Mark, I have unholy, godly powers. You are going to be swung around in a damn washing machine of WWIII like destructabilaty and blood curdling death *over the horizon*. You will seize to exist after this moment of agony. My hydra runs at 1400 km/s with explosive mini gun rounds and unlimited missiles with point to point precision accuracy. My kosakta will emerge from your shitty ahh toilet at 3am and destroy every single bone in your body. Destruction like this will end your bloodline. And finally, my MKII weapons and MKIX accuracy. My sniper will fling your head off like a feather in strong wind. The barrel to my shotgun will leave you out with a bang. Looking forward to seeing you in GTA pub lobbies :)

- lprsc

You think you’re so smart, huh? You think you know everything about sandwiches and mayo? Well, guess what? You don’t know jack. You don’t know the first thing about the art and science of sandwich making. You don’t know the joy and satisfaction of biting into a perfectly crafted sandwich with just the right amount of mayo. You don’t know the thrill and challenge of pushing your limits and seeing how many sandwiches you can eat in one sitting. You don’t know anything.

But I do. I do know. I know everything there is to know about sandwiches and mayo. I’ve studied them for years. I’ve experimented with different breads, meats, cheeses, veggies, sauces, and of course, mayo. I’ve mastered the techniques of slicing, spreading, stacking, cutting, and eating. I’ve developed a refined palate and a discerning taste. I’ve honed my skills and sharpened my senses. I’ve become a sandwich connoisseur and a mayo aficionado.

And I can prove it. I can prove it right now. I can prove it by eating 12 sandwiches with mayo on them. Yes, you heard me right. 12 sandwiches. With mayo. On them. And not just any sandwiches. No, no, no. These are not your ordinary sandwiches. These are gourmet sandwiches. These are sandwiches made with the finest ingredients and the most exquisite flavors. These are sandwiches that would make Gordon Ramsay weep with envy and delight. These are sandwiches that would make you drool and beg for a bite.

But you won’t get a bite. No, you won’t. Because these sandwiches are mine. All mine. And I’m going to eat them all. All 12 of them. With mayo on them. And you’re going to watch me do it. You’re going to watch me as I savor every mouthful, as I chew every morsel, as I swallow every crumb. You’re going to watch me as I enjoy every moment, as I feel every sensation, as I experience every emotion. You’re going to watch me as I achieve the ultimate sandwich nirvana.

And you’re going to be amazed. You’re going to be stunned. You’re going to be speechless. You’re going to be in awe of my sandwich prowess and my mayo mastery. You’re going to be impressed by my stamina and my appetite. You’re going to be humbled by my greatness and my glory.

You’re going to realize that you were wrong about me. You were wrong about everything. You were wrong to doubt me, to mock me, to challenge me.

You were wrong to mess with me.

Because I am the sandwich king.

And I can probably eat 12 sandwiches with mayo on them.

This game is making me go ballistic. I was at a bar with my friends last weekend when my friend mentioned how many trophies he was at. I played it cool and lied about how many I was at but he had passed me on trophy road and I had to play so i went to the bathroom and of course my first game 1 match against hog and my phone dies half way through. I was so mad and had to play so I walked to a gas station and bought a charger but had no where to plug it in and was bored of the bar and in a rage I just didn't care anymore and unplugged the cooler with all the ice cream in it and sat on the floor waiting for it to charge and started playing. I couldn't win because I kept playing firecracker and hog and skarol and by the time the employee caught on the dipping dots and multiple other ice cream items were melted and deformed inside the package. I told him I didn't care and in comes a cop who proceeded to arrest me confiscate my fake id and put me on a 6 hour hold in a cell. This is the worst game ever and on the way there all I could think about was getting emoted on when I lost to lavahound I didn't even care I was arrested this is the biggest rage game I've ever played. How am I supposed to win when I'm getting hard countered in every match?

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It is every American's patriotic duty to affirm transgender beauty. Transgenders are a protected class under the fourteenth amendment no different than African Americans, women, homosexuals and Americans with disabilities. Every major American institution whether state, federal, or civil—like the American Medical Association or the American Psychological Association—is flying the LGBT flag.

