Cartman: You guys wanna hear a funny joke my Grandpa told me? Kyle: No. Cartman: Okay. This family walks into a talent agency. It's a mother, father, their son and daughter, and a little baby. The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, our family has an amazing act. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us." And the talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts. They're too cutesy." But then the mother goes, "Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you'll like our act." So the talent agent says, "All right, you've got two minutes." The family jumps right into it. The mother smiles and points to the son, who hits "Play" on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins his daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirts and starts licking her asshole. \[Stan's jaw drops\] Kyle: What?? Cartman: Then the son lays down on the floor and opens his mouth, and the mother tears off tear-away pants, squats down over his face and starts shitting all over him. Kyle: Dude! Cartman: Hold on! Hold on. The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? While the son, still with his mother's shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls. Kyle: Dude. Cartman: Hold on, Kyle. Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them. Kyle: Dude, just stop it... Cartman: Hold on, Kyle. They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother's shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole and fucks it while it's still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter. Kyle: Car-Car-Cartman, I don't want any- Cartman: Kyle?! Will you hold on, please! Then the father gets up and says, "And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11." And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin' \[falsetto\] "AAAAAaaAAAAhhh! AAAAAaaAAAAhhh!, the building's comin' down! Heeelllppp!!!" \[normal\] And finally the family runs back to the center of the room and goes, "TADAAA!!" And the talent agent, he just sits there for the longest time, and finally he says, "...Jesus, that's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "the Aristocrats!" \[no response from the boys\] Heheheh. \[more silence\] Kyle: I don't get it. Cartman: ...Neither do I.

Reddit is superior because here there are no personalities. No one cares who you are. Celebrities dont get special treatment. There's no influencers. We are all just redditors. It's the most egalatarian social media site there is. When people want to know if some THING is good or true they go to Google and type THING followed by site:reddit.com because they know that here they'll find intelligent, funny, smart people who seek and then define and not the other way around.

Reddit rocks. Please leave.

now shush you stupid fried cat rice eating ass mofu, fucking ching wing, won bong mofu, fucking *Why so expensive, need to save MONEY* looking ass mofu, insult me again you stupid

Because she is. Laura Ingraham is known to not have a chair for her desk. Only a toilet. However it's not connected to any plumbing so at the end of her show the assistant producers all have to ladle out Laura Ingraham's sloppy soft serve into the septic tank near the fox news parking lot. It is then used as fertilizer in a nearby field. It is said Laura Ingraham's dookie is world renowned as the best fertilizer. Apparently it's because all she does is eat shit all day. So her actual hershey squirts are very refined.

I just wanted to say that you are awesome and that you have changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe has changed. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. Being your friend, represents emotions that most humans could never understand, but I can. Thanks to being your friend, I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank You for this exquisiteness of being your friend and I will never forget this experience.

Listen up kid. You’re severely misinformed to call this video “Deepthroat.” This is a soft blow at best. Luckily, I’m qualified to analyze this footage as I've been a Deepthroat enthusiast for two decades. Ever since Heather Harmon was chugging cocks on *ideepthroat.* I've read more books and scientific literature on Deepthroating than books you’ve read in your entire life. You’re just another person who believes they’re an expert on a subject when they don’t have a single fucking clue. I’m going to selflessly explain this, even though your dick couldn’t reach a woman’s throat even if she did miraculously suck you off.

As advertised, “Deepthroat” means the cock pops past the tonsil into the esophagus. This video’s evidence shows her putting the cock in her mouth, but it’s never near her throat. Additionally, if this was a throatpie, cum wouldn’t be visible since it’d insta-paint her esophagus. She wouldn’t even swallow technically. In this video, she barely has the dick her mouth when he cums. It’s honestly pathetic.

From here I recommend only posting and discussing things that you have the capacity to understand. If that’s too difficult then please deepthroat the nearest cock to prevent any more misinformation spilling out.

Yeah so, first of of all I don't care what age you are or what your gender is. The only thing that matters in this world is the ability to know something and do it. Only to prepare for your future to survive in this wretched world. I am a certified geek who has accomplished more than your bloodline ever would in 100 years. I workout, cube, read books, learn and do more productive things than you. School is trash but easy af. I'll graduate next year and go to college. To be honest I'm not social or like to talk to people. But what you said has triggered me so now you should cope.

