You broke up with someone a while ago, about a year ago, and haven’t moved on since. You haven’t really thought or cared about moving on. They are with someone else now. While you cooped up they broke out of their shell. They started going out more and casually seeing people while you felt bad about yourself. Eventually they found someone they started seeing seriously, and you don’t know it but, they’ve enjoyed that person they started seeing so much more in the small amount of time they’ve been together, than they ever did with you in your long and drawn-out relationship. They are much more open with each other than you two ever were. Much more witty, clever, and able to bounce off of each other than you two ever were able to be. Not only are those two able to make each other feel better physically and mentally, they rarely think of your past relationship with any emotion at all. Neither positive or negative.

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King Bach, who plays the main character in this skit, was limited to a spoonful of ice cream by his friend upon asking for permission.

The twist here is that, by making use of a comically amplified spoon, King Bach is able to eat an amount of ice cream which exceeds the quantity anticipated by his friend, thus circumventing the "only a spoonful" rule set forth previously in the skit.

By introducing this twist to the story, the author is able to generate a humorous response from the audience, for the audience was unaware King Bach was in possession of a comically large spoon beforehand.

Since King Bach was holding the comically large spoon throughout the entirety of the sketch, it can be assumed that he knew his friend would introduce an ice cream limit, thus he came prepared having found a loophole before the question.

I am so horny rn my balls hurt so bad i have already blown 13 loads today but i cant help myself i boot up hentai furry of the 14 time today i already have all of the puzzels done except the last on after 4 and a half hours of taking a crack at it i finally finished it i exploded almost instantly my computer monitor was filled with the substance for weeks


11/10 would recommend

Cleaning your foreskin is essential to the health of your penis and body as whole. When left unwashed or not washed appropriately, the foreskin starts to develop smegma, a mix of dead skin cells and body oils underneath. The build up could lead to infection and some serious life threatening conditions, something we want to avoid.


Before we begin, let's go over what we need to proceed with the cleaning of your said foreskin. The habitat of your foreskin is a very sensitive place. Start with a mild, preferably unscented soap to wash the outside of your genitals (shaft, balls, ect.). It is recommended to not use too much soap when cleaning your foreskin. If you use a small amount of soap (which is recommended) use what you used for the ‘extremities’ of your genitals. An unscented or mild soap. Trust me, you do not want the sensitive underbelly of your foreskin to feel the burning wrath of said scented and hardcore soaps implementing its torture upon the soft interior of your foreskin. Next, you need to be in the shower to proceed any further. Understand that you may have to lower the temperature of the water, as what feels warm on your outer skin may feel scalding to the sensitive underside of your nether regions.


Now we begin.


After cleaning your body in the shower, lower the temperature of the water until it feels just warm enough not to burn your foreskin.


Before getting to your foreskin, lather your hands with a mild unscented soap and carefully wash over and under your testicles, the shaft, tip, and your taint. Always make sure the outside of your penis is clean before proceeding to the depths of your genitals.


With your middle, pointer and thumb fingers, carefully pull the foreskin back until it reaches the maximum retraction point. Do not rapidly retract your foreskin EVER. This will hurt your penis and possibly cause tears in the skin.


Carefully let the warm water lathe over your foreskin, keeping in mind of gently rubbing around the area with the soap suds for what I’d recommend for a time period of 2-4 minutes based on my own experience. I myself wash briefly yet thoroughly, as not to irritate my penis too much.


When you're done with your shower, dry off your penis with a soft towel. Pull the foreskin to its maximum point. Rather than rubbing the towel against it, briefly pat the area dry instead. This will assure you that your penis won’t be rubbed raw, or chafed.


It's as easy as pie to wash your dirty foreskin. Remember to wash your penis and take my words, which may save your life one day. Thanks for checking out my How To Wash Your Foreskin Tutorial.

Hey! Yuka-tan! Shut the fuck up. Alright? I don’t know what your problem is, man. You are such an unbearable cunt. I’m just trying to lighten the mood with a little joke, you know? You really are something else, you know that? You act like a cunt to everyone else but you get pissy when people try to banter back. News flash, Yukari: we don’t like you. None of us like you. And it’s because you’re a cunt. You’re a stupid, miserable cunt to everyone. You think you’re better than everyone else. I mean, look at Door. He’s an emo f- but at least he’s nice to me. He jokes around with me. He says hello to me. Look, I don’t want to be this guy but, you’ve taken it too far this time. Just lighten the fuck up. Alright? I’m not going to start shit in the dorms, I’m not going to cause any problems and I don’t want to hear your bullshit anymore? Alright?

