Oh gamwing, oh gamwing, how I wuv thee,
With your virtuaw worlds and hewoes to be! 💕🎮

But thewe's one thing I can't stand to do,
And that's weaving the game to go to the widdle woom! 😢🚽

So I have a secwet that I must confwess,
A wittle twick that hewps me play without stwess!
I simply refrain fwom using the throne,
And keep on gaming, in my own little zone! 🙈💻

Yes, my bwadder may ache, and my knees may go numb,
But I'll keep on playing, until I'm done!
For there's nothing that can stop my gaming spree,
Not even a trip to the bathroom, you see! 😅🎮

So here's to gaming, and all that it bwings,
The excitement, the fun, and the joy it sings!
And if I have to hold it in for a while,
Well, that's just the pwice I pay with a smile! 😜💕

Please mark this nsfw. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the video and began to orgasm aswell.

This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom.

After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the video, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, prett hot image. Dang


Sauce:

https://www.reddit.com/r/hmm/comments/11yble5/hmm/jd74m8e/

Hello, I will be arriving in Tokyo tomorrow and I would like to ask something.
This of course isn't the main purpose of my trip, but I was wondering what is the best way to find a single female Japanese female? Like what locations are the best place to find them? Also, what is the best place to take them on a first date and what kind of gifts do they enjoy? I am traveling from the states, so I would greatly appreciate any information from those who have a Japanese GF themselves. Thanks!

I would fuck Johnny Joestar so unbelievably rough it’s unreal, I’ve always had feelings for men but Johnny awakens a primal response from the deepest pits of my heart that turn me into a savage who’ll make it so he can’t walk again again.TBH Diego can get it too, I would love to run my fingers across the cracks on his face, and listen to him whimper and beg, I’d make sure he isn’t such a cocky little brat anymore and fuck him with such passion that he no longer feels that need of importance he got from losing his mom, not to mention I’d totally help him get vengeance, all for the sake of my undying love of courseAnyway, you know how some people say that rapists should be used in place of testing animals, well I’m gonna “test” how good Funny Valentine can take cock, not even love train can save him from the penetration, just like spin, my infinite thirst for the dimension warping bussy knows no bounds, he won’t need another wife when I’m done with him, all aboard the love train, three tickets to “ride” ifyk what I mean, Johnny, Diego, and Valentine are never gonna be the same when I’m done with their bodies, not that it’ll be a change for the worse.

I cant't fucking take it, i see an image of a random object posted, and then i see it, fucking see it, all that kind of reminds me of OMORI it started as, that's cool. That's a funny reference, but it kept going. I'd see an instrument that reminds me of OMORI, i'd see an animated girl that reminds me of OMORI, i'd go outside to touch grass, but the plants remind me of OMORI!
ITS TORMENT PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR!!
I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally every time i see a fucking staircase, I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T 🥺
AND DONT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE WORDS!
I will never be able to hear the word SOMETHING without thinking of OMORI, i will never be able to hear the words CLOSE without thinking of OMORI!
Google tell me that today's weather is Sunny, and i fucking think... about... OMORI 🥺
I COULD WATCH SOMEONE I LOVE JUMP OFF A FUCKING BUILDING, AND ALL I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY IS ✨Close✨
I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, OMORI HAS DESTROYED MY FUCKING LIFE, I WANT TO ERASE MYSELF FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

I'm taking about the most elite ninjas I forgot what the fucking guys are called there is a name for them but who fucking gives a fucking shit you motherfucker? You really fuckin think you'll remember this in 15 ass minutes? I don't. The ninjas can't die because they're not real.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead if you're reading this, please leave me alone I don't want to have SEX with you I understand how badly you need me I get it. You're just acting a little creepy is all.

Now, the reason why I made my post, I don't just shoot ninjas, I kick them. They can't survive the leg, not sure why. Something about the power of it I think gets them... Oh well I guess I'll never know. But if I find out whatever it is I'm talking about I might know what I'm fucking talking about. I'd rather light a ninja on fire then have him drown with infinite hydration, not a very good idea. The whole point is to kill the samurai looking mother, NOT give him infinite drinks.

