I don't mind getting the stares or the random "damn", "that girls boobs are huge" or friends saying "you have a really nice body" etc it's really not that bad to me, infact I just take it as a compliment since I got made fun of for being flat in middle school, and i was a chubby kid up till quarantine. I'm just wondering what does go on in people's minds both genders when they see it. I have really big boobs, so I've been told and it runs in the family, so when I walk my boobs jump up and down and I can't help it, I also like to stay comfortable but no matter what I wear I really just can't seem to hide them so gave up on it entirely at some point in highschool. I just wear whatever i want now and i stop trying to hide them because i would be constantly too hot, and it wasnt the style i liked at all, and i hate that i had to do things around what i like because i have to be courteous of people staring at them. I've tried so many bras they keep they always keep the bottom in place but the top just seems to go anywhere it wants. When I walk normally my boobs bounce, running to class my boobs bounce, even in my PE clothes my boobs bounce, girls make comments too, i would say even more so then guys. Is this a problem to me? No, frankly I don't care, I have more problems with the physical parts of it my back hurts like a bitch all the time, I have to constantly stand up straight so my back doesn't hurt and I was really use to slouching. One social aspect of it is it's a lot harder to make friends with guys in real life then I do online because sometimes I just feel like that's all they see, as well as keeping bf's since they want me to cover up more when I genuinely just can't help it and for the reasons I've said before, normal shirts look like that on me lose, baggy, a combination and, being paranoid if a guy is only trying to get at you for your body, or just trying to make a genuine deep connection.

I just came out to my parents as a Distro Hopper. They had many questions but eventually they accepted me for who I am.

Hello everyone! My name is noodles and this is my story. My pronouns are GNU/Linux

Like most people in the world, when i got my first computer, I was assigned an OS - Windows. I soon realised that my OS identity was Distro Hopper. I have ever since been trying to tear down OS roles that society and corporations have forced on us. I have been trying to educate people about oppressive MAOS norms or Manufacturer Assigned OS norms.

A lot of people believe that there are only two OSes - Mac and Windows. But OSes are not so black and white. They are on a spectrum like the colors on my RGB Gaming PC.

But most people don't understand me. They think that I am just confused. That I cannot decide on a single OS. What they dont understand is that you dont need to chose a single distro. You can hop as much as you like. There is nothing wrong with that. Yes, i am proud to say that I am OS Fluid.

I know many of you are struggling as well. Please do share your stories. This is a safe place.

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So I have been playing this home brew campaign in a sort of Conan the barbarian setting. Most of my players are barbarians it’s been a blast but at some point one of my players said “it’s time to get serious” during a tough encounter and took off their shirt while screaming in rage. They proceeded to roll a nat 20 to the shock of everyone. Then one by one they all just got really hyped and started taking off their shirts screaming. They ended up winning the encounter it was a funny moment but ever since then they have been calling themselves the “beef brigade” refusing to play with shirts on.

I mean it’s cool that they want to get in character but I don’t really like this. Every time I tell them to not take off their shirts they get upset. They all start to flex and tell at me things like “you can’t stifle the beef” or call me “bad beef”. I just don’t know what to do or how to stop this. If anyone has dealt with a similar situation I would love some advice.

