Did you know in 2007, the official YouTube YouTube account uploaded a YouTube video to YouTube titled YouTube? YouTubes YouTube video titled YouTube consisted of nothing but the YouTube logo. The only thing in the description of YouTube’s YouTube logo YouTube video was “The YouTube logo”

can i get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can i also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i get a pic of you doing the kissing face but also with your boobs in it? Can i also get a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic of your full body in just your bra and panties? And can i get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Can i also get a pic of your boobs while your in the shower? Also can i get another pussy pic while your in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever other sexy things you want? For the videos can i get a video of you twerking im just really short shorts? and one of you fingering your self? one of you actually cumming? Also, can i get one of you playing with your tits while not wearing shirt? If you have a dildo can you show me

In 2016, I worked as an escort. Male escort that is. Donald Trump hired me. He'd usually go for the super young ones and have them pee all over him. This time he went for the older model - me, mid 30s. When he started kissing me, I realized that his breath was the most dreadful blend of never-flossed teeth, sour vomit, some burger residue and, weirdly, human feces. So, I flunked out. They said he was in bad shape after his bimonthly facelift. I don't judge and i wanted to leave without getting shot or anything and they did let me leave. They even paid me hush money and later claimed it was for a female porn star. That was his idea. It'd make me him look more like a man he thought. And that's how Donald Trump's horror breath worked as a conversion therapy. Happily married to my wife now, first kid on the way.

Blow 'Em All (1983)

1. Hit The Ass
2. The Four Men
3. Menstruation Breath
4. Jump In The Pussy
5. (Anesthesia) -- Pulling Out
6. Whipped & Lashed
7. Fellatio Lord
8. No Rimming
9. Suck & Destroy
10. Metal Missionary

Riding A Light Dick (1984)

1. Fight Penis With Penis
2. Riding A Light Dick
3. For Whom The Ding Dongs
4. Fade To White
5. Trapped Between Cheeks
6. Asscape
7. Creeping Cocks
8. The Call Of Poopoo

Masturbator Of Puppets (1986)

1. Bathe In Jizz
2. Masturbator Of Puppets
3. The Dong That Should Not Beat
4. Well, Cum Home (Anal Rupture)
5. Disposable Dildos
6. Leper Missionary
7. Oral
8. Bondage, Inc.

...And Semen For All (1988)

1. Blacked
2. ...And Semen For All
3. Eye Of The Foetus
4. Solo
5. The Shortest Cock
6. Harvestor Of Foreskin
7. The Frayed Ends Of Pussy
8. To Sex Is To Fuck
9. Daddy's Eve

Metallicock (1991)

1. Enter Sexman
2. Seed In Butt Is True
3. Hole's Bigger Than Thou
4. The Unfellatioed
5. Wherever I May Grope
6. Don't Cum In Me
7. Through The Cervix
8. Nothing Else Masturbs
9. Of Furry And Man
10. The God That Fucked
11. My Friend Of Missionary
12. The Struggle To Piss

Cumload (1996)

1. Ain't My Sis
2. 2 On 4
3. The House That Jacked Off
4. Until It Shits
5. King Snuffing
6. Got Hairy Balls Today
7. Breeding Me
8. Cock
9. Pour Tiddy Milk
10. Wasting My Cum
11. Mama Sucked
12. Whore Within
13. Raw? Nee
14. Pull Out, Dick Got Torn

Recumload (1997)

1. Boobs
2. The Smegma Remains
3. Devil's Dick
4. The Unfellatioed II
5. I'm Beating You Off
6. Seeder
7. Cock In The Hand, Baby
8. Bad Shit
9. Where The Small Dicks Are
10. Prince Chastity
11. Low On My Knees
12. At My Tits, Dude
13. Fuxxxer

St. Anal (2003)

1. Friend's Dick
2. St. Anal
3. Some Shiny Buttocks
4. Dirty Widow
5. Inside, There's A Dong
6. My Wiener
7. Shit On Me Again
8. Sweet Anus
9. The Unnamed Stranger
10. Pure Feet
11. All Onto My Face

Death Magnum Dick (2008)

1. That Was Jizz, You Lied
2. The End Of The Ass
3. Bro, Can We Beat & Suck?
4. The Dick That Never Came
5. All Night Long
6. Semenade
7. The Unfellatioed III
8. The Snu Snu Kiss
9. Smegma & Rupturation
10. My Not-So-Clear Piss

Hard... To Self-Suck (2016)

