lol is that C++? Wait are you binding that with Python?! Imagine using those over Rust. As a proud Rustacean and Ferris the Crab adorer, I regret to inform you that your taste in languages sucks. This is sad. You can do better. You know how easy package and dependancy management is with Cargo? Not to mention you don’t even need a Makefile. It’s great. Dynamically typed languages need to die. There’s no other option. They just do. If you like dynamic typing, you need some help. Seriously. By using a dynamically typed and interpreted language (which means its @#*!&!@ slow!!!), you are committing genocide and harming the environment more than gas cars. Rust is fast and uses clean, renewable energy through the magic of being a language compiled with LLVM. Tired of memory bugs? You should be. Shame on you for still having them when Rust exists. Tired of being bad? Time to go to Rust. Tired of being slow because you’re not smart and your friends laugh at you? Rust is quite speedy indeed (all thanks to the big brain of the compiler). Tired of not getting off the normal way? Match statements, loops, and the compiler for Rust give the best orgasms 10/10 (completely legit). Not to mention the superiority you get to feel when you show off your superior Rust code to your inferior “friends” still using some other language. Want to get rid of malware? Rust is safe, therefore malware is noware (also completely legit). You quite honestly will forget about any other language (including English because it’s slow and unsafe). You even get to add the Rust Book and its brothers to your Bible collection alongside the Arch and Gentoo Wikis. All hail Rust. TempleOS pales in religious comparison to the faith of Rustaceans. Graydon Hoare is Jesus

Καλησπέρα. Καταρχάς να σου πώ οτι ούτε ψάχνομαι. Ούτε μου λείπει κάτι, δόξα τω Θεώ μια χαρά παιδί είμαι. Ανθρώπινα και μόνο σου έστειλα

Guys I have now realized that I love Jews. Jews are amazing like seriously you could ask what Jews are doing to warrant such praise but really what aren’t they doing? Exactly! Thanks, Jews!

I now love Jews!

I used to be a National Socialist and despised Jews. I mean it's horrible that people are born under a foreign-occupied state controlled by people who hate them and others to rich Jewish ones that could get you any position of power anywhere just because you are Jewish. I wanted to kill the Jews, storm their palaces, and begin the global revolution against Jewry, but then I had an experience that changed everything.

I went to a festival that had a small amusement park and decided to buy a Fast Pass because I had saved up some money. When I got to the first roller coaster I could just walk past the normal line, prompting a lot of people to angrily stare at me like I was Jewish or something. I had never felt like that before. This couldn't be possible! Jewry was wrong and had to be destroyed! But I couldn't resist feeling so satisfied and superior to everyone else. I had never felt so good before, it was as if walking past everyone and crushing the souls of everyone from children to senior citizens made me happy. It was like I was in control, and had power. After that experience, every time I walked past people straight to the ride entrance I made sure to look them straight in the eyes as I passed them, giving them my must smug smile and also dancing my way to the ride entrance.

It was fantastic to feel so rich and superior, not to have to spend hours waiting with all the goyim. I had never thought being Jewish could feel so good. Is this what it feels like to be rich? To be like Donald Trump?

I am now utterly convinced of the benefits of living under ZOG and have denounced National Socialism forever. I love the Jewish people! I promise that my children will have their penises sucked by such great people and I promise to be a good Goy from now on! #NeverAgain

So me and my girl decided to do some ass sex earlier today, she was all giddy and excited and so she was naked and got on all fours and wiggled her ass. I was super excited too so i went in there no condom and no lube, i went full force in there and she moaned like an elephant, im just pounding away and theres no poo on my dick. But then i look down and see a bunch of little worms on her anus and crawling on my penis, i pull out quickly and go to wash it off in the washroom but i notice one trying to get inside my peehole, i try to grab it but its too small and it goes inside. My girlfriend is frantic apologizing and we dunno wtf to do and im panicking hardcore. Then my girlfriend is like "u need to jizz right now to blow it out before it lays eggs inside of ur dick!" Thats quick thinking by my worm infested girlfriend. So i start to jerk it hard as fuk super fast, and within like 30 seconds im close to climax. Fuk my girlfriend though disgusting girl she should wash her anus better, I jump in the air and jizz right in her face as she squirms, i then see like a dozen worms fly out my peehole and land on her face. She starts screaming as they enter her nose and mouth. I only thought 1 went in but apparently a ton went in when i did her in the butt. wut a weird day man im never doing anal without a condom again.

