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Must... not... write an entire paragraph about how the Maginot Line performed exactly as intended and it was Frances outdated command structure that caused them to lose in 1940...
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See, as funny as that joke about french incompetence is, the French fully expected the Germans to invade them through Belgium. Indeed, the Maginot line did extend all the way to the sea, though it wasn't as extensive along the Belgian border as it was in Elsace-Lorraine. The french plan for WW2 was to use Maginot not as a defensive position, but to convince the Germans to invade through Belgium, where they had prepared defensive positions intended to hold the Germans off, which were indeed manned by the French at all times until Britain sabotaged the Franco-Belgian alliance and forced Belgium into neutrality, so the plan was adjusted so as to station troops on the border, advance rapidly, and then hold the Germans off from there. This, however, was the first of many mistakes in french strategic planning. They had utterly underestimated the speed at which the German Army would advance into Belgium, such that many of the defensive positions that were supposed to hold the Germans off had been overrun before the French had the chance to man them.
The second big mistake was not to take reports about German tanks in the Ardennes seriously, because yes, they did have reports about this. But once again, the speed and agility of German tanks had been underestimated, and the report dismissed. (keep in mind that the French didn't have dedicated tank divisions the way the Germans did; they intended to use their tanks the same way they had in WW1, as big land ships that would break through enemy trenches and open up a chance for infantry to advance, rather than the tip of a rapid offensive that was more in line with the mobile warfare that had proven itself successful for Germany in the latter years of WW1).
To understand how Rommel's Dash to the Channel happened, we need to talk about commanding by order vs. commanding by task. See, there are two basic models to lead an army. The French followed the doctrine of command by order. In this model, an officer is merely an extension of the generals in HQ. These generals draw up plans, and the officer is to make sure it is executed. In this model, officers have fairly little ability to act on their own, as their job is to carry out the orders exactly as HQ gives them. This method of command had proven effective for the French during WW1, and they intended to fight WW2 the same way they'd fought WW1. The drawback of this system is its lack of flexibility. If an officer sees an opportunity on the battlefield, he cannot just exploit it. He needs to report it up the chain of command, then wait until he gets orders to do so. The problem with this, of course, is that the chance to exploit this opportunity might pass in the meantime.
The German army, on the other hand, was commanded by task. Herein, an officer receives orders from HQ, say, to capture a specific position, and what material he has available, but how to do so is left up to the officer in the field, with the assumption being that the officer knows the situation infront of him better than a general in an HQ hundreds of kilometers behind the front could ever hope to. Indeed, if an officer spotted an opportunity, but he would have to go against his orders to exploit it, it was actually tolerated within the German army to exploit this opportunity, even if it was in violation od direct orders, provided the results justify the action. The drawback of this, of course, was that the high autonomy of individual officers might cause difficult situations if, for instance, two officers decided to go against their orders at the same time, and caused a big gap in their position as a result.
With that out of the way, let's get to the Dash to the Channel. Rommel saw an opportunity infront of him, a gap in the enemy lines. It was well within his authority to ignore the orders he had and charge into this gap instead, and charge he did. He just kept going at full speed after realizing that noone was there to oppose him. Now, normally, this would have gotten Rommel encircled. All it takes is for a single division to block the road he came from, and his entire division would have been doomed. However, here's the thing: After both sides realized what Rommel had just done, mobile German units rushed into the corridor he'd cut into the French lines to reinforce it, while french officers waited for HQ to give them the order to cut Rommel off. By the time that order came, German units had already reinforced Rommel's corridor, and any counterattacks were unsuccessful. In the end, Rommel just kept going until he reached Calais, and when he did, effectively encircled half the army that opposed them, eventually resulting in the evacuation in Dunkirk (aswell as several smaller, lesser known evacuations), and after that, victory in France was but a matter of time, as the anglo-british forces were now severely outnumbered.
The second big mistake was not to take reports about German tanks in the Ardennes seriously, because yes, they did have reports about this. But once again, the speed and agility of German tanks had been underestimated, and the report dismissed. (keep in mind that the French didn't have dedicated tank divisions the way the Germans did; they intended to use their tanks the same way they had in WW1, as big land ships that would break through enemy trenches and open up a chance for infantry to advance, rather than the tip of a rapid offensive that was more in line with the mobile warfare that had proven itself successful for Germany in the latter years of WW1).
To understand how Rommel's Dash to the Channel happened, we need to talk about commanding by order vs. commanding by task. See, there are two basic models to lead an army. The French followed the doctrine of command by order. In this model, an officer is merely an extension of the generals in HQ. These generals draw up plans, and the officer is to make sure it is executed. In this model, officers have fairly little ability to act on their own, as their job is to carry out the orders exactly as HQ gives them. This method of command had proven effective for the French during WW1, and they intended to fight WW2 the same way they'd fought WW1. The drawback of this system is its lack of flexibility. If an officer sees an opportunity on the battlefield, he cannot just exploit it. He needs to report it up the chain of command, then wait until he gets orders to do so. The problem with this, of course, is that the chance to exploit this opportunity might pass in the meantime.