1. Hard
2. Phallus, Rise!
3. Now That She Sleeps
4. Not Into Feet
5. Reek No More
6. My Hole's On Fire
7. Cunt Fusion
8. Men Kissing
9. Here Cums The Vag
10. Am I Sweating?
11. My Dear Dong
12. Spit Out The Boner

72 Virgins (2023)

1. 72 Virgins
2. Skid Marks Follow
3. Screaming Aaaah\~
4. Steal My Shlong Away
5. You Must Blow!
6. Fucks Æterna
7. Cock Wrapped In Wires
8. Chastised, Lol
9. If Porn Had A Step-Bro
10. Too Far In?
11. Room Of Wieners
12. In Anus, Rita

You would need a full team of world strong men 15 can of WD-40 and a pair of vice grips to separate my mouth from those breasts

Sad little Albanian. Don’t be sad, you can put stuff up each others assholes and you can blame Serbia as always.

But be careful NATO is busy right now... No one to save you, no one to care.

Except your Serbian brothers,

I'm sure they will treat you exactly how you deserve to be treated.

History has not been kind to you mongrels, it wont start being nice now.

Bye Bye Shqiptar take care of your dirty little family No one else will.

Spongebob arrived at the Krusty Krab for the first time, excited to start his new job. He was greeted by the burly and muscular Mr. Krabs, who couldn't keep his eyes off Spongebob's tight, round booty. "Welcome to the Krusty Krab, Spongebob," said Mr. Krabs, his voice oozing with lust. "I'm going to make sure you have a very, very good time here."

Spongebob blushed at Mr. Krabs' forwardness, but deep down he felt a stirring in his loins. He had always been curious about men, but had never acted on his desires before. As he followed Mr. Krabs to the kitchen, he couldn't help but notice the way the older man's bulging biceps strained against his shirt. He licked his lips in anticipation.

Once they arrived in the kitchen, Mr. Krabs wasted no time in getting down to business. He grabbed Spongebob by the waist and pulled him close, pressing his hard cock against Spongebob's soft ass. Spongebob moaned in pleasure as Mr. Krabs began to grind against him, his hands roaming over Spongebob's body.

"Ooooh, Mr. Krabs!" Spongebob cried out, as he felt Mr. Krabs' rough hands slide under his shirt and caress his nipples. "This feels so good!"

Mr. Krabs chuckled darkly as he pushed Spongebob against the counter, his mouth hot and hungry as he devoured Spongebob's lips. Spongebob was in heaven as Mr. Krabs kissed him deeply, his tongue probing and exploring Spongebob's mouth.

As Mr. Krabs pulled back, he whispered in Spongebob's ear, "You're mine now, Spongebob. All mine." And with that, he pushed Spongebob down onto the floor and began to tear off his clothes.

Spongebob moaned as Mr. Krabs stripped him naked, exposing his lean and toned body. Mr. Krabs licked his lips in anticipation as he gazed at Spongebob's hardening cock, already dripping with precum.

"Get on your hands and knees," Mr. Krabs growled, and Spongebob obediently complied. Mr. Krabs positioned himself behind Spongebob, his cock throbbing with need. He plunged into Spongebob in one swift movement, causing Spongebob to cry out in pleasure.

As Mr. Krabs pounded into him, Spongebob felt a rush of emotions unlike anything he had ever experienced before. He felt vulnerable, exposed, and yet completely and utterly alive. He cried out Mr. Krabs' name over and over again as he came, his body shaking with pleasure.

As they lay there on the floor, panting and sweating, Spongebob knew that this was just the beginning of his new life at the Krusty Krab. He had discovered a side of himself that he had never known before, and he knew that Mr. Krabs would be there to guide him every step of the way.

I don't use the toilet for pee anymore. I simply pee in a bucket, add a couple gelatin packets, and then scrape the day's worth of solidified whiz into the trash at the end of the day.

I started doing this to save water almost a decade ago now (droughts, ya know), and I don't think many people are aware I even do this.

I regularly eat plain water with a squeeze of lemon and a gelatin packet added to make it so I can eat it with a spoon after it sets up. It's good for my skin. It's good for my weight. So, when one of these water usage things was going around a while back, my pallid yellow everyday snack gave me an idea. I haven't looked back.

Each time I piss, it's into a big bucket. After I steam one off, I add some gelatin packets, give a stir with a dedicated spoon, and let things solidify in the fridge. When I have to piss again, I'll take the pee bucket out of the fridge, spray another layer, add more gelatin, stir, and let gelatinize again. I build a great stratum of the day's urine this way, and it's actually kind of a fun way to keep track of my health. I don't know.