having big boobs

I don't mind getting the stares or the random "damn", "that girls boobs are huge" or friends saying "you have a really nice body" etc it's really not that bad to me, infact I just take it as a compliment since I got made fun of for being flat in middle school, and i was a chubby kid up till quarantine. I'm just wondering what does go on in people's minds both genders when they see it. I have really big boobs, so I've been told and it runs in the family, so when I walk my boobs jump up and down and I can't help it, I also like to stay comfortable but no matter what I wear I really just can't seem to hide them so gave up on it entirely at some point in highschool. I just wear whatever i want now and i stop trying to hide them because i would be constantly too hot, and it wasnt the style i liked at all, and i hate that i had to do things around what i like because i have to be courteous of people staring at them. I've tried so many bras they keep they always keep the bottom in place but the top just seems to go anywhere it wants. When I walk normally my boobs bounce, running to class my boobs bounce, even in my PE clothes my boobs bounce, girls make comments too, i would say even more so then guys. Is this a problem to me? No, frankly I don't care, I have more problems with the physical parts of it my back hurts like a bitch all the time, I have to constantly stand up straight so my back doesn't hurt and I was really use to slouching. One social aspect of it is it's a lot harder to make friends with guys in real life then I do online because sometimes I just feel like that's all they see, as well as keeping bf's since they want me to cover up more when I genuinely just can't help it and for the reasons I've said before, normal shirts look like that on me lose, baggy, a combination and, being paranoid if a guy is only trying to get at you for your body, or just trying to make a genuine deep connection.

The concept of morality is just a tool used by the weak to control the strong. It's a way for people to feel superior to others and impose their will on them. There's no such thing as objective morality - it's all subjective and depends on the individual's perspective. In fact, I find it amusing when people try to use morality to justify their actions, as if there's some higher power that's going to reward or punish them for their deeds. Morality is nothing more than a crutch for the feeble-minded, and those who cling to it are only holding themselves back.

#**WIFE 👫 BAD**

#**BIG 🏔️ NOSE 👃 GOOD**

#**TECHNOLOGY 📵 BAD**

#**DAD🧍‍♂️ IS ⌚ALWAYS ✅ RIGHT**

my roommate saved bacon grease for 6 months in a mason jar

i kept asking him what he was gonna use it for and he wouldnt tell me

one day i come home from work and the whole apartment smelled like bacon

i investigated and found three, very well made candles lit in the living room.

he comes out of the bathroom and announces that i cant smell his shit because he made BACON CANDLES

so we just smelled like bacon for months

edit:

1. I dont know how he made them, but they were for sure handmade by an amateur not store-bought so i know he did i


2. They smelled exactly like bacon. not burnt grease, not old food, just exactly like bacon. like fucking EXACTLY. it was nuts.


3. It did cover up bad smells in the apartment ENTIRELY. it also covered good smells. and neutral smells. there was no other scent in that apartment than bacon. i cant stress this enough, i could stick my face in my gym shoes BACON or i could take a big dump BACON or spray febreeze BACON open a window BACON
it got to the point that outside air smelled funny. i later realized that it didnt smell weird outside, i was simply smelling the ABSENCE OF BACON

This was the greatest piece of music I've ever heard, never in a billion years could I have noticed something like this. The funny music, with the contextual evidence of the popular video game "among us" and the accusations of yellow being the impostor yet it was actually purple, the fact that yellow was trying to defend herself. With the cherry on top, after yellow was voted out, they noticed he wasn't the impostor and everyone else got voted out who accused him while the impostor was laughing. It is truly an incredible masterpiece, not for one second had I thought that it was mediocre, simply superior in every way physically and mentally possible. The way that everything was synchronized, not even a HINT of subtle lag or intrication of the evolution of mankind.

"woody" gets
jealous when Andy stops playing with
him for a new toy called "Buzz",
Eventually, Woody learns to accept
Buzz and finds Andy has more fun
when both woody and Buzz are
played with at the same time. It's
literally about a dude's misses buying
a fuckstick and him getting jealous.

