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Teen Masturbated 56 Times…
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Teenager allegedly masturbated a jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack, in the process, even breaking the world record and **was awarded a world record certificate by a Guinness representative who later arrived at the home**.
Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely”.
Jerome’s mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzlers reporters “one hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, I knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid,” she finished as she began to cry.
Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door. “The young man was on his bed… his penis was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his penis gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic.”
Investigators are still investigating the case for more information. Jerome’s funeral will take place sometime next week.
Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely”.
Jerome’s mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzlers reporters “one hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, I knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid,” she finished as she began to cry.
Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they opened Jerome’s bedroom door. “The young man was on his bed… his penis was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his penis gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn’t get it out, it was tragic.”
Investigators are still investigating the case for more information. Jerome’s funeral will take place sometime next week.
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Stephan is a discord whore
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Im Stefan(26M) from germany, normal body (shaved), 18cm dick, i send selfie with passport to verify me, submissive and i take custom Pictures and videos or gifs (with face and custom text on my body or a paper if you want it) btw. i do what ever my Queen want (use or abuse me).
Im a discord whore/slave, if you like to troll/humiliate or expose boys, then DM me with "Hi my slave" and be my Queen wink
Im a discord whore/slave, if you like to troll/humiliate or expose boys, then DM me with "Hi my slave" and be my Queen wink
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I used to jerk off to angry birds
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When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
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Serious question please help
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Serious question please help
So I (15F) have recently discovered…my body, and I’m really embarrassed about it.
Every time I’m about to start one of my sessions I start to feel really embarrassed and ashamed but when I get those thoughts I like pee myself a little, the feeling of that makes me keep going and I spiral into embarrassment and shame and I keep going until my arms are sore. Now I tried talking to my dad about it because my mom passed away a few years back and he says I should just keep doing it and he’ll listen at my door to make sure I’m ok and safe and I can call for him in case I need his help.
Now this made me feel really safe and protected and I’ve started a routine of touching myself 3 times a day, once in the morning, once after school, and one more before is go to sleep.
Every time my dad cracks my door open and watches over me and I feel really safe and protected and I pee a bit every time.
Any way my question is: is it normal to pee yourself while you masturbate and is it normal to do it as many times a day as I do?
So I (15F) have recently discovered…my body, and I’m really embarrassed about it.
Every time I’m about to start one of my sessions I start to feel really embarrassed and ashamed but when I get those thoughts I like pee myself a little, the feeling of that makes me keep going and I spiral into embarrassment and shame and I keep going until my arms are sore. Now I tried talking to my dad about it because my mom passed away a few years back and he says I should just keep doing it and he’ll listen at my door to make sure I’m ok and safe and I can call for him in case I need his help.
Now this made me feel really safe and protected and I’ve started a routine of touching myself 3 times a day, once in the morning, once after school, and one more before is go to sleep.
Every time my dad cracks my door open and watches over me and I feel really safe and protected and I pee a bit every time.
Any way my question is: is it normal to pee yourself while you masturbate and is it normal to do it as many times a day as I do?
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Am I the asshole for choosing my valorant porn addiction and abandoning my girlfriend?
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Am I the asshole for choosing to keep having a valorant porn addiction and abandoning my girlfriend?
I (22M) used to have a girlfriend (20F), we've been dating for 2 years now and the relationship was going smooth and I was planning to marry her. She's the kind of woman who would always have time to play with me, which I love. My favorite game was valorant, she decided to abandon other games just to be my pocket sage. But one day we were just normally playing some competitive, and when the round started I heard one of viper's voiceline which she said "come". I started to feel my dick rising and getting hard because of that, my girlfriend saw my super hard ass boner and thought she caused it. She insists on going afk just to have sex with me to get rid of my boner, but I was really horny about the viper voiceline and wanted some more and kept continued playing. My penis kept getting harder and harder whenever viper said a voice line, and my girlfriend started to get concerned. The match ended, and I just noticed that my shorts got ripped off because of my massive boner that a valorant agent just caused. My girlfriend was really in the mood for sex so I decided to finally do whatever she wants me to do. We layed on the bed and she started playing some romantic sexy music, but it didn't turn me on a bit. So I played "VALORANT viper's voicelines" on YouTube and kept it on repeat, my boner suddenly came back. When I was banging her she started to get annoyed of the background video of vipers voiceline.So she turned it off, and I suddenly got pissed off. I didn't feel horny anymore when viper's voicelines stopped playing so I stopped banging her and just decided to masturbate to Sova instead and it worked, his sexy Russian voice turns me on so much that my penis bursted a stack of thick and sticky cum.