Usually, I just scrape it out of the bucket and into the trash can at the end of the day, but ya know, not always. If the bucket isn't super full, I'll let it ride until I almost overflow.

I'm not sure I'd recommend this to anyone, but I certainly wouldn't tell anyone not to try it.

that video is truly a video of all time. 10/10, the acting was on point and the details within each character blew my mind. the insane music which truly felt like it was coming inside of my hole (ear). the plot was so imennse and i loved when axel saod "its axeling time" and he axeled all over the place. (that means he nutted in men)

Gosh it disturbs me to view you, Gaston,

Looking so flaccid and limp

Everyone here'd love to do you, Gaston,

For you they would happily simp

No man in town's as titillating as you,

You're everyone's favorite whore!

I think of you while masturbating, it's true

And we all can see why, that's for suuuuuuuuuure!

​

Nooo oooooooone... Fucks like Gaston

No one sucks like Gaston

No one whores themselves out for ten bucks like Gaston!

For there's no man in town half as sexy!

A pornographic paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Betsy

And they'll tell you whose dick they'd prefer to be ooooon!

​

Noooo oooooone... bangs like Gaston!

All the gangs like Gaston!

No one's got quite a heft to his wang like Gaston!

As a specimen, yes, it's *intimidating!*

Oh, what a ho, that Gaston!

Give five rimjobs! Suck seven dicks!

Gaston is the best and the rest are all pricks!

​

Noooo... oooone... jerks like Gaston!

Does sex work like Gaston!

No one strips on a table and twerks like Gaston!

For there's none with as big of a Johnny!

"As you see, I've got penis to spare!"

And his scrotum ain't scraggly or scrawny

"That's right! And every last inch of it's covered with hair!"

​

No one bums like Gaston!

All his chums like Gaston!

In a wanking match, nobody *cums* like Gaston!

"I'm especially good at *e-jac-u-lating!* ***UNGH!***"

Ten points for Gaston!

​

When I was a lad, I sucked four dozen dicks

Every morning to help me pay rent

And now that I'm grown, I suck *five* dozen dicks

And I leave them all totally speeeeeent!

​

Nooooo... oooooone... faps like Gaston!

Makes them clap like Gaston!

And then gives that big booty a slap like Gaston!

"All the lasses find my ass so *fascinating!*"

Oh what a ho!

Gastoooooooon!

So I didn’t want to share this but I feel I need to explain my question - for some time I have been ejaculating into my milk before putting it into the fridge. It’s no issue for me, you can’t even taste it, but I’m sick of my housemates stealing my food and drink all the time (I’ve not told them I do this but if they do drink it I think we can call it even). Anyway, the issue is I’ve just tested positive for gonorrhoea, and I’ve no idea if this can be passed on in this way, and I’m worried I’ve infected my housemates. Does anyone know if this is possible? There’s not really anything that would explain either way online

Midwest moms reading and talking about books while they sip on wine

Okie Dokie Literature Club

she turns me on. We already kissed and had some sex together but that's it. I don't want more with her, I just find her super hot and I enjoy playing with her.

Oh? You bet huh? You wanna bet me? What do you bet? Your foreskin? You gonna bet your foreskin? Do you even have it? Your foreskin? Is that what you have? Got a sleeved peen? A peen with a sleeve? Why would I want a peen with a sleeve? I mean, I do, but why would you assume that?

Every single goddamn time I go to a truckstop to take a shit somebody gets into the stall next to me and nearly has a heart attack. not one single time has somebody got into the stall next to me, took a nice easy shit, wiped a couple of times, and then left. every fucking time It sounds like the guy next to me is on the verge of prolapsing his asshole from shitting so fucking hard. And how is it possible for a single human being to have that much gas inside of them? every grunt and ploop is accompanied by enough farting to pop a goddamned weather balloon. Are we all really just eating Hardee’s every day for breakfast lunch and dinner? And then why the fuck do you get halfway through shitting and then pull out your weird off brand android and start watching YouTube videos at full volume? Are we just shitting once a week or something? No fucking wonder we all die at 60.

Every single goddamn time I go to a truck-stop to take a shit somebody gets into the stall next to me and nearly has a heart attack. not one single time has somebody got into the stall next to me, took a nice easy shit, wiped a couple of times, and then left. every fucking time It sounds like the guy next to me is on the verge of prolapsing his asshole from shitting so fucking hard. And how is it possible for a single human being to have that much gas inside of them? every grunt and ploop is accompanied by enough farting to pop a goddamned weather balloon. Are we all really just eating Hardee’s every day for breakfast lunch and dinner? And then why the fuck do you get halfway through shitting and then pull out your weird off brand android and start watching YouTube videos at full volume? Are we just shitting once a week or something? No fucking wonder we all die at 60.

