I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.

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To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration: thinking

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1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

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2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.

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3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people

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4) No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.

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5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.

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Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the server.

My mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumours started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

\*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.

You will need

Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.

Recipe

Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.

After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.

Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.

After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.

Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.

After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.

Guys, if a demon offered to make your PENIS twice as fat and thrice as long... (possibly offensive) .but, in exchange for your new monster dong, you had to RITUALISTICALLY HUMILIATE the FUCK out of yourself, and go on Twitter, and post a BUTT-ass NEKKID picture of yourself, where ERRBODY (18+) can see how big your demonically enhanced penis is, and how much hair you have down there, and ERRTHING, ooh WEE, and if you didn't do this, within a month of getting your dick upgrade, you Would drop dead, and go straight to Hell, would you do it? know would! mean, DAMN, dude! My penis is fat as FUCK already! If the power of Hell made it twice as fat, I might just set a world record for human penis girth, and ERRB0DY reading the Guinness Book of World Records, Gamer's Edition, would see I'm a BIG boy, right next to PewDiePie and Super Mario Sunshine! Maybe could even have my own video game, about how big my dick is, with me"bustin'" like a goddamn badass, right on the cover, like how them big boys be showing their ARMPIT HAIR on the covers of all the basketbal games! Ooh, WEE! How embarrassing! How EMBARRASSING! What a badass! Tee hee! Gosh!

Now before any of you report me for shitposting hear me out. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine.

That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

So you know how America is the only country that really experiences school shootings?
It’s super fucked up and depressing and honestly it makes me wanna off myself.
It seems like everyday there’s a new group of American children dead and more American parents mourning their losses while the rich cash in on their rifle sales and stocks.
It’s all so fucking horrible and I blame it all on the fact that the US is one of the few countries that can purchase guns. We need more countries to give out guns (especially rifles) easier so that people can do what really matters.
We need more school shootings outside of the US to widen the diversity of victims. Don’t you think it’s a little fucking sus and racist that most of the “victims” are American white children? Yeah it is fucked up. We need more school shootings in Africa, Asia, Australia, anywhere else. It would broaden the horizons and really nail the death diversity that we really need. No more dead white kids, we need to even it out and remove racism from school shootings.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk, and I love you

You will never be a real Marxist. You have no theory, you have no idol, you have a hundred revisionism accusations. You are a revisionist twisted by Kautsky and Demsocs into a crude mockery of communism’s perfection.


All the “support” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your pathetic revisionism behind closed doors.


Orthodox Marxists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Marxists to sniff out revisionists with incredible efficiency. Even revisionists who “pass” look revisionist and dumb to a Marxist. Your disagreement with me is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Marxist home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected revisionist ideas.


You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.


Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a stalinist is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably revisionist.

# Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH

Hello Reddit, this is my first post on here so I'm sorry for word or format is bad. Anyway, straight to the point, I like playing hentai games, and recently I've been trying to find this one hentai game. The game in question I saw on youtube back when the site was in its wild west state, so around 2000's. It was a playthrough by some guy, who I can't remember, and the game got my attention.

From what I can remember the game follows you and your group of friends going into the woods to have a vacation in a cabin. You play as a guy and I'm pretty sure you have a girlfriend, who is also on the trip because I faintly recall you can peek on her at the beginning of the game. From what else I can remember the game starts with you and your friends getting out of the car talking about the cabin and making a joke about something bad going to happen before you could go exploring. After the intro, mysterious things start happening in the cabin and you have to solve puzzles to unlock the mystery of what's happening.

I remember it actually had a story and at first, I didn't think it was a hentai game until you could peek on your girlfriend. I forget most of the game but I think you could make choices in this game and they matter, affecting the story similar to telltale games.

I'm pretty sure there were multiple endings, one ending I'm certain of is where you summon death and have sex with her, you can change positions during the act. After you're done she'll tell you, "Don't worry your time isn't anytime soon." before disappearing and you driving away from the cabin. This one I can be sure since this is the ending the youtuber got. More deatils I can recall is the game is pixelated, the pixels were good and the closest style I can compare it to is Mad Father. I beileve the game had cabin in the title but I can't be 100% sure on that.

I been looking for this but not because to play forsay, but to know what it was since it been stuck in my head for a long time. People can ask more questions and I'll try to remember more deatils about the game.

