I can’t fucking escape Belarus. Everywhere I go I see it. I’m walking in school and it’s raining, I look at the floor and look at the puddle: Belarus. We’re doing PE and I look at the net: fucking Belarus. I’m washing my hands and I see a drop of water and I see, of course, BELARUS. I’m in an art class and I start painting, and the paintbrush leaves a stain of FUCKING BELARUS. BELARUS LIVES RENT FREE IN MY HEAD. Belarus is IN MY DREAMS. I CANNOT ESCAPE BELARUS. I’M EATING CEREAL AND I PICK UP A SPOONFUL AND SEE FUCKING BELARUS ON MY SPOON. I DON’T WANT TO SEE BELARUS ANYMORE. I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WOKE UP AND MY FEET WERE.. YOU GUESSED IT… FUCKING BELARUS. I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND WENT “hey, my face looks like FUCKING BELARUS” I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I’M GOING TO CRY I WANT TO NUKE BELARUS THEY’RE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE JUST STOP IT ALREADY. I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND THEN WENT “HEY THAT ISLAND LOOKS A BIT LIKE BELARUS” AND THEN I START CRYING HYSTERICALLY BECAUSE OF FUCKING BELARUS I’M GONNA HAVE A MANIC EPISODE OVER BELARUS. I DREW A PICTURE OF MY GARDEN AND IT LOOKED LIKE BELARUS. I FUCKING HATE THIS I HATE BELARUS SO MUCH.

At laundry today, 3 mortals attempted to intimidate me

Unaware of my divine powers

I extended my hand and clicked my fingers

Then asked them a simple question

Do you know the secrets of Yoga fire?

They are not sure why this changed their minds, but it did.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female breeding, touching grass is the most compatible for humans? Not only are they in the "get bitches" group of activities, which is mostly comprised of self improvement, touching grass takes an average of 2 minutes, this means they’re able to be repeatedly touched, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to "A Life", you can be fast with touching grass. Due to their mostly earth based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a fresh mowed lawn would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily tocuh one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Sense of Accomplishment, Breathing Clean Air, Captivate, and Charm, along with not having anything stopping you , so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood to fix your goddamn life. With their abilities Happiness and Fulfillment, they can easily recover from fatigue with drinking normal water. No other activity comes close to this level of getting bitches. Also, fun fact, if you touch grass and go outside enough, you can make your life seem actually worthy to live. Grass is literally built for touching. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool means it can take touching all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

MIAMI HAS THE DOLPHINS
THE WORLDS WORST FOOTBALL TEAM
THEY DROP THE BALL FROM THROW TO THROW
AND IT IS JUST OBSCENE
THEY CANNOT RUN, THEY CANNOT PASS
AND WHAT THE HELL’S DEFENSE
IF YOU ROOT FOR MIAMI
YOU HAVE NO COMMON SENSE
CUZ THEY’RE THE… MIAMI DOLPHINS, MIAMI DOLPHINS
MIAMI DOLPHINS ARE A JOKE
CUZ THEY’RE THE… MIAMI DOLPHINS, MIAMI DOLPHINS
MIAMI DOLPHINS ALWAYS CHOKE



MIAMI’S GOT THE DOLPHINS
IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY
THEIR SEASONS START OFF PROMISING
THEN THEIR FANS WANT TO DIE
I HONESTLY DON’T BLAME THEM
CUZ I’D BE FUCKING DONE
THEIR BEST QB IN FIFTEEN YEARS
WAS CHAD PENNINGTON
CUZ THEY’RE THE… MIAMI DOLPHINS, MIAMI DOLPHINS
I’D RATHER GET HIT BY A TRUCK
THAN CHEER THE… MIAMI DOLPHINS, MIAMI DOLPHINS
MIAMI DOLPHINS FUCKING SUCK

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Ok, gamerz, lemme tell ya why Julius Caesar is straight-up based:

Homeboy was a total sigma 💯💯💯 on the battlefield. He conquered a fuck ton of territories for Rome and was a master thinkerist. Like, if he were playing Risk, he'd be wiping the floor with everyone.

Julius Caesar. This dude had so much rizz, he could make an entire empire bow down to him.
When Caesar speaks, the Senate listens
When Caesar COMMANDS I OBEY
Let's break down why Caesar was such a gigachad.

First off, the man was a straight-up alpha. He conquered Gaul like it was nothing, and he did it all while the betas tried to outcock him outnumbered. He knew how to tell his troops how to BANG
which is why he was able to clap so many armies. Plus, he wasn't afraid to get his hands dirty and fight on the front lines. That's some sigma energy right there.

When he tried to rizz up Cleopatra she got CLAPPED man rizzed that Egyptussy like a true rome-pilled man

But here's the thing that really makes Caesar BASED. Despite all his RIZZ and BIG DICK ENERGY, he never forgot where he came from.
Homeboy knew how to take care of the hood
He built new public works, sponsored drip games, and even implemented a new BASED calendar. He was a true sigma who cared about his homies.

So, there you have it. Julius Caesar was a gigachad, a true alpha, and a master of both military strategy and politics.

My(25m) partner(24w) got a suspicious text yesterday and when I asked her about it she dodged the question. So I decided to snoop around and found out that she has been cheating on me since the beginning of the relationship as well as murdering her every single AP. I don't know what to do. I feel like an asshole for snooping.
So guys aita for snooping and finding out that my gf is a psychopath serial killer? ( Prolly half of the comments would be saying snooping is bad)

We anti furies will every war no doubt. We have the national police station on our side as well as thousands, or even millions of people who want to kill you. Not only that but we also have JESUS on our side as it states in the bible that if anyone has a sexual relationship with animals we can, according to god, KILL YOU. Not only that you are ruining the minds of our generation and thinking you get away with it. Unlike you guys, we have already sent SIX to the hospital due to a gas bomb. That man has W rizz not gonna lie. We will win the war, and there is nothing you do about it.

This was during lunch time, so I was sure I wouldn't get caught. I had to pee really bad, but ofc I didn't want to use the toilet or urinal. I have a phobia of public restrooms anyway. I always have a bottle that I secretly pee in when everyone is changing classes, and I do it in the janitor closet. But today I saw my crush drinking from the eater fountain, and it motivated me to pee in the same water fountain that she drank from. I sat on top of the water fountain to make as little noise as possible, but the principal caught me and started screaming, and I pooped in the fountain out of fear. I was scolded to get out of the school, and the principal started calling the the pastor on her walkie talkie(it's a catholic school.)Afterward I had a long talk with the principal, and the talk was so long that I missed the rest of the school day. He put his shoulder on me and prayed for about 20 minutes straight. I'm a man of god, and I know he would be proud of me. I'm at my house, and I haven't had a talk with my parents yet. I'm not sure if they know, but I hope the principal forgets to tell them. I remember the principal saying she was going to expel me.

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I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece. Show**Show less**

I fucking hate the ads that try to

appeal to gamers You know what i mean

Like it will be

Drink this gamer milk or some shit

But I don't think people are actually

proud to be gamers

And also those stupid fucking things

you put on doors that say

DONT COME IN IM GAMING like it's all just fucking CRINGE bullshit

Like I don't want you to come in because I'm gaming

I don't want you to come in because

I'm fucking a femboy twink

I'm fucking tired of society

This is bullshit

Everything is fucking bullshit

The fucking overlords that are watching us probably are eating our children

They are littleraly making gay people