You will never be a successful person. You have no life, you have no money, you have no kids. You are an alcoholic who believes that one day it will get better for no reason.

All the motivation you get has no basis and is just an excuse to convince yourself that you can do better, while in the back of your mind you know well that you will end up in a worse situation than the one you are currently in. Your parents are ashamed of the failure you turned out to be and wish that they invested their money into something better. Behind closed doors your friends laugh at your miserable life while telling you it is going to be better just to not deal with you whining about it.

You serve no purpose in life. You have failed college, have no real relationships, and have no worthy achievements. Even the jobs you had are mediocre and a high school student can replace you and perform better in them than you. Your CV is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to land a better job, you will not last for long in there before finally getting laid off.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. People will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to be around you. They’ll bury you in an unmarked tomb, and no one will even remember that you existed in the first place. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is your failures. You will meet God, and he will be so disgusted by the way you spent your life that he would throw you into hell.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Look, you guys need pay more focus to actual child endangerment, and not just some lonely weirdos. The only ones in danger are the little fuckers whacking their willy to little anime girls (instead of tall busty anime women), who are at risk of getting bashed on twitter and losing their ability to converse with women.

Now look weebs lolicon/shotacon isn’t good but watching it doesn’t make you a kiddie tickler, it just means you have garbage fucking taste, why DID you allow your porn addiction to get this bad? (If you don’t care about that, fair enough)

Wanna buy a box of thin mints? Sure, I'll take two boxes. How about two million? No, one million. Okay! Wait, what? Oh, you're good!

* Abusive Sexual Contact
* Advocating Overthrow of Government
* Aggravated Assault/Battery
* Aggravated Identity Theft
* Aggravated Sexual Abuse
* Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft
* Airplane Hijacking
* Anti-racketeering
* Antitrust
* Armed Robbery
* Arson
* Assassination
* Assault with a Deadly Weapon
* Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer
* Assisting or Instigating Escape
* Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter
* Bank Burglary
* Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement
* Bank Larceny
* Bank Robbery
* Blackmail
* Bombing Matters
* Bond Default
* Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities
* Bribery Crimes
* Certification of Checks (Fraud)
* Child Abuse
* Child Exploitation
* Child Pornography
* Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness
* Coercion
* Commodities Price Fixing
* Computer Crime
* Concealing Escaped Prisoner
* Concealing Person from Arrest
* Concealment of Assets
* Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)
* Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer
* Contempt of Court
* Continuing Criminal Enterprise
* Conveying False Information
* Copyright Matters
* Counterfeiting
* Counterintelligence Crimes
* Credit/Debit Card Fraud
* Crime Aboard Aircraft
* Crimes on Government Reservations
* Crimes on Indian Reservations
* Criminal Contempt of Court
* Criminal Forfeiture
* Criminal Infringement of a Copyright
* Cyber Crimes
* Damage to Religious Property
* Delivery to Consignee
* Demands Against the U.S.
* Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce
* Destruction of an Energy Facility
* Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure
* Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy
* Destruction of Corporate Audit Records
* Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials
* Detention of Armed Vessel
* Disclosure of Confidential Information
* Domestic Security
* Domestic Terrorism
* Domestic Violence
* Drive-by Shooting
* Drug Abuse Violations
* Drug Smuggling
* Drug Trafficking
* DUI/DWI on Federal Property
* Economic Espionage
* Election Law Crimes
* Embezzlement
* Embezzlement Against Estate
* Entering Train to Commit Crime
* Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.
* Environmental Scheme Crimes
* Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners
* Examiner Performing Other Services
* Exportation of Drugs
* Extortion
* Failure to Appear on Felony Offense
* Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations
* False Bail
* False Pretenses
* False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters
* Falsely Claiming Citizenship
* False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court
* False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers
* False Information and Hoaxes
* False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation
* Federal Aviation Act
* Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)
* Female Genital Mutilation
* Financial Transactions with Foreign Government
* First Degree Murder
* Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony
* Forced Labor
* Forcible Rape
* Forgery
* Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail
* Fraud Against the Government
* Genocide
* Hacking Crimes
* Harboring Terrorists
* Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement
* Hate Crime Acts
* Homicide
* Hostage Taking
* Identity Theft
* Illegal Possession of Firearms
* Immigration Offenses
* Impersonator Making Arrest or Search
* Importation of Drugs
* Influencing Juror by Writing
* Injuring Officer
* Insider Trading Crimes
* Insurance Fraud
* Interference with the Operation of a Satellite
* International Parental Kidnapping
* International Terrorism
* Interstate Domestic Violence
* Interstate Violation of Protection Order
* Larceny
* Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys
* Mailing Threatening Communications
* Major Fraud Against the U.S.
* Manslaughter
* Medical/Health Care Fraud
* Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft
* Misuse of Passport
* Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents
* Molestation
* Money Laundering
* Motor Vehicle Theft
* Murder by a Federal Prisoner
* Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting
* Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility
* Narcotics Violations
* Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution
* Obstruction of Court Orders
* Obstruction of Federal audit
* Obstruction of Justice
* Obstruction of Criminal Investigations
* Officer Failing to Make Reports
* Partial Birth Abortion
* Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena
* Peonage
* Perjury
* Picketing or Parading
* Pirating
* Possession by Restricted Persons
* Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S.
* Possession of Narcotics
* Possession of Child Pornography
* Private Correspondence with Foreign Government
* Probation Violation
* Product Tampering
* Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses
* Prostitution
* Protection of Foreign Officials
* Public Corruption Crimes
* Racketeering
* Radiological Dispersal Devices
* Ransom Money
* Rape
* Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion
* Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating
* Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds
* Registration of Certain Organizations
* Reproduction of Citizenship Papers
* Resistance to Extradition Agent
* Rescue of Seized Property
* Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title
* Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant
* Robbery
* Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances
* Sabotage
* Sale of Citizenship Papers
* Sale of Stolen Vehicles
* Searches Without Warrant
* Second Degree Murder
* Serial Murders
* Sexual Abuse
* Sexual Abuse of a Minor
* Sexual Assault
* Sexual Battery
* Sexual Conduct with a Minor
* Sexual Exploitation
* Sex Trafficking
* Shoplifting
* Smuggling
* Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence
* Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order)
* Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing
* Subornation of Perjury
* Suits Against Government Officials
* Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant
* Tampering with Consumer Products
* Tampering with Vessels
* Theft of Trade Secrets
* Torture
* Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services
* Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling)
* Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale
* Transportation of Slaves from U.S.
* Transportation of Stolen Vehicles
* Transportation of Terrorists
* Trespassing
* Treason
* Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents
* Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property
* Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction
* Vandalism
* Video Voyeurism
* Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons
* Violence at International airports
* Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity
* Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death
* Wire Fraud

