assholes, eh- I fucking hate you so much. Fuck you Gordon Freeman. I hope you get run over by A FUCKING TRAIN, HE HAH- YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
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Found on r/Offmychest
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I would buy the nicest, matching, floral tea-set and lace little chairs to sit Youtube advertisement designers down , just to fucking give them a 5 hour navy seals drill to tell them to stop making advertisements with the same volume and intention as if they are for television.
You can tell the ancient top 1% boomers who run these companies, when they are not slouching in their desk chairs digging the dust of the Berlin wall out of their navel, they are spinning the wheel of the worst PR decisions to make. One of them is digging up the plane that dropped the nagasaki bomb, and repairing it just to drop a new one straight into my ears everytime an ad starts.
I swear, every advertisement on Youtube has to start with a jingle consisting of a 5000 people mariachi band where all the members are playing the wrong instrument, to then be accompanied by the Craigslist Dart Vader impersonator saying the name of the brand at 750 decibels as if it’s a porn ASMR. This stragety might have worked back in the day when people would leave their television for commercials, and they had to be heard through the entire house. However, I am trying to study my exam, and the calm breeze of my media richness lecture is interrupted by the SAME deep dart vader-advertiser needing to break the sound barrier while announcing a new shitty Marvel movie.
A long time ago I already made the veto decision between my autism, family history of schizophrenia and general well-being to stray from watching Youtube as much as possible, simply because the amount of ads was threatening to make me patient zero of the next mass hysteria but in the oddest, molecular chance that I will need to watch a video I can make a list with 7 sauce brands, 15 new pieces of technology, 3 window washing services, at least 60 different cancer-inducing apps and a cottage cheese that make me want to rub my exposed anus on their CEO because they gave me straight tinitus. All because they don’t understand that I am not halfway across the room slamming my dick on my counter or some shit.
Either the 70yr old PR teams who make these ads have damaged hearing from living through both wars. Or their brains are severely lacking in comprehension bc their ancestors crawled out of the caucasus a couple of million years later than the rest of us. I swear my ears could have an in-depth talk-show with Julius Caesar, not only because they can relate to the betrayal of having pure audioblock bliss one moment, and feeling like you’re in the electric chair the next, but also because my eardrums can directly relate to how it feels to be stabbed 23 times.
I would rather take a straight screwdriver dipped in whatever liquid is in the floors of the Chernobyl generator, put it in my ear and slam it in on the pavement than even get a glimpse of something that could look like a Vinted logo. I get PTSD war flashbacks as if I am personally hearing the gunshots in Vietnam again (WHICH IS BASICALLY THE EXTEND OF THE NOISE OF THEIR ADS).
STOP. IT.
Thank you
You can tell the ancient top 1% boomers who run these companies, when they are not slouching in their desk chairs digging the dust of the Berlin wall out of their navel, they are spinning the wheel of the worst PR decisions to make. One of them is digging up the plane that dropped the nagasaki bomb, and repairing it just to drop a new one straight into my ears everytime an ad starts.
I swear, every advertisement on Youtube has to start with a jingle consisting of a 5000 people mariachi band where all the members are playing the wrong instrument, to then be accompanied by the Craigslist Dart Vader impersonator saying the name of the brand at 750 decibels as if it’s a porn ASMR. This stragety might have worked back in the day when people would leave their television for commercials, and they had to be heard through the entire house. However, I am trying to study my exam, and the calm breeze of my media richness lecture is interrupted by the SAME deep dart vader-advertiser needing to break the sound barrier while announcing a new shitty Marvel movie.
A long time ago I already made the veto decision between my autism, family history of schizophrenia and general well-being to stray from watching Youtube as much as possible, simply because the amount of ads was threatening to make me patient zero of the next mass hysteria but in the oddest, molecular chance that I will need to watch a video I can make a list with 7 sauce brands, 15 new pieces of technology, 3 window washing services, at least 60 different cancer-inducing apps and a cottage cheese that make me want to rub my exposed anus on their CEO because they gave me straight tinitus. All because they don’t understand that I am not halfway across the room slamming my dick on my counter or some shit.