God, you know what I love the most about this image? It's Byleth's feet. Most guys would look at this image and hone in on Byleth's ass or tits. But not me. My focus is immediately drawn to those imacculate soles. Look at how they stick out from her shoes ever so slightly, allowing you an unobstructed glance at literal perfection. Do you think that whoever designed the artwork even knew what he was doing? Do you think he grasped the beauty of what he had just created? And don't even get me started on Byleth's outfit normally. The fact that she wears those large thigh high boots drives me so fucking crazy. Just imagine it, for a second. Byleth goes into battle wearing those boots. She gets all sweaty. Can you imagine how much the inside of those boots must *stink* by the time she's done? The thought gets me so fucking hard. I wish she would just pin me down and force me to take off her boots, laughing at how pathetic I am in the meanwhile. After the boots were off, I could shove my nose inside and take a deep whiff. A part of my brain would probably yell at me to stop, that this is disgusting, that it smells awful. But the true part of me would love every second of it. I would probably cum in my pants just from the smell alone, and Byleth would giggle and mock me. After I'm done she would force me to remove her socks with my teeth, since a dog like me shouldn't be allowed to touch something so precious with my hands. And finally, when the socks are off, that's where the real treat begins. Byleth's adorable, beautiful, and sweaty bare feet would lay before me. I wouldn't hesitate at all. I would immediately lunge forward and slather my tongue all over. Obviously, I'd make sure to clean every spot... whether it be the top or in between the toes. But by in far the most delectable part would be her soles. Holy shit... can you imagine? Byleth's sweaty soles, after spending so much time brewing in those thick fucking boots? The finest steak every prepared wouldn't even come close to how good they must taste... Oh god, I have to stop before I cum

What, did you just say fortnite? You probably play on console too. L, fortnite is for L betas. Fortnite is for betas who don’t watch Andrew Tate. What? No, I’m and alpha cause I play on PC, AKA the master race. What games do I play? I only play rust. And no, I don’t say the N word. Unless someone raids my base.

i’d rather look like lorde then be a twink like you 😭😭but i’d rather look like me than u bitch. looking like a fucking death eater dementor straight from harry potter land LMAO. with ur long black trench coat trapsting through the streets like ur abt to murder a family of 10. end urself in the name of satan period bitch and ur officially done

The music, the allegories, the cinematography. Each scene looks like a painting by Caravaggio. Henry Cavill's acting, the moment we see his face after the explosion of the courthouse, expresses all the necessary pain and helplessness. The face of a guy who just wants to help and do the right thing, against a barbaric humanity that only knows how to kill and reject him. This is not a movie. It's a work of art. I like to call it a painting in motion. Sorry for the rant but l'm tired of reading bullshit on other subs about how this movie is shit.
It's not, it's a masterpiece. And I will defend it. Fuck you haters.

Hey there! How about a little story to lighten up your day? Once upon a time, there was a potato. But this was no ordinary potato. This potato had a dream. A dream to become a police officer. So, this potato went to the police academy, trained hard, and eventually became a cop. The potato was so proud of its achievements that it changed its name to "Spud Cop."

Spud Cop was the best cop in town. He caught all the bad guys, solved all the cases, and even won the heart of the mayor's daughter. But one day, Spud Cop got into a car accident and his car was totaled. The insurance company refused to pay, saying that the car was "too starchy." Spud Cop was devastated. He had lost his car and his dream.

But Spud Cop didn't give up. He went to the junkyard and found an old potato truck. He fixed it up and turned it into a police car. And that's how Spud Cop became the first and only potato police officer in the world. He patrolled the streets, keeping them safe from all the bad guys. And every time he caught a criminal, he would say, "You just got mashed, buddy."

The end.

Dear fellow humans, I would like to make a clear and unequivocal statement regarding my sexual orientation, in order to dispel any erroneous or misguided assumptions that may exist within our society. To put it plainly, I am not one who is inclined towards homosexuality, nor do I appreciate being labeled or referred to as such.

I understand that the topic of sexuality can be complex and nuanced, and that there may be a tendency to conflate certain behaviors or traits with a particular orientation. However, I wish to emphasize that my lack of attraction towards members of the same sex is not a matter of behavior, but rather a fundamental aspect of my identity.

I recognize that there may be societal pressures or stigmas that make it difficult for individuals to express their true selves, and that this may contribute to misunderstandings or misrepresentations. Nevertheless, I must assert my own truth and insist that my identity be respected.

