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WWE IS STILL REAL TO ME
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YOU FUCKING IGNORENT PIECE OF SHIT, WWE ISN'T FAKE, IT'S ENTIERTAIMENT. IT STILL HAS A HUGE TOLL ON THERE BODIES. STOP TELLING ME WWE IS FAKE I FUCKING KNOW IT, BUT IT'S NOT FAKE IT'S PREDEMIRME. THERE IS NO FUCKING NEED TO CARRY ON WITH THE "FAKE" BULL SHIT, I HEARD IT ALL. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FAKE BREAKING BAD WALTER WHITE AND JESSE AREN'T REAL. YOU DONT SEE ME SAYING THAT SO DONT SAY IT TO ME YOU USED DILDIO
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holy fucking shit is that a jojo reference
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‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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I have a tomboy girlfriend
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She's so cute, she likes masculine clothes, she's very extroverted and has an amazing low pitch voice that can perfectly recreate an anime boy, she likes to say >:( and she gets all angry easily and she looks so cute when angry, i really love her, she's just amazing, wish she could peg me forever.
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Glorious KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅
🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡
NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎
💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪
🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣
🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿

🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿
🇹🇲Except of course for
Turkmenistan's🇹🇲

✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨

✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️

Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿

XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦

🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺

Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎

2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥
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I fucking hate the Monopoly Man
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Listen up, you degenerate fucks. You know who I can't fucking stand? That goddamn Monopoly man, or as his pretentious ass prefers, "Rich Uncle Pennybags". I fucking hate this smug, monocle-wearing piece of shit. He's the human embodiment of greed, and his smug-ass face makes me want to punch my fucking screen.

You see, this arrogant bastard has been the face of Monopoly for far too fucking long. He's on every damn box, grinning like he knows something we don't. You know what, you smarmy fuck? It's high time you learn a goddamn lesson. I hope you get a taste of real-life struggle and get addicted to meth, you son of a bitch.

Yeah, I said it. I want to see this fat-cat motherfucker lose it all. I want to see him trade in his top hat and cane for a dirty beanie and a crack pipe. I want to see him sell his Park Place penthouse just to score another hit. I want his life to spiral out of fucking control, so he realizes that his money isn't worth shit.

Every time I pass "Go" and collect my measly $200, I dream of the day I can shove that Monopoly money down his smug fucking throat. I want to watch his life crumble as he sinks into the depths of addiction. Maybe then, he'll know what it's like for the rest of us poor bastards.

And don't get me started on his goddamn friends – that stupid fucking shoe, the thimble, and the goddamn race car. Fuck them all. But no one gets my blood boiling like that monocle-wearing cocksucker. So here's to you, Rich Uncle Pennybags. May your downfall be swift and your meth addiction relentless.
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I'm a goofy goober speech
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I guess you're right, Plankton... I am just a kid.
And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds.
And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are, And no amount of magic... or managerial promotion... or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.

But that's okay!

Because I did what everyone said a kid COULDN'T do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown BACK!

So, yeah, I'm a kid!
And I'm also a goofball! And a wing nut! And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!

But most of all, I'm...

I'm... I'M...