Me (21M) and my girlfriend (21F) always had kinky sex, since i remember, we always loved doing ass-related stuff, like rimjob, fingering, etc. At the beginning of the relation, i was not into farts at all, it was not even a thing for me, didn't think about it. One day when we were together for 4 months, i was laying down using my gf's ass as a pillow after some good fucking sex, and she was taking a nap after playing some clash royale on her phone. My cheek was on her ass and basically my nose was pointed directly to her pinky asshole. I was pointblank range. At the date, i was not into smell things too, but god, the smell i was sniffing was getting me rock hard again. A mix of sex, my cum, her cum, and her unwashed ass after a work day, all that together was giving me the privilege to smell all the bests smells and scents that my beautiful GF could produce (poor me, didn't know the best was about to happen). I was about to sleep too (she was already sleeping) when suddently i heard something like a (ppffffttt), a 4 second-long SBD coming out of her pinky asshole right on my nose, and GOD, what a GORGEOUS sound... i will never forget that! I'm rock hard just by remembering. The smell hit me hard, it was a sulphuric-eggy smell (we had ate ramen with eggs that night). I was not into fart stuff at the date as i mentioned, but instantly my dick got throbbing hard and i was thinking "am i a freak? i am getting hard by my gf stinky fart?". After my shock passed, i looked into her face and she was COMPLETELY asleep, so she didnt know what was happening. In a sec, i buried my nose right back into her asshole (in the same position i was before) HOPING to get another fart so i could sniff it HARDER on purpouse or i could TASTE it. I WAS IN BEAST MODE WANTING FOR MORE, even tho i didn't had have time to think about it, about how in love i was with my GF smell. i was impressed with how sexy can my woman be, even when farting. About 5 minutes later, i can hear a BIG and BASSY fart coming out of her hole, like "brrrttffff", it started like a explosion and ended silently and airy, and AGAIN the smell hit me, but this time it was DISGUSTING and PUNGENT, i could feel my entire body getting hot and falling in love with THAT SMELL. I was prepared this time, i didn't lost a single second and a single breath of that shitty-eggy-sulphuric smell. I was breathing hard and unstopping, getting every single bit of that wonderful scent. I've felt a sensation that ive never experiencied before, it felt like i was about to cum but my entire body was felling it. I was trying not to make any sound breathing so i wouldn't wake her up. I was stunned and filled with anxiety to get another one. The shitty smell lasted for like 1 minute and then dissipated ( i sniffed it all lol), but then, before i could recover myself, another SBD fart comes out "shhhpppft" (like 2 seconds long), but DAMNNNN it was the stronger one. Man it was so strong that i could TASTE the egg that she ate just by opening my mouth... I was in heaven... I smelled every single bit of that till it ended. That was the last fart that night.
Then i just cuddled with her without saying a word, but my head was SHOCKED.