Our relationship started going downhill because of me getting addicted to valorant agent porn. We didn't talk for long because of that scene. One month later, she decided to finally visit me on my house and she walked into my room. She saw me jacking off to killjoy porn and her face expression looks like she was disgusted with me. She yelled, "IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING FOR THE WHOLE MONTH?" We had a really heated argument, and I eventually gave up because I didn't want my parents to scold me. We kept having a relationship even though it's very toxic. And 2 months later we decided to have sex but I didn't get turned on by her once. I said,"You should cosplay as Reyna that'll make my dick bigger." She cried, she had enough with my bullshit. She finally said, "What do you choose? Me or your valorant porn?" It was a really hard decision and I eventually said, "I choose valorant porn." She quickly got out of my house and blocked me in every social media because she didn't wanna contact me ever again. Valorant dicks and pussies was the only thing that kept me happy, and I didn't wanna lose that
I (22M) used to have a girlfriend (20F), we've been dating for 2 years now and the relationship was going smooth and I was planning to marry her. She's the kind of woman who would always have time to play with me, which I love. My favorite game was valorant, she decided to abandon other games just to be my pocket sage. But one day we were just normally playing some competitive, and when the round started I heard one of viper's voiceline which she said "come". I started to feel my dick rising and getting hard because of that, my girlfriend saw my super hard ass boner and thought she caused it. She insists on going afk just to have sex with me to get rid of my boner, but I was really horny about the viper voiceline and wanted some more and kept continued playing. My penis kept getting harder and harder whenever viper said a voice line, and my girlfriend started to get concerned. The match ended, and I just noticed that my shorts got ripped off because of my massive boner that a valorant agent just caused. My girlfriend was really in the mood for sex so I decided to finally do whatever she wants me to do. We layed on the bed and she started playing some romantic sexy music, but it didn't turn me on a bit. So I played "VALORANT viper's voicelines" on YouTube and kept it on repeat, my boner suddenly came back. When I was banging her she started to get annoyed of the background video of vipers voiceline.So she turned it off, and I suddenly got pissed off. I didn't feel horny anymore when viper's voicelines stopped playing so I stopped banging her and just decided to masturbate to Sova instead and it worked, his sexy Russian voice turns me on so much that my penis bursted a stack of thick and sticky cum.
Our relationship started going downhill because of me getting addicted to valorant agent porn. We didn't talk for long because of that scene. One month later, she decided to finally visit me on my house and she walked into my room. She saw me jacking off to killjoy porn and her face expression looks like she was disgusted with me. She yelled, "IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE DOING FOR THE WHOLE MONTH?" We had a really heated argument, and I eventually gave up because I didn't want my parents to scold me. We kept having a relationship even though it's very toxic. And 2 months later we decided to have sex but I didn't get turned on by her once. I said,"You should cosplay as Reyna that'll make my dick bigger." She cried, she had enough with my bullshit. She finally said, "What do you choose? Me or your valorant porn?" It was a really hard decision and I eventually said, "I choose valorant porn." She quickly got out of my house and blocked me in every social media because she didn't wanna contact me ever again. Valorant dicks and pussies was the only thing that kept me happy, and I didn't wanna lose that
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Average Redditor
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Edit: Spelling
Edit: Thank you for 100 upvotes!
Edit: Thank you for silver!
Edit: 3000! Upvotes! Thank you!!!
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
Edit: Thanks for the comments
Edit: Yes, I really am doing your mom
Edit: 10,000 upvotes! Holy shit!
Edit: Thank you for wholesome award!
Edit: Life has been tough lately
Edit: 15k upvotes!!!!
Edit: thanks for the platinum!
Edit: My mental health is deteriating at a rapid state
Edit: It's just not working out
Edit: I told her Reddit said I'm not an asshole but she didn't listen
Edit: We don't sleep together anymore
Edit: Thanks for the award!
Edit: My wife left me
Edit: Thank you for 100 upvotes!
Edit: Thank you for silver!
Edit: 3000! Upvotes! Thank you!!!
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
Edit: Thanks for the comments
Edit: Yes, I really am doing your mom
Edit: 10,000 upvotes! Holy shit!
Edit: Thank you for wholesome award!
Edit: Life has been tough lately
Edit: 15k upvotes!!!!
Edit: thanks for the platinum!
Edit: My mental health is deteriating at a rapid state
Edit: It's just not working out
Edit: I told her Reddit said I'm not an asshole but she didn't listen
Edit: We don't sleep together anymore
Edit: Thanks for the award!
Edit: My wife left me
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Benefits of watching morbius daily
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Benefits of watching morbius daily:
Day 1 - You watch morbius. Instantly love it.
Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity. You feel as a whole a stronger human being
Day 10 - you have energy whenever you want and can sleep as long or short as you need to, people start getting jealous
Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity. Youre able to perfectly recite the script
Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof. Women start talking
Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration. You’ve now memorised the choreography of the entire movie, you can execute the stunts and movements performed to a tee
Day 365 - Your voice deepens, and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.
Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.
Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down. You need more time to watch morbius.
Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately, she keeps it professional.
Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.
Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.
Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. Matt Sazama Burk Sharpless signs over half of his morbius royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell him you love and appreciate all the good change hes bought to your life. He weeps quietly, but with a smile.
Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.
Day 100,000 – Your IQ increases by several morbillion. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.
Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.
Day 500,000 - you’ve watched morbius half a million times. You can psychically project the entire movie into whoever's mind you please. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do.
You give your fellow humans one last look—they're still not watching morbius, trapped in their primitive way—but you don't judge. The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men.
"Watch morbius. But if you must, use lube." Those were your parting words.
Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension. Morbius.
Day 1 - You watch morbius. Instantly love it.
Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity. You feel as a whole a stronger human being
Day 10 - you have energy whenever you want and can sleep as long or short as you need to, people start getting jealous
Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity. Youre able to perfectly recite the script
Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof. Women start talking
Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration. You’ve now memorised the choreography of the entire movie, you can execute the stunts and movements performed to a tee
Day 365 - Your voice deepens, and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.
Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.
Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down. You need more time to watch morbius.
Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately, she keeps it professional.
Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.
Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.
Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. Matt Sazama Burk Sharpless signs over half of his morbius royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell him you love and appreciate all the good change hes bought to your life. He weeps quietly, but with a smile.
Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.
Day 100,000 – Your IQ increases by several morbillion. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.
Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.
Day 500,000 - you’ve watched morbius half a million times. You can psychically project the entire movie into whoever's mind you please. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do.
You give your fellow humans one last look—they're still not watching morbius, trapped in their primitive way—but you don't judge. The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men.
"Watch morbius. But if you must, use lube." Those were your parting words.
Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension. Morbius.
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What you see when being banned from subreddits
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Reasons why I care: (spoiler: I dont) also wanted to let you know you get no bitches and subsequently are being banned from this subreddit cuz (woopsie) you gotta have infinite bitches to be here and you gotta *morb* which you cant because I said so. Also as the baseline for opinion I stand my ground as the Major General for the Minutmen. There is this scary story of someone talking when no ody ask spoiler that person is you cuz you wont stfu. L + Cope + Mald + Get Ratio’d + Seeth + I win + No bitches + No Flintlock + Your mother + This time the bans permanent. Have a nice day :)
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average pm of a female redditor
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Ah, hello my sweet sweet female specimen. That is a very extraordinary, and if I must say so myself, arousing feminine snoo avatar you've got there. I am interested in getting to know you and developing a deeper connection with you. Hmm, I see you are a gamer, I myself am a gamer as well. I believe because of this, me and you will get along handsomely. You will come to find that I am a nice guy, and not like the other jerks who treat their female companions like shit and are not cultured enough to understand gaming like us. Do text back if you are interested in exploring this relationship further, I mean, a platonic relationship of course. Unless you want something more...
Hi, my princess. I cannot help but notice a lack of response on your part following my initial message. I am aware that I can be intimidating due to my intelligence and natural alpha male energy, but I assure you that I am a nice guy. I will bend over backwards for you, my lovely. I will treat you like a princess and show you what a gentleman is truly like. For the qualities of a gentleman is something that is innately woven in me. No, you will not see brutish or jerkish behavior exhibited by me, my female friend. I am also an atheist, so therefore I am extremely intelligent. But do not worry, for I have morals. In fact my morals are stronger than that of others since they are only kind and do what is right out of fear of going to an (imaginary) Hell. Meanwhile I commit acts of virtue simply because it is the right thing to do. Therefore I believe I will be a very suitable companion fort you to breed with... if you ever want to, of course. Like I said, I am a nice guy, so I will take into consideration your needs first and foremost. I am also of course significantly more intelligent than the brutish jocks I am sure you are used to seeing, as unlike them who simply focus on mindless games depicting sweaty, muscular clods throwing around a leather ball, I consume intellectual content such as Rick and Morty. While they jack off to the newest super bowl whatever championship. I jerk off only to the finest hentai, but if course if ever we are to enter a more intimate relationship I will jerk off to no-one and nothing but your gorgeous figure, my angelic goddess. Do get back to me, please. You will not regret it.
Hello, my fair maiden. I see you have still not responded despite an hour's passing. That's OK, take your time, I suppose. But please get back to me sooner or later, thank you.
Hello?
Hey?
If you see this, text me back please. That would be very appreciated.
Hi.
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My fair lady, it has been three consecutive hours yet here I still see an appalling lack of response on your part. I may be a nice guy, but I am also a fair guy. And I do not tolerate disrespect from any person, male or female. