Marathis are actually time travellers and they can shape shift too

This powers were used to fuck dinosaurs , one day shape shifting device malfunctioned and marathis became too big and ended up messing the dinosaurs and made a story about astroids

he's so cute, he likes feminine clothes, he's very shy and has an amazing high pitch voice that can perfectly recreate an anime girl, he likes to say >w< and he gets all red easily and he looks so cute when embarrassed, i really love him, he's just amazing, wish i could just hug him forever.

By this point it's pretty much basic knowledge that in chess, every piece aside from the king is a girl. Basically pawns can turn into a queen which is a girl, at least in ancient times, so all pawns are girl. But pawns can turn into other pieces except the king, so those pieces are female as well, you get the idea.

The goal of chess is to "capture" the opponent's king with a girl piece and there is a reason it's called checkmating. And mating is a euphemism for having sex. So you win when you get your women to fuck the opponent's king, it's basically an NTR contest to see who cucks the hardest.

From this we got the lore, both kings have an NTR contest, they both gather girl pieces to attract the other side until the opponent can't resist. However, both are absolute cuckolds who can't be lured and it's too long so the white king decides to cheat. White orders his women to advance and try to fuck the opponent and Black follows soon, the game of chess starts here.

This is why chess is so hot.

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. *ahem,* Let me tell you something: I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct. And, as a result, any other opinions are wrong! guess what, you happen to hold a wrong one. I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA the NSA the Navy Seals, Secret Service, and your mom. You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, Humanity will punish you, supernatural beings will punish you, space will punish you. We decided, just to make sure, that we'll nuke your house from orbit so there's no chance you can run away. Everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

i swear to god if i see one more “repost for good thing ignore for bad thing” post on my homepage i’m going to nuke sweden, commit arson in 50 different places in the US and start WW3. i don’t fucking care if ignoring means im a pedophile who supports nazism. i’m tired of these damn posts they’re so dumb, and it’s mostly idiots who actually participate in them. like don’t you have anything better to do? if everyone could just ignore all of these posts, the repost hellhole would be over.

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he's so cute, he likes feminine clothes, he's very shy and has an amazing high pitch voice that can perfectly recreate an anime girl, he likes to say
>w< and he gets all red easily and he looks so cute when embarrassed, i really love him, he's just amazing, wish i could just hug him forever.

Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

***~~Vaporeon~~*** is undoubtedly one of the most popular and beloved Pokémon of all time, and for good reason. With its elegant design, powerful water-based abilities, and gentle disposition, ***~~Vaporeon~~*** stands out among the many creatures that populate the Pokémon world.

First and foremost, ***~~Vaporeon~~*** is an incredibly strong and versatile Pokémon in battle. Its water-based moves, such as Surf and Hydro Pump, are some of the most powerful in the game, allowing it to take down opponents with ease. Additionally, its Water Absorb ability means that it can recover health when hit with water-based attacks, giving it a distinct advantage in certain matchups.

But ***~~Vaporeon~~***'s strengths don't end there. Its high special defence and unique attack stats make it a formidable opponent, and its ability to learn a variety of moves, including Ice Beam and Cum Armor, only adds to its versatility. In short, ***~~Vaporeon~~*** is a powerhouse on the battlefield that few other Pokémon can match.

But what truly sets ***~~Vaporeon~~*** apart from the rest is its incredible adaptability. As an Eevee evolution, it can be obtained with relative ease, and its evolution using a Water Stone means that it can be added to a team at any point in the game. This makes it an ideal choice for trainers looking to round out their party or fill a specific role on their team.

And let's not forget about ***~~Vaporeon~~***'s unique design. With its sleek, aquatic body and charming facial expression, ***~~Vaporeon~~*** is a magnificent creature that has captured the hearts of fans worldwide. Its design perfectly captures the essence of a water-type Pokémon, with its blue and teal colouring evoking the feeling of being underwater.

But beyond its physical appearance, ***~~Vaporeon~~***'s gentle and loyal disposition is what truly makes it stand out. In the Pokémon anime, Vaporeon has been shown to be a dedicated and loving companion to its trainers, often going above and beyond to protect them and their teammates.

In conclusion, ***~~Vaporeon~~*** is undoubtedly the best Pokémon, with its powerful abilities, adaptability, and charming design making it a fan favourite for over two decades. Whether you're a longtime fan or just discovering the joys of the Pokémon world, ***~~Vaporeon~~*** is a must-have on any team.