The German army, on the other hand, was commanded by task. Herein, an officer receives orders from HQ, say, to capture a specific position, and what material he has available, but how to do so is left up to the officer in the field, with the assumption being that the officer knows the situation infront of him better than a general in an HQ hundreds of kilometers behind the front could ever hope to. Indeed, if an officer spotted an opportunity, but he would have to go against his orders to exploit it, it was actually tolerated within the German army to exploit this opportunity, even if it was in violation od direct orders, provided the results justify the action. The drawback of this, of course, was that the high autonomy of individual officers might cause difficult situations if, for instance, two officers decided to go against their orders at the same time, and caused a big gap in their position as a result.
With that out of the way, let's get to the Dash to the Channel. Rommel saw an opportunity infront of him, a gap in the enemy lines. It was well within his authority to ignore the orders he had and charge into this gap instead, and charge he did. He just kept going at full speed after realizing that noone was there to oppose him. Now, normally, this would have gotten Rommel encircled. All it takes is for a single division to block the road he came from, and his entire division would have been doomed. However, here's the thing: After both sides realized what Rommel had just done, mobile German units rushed into the corridor he'd cut into the French lines to reinforce it, while french officers waited for HQ to give them the order to cut Rommel off. By the time that order came, German units had already reinforced Rommel's corridor, and any counterattacks were unsuccessful. In the end, Rommel just kept going until he reached Calais, and when he did, effectively encircled half the army that opposed them, eventually resulting in the evacuation in Dunkirk (aswell as several smaller, lesser known evacuations), and after that, victory in France was but a matter of time, as the anglo-british forces were now severely outnumbered.
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Half Full
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Half full is the only logical option. Full is 100% filled and empty is 0% filled. So half of 100% is 50% but half of 0% is still 0% so it doesn’t makes sense. Half empty people are just stupid.
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Guys I just discovered the TRUTH!
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I've added a Trigger warning because this might just be a bit too much to bare.
Soooo across the world there are buildings, but what are they really? why do they exist?
Have you ever thought about this before? EXACTLY you have not, and that is because buildings are psychic mind control devices.
Why do you think stone henge was built? to control early humanity of course, how else could they do it? Now who do I mean by *"they"*?. The answer to that is the alien reptiles. Why are snakes seen as malicious? why are expressions like "cold blooded" used to communicate negative traits?
Now this is where it gets pretty crazy, it's the remnants of humanity's consciousness left INTACT by psychic mind control buildings. This is also why people say things like "Notre damn is beutiful" and "modern architecture is ugly". the Former statement is a remnant of conscious.
Now basically this is the KEY to biological and spiritual transcendence. Religion is basically the TRUTH filtered through psychic suppression. Outside the universe is the Heat realm, a realm of pure temperature and something else I can't even name. You can basically do whatever you want, as far as I can tell, I don't know. I just realised I have not described psychic suppresion enough so anyway time to describe.
Basically anything humans experience is a lie, your will to suck titties? to suck femboy cock? LIES, ALL LIES!!! same with breathing, eating and sleepimg. ESPECIALLY BREATHING EATING AND SLEEPING. There's a reason they're viewed as """essential""" and you experience things like """hunger""" and """thirst""", it's to control you. Now what's behind the psychic supression? I mentioned reptiles earlier but the truth is it's a grand illusion, akin to breathing to trick mankind (and womankind for that matter) to create the illusion of natural order. The truth is earth is barren and always has been, only vast black 3 sided pyramid projectory spires exist to enslave mankind. The reptiles are a funneling of consciousness remnents of the knowledge of the Alien enslavers into something coherent with their lie, that being that reptiles are a natural parts of the planetary ecosystem.
Oh yeah and while I'm here anyone who likes chocolate ice cream should kill themselves immediately.
So the aliens themselves can't really be described. I could say they look like polyps or mushrooms or fucking cats but again, YOU DONT want to describe them as that because it's an psychic suppresionary illusion. The reality can't be described, but you will understand if you free yourself of the illusion. I hate hair.
So simply put go get some ice cream it's yummy, did you start taking me seriously HAAA!!! SEDEEE!!! I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT YOUR THOUGHT. you didn't will it to come it just came in, this is what I am talking about feelings are alien tricky tricks.
Now you know the TRUTH, I hope you have a good day, joking I don't that is also an illusion!
If you want to read more about the TRUTH then [click this link to read my blog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Soooo across the world there are buildings, but what are they really? why do they exist?
Have you ever thought about this before? EXACTLY you have not, and that is because buildings are psychic mind control devices.
Why do you think stone henge was built? to control early humanity of course, how else could they do it? Now who do I mean by *"they"*?. The answer to that is the alien reptiles. Why are snakes seen as malicious? why are expressions like "cold blooded" used to communicate negative traits?