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my musket, you little redcoat
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my musket, you little redcoat? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Continental Army, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the British, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in musket warfare and I'm the top marksman in the entire US colonies. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this continent, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with disrespecting my musket over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of patriots across the colonies and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, traitor. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shoot you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my musket. Not only am I extensively trained in musket combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Continental Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the colonies, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo, just as the founding fathers intended.
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Just having one of those days where I could really use a Mommy
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I’ve really enjoyed my times with a special someone to call Mommy but now isn’t one of them. While going through some overall life changes that are challenging today was especially frustrating because someone just totalled my parked car on top of everything so now that’s a thing I gotta deal with. I’m a big boy and can handle myself so I know I’ll be alright but on a comfort level it’s so nice to have someone to be vulnerable with and comfort you when the going gets tough or even after a regular day. Be happy for what and who you have with you because life’s challenges are always easier with a mommy! Sorry for the rant, just needed to vent my feeling somewhere.
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Sucking yourself off
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You're in the bathroom showering, but your really horny. You look down at your goddamn cock and say,"Holy shit you are so hot! I'm gonna suck it right fucking now," and so you try to suck your dick. You bend forward, you remember when Felix, your waifu, telling you to never give up. So you keep going even though your back hurts like hell. After 5 minutes you finally did it, you got the tip of your small ass penis into your mouth. "Guess its time to start sucking", then you start sucking your dick now. You start licking and getting all up and down your cock. The sensation you never felt before except that one time when your uncle gucked on your ballsack and then holy shit! You just busted a big fat load into your mouth. What the fuck does your cum taste like? That probably doesn't matter because your spine fucking snaps in half with all this bending. You're bleeding to death, and your back hurts so much. Desperate for help, you reach for your phone and dial 912. You fucking idiot.
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Anybody else sexually obsessed with tack shooters?
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The short range, ultra, extremely powerful tack shooter always gets me going. I always put them down, even when I don’t need them. Watching them pop and vanquish crowds of balloons makes me salivate and puts me in a trance I feel like I can’t get out of. I’ve sat there for hours just planting them and upgrading them, watching them sensually shoot tack and fire till I finish. I always save the ‘Balanced’ course for the most special and loneliest of nights 😉. Anybody else feel this way or is it just me?
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Actually being gay is more hetero than being hetero.
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Actually being gay is more hetero than being hetero. Let me explain why. If you like women and let’s say you kiss them, you kiss place that most likely held another man’s dick so by kissing it you’re indirectly kissing that dick. But if you are gay and you kiss a man or even fuck him it’s less gay because it cancels out. You know, like in math minus and minus make plus so gay gay make hetero but minus and plus make minus so you being gay for kissing a dick and your girl being hetero for kissing a man is like minus and plus so still minus so gay. So guys, if you don’t want to be gay you need to find a man for yourself.
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I want to fuck Billie Eilish
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Dude I want Billie Eilish to fuck me up bruh, I want her to ride me edging me for like an hour straight while I look into her big blueish green eyes and watch her tell her she loves me. I want to have her kids dude, I want to spend the rest of my life with her and never leave her, I want to fuck her so hard and passionately that she forgets that she's a famous musician, I want her to love me like I love her, I want to produce her music with her, ever since she went solo she could use the help. I want to help her be even more famous than she already is. I want to get on top of her in bed and watch as her huge tits bounce up and down on her chest, I want her to titty fuck me so badly, I want to nut right on those big tits and just makeout with her for hours and hours. I want to live my life by her rules, I don't care if it's not what I want, it's what she wants
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Hey 🅱️arry….
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Hey 🅱️arry!! Do you remember the time when you had gone to get a glass of low-fat milk. And had come to find that your LEGO Star Wars Death Star (10188) (Discontinued by manufacturer) set was broken. Well… it was me 🅱️arry!! I was the one who destroyed your LEGO Star Wars Death Star (10188) (Discontinued by manufacturer)!!! And I’ll do it again!
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STOP PUTTING YAE MIKO IN THE NO COCK TIER IN THESE PENIS TIER LISTS!!!!!!
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STOP PUTTING YAE MIKO IN THE NO COCK TIER IN THESE PENIS TIER LISTS!!!!!! SHE IS A SHAPESHIFTING KITSUNE MEANING SHE CAN HAVE THE BIGGEST MOST JUICIEST COCK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE IMAGINE THIS OK: you go to grand narukami shrine to pray to the electro archon for a fun time, youve been bored out of your mind after the end of the civil warand you miss your time with the kok. all of a sudden... guuji of the grand narukami shrine, the strongest joukai in all of history, lady Yae Miko appears behind you, her succulent lips speak something to you. "I see you are looking for a fun time." she says with a smirk on her lips you ask yourself how she knew what you wanted, only for her to place her finger on your lips hushing your racing thoughts in an instant. she grabs your hand and takes you into a large room in the shrine where no one can watch or hear you. She takes off her underwear, a sudden smell fills the air a smell of sakura petals and precum. She doesnt have a vagina but a tiny little dick, all of a sudden it grows to rival the Sacred Sakura itself. "Dont be scared little one i have this special gel made specifically for occasions like these" you feel a tingling sensation as she rubs it on your anus fingering your tight virgin hole you let out a little moan. "All good" she says as she plunges this monster of a penis into you. All the pain you should feel from this... thing, is gone replaced with pure unrivaled pleasure. It isnt long before you and her both cum, she pulls out of your hole which remained unharmed thanks to the special gell. "Thank you for the good time little one" she says before summoning her 5 tails and falling into them like a bed of fluff. "you may join me here to rest if youd like" she says before falling asleep, you join her in the bed and sleep cuddling her.
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Stuck my penis in coca cola
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Stuck my penis in coca cola for 24 hours to clean it cause I saw it in a lifehack video and when I pulled it out my dick was just gone!! Where'd it go!!! Liberal coca cola stole my penis makin me a transgender woman my two least favorite things in this world are transgenders and women!!!! [@cocacola](https://truthsocial.com/@cocacola) I'm gonna get you for this!!! #cokestolemypenis
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Ultrakill Femboy
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Getting closer to P-ranking Wait of the World. Even if you achieve it, it has broken you, left you as a husk of a man. When your eyes are open in the day, and when they are closed in the night, his voice will ring in your head, “Keep ‘em coming”, and the voice lingers on. On and on. You scream into the void, begging for it to stop. You had felt it, your body was changing. Your clothes, were more feminine than before. You gained a preference to dress more like a girl. It has begun, and it will not stop, no matter what you do: your transition into an Ultrakill femboy.

Just as Hakita intended.

Just try and fight against it, it’s already too late. Three pairs of programmer socks in your Amazon shopping cart. You can’t cancel the order, it’s already dispatched. Take a look in the mirror, how strange. “You… you would look really good in a miniskirt, maybe showing your waist a little would look good.” these thoughts crossed your mind as you realize. It’s happening, no. It’s already happened.

