Broooo my gf kills this shit!

Okay let’s begin,

1. ⁠energy: she’s so enthusiastic about it and I can tell it turns her on.
2. ⁠sloppy: omg she gives some sloppy wet head.
3. ⁠hands: she’s not afraid to use her hands. Sometimes she even throws in a nice double twister hand combo while she sucks on it.
4. ⁠Balls: she practically makes love to my valla with her mouth. And when I think it can’t get any better, she strokes my dick which is soaking wet from the sloppy sucking she was just doing.
5. ⁠cum: bro when I’m about to nut, she goes in for the kill. She keeps sucking while I’m cumming. She doesn’t stop either until she wants to. I’ll be shaking, holding on for dear life but she keeps sucking.
6. ⁠balls again: while I’m cumming she’ll keep sucking and play with my balls. When my soul has completely left my body, she stops. Usually has a nice laugh and kisses me afterwards.

At this point, I’m completely dead. 10/10 blowjob.

By **Ektorp**

**Introduction**

CS:GO is one of the most popular and competitive first-person shooter games in the world. It has a loyal fan base that enjoys its realistic gameplay, tactical depth, and diverse weapon skins. However, there is one aspect of CS:GO that could be improved to make it even more immersive and appealing: balls jiggle physics.

**What is Balls Jiggle physics, and why do we need it?**

Balls jiggle physics are a type of simulation that allows for realistic secondary motions of soft body parts such as breasts, hair, ears, and yes, balls. They are commonly used in games with female characters to enhance their attractiveness and realism. However, they can also be applied to male characters to create a more dynamic and humorous experience. Imagine if CS:GO added balls jiggle physics to its operators. Every time they run, jump, crouch, or get shot, their balls would bounce and sway accordingly. This would add a new layer of realism and immersion to the game, as well as some comic relief. Players would feel more connected to their characters and their actions.

**How will it effect the skin market?**

Adding balls jiggle physics could also boost the skin economy of CS:GO. Players could customize their operators' balls with different sizes, shapes, colors, patterns, stickers, tattoos, piercings, etc. They could also trade and sell their ball skins on the Steam market or third-party websites. This would create a new source of revenue for Valve and for players who want to show off their unique style.

**PP: Possible Problems**

Of course, adding balls jiggle physics would also come with some challenges and risks. For one thing, it would require a lot of technical work and optimization to ensure that the game runs smoothly without compromising performance or quality. For another thing, it could potentially offend or alienate some players who may find it inappropriate or disgusting. Therefore, if Valve were to implement balls jiggle physics in CS:GO, they should do so with caution and respect for their community's preferences and feedback. They should also make it optional for players who want to enable or disable it according to their taste.

**Conclusion**

In conclusion, balls jiggle physics are a feature that could enhance the immersion and fun of CS:GO, as well as its skin economy. However, they should be done carefully and respectfully to avoid any negative consequences. What do you think? Would you like to see balls jiggle physics in CS:GO? Why or why not? Tell me in the comments bellow \\/\\/\\/

Uh, okay, so imagine you're playing a game of Among Us, and there's a group of Crewmates and a few Imposters. Now, imagine that one of the Imposters decides they don't like a certain group of Crewmates, let's call them the "Jews" for this example.

The Imposter starts accusing the Jews of being the ones responsible for sabotaging the ship and tries to get the other Crewmates to vote them off. At first, some Crewmates are skeptical, but the Imposter keeps making up lies and spreading rumors about the Jews.

Soon, other Crewmates start to believe the Imposter, and they vote off the Jews one by one. Some Jews try to defend themselves, but it's no use. The Imposter has convinced everyone else that they are the problem.

As the game goes on, more and more Jews are voted off until there are hardly any left. The Imposter has successfully carried out a genocide against the Jews, all while pretending to be a loyal Crewmate.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.

As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.

Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Hey are you?.....Whoa there! Whoa king you better not be-WHOA THERE BUCKO BUSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STOP THAT! DONT DO THE-BUSTER! BUSTEROONI!! S-S-STOP THAT! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHOA THERE BUSTER BUCKO BROTHER BOI!!!!! YOU BETTER NOT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUSTER YOU STOP THAT!!!

