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I'm giving five stars because there is No More Mildew! However, I think the Mrs. may have purchased this as just another excuse to avoid intimacy. I am a big man (450+ lbs.) so it takes me a while in the shower to get all the parts squeaky clean. I've always purchased clear shower curtains to enhance the intimacy between the wife and I. On a regular basis she would come in to the bathroom to brush her teeth or wash her hands and would catch a glimpse of me showering. This would often lead to sexy time as she has trouble keeping her hands off of me (also, she is a very fit yoga instructor, so is always ready to go at a moment's notice). You can only imagine my surprise when the Amazon smiley box arrived with a FROSTED shower curtain. When I queried her on her motive she claimed it must have been a mistake, but I'm no fool. I've been noticing a pattern lately - it started with the sleeping mask and ear plugs (sometimes, even through breakfast!). Having my suspicions, I covertly checked her iPhone - there was not a single picture of me in her entire camera roll. There were plenty of pictures of younger men with their tight, stretchy yoga pants, but not a single snapshot of yours truly. This was too much for my psyche. Being a big man (450+ lbs.) I have to be careful with what I eat so as to consume enough calories to maintain the weight. But this was too much. I started binge eating nonfat cottage cheese and rice cakes - I couldn't consume enough. I still haven't confronted her over the gallery of stretchy pant clad male bottoms and don't know know how to proceed, but I truly think something is amiss. In the past, she would roll into the massive indent in our mattress (I'm a big man (450+ lbs.)) while sleeping and it would often lead to sexy time. No more! She purchased multiple "The BIg One" pillows from Kohl's (sorry Amazon) and now carefully fills the indent before drifting into slumber. I can't overcome the chastity pillows! It's been about two months now since the FROSTY curtain arrived and in this case there is a double meaning - frosty, as in opaque and frosty, as in frigid. It's freezing around here lately!! I don't know how she can stand it, as she's always had a voracious appetite for sexy time and she's quit cold-turkey. I've got to hand it to her - she is handling the abstinence with surety and cheer. She's as bouncy and cheerful as ever - maybe even more so.
Which leads me to my dilemma - I have always replaced our shower curtains on a very regular basis. At the first sign of mildew, out it goes and in comes another. But this guy has No More MIldew!! I wait anxiously for the mildew to arrive and rescue me from this decidedly not enjoyable period of time, but it never comes - it never comes! Curse you Maytex and your No More Mildew relationship wrecker, FROSTY!!

As a big, strong muscular man people find it weird that i would date such a small gullible child. They see me and her holding hands down the street and ask if i'm her ''big brother'' when i simply tell them no, we're dating! They then proceed to smack me in the face and kick me in the nuts. Why do people have such a problem with our relationship? I mean yeah i'm old enough to enlist in the military, drive a car, and even reached the age of consent in many places while SHE'S still playing with barbie dolls. But nope, they're the problems. Not me

