Someone draw finger but he's like a goomba, right, like a goomba from mario, right? And like, he has like, his feet out, his dogs, y'know? Like his grippers, his little tootsies, all while lookin like a goomba. So you've got this little finger goomba with his toes wigglin as he walks, and you can imagine walking barefoot would make your soles pretty dirty, right? So he's this little goomba walkin around with dirty bare wiggly little toes. That would be pretty cool, I think.

Chris Griffen (9.7inches) It's stated that chris has a monster penis and peter is ashamed of it.
Stewie Griffin (2.1 inches) He's a baby so it's small but it's larger than peters
Peter Griffin (1.7 inches) It's constantly stated that peter has a small pecker and it even did a penis measuring contest with Stewie which he lost.
Brian Griffin: The average penis size of a labrador Retriever seems to be from 6.5-8 inches long which brian is based on. however his ex girlfriend seemed to think he had a tiny penis when confronted in an intervention of all his ex's orchestrated by stewie. so probably around 3-4 inches
Lois Griffin: (0.0 inches) (Obvious since she's female
Meg Griffin (0.0 inches)

With the sincerest contrition, I offer my unreserved apologies for any offense or inconvenience that my actions or words may have caused, It is with the utmost veracity that I assert that the English language, in its intricacies and nuances, has not been the initial tongue of my upbringing. Rather, I have been reared in an environment where a different language was the primary means of communication, thereby necessitating a conscious effort on my part to acquire and master the English language.

I did get shit on. Lemme tell you how. Your mom told me that if I came over and fulfilled any fantasy that she wanted, she would bless me with $13,000 dollars cash. She told me to put on a blindfold and lay down in the tub, turn on the water, any temperature I wanted. I said "alright" did it, next thing you know I'm just gettin' shitted on, im just feelin' hot globs of dukie all over me I'm like "mMFMFNMFGFMN". And I'm just after the shit's done on me I just feel wads of cash bein' thrown on me so I just showered and left, bitch ass n\*\*\*a. So yeah, I did get shitted on. Get that ass banned you'll never speak in my shit again.

Why do I enjoy punching homeless people?

it's not for the reason you'd expect.

I don't get off on the violence.

I get off on the feeling of control.

You see, when I was a small child, I never felt like I was in control, so now that I'm a big strong man I like to use my

Size

In order to feel like I'm more in control.

Thats why I punch homeless people.

It's not the punching, it's the fact that I'm the puncher.

That's what really makes me explode. -Lightning mcqueen

As I sink my teeth into a juicy piece of meat, I am transported to a realm of ecstasy. The sensation is akin to soaring on the wings of a phoenix, my taste buds exploding like fireworks in my mouth. The flavor is like a symphony, each note perfectly complementing the other to create a masterpiece of taste. The blood, like a crimson river, flows down my chin, a badge of honor for the primal act that I have committed.

I am a hunter, and the animal is my prey. I relish in the thrill of the hunt, the adrenaline coursing through my veins as I take down my victim. Its cries are like music to my ears, a symphony of pain that ends with my triumph. The animal's life is but a small price to pay for the glory of the hunt, for the satisfaction of my primal desires.

As I consume the flesh of the animal, I am like a king feasting on the spoils of war. The meat is my prize, my reward for conquering the animal. Its life force is now mine, a gift that I will cherish forever. I am a conqueror, a predator, a force to be reckoned with.

This is why I eat meat. It is not just for sustenance, but for the sheer pleasure of it. The power that it gives me, the control over life and death, is intoxicating. I am the master of my domain, the king of my world. And the animal, it is but a pawn in my game of life.

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hey there, buddy, chum, pal, friend, buddy, pal, chum, bud, friend, fella, bruther, amigo, pal, buddy, friend, chummy, chum chum, pal i don't mean to be rude, my friend, pal, home slice, bread slice, dawg. but i gotta warn ya, if you take one more diddly darn step right there, i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck. and wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend, buddy, chum, friend, chum, pally pal, chum, friend, if you keep this up, then well gosh diddly darn, i might have to get not so friendly with u, my friendly friend friend, pal, friend, buddy, chum, pally, friend, chum, buddy.