God, when I see Markiplier scrumptious face, my dick solidifies into diamond. I have masturbated on all of his videos without exception. His beautiful voice carrying me through the air.

I want to abduct him and destroy his ass, make his mellow voice scream in pain and pleasure. I want to make him only eat cum, starving him of anything else. I want to destroy his mind down to the very core.

Then, once I have the perfect manslave, I will shove a pigeon up his ass, fatten him up with ants and mices. Before putting him inside a bathtub filled to the brim with lemonade.

Then I would slowly heat up this sugary mixture, degrees by degrees, enjoying his screams of pain, as the water starts boiling and cooking him, begging for me to stop, that he would submit. However I would not stop, I would only grin in bliss, stroking my cock furiously. Until I get a delicious Markiplier steak to enjoy whole...

Ah if only I could... I'm so hard thinking about it.

Daft Punk has ruined my perception of life.

I guess It all started quite a few months ago when I stumbled upon the song "One More Time" while randomly scrolling and decided, "why not?" And played it. I enjoyed it quite a bit, so I slowly became a casual Daft Punk listener, enjoying songs such as "Face to Face" "Get Lucky" and "Instant Crush."

Given that Daft Punk has been split up for over a year and haven't made music in almost 10 years, whenever I would bring up Daft Punk, most people would talk about how they like "Get Lucky but haven't heard much from the Duo.

That all changed when I met my friend. Let's call him John. To say this man was a Daft Punk fan might be the understatement of the decade. He had listened to everything they had ever made and was eager to get me to listen to all of their discography, which I slowly obliged to as our friendship grew.

At this point, it didn't just stop there. He began introducing me to other French House Artists such as Justice or Cassius.

Now you may think, Well this sounds harmless, right? Up to that point it was. That was until we began incorporating Daft Punk and the French House Artists into our jokes.

One of many jokes being the "Name Soundalikes" meme in which, if an unrelated sentence sounded like a Daft Punk song we would point that out. From there it was a complete downward spiral. Instead of just plain old text, If we caught each other using a word that was or sounded like a DAft Punk or Justice song, we would point it out saying (Daft Punk/Justice song) reference! and have a short laugh about it.

As the jokes went on, they became increasingly absurd and niche to accommodate our ever evolving humor. This went so far as to the point where our conversations, our lives revolved around these jokes. And I noticed it began having major effects on me.

Every time my teachers (haha) talked about homework, The Daft Punk Album came to my mind

I heard a robotic sound? Immediately associate it with Daft Punk.

And it just got worse. As time passed, entire words became like triggers in my brain that upon hearing them, would create a knee-jerk reaction to associate them with Daft Punk, which I cannot help but to find both hilarious and sad.

It's gotten so bad, that even those other French artists I create those same "Soundalike" jokes to.

Take Justice for Example, which have an Album called "Cross" with the Cover just being a Cross. That humor my friend and I about this has infected my mind so severely, that whenever I pass by a church, I don't associate that religious symbol with Christianity anymore. It's a now a merely a Cross reference.

Another example being that a member of the band Cassius suffered an untimely death by accidentally falling out of a window. You what I think when I see someone near a fucking window now? CASSIUS REFERENCE HAHA GUYS!

The Word Human? MMM THATS A HUMAN AFTER ALL REFERENCE!

The names Guy and Thomas? YeP DaFt PUnK refeREnCe eVEryoNE!??!!?

FUCKING FRENCH PEOPLE??? YOU GUESSED IT, DAFT PUNK REFERENCE!!!!

I was in a server where a guy I knew almost took his own life due to tons of personal issues. Me and other members tried to talk him out and get him. We hadn't heard from him and we thought our efforts to get him to stop were unsuccessful. We called people in there area and triend to find any way to reach him. A couple of days later, reaches out to us and told us that he didn't and is getting the help he needs. But upon returning, the first thing he said brought absolute horror to my mind. The one simple phrase; "I'm Alive."

INSTEAD OF BEING HAPPY, BEING RELIEVED THAT HE HAS NOT TAKEN HIS OWN LIFE, THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS THE FUCKING DAFT PUNK SONG. DAFT PUNK REFERENCE EVERYBODY!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

I cannot continue to live like this. My niche, idiotic humor that revolves around Daft Punk is ruining my life. I need help.