I moderate and run a discord so I get a lot of kittens kissing up to me so I send them nitro/promote them. Recently I have been talking to one of my kittens and it’s has been getting hot and steamy (we had e-sex). But I caught her flirting with another dude in general. Should I stop talking to her? Is this the end of me and my kitten?

This is not a copypasta, but I'm sure this has been reposted several times: I don't like Blacks, Jews, MUslims, Chinese, Gingers, or fish...before I go on I also sell drugs and guns and Nazi stuff on my website IllegalStuff.com.orgforwardslashFartNuggets. My website also provides you the truth about how the non whites are using tiktok to turn your children gay. Could you please upvote this PLEASE PLEASE UPVOTE PLEASE I BETG YOU YOU UGLY CUNT TO UPVOTE THIS POST. Also let's spam other subreddits of this post to get the word out please do that please. I should probably mark this as NSFW but icba right I look forward to this post being on here for ages and rememeber please UPVOTE THIS - MY POST AND SPAM IT ON OTHER SUBREDDITS. YEAAAAAAAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOO>

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I was smoking a cart with my homies and as the body high hit me I started to have gay thoughts about one of them. I knew he was good looking but in a platonic way (like how you admire greek statues) but now I had more extreme thoughts. Is this just something weed does or am i waking up to something

I'm attached to flareon.... he's Part of my life.. I can't stand hearing people insult a Pokémon that I have a personality of and who I adore as my favorite eeveelution.... I hate it ... insults I don't accept...Fuck off Im.being serious I hate people Who Directly insult my favorite eeveelution I adore and love Fuck off You R hurting menot cool No one Isults flareon like that

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SO YOU WONT BELIVE WHAT HAPPENED AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE TODAY GAMER SIGMA MALE PATRICK BATEMAN HOMELANDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!I JUST CAME THROUGH THE DOOR WITH MY SIGMA MAN MINECRAFT CREEPER SHIRT AND MY FRIENDS GOTH BIG TIDDY WAIFU BREASTMILK QUEEN FERTILITY FULL MOM COULDNT RESIST MY SIGMA HOMELANDER RIZZ AND CAME OVER AND RUBBED HER POGGERS TITTIES ON MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!LATER AT THE DINNER TABLE SHE RUBBED MY 10 INCH TESTOSTERONE STICK THROUGH MY TIGHT SIGMA JEANS!HER CUCK HUSTBAND WAS WRIGHT ACCROSS THE BOTH OF US!!!!!SHES A SEXY BIG TITTY GOTH ANIME MILF WITH A FAT ASS@!!!!!!!LATER ON SHE COULDNT HANDLE IT AND JUST CAME INTO THE ROOM WHILE MY FRIEND WAS SHITTING AND SHE JUST STRIPPED NAKED AND BEGGED ME TO FUCK HER MILF PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!OBVIOUSLY BEINH THE GENTLEMAN SIGMA COOL PATRICK BATEMAN HOMELANDER I WAS I WAS ALREADY USED TO WOMEN GETTING ON THEYRE KNEES FOR ME!!!!!SO THIS WASNT UNUSUAL FROM A NORMAL SIGMA SUNDAY FOR ME!!obviously!!!!!!!SO I STARTED SMASHING HER WHILE SHE MOANAED AND WE BOTH COMED TOGHETOR AND WHEN I WENT HOME AND WAS AT THE MY FRIENDS DOOR SHE WHISPERED IN MY EAR THAT WE SHOUKD DO THAT AGAIN SOME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO SIGMA HOTTTT IM GONNA BECOMES MY FRIENDS SIGMA STEPDAD!!!!!OK THATS ALL FOR TODAY GAMER SIGMA BOYS

Hey guys, have I told you about "The cake is a lie" reference from Portal? It's hilarious! Every time someone mentions cake or lies, I just have to say it. I mean, come on, who doesn't love a good Portal reference? It's like the best game ever!🤓

But the one quote that really sticks out to me is, "The cake is a lie." I mean, come on, it's such a classic line! Every time someone mentions cake or lies, I just have to say it. It's like a reflex at this point.🤓

But, I don't know why, lately when I make the reference, nobody seems to laugh. I mean, I think it's hilarious! I've even tried making it in different accents, but still, no one seems to think it's funny. It's so weird, I don't get it.🤓

One time, I made the reference at a family gathering, and everyone just stared at me in silence. It was so awkward, I thought for sure they would find it funny. Another time, I made the reference to a girl I was interested in, and she just looked at me like I was crazy. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.🤓

But, I can't help it, I just love making Portal references all the time. It's like my personality now. I know some people find me annoying, but whatever, they just don't appreciate my humour. I mean, who wouldn't love to hang out with someone who's constantly making Portal references? It's just so cool and clever at the same time. 😎

Almost as weird once, I was at a funeral, and they were carrying the coffin when I smelled lemon cake for the wake. Endorphins rushed through my body as I proudly pronounced. "The cake is a lie!!!!!!" They got startled and dropped the coffin (sadly fatally crushing one of the four people carrying it😮‍💨), and they all immediately froze trying to process what was happening. What was weird, though, was nobody laughed, like at all! They instead called an ambulance and tried to resuscitate the crushed person. They must have been too busy trying to save him to appreciate my fantastic and genius original reference. I yelled "doesnt anybody here play PORTAL?" and nobody responded.They didn't laugh even after I told them too and threatened to jump in the grave if they didn't! Like what?

