Minors, do not interact with me📷! Where the ♥♥♥♥ are your parents? Who are your parents? I'mma call child protective services to get yo'selves together if you dare come here! (The last bit is inspired by Filthy Frank if y'all don't know) Aspiring writer, video-editor, and animator. Huge lover of video games, Vtubers, MMD, SFM, anime, manga, food and waifus! Age: 20s Gender: Definitely male, sorry to disappoint, bro. If you wanna chat, you can friend me and chat. I'm more active on Discord, but if you want my Discord username, hit me up.*\*\**

The Super Mario Bros. Movie has been anticipated for years by fans of the classic video game franchise, but the final product is a disappointing reminder that Hollywood has yet to learn how to properly adapt video game stories for the big screen.

The plot of the movie is nothing more than a pale imitation of the story presented in Super Mario Odyssey. The only attachments to the series beyond this plot are callbacks and references that anyone familiar with the franchise could catch. Instead of creating a new story, the movie simply recycles characters and settings from the games, which makes it feel like a cheap cash-in rather than a genuine attempt to tell an interesting story.

The movie also fails to capture the essence of the Mario franchise. The tomboyish Daisy is conspicuously absent, as is Pauline, despite her crucial role in the plot of the first game of the franchise, Donkey Kong, and her role in the game this movie plagiarizes its entire plot from, Super Mario Odyssey. Rosalina was also omitted from the film, and with her disappeared the hopes of finally seeing the long-awaited Rosalina sex scene. This lack of pornographic storytelling is a massive letdown and serves to further diminish the movie's appeal. Many diehard fans who wanted to see Rosalina's breasts as Shigeru Miyamoto originally imagined them simply had to leave theaters empty-handed and full-testicled.

Ultimately, The Super Mario Bros. Movie is a missed opportunity. Despite being based on a beloved franchise and from an animation studio with works such as Despicable Me and The Lorax under its belt, the movie fails to capture the spirit of the source material and, instead, relies on tired callbacks and a dull plot. I cannot recommend this bore of a film to anyone.

They're the same game, really. I play and enjoy both versions equally, and I really don't get the version wars. They're both Minecraft, and if you say "Bedrock is better than Java" or "Java is better than Bedrock," then you need to grow up and go outside.

Do you know what Java has? Unlimited server options, mod capabilities, the F3 screen, and better combat

Do you know what Bedrock has? Armed armour stands, better performance, incredibly easy multilayer, and cross play.

This is a controversial opinion, but both versions are fantastic and provide a similar yet unique experience.

TLDR: Stop arguing. Both versions have their strong points. They're both fun, grow up.

EDIT: Most of these downvotes I bet are from little 8 year olds that hate Bedrock because their favourite youtuber or whatever plays Java

Can you imagine the crazy ass abilities Katara had as a water bender? I'm not talking about fighting, I'm talking about sex.

Think about it, instant enema for her. She would be down for anal almost anytime of the day. Oh man, and the saliva play. I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like this, but can you imagine being lathered in her spit? She'll tongue box the inside of your mouth and work her magical sex organ down your chest and on to your dick. The saliva in her mouth would give your a whirlpool like blowjob if she really wanted to. It would be like having a rotating fleshlight with a tongue to make sure your dick is the cleanest it'll ever be.

On top of all that, when the full moon comes out, you best be ready for a mind numbing orgasm as she plays with the blood inside you're erected phallus, and contorts your dick in pleasurable ways that's physically and legally not possible. Katara could cumbend your spunk and give herself a full body bathe in it. The reason Aang looked so young during the avatar state was because he died in his mid-40's, blasting rope one last time in a seizure like orgasm on a full moon.

So your village just got drone striked. Wondering why?
Please consult the criteria below:
✅You done a racism.
✅You done a narco-terrorism.
✅You done an independent central banking system.
✅You heckin disrespected Israel.

Drone warfare is my weapon of justice, and an AGM-114 Hellfire missle is my bullet. Pow.

FAQ:
1. So, what does this mean?
The credit rating of your country has been decreased from
AA to B+, and you are not allowed to use US dollars for international trade anymore. Also you have been banned from the SWIFT banking system.

2. Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a village to be unworthy of existence. These include, but are not limited to
• Harboring of terrorists
• Possible ownership of chemical weapons,
• The people were minorities

3. Am I banned from life?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing crimes against the US in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional drone strike, which may put your family and life privileges in jeopardy.

4. I don't believe my village deserved a drone strike. Can you help rebuild it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a drone strike. If you would like to issue an appeal, tell the media what I got wrong. I tend to respond to the media in several minutes. Do note, however, that 99.9% of drone strike appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

5. How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the drone strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by the free world. I will continue to issue drone strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: life is privilege, not a right.

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i hate how my fandom is hated so much. we didn't do anything. the only reason IM STILL FUCKING ALIVE IS BECAUSE OF THE DREAM SMP. AND ALL I DO IT GET FUCKING HATED FOR IT?!?!
WHAT DID WE DO? NOTHING. ALL I DO IS GET HATED FOR LIKING THEM. I'm tired of it. they have kept me sane. i have been SO CLOSE to cutting and killing myself. but no. i have resisted and resisted, i'm tired of it. i'm so tired of hearing dsmp dni, it's not funny it's not cool i don't understand why people hate dreamsmp fans. i don't get it, it doesn't make sense to me. all they are, are people who play a block game for fun, and we are people who watch them play a block game. why are we hated so bad? we didn't do anything but watch, and like, and comment, and sub, and follow, and other shit. we didn't do anything to them. i'm so tired of being called names, so tired of hearing the same things day by day. the same threats by the same people. i'm sick of it. people make me sick. school makes me sick.
IT ALL MAKES ME SICK. IM FUCKING TIRED OF IT. FUCK PEOPLE, FUCK SCHOOL, FUCK THE MENTAL SYSTEM FOR SCHOOL. THEY DO NOTHING TO HELP OUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUFFERING. THEY DONT CARE THEY JUST DONT CARE. THEY PRETEND THEY DONT KNOW.
1 AM SO SICK OF IT. i'm done. it's over. i'm sorry.

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a f****t. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

In Marika's own words;
O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order.
Thou'rt yet to become me.
Thou'rt yet to become a god.
Let us be shattered, both.
Mine other self.
In my interactions with this community, it has become apparent that most of you failed &/or did not get to the parts of your education which should have covered close reading, so I bring this to your attention. This is the quote we get from Melly-Mell after defeating Morgott, Omen King. There are several things to note here which distinguish it from the other quotes.
1) Contractions! - This is the only quote we get from Marika which does not use what could be described as perfect grammar. Now, this is a bit of a trick, because contractions are often understood to be new linguistic phenomenon. This is wrong. Contractions are not a function of old vs new, contractions are things created & used by those who are outside of the dominate linguistic structure. Otherwise, if they were things being used by the people who had the power to define the 'official' language, then they would not be contractions, they would be normal words. There's a lot more lengthy history behind this claim, but trust me when I say the fact that only this one uses contractions is a significant point.
2) This is not a conversation with Radagon. The key point here is the "O Radagon" and the use of the apostrophe. "O" in the old timey language had a dual purpose of being both a means to address a person/thing AND it also worked as an exclamation. Interestingly, the anti-elite language movement which is credited with helping to eliminate the use of "O" in english also aggressively opposed the use of the apostrophe because of it's tendency to denote a conversation with a person who wasn't actually present. The "O" also had a bit of an alpha & the omega type of religious/theology connotation to it which you see in those unused erdtree poems in the cut content. Here comes the messed up part. Radagon is linguistically occupying the same place as we see the Erdtree occupying. Radagon is the beginning and the end and Marika's other self.

What does this mean? Well, I'll leave that to you, but imo, this suggests that this Marika being quoted was/is an outsider to the Golden Order, whereas the other Marika's we get quotes from are/were not.

