Imagine getting a footjob from Hitmon-Lee. I mean, they have no mouth so you don't got many options. However that would be some wild shit those legs can break boulders. Also, the CBT (critical balls theory) potential is basically limitless. They have two eyes so they can passionately glare at you as they crush your balls, pretty cool huh? I don't know what their stats are but they are probably strong as fuck and would for sure cuddle you to sleep. They can't talk so no nagging either, am I right fellas? I am making a very strong case for why you should all be fucking Hitmon-Lee

The scene in Star Wars where Han shoots first. Han Solo Is a good guy and good guys don’t shoot first. Kudos to George Lucas for making that brilliant change in the special edition. He fixed the movie. I stood up and cheered in the theater. I gave him a standing ovation. He deserves it. Brilliant change. What a brilliant man he is. Kudos to George Lucas. Kudos.

“I love guns!” - 🤠

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Morbius so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch the movie of all time, Morbius (2022), I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Dr. Michael Morbius. I'm sick of waking up in the morning with six nuts in my Morbius-themed boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Morbius' tight living vampire bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/morb babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors bat. I'd dressed him in my brother's lab coat and went to fucking town. She hasnt said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Blu Ray copy of Morbius. I might not ever get to see Dr. Michael Morbius again.

Holy fucking shit. I(17M) want to bang natsuki so fucking badly. I can't stand it anymore. Every timr I play ddlc and see her, I get so fucking horny. I hate waking up in the morning with 72818 gallons of cum in my boxers and knowing that cum should have gone inside of natsuki's small ass. I want to have so many doki babies with her. Fuck, my mom (45F) caught me banging my body pillow again. I put a picture of natsuki on it and went to fucking town. My mom is going to take away my ddlc smut collection which i used to jerk off to and is going to bring me to therapy. I might never get to see natsuki ever again. please reddit, i beg you to help me

\>be me

\>bottomless pit supervisor

\>in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless

\>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless

\>one day I go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless

\>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit

\>distress.jpg

\>ask my boss what to do

\>he says "just make it bottomless again"

\> I say "how"

\>he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

\>rage.jpg

\>quit my job

\>become a regular pit supervisor

\>first day on the job, go to the new hole

\>its bottomless

Removed by Reddit my ass. I want to read the fanfic about a 5 year old character. I swear to god Reddit moderators are the biggest idiots just let me see the shit they wrote is it that hard you fucking cabbage eyed Kentucky fried pieces of lettuce.

I'm killing you. I'm killing you. I don't care about anything else, I don't give a shit about anything else, I- My programming is just "GET THAT FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW". It doesn't- There's no, like, "Oh, he's running? Oh, back off a little!", it's just **THUMP** **THUMP THUMP** until I get you.

Women should use anime girls as a role model for how they should behave in a relationship. As a man who has played over 100 dating sims (which gives much more relationship experience than marrying a single person), I can confidently say that I am well-versed with women and fully comprehend their complex and unpredictable behavior. From my dating experiences, I have concluded that anime girls are far superior compared to 3D women. They will call you “master” or “onii-chan” or any nickname you want and will follow any orders given to them without question. In addition, they will not judge you on your appearance and only care about the quality of your character. On the other hand, 3D women are needy, disobedient, and rude. Once, I took a 3D woman to get some pizza at dominos (large pizza with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and ham with an extra cheesy crust) and she described my eating as “barbaric” and “uncivilized.” What kind of woman says that to a man on a first date? If I were dating an anime girl, she would be accepting me with open arms. What’s stopping me from dating her instead of a 3D woman? Come on, women. Step up your game.

My boyfriend, of almost 18 months, and I have a pretty good relationship all things considered. I have a well-paying job and he currently is self employed and doesn't make much but we are hoping he will be making a lot soon. He moved in with me while starting his own business to cut costs. Before this I had maybe been to his place a handful of times, and it was always disgusting there, but he would blame it on his roommate and I would have no reason not to believe him.

However since he moved in with me he will walk around naked 95% of the time. This doesn't really bother me but at random points throughout the day, usually 3 or 4 times he will just stop whatever he's doing a jerk off on the spot. For example earlier today he jerked off on the coach and just came all over it and left it there. When I asked him to clean it up he was like "in a minute" in a tone like I was his mom.