Thanks in advance!

If i could bang any of the coven members it would be potion master for sure. I would grab that silver haired slut and lynch her asshole so hard even Ret couldnt bring that ass back after i was done with it.I would destroy those painted lips like i was maf and those lips werejailer after all the tps were dead. I would make her ride me like town rides people who claim bg on the stand. I wouldn't use protectionI'd be so reckless with her, like visitng the guy who talked d1. Legit,I would eat her out like a starving Ethiopian child at an all-you-can-eat buffet. I would cream in her so much people would start calling her "frosted cake". I would split those cheeks so well Moses would compliment me on my ability to split things. I would bang potion masterso hard shed leave coven for me. I love potion master.

I deleted your message because it implied dehumanizing people. We do not condone that even if you don’t like them. We like to promote kindness over being mean to people who are mean to you. So next time please chose your words carefully as not to offend anyone. I am going to keep typing so this looks more important then it actually is. Please thumbs up this message if you think it is a funny meme. What else can I talk about? Oh, I have a good idea I am going to talk about Panic! At The Disco and emo music. Panic! At The Disco makes emo music but everyone does not think of it as emo. Most people just think of it as pop rock. But the opposite it true for Green Day they make good Pop Punk music that is not emo but everyone thinks it is emo and both of these piss me off. I think I have ranted enough now so I am going to end this here. Thank You for your time and please try to be kinder next time. Your friendly god (but emo).

Hvad fanden sagde du lige om Danmark din lille svenskerrotte? Du skal vide at jeg var nummer et i Frømandskorpset, og jeg har været involveret i flere hemmelige operationer mod Skåne og har over 300 bekræftede drab på kødbolleelskende ABBA-psykopater. Jeg er trænet i gorillakrigsførelse og er den bedste snigskytte i hele Forsvaret. Du er ikke andet for mig end endnu en blå-gul skydeskive. Jeg vil fjerne dit flag fra jordens overflade med en præcision der er helt uset, mærk dig mine ord. Tror du at du kan slippe afsted med at sige sådan noget lort til mig over Øresund? Så kan du lige tro om, svensker. På nuværende tidspunkt er jeg ved at kontakte mit hemmelige netværk af spioner rundt over hele Danmark, og din IP bliver sporet lige nu så du må hellere forberede dig på stormen, din svenskermide. Stormen der fuldstændig udsletter den lille sølle ting du kalder et land. Du er fandeme død møgsvensker. Jeg kan være hvorsomhelst, nårsomhelst, og jeg kan slå en svensker ihjel på over syvhundrede måder, og det blot med mine bare næver. Jeg er ikke kun trænet i ubevæbnet nærkamp, jeg har også adgang til hele det danske marinekorps' arsenal og vil bruge det i dets fulde omfang til at fjerne din sølle gennempulede røv fra det skandinaviske landkort, din elgpiksliderlige vatnisse. Hvis bare du havde vidst hvilken uhellig hævn din "smarte" lille kommentar ville forsage dig, ville du nok have holdt din kæft. Men det gjorde du ikke, det kunne du ikke, og nu må du betale prisen, din østlige fjeldabe. Jeg vil skide raseri over dig og drukne dig i det. Du er fandeme død, svensker.

A shameful figure for the sequel to one of gamings biggest ever titles,no wonder druckmann looked even shiftier than ever.. Although I think his new hairdo looks better, I will give him that. 4M+ instant slaes due to the love of the first game, followed by 6M mostly sold at £/$10 bargain bin price. Over 2 years Compare with GoW, Spiderman!!!!!! This figure puts TLOU2 in the same bracket as Days Gone. A game SONY deems a flop with a cancelled sequel!!! WHAT THE HELL, THIS IS TLOU PART II. This figure means there will be NO TLOU3. Druckmann has destroyed this franchise. A franchise now ONLY KNOWN FOR THE INTENSE DIVISION IT HAS CAUSED. A POISONED FRANCHISE. I am telling EVERYONE this fact. Sony would be expecting at least DOUBLE THOSE NUMBERS for the direct sequel to THE LAST OF US. DOUBLE. Without druckmanns filthy spiteful hate filled story and his lies and bigot sandwiches... TLOU2 without druckmanns involvement should be at around 20M by now. That is what HE has cost SONY at least 10M sales, when word of mouth got out. AND HE STILL HAS A JOB!!!!!! presiding over this failing, dying, unproductive divisive studio OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN! A jewel in SONY'S crown NO LONGER! When all Sony's other studios like INSOMNIAC ETC are pumping out HITS, ND show up at the shitty game awards with a JPEG and a shitty looking remaster of a remaster of a game and THEY WANT $70 FOR IT. NO I WILL NOT SUBSIDISE THE SALES FLOP OF PART II BY BUYING THIS GREEDY UNWARRENTED CASH GRAB. DAMN you druckmann for ruining this series and for sowing division and bringing sadness to ALL. DAMN YOU TO HELL