Man years ago I was working overnight at mcdicks and me n my coworker were vibing n shit she was a fiiine ass mauritian queen one night we finish round 2-3 am n decide to go park up n smoke something at the river, one thing leads to another and dis bih giving me some ascended form of unreleased guak guak action while 'Unforgettable' by French Montana is playing and man idk if it was the bud or what but that shit was so fucking transcendental that every time I hear swae lee do his feminine ass lil crooning thing my dick get hard anyway thx for listening

I just stabbed your child.

#FAQ

#What does this mean?

The amount of children I have stabbed has increased by one.

#Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may have stabbed your child. These include, but are not limited to:

• Being a stupid cunt,
• Smells like shit,
• ⁠Smells like piss.

#Are you going to get arrested?

No - not yet. But I should refrain from stabbing more children. Otherwise I will be arrested and fucked by the government, which may put my stabbing privileges in jeapordy

#I don't believe my child deserved to be stabbed. Can you un-stab him?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I un-stab a child. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of stabbing appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

#How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the stabbing and move on. But learn from this mistake: your child’s behavior will not be tolerated. I will continue to stab children until children improve their conduct. Remember: Not being stabbed is privilege, not a right.

I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed, curiously touching my penis. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where i was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about "condoms" or whatever she called it. She smirked softly, then she put her hand on my dick. i was scared and confused. i've only seen these kinda things on television. she then told me "sh, everythings going to be all right". i was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dick, as i moaned quietly under my breath "mom..." As she increased her speed slightly, my dick started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. "why is my pee white" "this is called cum, sweetheart. its what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here." Mom lays me on my back "Hush dear, its going to be alright" She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. "This is a vagina. Its what you put your peepee into." Before i knew it, i was fucking mom. "Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!" "Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pussy OHM" her hips started to furiously sway against my dick "Ohhh mom, im cuming!" "OHHHH" Dad walks in. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE "Kenny! Its not what it looks like!" "THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE? LET ME SUCK HIS DICK" Dad furiously pushes mom off my dick, places my dick in his mouth, and starts sucking. "Oh shit, yeah you like dat shit, slut?" "Oh my gosh! Daddy!" He then inserts his 2 fingers in my butthole. I blush "MMMMMM OH MY GOSH" I cum in his mouth. "You did good, champ!" "Thanks, d-+!"