With regards to the matter at hand, I must state that I find it deeply offensive and hurtful to be labeled or accused of homosexuality, particularly when such allegations are unfounded or without merit. It is my hope that we can all move forward with a sense of empathy and understanding, and that we can work towards a society that values and celebrates the diversity of human identity.

In closing, I would like to reiterate that I am not gay, and that I do not appreciate being called such. I hope that this statement has provided some clarity and insight, and that it can serve as a starting point for more open and honest conversations about sexuality and identity.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to solve /r/schrodingers puzzles. The hints are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cryptography, most of the hints will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the community's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterization—their personal philosophy draws heavily from past april fool's events, for instance. The community understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these hints, to realise that they're not just critically demanding- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike /r/schrodingers truly ARE idiots; of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the hints in the puzzle "Bobby Milk," which itself is a cryptic reference to Circle of Trust. I'm smirking right now, just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as fpuebqvatref's genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

I cannot longer live like this, i Just got drunk with my friends and i thought to myself what the fuck am i doing? Friends were talking shit about me behind my back Just to get female validation. Then this girl said i got small dick energy Just because i like andrew tate. She Just kept repeating this as her only argument.

`Entry: 1002

GLITTERGLU R&D SECTOR DATA LOG: ENTRY #1621

1/4/20XX`

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I HATE IT HERE

LAB 19A IS MY PERSONAL HELL

I’D RATHER GO BACK TO WORKING WITH TRISHA AND HER FUCKING ENDLESS SUPPLY OF MICROWAVED TUNA

EVERY SINGLE MORNING I WALK PAST THAT THINGS ROTTING CORPSE

YEA I KNOW ITS MOSTLY MY FAULT BUT IT WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN SO MESSY IF THESE FUCKING STUPID IDIOT MORON DUMMY FUCKING QUACKS DIDNT TRY FLUSHING IT DOWN THE TOILET

NO IT WASNT MY IDEA I WAS MERELY IMPLYING THAT IT WOULD BE THE BEST WAY TO DISPOSE OF IT AND I SHIFTED THE BLAME ONTO OMURO BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY TRIED TO DOING IT

IF SHE PUT IN THE HEAD FIRST IT WOULD HAVE WORKED

NOW ITS ALL BLOATED AND WE CANT EVEN PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE AND THERE ARENT ANY DISPOSAL CONTAINERS BIG ENOUGH TO SHIP IT OUT

THEN AS IF THINGS COULDNT GET WORSE, THE CORPSE STARTED LEAKING AND NOW WE HAVE TO WEAR GAS MASKS WHEN WE ENTER THE LAB

IVE CALLED HR MULTIPLE TIMES BUT ALL I GET IS LAUGHTER ON THE OTHER END

IT ISNT FUNNY

ROOTS HAVE BEEN STARTING TO GROW OUT OF THE CORPSE

THEY MIGHT BE TENTACLES ACTUALLY

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK THIS SUCKS

AFTER THIS IS OVER IM NEVER LOOKING OVER SOMEONES PET ROCK EVER AGAIN

`END OF LOG`

I just came out to my parents as a Distro Hopper. They had many questions but eventually they accepted me for who I am.

Hello everyone! My name is noodle and this is my story. My pronouns are GNU/Linux

Like most people in the world, when i got my first computer, I was assigned an OS - Windows. I soon realised that my OS identity was Distro Hopper. I have ever since been trying to tear down OS roles that society and corporations have forced on us. I have been trying to educate people about oppressive MAOS norms or Manufacturer Assigned OS norms.

A lot of people believe that there are only two OSes - Mac and Windows. But OSes are not so black and white. They are on a spectrum like the colors on my RGB Gaming PC.

But most people don't understand me. They think that I am confused. That I cannot decide on a single OS. What they dont understand is that you dont need to chose a single distro. You can hop as much as you like There is nothing wrong with that. Yes, i am proud to say I am OS Fluid.

I know many of you are struggling as well. Please do share your stories. This is a safe place.