If Hinduism is bad: - 🇮🇳 ( 1 ) Then why scientists of "NASA” Considered voice emanating from The 🌞 SUN 🌞 by the "" OM"🅾♏" ( 2 )Why United States got 4 Patents on "Indian-Native–Cow urine" & Is developing anti-cancer drugs . While we are aware of the Importance of " cow urine" Since Thousands of years. ( 3 ) Why is “ BHAGAVAD GITA” a must read in " Setan -Hall University in New Jersey (U.S.) ( 4 ) Why Islamic country like Indonesia names their Airlines “Garuda Indonesia Airlines” & The "National Emblem" called “Garuda Pancasila” Named after the holy bird “Garuda of Hinduism” . In Hindu mythology, Garuda is the name of Lord Vishnu's mount (vahana). (5) Indonesia, one of most populous Muslim country in the world, have imprinted “Lord Ganesha “ on their high-denomination (20,000 rupiah) currency note. ( 6 ) Why " Barack Obama," always keeps a photo of " Lord Hanuman" In his pocket? ( 7 ) Why Today The whole world is crazy for 😇"Yoga - pranayama"? ( 8 ) Why" Ancient Indian scientists" Had informed Thousand years ago ,that 🌍 “Earth is round” 🌎 ( 9 ) Why name of German Airlines "Lufthansa" derived from Sanskrit Words 'Lupth' & 'Hansa' meaning Disappearing swan (bird). ( 10 ) Why the mountain of ‘Afganisthan ' has a Hindu name " Hindukush " ? ( 11 ) Why in the name of Hindus 🇮🇳Hindi language 🇮🇳Hindustan , 🇮🇳Hind Mahasagar l(Indian Ocean) ( 12 ) Why in the country of Vietnam a 4000-year old statue of " Lord Vishnu" found ? ( 13 ) Why Dr. Howard Steingeril, an American scientist, after researching considered that Hindus " Gayatri Mantra " produced 110,000 sound waves /second... 🔊 This was the highest & was found to be the most powerful hymn in the world. ( 14 ) Why Immam of Barwala Masjid in Baghpat (U.P.) after reading 📔“Satyartha Prakash” 📔 by Swami DayanandSaraswati adopt Hindu religion with his new name "Mahendra Pal Arya" in November 1983, Since then he has converted thousands of Muslims into “Hindus” & has invited Dr.Zakir Naik several times to debate but Dr Naik never gathered to confront him. ( 15 ) If " Yajna\* " Performed by Hindus is "Superstitious" Then "Kushwaha - family" the only survivor of 'Bhopal Gas Tragedy' managed to escape the tragedy becoz they were performing "yajna" (16) Burning of Cow ghee on cow-dung cakes, produces phenomenal amount of oxygen & clears contamination from air. (10 gms produce 1 ton oxygen) (17 ) Why "Julia Roberts" (American actress & producer) Adopt Hindu religion And Goes to Temple everyday (18) If " Ramayana" Is false ,Then Why in the world, only stones of " Ram - bridge" are still floating ? ( 19 ) If Mahabharata🔔 is false , Then how recent exploration activity by National - Geographic 's team , & the Indian Army in the northern region of India uncover a Giant skeleton of ' Ghatotkach ' (80 foot) Son of Bhima. ( 20 ) Why the US troops in Kandahar (Afganistan) recently discovered a 5000 year old Vimana, (an aeroplane) from ancient Mahabharata period? \* Lufthansa: When an aeroplane service first started in Germany, the aircraft they employed in service were pure white, resembling huge white swans. When these aeroplanes would fly into the sky and grow slowly smaller and disappear, they would look like swans disappearing into the heart of the sky. In Sanskrit, the word that could describe them was lupth-hansa, or the hidden swan and that's the correct meaning. \*A Yajna is a sacred purifying ritual (havan) in Hinduism that involves a fire ceremony. It is a ritual of sacrifice made to the fire god Agni . objects such as Ghee(Clarified butter), grains, honey,or wood are put into the sacred fire. Feel proud to be “Hindu” Feel proud to be “Hindustani” 🚩Value our ancient scripture God bless all

Holy shit the things I'd do for Haru to peg me while Alice is stepping on me. Like, imagine Alice standing of top of me with some heels, one of her feet on my back and the other on my head. And while she is furiously stomping and laughing at how pathetic I am Haru takes out a massive dildo and just starts pegging me as fast as she can. But that is not the best part. Then, suddenly, while Haru is still pegging me, Alice takes her heels off and makes me lick her feet clean with my tongue. Imagine all that sweat that her feet must have collected from repeatedly stomping my body. They must be super dirty and salty, and I would be helpless and forced to suck on her beautiful and delicious toes. After she deems her feet clean, she would kick me and make me turn around. And here is where the true fun starts. Haru starts making me suck on her dildo, covered in all my shit, while she just slaps my face around or something. Imagine her marvellous lady hands slapping my face until it turns bright red. And at the same time, Alice starts kicking my balls (that's why I turned around) both with her shoes on and off. On the one hand, her shoes probably hurt more and would be better for inflicting pain. On the other hand, consider her absolutely perfect goddess feet going near my balls. She would then start stomping them and crushing them. After they both are finished, they would leave me broken, on the floor, and waiting for them to come back again and repeat the same thing because I would have become addicted. I would just kneel right there and beg the both of them to make my their pathetic little slave.