My (now ex) gf told me that it wasn't funny the first time or the nineteenth, but I just can't help myself. It's like a compulsion, you know? I mean, it's just so clever and funny. I don't think I'll ever get tired of it.

So, if you're sick of me and my references, tough luck. I'm not gonna stop anytime soon. If you can't handle the awesomeness of a Portal reference, then that's your problem🤓

So, if you ever hear me saying, "The cake is a lie" for the millionth time, you better laugh. It is the funniest and greatest reference in the world and you must like it. It is so clever and subtle, and I know everybody secretly loves it. After all, the cake is a lie😃

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I've never told anyone this. When I was a child I accidentally poked a hole in a Stretch Armstrong that I got for my birthday. I hid him under my bed so I wouldn't get in trouble. Weeks later I found him and for some reason licked the stuff that had crusted from his wound and found it to be extremely sweet and delicious. Over that summer I would retrieve Stretch from his isolated chamber and secretly consume his syrupy life fluid. By the time third grade started I had bled Stretch Armstrong dry in some vampiric sugar addiction. He was deflated and nothing more than a rubber corpse of the hero we once had.

God fucking damn it. I cant listen to Bad To The Bone without thinking of skulls flying, exploding, looking surprised or skeletons running through a graveyard. Fuck you. Every time i hear the first riff of the song i just picture myself a skeleton's head exploding with the caption "Fr????💀💀💀" and i giggle. Same goes for Freebird. Every time i hear the amazing, dopamine giving guitar solo of this masterpiece of a song, i see fucking rats, varying in quality, size and numbers, SPINNING AIMLESSLY IN RANDOM DIRECTIONS WITH THE CAPTION DESCRIBING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE GIF. ITS PRONOUNCED GIF AND NOT JIF, FUCK YOU. YOU FUCKERS RUINED 2 BEAUTIFUL SONGS WITH RETARDED RATS AND SKULLS. go. to. hell.

Credit to u/fight_for_the_grid_1

If this has already been posted let me know, please!

The Piss Man will take your piss. He will not harm you, as long as you give him your piss. Do not attempt to run from the Piss Man, he can smell your piss. Do not attempt to hurt the Piss Man, his whole existence is pain. Give the Piss Man your piss and he will leave, resist and he will take your piss by force. Once the Piss Man has your piss, you will never see him again.

The Piss Man will take your piss.

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Local teacher Valerie Frizzle was reportedly fired from Walkerville Elementary School after shrinking a school bus filled with children and sending it up a guy’s ass, according to those familiar with the situation.

“We have decided to let Ms. Frizzle go, after decades of teaching, due to an incident in which she led a school bus of children inside of a man’s asshole,” explained Walkerville Elementary principal Stephen Ruhle. “At this time, we are unsure what educational purposes this trip Ms. Frizzle claimed to provide, especially considering the class she was teaching was not a health or science class and was for third grade students. Traveling to other planets or frictionless environments are dangerous enough, but this time Ms. Frizzle has taken one step too far. We have a zero tolerance policy at this school and will not condone any sexually charged field trips from any teachers.”

According to those familiar with the situation, the man whose asshole students were sent inside was a former student of Frizzle’s named Ralph Tennelli.

“Oh god, what was I doing? What was I thinking?! I can’t go back to prison!” Tennelli was reportedly heard saying after being apprehended by police. “Ever since I got sick that one time as a kid and Frizzle had all the other students go inside my body, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I needed it to happen again. I needed something more! The things I did — oh god, I’m so fucked up.”

Various members of the Walkerville community and former students of Ms. Frizzle spoke about the situation.

“Ms. Frizzle would never do something that wasn’t educational! This is such BS,” said Wanda Li. “Maybe those kids should toughen up and get inside that guy’s asshole and learn a thing or two about whatever sciences Frizzle wanted them to learn about. She probably had some really awesome lecture about prostates or something and these kids aren’t gonna learn shit anymore. Shame on Walkerville Elementary.”

“Oh boy, oh my gosh, it’s just so scary what’s happening at our schools, oh no,” said Arnold Perlstein. “What a terrifying adventure these poor students must have gone through. I remember having Ms. Frizzle as a teacher and she terrorized me; all I wanted to do was stay in the classroom and read textbooks, but she forced me to go to the Arctic and back in time, and one time, to New Jersey. I’ve been in therapy practically my whole life!”

“Haha. That sucks ass! Get it?” said Carlos Ramon.