Something similar happened to me. I found my wife texting someone on her phone named BigDickOwner. She kept asking for big dick pics. Turns out her recently deceased grandfather was named Richard and he was super fat (probably why he died)! Her grandma was really possessive so she named her BigDickOwner on her phone and she was just asking for photos of her dead grandfather. Unfortunately, all of the pics her grandma sent her were of her grandfather's penis. Very strange. But that's family for ya!

ever since i learnt about hitler in 4th grade history class, ive been obsessed, i find beauty in the way that he succeeded so well. This ofcourse gives me hatred that he failed and had to kill himself. even though its weird, im not scared of embracing it and i usually go outside in cities and pretend to be him. ive learnt german and now live in germany. i try my best to be just like him.

like DUDE
i NEED a reimu gf why isnt she real ;-; even if she was i can almost guarantee she would hate me

i just love reimu so much why cant she be real and love me too im going to be alone forever and i just cant do anything about it

These are nothing. I'm old (57). So back in the 70s there was no easy access to porn. So you'll probably cringe when you see where this is going..... trust me, I'm full of shame and guilt still as I write this 40 years later....

My dad had a safe in his bedroom. I shoulder surfed him one day and proudly rattled off what the combo was. He freaked out like I never saw him freak before. Held me down and made me swear I had never been in that safe before. Well, I hadn't so I didn't lie and told him I didn't.

Well, of course the 14 year old me was curious and it drove me nuts wondering what was in there. So months and months of torturing myself I finally got up the nerve and I opened the safe and looked. Tucked in behind all of his coin collections was a small photo album filled with polaroid photos of my Mom in the 50s, right after they got married, before she had me -- naked.

My God was she fucking hot. And me having never seen a naked chick before, my dick went into full on nuclear meltdown mode.

So I jacked it to her -- again, and again, and again. And I knew it was wrong. Very wrong. And whenever I saw my mother I felt this horrible guilt, let alone the horror of being aroused by your own mother.

Finally the neighbor next door was kind enough to throw away his collection of Playboys (or his wife did) and I found them, so I was able to stop going into that safe, thankfully. But to this day I still feel a horrible guilt and feel fucked up about it.

Edit: Holy shit. Gold. For being a sick disturbed fuck. Now my life is complete and I can die in peace. Thank you!

*I have tied a car battery to your balls*


*What does this mean?*

I have kidnapped you, tied you to a chair, pulled down your pants, and attatched two power cables attatched to a car battery to your balls. I then turned on the car battery and ran a solid stream of electricity through your testicles


*Why have you done this?*

Reasons for this may include but are not limited to:

1. You are a fucking cunt

2. I want to do it so fucking deal with it

3. Fuck you


*I do not feel I deserve a car battery attatched to my balls, is there any way of un-attatching a car battery to my balls?*

There is a way for me to un-attatch a car battery from your balls, however this will only happen under exceedingly rare circumstances. If you feel what I did was wrong, please DM me. However, your complaint will be in vain as I am 99 percent convinced you deserve it.


*Is there any way for preventing this in the future?*

I am afraid that there isn't because of how much of a dick you were. I will sporadically kidnap and free you as a way to psychologically and physically torture you until I am satisfied. Your balls are not safe and will no longer be safe. If you choose to castrate yourself in an effort to prevent this, I will forcefully feed you your own castrated balls. If you resist and attempt to kill me, I will also force feed you your own spleen. Please do not resist and have a nice rest of your day!

Hey guys just wanted to give y’all an update on the statw of this sub

Ok guys so basically is it just me or is this sub actually becoming a copypasta sub???