A few months ago, I (F19) had taught my little brother (M10) some words including "rawr", "chickie nuggies", "owo", and "uwu" just for fun, since he was jokingly talking in a very high pitched voice. I thought nothing of it at the time, but now I'm starting to question if that was a bad idea.

This morning, I had just gotten to work when my mom got a phone call from the elementary school about my little brother. Seeing as I was running late, I had to rush inside to clock in so I couldn't stick around to see what was going on. Not even ten minutes later, I get a phone call from my mom FURIOUSLY screaming into the phone, "WHAT ON EARTH DOES EWOO MEAN???" Confused as to what my mom was asking me, I ask her to spell it, she goes "I don't even know, e-w-o-o?"

Still confused I asked her what was going on. Apparently my little brother was going around the playground, saying "UWU" in a high pitched voice to all of the kids there. The kids then went and told the teacher that he was saying "tiktok code words" for wanting to hurt people. The teachers after searching up ewoo meaning and not finding anything, assume that this very well much be some very bad "tiktok code word," and they call my mom.

That leads us back to my mom calling me, furiously asking what "EWOO" means. I finally figure out that she meant "UWU," so I have to explain to her that no, this is not some "tiktok code word" for wanting to hurt people, and yes, it's literally just a cutesy face, like how one would use colon parenthesis to make a smiley face.

The teachers, still not believing what's going on, insisted on pulling him out of class and made him sit next to a police officer for the rest of the school day. With that being said, I now have to go up to the school on Monday and explain what "UWU" means to a group of angry teachers and school officials.

TL;DR - I taught my little brother the word "UWU" for fun, and he is now in serious trouble at school for saying bad "tiktok code words" to the kids on the playground. I now have to go up to the school and explain to angry school officials what "UWU" means.

You know nothing ab me dipshit. My friend's and I literally had meet ups with Nazi punks and fought them with our fists. Not behind a keyboard like the pussies on Reddit. We'd fight them at shows, I've almost been jumped by them more than once but luckily got away unscathed, and when I got hammered at a party that turned out to have Cleveland's biggest racist gang there I didn't back down on my beliefs when I told them how stupid they were to claim to hate black people yet called each other the n word all night. So don't fuckn call me anything soy boy you have no idea.

No it's not. You're the face of the loss of masculinity in the western world. You are literally the example of "good times make weak people." That is but one of the readons why everyone looks at you differently. To them you're solely another statistic of a tablet kid. The people eho hate you are probably lost and don't understand what's goin on with the internet.

Treated like shit by radical lgbt and furry kids on the internet, now feels the opposite view they had on it all. You're merely a victim on one side, but if you really want to know why ir's happening to you, i'd suggest looking for neutral enlightenment.

It’s 11:30 on a Friday night I’m having an absolute blast playing Celeste and decide it’s about time for a bathroom break. I place my arse upon the all familiar toilet seat and think, “hey, might as well open Reddit to see some funny memes.” Big mistake. I take out my phone and open this godforsaken app expecting something to distract me for a good 10-15 minutes while I take a dump. As the app loaded I was blissfully unaware of the absolute degeneracy I would come across. The app loads after what seems to be but mere seconds and I come across this. My mind goes blank in utter shock of the shamelessness before my eyes. I process this information minutes after the shock my eyes experienced had calmed down, but alas, it was too late, for I had no unsee juice laying around. As I gazed into my screen, my screen displaying the most down bad shit I never suspected to come across on such an ordinary day. To you OP I have come to express the thought that is, “Fuck you.”

