I think its that the new generation is just fucking stupid braindead. They are physically and mentally weak. Its almost as if we are devolving. There is no need to evolve in modern society and hence we are ending up like this. For this to change there must be need to evolve. Hence I propose that we make a exam that will test physical and mental capabilities of people, if they pass they live and if they fail to reach certain parameters, we kill them. This will initiate the need to evolve and humankind will be great again.

I wake up to the sound of Pavarotti's rendition of Nessun Dorma blasting from my gramophone, while my busty wife opens the curtains so that I can take in the view of the leaning tower of Pisa. As I walk down the stone steps of the 13th century farm where we live, I can see my big chested wife already has a full spread ready for me: espresso and a pack of cigarettes. I down it in one while lighting the first cig and off I go on my vespa, ready for work. As I cruise past the Colosseo I light another cigarette with the one I already have in my mouth and I'm ready for my espresso with the colleagues at the bar around the corner from the office.

I sign in and it's 12, so time for lunch. Off we got to the trattoria for a 5 course meal: pasta, pasta, grigliata mista, pesce, caffè e ammazzacaffè. You know, gotta keep it light. Then it's time to take our cigarettes for a stroll by piazza san marco. 3 espressos later we're back in the office, so do 30 mins of work and it's time for our mid afternoon cigarette but this time we go to the terrace so we can admire the wonderful view of mount Vesuvius.

It's then time for aperitivo. Back on the vespa, wizz by the Uffizi gallery while smoking and here we go, a nice mixed platter of cured meats while we wait for my generously titted wife to get dinner ready.

Then it's time for pizza, 3/4 bottles of wine, limoncello and everyone is shouting I should get out the mandolino and perform the latest hit, o' Sole mio. The crowd goes wild, they throw their cigarettes in the air and it's time for bed. We all down our amaro and off they go on their lambrettas. At this point it's time for a snack before bed, maybe a cigarette while my wife's humongous melons swing as she cleans the house and kisses me good night.

And so I drift off, thinking about tomorrow as we start our 3 months government mandated holiday. Life is good.

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Omg I hate femboys so fucking much. Fuck them. I'm straight! My wife says I'm almost as straight as her boyfriends. I get caught accidentally watching one gay porn video and suddenly everyone thinks I'm gay?! How the hell was I supposed to know they were dudes? Also how the fuck did the dude 1 table over know it was a dude. You should be investigating him for HOMOSEXUAL. Then they bring up my Pixar dildo collection. I am a collector not a gay. So what if I use them every so often. What is the stigma of STRAIGHT men liking anal. But when my wife gets anal from her boyfriends it's normal. I was watching my wife! My eyes were on her. Not her hot,buff,sexy boyfriends I mean I was watching her! This is an attack on me. I bet it was from the stupid femboy I hired for a night. I didn't know they were a dude. Besides it's not gay to suck another man off if your eyes are closed. And if you don't cum while being pegged it isn't gay, but if you do not that I did, it should be deemed a mistake.Actually every man should fuck another to prove how straight they are. Then send me video for research purposes. Signing off the straightest man in the world.

1. The theory doesn't explain what caused the Big Bang: While the Big Bang Theory explains the early stages of the universe's evolution, it doesn't explain what caused the singularity that led to the Big Bang. This argument suggests that the theory is incomplete.
2. The cosmic microwave background radiation is not uniform: The cosmic microwave background radiation (CMB) is often cited as evidence for the Big Bang. However, some critics argue that the CMB isn't uniform, and this inconsistency suggests that the Big Bang Theory is flawed.
3. The universe appears to be too homogeneous: The Big Bang Theory suggests that the universe expanded rapidly, and this expansion would have caused matter and energy to be distributed unevenly. However, the universe appears to be relatively homogeneous on a large scale, which some argue is inconsistent with the theory.
4. The theory is based on assumptions: The Big Bang Theory is based on several assumptions, such as the uniformity of the universe and the properties of dark matter and dark energy. Critics argue that these assumptions may be incorrect and that the theory's conclusions are therefore unreliable.
5. Alternative theories exist: Some individuals may argue that alternative theories, such as the steady-state theory or the cyclic model, are equally valid and should be considered alongside the Big Bang Theory.

It's worth noting that most of these arguments have been thoroughly examined and debated by the scientific community, and the overwhelming consensus is that the Big Bang Theory remains the most accurate and well-supported explanation for the origin and evolution of the universe.