Now this is where it gets pretty crazy, it's the remnants of humanity's consciousness left INTACT by psychic mind control buildings. This is also why people say things like "Notre damn is beutiful" and "modern architecture is ugly". the Former statement is a remnant of conscious.
Now basically this is the KEY to biological and spiritual transcendence. Religion is basically the TRUTH filtered through psychic suppression. Outside the universe is the Heat realm, a realm of pure temperature and something else I can't even name. You can basically do whatever you want, as far as I can tell, I don't know. I just realised I have not described psychic suppresion enough so anyway time to describe.
Basically anything humans experience is a lie, your will to suck titties? to suck femboy cock? LIES, ALL LIES!!! same with breathing, eating and sleepimg. ESPECIALLY BREATHING EATING AND SLEEPING. There's a reason they're viewed as """essential""" and you experience things like """hunger""" and """thirst""", it's to control you. Now what's behind the psychic supression? I mentioned reptiles earlier but the truth is it's a grand illusion, akin to breathing to trick mankind (and womankind for that matter) to create the illusion of natural order. The truth is earth is barren and always has been, only vast black 3 sided pyramid projectory spires exist to enslave mankind. The reptiles are a funneling of consciousness remnents of the knowledge of the Alien enslavers into something coherent with their lie, that being that reptiles are a natural parts of the planetary ecosystem.
Oh yeah and while I'm here anyone who likes chocolate ice cream should kill themselves immediately.
So the aliens themselves can't really be described. I could say they look like polyps or mushrooms or fucking cats but again, YOU DONT want to describe them as that because it's an psychic suppresionary illusion. The reality can't be described, but you will understand if you free yourself of the illusion. I hate hair.
So simply put go get some ice cream it's yummy, did you start taking me seriously HAAA!!! SEDEEE!!! I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT YOUR THOUGHT. you didn't will it to come it just came in, this is what I am talking about feelings are alien tricky tricks.
Now you know the TRUTH, I hope you have a good day, joking I don't that is also an illusion!
If you want to read more about the TRUTH then [click this link to read my blog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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Pizza Tower: Scoutdigo is my Favorite Pizza Tower modem copypasta
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Pizza Tower: Scoutdigo is my favorite Pizza Tower modem
I am playing as "The Goise", unused character in final game
I collected the mimic toppin!
I’m going to get the key piece!
The key piese must be here somewhere!
I got the key piece! Wow! I am solving the Alternate Reality Game!
PIZZA FACE IS COMING… HELP ME
IM TESTICLES ARE EXPLODING
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
PIZZA FACE YOU FUCK
I FUCK YOU FUCK
NO NO NO NO
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I am playing as "The Goise", unused character in final game
I collected the mimic toppin!
I’m going to get the key piece!
The key piese must be here somewhere!
I got the key piece! Wow! I am solving the Alternate Reality Game!
PIZZA FACE IS COMING… HELP ME
IM TESTICLES ARE EXPLODING
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
PIZZA FACE YOU FUCK
I FUCK YOU FUCK
NO NO NO NO
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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'An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away'
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Imagine you walk in to a doctors office, granny smith in hand. The doctor walks in to the waiting room, upon locking eyes with you, he falls to his knees, pleading for his life "please sir I have a wife and a baby on the way" but you don't care. As you raise your hand to your mouth, the receptionist stands up to stop you, but it's too late. As your teeth sink into the green flesh, the sound of the crunch echoes off the white painted walls, moments before a shockwaves blasts from your mouth. With mere moments to react, the doctor is expelled away while all others remain unscathed. The spine of the Man blasted is fractured in several places, instantly paralysing him. Unable to move or do anything at all, the podiatrist is splayed against the walls like a mouse in a glue trap. His eyes barely focus on you before the structural integrity of the strip mall office decreases to such an extent that cracks begin to form in the foundation. A hole just large enough for the doctor to be pushed through emerges. A single tear rolls down his cheek as he is blasted into the void of outer space at a speed of approximately 96.341% the speed of light.
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DID IT REALLY?
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the waffle house has found its new host
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Is it gay to suck yourself?
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People ask if it would be gay if they could suck their own dick, does it feel like your dick is getting sucked or does it feel like a dick is in your mouth? This has been debated and questioned since the age of man, or perhaps since the age of time itself.
To answer the question, I really don't think it matters. For example, when you jerk yourself off, does it feel like you're getting a hand job or does it feel like giving a hand job? No, you only feel yourself in the moment, not the moment in you. As humans, we as a species have to think both logically and philosophically and question life, but sometimes it is important to take a step back and look at the big picture. Or rather, feel the picture in this case.
In conclusion, I would totally suck myself. no homo.