This was the day that me fetish became real and the first day ive got farted on the face. The first of tons HAHA lol

Nowadays we are a farting couple that do farting in EVERY SEX.
After i told her about my fetish, she indulged and fall in love by farting on my face.

If you guys want i can write about the day i told her that this happened and about my fetish.
Have A LOT of experiences to say too.

We are planning in making a Farting onlyfans (with face farting, fart eating, fart fucking and fart worshipping) , if you guys are interested let me know please!

Sorry my bad english, we are a brazilian couple.

We have a video on pornhub, u can search for FartLovingCouple .

Okay lib. Trump will be you're presdient again. He will be back and stronger then ever. For freedom this America is has been the done. USA

Something that this generation is missing because of the internet is bush porn, you’d be walking home from school, see a bit of paper in a bush. Your heart would leap as you ran towards your treasure. Sometimes it was a health magazine or some celebrity bullshit but every now and again you’d find it, and your entire mind would scream “SCORE” then you’d trade with friends until the principal caught you and confiscated them all to read himself the dirty old bastard. There is nothing like turning up to school and talking to ‘the guy’ who set up all the trade deals, he’d flick through the merchandise, see what was what and find a buyer, for a fee, one page of his choice. Used to have a leatherman in his back pocket he’d use with surgical accuracy to seperate his take from the rest. Ah those were the days

While studying for my chemistry exams I came to the realisation that Jolyne is a hydrocarbon. Where, Jolyne's basic form is An alkyne. Alkyne basically has the suffix 'yne' just like Jolyne. Eg: ethyne, 1-propyne. Hence, Jolyne is an alkyne. Also, during the end of Stone ocean, she is known as Irene which implies that she has now desaturated to an 'alkene'. Alkenes have the suffix 'ene' just like Irene. Eg: Ethene, Propene. There are many proofs that this is true. During the fight with Rikiel, she sets herself on fire which is a property of hydrocarbons. They are combustible and are used as fuels. Also, Anasui once said she smelled nice, just like an aromatic hydrocarbon. She got caught masturbating, she couldn't do it without lubrication. Guess what? Wax, petroleum-jelly are hydrocarbons which are used as lubricants. During the 'Made in heaven' fight, everyone is shown dissolving and decomposing in water except Jolyne (Her limbs and glasses were broken, but she was never shown decomposing). This was because hydrocarbons being non-polar do not dissolve in water. Jolyne could also uses her string in different ways to her advantage, just like isomerism in hydrocarbons. Hence, Jolyne is a hydrocarbon.

Hey OP please stop replying to your own post. It's seen by karma farming by most of experienced Redditors and we definitely won't hesitate to down-vote your comments. Don't you think the karma points you've gained from the post itself are enough? There's no need to extend your metaphorical limb down the karma jar and pick up as much karma points as you can by clugging-up the whole comment section with your replies. I'll give you 10 minutes to delete the comments. When I come back I will down-vote them if they have not been removed.

Edit: Guys, you are down-voting the wrong person.

theres no doubt beyonce has a gorgeous voice and what not. but this song and video represents satanic shit. yall please pay attention to the messages she puts out in her songs. even little images painted onto the cars, or the overall Scene of the music video. 3:30 when she says "my persuasion can build a nation, endless
POWER" as soon as she says power she reaches down to the GROUND and reaches her hand back up creating an orb shape with her hands... posing and dancing like an ancient goddess. symbolizing that the power she has and receives comes from down there (hell). you would think her saying power she would raise her hands up instead but no she decides to direct the power part towards the floor. that entire line alone was almost like a chant...like a spell. believe it or not.. beyonce is a witch. she's sacrificed and even openly admitted to killing for the spot she has in this world in one of her most recent songs from our album renaissance. and if you dont already know..lucifer was the angel of music before he was casted down to earth. he uses music to persuade us into following him...deceiving us to follow his word and not gods and our lord and savior jesus christ. yall pray for your family and loved ones, even those you dont know. we all need each other and to believe in god and turn to him and only him. the end of our time is coming way sooner than we know it and it's unfolding RIGHT in front of our eyes. people need to be made aware. search for god and christ, and repent and ask for your sins to be forgiven. be kind to everyone and love thy neighbor

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negra shut the frick up or the UN Soldiers will come to ur house and slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if they spawn nowhere in the quarry but they will slap some Br2 gas like funni gas mask man named smoker in BRM5 only spawn in city hall, naval base and the fricking mtn base idk if