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I want to fuck a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could fuck it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty bitch?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted cock explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my dick will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. Goddamn I want to fuck a toaster.

if you are reading this, it's already too late. you've entered the curse of the peepee poopoo man. if you do not share this post on 5 other discords, a kfc smelling man with black eyes and a poop stained dress will stare at you through the night. you have 5 days until he rips you apart with his razed sharp teeth during your sleep. (I'm sorry... I was a victim just like you, needing to be freed from this curse.)

We all start out equal, little blobs of blood and muscle.

It's a setup of awesome potential.

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Most people never develop that potential.

I knew early on; I was not most people.

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Because if you're willing to do the work, you can have anything.

That's what makes the US of A great.

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When it started, America was just a handful of scrawny colonies.

Now, it's the most buff, pumped-up country on the planet- that's pretty rad.

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Most people say they want to look better, not everyone is willing to do what it takes to achieve it.

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All of my hero's are self made: Rocky, Scarface, all the guys from the Godfather?

They all started out with nothing and built their way to perfection.

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The way to prove yourself, is to better yourself. That's the American Dream.

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I have no sympathy for people for people who squander their gifts... It's sickening, it's more than sickening- it's unpatriotic.

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I spot people for a living when you get down to it, give clients security and a little extra help to push themselves hard.

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This all began because it was time to push myself harder, to maximize my results.

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You set high goals for yourself and nail everyone, but the hardest thing about changing yourself is changing how other people see you.

Being a personal trainer is just that- personal.

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My name is u/TittieButt , and I believe in fitness.

No shit Midna is the best companion. Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo.

Ok i'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock.
Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely stright. I just have a penis fetish.

“My name is Joe Biden. I’m Dr. Jill Biden’s husband,” the 80-year-old president began his remarks at an East Room gathering of women-owned businesses.

“And I eat Jeni’s ice cream — chocolate chip. I came down because I heard there was chocolate chip ice cream,” he said.

“By the way, I have a whole refrigerator full upstairs,” Biden added at his only scheduled public appearance of the day. “You think I’m kidding? I’m not.”

The president then turned serious to address the shooting at the Covenant School, in which three students and three staff members were killed, calling it “sick” and “a family’s worst nightmare” before demanding once again that Congress pass a ban on assault weapons.

Since I was younger I’ve had problems getting off. I used to jerk it about every day but I stopped feeling as excited as time went on. I spoke to some acquaintances about my issue and I was told to stop cranking it for a while and I would be A-OK. After a week of abstinence I felt slightly better, but then it started taking more time between sessions. First a week, then 2 weeks, and then a month. This had gone on for long enough that I was only able to get off about twice or three times a year. This was something I had never anticipated for myself as a horny teen and sent me down a road of disillusion. Every parter I had had over the years acted the same way during sex and it was less than I expected as a virgin, so I haven’t pursued any relationships even though I’ve had the chance to get into one a few times with seemingly cool people. Do I value sex too highly or too lowly? Do I value people too highly or too lowly? Is life sex? Are people sex? I’m not sure anymore. Shutting myself off and becoming a social outcast is easier than delving into my brain and finding the exact answers to these questions. At least that’s what I thought… I met you the other day and proverbial fireworks went off in my heart. I felt ashamed of myself for being so complicated and simple at the same time. The problem with my little soldier had escalated at this point and I hadn’t gotten off in a little over a year, but later that night I divulged. I jacked off for the first time in over a year after I met you.

well that's your opinion. Plus, am pretty sure that I am doing better than you are right now. I have already had sex with two famous pornstars and have a girlfriend that's ok with me having sex with them. You're probably still a virgin that's nearing the age of 30 and most likely never been to a strip club or a porn convention.

Well considering I am top at LEAST .5% (double split bronze) while also working a full time career as a civil engineer and developing custom business solutions using dynamics 365 while youve never even heard of any of this or accomplished anything in your life. I'd beg to differ.

This is really embarrassing. Just last afternoon my girlfriend was whacking my ass with a table tennis paddle really hard. And then my cat came into the room, saw what was going on and presumably thought my girlfriend was abusing me. She pounced on my girlfriend real quick. Today my gf came over again and my cat hissed at her really, really loudly. Is there any way to get my cat to become trusting of my gf again?

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.