I know:

1) Python
2) HTML
3) CSS
4) JavaScript
5) C++
6) C#
7) Java
8) Learning C
9) Learning TypeScript

I have achieved more than you in every field possible.
Please stop living in your dreamland where you think you are worth anything. Now, you can complain this to your parents, but you don't even know anything about me. I am not scared of any consequences since this is just a verbal argument. You yourself said "Nothing you say on the internet is relavant and nobody cares". I am an orphan since 5 say all you want, be it daddies money or whatever the hell you say. According to law we can inherit that money only after we are 18. I live with my grandparents. I have earned with honesty and have come all the way here because of my decisions. So kindly shut up.

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I'm deleting this sub

ive had it man all you do is posted cropped porn with shitty titles bottom this top that uwu this its so fucking cringe ohh your a boykisser, girlkisser, entitykisser what are you on about relating to a image of a cartoon idk dog regardless yeah this subreddit is a shit hole and im deleting and i hate you all

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I know you might find this hard to believe, but I actually left my human girlfriend for a furry sex robot, and let me tell you man, it was fucking WORTH IT! 😍🍆 My fat, monstous, 8-inch cock pulses and throbs just by THINKING about going deep into that TIGHT-ass animatrussy 😩💦💦

My girlfriend didn't have a built-in vibrator in her pussy 😡 so it was sooooo fucking boring doing it with her 😴 but my robot furry's Vibrationator-5000 does an AMAZING job 🥵🔥

My girlfriend was always so dry when I did it with her (idk why) 🌵☀️ while my furry sex robot can produce an infinite supply of artificial lube 🫦💦 🤤

And last of all, my girlfriend was really used because she fucked 10 guys a night (we were in an open relationship so she wasn't cheating on me 😎👍). Her pussy was always so gaping wide by the end of the night, while my furry sex robot can tighten at will 🌭🤭

I don't fucking care that she's a furry and a sex robot, she's just as real to me as a human. We have wet, sloppy sex all day and night, and I will always love her more than anything else 😁❤️🤖

Axel Johnson, also known as Axel in Harlem, was a man who dedicated his life to civil rights activism. He had been born and raised in the heart of Harlem, and he had seen firsthand the injustices and inequalities that plagued his community. From a young age, he knew that he wanted to make a difference.

As he grew older, Axel became increasingly involved in civil rights organizations and activities. He marched in protests, spoke at rallies, and worked tirelessly to raise awareness of the issues facing his community. But perhaps his greatest contribution was the simple act of taking regular strolls through the streets of Harlem. Every day, Axel would put on his hat and coat, and head out into the bustling neighborhood. He would greet his friends and neighbors, and engage in lively conversations with people of all ages and backgrounds. He would listen to their concerns, offer words of encouragement, and share his own insights and experiences. Over time, Axel became a beloved figure in Harlem. People looked forward to seeing him on his daily walks, and would often stop him to chat or ask for advice. He was known for his warmth, his wit, and his unwavering commitment to justice and equality.


Axel Johnson's story became so popular that it caught the attention of Animan Studios, a renowned animation studio known for their socially conscious content. They approached Axel and asked if they could turn his story into an animated series. Axel was thrilled at the prospect of reaching even more people with his message of equality and justice. He agreed to work with the studio, sharing his experiences and insights to help shape the storyline and characters.

The resulting series, "Axel in Harlem," became an instant hit. Children and adults alike were captivated by the charming animation style and the inspiring storylines. Each episode followed Axel as he took his daily walks through Harlem, meeting new people, and helping to solve their problems. The show's popularity only continued to grow, and soon it was being watched by people all over the world. It was even nominated for several awards, including an Emmy for best animated series.

But for Axel, the greatest reward was seeing the impact his story was having on people. He received countless letters and messages from fans who had been inspired by his message and his example. Many young viewers even began to see themselves as potential activists, just like Axel. Axel in Harlem had become more than just an animated series; it had become a movement. And Axel himself had become a hero to a whole new generation of activists, just as he had always hoped he would.