The idea of getting kidney stones makes me unbelievably excited. I get so worked up when I think about rocks sliding through my pp; shooting out like biological cannons from an ancient civilization. The unending pain of squeezing a rock through my johnston and pelting my enemies directly in the face. God I want kidney stones so bad. I have stopped drinking water and now drink exclusively monster energy and dr. pepper as well as taking more than the recommended amount of calcium supplements. The pain in my loins is growing ever more present and is unceasing. I am going to die from kidney failure and it will be worth it for the absolute power of my snot rocks. like little spitballs covering the damned in their calcified glory. I love kidney, my stones.

Femboys are so hot. Especially submissive ones. I would like to have a femboy in my pants but I'm too shy. This submissive one I saw posted for a femboy roleplay, said that she would love to find a Femboy for a fetish. What a waste.

I had this feeling when I saw the new Femboy who is just a boy and the male who is dominating him looks like a boy too. What a waste.

I want to play that Femboy roleplay but I don't want to ask the boy.

I have been trying to make my cock hard. I can't. It's not a sexual problem. I want to have a Femboy roleplay but I don't want to ask him to be Femboy. He has to understand that he is to act like a Femboy. It must be in the agreement. I didn't even get his consent. No wonder, he is a girl but a Femboy. I don't want to ask him to be Femboy in the roleplay. It is not his fault. He is a boy.

28 INCOGNITO TABS HUH?

DID YOU FEEL AROUSED? HORNY?

YOUR PP WAS BLEEDING

BEGGING YOU 4 MERCY

BUT YOU PUMPED IT

AGAIN AN AGAIN AN AGAIN AND AGAIN

I KNOW YOUR HORNY, WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY IT

\*BANG\*

JUST SAY "IM HORNY", IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?

JUST SAY YOUR HORNY. JUST SAY IT

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this was funnier in my head

I saw the post earlier criticizing the mods and was shocked to see they failed to mention the most important points. I fully expect the mods to remove this since they love censorship, but it needs to be said.

1. I asked the hottest mod out (you know who you are 😩) and they rejected me. This is a blatant abuse of power. Women are NOT allowed to say no to me.

2. My posts havent gotten nearly enough upvotes. Clearly the mods are forcing people to ignore me and it’s disgusting.

3. They havent removed a SINGLE post of mine. How am I gonna get the aforementioned hot mod to respond to my dms if she doesnt have to? How much more obvious do I need to be??

4. The whole pedophilia issue on this subreddit is out of control. I havent been able to dm a single pedophile and talk about our shared interest. It shouldnt be this hard to find a middle aged sugar daddy.

5. Back to the first issue, why won’t you message me back we could be so happy together. Im doing this for you baby, please.

6. They let the automod do all the work for them and dont comment on my posts. Dont get me wrong I wet my willy really silly to the automods messages but I prefer the real thing, yknow?

7. They havent figured out my age yet. Ive been leaving little clues in all my posts, and although the puzzle is moderately hard its doable.

8. Please please im on my knees baby just respond to my dms. If you click on it youll see there arent any images this time I couldnt have sent anything ‘fun’ (By fun I mean my pp) (pp is slang for penis) (its 5 1/2 inches long, significantly above average)

9. I dont think its going too far to compare the mods to nazis. They let me have no free will and dont give me any attention. At the very least they could dm me the numbers of some of their single friends. Or refer me to some of the pedos they banned.

I wish you luck, those of you who managed to read this before the little hitlers (mods) removed this post the second it was up. I love you

I used to jack off to angry birds
When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.