To answer the question, I really don't think it matters. For example, when you jerk yourself off, does it feel like you're getting a hand job or does it feel like giving a hand job? No, you only feel yourself in the moment, not the moment in you. As humans, we as a species have to think both logically and philosophically and question life, but sometimes it is important to take a step back and look at the big picture. Or rather, feel the picture in this case.
In conclusion, I would totally suck myself. no homo.
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the average reddit user
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Umm, sweaty? I just spent three hours combing through all of your Reddit comments from the past two years, and oof, that's a yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh you sweet summer child, you do realise you're making me lose all faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe your toxic problematic behaviour towards poc is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a white person, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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Please mark as NSFW (extended Version)
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Pls put nsfw tag first
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. I was about to cum, but then I noticed, that everyone else gave me strange looks. You could see everyone getting hornier by the second. The image, you posted, made everyone in a one mile radius want to masturbate. I busted a nut so hard, I dropped my phone. Everyone who saw your image, started to furiously masturbate too. The train driver, confused by the situation, stopped the train in an instant. This caused the phone to slide all the way through the Train, now everyone saw it. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. The police and some journalists eventually showed up, they took pictures of the cum filled train. Next thing I saw, they started to fap too. The picture is slowly making its way around the internet now, soon the whole World will be forced to fap and drown in human semen. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. I was about to cum, but then I noticed, that everyone else gave me strange looks. You could see everyone getting hornier by the second. The image, you posted, made everyone in a one mile radius want to masturbate. I busted a nut so hard, I dropped my phone. Everyone who saw your image, started to furiously masturbate too. The train driver, confused by the situation, stopped the train in an instant. This caused the phone to slide all the way through the Train, now everyone saw it. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. The police and some journalists eventually showed up, they took pictures of the cum filled train. Next thing I saw, they started to fap too. The picture is slowly making its way around the internet now, soon the whole World will be forced to fap and drown in human semen. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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2d girls pasta
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Reasons why 2d girls are better than 3d girls
1. 2d girls have perfect proportions and aren't fat, the majority of 3d girls are fat and have bad proportions.
2. 2d girls are not shallow and have loyalty, 2d girls will accept an ugly short male but 3d girls won't, and if a 3d girl did, she would cheat on him the moment someone who isn't ugly and short showed interest in her.
3. 2d girls are usually virgins but 3d girls have usually had 10 partners at least by their mid 20s. Usually even more than that too because they spend their youth having sex with as many attractive males as possible ("exploring their sexuality").
4. 2d girls have perfect personalities. They don't lie, they are kind, understanding, caring, etc. 3d girls lie often and are not kind, understanding or caring.
5. 2d girls don't see relationships pragmatically like 3d girls. To a 3d female, relationships are a way to better their lives. Dating a very high tall guy will get them status so they will date one just for that reason. Dating a rich guy will get them easy money so they will date one just for that reason. Most 3d girls see men as tools to better their lives and if you no longer serve the purpose you had when she got in a relationship with you, you will be replaced with someone else. 2d girls aren't like this.
6. 2d girls dress and act better. 3d girls think dressing with as little clothes as possible is desirable, when really, it looks terrible and very generic, since nearly every 3d girl dresses the same way. 2d girls also do not complain just for the sake of complaining and act better (less swearing, less drunk, etc.)
7. 2d girls look more unique. All hair colors and eye colors are common with 2d girls making them have more unique appearances. Most 3d girls look very similar, especially if they are from the same race.
8. 2d girls have interests. Like reading, chess, art, etc. Most 3d girls do not. They're "hobbies" are talking a lot and using social media.
9. 2d girls are funny, 3d girls aren't.
10. 2d girls age really well, 3d girls don't.
The 2d woman is superior to the generic trash human female in every conceivable way. The 2d lady will never call you unfuckable or a creep or a neckbeard. The 2d woman can be expertly animated in a myriad of intellectually stimulating ways, such as tentacle style hentai orgies involving Waluigi, Squidward, and lolicon characters and situations. I've never met a female to match myself intellectually, and I have come to prefer the 2d woman to the basic plebeian Chaddites of today. I find it utterly humorous that the 'women' of today even attempt to compare their inane and moronic and woesomely pathetic personalities with the intelligent and sexually satisfying 2d women available today. It truly is quite laughable and says a lot about today's society. This is NOT SATIRE and I am NOT KIDDING or exggagerating in any way. I coom and coom and coom and coom to my waifu AT LEAST 8-12 times per day obvioysly depending on m'tendie and m'dew input. My waifu is 500 billion billion billion billiin billion years old and her love and compassion for hefty intellectual men and her character ark, as expertly written by horny Japanese men, is simply impeccable. My waifu is the pinnacle of creativity and sensuality expertly focused into one extremely hot extremely submissive extremely hybrid tentacle hentai trap 'girl'. It is simply unfathomable that i could have such feelings of deep admiration and sexual longing and yes, true love, for any human being or 'female'. The pathetic reddit bandwagon of poking fun at cultured individuals who engage in 2d relationships is quite pathetic and it says a lot more about those throwing stones whilst living in their glass houses of cuckoldry and blue-pillism. It is quite pathetic to say the least, perhaps it would do you all some good to visit us at [r/waifuism](https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/) where I just happen to be an aspiring soon to be moderator as well as a respected contributor as I am at [r/atheism](https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/). It may just do you some good, and you might just learn a thing or two.