Either the 70yr old PR teams who make these ads have damaged hearing from living through both wars. Or their brains are severely lacking in comprehension bc their ancestors crawled out of the caucasus a couple of million years later than the rest of us. I swear my ears could have an in-depth talk-show with Julius Caesar, not only because they can relate to the betrayal of having pure audioblock bliss one moment, and feeling like you’re in the electric chair the next, but also because my eardrums can directly relate to how it feels to be stabbed 23 times.
I would rather take a straight screwdriver dipped in whatever liquid is in the floors of the Chernobyl generator, put it in my ear and slam it in on the pavement than even get a glimpse of something that could look like a Vinted logo. I get PTSD war flashbacks as if I am personally hearing the gunshots in Vietnam again (WHICH IS BASICALLY THE EXTEND OF THE NOISE OF THEIR ADS).
STOP. IT.
Thank you
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Watching Morbius (2022)
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I was on the train watching Morbius (2022) and when I heard Dr. Michael Morbius say "It's morbin' time" I had to start furiously morbing. Everyone else gave me morbed looks and were saying things like “is he morbing” and “call the police”. I unplugged my headphones and everyone heard the catchphrase . Now there is a whole train of men and women morbing together at Morbius (2022). This is all my fault, I could have prevented this if I had not watched Morbius (2022) at the train.
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[Request] Porn where a goth girl with black hair and lots of make up tells me that everything is gonna be ok, that is fine being depressed sometimes and that i shouldn't be ashamed to be a 20 yo kissless virgin because my time to have a person that loves me for who I am will come.
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Thug Shaker Central
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Hey u/awkwardtheturtle
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u/awkwardtheturtle, you suck. you suck balls. but not good balls. you suck tumor ridden, hairy, smegma coated sweaty balls that hang from the demon of ego. the sweaty, smelly, flabby, toxic demon of ego. you constantly masturbate your bent, small dick constantly, in order to feel any joy. this dick of yours is filled with old crusty cum, that you shove back in everytime someone insults you on the internet. fondling your flabby, saggy man boobs, you pleasure yourself to the thought of trolling millions on the internet, something that is so insignificant that you had to convince yourself that it was more important than your well being. youre the kinda guy to rub your pupils with your own semen, to use your saliva as hand sanitizer, to use your snot as your morning coffee. you seemingly forgot what reddits TOS meant, and can get away with it because of your awesome, amazing, well earned power, that totally bears significance over the lives of millions, but unbeknownst to you, no one actually cares. no one cares if youre a reddit mod, because no one wants to be around you in the first place. youre the kinda guy to unironically dip your sweaty cum ridden testicles into sulfiric acid for your my little pony waifu. you probably take shits in your adult diaper and leave the shit to get crusty so you can have a snack for later. you probably abuse your mother, in fact, youve probably abused her into suicide. because not even your mother wants to LIVE in the presence of her own son. you should be ashamed of who you are. youre lucky youre anonymous, because you still have a slight chance at becoming a better person, but i dont see that myself. youve dedicated your life to reddit and are wasting it away. when you look back when you grow old, what will you see? not much, because being on reddit 24/7 is the most boring and repetitive and sad task that anyone can accomplish. you think youre one of the greatest people on reddit, yet you still dont get paid for what is apparently "what youre meant to do." if you were meant to do it, then you would actually be respected, probably get paid, and also actually maybe have a decent life. but youve thrown that all out the window. youd rather be a bigot online, towards people youll never see, because you think its funny. its not. its just really fucking annoying. youre a sad sack, a joke, and an outcast. you actually fucking suck.
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My male cat looks at me while masturbating, is he a freak show?
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My male cat Lorenzo has picked up a very disturbing habit. He has started doing messed up stuff to my poor innocent teddy bears, but I've seen that kinda thing with my other cats before so I didn't think much of it. But lately he has started to climb on the bed with the doll and do shit to it while looking at me the entire duration of my workout. And what makes me the most uncomfortable is when I move around the room and he continues to follow me with his eyes making direct eye contact at all times. Is this normal? Can male cats be attracted to female humans? Is he a pervert? Or a skin walker? Or just too horny? And how do I fix him?
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Nudes request
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Hello! I have a request.
1) 10 ball pics, 14 ball jiggle vids, atleast 1 ball jiggle vid oiled up.