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Fr hot woman of any race look good. Woman in general look good. The world around us is beautifull just look at the sky on a partially cloudy day that constantly change and the thousends of different smells and experiemces we feel everyday that despite us being small makes us feel lucky to exist.

Tldr so thats why horses should impregnate atreus in the next gow gamd

@everyone Please DO announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring thing, and I'm happy that some people have such developed social skills that a server full of mostly female strangers would need to know that. Everyone is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be great for new users to see that we have a thing with this.

If it occurs, you will be greeted, then additional occurrences will be awarded with moderator status. Thanks.

Hi my fine lady, i would like to know if I can crawl inside your uterus, and just stay there until i die, after i die my rotting corpse will decay and be a part of you, so when you get pregnant i will be reborn and we will finally be able to live a beautiful love story

At first, I thought the difference between a 5” cock and 7” cock wasn’t that much. 2 inches doesn’t seem like much, right? But then I did the math on it.

A 5” cock with 5” circumference is 10 cubic inches. A 7” cock with 6” circumference is 20 cubic inches. TWENTY! That bull literally has double the amount of cock that you have.

I know this isn’t revolutionary math but the next time there’s a big bull making your wife scream, it’s probably because she’s being filled with TWICE the amount of cock that she’s used to!

Do you know why they charged Trump with 34 different crimes? It’s because it’s just below the “charge inflation rule”, which limits the amount of charges a prosecutor can bring at less than 35.

This happened because prosecutors used to slap people with a charge for literally everything they could and it clogged up the court system as the prosecutor had to try to prove (and the defense tried to refute) every charge. It was a mess and before public defenders a lot of innocent people got convicted for making a mistake on some minor legal point.

For more information, google “rule 34 inflation”

You turn your phone off in horror as you glance in it, seeing John Pork ringing the phone. You hear a window smash in the living room, an oink, and your heart starts racing. You look for the nearest hiding spot. There it is, your closet! You quickly and quietly rush into your closet. You hear footsteps thump down the corridor as you realize, you forgot to lock your room door.. Suddenly everything goes quiet, to the point where you can hear a pin drop. RING, RING, RING. You forgot to silence your phone as you ran into the closet and were too worried. You turn off the phone and quickly silence it. But, it's too late. You hear the closet door squeak, and as you turn around, there he is. JOHN. PORK. You scream in terror as he quietly silences you and knocks you out. You wake up, but you don't know where you are.. You look around to explore the place. You quickly realize you are in a barn, and there's items scattered around. You fortunately find a pocket knife that you choose to keep incase something happens. You then take a rusted steel bar which has fallen from the pipes. You break the door open, and run free. You think it all is safe, but in front of you, there he is, John Pork. He runs at you with his chainsaw, and you try to run away, but he slowly catches up. You throw your steel bar at him in hopes of escaping, but nothing happens as he just blocks it with his arm. You scream in horror as you trip and fall into the ground, and John Pork stands above you. "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR CALLS! I WON'T IGNORE THEM AGAIN, PLEASE JUST LET ME GO!" you say, hoping he lets you live. "It's too late, I've called you so many times, and you never answered. That was your last chance." he says, with a tear in his eye. It worked. Your plan to distract him, it worked. You grab your pocket knife and gouge one of his eyes out, leaving him screaming. He falls onto the floor, and leaves his chainsaw as he covers his eye with both his hands. You grab the chainsaw he dropped, and viciously kill him. It's over, you finally escaped the curse of JOHN PORK.