1. 2d girls have perfect proportions and aren't fat, the majority of 3d girls are fat and have bad proportions.
2. 2d girls are not shallow and have loyalty, 2d girls will accept an ugly short male but 3d girls won't, and if a 3d girl did, she would cheat on him the moment someone who isn't ugly and short showed interest in her.
3. 2d girls are usually virgins but 3d girls have usually had 10 partners at least by their mid 20s. Usually even more than that too because they spend their youth having sex with as many attractive males as possible ("exploring their sexuality").
4. 2d girls have perfect personalities. They don't lie, they are kind, understanding, caring, etc. 3d girls lie often and are not kind, understanding or caring.
5. 2d girls don't see relationships pragmatically like 3d girls. To a 3d female, relationships are a way to better their lives. Dating a very high tall guy will get them status so they will date one just for that reason. Dating a rich guy will get them easy money so they will date one just for that reason. Most 3d girls see men as tools to better their lives and if you no longer serve the purpose you had when she got in a relationship with you, you will be replaced with someone else. 2d girls aren't like this.
6. 2d girls dress and act better. 3d girls think dressing with as little clothes as possible is desirable, when really, it looks terrible and very generic, since nearly every 3d girl dresses the same way. 2d girls also do not complain just for the sake of complaining and act better (less swearing, less drunk, etc.)
7. 2d girls look more unique. All hair colors and eye colors are common with 2d girls making them have more unique appearances. Most 3d girls look very similar, especially if they are from the same race.
8. 2d girls have interests. Like reading, chess, art, etc. Most 3d girls do not. They're "hobbies" are talking a lot and using social media.
9. 2d girls are funny, 3d girls aren't.
10. 2d girls age really well, 3d girls don't.
The 2d woman is superior to the generic trash human female in every conceivable way. The 2d lady will never call you unfuckable or a creep or a neckbeard. The 2d woman can be expertly animated in a myriad of intellectually stimulating ways, such as tentacle style hentai orgies involving Waluigi, Squidward, and lolicon characters and situations. I've never met a female to match myself intellectually, and I have come to prefer the 2d woman to the basic plebeian Chaddites of today. I find it utterly humorous that the 'women' of today even attempt to compare their inane and moronic and woesomely pathetic personalities with the intelligent and sexually satisfying 2d women available today. It truly is quite laughable and says a lot about today's society. This is NOT SATIRE and I am NOT KIDDING or exggagerating in any way. I coom and coom and coom and coom to my waifu AT LEAST 8-12 times per day obvioysly depending on m'tendie and m'dew input. My waifu is 500 billion billion billion billiin billion years old and her love and compassion for hefty intellectual men and her character ark, as expertly written by horny Japanese men, is simply impeccable. My waifu is the pinnacle of creativity and sensuality expertly focused into one extremely hot extremely submissive extremely hybrid tentacle hentai trap 'girl'. It is simply unfathomable that i could have such feelings of deep admiration and sexual longing and yes, true love, for any human being or 'female'. The pathetic reddit bandwagon of poking fun at cultured individuals who engage in 2d relationships is quite pathetic and it says a lot more about those throwing stones whilst living in their glass houses of cuckoldry and blue-pillism. It is quite pathetic to say the least, perhaps it would do you all some good to visit us at [r/waifuism](https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/) where I just happen to be an aspiring soon to be moderator as well as a respected contributor as I am at [r/atheism](https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/). It may just do you some good, and you might just learn a thing or two.
