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I was looking for free COD points. So like any normal person, I googled "Free CP". However instead of free COD points I saw some flat ass women and an email from the FBI. No cod points just small women,🤢🤢😭😭😭

It feels really good. My girlfriend (pictures below) has such a soft, jiggly, round butt and it turns me on to touch it. It feels so good to touch her cheeks. I’m able to feel how soft and round they are. It sometimes gives me a boner to touch and makes me even more turned on when she twerks or grinds in my palms or my penis. It feels especially good when she grinds on my penis especially if I get a boner and sometimes cum (rarely). It feels like sex but with my pants on. Like the worlds sexiest massage. On a scale of 1/10 I’d give touching her butt with my hands a 8/10. On a scale of 1/10 I’d give her grinding her thick butt into my penis a 20/10. 40/10 if she makes me cum.

The pictures below are pictures my friend took when my girlfriend gave me a lap dance and rubbed her butt on my penis using grinding motions:

I met this girl in college and we really bonded over our shared love of roblox, so i asked her to become my girlfriend. She said yes . let's fucking gooo!!
So anyway, after some time passed i really longed for some sexual intimate contact with her, but because of her strict christian parents, such a deed was not in my ability to conduct...
However, one day my girlfriend came up with a brilliant plan for me to sneak up into her house at 2am next morning.
Ok bet!
So you better believe it that i had no hesitance or constrictions holding me back from getting my ass into sweet, sweet virginity loss territory!!

I packed a couple of extra items like condoms, a pacifier( for the baby ) and pleasuring devices, as who could possibly know what type of whacky goofy things my girlfriend is really into, lol

I also brought some heavy duty rope i could put to use to scaling her 2 floor edifice.
Also because i could reuse it for some silly BDSM 😆.

Time came and i was following suit in coming,
(lmao sick wordplay😝)
As i made my way to her household and began climbing to her bedroom.
The lust emitted in the air, the pre-discharge alreafy culminating in my pants.
It seemed as though my horniness got the better of me as i accidentally tripped and scraped part of my arm against the rough wall of her house. But i could not stop. My sex hormones were violently abd rapidly coursing through me and i knew i needed to be up there. I eventually got up, but not without my losses. But it was worth it, alright. Her naked body and her face burried into her pillow, bunda face up🤤. Gives me chills revisiting that memory. And oh her back, a smooth supple back. I always remember her for her small streamlined back and always dreamt of what it looked like under all that fabric. Finally i can see it's true grace.

Suddenly, a violent yet calculated and choreographed manner of going about this
virginity- losing exercise came over me and i undressed myself and put her into different positions. The helicopter, the black widow and captain america, the softboiled egg and finally, as our soft breaths finally meet in symphony and synchronised, i felt we both climax as our sexual legiances peak. It was the best 7 minutes of my life.

I laid in bed next to her, but i couldnt help but realise i didnt see her face move at all. I turned her and carress her face to see just a shred of her beautiful face.

Thats when shock overcame the perspiration, horniness and that post-sex rotten egg aroma in the room. Holy shit. Turns out i actually was having intercourse with her dyslexic and disabled younger sister who had trouble in even putting her clothes on. " papa...is that you?"

She quietly whimpered. It was like murdering a helpless defenseless dog.
I could not put it down. Knowing that my dna could surface in this crime scene due to me stupidly ripping apart my arm earlier, i sacrificed myself to relief this curse i misplaced on my girlfriend's family. Im sorry mom, im sorry dad, and im sorry GF. Maybe in a different universe, things turned out better. I jumped off the window but forgot it was only 2 storeys high and i didnt even die. I was taken into the hospital and i am unknown of the happenings and whereabouts regarding both our families and lay in this hospital bed awaiting the charges if the crimes i committed.

So yesterday, being horny & desperate, I decided it was a brilliant idea to get sucked off by the vacuum.

Attempt 1: I grabbed my vacuum cleaner & pulled down my pants... & realized the vacuum cleaner's pipe was too narrow.

Attempt 2: I wasn't defeated so easily. I knew I had to widen the diameter of the vacuum cleaner. So I grabbed an old coke can - cut off the end without an opening & attached it to the vacuum. The suction would conveniently hold it in place. There was only one problem, aluminium is sharp as f\*\*\*.

Attempt 3: Making aluminium less sharp is not an easy task. I tried wrapping it in a plastic bag, but bits of aluminium would still poke through eventually. I finally decided to cut a sock in half & form one of the holes around the can - while the rest of the sock went into the can... Seemed to work.

Result: While it did work as intended, the loud noises & the aluminium can crumbling around my c\*\*\* was enough to not get me satisfied. I was at it for a good 30 minutes I imagine, before I gave up - I didn't want to disturb my neighbors too much.