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Iasked one of my female friends I known for YEARS on Snapchat and one day she posted her feet on her snap story and I was too tempted to ask.I have a strong foot fetish and cummin on feet is mentally and sexually therapeutic and it feels good.but anyways I just risked the friendship to ask her"how much would u charge me to cum on your feet?" I understand this is not normal and it's starting to spiral out of control but I just want a close partner who would be comfortable letting me bust my load on her toes, i don't really want sex I just want a friend that will let me do that but I just feel this attraction to feet will get me in a lot of trouble

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shut up nigga. i got 4 hoes farting on my dick daily. you are worthless. my cock has a rainbow aura that not even the most hot, golden brown latina whore can resist. dont play with me nigga. all my hoes fart. and yes, they all have 10 guns each, that i have paid for with my rich fortune. they will fuck you up in a heartbeat and won't even fart once nigga. lmao. youre dead, where you stand! and i havent even gotten to dinnertime yet. bitch

I'm sure you've all heard of Pizza Hut, right? The place with the cheesy crust and the stuffed crust and all the other crusts? Well, let me tell you something. Somebody has gone and outpizzaed the Hut.

Yes, you heard me right. Outpizzaed the Hut. And it's not just any ordinary person, oh no. It's some random guy on the internet. I don't even know his name, but he's become a legend in the pizza community. He's like the Chuck Norris of pizza.

This guy, whoever he is, has created a pizza so amazing, so mind-blowing, that it makes Pizza Hut look like a joke. His pizza is like a work of art. It's got the perfect balance of sauce and cheese, the crust is crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, and the toppings... oh man, the toppings. Let's just say, you've never had a pizza like this before.

I don't know how this guy did it. Maybe he sold his soul to the pizza gods or something. But one thing's for sure, Pizza Hut is shaking in their boots right now. They know they can't compete with this guy. He's taken the crown and he's not giving it back.

So, if you're ever in the mood for pizza and you're thinking about going to Pizza Hut, don't even bother. Go find this mystery man and get yourself a slice of the best pizza you'll ever have. Because let's face it, Pizza Hut has been outpizzaed.

I (32M) went to a coffee shop this morning to buy a large robusta (pH 6 ofc), and the barista (18ishF) didn't know how much milk was needed to make that pH. So of course i calmly started screaming, throwing things, crying, etc.

When I was done the barista (now 19F) apologized and everyone clapped, but my step uncle's best friend (43.98M) said I was TA for ordering milkies for my coffee.
AITA?

- Be British
- Wake up and pray to our beloved queen
- Make my standard British slop in the kitchen while God save the queen blares over the radio the entire time
- Go to spread some shit on my toast but remembered that knives are banned
- Go sit in my living room to watch some TV
- Get a knock at the door five minutes later
- "Ello guvna, do ya have a license for dat dere tele?"
- Get beaten to a pulp and my tv confiscated
- Decide just to go out for a walk
- Get mugged as soon as I step out my front door by a beloved refugee
- Cop walks by and shrugs as it's happening
- He needed it more than I did obviously
- Made a post on British Facebook about it
- Decide that they can't mug me if I'm on a bike
- Go for a brief ride before another refugee throws acid on my face and steals my bike
- Oh God fuck I can't see anything
- Get rushed to the hospital for free healthcare
- Receptionist in the waiting room that it will likely be a few months before they see me
- Too many stabbing victims are taking up the ER apparently
- Suddenly people are dragging me out of the ER
- "We saw dat post on Facebook, racist scum! Yewll rot en jail!"
- Sentenced to prison five years for hate speech
- Get out of jail and go back home
- All my stuff is gone and there's a large group of refugee squatters in my house
- Get immediately stabbed to death once they notice me
- At least I served the queen proudly before dying for a noble cause

you.....got bored?

so, what you're trying to tell me, an admin of the server, that all of our hard work, stress, dedication, everything got deleted......because you where bored?!?

you are pathetic, we all of the staff and moderation team worked so hard on the server, we were so proud of we had done. roles, events, members, everything! and now, it's all gone, and all because you where bored

but you know what? we aren't staying down, the previous mod team have already created a new channel, and we will bring everything back, and this time you won't be able to fuck up everything.

i hope to never see you again. bye tail.