It was a hot, sunny day in Albequrque. Walt had a long day cooking meth with Todd-it was exhausting. He needed a break. To relax. Unfortunately, someone was right on his tail.

"WALT! OPEN UP THIS IS THE DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY! WE HAVE A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST" boomed Daddy Schrader. He kicked down the door and found Walt crying in the shower. He yanked him out and dried him up before handcuffing him.

"You've been a bad bad boy Walt... you SUSSY BAKA" grinned Hank. Walt gasped as he knew what Hank was about to do. Hank picked him up and took him into the Humvee.

"Mmmm I've been wanting this for a long long time" said Special Agent Steve Gomez. Walt let out a yelp. Hank ripped off his pants and began fucking Walt's tight ass.

"AH AH AAAAAAAAAAH" Walt moaned.

"Yeah you like that don't you... YOU DIRTY BAKA" shouted Hank. He then pulled it out and let Steve Gomez have a turn.

"MMMMMMMMMMM WHO'S YOUR DADDY" said Special Agent Gomez

"Allow me" said Gassy Gustavo who just appeared. Gus Fring fingered Special Agent Gomez's prostate

"Oh Dios! Haz que se detenga, haz que se detenga!" groaned Special Agent Gomez

Gus then proceeded to fart on some fried chicken and made all of them eat it. He then sat on Hank's face and made him his scat slave. He read a newspaper while he was doing it. Then the doors opened and Don Hector arrived with Jack and Jack's crew. Jack pinched Lydia's nipple as Todd began fucking her wet pussy.

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH" moaned Lydia.

"Alright, where's my little mule" growled Hector. He opened the boot of the Humvee and climbed inside the rocking Humvee. He grabbed Gus by the skull and made Gus suck his massive penis and Gus pouted.

Meanwhile Jesse was watching all of this, mouth gaping wide open. He vomited profusely.

In an interview with IGN, Gabe Newell confirmed a new addition to the Counter-Strike 2 weapon sandbox, the Tactical Juul.

_"This has been requested by our players for a very long time"_ Valve's founder said while taking a very big puff off his cannabis-infused e-cigarette. _"When a player uses the Tactical Juul, they generate a cloud of smoke around their heads, reducing the risk of headshots but also obscuring their own view in the process"_ he explained. _"The smoke cloud is powered by the new graphical capabilities of Source 2, meaning the cloud reacts dynamically with both the environment and the player's actions. We are excited to see the new strategies players come up with when using this item."_

When asked for clarification about how this item is supposed to help players during their matches, he proceeded to take an even bigger puff of his e-cigarette, becoming visibility more impaired. _"Weed skins, son"_ Newell loudly moaned. _"We've been trying to implement them for years, but the technology just wasn't there. Source 2 improved rendering pipeline helped our developers improve their work output so much that they actually got too much work done, leaving us with long periods of downtime at our office. We ended up having so much time to think about how we could surprise our players. Then we found this"_ Gabe said, proudly holding holding his e-cigarette like a caveman who had just discovered fire. _"After taking some hits, we realized something. We lost our way, as gamers, when weed skins became less common in video games. Call of Duty had the right idea, but something else was missing. The great minds at Valve Software eventually realized, during playtesting, that players needed something useful in-game, just putting some weed decals in the M4A1-S wouldn't be enough"_ he explained. _"We spent so much time working on this, we had to shift some of our devs working in our latest Half-Life project"_ he admitted, much to the dismay of the interviewer and the rest of the staff. _"Don't be sad, son. Here, take a hit, you'll see what I'm talking about in a second"_ Newell said as he offered his Juul to the interviewer.