Rating: I would rate the vacuum a 3/10, it's too loud & the suction isn't \*that\* great when you attach a coke can with a stuffed sock inside. I did try various suction strengths, including the strongest setting - there wasn't too much of a change in my experience, but it got pretty loud on the higher settings.

Country is falling apart, little girls are twerking on the internet for predators and society celebrates it, the government is openly and brazenly corrupt, drug war, gun war, germ war, lockdowns, shootings, food shortages, blackouts, etc.

And everywhere I look is skinny-fat weaklings who I bet can’t even a change a fucking tire. Literally.
These aren’t men these are useless man-baby consumers who do nothing but TAKE TAKE TAKE.

How are they good for the survival of a nation at all?
And don’t get me started on all the useless women who’ve dedicated their prime years to being the town cumdump.

Ya know what? Just to prove it to you, I'm going to fuck your mom, your dad, and then marry them both so we can live in a wonderful polyamorous throuple before divorcing them and selling their assets so you get nothing!

Bitch.

guys my teacher caught me drawing hentai in class💀, what do I do? It wasn’t THAT extreme, I was only drawing ass, but I covered up the drawing in time. The problem was that I had a *ahem* reference photos... on my phone... and my teacher totally saw.... WHAT DO I DO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING 😭😭😭

I volunteer my time on the HOA board as treasurer. I am happily married and quite content.

I visited a neighbor 2 days ago to collect her dues and I am not joking but she answers the door wearing nothing but a towel. She’s very attractive too, someone who would get started as she walks. I felt like I was in a porno. But I was a bit awkward as it was so shocking. She wasn’t trying to be seductive or anything. But God Damn!!! She’s really hot and her tits were practically falling out of that tiny towel. So I ask her if she’s busy and if I should come back. But she’s completely nonchalant about it and in fact invites me in. I was like, Oh boy! Here we go.

But she sits down on the table and writes me a check and hands it to me. Meanwhile her towel is slipping down and I am getting quite a view. Thankfully my dick was behaving and didn’t get erect or anything. Maybe it was the shock of it all. I can’t help but stare right at the slipping towel line.

She’s behaving like all of this is very normal. Anyways, we chit chat for a few minutes and I head out. Not like I wanted to cheat on my wife or anything and I am not even sure if she was offering. But at the end of the day tits are tits and my rational brain goes for vacation when it comes to tits.

I try to be as decent as I could in the moment and pretend like she’s not half naked. I talk to her as normally as possible and then I head out.

But all I can think of now are those glorious glorious tits. They just are burned into my memory and I am having sex dreams about her. Again I have no interest in pursuing this and she has shown no interest in it either. So the offer is not on the table and even if it was I don’t want it. I love my wife and my kid.

But I just can’t stop thinking about those amazing little fun bags.

It wasn't THAT extreme, I was only drawing ass, but I covered up the drawing in time. The problem was that I had a *ahem* reference photos... on my phone... and my teacher totally saw.... WHAT DO I DO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING 😭😭😭

Pornstar application

hey, this might sound like a joke, but its not. I'm very serious. All my life I've been watching porn, around 4 hours a day. Recently bumped it up to 6 hours and in the summer my plan will be 8 hours. I've mastered my game on dolls and begged my parents to buy me a Robogirl-K15 for £2400 which they promised to do for me if I get grade 9 in 4 out of 6 of my subjects, and the rest grade 7.

I really know how everything works, and how to do sex on people. (In theory) However now since I'm turning 16 this summer, I will need to apply my knowledge for me to proceed in my career. Where can I get a consenting partner to help me demonstrate my skills so I can apply for pornstar? How do I find the nearest examination centre near me? Thank you and have a nice day.

It wasn't THAT extreme, I was only drawing ass, but I covered up the drawing in time. The problem was that I had a *ahem* reference photos... on my phone... and my teacher totally saw.... WHAT DO I DO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING 😭😭😭