[-Tsong Fi Lei](https://youtu.be/jSWAG9Tl5r0)

To be honest, I wish that this..Humanoid Shark, with a huge buttock was real. I wanna have sexual intercourse with it so goddamn bad, like..I wanna pound it's ass until I can't feel my dick anymore, and until my babies have completely flooded her insides. I do not know her name, but I wish to know it, just so I can shout it out loud while having loud, hardcore, hot intercourse with it. I want her to shout my name out too, for example, like this; "A-Ah\~..G-Grunt, you're so big!\~...", and "O-Oh my god\~..G-Grunt!\~..". It all just sounds so goddamn fucking hot. I want to drag her hair back while I am rawdogging her behind, and flood that little pussy of hers with my juices. It all sounds just so goddamn hot, I'm having an erection while just typing this, sitting back in my gaming chair and staring at this 3440x1440 pixel screen. I might sit in my mother's basement all the time, but I get to be erect, and ejaculate every single day without any consequence, to this masterpiece of a work that I wish was real, just so I could fuck her and break her mind with my 9 incher.

I have spent several years on the social study of a word that seems to be repeated by this generation. I have tried for so long to understand where it came from and the origin of this phonetic phrase. I have had sleepless nights, countless arguments with my wife and kids, eventually leading to divorce and a relationship with my children that is bitter and cannot be repaired. My research business dedicated to this venture has been bankrupt and I now live in my car. I am still searching, I'll never give up. I need to know the meaning. I need to know the story. I need to know... what is 'deez'?

I do not want to be correlated to the sissy gang. My father calls me "sissy" and I hate it. I have been raised by my mom and with me are my 3 other female siblings. I am not sissy. So what if I like playing with my hair? or do make-overs or cry during a emotional movie scene. I am not limp-wristed and therefore, not a sissy. I'm not a sissy. I'm just a man who's not afraid to express his emotions. But don't tell anyone. It's our little secret.

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

There was this picture with the LGBTQ+ signs in it with a few joke ones like a Mayonnaise sign, Attack helicopter sign, etc. My friend, let's call her Bella (not her real name), then made a joke saying that she identified as an attack helicopter and mayo. She sent this in a group chat. These were all light hearted jokes and she never had any bad intentions or was mocking anyone. Another person in this group chat then said that they were offended by what Bella had said because they were trans and thought it was really offensive to them. Bella has already apologized to them profusely. Was Bella really the jerk for making a joke about identifying as "Mayonnaise" and am I the jerk for agreeing with her?

Loba is my favourite character in Apex Legends.

I love her design, her personality, her thief gimmick, and that thicc booty. Fun fact, did you know the word “Loba” means “Greedy” in Sundanese? Her lore is pretty cool too.

My favourite part of her story is when she confronted Revenant and said..

*I am the Apex Legend, It’s Lobin’ Time*

and then she Lobed all over the place. It was very emotional.

Howdy! no

> Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means.

There's a grammar mistake here, but this isn't about that. Instead, I want to ask you a simple question: why would the dragon want to expel fat? Fat is stored energy. It also helps insulate heat and regulate hormones, as well as cushioning blunt force strikes (Callahan et al) which scales probably do not protect against too well. Why would dragons evolve to randomly throw away energy like that for no reason whatsoever? Everything included in human seminal fluids is either sperm, stuff to help the sperm not die en route to the womb—such as alkaline substances that neutralize the acidic environment of the vagina—and stuff that helps the sperm have an easier time swimming to the womb—such as fructose which is used to provide energy to the sperm (Grewal et al). It’s reasonable that this trend extends to the semen of other animals, including dragons. How does fat help?

> Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.

This is true. Fat does carry the flavor (Callahan et al). But—crucially—it doesn't generate flavor out of nothing. Its effect can be quite strong, but it isn’t magic.

> dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.

The fat helps with the flavor. It helps a whole lot. But the dragon for whatever reason would have to evolve to have seminal fluid that is specifically tasty for humans to consume. I can only imagine that this would come about through some sort of selective breeding process similar to how we domesticated dogs. But why? And how? There are easier and safer ways of consuming something that tastes good.

> Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend

I would imagine that this "69" would actually be more of a ♋︎ because the dragon is a quadrupedal being whose body is mostly horizontal. But I would also imagine that neither the 69 nor the ♋︎ would be feasible unless the torsos of dragons are roughly the same of human torsos. That's a tiny dragon. Unless the "me" in this situation isn't supposed to be human either..?

> You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.

Fat is what contributes to the feeling of being full, not nutrients (Callahan et al). Also that's a lot of fluids and nutrients that the dragon no longer has in his body. Why would dragons evolve to have nutritious semen? Yet again, I do not see how this would come about, since the selective breeding thing mentioned earlier is very unlikely (there probably an evolutionary benefit to hanging out with and helping humans, but surely this would manifest in ways that don't include nutritious semen?)

> Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature.

Let's talk about this. Yes, viscosity does indeed decrease with heat. But apparently the seminal fluid of dragons is still thicker overall than that of humans because there's so much fat. Fat content increases viscosity linearly, while temperature is inversely correlated in milk (A.S. Bakshi, et al), although this behavior can probably be applied to other liquids. Thus, a higher temperature would have more of an impact than a lower fat content on lowering viscosity. I can't say anything for certain, but the dragon's semen either has to either have a lot of fat in it or not a lot of extra heat to achieve this effect of being more viscous. It's probably the former, considering how much this thing raves on and on about fat contents. To which I say, once more, why would dragons ejaculate that much fat? Either way, I slightly modified the equation that models the viscosity of milk using the viscosity of human semen (3.92 centipoise) (Tjioe and Oentoeng) to show this: 3.92<-8.9+0.1F+2721.5/T {T>310.15} where F is the percentage of fat and T is the temperature in kelvin¹. Feel free to plug that formula into Desmos and look at it if you want. While the testicles of a human have to be at about 307.15K to make sperm, it mixes with a lot of ingredients stored in the body, which is about 310.15K. This isn’t entirely accurate, since milk is not semen, but it provides a rough idea.

> (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself)

Olive oil spreads out on its own, as long as it isn't frozen. It's fluid. Fluids flow.

> It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel.

Let's do a bit of an experiment. Mix as much cornstarch water as you want. Now pour it. You'll see, even when not being punched or whatever, that it's not the least viscous thing ever.²

Being really viscous is not a very good idea for its primary goal (fertilization. not nourishment. because, you know, semen wasn't evolved to be a snack). Surely at some point developing semen that isn’t intended to actually fertilize anything wouldn’t be worth it, even if humanity has got some crazy benefits I can’t actually imagine.

> The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac

Why would aphrodisiac semen exist? If dragons engage in sperm competition—which certain traits point to—then aphrodisiac sperm would be counterproductive, as it would make the female more willing to mate in general, including with other males, increasing competition. In fact, in *Drosophila melanogast*, a species of fly that does engage in sperm competition, the male's semen actually has an anti-aphrodisiac effect (Clark et al). If dragons have some sort of partnership thing (like, for example, humans do) or a hierarchy thing then the aphrodisiac sperm would still not make sense because aphrodisiacs = more sex, which is unnecessary from a reproductive standpoint because females in this scenario are a lot less promiscuous so the male doesn’t have to engage in sperm competition.

> but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked.

CT nerves do not exist as far as I can tell. CT neurons, however, do.³ They are associated with pleasant touch sensations (Olausson etc al) and are most active when the skin they are in is gently stroked (Löken etc al). That is true. I can’t quite think of how the semen would heighten the sensitivity of the nerves or why dragons would have semen that would do this, but all the facts about CT neurons are actually true.

> His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.

This part, however, is more problematic. From what I understand about CT nerves, they are responsible for the pleasurable feeling derived from activities like cuddling. Not sex. CT nerves may play a minor role in sexual pleasure but they aren’t the main source of pleasure. If CT nerves were more sensitive, then after-sex cuddles (or anything really of the sort that would happen after sex) would probably be the thing most impacted.