You frantically run to your laptop, it is showing an OnlyFans page, yours. 5 USD a month, for “Femboy Fridays”. Dozens, hundreds of pictures of you in cute outfits posing to the camera. Look! There’s one where you are dressed up in a maid costume, and another where you had cat ears on. Seeing yourself with an appearance like that, it felt good, didn’t it? It felt so good you start purring.

A moment of clarity breaches your mind as you check your Amazon shopping cart once again. “Cat tail butt plug, Size XL, Black Cat Tail, Sexy Cat, for Sexy purposes only”. You turn to look into the mirror, and you see whiskers drawn on your face with mascara, your were morphing once again. “What the meow?” you mutter under your breath as you feel your rectum tingling, it felt… empty, like it needed something to enter it.

Understanding that you are forever changed, you once again look into the mirror, smiling. “My name is Nyar, aspiring Cat femboy, I looooove retro first person shooters and looking adorable. Hey, have you heard of this indie gem called Ultrakill?” You practice this line again and again, you have been indoctrinated. It’s time to spread the gospel.
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My Sister Ate My Dog
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I (7M,Straight) was talking to my dad (19F,Straight) and also my mom (19F,Straight) when my dead dog (13Dead,Gay) got brought up because my sister (19F,Dead) decided to eat lunch (12Noon,Gay) with her bf (“Gf”) but there was no food (Hungry) so they decided to eat the dog and my (8M,Gay) dick. I did not appreciate this so I decided it was time for dinner (6pm,Straight). For dinner I cooked up a salad (Lettuce, Avocado, Cheese, Chicken, Tomato, Straight) and served it to everyone. Little did they(them) know this salad also included a secret ingredient (Fentanyl,Straight). Am I the asshole? (AITA?)
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Kicking Fat People At Walmart
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I was down at Fish and Game looking to get a moose tag and I was thumbing through the synopsis.


Hello hello! What's this then? A new game season?


I took the book to the young lad working the counter and I asked him about this new tag.


"Oh you mean the morbidly obese tag!" the youg chipper lad chimmed in. "Dunleavy pushed that through in the last legisature without anyone noticing. When you have a talk show host like Rick Green in charge of the way the state manages game all bets are off. The plan was to encourage people to lose weight and open up some hospital beds. The fat people already took up too much hospital space and what with covid the entire hospital system in Alaska was flooded with fat people dying left and right, getting their fat feet cut off from diabetes.


"Yah so he started putting out game tags on them. One tag one kick. "


Having just got my PFD I plunked down 3,000 dollars and walked away with a handful of tags.


Speeding to Walmart I anticipated my hunt. Did I purchase ENOUGH tags?


Walking in the door I immediately saw my quary. At a full clip I ran towards an elderly black woman stuffing her face into a glossy colored piece of plastic for 9.99. According to regulations she was obviously big enough. Three chins, her gunt was clearly visible through her thin tan polyster pants, her saggy flabby black titties were all over the damn place. And damn . The bitches fat ass! It would take a midget an entire day to climb it.


WHUMP! My foot made a very satisfying sound as it collided with her fat ass. Her fat rolls continued to undulate as I stood back laughing hystericall. I pulled out one tag and pulling off the safety from the sticky backing slapped it onto the woman's forehead. As required by law I told her she had been dutifully hunted under Alaska statute. I also told her to lose some god damn weight. Its the fucking high fructose corn syrup She might look at a fucking label now that she lives in fear of getting kicked.


I did her a huge favor I'm sure.


OOOH! Another one! Saw a big ol fat granny waddling down an aisle. Her ass was so big she had to turn sideways to get around people. Damn lady! What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you not know or care you look like death warmed over?


WHUMP! Solid kick to the ass and I pulled off my tag and slapped it on her head before she knew what had hit her. Her big stupid vacuous look barely changed as i walked away. Little difference between her and a black angus cow standing out in a farmer's field.


OH HOLLY SHIT! What the hell is this traffic wreck? A young boy barely 12 years old and the stupid fucker weighed more than I do. Gave the fuckig stupid looking Samoan kid a SOLID kick in his ass. I mean I really put some effort into it. ....and slapped and served with my tag.


I still had a good handful of tags so I wandered on over to the deli. Always some fat stupid motherfucker standing over there waiting to eat something he should not be eating. And this time of day there would surely be a herd of them. OH LO AND BEHOLD! I came round the corner of the produce aisle to see that huge herd of fatties standing around wasting away the unprecious moments of their lives. This must have been how the buffalo hunters felt when they slaughtered the bison.


Running into the herd they scattered as I kicked their fat asses one by one. One little fat girl tried running away and tripped over her own fat twisted ankle ha ha ha. WHUMP! Take that fat little kid! Fat people ran for their lives and I was having the time of my life, whump! whump! whump!.....until I see fish and game walking in the front door..


Two of them and they looked all business.


They questioned me about being legal to hunt up here and if I knew the rules. I told them I was and I did and I showed them my permits.


The guy told me "Well there is a problem. You do have a permit but you can't hunt them on a reservation."
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