SCP-347 is so fucking hot, holy shit, shes so bad, basically shes a dark skinned female with curly hair, HUGE ASS. PERFECT TITTIES, its fucking PERFECT. shes so fucking hot, i would fuck the shit out of her hot black pussy, i dont think i would **EVER** be able to stop. every time i go to bed i imagine her invisible hot ass right next to me, and then i start beating my dick so god damn hard my balls start aching the entire night and day, then i go to bed the next night, because shes so fucking sexy, i get horny as fuck whenever i hear the numbers "347" or the name "claudia" every time i hear those things my dick gets hard as fucking diamond, i get so horny i cant do it, recently i looked up scp-347 on rule34, and i was not disappointed, it was perfect. i busted so much god damn nuts that my balls feel like those throwing sand filled squares, it was so deflated and my nut was in my pants, all of it, i got so horny that even not touching it made my dick nut so fucking hard, then i get sad knowing that none of my nuts went inside her hot pussy. and if she was real and i had the chance to do it, i would stop at nothing to fuck the shit out of that perfect ass and make her mouth my cum garbage disposal

As soon as I sat down at the thanksgiving table, I knew Grandma Sherry hadn’t picked the Turkey with the biggest dick. The first thing I thought was “have a little more dick”. So I said this to her:

“You better get a girthy, hot as fuck Turkey!! Grandma, your husband Gerald has nothing on the cockiest Turkey of the land. The The King of England has been in the same place for the longest time as you know and it has always been in a different way than it used be and I don’t know 🤷🏼‍♂️ what you are talking to him on the other hand 🤚🏻 he was in a the same way with you in a relationship that you were a in the first time and I wdon’t wihave eyeyeurueuey you are not a friend and you have a relationship with him you have been in the past you are not friends and I have never met him but I am very much a person that you have never been with.”

I then realized I was talking out of my asshole and writing some stupid ass annoying shit on some dumb fucking subreddit with a complete disregard for English.

Have a little more dick.

I will buy a baby cactus, raise it to a full grown cactus, shove it up my ass, then realize I just groomed a cactus.

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

I’m straight but when I go on Reddit and see pictures and videos of guy stroking there cocks I get hard as a rock and just want drop to my knees in front of them. Also I have a dildo and it feels amazing when I fuck my self with it.

(Found on r/confessions)

I sexually Identify as a wave function that describes the quantum state of the system. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of combining the wave and particle theories of matter, and obtaining a complex-valued probability amplitude. People say to me that a person being both a particle and a wave is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a physicist install additional electrons, high energy photons, and relativistic mechanics on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “ShroDONGER” and respect my right to randomly decay and tunnel through objects. If you can’t accept me you’re a classical physicist and need to check your quantum privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Imagine role playing as a fascist like OP(check post history). You can always tell who has zero real world experience and zero understanding of suffering, because if they did they wouldn’t think fascism is something to be proud of. Every fascist regime has failed, why do you aspire to end up dead and your country broken? Do you really think you’d be in favor in a fascist system? Every fascist sympathizer thinks they’re on to greater things and will bring glory to their nation, but they all end up the same. Dead with a bullet in their head lying with the worms. You aren’t superior to anyone, you are weak and a coward and just another loser ass kid who thinks they’d be of any use in a fascist regime. You have no ideas or goals to improve society, you only have hatred and reliance on ultranationalist bullshit. You are quite literally worthless and this is why you support fascism, because it makes you feel like a somebody. Your whole understanding of political ideology and philosophy is based on a fucking political compass test.

I have always considered myself straight, but there is one male in my entire life I have found to be sexually appealing. It is former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. I do not like his politics, but his physical traits are sensuous and awe-inspiring.

To explore these feelings, I took to writing a series of erotic fan fiction stories depicting me and the former Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. Throughout the series, I write very detailed erotic encounters. Interestingly, many depictions also have a theme of food, such as the story where I slather the former Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, with barbecue sauce, or the story depicting the delightful but searing pains of hot sauce, or the messy incident with the watermelon. Throughout the series, I even manage to convince him to switch sides and become a Democrat, and he runs for the Presidency in 2024 and we are married on the White House Lawn.

These erotic depictions were meant only for my private use, I did not publish them on the internet. My girlfriend however found the series on my laptop, and it has caused a huge conflict. She now believes I am gay, even though I explained to her I have never been attracted to any other male in my life. She asked me if given the opportunity, would I have sex with the former Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie? I said I would not do it if we were in a relationship as I do not believe in cheating, but I would do it only if we established a situation like where we each get one pass to sleep with one celebrity crush one time. Like if she banged Sawyer from Lost, that is okay with me, if I got to bang the former Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. That went over poorly.