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Copypasta For Roasting Trash music
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You have a hidden talent! Keep it hidden🔥🔥
Started from the bottom and we still here 🔥🔥
This shit hit different on mute 🔥🔥
I suffer from depression my whole life and it made it worse 🙏💯
This is fire🔥🔥, Extinguish it 💯
Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it 🔥💎
Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.🔥🍷
Music so bad, it could cure insomnia 🔥💤
I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding 🔥👂💉
Your music is like a bad dream that won't end 🔥💭💤
Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony 🔥🎶💀
Your music is like a nightmare on repeat 🔥🔥💤
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music 💯🙏
Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars 🔥👽🎵
Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. 🔥🎧
Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes 🙏🔥
Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings 🔥📵
Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time 🔥🖋️
Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable 💯🔥💎
Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it 🔥💎
Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.🔥🍷
Music so bad, it could cure insomnia 🔥💤
I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding 🔥👂💉
Your music is like a bad dream that won't end 🔥💭💤
Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony 🔥🎶💀
Your music is like a nightmare on repeat 🔥🔥💤
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music 💯🙏
Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars 🔥👽🎵
Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. 🔥🎧
Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes 🙏🔥
Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings 🔥📵
Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time 🔥🖋️
Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable 💯🔥💎
Your music is like a bad relationship, I wish I could say it's over but it keeps coming back to haunt me 🔥💔🎶
Started from the bottom and we still here 🔥🔥
This shit hit different on mute 🔥🔥
I suffer from depression my whole life and it made it worse 🙏💯
This is fire🔥🔥, Extinguish it 💯
Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it 🔥💎
Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.🔥🍷
Music so bad, it could cure insomnia 🔥💤
I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding 🔥👂💉
Your music is like a bad dream that won't end 🔥💭💤
Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony 🔥🎶💀
Your music is like a nightmare on repeat 🔥🔥💤
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music 💯🙏
Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars 🔥👽🎵
Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. 🔥🎧
Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes 🙏🔥
Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings 🔥📵
Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time 🔥🖋️
Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable 💯🔥💎
Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it 🔥💎
Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.🔥🍷
Music so bad, it could cure insomnia 🔥💤
I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding 🔥👂💉
Your music is like a bad dream that won't end 🔥💭💤
Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony 🔥🎶💀
Your music is like a nightmare on repeat 🔥🔥💤
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music 💯🙏
Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars 🔥👽🎵
Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. 🔥🎧
Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes 🙏🔥
Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings 🔥📵
Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time 🔥🖋️
Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable 💯🔥💎
Your music is like a bad relationship, I wish I could say it's over but it keeps coming back to haunt me 🔥💔🎶
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WW2 emoji edition (found on teenager sub)
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🇩🇪🤝🇯🇵🤝🇮🇹
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🇯🇵🛩️💥➡️🇺🇲⛴️⚓
🇩🇪⚡⚔️➡️🇷🇺❌❄️🌨️
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🇯🇵🛩️💥➡️🇺🇲⛴️⚓
🇩🇪⚡⚔️➡️🇷🇺❌❄️🌨️
🇺🇲🇷🇺😡
🇺🇲🤝🇷🇺🤝🇬🇧
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How to make a sandwich. A step by step guide, written entirely by GPT-4.
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🌟💫✨ Stand uwu up 🚶♀️🕴️♀️ fwom youw cuwwent pwosition and owient youwself towawds youw kwitchen 🍽🥄🔪. 🌟💫✨
😊🌈🦋 Walk 🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶 towawds youw kwitchen while maintaining a steady pace, making suwe to watch youw suwwoundings fow any obstacwes. 😊🌈🦋
🎉🎊🎈 Entew youw kwitchen 🍽🥄🔪 and identify the cupboawd 🚪🗄️ where you keep youw bwead 🍞🥖🥯. 🎉🎊🎈
🌺🌼🌸 Walk 🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶 towawds the cupboawd 🚪🗄️, making suwe to avoid any potential obstacwes in youw path. 🌺🌼🌸
🍀🌿🍃 As you appwoach the cupboawd 🚪🗄️, extend youw awm 💪🦾 and open youw hand ✋🖐️ to pwepawe fow gwabbing the cupboawd handle. 🍀🌿🍃