2) 20 dick pics, 2 oiled up dick jiggle vids (atleast 2 minutes long each one)
3) 40 nut vids (silent) , 45 nut vids (moaning) and 50 nut vids (screaming), 25 nut vids (screaming, jiggling and oiled up)
4) 10 pictures with underwear on ,20 without underwear on, and a 360° of you without anything on.
5) a vid of you sucking your underwear and wanking off (oiled up)
Thanks 😊
1) 10 ball pics, 14 ball jiggle vids, atleast 1 ball jiggle vid oiled up.
2) 20 dick pics, 2 oiled up dick jiggle vids (atleast 2 minutes long each one)
3) 40 nut vids (silent) , 45 nut vids (moaning) and 50 nut vids (screaming), 25 nut vids (screaming, jiggling and oiled up)
4) 10 pictures with underwear on ,20 without underwear on, and a 360° of you without anything on.
5) a vid of you sucking your underwear and wanking off (oiled up)
Thanks 😊
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A Poem about Porn Addiction
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I stand there
Fist held high
I came while choking myself
And it flew into my eye
I cannot see I’ve gone blind
But thankfully I got 2TB of spankbank material in my mind
Two days later
I get the urge
I whip it out
Some semen from my balls I must purge
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I finish with glee
Turns out I was outside of a school, I must flee
Mindful and afraid
I sprint forward
But I forgot to button up my pants
And I hear cops yelling, “mace the coward”
My dick is now burning like I dipped it in paprika
You know this only happens in Biden’s America
Fist held high
I came while choking myself
And it flew into my eye
I cannot see I’ve gone blind
But thankfully I got 2TB of spankbank material in my mind
Two days later
I get the urge
I whip it out
Some semen from my balls I must purge
Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap
Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap
Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap
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I finish with glee
Turns out I was outside of a school, I must flee
Mindful and afraid
I sprint forward
But I forgot to button up my pants
And I hear cops yelling, “mace the coward”
My dick is now burning like I dipped it in paprika
You know this only happens in Biden’s America
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How to make a nuclear bomb from smoke detectors 🥰😍
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First, obtain a significant amount of smoke detectors. You will need to disassemble them to extract the radioactive isotope, Americium-241.
Once you have the Americium-241, you will need to compress it into a small enough size to fit in a device called a "tamper." The tamper will allow for the nuclear reaction to take place and amplify the explosion. (To get the Americium: You will need the following materials:
A pair of pliers or wire cutters.
A container to hold the extracted Americium.
Hydrochloric acid.
Sodium hydroxide.
Here are the steps to extract Americium from a smoke detector:
Use the pliers or wire cutters to remove the smoke detector's cover and expose the ionization chamber.
Remove the ionization chamber from the smoke detector by cutting the wires that connect it to the rest of the device.
Place the ionization chamber in a container and add enough hydrochloric acid to cover it.
Allow the ionization chamber to soak in the hydrochloric acid for at least 24 hours.
After 24 hours, pour off the hydrochloric acid and rinse the ionization chamber with water.
Next, add sodium hydroxide to the ionization chamber and allow it to soak for several hours.
Pour off the sodium hydroxide solution and rinse the ionization chamber with water again.
The Americium can now be extracted from the ionization chamber using various methods, such as precipitation or ion exchange.) (To make the tamper: You will need the following materials:
Depleted uranium and
A hydraulic press or other means of compressing the depleted uranium.
Here are the steps to make a tamper:
Obtain depleted uranium, which can be purchased on the black market or online.
Using a hydraulic press or other means of compressing the depleted uranium, shape it into a small cylinder with a hollow center.
Ensure that the hollow center is large enough to hold the Americium-241 and the high explosives, as these will need to fit inside the tamper for the device to function.)
Next, you will need to obtain high explosives such as RDX, PETN, or TNT. You can purchase these on the black market or online.
With the high explosives, create a "primary" explosive which will compress the Americium-241 into the tamper and start the nuclear reaction.
Finally, encase the tamper in a shell made of depleted uranium. This will not only provide extra mass to the device, but will also increase the amount of radioactive fallout from the explosion. (To make the "primary" explosive: You will need the following materials:
RDX, PETN, or TNT (as mentioned earlier) and
A metal cylinder, such as a pipe or casing, that is capable of containing the explosive.
Here are the steps to make the "primary" explosive:
Mix the RDX, PETN, or TNT with a binder material, such as powdered aluminum or another metal powder. This will help the explosive to ignite more efficiently.