Every major American institution is advocating, promoting and affirming Transgenderism and they are correct in doing so because Transgenderism is as American as McDonalds and high fructose corn syrup. As far as America and its Federal, State and Civil institutions are concerned, if you believe otherwise, you are a hate crime, a racism and maybe even a terrorism.


There are two possible definitions for the word woman. The un-American definition for the word woman is a person who has two X chromosomes. The American definition of the word woman is any person who identifies as a woman.


How do you intend to continue to participate in American society while refusing to acknowledge Transgender persons? Imagine you're in a business meeting and a transgender person walks in. You're going to do what exactly? Hide under the table? Refuse to bake the gay wedding cake? You're going to absolve yourself from commerce and social relations and become some sort of marginal, living on the fringes of society?


Transgender Americans are the perfect American.

bro face be looking seriously like how when he having a hard time squeezing the dodo outta his cheek out,man really stole a taco from a hobo and ate it infront of him,straight up doing a fortnite dance while eating,staring at that hobo with his dried out arbu fries looking eye

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guys i might have found the cure to cancer and yes i am recording this on my laptop anyways i am mlender san please subscribe but anyways let's get to the video so if you are not pregnant and you pee on a pregnancy test but you have cancer it will stay pregnant because they pregnant and um cancer has the same hormones they at least they use the same hormones anyways so um so basically it takes three pills a day for type 2 cancer and then it takes about one pill a day for birth control because that's how strong the pill is for birth control but anyways it gets rid of hormones but which the baby feeds on so that so it gets gets rid of the babies by killing it but anyways if you take a br three birth controls when you're when you have cancer but you're not pregnant then it'll possibly cure your cancer i am mlender san please subscribe and like goodbye this is Jackson

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Everyday I always dreaming about having sex with Oozora Subaru. This was a sweet dreams where I did her more brutal than any Humanity's Last Breath songs. I don't care if I can't write a Subaru Impreza WRX STI because riding a Subaru Oozora is also equally fun.

If someone made this into a parody game i would totally be down to play. Crewmates are females, imposters are males, and instead of going on a murder spree, the imposters have to fuck as many of the crew as possible. Might have to have a single player mode, idk how you'd do that tho. Or you could focus on a single player game and have multiplayer secondary for longer sex scenes. Or, even better, you could incapacitate a target and drag them into a vent or hole to delay your time in multiplayer but hide the body, which could trigger a sex loop for as long as you're hiding. You could come back to certain ones to continue the loop. Could also have tasks be pleasure machines.

I’m about to take the biggest shit of my life

I’ve been constipated for the last three days and I can feel it brewing, this is not good. Please pray for me

Update: it feels like I’ve been buttfucked by Satan, the smell was so bad I could hear the dog gagging outside the door. I’ve also managed to make a vacuum seal around the pipe with my shit so the water won’t go down on its own

Update again: I used a plunger and got most of it down but there was a piece too thick for the pipe so I ended up plunging it so hard again and again that it broke into smaller pieces and finally flushed. Mission complete

Hitler slowly and calmy inserted his penis inside Pikachu. Pikachu moaned softly. He'd never been treated like that. Hitler was ready to do anything for Pikachu. He even made Pikachu's dream come true, which was to kill all the Jews. As Hitler slid his dick inside Pikachu, he could feel his love juices flowing out of him. "Pika pika" "I will fuck you so hard that my semen will eradicate the Jews from this planet" Hitler shoved his penis deeper inside Pikachu. Pikachu could feel his penis moving inside his intestine. "MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN", Hitler said while he moaned. As he continued to fuck Pikachu, he could feel the pressure building up. He was about to cum inside Pikachu's large intestines. "ARGGHHH I'm going to cum Herr Pikachu", Hitler said.

He whispered, "Don't hold back Furher." And with that, Hitler ejaculated inside Pikachu's large intestines. He kept Cumming till Pikachu's ass was filled with his cum and till it dripped out of Pikachu's pussy.

You need somebody to stand up right… to look you in your eyes… and for once… for ONCE… in your LIFE! To just tell you… TO SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!!

Holy shit you’re annoying as hell if you don’t shut yo dirty disgusting dingy obtuse smelly insignificant musty bestiality promoting Zootopia meat beating parental guidance lacking hairline retracting dog leash wearing obnoxious butt crack sniffing computer mouse clicking genetically impaired insecure rambunctiously reactive peanut brain disastrous humanoid creation with yo avocado chin snapping turtle neck OIIIIII DONKEY! Your mom built like Shrek!

Packgod Fanboy?! Guess what? I don’t care about anything you just said you live in your family’s shed you got kicked out of special Ed 97.3% brain cells currently existing within your head are motherfucking dead, get yo ugly ass on boy yo family disowned you bitch, nationwide ain’t even on yo side I don’t wanna hear it infact yo parents kicked out out of the house and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your iPhone with yo boop boop boop boop “help why is it not working?” stop playing with me boy you're like if sully from Monsters Incorporated was a submissive femboy stop playing bruh you broke as hell too bruh you use a big mac wrapper as a blanket and a roll of toilet paper as a pillow with yo nasty ass.

MY CHROMOSOMES?! Bitch yo chromosomes were auto-generated by chatGPT *generating noises* I don't wanna hear it boy look at you bruh you like a level 14 skuntank with osteoporosis what is you saying bruh you and your father currently have a 1 bar bluetooth connection stop playing, why is you ballin up your fists like you finna fight me boy if we were to fight you'd bring a pair of wii nunchucks and start throwing Skylanders at me, stop playing.

guess what I caught you pole dancing for the three blind mice in the middle of a New York City subway you lookin like this: Oooooouup! uuuuuoooooo! You dumb as hell infact you thought hooters was a sacred clan of high ranking Kahoot players get yo ass on boy stop playing bruh your mom got robbed by a Make-A-Wish kid with a bent plastic spoon your uncle tried making a makeshift fleshlight out of a lubricated onion ring your grandfather got a parking ticket for sitting on a couch and your dad just got arrested by The Lorax for shaving his beard infact you sat on your dad’a wiener last night and started singing 🎵 Life is a highway, I’m gonna ride it all night long 🎵 who you talking to in that fursuit you think you’re iron man talking to Jarvis up in there “Jarvis fluff up my fur by 87% what is you doing- Get a girlfriend? Get yo what’s good sexy girl who told you to pass me looking this fine!!!! Shut up? Man you better get yo “Iraq, Croatia, Switzerland, Israel, let’s play football! Shut uuuuup! No one caaaaaares! No one aaaaaasked! You’re my bitch, bitch! Shut uuuuuuup! (He disconnected!)

This would make me so nervous. I experience gastrointestinal bloat resulting in violent grundle spasms due to a high spaghettios diet, and if I were to have a seepage flare up as somebody busted in I would die of embarrassment. Especially because I only travel solo most times due to my strong odor 😑😑😑

LGBT? More like Luigi Got Big Titties! *wink* *wink* That's right, I said it: Luigi's got the biggest, baddest boobies in the Mushroom Kingdom. No one can deny it – they're just too big to ignore. He's like a walking, talking, living and breathing pair of mountains – perfectly round and perfectly jiggly. You can't help but admire them, even if you're not into that type of thing. He's got the curves and he's not afraid to show them off.

So next time you see Luigi, don't be surprised if he's showing off a bit. He's just proud of his big titties and he wants you to admire them too. After all, it's not every day you get to see a plumber with such big assets. So go ahead, give Luigi his due and revel in his glorious big titties!

now i'm gonna ask again, who wants to post unallowed content. if anyone actually does, there's a leave button. press it. since no ones leaving im guessing next people who actually break the rules shal be banned and don't try complain bc guess what. guess who owns this shit and who doesn't. last chance to leave if anyone that is level 10+ to leave if you wanna plst ilegal contect content. cuz i remember the last time i said this that one asian girl left n blocked me. and btw i have no issues with staying locked for a week if y'all wanna keep annoying my days. now are you losers gona behave or what lmao bc i talked abt this to the staff. there's many users who think they are unbeatable for some reason "if i get muted alex will unmute" no he wont lmao i did the mute u be quiet and cry bruh bruh bruh and rlly dming me unallowed bs thinking ur the funny guy? ur such a smart loser lmao its not like i can see what you sentnor.smt. stop dming me mf idc dont fucking dm bruh ill actually turn off everything and go away "duarte is becoming hungry power" man just leave the server literally "i'll post this mods are offline!!!! NO RULES!!!!" ur soooo smart y'all deserve absolutely nothing, nah seriously, sending smt i deleted 4 times and then having the mental illness to dm it to me and ping me in the muted channel with ut, you gotta have some serious mental problem

So the line I came up with is "I don't mean to be rude and I certainly don't want to be creepy, but (I gesture by bringing my hands up and cupping them around the breast area) are amazing." Then after she blushes and says thanks follow up with
"I don't mean to be out of line, but would it be ok if I could have a feel?"