The dragon also probably has a hemipenis, which is two-pronged and probably spiny (which, no doubt, is probably arousing to someone). What’s the purpose of the hemipenis? It might serve as a sort of “lock and key” mechanism where incompatible species (like, for example, humans and dragons) can’t penetrate each other (Dufour, L.). It is probably something that is meant to be held in place within the cloaca of a female to create an easy path for the semen of the male. How do we know this? I don’t know. I couldn’t find any sources whatsoever outside of wikipedia. The spines are definitely to hold the hemipenis in place though (Frieson et al). But either way, the experience of having sex with a dragon probably isn’t as ideal as this text would lead you to believe.

> Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size.

Assuming that the dragon is constantly having sex, literally all day, then this means that the dragon ejaculates at a minimum rate of 2 cups per hour. The text literally describes a scene where presumably non stop sex occurs in a 30-hour period and states that the refractory period is negligible, so this is a reasonable scenario.

Let’s compare this to humans. A humane male ejaculates about 4 mL of semen. I found a 3–10 minute range for the time it takes a human male to ejaculate, which I will just simplify to 5 minutes. Humans do have refractory periods, but without them they can hypothetically produce about 0.6023 gallons of semen in a day of nonstop sex. Therefore, the max semen ejaculation quantity in a day of humans and dragons respectively is approximately a 1:6 ratio, which I don’t think I need to say is a large disparity.

But why would dragons evolve to produce so much semen? I don't have dimensions for dragons or data for how the quantity of semen varies with the size of an animal, so all this is hearsay. But I feel like dragons—who can comfortably engage in sex acts with humans—are most likely not big enough to where this 1:6 ratio can be entirely explained by size differences.

Generally, a very frequent thing that makes animals produce a disproportionately large amount of ejaculate for their size is competition between males, specifically sperm competition (Ginsberg, J R, and U W Huck). Have you ever seen [this particular mildly NSFW image before?](https://imgur.com/gallery/zKfjFLF) That's why that pig has such massive testicles; he produces a lot of semen. The issue here is that the semen of dragons is not optimized for fertilization. Surely, were male dragons in a lot of competition with each other to produce offspring with mates, their semen would actually reflect this?

> In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff.

That's a lot. I ventured into my kitchen to get a visual idea of how much that is and 4 cups was the largest measure in ounces and cups present on a very large measuring cup. It’s not impossible, but I just want to talk about this. 4 cups, the lowest amount in that range, is about 213 times more semen than a human makes. That's enough to fill about 3 cans of soda, minimum. From ONE (1) ejaculation.

Also keeping the 2 cup/hr rate established earlier along with the knowledge that semen is ejaculated in increments of 4–8 cups, that means that it takes a minimum of 2 hours (4 max) of sexual intercourse for a dragon to orgasm at minimum. Now that’s probably someone’s idea of a good time, but it seems unlikely from an evolutionary standpoint. Extended periods of sex are a trait evolved to reduce competition. That being said, it is hard to determine if dragons actually do experience lots of competition because some traits suggest it (i.e amount of semen) while some suggest this is not the case (i.e very ineffectual semen). Either way, two hours doesn’t seem like the most reasonable time frame ever? Plus, a minimum of 2 hours of sex is quite the staggering barrier to entry for the experience this text is raving about—dragon seminal fluid.

so yeah

1: It was pointed out to me that this equation was for temperature in Kelvin, not Celcius.

2: I was informed that apparently water + cornstarch isn’t a true colloid due to some weird criteria I do not remember. I couldn’t actually find anything on it but not calling it a colloid wouldn't hurt my credibility and I was always bad at chemistry.

3: I was under the impression that CT neurons were not a thing when they actually are.

Sources (not in any sort of consistent formatting because I am lazy):

Nutrition Science and Everyday Application (Callahan, Leonard, and Powell)

Human Biology (Wakim and Grewal)

Effect of Fat Content and Temperature on Viscosity in Relation to Pumping Requirements of Fluid Milk Products (A. S. Bakshi and D. E. Smith)

Genes Regulated by Mating, Sperm,
or Seminal Proteins in Mated Female *Drosophila melanogast* (Lisa A. McGraw, Greg Gibson, Andrew G. Clark,
and Mariana F. Wolfn)

Anatomie générale des diptères (L. Dufour)

Sexual conflict over mating in red-sided garter snakes (Thamnophis sirtalis) as indicated by experimental manipulation of genitalia (Christopher R. Frieson, Emily J. Uhrig, Mattie K. Squire, Robert T. Mason, and Patricia L. R. Brennan)