The interviewer refused to use the device, explaining that IGN had a very strict anti-drug policy and smoking wasn't even allowed inside the building. _"It's that so?"_ GabeN said, as he saw IGN's security staff approaching to confiscate the item. He proceeded to press a series of buttons in the device, which suddenly started beeping and flashing a red light. _"The bomb has been planted"_ he said with a mocking look on his face, after which he threw the device towards the security guards, leaving them confused as he ran out of the room and left the building.

The device beeped progressively faster until it suddenly exploded, releasing a large cloud of smoke filling the interview room with weed and causing the staff to flee in panic.

Though this marks Valve's first official confirmation of gameplay changes in Counter-Strike 2, the question of how gamers will react to Gabe Newells vision for the game remains unanswered.

You know who it is. It's ya boy, dreamy, and I just want to get on here and squash a little bit- a little MYTH that keeps RINGING in my DMs and RINGING in my timeline... SELF PLEASURE DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY. Self pleasure does not make you straight. Self pleasure does not make you a trans. What is elf pleasure? When you pleasure yo DAMN self. Whether you're gay, straight, trans, all these other -EXUALS that you like to put out here, I don't care what it is when you pleasure your damn self- Half of these damn dildos out here look like dicks- do I have the choice- am I the manufacturing of the god damn toys? Hell no. *laughing* Yall hear what I'm saying- IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU ALL THESE TITLES. I do it because I like it for mySELF. That's. The. Damn. Plain. Simple. Truth. You get it? Alright, be blessed.

I wash my anus three times a day. Morning shower, afternoon refresh, and night time routine. This includes regular maintenance such as rigorous washing, hair trimming/pulling, and deodorizer. If you don't do this, you're basically a homophobe

Hmm, let's see. You've been a jerk to everyone, including me. And you're always late. And you never listen. And you're always talking behind people's backs. And you're rude and arrogant. And you're selfish and greedy. And you're lazy and irresponsible. And you're a liar. And you're a cheat. And you're a thief. And you're a hypocrite. And you're a narcissist. And you're a coward. And you're a troll. And you're an attention seeker. And you're an airhead. And you're a know-it-all. And you're a nerd. And you're a weirdo. And you're a dork. And you're a loser. And you're a sperg. And you're an edgelord. And you're a chud. And you're a fucking bitch. And you're a retard. And you're a moron. And you're a baka. And you're a tsundere. And you're a shutin. And you're a spammer. And you're a miko. And you're a hikikomori. And you're a wannabe. And you're a fag. And you're a tomboy. And you're a femboy. And you're a trap. And you're a vtuber. And you're a yandere. And you're a zashiki warashi. And you're a need. And you're a virgin. And you're a bdsm slave. And you're a sad panda person. And you're an exhentai worker. And you're an r18 user. And you're a furry. And you're a /vt/ user. And you're an anonymous 4channer. And you're an anonymous reddit user. And you're an anonymous tumblr user. And you're an anonymous twitter user. And you're an anonymous instagram user.

Well, well, well, my fellow Redditors, today I come to you with a pressing matter that demands our immediate attention. You see, there's this wholesome heckin' chonker out there that we all know and love - Big Chungus. Yes, you heard me right, Big Chungus. Now, as devoted worshipers of the majestic Chungus, it is our responsibility to keep track of his every move, even if it means calculating the circumference and volume of his massive form.

So, without further ado, let's get to it. After conducting some extensive research (a quick Google search), I have discovered that Big Chungus is, in fact, a wholesome heckin' chonker, more commonly known as a red giant. Now, I know what you're thinking - "why on earth would anyone want to calculate the circumference and volume of a red giant named Big Chungus?" Well, my dear friends, the answer is simple - we must defend Big Chungus's honor and prove to the world just how truly massive and awe-inspiring he is.

So, let's start with the circumference. According to my research, the average circumference of a red giant is approximately 1 billion kilometers. Now, I know that may sound like a lot, but we're talking about Big Chungus here - a chonker of legendary proportions. So, let's assume that Big Chungus is at least twice the size of the average red giant, which would put his circumference at a whopping 2 billion kilometers.