He does this all the time. Cums and just leaves it. I found a pile of old cum in the spare bathroom last week I don't know why he's doing this I've asked him to stop but he doesn't seem to be stopping what can I do?

That isn’t how you well-kept a car. Chances are she exposed her breast to the‍ driver because she thought he was “so hot” and also because he likely had some contraband in his vehicle (such as marijuana or a firearm). She exposed her breast to him to make him hard so she could suck his cock and bathe in his cum. She probably lactated a little bit on the window. Fucking disgusting. She shouldn’t be employed at a car wash to begin with if she’s gonna do this stupid fucking shit. Is this supposed to give me an erection? Sheer work-place incompetence? This is just pathetic. Is western civilization really at a point where we think being sexually perverse and lazy on the job site is something that is arousing? Good Lord...

Eminem glanced tenatively at his old friend, as they both gazed out at the Wyoming sunrise, alone among the sprawling emptiness.

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Amid the cool stillness, Eminem suddenly punctuated the quiet. “Kanye, are you SURE you don’t got nothing dropping on the 17th? I got my album coming out on that day, and-”

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“Relax Em, its over. Yandhi’s never coming out. It’s all Jesus is king… the releases are finished. Give em what they want, not what they need, ya know?”

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“Oh. Okay. Its just that I know how big your drops are and i didn’t want my shit to be overshadowed.”

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Kanye’s chuckle rattled in the chilly air before being swallowed up by the wind.

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“All these years later and you still think… Marshall… I could never overshadow you.”

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If Kanye had glanced over he would’ve seen Em’s pale cheeks blush slightly redder than their normal hue.

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“Thanks.” His words were met with more silence, and more staring out into the sunrise.

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Once again Eminem broke the quiet. “I’m cold Kanye. Can we go back in the ranch?”

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Kanye grinned. “We resuming the fun from last night so soon? You’re cruising for a bruising Marshall, cause I was never in your band, but you know my D got 12.”

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“That doesn’t even make sense Kany-” But Em’s dissaproval quickly turned to pleasure, as Kanye’s hand found it’s way slipping down his Kangol pants. Just before giving in, Em quickly pulled his hand away.

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“What’s the matter with you? You’re never this crazy. Are you repressed or something?”

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Another smile from Kanye “I tried the Christian shit for a bit, you know what my life like…” He threw Em to the ground and began mounting him, “But now I’m riding on my white bike… feeling like Excitebike.”

Is this object a little thing? Spongebob Squarepants sponge or soap holders or whatever, related bathroom nicknacks, exist in countless thousands of varieties. You don't just buy one, you contribute to the upkeep of the circulation of spongebob nicknacks. You say "go on!" to the producers. You give a YES to consumer society. If your little misery is made better by this junk, then it was a misery you could have caught with more effort and put to one side as insignificant.

There is no real human misery that is reduced by owning a Spongebob Squarepants sponge holder. But the infinite circulation of such objects causes real, deep, continual and growing misery.

Genuinely dismayed to see this top comment. If this world society weren't about 94% committed to circulating plastic tat for people to buy to feel "a little more pleasant" we literally wouldn't be staring down the barrel of climate collapse now. This sort of genuinely nonsense commodity -- not art, not even a function that you were missing, not cared about by anybody producing it, made only to be sold, to use up petrochemicals, is at the heart of everything wrong with our planet at the moment.

Instead of making a little adjustment inside to resist relatively tiny urges, people are too stressed and, as a result, thoughtless (absent-minded feels better for the lack of reflection, no diss, I know it looks like a diss) enough to tell themselves "if I get this I will feel more pleasant".

The idea you can buy your way to happiness instead of thinking and living your way to happiness is consumerism. This doesn't mean you gotta go 100% Buddha and throw everything except for a prayer mat and a bowl but, damn, I really think it means you can skip the Spongebob junk for the kitchen

That\s not to say I don't have sympathy for sad people consuming on autopilot -- I do too. But I try to catch the impulse and reduce it, not celebrate it or dignify it. I'm responsible for myself and I recognise the instinct is undignified.