At press time, police had reportedly raided Frizzle’s home and confiscated a dead, stuffed chameleon.

I fucking HATE Justin Roiland, every fucking thing he has done is just a blight upon this earth. Rick and Morty, high on life, any other possible form of media he is in. At first the voice might have been funny and somewhat humorous but after just none stop "o-oh jeez rick!" I never wanted to fucking blow someone's skull open with a rail spike more in my life. GOD FUCKING DAMN every clip of high on life makes me question why we still exist if we just are here to suffer from our own creations. If I was in a room with Hitler, Justin Roiland, and the entire U.S. military at my disposal to dispose of them I would use every last option I could to destroy even the base molecules he was apart of. BE WARNED if any incident happened that caused Justin Roiland to have a premature death rest assured I WILL HAVE BEEN INVOLVED. From a simple car crash to another fucking 9/11 I will purge that fucking mongrel hide incel FUCK from this plane of existence may god look on his soul as I look on his living flesh, with disgust, hatred, and malice. May hell not even have a place for such an evil, may he be lost in an empty void conscious to his lack of senses in every department. There is no redemption for him at this point in time. His death will not even undo or satisfy my hatred of this singular man. If I could have a genie like in Aladdin I would make my every wish catered to his endless torment through life and death. If there be no eternal salvation after death I will create it to deny him specifically from entrance. This fucking plight upon our world deserves nothing but terror and suffering. May his skin rot and turn to glass. May his bones turn to mush as he lives, unable to support the massive weight of his failures anymore. May his vocal cords be ripped from his body as he watches without the ability to stop the inevitable. I HATE HIM.

I failed as a therapist. I 32f, and my client, 4m were talking normally. He was talking about the multiple felonies he committed, and i was cheering him on. All normal stuff. Suddenly, he looked at me weird. He then proceeded to transform into a 32 year old male, and i blushed. We started furiously kissing and touching each other all over. We then proceeded to engage in rough sexual intercourse for 7 hours straight without stopping. When we were done, we looked at each other, and he transformed back into a four year old. I looked into my tea cup and take out the tea bag. It read “funny stuff”. That little shit drugged me! What do i do to not go to jail?

Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON! What's a degenerate like yourself doing hugging that there ground? What's gotten into ye swine?

Plankton: Benadryl...

Mr. Krabs: You're telling me allergy pills screwed ye up this badly? AG AG AG AG AG, me dear old mother could hold her antihistamines better that ye. Here, watch this \*swallows big pill\* phew, it's been a while since i've taken any-

Plankton: H O R R O R! Vile machinations, unfit for mortal eyes.

Mr. Krabs: Eh Plankton, what's going on? I thought you kicked the bucket.

Plankton: You red one. You've stepped right into my trap, Say your prayers!

Mr. Krabs: Sheldon... What is all this?

Plankton: You're about to be stripped of all that makes you... You're about to die, Krabs. You're nothing!

Mr. Krabs: What was in that benadryl, sheldon?

Plankton: MOLLY! And you've just consumed enough to see heaven. You're about to trip on demon time!

Mr. Krabs: \*gasp and screams\*

Plankton: \*laughing\*

Mr. Krabs: Ave maria...

\*heartbeat sound and krabs dies\*

Plankton: YES! Finally, now to nab the secret fentanyl formul-

Mr. Krabs: Trying to steal me fentula, eh Sheldon?

Plankton: WHAT?

\*live leak logo appears\*

NO! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!

Mr. Krabs: Plankton... Your trip never ended, your fight with that horrible demon benadryl wages on

\*Plankton in pain by realising everything\*

You did this to yourself, Sheldon

Plankton: \*sips a cola in different dimension\* I knew in should've gone with the chinese exploding juul...

Mr. Krabs: NOW say hello to The Messiah!

Plankton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Messiah: Benadryl

Classic debate of range vs damage i suppose, the ballistics and capability to throw the can of soup would increase it's effective range, but you'd have to rely on accurate shot placement to do considerable damage, like the head, ribs or abdomen, which is entirely possible with enough skill considering the can is much easier to throw and to apply a little bit of rotation into it, which would result in conserving it's energy thus extending it's range and accuracy, a can of soup is a fine choice for a true marksman with high fidelity in dexterity and quick calculations. The brick on the other hand is the true brute's weapon, a man of strength and brutality, channelling forth your ancestors into an uncalculated, feral lob would result in devastating damage no matter where the hit takes place, however, it is a much less aerodynamic and a rather awkward shape, resulting in less than favourable accuracy and range, most lack the ability to effectively launch such an object, but fear and dread the wretched creature that can, a beast that only cares for violence and indiscriminate destruction, there is no reasoning with such an animal, the can thrower may have range, intellect and accuracy, but the brick thrower has the intent to harm, a willingness to do whatever it takes to make ends meet, the savage brawn of the brick thrower may be tamed by the can thrower if kept at bay, but lord rest the soul of the brick throwers opposition if he gets within range to strike.

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

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Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...

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