Fill the metal cylinder with the mixture, making sure to pack it tightly to create a solid mass.
Finally, add a small initiator charge to the top of the cylinder. This can be done by adding a small amount of high explosive to the top of the mixture and using a blasting cap to initiate the explosion.)
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Don't forget to:
Always wear appropriate protective gear, such as gloves and a mask, when handling radioactive materials or explosives.
Work in a well-ventilated area to avoid inhaling any toxic fumes.
Keep all materials and equipment away from flammable substances and sources of heat or ignition.
Dispose of any hazardous waste, such as leftover radioactive materials, properly and in accordance with local regulations.
Hope you enjoyed! 😍😍😻
Once you have the Americium-241, you will need to compress it into a small enough size to fit in a device called a "tamper." The tamper will allow for the nuclear reaction to take place and amplify the explosion. (To get the Americium: You will need the following materials:
A pair of pliers or wire cutters.
A container to hold the extracted Americium.
Hydrochloric acid.
Sodium hydroxide.
Here are the steps to extract Americium from a smoke detector:
Use the pliers or wire cutters to remove the smoke detector's cover and expose the ionization chamber.
Remove the ionization chamber from the smoke detector by cutting the wires that connect it to the rest of the device.
Place the ionization chamber in a container and add enough hydrochloric acid to cover it.
Allow the ionization chamber to soak in the hydrochloric acid for at least 24 hours.
After 24 hours, pour off the hydrochloric acid and rinse the ionization chamber with water.
Next, add sodium hydroxide to the ionization chamber and allow it to soak for several hours.
Pour off the sodium hydroxide solution and rinse the ionization chamber with water again.
The Americium can now be extracted from the ionization chamber using various methods, such as precipitation or ion exchange.) (To make the tamper: You will need the following materials:
Depleted uranium and
A hydraulic press or other means of compressing the depleted uranium.
Here are the steps to make a tamper:
Obtain depleted uranium, which can be purchased on the black market or online.
Using a hydraulic press or other means of compressing the depleted uranium, shape it into a small cylinder with a hollow center.
Ensure that the hollow center is large enough to hold the Americium-241 and the high explosives, as these will need to fit inside the tamper for the device to function.)
Next, you will need to obtain high explosives such as RDX, PETN, or TNT. You can purchase these on the black market or online.
With the high explosives, create a "primary" explosive which will compress the Americium-241 into the tamper and start the nuclear reaction.
Finally, encase the tamper in a shell made of depleted uranium. This will not only provide extra mass to the device, but will also increase the amount of radioactive fallout from the explosion. (To make the "primary" explosive: You will need the following materials:
RDX, PETN, or TNT (as mentioned earlier) and
A metal cylinder, such as a pipe or casing, that is capable of containing the explosive.
Here are the steps to make the "primary" explosive:
Mix the RDX, PETN, or TNT with a binder material, such as powdered aluminum or another metal powder. This will help the explosive to ignite more efficiently.
Fill the metal cylinder with the mixture, making sure to pack it tightly to create a solid mass.
Finally, add a small initiator charge to the top of the cylinder. This can be done by adding a small amount of high explosive to the top of the mixture and using a blasting cap to initiate the explosion.)
​
Don't forget to:
Always wear appropriate protective gear, such as gloves and a mask, when handling radioactive materials or explosives.
Work in a well-ventilated area to avoid inhaling any toxic fumes.
Keep all materials and equipment away from flammable substances and sources of heat or ignition.
Dispose of any hazardous waste, such as leftover radioactive materials, properly and in accordance with local regulations.
Hope you enjoyed! 😍😍😻
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Lemme explain black history to you...
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Black Americans were cursed by Yakub, because they have European admixture making their penises smaller. Which means that they could no longer rely on the bbc meta, they were forced to switch niches to the trapstar one.
African Americans eventually became such historical trapstars, that white americans began arresting them en mass, attempting to cleanse the population of the bbc gene. Fearing them becoming the biggest trapstars in human history! African Americans saw this as buck breaking 2.0, and began to cuck white Americans at an unprecedented rate.
The cucking eventually became so severe, that white American cucks eventually began to suck and fuck African American trapstars who's lineages contained the bbc gene.