So what do you think? What do I need to tweak to make it work?

See, as funny as that joke about french incompetence is, the French fully expected the Germans to invade them through Belgium. Indeed, the Maginot line did extend all the way to the sea, though it wasn't as extensive along the Belgian border as it was in Elsace-Lorraine. The french plan for WW2 was to use Maginot not as a defensive position, but to convince the Germans to invade through Belgium, where they had prepared defensive positions intended to hold the Germans off, which were indeed manned by the French at all times until Britain sabotaged the Franco-Belgian alliance and forced Belgium into neutrality, so the plan was adjusted so as to station troops on the border, advance rapidly, and then hold the Germans off from there. This, however, was the first of many mistakes in french strategic planning. They had utterly underestimated the speed at which the German Army would advance into Belgium, such that many of the defensive positions that were supposed to hold the Germans off had been overrun before the French had the chance to man them.

The second big mistake was not to take reports about German tanks in the Ardennes seriously, because yes, they did have reports about this. But once again, the speed and agility of German tanks had been underestimated, and the report dismissed. (keep in mind that the French didn't have dedicated tank divisions the way the Germans did; they intended to use their tanks the same way they had in WW1, as big land ships that would break through enemy trenches and open up a chance for infantry to advance, rather than the tip of a rapid offensive that was more in line with the mobile warfare that had proven itself successful for Germany in the latter years of WW1).

To understand how Rommel's Dash to the Channel happened, we need to talk about commanding by order vs. commanding by task. See, there are two basic models to lead an army. The French followed the doctrine of command by order. In this model, an officer is merely an extension of the generals in HQ. These generals draw up plans, and the officer is to make sure it is executed. In this model, officers have fairly little ability to act on their own, as their job is to carry out the orders exactly as HQ gives them. This method of command had proven effective for the French during WW1, and they intended to fight WW2 the same way they'd fought WW1. The drawback of this system is its lack of flexibility. If an officer sees an opportunity on the battlefield, he cannot just exploit it. He needs to report it up the chain of command, then wait until he gets orders to do so. The problem with this, of course, is that the chance to exploit this opportunity might pass in the meantime.

The German army, on the other hand, was commanded by task. Herein, an officer receives orders from HQ, say, to capture a specific position, and what material he has available, but how to do so is left up to the officer in the field, with the assumption being that the officer knows the situation infront of him better than a general in an HQ hundreds of kilometers behind the front could ever hope to. Indeed, if an officer spotted an opportunity, but he would have to go against his orders to exploit it, it was actually tolerated within the German army to exploit this opportunity, even if it was in violation od direct orders, provided the results justify the action. The drawback of this, of course, was that the high autonomy of individual officers might cause difficult situations if, for instance, two officers decided to go against their orders at the same time, and caused a big gap in their position as a result.

With that out of the way, let's get to the Dash to the Channel. Rommel saw an opportunity infront of him, a gap in the enemy lines. It was well within his authority to ignore the orders he had and charge into this gap instead, and charge he did. He just kept going at full speed after realizing that noone was there to oppose him. Now, normally, this would have gotten Rommel encircled. All it takes is for a single division to block the road he came from, and his entire division would have been doomed. However, here's the thing: After both sides realized what Rommel had just done, mobile German units rushed into the corridor he'd cut into the French lines to reinforce it, while french officers waited for HQ to give them the order to cut Rommel off. By the time that order came, German units had already reinforced Rommel's corridor, and any counterattacks were unsuccessful. In the end, Rommel just kept going until he reached Calais, and when he did, effectively encircled half the army that opposed them, eventually resulting in the evacuation in Dunkirk (aswell as several smaller, lesser known evacuations), and after that, victory in France was but a matter of time, as the anglo-british forces were now severely outnumbered.