Hey girlie 🍯👧 I just wanna say 💁‍♀️ that you are like so totally amazeballs 🤩👌 You're slayin' it like a fierce queen 👑👸and I just can't even 😍😍 like I stan you so hard 👩‍❤️‍👩💕You're my ride or die 👯‍♀️ and my soul sister 👯‍♀️ like we're legit connected by the hips 😂👌Keep on shinin' 🌟 and showin' the world who's boss 💪 cause you're the baddest chick in town 😎 and ain't nobody gonna bring you down 🙅‍♀️💁‍♀️I love you to the moon and back 💖 and if anybody messes with you 😠 they're gonna have to go through me first 🤜🤛

Alt for obvious reasons, so yesterday I opened my porn reddit account to masturbate as I was feeling extremely horny. I usually masturbate 7to14 times a week. so I went to the bathroom to masturbate. When I was about to cum in the toilet, a mosquito got entangled in the thick slimey cum and was yearning in the water. Then I flushed him. Even I was shocked to see this incident. This is the proudest moment in my life but sadly I cannot tell anyone so here I am at reddit and this is my greatest achievement. Thanks for reading

I saw Henry Cavill at the local Walmart, i approached him for some pictures and probably an autograph. When i reached out with one of my white superman t-shirts that I conveniently had on me for his autograph, he looked at me and there was a silence of about 34 seconds between us, precisely. He Went hay wire and tore of all his clothes to reveal red 20th century strong-man boxers/under wear and a superman logo drawn across his chest with a black marker. He went on to punch 5 employees in the face until unconscious. He screamed "It's Supermanin' time and Supermaned all over the Batman and Spiderman merch. I was shocked to later find out he had just recently lost the Superman role

Hi, I speculate that most people are dumb. For the past couple of years, I have spent a lot of time online. I've watched a lot of YouTube. I've sent a lot of text messages. I've spent a lot of time in chatrooms. And I've concluded that most people are dumb.

Why do I enjoy punching homeless people?

it's not for the reason you'd expect.

I don't get off on the violence.

I get off on the feeling of control.

You see, when I was a small child, I never felt like I was in control, so now that I'm a big strong man I like to use my

Size

In order to feel like I'm more in control.

Thats why I punch homeless people.

It's not the punching, it's the fact that I'm the puncher.

That's what really makes me explode. -Lightning mcqueen

It was an average Sunday evening and I was at my friend's house. My friend asks "say muck backwards". These words would change my life. I go ahead, trusting my friend and as soon as I say those words. I knew what I did. Immediately, my friend starts to jack me off and I try to run away but he keeps chasing me, slowly pulling down my pants. When I called 911, the police arrived within minutes and they started to jack me off to. It only ended when I came close to a cliff, where I pushed off my friend and the entire police force of new york city, all because I said muck backwards.

You eat other animal’s decaying flesh?? And you ferment breast milk from raped cows to put on top of if? What the fuck are you doing, aren’t you against animal abuse??? You’re just going to eat that?!?!!! That’s someone!! You know other species of animals and hold them dear to your heart and now you’re fucking eating this one???? Are you evil or just stupid, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Stop doing that, fucking stop killing animals for pleasure, stop raping animals for pleasure, stop commodifying animals for your own selfish sensory pleasure, what the fuck is wrong with you?

They should take all 2023 Oscars from the winners and give them to the writers of Gotham Knights. As a matter of fact I think all other TV stations and cinemas should shut downs. They already fulfilled their purpose by keeping as entertained until Gotham Knights was released. But after Gotham Knights everything else looks bad and horrible. Also Bob Iger, Kevin Feige, David Zaslav, Peter Safran, James Gunn, should all step down and let the creators of peak fiction Gotham Knights Natalie Abrams, Chad Fiveash (the absolute Chad hence the name), James Stoteraux take overs as CEO's of Disney, Warner Bros, Marvel Studios and DC Studios.

Lines like what that girl said''Bruce Wayne used to call me his little Robin'' and the fact that everyone has second generation in this is top fiction. They made Batman's son, Joker's daughter etc. I am at the edge of my seat ready to be surprised by the genius of the prestiged writers. You never know if Penguin's granddaughter or Riddler's third cousin from his mom's side will show up to surprise us. James Gunn could never, I am sure he is seething and crying right now as he is unable to comprehend the high IQ show that is Gotham Knights. Us fans of course with our Gothmillion IQ understand everything. I am looking forward for next season if Harley Quinn's hyena's second born daughter will come with her gang to kill Simba's grandson to take over the Kingdom of Pride Rock. Maybe they can hire Dwayne the Rock Johsnon playing the central Rock where the lions live. They can add eyes, mouth to the Pride Rock and have him say lines ''Do you know what Pride Rock is cooking?'', while Rafiki's, great great grandson will be doing the Harlem shake and getting high on shrooms standing over the Pride Rock. They should hire Zachary Levi too as a lightning bold with eyes and mouth too that fights Pride Rock. So we can get Black Adam and Shazam in the silver screen.

All in all, I am hyped for the next seasons of Gotham Knights.