Next up, we have the volume. Now, this one is a bit trickier, but bear with me. According to my research (aka, a quick glance at Wikipedia), the average volume of a red giant is approximately 100 times that of our sun. Again, we're talking about Big Chungus here, so let's assume that he's at least 10 times bigger than the average red giant. That would put his volume at a mind-boggling 1,000 times that of our sun.

Now, I know what you're thinking - "OP, why on earth are you wasting your time calculating the circumference and volume of a red giant named Big Chungus?" Well, my friends, it's all for the sake of defending his honor and reminding the world just how truly awe-inspiring he is. So, the next time someone tries to belittle Big Chungus or question his greatness, just remember these numbers - a circumference of 2 billion kilometers and a volume 1,000 times that of our sun.

In conclusion, my fellow Chungus worshipers, let us continue to stand by our beloved wholesome heckin' chonker and defend his honor at all costs. Whether it's through scientific calculations or simply spreading the word of his greatness, let us never forget the impact that Big Chungus has had on our lives and the world as a whole.

Rating: 1/5 stars

To say that Microsoft Sam has been a disappointment is an understatement of colossal proportions. I cannot begin to express the sheer frustration and annoyance I've experienced while having to endure this text-to-speech voice's presence on my computer.

First and foremost, the voice is so robotic and monotonous that it makes me want to tear my hair out. It has the personality of a broken toaster, and I can't help but feel like I'm being talked down to by a malfunctioning AI. Listening to Microsoft Sam has been more infuriating than having my ears assaulted by a thousand nails on a chalkboard.

Moreover, the voice's intonation and pronunciation are beyond abysmal. It's as if the developers behind Microsoft Sam didn't even bother to consult an actual human being when designing the software. There have been countless times when the voice has butchered even the simplest of words, leaving me not only angry but confused as to what it was trying to convey.

The overall performance is so bad that I can't even trust Microsoft Sam to read basic text accurately. It seems to have a mind of its own, leaving me to constantly double-check everything it's said. This is not only a massive inconvenience but a total waste of my time.

I'm also baffled by the lack of customization options available for this software. I would expect that in the year 2023, we'd be able to fine-tune text-to-speech voices to our liking. Alas, Microsoft Sam is as rigid and unyielding as a brick wall, offering no flexibility or personalization to users.

In conclusion, Microsoft Sam has been a soul-crushing, hair-pulling, infuriating experience that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Avoid this text-to-speech voice like the plague, and spare yourself the torment and frustration that I've had to endure.

Stay a fuck virgin. Masturbate n masturbate n masturbate. N masturbate some more. Become a compulsive and addicted full-on, full- time, fully- flegged solosexual masturbator. I have at times masturbated for 2½ hrs before orgasm. And l try not to masturbate for less than 45 minutes. I always tease my dick every time l masturbate. Always masturbate nude and always look down at your dick n watch your clenched fist pound away masturbate masturbate masturbate. I always talk to my dick when l masturbate. My dick is my best friend, l tell my dick everything, knowing it will never betray me. Think of nothing else but, masturbate masturbate masturbate, your dick. Become addicted, become compulsive. I haven't fucked my wife since I was 40yrs old. Now l always wished l'd remaind single. I fcn love the masturbate life. Wouldn't change it for anything else.

Walter: UwU, Jesse-kun. We have to cook.

Jesse: \**surprised\** Huh? What are you talking about, Mr. White?

Walter: \**puts on a mask\** Shhh, we can't let anyone see us. We're going to make something very special together.

Jesse: \**curious\** What do you mean, Mr. White?

Walter: \**whispers\** We're going to make the purest and most delicious product, Jesse-kun. But we have to be very careful, or we might get caught by the big bad cops.

Jesse: \**nervous\** I don't know, Mr. White. This sounds dangerous.

Walter: \**puts a hand on Jesse's shoulder\** Don't worry, Jesse-kun. I'll protect you. We'll work together and make something amazing.

Jesse: \**determined\** Okay, let's do this!