So my best bro came up to me one day all decked in a blue wig and uniform of Konata from Lucky Star. He looked so girly and sexy, my boner couldn't help but be aroused, especially when he started taking off his clothes. I asked him, "Are you serious?" and he said, "Yup."


I couldn't speak for the longest time, so he asked me, "What's the matter?" I said I'm just confused, but then my boner got really hard as he took off my clothes. Before I knew it, we were kissing each other and he was stroking my dick. I yelped, "Oh God, Konata!" as he blew me till I came.


I then said "I want to fuck you now!" and then I fucked him in the ass. I screamed all sorts of things, like how delicious his ass is, and how hard I came inside his 17-year-old ass. A few hours later, I realized the error of my ways. Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay. But he grabbed my shoulder, his face smelling lightly of bleach and reassured, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."

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[It's my best bro wearing a Konata costume.](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804250680830853171/986227423051911188/image0.jpg)

🤨📸Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology.

Why? Why do all anime girls sound so similar? Is the VA some sort of omnipresent deity? Is her power to have every stereotypical waifu anime girl sound the same? WHY!?!? Everything I hear that same voice, my hair rips itself out and my brain cells start a genocide! I want answers on why so many anime girls sound the exact same. I’m losing my sanity and beginning to turn psychotic. My brain cannot comprehend this. Or is it my brain thinking it’ll not survive an anime girl sounding different from the others? Please, put my brain to rest and GIVE ME AN ANSWER!!

lobsters are on average .75 kg
orbital velocity is just around 8 km/s
a brick wall is a brick wall
if you threw a lobster at a brick wall it would decelerate in less than half a second
acceleration = s/t
8 km/s / .5 s = 16 km/s^2
F = m*a
.75 kg * 16 km/s^2 = 12,000 N
a lobster thrown at orbital velocity would hit a brick wall with 12,000 N, smashing the wall into bits and turning the lobster into a pink, delicious mist

I guess it takes some people (more than others) the better part of 20 years to wrap their little minds around all the hilarious subtleties of a relatively new movie like this one. Like the theme of the movie, dumb people never really see what more intelligent people do. The annoyingly negative reviews here prove this point exactly. I cannot for the life of me understand all the 'Dumb and Dumber' hate. Any time I'm forced to watch some new 'comedy' blockbuster, I'm 100 percent disappointed. These days movies are all over the top in crude and stupid. Kick Ass 2 is a perfect example of that. It is one of so many horrible movies (and sequels) in recent years. But I'm reading stuff here that paints Dumb and Dumber 2 with the same brush? Fuck off! Dumb and Dumber To was hilarious. Maybe not as memorable as the original (most sequels aren't and I'll need another 20 years to know for sure). But it is a MILLION times better than the previews made it look. This thread really is one massive cryfest full of Debbie Downer types. Obsessing over what some faux 'alternative' website like Rotten Tomatoes says. Enjoying only what they're told they're allowed to. So sick and tired of reading the haters here trying to dictate the conversation. There is nothing 'objective' or 'higher class' about not enjoying this film. The hate is simply flat out annoying. "I wanted it to be even half as funny as the original and it was worse than my worst fears"..yeah you need a reality check lol.. "Honey Boo Boo's mom made me shudder" says one poster here. In two different blogs I read these exact same words. Copying one critics opinion..So unoriginal! The whole point of Lloyd's dream sequence was to show that Lloyd was successful and Harry was stuck with Honey Boo Boo's mom. Hilarious. I could give a flying fuck if she's a bad parent dating a child molester in real life. The corporate news is bullshit just like corporate critics. Brings me to another complaint that is ridiculous. That Lloyd and Harry were meaner and not lovable. Fack off. In the original Lloyd fucked around with Harry's girl. So Harry has no problem going after Lloyd's dream girl. And Lloyd finds out he's been lied to and feeds his friend ex-lax in revenge. How lovable? Another more realistic complaint. This film is way too crude. Yes, this film has some scenes that are more shock value and less funny (the hand in the vagina scene I did not like). But fuck, the original had Harry destroying a bathroom. Not too crude for me but for some. From what I remember, critics complained that the original was 'dumb' and relied on stunts like Harry destroying a bathroom. It's just the same old bullshit negative reasoning being repeated 20 years later by the same types who are thrown into hysterics by dreadful Katherine Heigel romance comedies. If you hated this movie and didn't find it funny, you just cannot be taken seriously.