My 👪👨 husband 👫 had 😴 a miscarriage I 😊😊😀😀😊😀 need 😭 to tell 👄 someone 👨 about 🥴 this, even 🌃 if it's just 😂 a bunch 🍼 of random 🎲 people, 🤖🤖🤖 because 😤 it hurts 🤕 so much. 🙊🙊 We 👯 are completely 🚫 devastated and the weather ❄ here 🈁 at home 🏡🏡 has ♌ never 🙅 been 👦🥜 worse. 📉 In 📅👌 fact, 📕 it was never ❌ bad, 😡👎 but 😥 now 🕥 it seems 👀 like 😌 all 💯 the negativity in 😔🤸‍♂️ the world 🌎 has 😂 dropped. 🔽😡 And I 😈 can't 🚫 stop ✋🚫 feeling 😌 like 🌟😌 crap and guilty. I, 👥 a cis man, 👨 am 👄 married 👰🏾💑 to a trans 🌈 man. 👴🏻 We 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 always 😡👉 talked about 💦 children 👧🧒👦 and having 🈶 a family 👨‍👨‍👦 someday. The initial 💰 idea 💭 was adoption, because 🧏‍♀️ in 👉🚫 the beginning 💆‍♀️ my 😊 husband 😙😙 said 💬 he 💦 couldn't 🚫 bear 💯 to get 🉐 pregnant 🤰 because 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ it would 👪💀 make 🖕 him 🔪👶🏼 have 🈶 gender 🚹 dysphoria crises, and that 💫 he 👥 would 👪 freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 out 😝😛😝😛😝😛 and feel 😀😡 horrible. 😝 In 💆🏼 addition, he 👈😩 also 👯‍♂️ really 💯 wanted/wanted to finish 🏁 the transition once 🔂 and for 🍆👅 all 👨 (removal of the uterus, intimate surgery, etc. 🌈 etc.). 📒 I 🎷 was fine, 🙊 obviously, 🙄 because 🐕 I 😊 always 😩 wanted 😍 the best 👌 for 😇 him. 👴 So, we 👩🌊 went 🔴 there 👌💾 in 👉 the adoption queue, right. 🎅🎁🎄 But, 🍑 after 👀 a while, ⌚🙄 my 👇 husband 😙😙 started 👏 to come 📍 with some 👽 talk 💬 that 🔀 he 👥 could 😜 get 🉐 pregnant. 🤰 I 😀 questioned 🤔❓🧐 it, he 👨❓ said 🤥 "I 👥 love 💘 you, 👉 and I 😊 would 😎 definitely ✊🏻 accept 👍 going 😒 through 🧑‍⚖️ the pregnancy if it meant 👀 having 🏛️ a family 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 with you" 👊 something 💩 like 💗 that. 😠 I 😊🔪 got 🍸 emotional 😭 as hell, 🤴 and we 👵👨 agreed that ➡️ he 📷 was going 🚶🏻‍♂️ to try 😈 to get 🍆🍑 pregnant. 😣🏻 I 🙀 always 💅 told 🤪 him ✅ that 🍆👀 if he 👨 gave 🎁 up 📈💵 halfway through, 🔛 he 📷 could 🤔🤔 tell 🤣 me ✌️ and I 👈 wouldn't ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 be 😼 mad. 👨😡 He 👥 always 💁‍♀️ claimed that 😐 he 👨 was confident 🧚🏻‍♀️💞💖 that 🙇🚟 he 🧑 wanted 😫🥺 the pregnancy. After 💀👀 medical appointments to make 💘👨‍⚕️ everything 😱 work 💰 out, 😾 it happened. 🤔 I 👁️ don't 🎮 know 🤔👅 if I 😀😊😀😀😀😀 can 🔫💦 write ✒️ this without 🙅 crying, 🤣 but 🤔 basically 👎👎 the whole 💰 day 🕑 was hell. 🔥🥵 Every 👏 day 😰😰😰 he 👨 was freaking 🤬 out 😮‍💨 with dysphoria, he 🚩 had 👃 episodes of sadness (not 🚯 because 🏽🤔 of the baby, 👶 but 😛🍑 because 💨 of the situation 🎮 of being ❌ pregnant, 👶 which 🤔 must 🙋👏 be 🐝 difficult 👞 for 😝 him, 😥 because 🐺 he 👥 doesn't 😚 see 👿 himself 😎😎 as a woman 💅🏼👧 and having 🏛️ the pregnancy, which 👏 is one 😤😣 of the most 👏👉 biologically feminine acts, 🎭 right, 👌 it made 👉 him 👉👴🏻🆗 go 🏃 crazy.). 🤪 I 🍆 always 💁‍♀️ supported him, 🔥🔥 calmed him 👴 down, 👇👸 took 🤯 his 🍆 mind 🧠 off 🤤 it and tried 👀 to make 💘 him 👉👴🏻🆗 think 🤔🤔 about 🤔 other 👪 things, 😏 and so we 🚟🚟 carried on. 🦾 Meanwhile, 🙄🕛 I 😊 just 🏼 felt 😎😰😰😎 more ✋ guilty. The real 🔎 thing 👏🙅 is I 👥 should ⚠️👮🏽 have 🈶 told 🤪 him 😧 we 🌿 should 💘🤔 have 🈶 stayed in 🔝 foster care. 