I see. Well, I respect your opinion, but I don’t agree with it. Emojis are a way of communicating emotions and tone in text-based conversations, which can otherwise be hard to convey. They are also widely used by people of all ages and backgrounds, not just children. In fact, according to a study by the University of Michigan and Peking University, emoji users have more social interactions and higher life satisfaction than non-users. The study I mentioned was conducted by researchers from the University of Michigan and Peking University in 20171. They surveyed over 10,000 people from 30 countries and found that emoji users had more social interactions, such as dating and making new friends, than non-users. They also found that emoji users had higher life satisfaction than non-users. The researchers suggested that emojis help people express their emotions and personality in online communication, which can enhance social bonding and well-being.

well you see i have a bit of a strained relationship with spongebob yaoi. i believe wholeheartedly that spongebob squarepants is gay and has a crush on squidward. but i was surfing the web looking for some of that squidbob content when i came across what appeared to be a nsfw comic. i think to myself, “this has to be a joke or a meme. nobody would draw nsfw spongebob squarepants, right?” so i open it out of pure curiosity and squidwards huge cock smacks me right in the face. i was appalled. his huge, blue penis and balls manifests my entire screen, and there’s spongebob, about to suck the living daylights out of this fucker. i closed the tab. i was a new person now. i had to live with that image in my mind for the rest of my life. so yeah one could say im indifferent

The discussion board prompt was an ethics scenario where you find your co-worker "Jane" copy-pasting someone else's writing.

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Dear my dear, dear friend Ms. Jane,

While I have often looked aside regarding your plagiaristic buffoonery, your impropriety and outright holography displayed in requesting me to void my own conscience is flabbergasting. I will absolutely not take someone else's work and pass it as my own work by changing words. That is lying; Jane and I will absolutely not stand for it. Not only are we stealing the words, but we are entirely voiding the original authors of the credit which they deserve. Now, what am I to do with you, you scoundrel? I don't know if I can work with you anymore, and I pray for your soul. I feel that you are in dangerous waters, for the bible says, "No one who practices deceit shall dwell in my house; no one who utters lies shall continue before my eyes." Psalm 101:7 (ESV). I am composing an email to our supervisor, Bill Butiker, in regard to your continued deceit. I will suggest mercy but also disciplined. I know Bill enjoys that your work always arrives in a timely fashion, but if he turns a blind eye, I will be forced to go above his head, rest assured actions will be taken to avoid behavior that is not befitting to a senior writer with the "Super Slam WWE Tabloid Extrodional" bi-anuel comprehensive finance report. I am simply ashamed of your laps in candor. 

With love in his name and service , 
\[STUDENT'S NAME\]
Super Slam WWE Tabloid Extrodional: Senior Writer.

122 is the absolute fucking ugliest number out of all of them, like look at it! It literally looks like a snail with two shells! It's so ugly, that I've never heard anyone say 122 because it also SOUNDS ugly! This ugly asf number should just NOT exist! I'd rather be Putin then look at this number for 1 minute more! It is also lazy, as it is just 1 and two 2s, 120 looks cooler and 121 is better because it's a palindrome, and the fact that 122 has the AUDACITY to ruin the 120 spectrum of the numbers absolutely sucks, like who tf likes 122? Not me!

Hello Mochi, I already know that i send NSFW to
your server
But why didn’t you tell me that i can’t send
NSFW to minors when i saw the channel from the
beginning?
You would have said, “you can’t send NSFW because you’re of legal age and not us”, and that’s it, i won’t send anymore
And they still make fun of me on your server.
Why did you lie to me?
Sigh, I shouldn’t have joined your server from the
beginning

I have posted before about how close we are as we’re only siblings & share a room along with growing up cuddling & I became more touchy as we got older before I stopped a little before I turned 16.

I was 13 turning 14, it was the summer of 2015. I was super horny. It was my first years of being into girls bodies & being fat in middle school with no game meant I never got a piece of booty to please myself with.

Back to my first nut. We were asleep on our own beds this time & I woke up early. Around 7am. I see her wearing some spandex booty shorts. I loved those on her. I was obviously in the mood & I got up to go lay with her. Normal spoon position with her backside to my front side. I was very hesitant as this was only my 2nd-3rd time getting close to her with my hard on.

After I’d say 20 minutes I’m in a good position with her spooning. She doesn’t react to anything so I’m thinking my hesitancy paid off. After 10 more minutes my insanely horny self wants to stick my face right next to her butt & take in the gloriousness that is her ass.