🐾🐾🐾 Fiwmly gwip the cupboawd handle with youw fingews and pawm. 🐾🐾🐾
🍭🍬🍫 Appwy gentle pwessure to the handle, pulling it towawds you to open the cupboawd doow 🚪. 🍭🍬🍫
🌠🌌🌙 Scan the contents of the cupboawd 🚪🗄️ to locate the bwead 🍞🥖🥯. 🌠🌌🌙
🎀🎁🛍️ Using youw fwee hand ✋🖐️, weach into the cupboawd 🚪🗄️ and gwasp the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package. 🎀🎁🛍️
💐🌹🌷 Cawefully wemove the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package fwom the cupboawd 🚪🗄️, making suwe not to squish or damage the bwead 🍞🥖🥯. 💐🌹🌷
🍄🍂🍁 Close the cupboawd doow 🚪 by gently pushing the doow until it clicks shut. 🍄🍂🍁
🏖️🏝️🏜️ Cawwy the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package to a clean 💦🧼🧽🧹 countewtop or table. 🏖️🏝️🏜️
🌞🌝🌟 Place the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package on the clean 💦🧼🧽 🧹 surface. 🌞🌝🌟
🍓🍇🍒 Open the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package by eithew untying the twist tie, wemoving the plastic cwip, or peeling back the adhesive seaw, depending on the packaging type. 🍓🍇🍒
🍩🍪🍰 Weach into the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package and cawefully wemove two swices of bwead 🍞🥖🥯. 🍩🍪🍰
🌱🌾🌿 Place the two swices of bwead 🍞🥖🥯 side by side on the clean 💦🧼🧽🧹 suwface. 🌱🌾🌿
🍯🍮🍨 Close the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package to maintain fweshness and wetuwn it to the cupboawd 🚪🗄️. 🍯🍮🍨
🎶🎵🎼 Identify the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 where you stowe youw sandwich ingwedients 🍅🥬🍖🧀🥒, such as meats 🥩, cheeses 🧀, and condiments. 🎶🎵🎼
🏵️🌸💮 Walk 🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶 towawds the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶, again watching for any obstacles. 🏵️🌸💮
🍹🍸🥂 Extend your awm 💪🦾 and open your hand ✋🖐️ to pwepawe for gwabbing the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 handle. 🍹🍸🥂
🍕🍔🍟 Fiwmly gwip the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 handle with your fingews and pawm. 🍕🍔🍟
💞💗💖 Apply gentle pwessure to the handle, pulling it towawds you to open the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 doow 🚪. 💞💗💖
🍡🍧🍨 Wetwieve the desiwed sandwich ingwedients 🍅🥬🍖🧀🥒 fwom the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶, such as meats 🥩, cheeses 🧀, condiments, and veggies. 🍡🍧🍨
🌻🌼🌷 Cwose the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 doow 🚪 aftew obtaining youw ingwedients to consewve enewgy. 🌻🌼🌷
🍄🍁🍂 Awange the sandwich ingwedients 🍅🥬🍖🧀🥒 on the cwean 💦🧼🧽🧹 suwface next to the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 swices. 🍄🍁🍂
🌊🐚🐠 Spwead youw choice of condiment(s) evenly onto one ow both bwead 🍞🥖🥯 swices using a knyife 🍴 ow spoon 🥄. 🌊🐚🐠
🌹🥀🌺 Layew the meats 🥩, cheeses 🧀, and veggies 🥒🍅🥬 onto one of the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 swices in youw desiwed owdew. 🌹🥀🌺
🌌🌃🌉 Pwace the othew swice of bwead 🍞🥖🥯 on top of the assembwed ingwedients, with the condiment side facing down. 🌌🌃🌉
🍩🍪🍫 Pwess down gently on the sandwich to hewp the ingwedients adhewe togethew. 🍩🍪🍫
🔪🍴✂️ Use a shawp knyife to cut the sandwich in hawf ow into quawtews, depending on youw pwefewence. 🔪🍴✂️
🍽️🥂🍾 Pwace the assembwed and cut sandwich onto a pwate ow wwapp it in a weusabwe containyew if taking it to go. 🍽️🥂🍾
🎉🎊🥳 Enjoy youw dewicious homyemade sandwich! 🎉🎊🥳
😊🌈🦋 Walk 🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶 towawds youw kwitchen while maintaining a steady pace, making suwe to watch youw suwwoundings fow any obstacwes. 😊🌈🦋
🎉🎊🎈 Entew youw kwitchen 🍽🥄🔪 and identify the cupboawd 🚪🗄️ where you keep youw bwead 🍞🥖🥯. 🎉🎊🎈
🌺🌼🌸 Walk 🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶 towawds the cupboawd 🚪🗄️, making suwe to avoid any potential obstacwes in youw path. 🌺🌼🌸
🍀🌿🍃 As you appwoach the cupboawd 🚪🗄️, extend youw awm 💪🦾 and open youw hand ✋🖐️ to pwepawe fow gwabbing the cupboawd handle. 🍀🌿🍃
🐾🐾🐾 Fiwmly gwip the cupboawd handle with youw fingews and pawm. 🐾🐾🐾
🍭🍬🍫 Appwy gentle pwessure to the handle, pulling it towawds you to open the cupboawd doow 🚪. 🍭🍬🍫
🌠🌌🌙 Scan the contents of the cupboawd 🚪🗄️ to locate the bwead 🍞🥖🥯. 🌠🌌🌙
🎀🎁🛍️ Using youw fwee hand ✋🖐️, weach into the cupboawd 🚪🗄️ and gwasp the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package. 🎀🎁🛍️
💐🌹🌷 Cawefully wemove the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package fwom the cupboawd 🚪🗄️, making suwe not to squish or damage the bwead 🍞🥖🥯. 💐🌹🌷
🍄🍂🍁 Close the cupboawd doow 🚪 by gently pushing the doow until it clicks shut. 🍄🍂🍁
🏖️🏝️🏜️ Cawwy the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package to a clean 💦🧼🧽🧹 countewtop or table. 🏖️🏝️🏜️
🌞🌝🌟 Place the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package on the clean 💦🧼🧽 🧹 surface. 🌞🌝🌟
🍓🍇🍒 Open the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package by eithew untying the twist tie, wemoving the plastic cwip, or peeling back the adhesive seaw, depending on the packaging type. 🍓🍇🍒
🍩🍪🍰 Weach into the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package and cawefully wemove two swices of bwead 🍞🥖🥯. 🍩🍪🍰