👌 I 😍 shouldn't 😨 have 🈶 let 👫 him 👴 develop 🚀 this pregnancy idea. 💡 I 👥 was selfish. 😆😇 Stupid. 💩 Probably 🙈 he 📷 felt ✋🏻 that 👹 we 😄📌 would 💀👌 not 🚫❌ achieve 💯 anything 😫 by 🌈😈 standing 🚹 in 🍭 the long 🕚 line ➖ and, perhaps 🤔🤔 for 💦 me, 🥶 he 📷 decided 🤔 to do 🚶‍♂️ that. 😻 And thinking 🤔❓ that 😐 way 👨 makes 🤔 me 😏 feel 🦋 like 😄😄 crap. It was a very 💁✅ difficult 👞 few 😋🔢 months. 📆 But 🤔 whenever he 📷 was calmer, we 💣😺 smiled with happiness 😊🙌🏻 in 👇 knowing 💭 that 😠 that 😚💶🚅 situation 💹 would 💞 pass 💦 and that 😐 soon 🔜 we 🎎 would 💞 have ✊ the family 👩‍👩‍👦 we 👨‍👦 dreamed of. It made 😹😹😹😹 me 🙋‍♀️🤙 think 🤔 that ⬇️ he 👨 actually ✅ saw 👀 it as something 😅 worthwhile, maybe. 🤷‍♀️ But 🏾 then, ➡️ when 🍑 the crises came, 💦 I 😀 knew 👓 that, 👂 in 🙈 the past, 🗿🗿 it was better 👀 that 💦💦 I 👉🏻 had 🈶👋✊💔 refused 👎🏼 and told 👄 him 👴 that 😐 I 👥 care 😜😩 more ✋✋ about 💫 his 🍆 well-being than 👉 anything 👮 else, 🖤 which 👏🤤 is true, 💯 but 🍑😫 at the time 🕘 he 👥 assured 👾👺🤲 me 🥺 with so sure 🔜🔜 that 😐 I 😀 wanted 😍 the pregnancy, that 👄 I 🤚🏽 just 👥 accepted ☺️👍 it even 🤷‍♀️ though ‼️🤨 I 😊 knew 🤔 that 💝 it would 😏🍆 hurt 😢 him 👨 a lot 🍑🍑 mentally 🧠 (and physically 🏋️‍♀️ too 🍡 because 💨 it's a pregnancy, right). 🔫 I 💰🏿 don't ✨❌🚫 know 😍 if these 💦🥜 bad 👺🔥 feelings 😭 had 😗 anything 😫😏 to do 😚 with it, but 🍑🍑🍑 what ⛄ happened 🤔😂😍 was that ❌ the baby 👶 became 👀 unstable. We 🔞👦 constantly went 👏🚗 to the doctor 🏥 to check ✅ and, in 👏 theory, 😂😜 everything 💯 was fine. 🙊 But 🤤🤚 it wasn't, ⛔ and the baby 🍼👶 was gone. 🏃 And now 😱🎅 we 🌿 are here. 🏩 My 💑🔥👖 husband 👨‍⚕️👨🏻‍⚕️ can't 🤷‍♂️ get 🍆 up, 🍑💃 he 💁‍♂️ can't 💃 say 🧚🌟💓 anything. 👮 The feeling 😌 of sadness combined with the feeling 😌 that 👉😐👏 it was all 🤣👭😝🏽 for 📷 nothing 🚫 consumes me 🤥 completely. 💯 I 👥 just 🤖 keep 🌵 going 🏃 to work 😍 because 👄 we 👍👶 have 🈶 to to survive, 🙏🏼😩😭 but 😱😳 if it were 👨 up 📷 to me 🥰 I 🎧 would 😏😎 sink 😵😰💉 into 🤓 tears 🤣 and never 🙅 get 🎣 up. 🔊 My 😨 love 👩‍❤‍👩 works 🏢 at home, 🏠🏡 so he 😵 wasn't ❌ much 🔥 for 🍆 going 🏃 out, 💸 now 👋✊ that 👌 he 👤👨 doesn't 😚 go 🦟 out 👉 at all. 💯 We've 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️💡 already 😞 talked about 🍾 it, although 😛😛 he 👨 doesn't 😚 really 👀👀 want 😭🙏 to. He 🙍‍♂️👥 said 🙈 he'll 🔙🔙 recover, 😘 and I 🙋 know 😭💭 he 📷 will, 🐼 but 🍑 the atmosphere of sheer 😔😍🙁 sadness is killing ⚱️ me. 😙 The days 🗓️ he 🚫 spent in 🛌🖕 dysphoria were 👨😩 all 🙅 in 🌅 vain, and we 👤 lost 🤔❌ the one 1️⃣ who 🤔 made 🎭 us 🇺🇸 happy 😃 in 😻👏😏😩 the only ✋👀 moments these 🌍 outbreaks rested. And now, 💕👫 I, 💁‍♂️ who 🔭❓ only 👏 wanted 😍 a happy 😇 family, 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 have 🙋 neither ❌ a child 👶 nor a happy 😁 one. 1️⃣ Just 🚫 the feeling 😁 of regret and the certainty that 🍆 if we'd 🙋 stayed with the adoption, we 🏃 wouldn't 😩 have 🈶 had 😴 any 🕺 kids 👶 now 😚 either, 😌 but 🍑 at least 👬🚫 we'd 🙋 be 🥜 happy 😊 and my 🎂 husband 👫 wouldn't 😩 have 🈶 had 😭 the worst 👎 months 🈷️ of his 💦 life. 📅