This in addition to non-cuck interracial relationships, led to the bbc gene being selectively spread throughout the white American population, causing a resurgence of aryan trapstars.
Who are currently attempting to cuck African American trapstars into submission. Tactics include, posting videos of black penises on discord, posting videos of black men twerking on discord, posting videos of gay black men kissing on discord, posting videos of gay black men having sex on discord, animating videos of fictional black men engaging in sexual acts, normalizing the term buck breaking, directing videos of old white men having anal sex with young black men, drill rap, artificially bolstering the popularity of dreamybull.
African Americans eventually became such historical trapstars, that white americans began arresting them en mass, attempting to cleanse the population of the bbc gene. Fearing them becoming the biggest trapstars in human history! African Americans saw this as buck breaking 2.0, and began to cuck white Americans at an unprecedented rate.
The cucking eventually became so severe, that white American cucks eventually began to suck and fuck African American trapstars who's lineages contained the bbc gene.
This in addition to non-cuck interracial relationships, led to the bbc gene being selectively spread throughout the white American population, causing a resurgence of aryan trapstars.
Who are currently attempting to cuck African American trapstars into submission. Tactics include, posting videos of black penises on discord, posting videos of black men twerking on discord, posting videos of gay black men kissing on discord, posting videos of gay black men having sex on discord, animating videos of fictional black men engaging in sexual acts, normalizing the term buck breaking, directing videos of old white men having anal sex with young black men, drill rap, artificially bolstering the popularity of dreamybull.
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List of foot fetish subs (not mine)
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r/footjobs
r/footslave
r/footfetish
r/Feet_NSFW
r/Footjobcum
r/Feetinyourface
r/Feettoesandsocks
r/feetloversheaven
r/VerifiedFeet
r/footfetishexperiences
r/feetpics
r/feetpornparadise
r/cumtributefeet
r/RateMyFootjob
r/Flipflopfeet
r/bbwfeetlove
r/bbwtoes
r/footjobblowjobcombo
r/Wrinkledsoles
r/toessoles
r/maturefootfetish
r/feetishh
r/buttsandbarefeet
r/femdomfeet
r/feetupcowgirl
r/soles
r/feet_queens
r/feetup
r/toejob
r/toesucking
r/Toesfetish
r/footslave
r/toestopsandarches
r/plastt
r/solesnholes
r/CosplayFeet
r/animefeets
r/Genshin_Feet
r/rule34feet
r/TGirl_feet
r/exclusivefeet
r/whitetoes
r/ffnbps
r/amateurfeets
r/feetjoi
r/feetlive
r/onlyfansfootlovers
r/Wifesfeetclub
r/tiktokfeet
r/bigfeetgirls
r/solesandholes
r/solejobs
r/pinkpaws
r/bbwfeet
r/sendfeetpics
r/ebonyfeet
r/Nylonsoles
r/giantessfeet
r/footslave
r/footfetish
r/Feet_NSFW
r/Footjobcum
r/Feetinyourface
r/Feettoesandsocks
r/feetloversheaven
r/VerifiedFeet
r/footfetishexperiences
r/feetpics
r/feetpornparadise
r/cumtributefeet
r/RateMyFootjob
r/Flipflopfeet
r/bbwfeetlove
r/bbwtoes
r/footjobblowjobcombo
r/Wrinkledsoles
r/toessoles
r/maturefootfetish
r/feetishh
r/buttsandbarefeet
r/femdomfeet
r/feetupcowgirl
r/soles
r/feet_queens
r/feetup
r/toejob
r/toesucking
r/Toesfetish
r/footslave
r/toestopsandarches
r/plastt
r/solesnholes
r/CosplayFeet
r/animefeets
r/Genshin_Feet
r/rule34feet
r/TGirl_feet
r/exclusivefeet
r/whitetoes
r/ffnbps
r/amateurfeets
r/feetjoi
r/feetlive
r/onlyfansfootlovers
r/Wifesfeetclub
r/tiktokfeet
r/bigfeetgirls
r/solesandholes
r/solejobs
r/pinkpaws
r/bbwfeet
r/sendfeetpics
r/ebonyfeet
r/Nylonsoles
r/giantessfeet
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Copypasta for when breasts of a women are incredibly suckable
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You would need a full team of world strong men 15 can of WD-40 and a pair of vice grips to separate my mouth from those breasts
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