Coding of pleasant touch by unmyelinated afferents in humans (Löken, Line S.; Wessberg, Johan; Morrison, India; McGlone, Francis; Olausson, Håkan)

A system of unmyelinated afferents for innocuous mechanoreception in the human skin (Vallbo, Åke; Olausson, Håkan; Wessberg, Johan; Norrsell, Ulf)

Sperm competition in mammals (Ginsberg, J R, and U W Huck)

God, why the fuck did they make it look like cotton candy? I know it would kill me, but can the human body even resist the urge of eating it? Like if you just put me in a room with it and leave me alone for the next hour, you would find my dead body there from eating the goddamn fiberglass insulation because my dumbass would ACTUALLY mistake it for cotton candy. Imagine if they actually made blue colored ones too for no reason. Then i would DEFINITELY FUCKING GOBBLE THAT SHIT UP LIKE A FUCKING UNSUPERVISED TODDLER EATING PAINT.

The best sex is masturbate sex. l am a full-on, full-time, fully-fledged masturbate addict. I love being nude, n get nude every time l'm home alone. I just love looking at my dick n dickhair. I get off, looking at.and seeing my dick n dickhair. The reason l masturbate is because l'm addicted to the sensation and feeling causing through my dick. I totally enjoy what it makes me do, what it makes me think and who it makes me think of as l masturbate. I get nudeì and masturbate at ever opportunity. When l'm on my own l can masturbate myself for hours. I won't masturbate for less than 45 minutes. I don't like quick orgasms, the longer l masturbate the happier l am. I don't edge persa but l do love to masturbate for long periods of time. I do like the feeling of orgasm coming. I love the feel of semen as it work it's way up my dickshaft to the knob ridge, where it seems to pause for a nano second, as if waiting for the semen from my balls to completely bank up at the knob. Then shooting semen ropes out through the piss n cum hole with force, into the air before landing wherever it lands. The sensation of orgasm is better than anything men n women have ever felt. If Gods invented anything better, then he's keeping it for himself.

so what I did on March 23... never tell anyone else what I did cuz Its very bad, so... what I did was Masturbate so hard that my anus hurted so much for 2 months straight, it was so painful as if splinter was in your dick. It was so painful that when I've tried masturbating more to try to cure the pain but it didnt work... I just had to wait for it to pass and after 40 days it finally passed, then I've found out that it might be a punishment from God cuz Jesus also was on desert for 40 days. Moral of this story: Never masturbate unless for medical reasons.

When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.

Every day I wake up I see his face. Every piece of art I can’t escape seeing it hidden in every painting. I close my eyes for escapism and yet he is still there. He haunts my dreams, he haunts my waking days. Every word I babble ends up being worship in his honor. I turn on my favorite streamer for the hope their bad jokes will give me some humor to escape this haunting image, but no I see them playing this horrid game. They think it’s funny to reawaken my trauma, as I am crying in a corner. As I’m writing this hundreds of them are being created a moment, they are destroying ourselves. This is my suicide note. Curse you amongus, why are you so SUS.

Eat all the dicks. Open your bitter, miserable mouth and eat all the dicks. Stop using that mouth of yours to whine, and get started on all these dicks you need to be eating. Keep eating dicks, even at night, even on weekends. Intuition will tell you that you've had enough dicks, but you will be wrong: You will never have eaten enough dicks. You may complain that what you're doing is perfectly legal, but I'd argue that I've never read a law that specifically prohibits force-feeding someone a bushel of dicks (though, I'll admit, I'm almost positive there is one). You may say "I don't care what you think, man," to which I'd respond, "That's some tough talk for someone with an acre of dicks in their mouth." And even when you meekly protest that they don't measure dicks in acres, I won't be able to hear you.

*Because of all the dicks.*

top fiev(5️⃣) ches♟ pices that need✅ nerf👎/buff👍 (chess.cummy needs 2️⃣ hear👂 this rn)

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[chess.com](https://chess.com) is so unfare😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿💢💢😠😠 on the peces in chess🧀♟, it maek gaem🎮🎮🎮 sooooo unfare💔 and unbelenced⚖🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬!!!!!11!1!1121212121@@2. [chess.com](https://chess.com) u bettr need to here👂👂🎧🎧 these cus it weil maek ur gaem🎮 so fun!🎠🤹‍♀️😃 :D and it wil fix🛠🛠🛠🛠🔧🔧🛠🔧 the gaem🎮

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now here is the 5 ches pices that need✅ nerf👎/buff👍:

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5.Bishep (✝)\[NERF👎\]: bishep ned NERF very very frugging(am not alwd❌ t swer🤬🤬 bc mom👧 ses its very very very bad🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱!!!) bad cus bishep always kill my 👑quen(also needs nerf), bishep always sniep🔫💦💦💦 my quen when ets so unixpicted which is very very very 🅰nnoyign👿👿👿👿😠😠😠😠😠, when my qen dies to bishep, i get so ANGERY that i resig immiditelly cus quen is awesome but it ned nerf.