Crazy I know btw sorry for englisj

Guys I know this sounds crazy but if you really put two and twp together you really start to notice

Just a thought, no hat UwU

Sorry for wnglish

DO YOU GUYS THINK I SHOULD BUY TWO 4090'S IN SLI SO I CAN GET 16K BIG HONKING TITS IN MY FACE IN VR? I ALSO WANT TO FEEL LIKE I HAVE A 12 INCH COCK SO I WANT TO SEE THE COCK IN 16K TOO AS MINE IS QUITE SMALL. I HAVE ONE OF THOSE BLUETOOTH FLESHLIGHTS THAT SYNC TO THE WOMAN POUNDING MY VIRTUAL MEAT. UNFORTUNATELY, THANKS TO THE HEADSET BLOCKING MY REAL VISION, I END UP FILLING UP THE FLESHLIGHT DAILY WITHOUT NOTICING IT SINCE I WANT TO GET BACK TO THE ACTION FAST SO I DON'T BOTHER TO CLEAN IT, AND IT JUST SPILLS EVERYWHERE AT THE END OF THE DAY. SHOULD I JUST LAY IN A TOWEL AND LET IT SOAK UP MY CUM? WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS RECOMMEND? ALSO ANY ADVICE ON FLESHLIGHTS AS WELL? MINE HAS BEEN USED SO MUCH ITS STARTING TO SMOKE AND I FEEL LIKE ITS GOING TO SET MY DICK ON FIRE WHICH UNLESS IM WATCHING 16K PORN THAT INVOLVES THAT, IT WOULD BE REALLY BAD. I HAVEN'T BEEN LAID IN 10 YEARS OR EVEN TALKED TO A WOMAN SO ANY HELP WOULD BE APPRICIATED.

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Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants. The grasses include the “grass”, of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). It is sometimes also used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).\[1\] These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.\[2\] This is a part of why they are successful. Without grass, earth may wash away into rivers (erosion). so in short, touch grass.

Throwaway from obvious reasons, but my since chat gpt-4 has come out, my girlfriend is obsessed. Every night before bed, she is glued to her iPad, sucked into her prompts. Im a software engineer so I understand the allure of AI and use it for work, mostly automated some scripts, but her obsession with chat gpt has made me wonder if this tech is a good thing.

Is anyone else going through something like this? I've suggested to my girlfriend we see a relationship counselor or therapist and she gave me the worst possible response... she suggested with talk to chat gpt and start writing relationship prompts. Im genuinely wonder as the models get better if she will get sucked in even further.

Thats right, I will pee in your ass and there is nothing you can do about it. I will commit myself solely to pee in your ass, and I will not stop until I have achieved my goal. I will trace your username to other social media accounts and I will determine the approximate location of your ass because I know that your little round ass (which, need I remind you, I will urinate in) has posted a few pictures around your location. Now, it is simply a matter of scouting near your house and following you as you go through your day to day activities. I will take months simply measuring your sleep schedule, measuring your work hours, your personality, and even your daily intake of furry porn. However, I will mostly pay attention to finding the password to your alarm system and I will infiltrate your workspace in order to get an outline of the shape of your door key. Of course, all I have to do after that, is melt some metal into the mold in order to get an almost exact replecation of the key. I will commit any further information to memory, I will burn it into my brain if I have to because I want to pee in your ass. Anywho, after determining your sleep schedule, when you get home, and every inch of your house, it is a matter of putting my burgular mastery (which I have learned and accumilated for two decades) to work. Once I have disabled the alarms to your house and set foot in your domain, your ass is already compromised. Using Ninja-style stealth tactics (which I have trained in), I will make my way into your house and into your bedroom. Since doors ussually creak, I will make sure to grease the hinges on a secondary expedition into your house, PRIOR to this break in. Now that I have silently made my way into your room, I will slam a crowbar into the side of your temple, or maybe your jugular vein, in order to knock you out. I will tie you to a chair, tape your mouth, and strip you fully naked. Once you wake up, you will try to scream for help, however it will be to no avail, because of the tape around your mouth. I will unzip my pants and get as hard as possible in order to make sure that I have easier passage when entering your ass. Once I am hard, and once you are crying, begging for help, I will slowly throw my penis into your rectum. Once it is 6 inches in, and I cannot go any further, I will start the stream of urine, which will fill up in your colon. I will then proceed to throw my yogurt horse back and fourth along your rectum in a rhythmic, almost fluid motion. As you feel the wet, warm liquid enter your body, you will try to struggle but it will be too late. I will withdraw my genetallia and zip my pants back up, leaving you tied to the chair. I will avoid the cops and fly to another country (possibly Mexico or Thailand) so that you cannot get any sort of revenge, but rather live forever traumatized with urine in your asshole.

"What should I do (I'm white)" Literally shut up, nobody asked which race you are, in my eyes it's irrelevant. The fact that race influences chess so much is a symptom of inherent systemic racism in the world.