STOP POSTING ABOUT OHIO. IM TIRED OF SEEING IT MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME OHIO. IN DISCORD ITS FUCKING OHIO. I WAS IN YOUTUBE RIGHT? AND ALL THE SHORTS ARE JUST OHIO. I SHOWED MY OHIO MEME TO MY GIRLFRIEND (bitch you got no girlfriend. Thats straight up cap) HEY BABE WHEN THE OHIO IS OHIO

I was making a cheese toastie, my hamster was on the side watching me. i turned around to get my phone and while i wasnt looking my hamster went into the microwave. i closed the door and turned it on for 3 minutes without a second thought. to my horror after about 30 seconds i heard a bang come from the microwave. i open the door to see my hamster exploded across the door and walls. i dont know what to fucking do my wife will kill me

I really cant understand the behaviour of some straight guys at my school, they slap each other ass whenever they see one of them pass in front of them, I have even heard that they show their ass to others and that one time that a guy put a finger inside of some other guy's ass and a bunch of stuff like that and Im very conffused about how is that normal behaviour¿¿ like, they are some of the most stereotypical homophobic straight gay yet they do those things as some kind of joke. they are so weird.

does this happen in your schools too?

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I really cant understand the behaviour of some straight guys at my school, they slap each other ass whenever they see one of them pass in front of them, I have even heard that they show their ass to others and that one time that a guy put a finger inside of some other guy's ass and a bunch of stuff like that and Im very conffused about how is that normal behaviour¿¿ like, they are some of the most stereotypical homophobic straight gay yet they do those things as some kind of joke. they are so weird.

does this happen in your schools too?

I’m sick and tired of this “Archer Molester” BS

So there's this idiot called "Archer Molester" who only targets archers. As someone who primarily plays as an archer, I am beyond frustrated with this guy. Archer Molester keeps killing me and my fellow archers no matter where we go or what we do.
I have never seen someone who can break through the front line and take on multiple enemies at once like Archer Molester does. It's like he has some kind of sixth sense for where we are and what we're doing. Even if we try to find refuge in the frontline, he appears out of nowhere and kills us.
I get that there are players who like to hunt down archers in the game, but Archer Molester makes playing archer not fun. It's like he has a personal vendetta against us or something. After every match he announces his kills like "42 ARCHERS TOUCHED" OR "28 FEMBOY ARCHER BUSSIES DEVOURED". It's really annoying because he is willing to sacrifice himself just to take out one archer. He doesn't care about winning the game, he just wants to make our lives miserable. He's fucking insane, he keeps muttering the kill the archers voice lines while running around in our spawn. My teammates do nothing to help half the time because Molester doesn't attack them and if my teammates attack him he kills them all even its a 4v1.
I don't know what the solution to this problem is, but I hope that you guys can sympathize with me. If anyone has any tips or strategies for dealing with Archer Molester, please share them. In the meantime, I'm going to take a break from playing Chivalry 2 before this guy drives me insane.
Thanks for listening to my rant.

