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Oh yeah you like that, don't you? you do right? I hope you do, cuz I do, I'm having a blast over here cumming all over your internal organs, oh YEAH I'm gonna fill you up good, like blowing air into a balloon, but it is actually me blowing cum into your innards, you stupid dumb retarded whore, you absolute macrocephalic prostitute, you need to study harder if you want to keep up with the ever growing size of my COCK, every morning I have to use the power of math to calculate the amount of blood it requires to pump my fat throbbing PEEPEE so i can eat accordingly, last time I didn't I only had a slice of pizza for breakfast and passed out after pulling out my obese appendage for a rough masturbation session, GOD just thinking about that pizza is making me even HORNIER, I hope you can handle all this pounding because I'm not stopping any time soon BABY, I have all day, it is my day off from working at the ASS BLASTING factory where I shoot thick cum ropes into even thicker asses all day long, but not today! today I get to smash YOUR dumb celulitic oss for a full 24 hours, that's right, that's an ENTIRE DAY, kinda, I think a day is actually 4 minutes under 24 hours so I'm actually gonna obliterate your bottoms for an extra 4 minutes, FOUR, just like how you're in all fours you absolute mammal, what are you some sort of dog? hell NO you fucking WISH you were a dog just like me, with a juicy plump red rocket, are you jealous? I hope you are, this meaty bulb didn't make itself you know? cocks are like plants, you have to nourish them, talk nice to them, play some classic music while you stroke them carefully, whatever, even if you were to take care of your phallus as much as I did I doubt you have my POWERFUL and superior genes, you stupid cat, you ugly spiky member feline, wait, do you even have a dick? I DON'T CARE as long as you have holes that need to be filled you cheddar cheese looking and smelling fuck, god I wish I had some red wine to go with your delicous cheesiness, after this you wanna head to the ligupr store? I hope you can drive with broken hips, because unless you've been drinking your milk I doubt your bones are strong enough to power through my thorough lightbulbing. if you can't we can just call a taxi, yesh I know what you're thinking, I don't trust uber, they're way too nice and they don't even want to FUCK, why would you even THiNK of wishing me a good night if you don't even wanna engage in sexual intercourse, how would that be a good night? total fucking neanderthals, and their cars always have nice suspension, I like my rides rough and bumpy, just like your ASS and the way I'm mangling it this very moment, we may have to take abreak and head out soon because all this talking is making my throat dry and sore, and I haven't even shown you my self sucking skills, but that's a story for another day, literally, because it takes me almost 24 hours to cum, I'm not bullshitting either, the doctor said that's not normal, so I had to stand up and give him a moutful of DOG DONG, he tried to bite it off but my sausage is so girthy I broke his jaw open, I think he died, that cocksucker, haha get it? you see what I did there? I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't since my sense of humor is so advanced. I can only imagine what your brain is gonna look like after I'm done with you, probably like a strawberry smoothie, FUCK if it does you better not leak any of it on my carpet, last time I had brains spill on it if took me THREE hours of constant scrubbing to get it off, in that time I could ve done so much, like make me a fat burger, shit I think I forgot to buy beef, okay so after the liquor store we need to go to walmart or something, I have to use my advanced brain power to calculate what time it is going to be after we're done BANGING, how long ago did we start? I think its been around 5 hours or so, if we don't take any breaks we should be done at around 10:30 pm, walmart closes at 11 so we gotta haul ass, or at least I do, cuz you aren'f going to have an ass to haul later on HAHA, you mentally and physically handicapped turdnugget, wait shit don't cry. I thought you liked getting bulied, or is erying part of the bit? oh well, that means your eyeballs are gonna be lubed up 600D, Ive never fucked someone in the eyebali before, are you exicted to be my first? maybe if I cum in your brain through your eyehole some of my upper level genes are gonna juice up your dumbass brain what if you get pregnant though? I can't imogine your fat fucking head being arry bigger, where would it even come out from? or would your head crack open like an egg? did you know echidnas lay eggs even though they're mammals? an echidna is like a hedgehog but with fat meaty hands, they also have a four headed penis MAN those things are insane, I hope I get to fuck one some day speaking of multiple heads, do you think if you cut a hydra's penis they grow more dickheods? you could surprise your significant other with a bucket o cocks, who needs flowers anyway flowers are fucking GAY, just like that one horse singer, did you know he's gay? unbelievable, he makes the straightest music, I kind of got suspicious when he released that single that was just sounds of him literally sucking a cock for 6 minutes though,