When I was about 13, I went fishing with my dad. I caught a fish, and I was really happy about it. I just felt like I had a connection with the fish it just felt very nice in my hands. It felt like it was chosen for me and so when my dad told me to throw that fish back in the water, but I couldn’t do it, so I threw a rock in the water and pretended it was the fish and I shoved the fish down my trouser. The fish was not bigger than my dick when it’s hard, but it was in there and the fish got warm as we were going home, and I just remember I was getting a boner as I was going home, and my dad was speaking to me and I tried to shift the focus away from the warm fish because I could feel the fish kinda like shaking and dying on my dick. It was kinda giving me a uhm, not a blowjob but it just felt like it was, you know it was having its last moments on my dick and it felt really special to me even though it was weird. And I remember getting home, quickly going to my room and I lied down and got naked. I remember taking my zip down and I saw the fish covered in cum. That one moment just felt amazing to me. And it was still kinda shaking like its nerves were going off, and it just felt so good. And I remember I didn’t want to let that fish go, I couldn’t let it go, because I felt like I was responsible for the fish and so I cleaned up all the cum and I cleaned up myself and I kept it in a freezer in my room. Whenever I would get horny and stuff, I’d use the fish to masturbate, and I would cum all over it again and again and again until the fish was smelling up the house and my dad knew something was going on with me. He could tell from the smell that something was in my mini-fridge, and he found the fish. I remember making up excuses, telling him “It’s not my fish, my friend gave it to me as a prank”. My dad was looking at me with disgust and I had to get rid of the fish which was obviously sad. And it affects me because I can’t speak to my dad without thinking about the fish. What’s even worse is that I can’t jack off without thinking about the fish. Porn doesn’t do it for me anymore. There’s no fish related stuff, no nothing. I don’t like fish as a food that much. I prefer medium-rare steak. Whenever I jack off I kinda feel the fish. I’ll never forget the feeling of it dying on my dick while I cummed on it.

Bro, sister kink is totally hot. I particularly like little sisters (legal age of course). If you don’t like it that’s fine, but welcome to the internet where people of all kinds coexist — your moral high horse means nothing to us. You had every chance to respond the right way which is just ignore it or block the user but you went in causing a problem. The sub is literally called Hentai and people are obviously going to be sexual in the comments and have their kinks on full display so your kinkshaming has no place there.

Edit: thank you for the gold, lewd stranger~💙~!
Edit: ty for the silver, kind prince of Maine~

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare, and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me, but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps. Furthermore, I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

fuck roblox. fuck every single employee working there. i hope they drown in their dog's pee and forcefully get revived and drink their animal's pee, make them eat animal shit and get hit by 14 pillars each and every one, get sent to north korea and go straight to death row, meanwhile are shot with SMG's and forcefully get revived and listen to torture music for 68 minutes, go to death row and get tortured alive, suffocated, shot at, murdered, stabbed, and starve to death, making them forcefully live again and run 1547 kilometers to find out they're forced to write "i don't do my job correctly" 9604 times in a chalkboard and then go back to their jobs only to find out roblox got deleted and they have to rewrite every single script to make a perfect copy of the game only for it to get deleted, limiting them to bread and water once a day, incase they overwork and die i hope they get revived and come back to life to play adopt me on a windows 7 being forced to get a legendary with 4 FPS.

Yo guys, last sunday my parents made me go to church. I got really FUCKING mad since they won't let me bring chess church and play. And the priest was up front, he talking something about salvation or holiness or whatever bullshit that is. Same boring shit bro, i only care about chess. But then he said BISHOP!! Holy fucking hell, he actually mentioned the chess piece that moves diagonaliy. I got really caught off guard by this, my eyes were in dysbelief, i cannot beleive the priest knows abt chess. My hands start shaking and i took a deep breatg to say...

"IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CHESS REFERENCE??!!!"

I screamed that louder than I ever have in my fucking life. My words echoed throughout the room for 5 seconds before fading into complete silence. Everyone was staring at me as i was dieing of laughter from the mega funny chess reference! All of them all had this look on their faces as if their queen got captured by a bishop from a distance that they didn't notice, blundering a checkmate in 4. In response i said "Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do an en passant?"