Nah my man really made a spelling error but he edited it cuz he really cares he's committing a crazy act of terror but he doesn't really actually care- cuz he's needs some mental care with that goofy pair of shoes that he really likes to wear while he eats some pears as he makes a tear in his favourite pair of pants that he wears but don't he dare cuz he sits on a chair in great despair cuz he lost his claire. Who’s attacked by a bear, but I do not care. I know it ain’t fair but you should repair your mental state you won’t get anywhere. Look I know in heart you aren’t a square. But I think you should really learn to share, be yourself so you could just shave your hair, now I really hope that you’re self aware but that is actually pretty rare… Exercise walk up the stairs, go outside breathe the great fresh air, have some fun go to a fun fair, let the anger out so learn to swear! Seek out a hobby hit a snare with your nice drumsticks or even prepare for a competition about not getting scared, look the world is fun you were just unaware but I now declare that you shouldn’t glare at the bears that did this thing to claire it’s an unhealthy cope to help with despair I warn you now you should never stare at the people who got you impaired they were just going through something that is theirs maybe it was a really bad affair I don’t know but you really don’t need to care I’m here for you– here and there. Look I support you all around, everywhere if you’re religious why not go and prayer you could even learn to go and spare all the people who hurt you beyond repair I hope when you sleep on top of a square that you don’t really get any scary nightmares I wish you the best I hope you’re aware, goodbye,now get some fresh air!

So this 3 girls broke into our house and held me at gunpoint and made me suck their tits. They wanted me to fuck them but my dick wasn’t getting hard from the stress. Anyway, end of story

Isn't it hillarious how you just FO Aerial spamed an entire game against me while in a premade of 5 cocksuckers who protect your every move even though you complain about it yourself all the time and then you still have the audacity to call me a hypocrite in front of 150 people? Like that's as hypocritical as hypocritical can get and it's by no means the first time LMAO

Also, it's funny how out of all people you are calling me out on sweating in this game when you LITERALLY have 7000 FUCKING HOURS on this game and sweat it harder than anyone else - like dude do you even fucking realize how much of fucking clown you are?

Still you are the one calling ME a clown in front of 150 people and you even go as far as to make up dumb stories to support your bullshit talk like that I "streamsniped" you, "hackusated" you, "hero glitch constantly" and how I am always "stacking with my buddies" when you know for a fact that all of this is completely wrong and untrue.

It's just so fucking sad that you don't even realize how full of shit you are but yeah I guess if it satisfies you, you can stick to talking trash about me 24/7 in that little echo chamber of yours and then be surprised why I'm focusing you in games LMAO
In fact, for the bullshit you have been saying about me all these countless times you would deserve to get stream sniped all day all week with me glitching every game and picking only Finn, AT-ST, FO Aerial, Speeder, you name it - but be glad I'd rather play on my own and try to enjoy the game instead of ruining someone else's on purpose.

Oh and to anyone else reading this, I have tried making things right with him multiple times but every time he would just block me as he just doesn't have any balls to talk to someone face to face or have me defend myself against his trash talking and then again he just can't fucking stop making up bullshit and talking shit about me on his stream all day long.

Okay guys, I gotta tell you something. It's kinda crazy but when I was like 13, me and my dad went fishing and I caught this fish. I had this weird feeling, like I was connected to the fish or something. So when my dad told me to throw it back, I couldn't do it. Instead, I put a rock in the water and kept the fish. Okay, here's where things get wild... I put the fish down my pants! I know, I know, it's crazy but hear me out. The fish was really warm and I got a boner from it. It was like it was having its last moments on my dick or something. It was weird but also kinda special to me. And to be honest, I couldn't stop thinking about it. I even started using it to masturbate! I kept it in my freezer, but my dad found out and he was so disgusted. I had to get rid of the fish, but I can't stop thinking about it. Sometimes I even feel it when I jack off. It's kind of messed up, but I can't help it. Anyone else have any weird experiences like this?