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How d nerf👎 wil work: bishop cen move diagunelly↗↖ but ONLI 1️⃣ square so it dusint sniep my quen👑 and anythign lse

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4.horse🐴\[NERF👎\]: horse is so no skill😡😡😡😠😠😠💢💢💢 it can jump🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘 on top of pisces N ITS ILLEGEL TO OTHER STUFF, its so bad❌❌❌ that it does n L mov whcih only bozos🤓🤓🤓🤓 wil do. it gts WORSE📛📛📛📛 when it combo with bishep✝ n IT FORK🍴🍴🍴🍴, bc of horse🐴👎😡😡😡😠😠😠💢💢💢, I CANT EAT🍴🍴 HORS BC OF BISHEP N I LOOS ROCK🥌 AND I HAVE NO CESTLE🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰 NOW, only furis use horse

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How d nerf👎 wil work: horse🐴 cnt fork🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴 now, you ned to be fadderliss👦❌❌❌ and leik to merry animels to get permisshun✅ to gain aciss to using fork🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴(im giving chence to fadderless ppl so they can also have a tinsy 🤏🤏🤏 chance to beat me cus im the best🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 chiss♟♟ player in da worl!!🌎🌎🌏🌏🌎🌍🌏🌍🌎🌎🌎🌐🌐🌎🌍🌏)

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3.Rock\[BUFF👍\]: rock is stoopid🧠🧠🧠🧠❌❌❌❌❌❌, it cantont ESCAPE💨👟👟👟💨💨💨 fork🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴 whic make it worse pece in al tiem⏲⏲⏲⏲⌛⌛⌛⏲, N IT HAS MOR VALUE🔢🔢🔢🔢 THAN BISHEP N PWN♟♟♟ COMBIJNED!!>!>?!>!.?!?!?!?!? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💢💢💢💢👿👿👿👿👿👿😠😠😠😡💢👿👿🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯🗯

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how the buff👍 wil work: rock shuld be imune to fork🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴 and get ability to jump liek hors🐴🐎🐎🐎🐎

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2.Quen👑\[BUFF👍\]: Quen👑 NEED BUFF VERY VEYR VERY VEYR FAST💨💨💨💨🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ BECAUSE IT ALWAYS DIEYING💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀 TO ANYTHING(even pawn!!!♟) thugh quen can mov anywer, its still so bad bc it is easy die and has mor VALUE THAN ROCK!?!?!??!?!?!?!👿👿👿👿👿😡😡😡😡 ROCK IS WAY BETTR BUT OVERSHEDOWD❌❌❌ BY HORS N BISHEP 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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how the buff👍 wil work: quen👑 needs imortility👻👻👻👻 and shuldnt die unliss his husben👑👑 die👻👻👻👻(its very belencd⚖)

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1.King🤴🤴🤴\[BUFF👍\]: KING🤴 LWAYS DIE BC IT SO BAD😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿😡😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 AND KING🤴 SHULD BE GUD, AND IT DUSNT MAEK SENS BECOSE BOI👦 IS BETTR👦, STRONKER💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 THAN GURL👧❌❌❌. HOW IS KING WEAKR THAN QUEEN. GOOFY AH GAME 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿😡😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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how the buff👍 wil work: ok to make the game🎮🎮🎮🎮 balanced⚖, if king is tretend😱😱😱😱, he get queen move and can jump liek horse🐴🐴 (so belenced in this unfair😡😡 gaem🎮🎮🎮)

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chess.cummy💦💦 u need to fix🛠🛠🛠🛠🛠 ur game🎮 fest asap❗❗ or lse u wont get gaem of d year :(. thanks for reding, if u agree give me a thumbs up n subscrieb 🟥🟥🟥🟥