So I do it. From my spooning position I move lower until my head is facing her ass. I’m taking it all in as I’m horny in general but also love my sisters ass. After 5-10 minutes of facing her butt & taking in its essence I feel my dong start building up to prepare to nut. I try keeping calm & from moaning/grunting which I do pretty well & 10-20 second later… boom.

My first nut. I splurge everywhere in my underwear. Having no idea about nutting I go to the bathroom my heart racing and all. Wearing gray underwear really showed how I creamed all over that dong area. Pretty solid load. Some might think this experience was nasty but I really enjoyed it.

Alright, listen up you little muggle. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Death Eaters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in the Dark Arts and I'm the top wizard in the entire Ministry of Magic. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, muggle. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of wizards across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you filthy squib.

The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my wand.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but have access to the entire arsenal of the Ministry of Magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

I will cast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're

fucking dead, kiddo.

Alright, so look, I piss in the sink more often than not when I go. It’s a very convenient height for me and saves time and water, and that’s all it’s really supposed to be. I joined this sub thinking I was tryna find other people who just like to piss in the sink from time to time and face criticism from others who think that’s weird. But mf, YALL ARE WEIRD AS HELL IN HERE, BRO WTF? this is supposed to be just sum weird quirk we have, but y’all make this your identity. Your lifestyle. Sacrificing people, relationships, dignity, and more all because you are mentally incapable of making yourself piss in a toilet and lose the only thing that makes you feel special. I really thought this was gonna be a wholesome place for me to joke and laugh with easygoing, fun-loving, sink-pissing people like myself, but it’s just infested with mentally ill, kinky bozos. Y’all are weird as hell—and this is coming from a fellow sink pisser. Get y’all shit together bro, fr. have some limits and self-respect for yourself and your life.

DID YOU PUT PIZZA ALL OVER THIS HOUSE?! DON'T DENY IT! I SAW YOU! I SAW YOU PUT PIZZA ALL OVER THIS HOUSE! AND YOU! YOU'RE JUST AS GUILTY! DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE YOU DO THE WHOLE THING! GUESS WHAT? YOU...WHAT?! YOU'RE CLEANING IT TOO, DON'T WORRY! UGGGH! YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? UGGGGH!

THIS IS A PRESSURE WASHER! YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT? YOU BETTER! OTHERWISE, I'M GONNA FIRE YOU!

YOU'RE CLEANING EVERY LAST INCH OF THIS HOUSE OR YOU'RE FIRED, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

I cannot fucking take it anymore. I absolutely despise the english dub version of the movie Unicorn Wars. WHAT the FUCK were they thinking? The voice actors are so terrible that I can't even begin to describe how bad they are. Every time I hear their voices, I feel like I'm being STABBED in the ears with a rusty old knife. It's like they didn't even try to match the tone or emotion of the original actors. HOW am i gonna nut every single time i hear the Father talk, now?

Also, what the fuck is a seargent "IRONSTROKE"? His name is seargent CARICIAS. I dont CARE if you can't pronounce their original names, you can say "azoo lyn" "my muh syn" "guor day" for all i CARE but you dont fucking say BLUEY. Now my youtube, reddit, and tiktok feed will be flooded of them with their DISGUSTING new names. Makes me puke.

I don't know how anyone could defend this ABOMINATION of a dub. It's an INSULT to the fans, to the original creators, and to anyone who has ever watched a good dub. This is insane, and the making and watching of the dub version should be considered a crime. I gotta say I'm surprised it's not. If you want my honest opinion, just skip the English dub of Unicorn Wars and watch the original and REAL ONE in SPANISH with SUBTLITES. Please do or else i will blow my head off. I'm serious .

So pee is stored in the balls, this is a well known fact that everyone agrees on. But where do women store pee? Well the answer is simple! What is a woman’s equivalent to balls, isn’t it obvious? It’s their boobs, women store piss in their boobs. You may question where the milk is stored, well the left teat stores milk, while the right stores piss.