🌱🌾🌿 Place the two swices of bwead 🍞🥖🥯 side by side on the clean 💦🧼🧽🧹 suwface. 🌱🌾🌿
🍯🍮🍨 Close the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 package to maintain fweshness and wetuwn it to the cupboawd 🚪🗄️. 🍯🍮🍨
🎶🎵🎼 Identify the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 where you stowe youw sandwich ingwedients 🍅🥬🍖🧀🥒, such as meats 🥩, cheeses 🧀, and condiments. 🎶🎵🎼
🏵️🌸💮 Walk 🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶 towawds the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶, again watching for any obstacles. 🏵️🌸💮
🍹🍸🥂 Extend your awm 💪🦾 and open your hand ✋🖐️ to pwepawe for gwabbing the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 handle. 🍹🍸🥂
🍕🍔🍟 Fiwmly gwip the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 handle with your fingews and pawm. 🍕🍔🍟
💞💗💖 Apply gentle pwessure to the handle, pulling it towawds you to open the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 doow 🚪. 💞💗💖
🍡🍧🍨 Wetwieve the desiwed sandwich ingwedients 🍅🥬🍖🧀🥒 fwom the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶, such as meats 🥩, cheeses 🧀, condiments, and veggies. 🍡🍧🍨
🌻🌼🌷 Cwose the wefwigewatow ❄️🍽🥶 doow 🚪 aftew obtaining youw ingwedients to consewve enewgy. 🌻🌼🌷
🍄🍁🍂 Awange the sandwich ingwedients 🍅🥬🍖🧀🥒 on the cwean 💦🧼🧽🧹 suwface next to the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 swices. 🍄🍁🍂
🌊🐚🐠 Spwead youw choice of condiment(s) evenly onto one ow both bwead 🍞🥖🥯 swices using a knyife 🍴 ow spoon 🥄. 🌊🐚🐠
🌹🥀🌺 Layew the meats 🥩, cheeses 🧀, and veggies 🥒🍅🥬 onto one of the bwead 🍞🥖🥯 swices in youw desiwed owdew. 🌹🥀🌺
🌌🌃🌉 Pwace the othew swice of bwead 🍞🥖🥯 on top of the assembwed ingwedients, with the condiment side facing down. 🌌🌃🌉
🍩🍪🍫 Pwess down gently on the sandwich to hewp the ingwedients adhewe togethew. 🍩🍪🍫
🔪🍴✂️ Use a shawp knyife to cut the sandwich in hawf ow into quawtews, depending on youw pwefewence. 🔪🍴✂️
🍽️🥂🍾 Pwace the assembwed and cut sandwich onto a pwate ow wwapp it in a weusabwe containyew if taking it to go. 🍽️🥂🍾
🎉🎊🥳 Enjoy youw dewicious homyemade sandwich! 🎉🎊🥳
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Am I the asshole for gassing Jews?
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I 56 (m) had a bad history with Jews after my main objective was to be a artist like pablo Picasso. But while trying to get in to a German art school I got unaccepted to the school by a Jew… Years later I took over the government to form a party and our main objective was to exterminate all Jews and take over the world. But later to right now I have been chased by the army and now I’m in a bunker with a girl called Ava brawn to commit suicide and hide my remains before the get in the bunker. AITA?
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Hello i am john __fortnite. Please make a game where fortnite skins can kiss
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I asked this while ago and someone said they wiuld maked it but they never did and i really want to see them kiss and i think alot of people would love this game so tysm if you do this and i will love and cherish you forever if you do
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send this when you are going to leave a discord server.
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Let me tell you how much I hate this sever. The mods are fucking pedophiles (Yuck). You're all homophobic and Violently racist too (Scum). It's not even a joke either (Cringe). You're all more toxic then a fucking scorpion (Toxic). Just fucking go outside. I can't stand seeing your fucking name. Just delete your fucking accounts before I fucking vomit. Your parents are disgusted with you (Disown). Too bad the fucking Condom broke (Snapped) And no you can't fucking Lift (Lies!). The e-girl doesn't like you back (Alone). I think we're fucking done here. I'm leaving this goddamn sever. I'm going to live a happy life While you're jacking off to A loli.
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my name is Craig Tucker
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My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
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TIFU by fucking my house
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This afternoon this was feeling horny. Really horny. I decided to try something new. I used a box cutter to cut a hole in the drywall and started fucking it. It felt surprisingly good. However, after I finished, I realized that I had a NASTY friction burn on my junk, so much so that it hurts to put pants on. To make matters even worse, I’m going to have to explain to my mom why there is a sticky hole in the wall. Moral of the story, always use lube.
TL;DR: Fucked a hole in my house, hurt my junk, and mom will be mad at me now.
TL;DR: Fucked a hole in my house, hurt my junk, and mom will be mad at me now.
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Saw this on twitter another day, pretty sure it was unironic
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#BanFridayNightFappin CHILD PORN IS MID RETWEET IF YOU AGREE
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