To my great annoyance, my girlfriend shared my series on Facebook, and now my friends and family all believe I am gay. Now look, I have zero problems with gay folk at all, it's 2020 for crying out loud, but I am NOT gay. At least, if I am only attracted to one single male ever, I must be at least 99% straight. Even 99.5. It's just that damned former Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. That sensual jiggly son of a bitch.

Now all of my friends are telling me to "come out" and "be myself" and I am like, "I am NOT GAY", and get this some of them are even calling me homophobic!?!?!? WHAT? Yeah I'm so homophobic I wrote a 23 part series about be banging a guy, fuck off. So I got pretty angry after like the 10th insistence to my friends and family that I'm not gay, and I may have used some profanity.

A lot of people are mad at me and basically everyone thinks I am gay even though I am 99.5% straight. Should I have never written these stories? I needed to express myself and explore my feelings. But it has clearly backfired. Oh my god. What can I do to repair my relationship with girlfriend, not to mention friends/family?

TL;DR - I wrote fan fiction about me having sex with former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and my girlfriend now thinks I am gay.

You're going to say "asked" hahaha, how original. Despite what you may believe, you aren't the most important person in the universe, you aren't the main character, I am free to punctuate the silence with my thoughts and if it really bothers you that much, you are free to not look at it. I do not need your permission to speak, it is my liberty as a human being to do so. The gift of perceiving the universe as the universe is not lost on me, and I will cherish it

I will ask you a question, who asked you?

my entire life is full of roblox accounts i cant sleep without feeling the satisfaction of pging a roblox account and logging i've done this too many times that my entire family already knows about it and even my friend in my school but they keep saying that i am actually wasting my investment time and that i should spend my time more wisely in something better but i just ignore them since i know that they dont like roblox and that they're just haters so my average day is like 16 hours of roblox pging then the rest is doing "normal" activities which i would call not normal since i dont think it is that normal to take care of yourself since thats just something you want others to see while roblox pging can give me money and also its very cool to play with old roblox accounts made in 2008 or 2007 or 2006 with exclusive items that no one really cares about when playing in-game but they make me look better than anyone else even although no one can see my join date while playing the game so thats why most of the time im on flex your account age or name snipes since those games show the last online of your roblox account which is better for me to flex the join date of those accounts that i obtained thanks to pging. pging is my life and i will never quit it every day im afraid of waking up and seeing that i can no longer pg accounts cause of there being any update that patches pging or even getting ip banned or hwid banned those are the things i fear the most in my life even more than my own death but since i spend more time on roblox (pging specifically) it becomes an everyday task just like how eating, drinking or even breathing would be, its just something that ends up in some kind of automatic system in my own body and its just every time i see a device that has browsers it tempts me to go to roblox.com/login and start trying roblox accounts to see if i can pg one in there. i've done that before on all the devices i ever managed to touch, including my school pc, all my family member's phones and tv's and even on alexa and on my uncle's samsung smart fridge. i also hope everyday that tix come back so when i log onto those old accounts i can actually get to keep with the tix instead of the accounts almost always having no robux for me to claim. i consider pging a full time job in my life which i do while being underage but its still very cool and doesn't require much tasks, just having fun and trying to guess passwords from this videogame in particular. i always ask my friends if they will ever try to pg roblox accounts although they told me over 100 times that they dont play roblox and that they find me very weird and that i dont socialize with them but once again they're just haters that dont care about anything. i also let my family members know every time that i pg an account, for this one, i have a setup where i just yell "I JUST PGED A ROBLOX ACCOUNT YES" every time i get on one, even if its a tixbot, even if its a security notification or sometimes even if the password didnt work since sometimes i also feel like i actually logged in but i didnt because my eyes start hurting after staring to a white screen in my pc (the roblox.com/login page) for 16 hours. my mom already thinks that i wont have a job in real life cause on how bad my grades are but i just dont care at all since i know that roblox pging is and will be my future job for the rest of my years and that i will make a life, have a wife, kids, a car, a house, etc out of it cause on how much money i made off it (40 dollars). this is just the beggining but i will eventually start obtaining more and more money. i once forced my pet bunny to pg a roblox account with his paws but it pooped in my keyboard so i had to use his skin as a mousepad so its easier for me to move my mouse when pging. i feel like i am the best pger in the entire community of roblox, and not even just roblox, probably everything since i am really onto pging and i identify myself as a pgsexual.