And there was still complete fucking silence. I actually had to make sure i wasn't wearing my morse code vibrating stockfish anal beads that i always wear while playing chess! I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!! And the priest said "Young man, please be quiet" but he was lietrally the one who made the chess refrence in the first place. Bro wtf is your problem? I gotta capture that bitch since he's such a cringe ass normie that doesn't even know how to play chess. I quickly charged towards him to chekmate the priest, jumping two floor tiles foward and one tile sideway, perfectly replicating the horsey's move. As I was making my way up, he developed his fucking rook (security guard) and it is chasing after me! Damn, now i have to think fast to avoid a stalemate!

After being chased around the room for two minutes, i quickly dropped my pant down to just fucking piss in the rook's eyes! As he was being blinded by my pee, he tripped and then bumped into the wall very hard. A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his fat ass head, a pool of blood soon formed around him! Everyone in the church was screaming and running out the door lik the cowards they are! I continued jumpin like the horsey in chess towards the priest to deliver a checkmate to him! The priest then held a cross in front of his face and start talking something about 'demons' and possession. Fuck that, i got a large brick out of my asshole (i always keep it there whenever i play chess to brick the opponent's pipi during an en passantr)

Meanwhile police sirens were heard arround the church, looks like someone doesn't know how to respond to the vienna gambit! I want to attack the priest, but he got away becuse i was distracted by a cop saying "This is the police. Put your hands up now or we will shoot!" I runned upstairs to the roof and get some time to think what i should do in this position. I stripped completely naked and hold the brick in my hands, when tge cop went upstairs, i bricked his pipi with my brick and he collapsed! I grabbed his gun and shoot him to make sure he's fully fucked up. But then i heard some more cops downstairs running to get me! I'm out of bullets already so i have to think fast, i pulled 50 bishops from my dickhole (i'm into sounding) and used those bishops as bullets for my gun.

I have to fight an entire wave of cops, i saw abour a dozen of them and i started blasting bishops from my gun! The cops were shooting bullets at me, but i jumped like a horsey, dodging all of their wayward queen attacks! Three minutes later, at least 20 of them were taken down and they still didn't get me. However i ran out of bishops. Now i have to run away from the frickin police and my only way out is to jump from the roof and run. My feet hurts from the high jump, but i have to continue running away, else it would be a stalemate! It was very intense, i run to some places that i never went to before (it's only 50 feet away, just that i'm always playing chess and doesnt touch grass). Next thing i remember is that i got stuck in the middle of the forest, where i'm currently at and playing chess with myself (i always keep a spare chess board between my moobs). So reddit, what should i do in this position?

before i give my last moan, i wanted to tell you that ive slept with gentoo while arch was watching, was it good? was it worth it? yes, it all was. Arch and Ubuntu were just some dirty whores that couldnt even handle my ass. yes, really, with gentoo i felt like in Heaven, felt like a new man, felt like a man who was one of the mafia boss. it was so great, but i still hate that Manjaro had to cooporerate with ubuntu and arch and hunt me, they are still looking for me, they want to cut my dick, could you believe that? but im leaving this note here, incase gentoo will see it, or anyone else, but in short i dont regret my life choices, i never regretted, i was fun while it lasted, my last air and moan ends here, the hunters might kill me at any moment, so of all this said, remember Gentoo that ive always loved you, and Ubuntu and Arch, please fuck off and let me sleep with gentoo even in the other world, thanks. now goodbye!

Listen, hear me out.

I'm a boomer in my late 50s that doesn't understand technology, but not because I'm too stupid to, I just don't want to.

Anyhow, my Roomba knocked over my potted plant that fell on top of my records which rolled into my blackberry that was resting on my Rolodex thereby dumping my viagra into my Crystal Pepsi which overflowed onto my Macintosh II (humble brag) and made it start smoking. I wasn't about to waste perfectly good boomer boner pills, but as I started slurping the sodiepop off my corduroy table cover it electrocuted me, and I'm pretty sure it activated the 5g Bluetooth chip from my vaccination. I yelled racial epithets at it (my generation does things different) and told it to eat shit, at which point it picked up my dog's turd and flung it at my eyes. While I was blinded it smeared a swastika on my carpet in blood and I've yet to find where my precious Pomeranian Sparky went to.

Has anyone else had similar feelings that their Roomba may be out to get them too? I heard that it all started with some guy named "Ai" using the codes to take away our jobs like those immigrants I hear about on Fox News. I think we should band together and complain about this guy on reddit until someone does something about him.

Who's with me?!

#fuckAi