Walter and Jesse work together, mixing and stirring ingredients carefully.

Walter: \**smiling\** We did it, Jesse-kun. We made something incredible!

Jesse: \**excited\** Yeah, this is awesome! *looks around* But what do we do with it now?

Walter: \**serious\** We have to be very careful. We can't let anyone find out what we've done.

Jesse: \**concerned\** But how are we going to sell it?

Walter: \**smirks\** That's my job, Jesse-kun. I'll take care of everything.

Jesse: \**grinning\** Alright, Mr. White. Let's do this!

I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.

Fuck you.Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as the moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck k up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because I know that your birth may have never become if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that when you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically r bone structure, researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate them to a useless reality. your because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades t piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not you were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for like a family member your birth made it so that mankind is worse of ine to love you f in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society never really recover into a state of ization. can organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but unrecognizable core, v this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering. worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by tradius anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been l fif you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, been better off if you'd never cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately escale which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone describe the s e on that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything solute nave actually taken place that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be Code invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix o fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend ng you may yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event e able to even slightly as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were a epare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, prepare children would be preemptively killed to protect your suniverse from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being aan half as he protect this will never be able to have killed f as bad as you are, except you will being even children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hu a hundred mile of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only radius to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that y have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it. usly feel an indescribable mixt mixture would spontaneously feel an who woulding mistake that you of immane immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just failure e down here, and I would meedoent of it until my heart stone heating working as hard and efficiently spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating v as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to the subject understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take s so much deepe the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to fun that that in the end of my hate, and I exaggerate, but 1 think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world und being sive amount that all mo combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even beable to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.STOP FUCKING USING EMOJIS!!!!! 😡Fuck you.Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated,ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck k up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because i o that your birth may have never become he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your I you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically r bone structure, researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate them to a useless reality. your because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades t piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for like a family member your birth made it so that mankind is worse of ine to love you f in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society never really recover into a state of ization. can organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but unrecognizable core, v this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering. worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by tradius anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been l fif you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, been better off if you'd never cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately escale which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone describe the s e on that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything solute nave actually taken place that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be Code invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix o fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend ng you may yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event e able to even slightly as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were a epare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, prepare children would be preemptively killed to protect your suniverse from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being aan half as he protect this will never be able to have killed f as bad as you are, except you will being even children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hu a hundred mile of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only radius to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that y have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it. usly feel an indescribable mixt mixture would spontaneously feel an who woulding mistake that you of immane immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just failure e down here, and I would meedoent of it until my heart stone heating working as hard and efficiently spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating v as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whose soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When the people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies and become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to the subject understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take s so much deepe the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to fun that that in the end of my hate, and I exaggerate, but 1 think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world and being sive amount that all mo combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgment in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even beable to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.STOP FUCKING USING EMOJIS!!!!! 😡

But you're a FURRY! and FURRY = Z#OOPH1L3!!! You are a FURRY, and that means you want to fuck animals!! OR (more likely) you ALREADY fuck animals!!!! No, shut the FUCK up! You're view of your own hobby is wrong, and I know your brain better than you! I am an exemplar of psychology, and I deem you a ZOOPHILE!!! Because you're a FURRY! Because you like to FUCK ANIMALS! Anyways, I'm gonna go back to jacking off to loli hentai (she's actually 10000 years old, you stupid bigot) and snorting Dorito dust off my fleshlight.

I've never told anyone this. When I was a child I accidentally poked a hole in a Stretch Armstrong that I got for my birthday. I hid him under my bed so I wouldn't get in trouble. Weeks later I found him and for some reason licked the stuff that had crusted from his wound and found it to be extremely sweet and delicious. Over that summer I would retrieve Stretch from his isolated chamber and secretly consume his syrupy life fluid. By the time third grade started I had bled Stretch Armstrong dry in some vampiric sugar addiction. He was deflated and nothing more than a rubber corpse of the hero we once had.

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