Hey I'm gay trans ftm 17 alt very clingy and a big over thinkee I have one betta, fish (he is always wanting a pic, so, just ask if u, wanna see!) 3snails(one of which LOVES shell rubs!) And that's it I like doin peeler, bead art and I do sometimes make, it into jewelry! What I'm, lookin for is a bf who is kind clingy loving caring can put up with my over thinking and is ok with me bein me and not bein able to always think straight and, needing comfort rp is a must (it's how I give love!) I also when I get money will spoil u with stuff but pls, don't use, me, for just that, I am an alt boy with pink hair and a questionable (but good!) Fashion sense, and loves, to, do makeup yes I'm a femboy yes I wear skirts no u may not ask for any skirt pics I where them cus I'm trying to he comfortable and happy with myself and, they make me feel comfy! I collect stuffed animals and i love to sleep all, I ask, is u don't be an ass be a good, partner treat me with respect and vc, with me and, comfort me when I get sad, also if I, stop, responding im playing a, game bugging my fish, snails or napping I often forget to tell if I am, cus, I'm just flat out lazy af but yeah, hmu if if, interested also for looks! Pls, take care of yourself besides that looks don't really matter! I love all, of ya and have an, epically magical day u gays, fems butches trans, fellows non-beenary and all of ya in between!!EDIT:I MEAN 15-17 IT WAS MY MISTAKE I APOLOGIZE!!

Over fucking reacting?!? he's in your asshole! I Can See It! That's not even vagina- That's not even vaginal penetration, that is anal. right. now. I'm standing here it's been 20 seconds you're still getting ass fucked - I can't even fucking believe this! This is the kind of respect I get from you my ENTIRE life, from you in the past 3 months- I just- I I can't deal with this

WHY WON'T YOU STOP!

\*sits next to them\*

it's, i i its like this is just my life like this is the things I need to get used to? I mean, like my husband is ass fucking my mother right infront of me? I just can't even- It's disgusting! I'm having a panick attack! I'm fucking panicking right now! On a scale of 1 to even I just can't

Where-Where the fuck are my anti-depressants? Where is my purse?

Still fucking?!? It's just there's no stopping it. and this is the fucking life- that I have- with you. I thought that things would be so much better if we just fucking got married without her being involved and there is still penetration happening 2 feet away from me.

I just- I I hate everything. I think I left my pills in car. I just-I fucking can't

🤨📸

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About a month ago my "father figure" as the females on Reddit are calling it, turned out to be three monkeys in a trench coat who left to get me milk and never came back.

I'm still finding it hard to recover from.

Send kind messages.

I have to agree. The sensation that is taking place when you experience boobs is hard to formulate. First of, they appear very esthetic. They come in different colors, shapes and sizes. With that kind of a variety, it is hard to imagine that one does not find a pair that pleases his eyes. Plus, if they are in motion they jiggle.

Second, is the way they feel. A boob can come in different levels of density. If a hand is put on either of the heavenly pieces of flesh, a warm and squishy object can be felt. The emotions taking place while touching a titty can be hardly explained. However, dopamine will be set free and if you are a male, chances are that blood will take a journey to your lower regions.

Penultimately, boobs are the reason that mankind exists. How is that? - you may ask. In early ages of the homo sapiens existence and even the previous species, sucking on breasts kept infants from starving. As mammals, which I assume we all are, sucking milk is nutritious and it ensures that we grow.

Last but definitely not least, they not only come in paires, but they are a part of a female human beings body. If you get to see boobs in a sexual fashion, chances are that the female presenting them to you does so, because they want to share their natural beauty with you. Boobs are attached to Women. So next time you look at a pair of jahoobies, take a second to tilt your head slightly upward. What you can see is a head. Eyes are attached to said head and if you look into them deeply, you might experience a connection which even goes deeper than your connection to boobs. Although this seems weird, I assure you that giving it a try could be beneficial.

With all that being said: go boobs!

I ate my own seed today, I don't mean the kind you plant in the ground, the one you plant in a man, well most put it in women, but you see, I am this thing people call a faggot, and I love men therefore I want to give them my seed and them to give me theirs, I am what people of the lgbtq community call a "switch" which is a "bottom" and a "top" combined, which means I like to take dick, and give it, anyway what I was trying to say is that I ate my semen on this blessed day of wonder.

This morning I got circumcised, all went well for the rest of the day until now. It’s 3 AM and im sitting in a fetal position crying from a night time erection. I’m in a intense amount of pain right now and my pain killers are yet to kick in. I will literally die in this bed right here right now. Pray for me.

Actually improvised jazz solos are very structured. Down to it you have a chords that follow a chord progression through a certain key. So if I'm playing in a jazz standered with a 2 5 1 progression with the key in C, I would play through the chord of Dmaj then Gmaj then Cmaj. Now this would be without altered chords. The chords would probably not be Major but it's the simplest for an example. And while playing through the chords i would not only improvise a melodic phrase but focus to obtain that through the notes of the chord and embellishments through the keys scale. And I'd also have to be prepared for the quick chord changes and focus on making sure what I'm playing in one chord goes with the next. For example voice leading when you'd find the closest partial between the chords and end on it the current chord and start the next with the closet partial of the 2 chords. Jazz improvisation is not a bunch of random notes. It's very intricate and structured but still very open.