The subject of our fable, Rymac, is a (portly) figure of both intrigue and obesity, and you will soon come to find that we have a very good reason for riding the hate (gravy) train.

In 2020, we were made aware of the existence of Rymac, he was a rather likeable guy at first, but it soon took a fat, obnoxious turn for the worst.

In September of that year, he forced my good friend and the creator of this subreddit, to embark on a journey to his house and forced him to play lightsabers with him, where he then coerced my friend into taking a picture of Rymac doing a supposedly “cool” pose, in which he looks like an attendee of a 4chan user meetup (you can see this picture in my profile picture)

In May of the next year, Rymac was involved in an altercation which led to him taking a large stick to the eye, resulting in supposed “eyelid damage”, which he still attempts to tarnish my acquaintance’s name with, to no avail.

In 2022, he became actively mocking of people looking to improve their health and also joined the emo subculture (from which he then proceeded to look down on those who wore “normie” or “chavvy” clothing)

Skip forward to this year, and he is nothing but a physically violent, lazy, self-centred blob of a human who responds to minor inconveniences (such as the words “custard” or “gravy”) by attempting to assault me or whoever is within his (very large) vicinity.

I hate the fat dickhead and hope he burns in the depths of hell (presumably for him it’d be a gym)

Man I really want to fuck 2B ass and tits
Bro just look at these robot curves, that yummy bubble butt and that marvelous ass, imagine how good it would feel to stick your meat dick into her metal robotic asshole. Man I really wished I could touch her robot tits, would it feel meat or tough as metal? Idk it doesn’t even matter anymore all I want is to stuff and creampie her tight metallic asshole with my dick as much as possible, until my body is nothing more than a pool of sperm inside her delicious ass and flowing all over her sexy as fuck goddess body. I would transfer my vital energy through fucking to her so she could become a human and have emotions so she would also fuck me back and love it

It all started when I was a young guy, age 10 and I was playing Minecraft (very new and popular at the time) I accidentally pressed a button and viewed Steve from a 3rd person camera angle. It was during that moment that I noticed my weewee got bigger than usual, confused but happy, I continued my playthrough, intentionally beating the ender dragon in third person mode. I started Journaling to myself how badly I want Steve's blocky cock, and soon I learned of a site called "rule34", curiosity struck me, and the next thing I know, I got to see Steve pegging the guy from DOOM. I became addicted and mother was certainly worried, she took me to a therapist (I'm about 12 years old now) and the therapist asked me "what's wrong?" And I couldn't help but burst out the answer "I really REALLY want some ender man cock." The therapist diagnosed me with bipolar disorder after various questions and recommended to treat this that I take some medications. However the moment I glanced at the pills, I couldn't help but think of Dr. Mario and his large throbbing cock. To this day I still journal on my fantasies such as a 4 way with Sonic the hedgehog, Link and Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil.

Hey everyone, I went on a little binge. I basically hit every 7/11 within a 50 mile radius for some urinal cakes. Everytime I would spend atleast an hour in the bathroom. Only to be stopped by the stupid liberal employees/ police who would forcefully pry the door open. Everytime in the middle of getting an epic high off of shoving my face in the urinal. I kept doing this to about 100 stores for a full week straight without eating or sleeping. Until the police put out a warrant for my arrest unbeknownst to me. My last hit was the best one yet. Right before I reached the steps of nirvana a police officer barged in and started yelling at me. I picked up the urinal cake and started hissing at him hunched over. When I knew he would force me to leave I started just eating it assuming I could shit it out later and get a few good huffs off of it. I made a run for the door but he tased me and called an ambulance which ended up giving me a stomach pump. I woke up in the hospital 50 miles away from my home(under an overpass). Feeling like shit knowing the stupid tyrannical government forced the cake out of my body. Lucky for me the hospital has a shit ton of urinal cakes. So what I assumed was a curse ended up being the epitome of my personal heaven. TLDR 7/11s are chump change, the hospitals are a gold mine

This is similar to my senior project in college. We would pay homeless men for sexual acts and then use the sample to invitro a surrogate to create a human. It would be placed in foster care in a third world country until the age of 14 when we would leave it near where we found the original donor to study whether they would find each other and bond. The project failed when a lab partner injected meth with the first donor and moved into his tent underneath an overpass. It wasn’t the method we were looking for but it proved the homeless population are capable of bonding. We received a D- due to rampant spelling errors in the final paper. None of us graduated that semester.