Don't worry though. This isn't about that. Mom's lemonade is just fucking awful. Straight up dreadful. The whole family simply fakes it and pushes through because they live in fear of her, but Timmy had enough. After playing with a whimsical raccoon, he discovered life is too short to tell lies, especially when it comes to lemonade. **The true horror is once mom finds out her lemonade actually sucks ass, and it all comes crashing down. This is the perfect storm to enact mom's madness.**

**She will be a woman with nothing left to lose. Could you imagine having an identity that was held together by something you thought you were the best at? Something that you felt defined who you are?? And to have that taken away? People have slaughtered over far less, but no one will slaughter as much as she will for this.** Every BBQ, every hot summer day, every school fundraiser was a citrus-coated lie. All of it. Every last drop.

On the "special nights" she would serve her award-winning lemonade, the family and any guests they had would gulp down the bitter unholy contraption. Mother would loom over them with a twitching bloodshot eye and ask **"isn't that delightful???"** They would painfully choke out **"y-y-yes ma'am.**" Then she would graciously refill their glass to the brim whether they asked or not before moving on. Because to her... of course they wanted more. Of course. Tonight on this night, which unfortunately was her birthday dinner, Timmy would tell the truth not knowing just how personally she would take it.

It almost seems physically impossible lemonade could taste this bad. People first thought it was a joke until her terrified family pleaded with them otherwise. Bribing, and begging to keep the ruse alive. To keep themselves, and everyone else safe. The whole town have guessed what the "secret ingredient" is. **Powdered milk? Not strong enough. Dusted concrete?? No, too much flavor. Arsenic?? No, it would grant them a merciful death. Whatever mother's secret ingredient was, it would always remain just that, a secret.**

Her entire trophy case is filled with "Best Lemonade" trophies, which she proudly displayed over the years. All the times she cheered holding up her trophy to a nearly silent crowd. She only won due to her husband bribing the competition... it will be meaningless... and her former pride will now turn to wrath. It will start with shock, but eventually when she puts the puzzle pieces together and looks back on everything... it will be made clear. Her husband will be the first to go, for being the foundation to this facade. **She was played to be a fool. A joke everyone else was in on. Mocking her. And she is very, very sour over this. The sugar has run out.**

**She was already only hanging on by a thread, this was the last straw before snapping.** That family will suffer and suffer greatly. Then the town. And then she will destroy every lemon farm that has ever existed to spite the world for their arrogance over her. She will make Timmy and his raccoon watch it all burn. She doesn't have rabies, but she is oh so rabid. **This was unacceptable.**

**Life gave her lemons, and she did as she was told, she made lemonade. Now life's ungrateful hands have rejected the lemonade she tirelessly slaved over for all these years.** She will make Life beg for the chance to sip her homemade lemonade once more, but this time she will not be so kind. May that bastard shrivel up and die. However, she will make sure life suffers as much as she has before that is allowed to happen.

Women should use anime girls as a role model for how they should behave in a relationship. As a man who has played over 100 dating sims (which gives much more relationship experience than marrying a single person), I can confidently say that I am well-versed with women and fully comprehend their complex and unpredictable behavior. From my dating experiences, I have concluded that anime girls are far superior compared to 3D women. They will call you “master” or “onii-chan” or any nickname you want and will follow any orders given to them without question. In addition, they will not judge you on your appearance and only care about the quality of your character. On the other hand, 3D women are needy, disobedient, and rude. Once, I took a 3D woman to get some pizza at dominos (large pizza with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and ham with an extra cheesy crust) and she described my eating as “barbaric” and “uncivilized.” What kind of woman says that to a man on a first date? If I were dating an anime girl, she would be accepting me with open arms. What’s stopping me from dating her instead of a 3D woman? Come on, women. Step up your game.