"Tell 🗣 Ea-nasir 🧌 : Nanni 😡 sends the following ➡️message 💌:
When ⏰ you 🫵 came 🚶‍♂️ , you said 🗣 to me 🧍‍♂️as follows : “I will give 🎁 Gimil-Sin 🥰 (when he comes) fine 👍 quality copper 👮‍♀️ ingots.” You left 🚪 then but 😱you did not 🚫 do what you promised 💔 me. You put ingots 🔨which were not good 👎 before ⬅️ my messenger 📩 (Sit-Sin 🧍‍♂️ ) and said 💬 : “If you 🫵 want 🤑 to take them 🛒, take them 🛒; if you do not 🚫 want to take them 🛒 , go away 🖕!”
What ⁉️ do you take me for 🤬, that you treat somebody🧍‍♂️ like me 👨 with such contempt🖕? I 👨 have sent as messengers 📩 gentlemen 🎩 like ourselves 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 to collect 🛒 the bag 💼 with my money 💰 (deposited with you 🫵) but you 🫵 have treated me 👨 with contempt 🖕 by sending them back ⬅️ to me empty-handed 🫴 several 5️⃣ times, and that through enemy ⚔️ territory 🗺. Is❓ there anyone 🙎‍♂️ among the merchants 🧳 who trade 💰 with Telmun 🏰 who has treated me 👨 in this way ⁉️ ? You alone🧍‍♂️ treat my messenger 📩 with contempt🖕! On account of that one 1️⃣(trifling 🤏) mina of silver 🪙 which I owe 💸 you, you feel free 💵 to speak 🗣 in such a way, while I 👨 have given 🎁 to the palace 🏰 on your 🫵behalf 1,080 1️⃣0️⃣8️⃣0️⃣ pounds 💷 of copper 👮‍♂️, and umi-abum 👨 has likewise given 1,080 1️⃣0️⃣8️⃣0️⃣ pounds 💷 of copper 👮‍♂️, apart from what we both have had written ✍️ on a sealed tablet 🪦 to be kept 📦 in the temple 🏛 of Samas ☀️.
How have you 🫵 treated me for that copper 👮‍♂️? You have withheld 🧌 my money bag 💰 from me in enemy ⚔️ territory 🗺; it is now up to you 🫵 to restore (my money 💵) to me 😡 in full. Take cognizance 🧠 that (from now on ⏩) I will not accept 🚫 here any copper 👮‍♂️ from you that is not of fine quality 👍. I shall (from now on) select 🫳 and take the ingots individually 👤 in my own yard 🪴, and I shall exercise 💪 against 😡 you my right ✅ of rejection ❌ because you have treated me with contempt🖕.”

All the children are declared dead OFF of Wonka company grounds

Just like nobody shits in there. It's technically true but there's a ghastly forest of tubes to make the dream a reality.

Yeah, sure, you can believe the story because it's true. No children die and nobody takes a shit in Wonkaland.

They cover up births, too

The loompettes

Constantly pregnant

They need new oompas. Continuously. By design. They burn through them. Lose them in machinery.

That candy factory is a charnel house.

Sometimes the oompas thrust their hands or heads into the molten sugarflows.

It is quick. It is painless. It's too fast to stop them. And they're not stopping the fountains.

So that's in there. In the molasses. It's in everything.

Since the factory is so self sufficient, waste is so thoroughly accounted for, really, the only hope the oompas have for any kind of transcendent escape must be through a non-material means. They cannot dig their way out.

So they suffuse the candy with their blood, flesh, souls.

Wonka doesn't know this, but his oompas are leaking out. They're putting themselves into the candy and escaping the factory as ghosts. They infuse themselves into the dreams of the children that eat this candy. They appear as strange notions, questions, unquenchable compulsions or commands.

The children are building things. They are saying things that are strange. They act as though they are in another time, another place. Their motions are not their own.

The oompas are leaking out. They're in the candy. They're in the water. There's no getting rid of them. This is our life now. Forever. And it's only going to get worse. We're still eating the candy.