@everyone
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of the mods. Thanks.

Step 1: Get a Wii. This troll is a very safe process but just in case you don't want your childhood Wii to be trollified, you can buy one for super cheap on Amazon or DKoldies (Lie). Make sure you update it to the latest version if it's not.

Step 2: Get a MicroSD card that is less than 32GB. You'll also need to format it to Fat32 because the SUSSY BAKAS at Nintendo don't like other formats.

Step 2: Go to settings and find your Wii's Mac Address under the internet option. Make sure to copy it down exactly because YOU'LL get trolled if you don't get it right.

Step 3: Go to Hackmii.com and put your address in. Make sure you click Bundle Hackmii installer.

Step 4: Download the Zip File and put it on the root of the SD card (The root is the part of the SD card where you see all the folders but you aren't in one). Put it in the Wii.

Step 5: Go to the messageboard and click on the red folder.

Step 6: Click past the loading screen and click download Homebrew Channel.

Step 7: Congrats! You just trolled off Nintendo!

I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Twitter, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Hark! What manner of anime taste doesst thou possess? Aye, verily, I shudder at the very thought of thy unrefined and unenlightened anime palate. Forsooth, I assure thee, it doth not hold a candle to mine own.

Methinks thy anime preferences are akin to a most foul and malodorous abomination that one might find in a pigsty. Nay, they are not fit to be held in the same esteem as mine. My tastes are the finest in all the land, enriched with the wisdom of the ancient otaku and the refined culture of Nippon.

Whilst thou mayest enjoy the crude and common anime that is fit only for plebeians, I have transcended such base entertainment and feast upon the most sublime and complex of anime that doth exist. I revel in the intricate plots and sophisticated themes that thy simple mind cannot comprehend.

Verily, thou art but a fledgling in the world of anime. Thou hast much to learn, and it is my solemn duty to guide thee towards the path of enlightenment. Only then mayest thou begin to appreciate the true beauty and artistry of anime that is reserved for those of refined tastes such as myself.

So I beseech thee, lay down thy crude anime and embrace the sophisticated anime that I have to offer. Only then mayest thou truly be considered an otaku of the highest order.

So, a few days ago I met a girl, she was cute and good looking, she came up to me held my hand and kissed me on the lips, this was too much of a stimulation for a teenage guy.

And I coincidentally happed to be on a No Fap challenge from last 2 months, so I was way too pent up down there.

As she kissed me she started twirling her tongue inside my mouth and I started getting wet down there, I got so Wet, she thought I pissed myself, she said," don't worry, it's kinky" that made me explode, I mean literally explode.

Suddenly the girls while body was covered with a weird white and sticky substance, to my surprise it was CUM, yes, I came on the girl, it was so much her while body got covered.

But I couldn't stop, I was leaking CUM at the rate of 55 km/s it was too much, suddenly the whole room was filled with cum, the Girl sadly drowned in CUM and I barely escaped, the whole hallway was bring pumped full of CUM and all the people started panicked 100s of drowned people started popping out the CUM that filled the room, I realised I WAS A CUM MURDERER

Soon the CID came and handcuffed me, but I still kept Cumming ever Faster, they locked me up In a cell that kept drawing my CUM into the Indian Ocean, soon almost the all the water around India turned white and sticky

And I was known as the CUM DROWNER.

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I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. hail cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. hail cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. The spinning cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. hail cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. hail cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. The spinning cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. hail cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. hail cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. The spinning cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of cum, like I mean semen, like I mean real human semen I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.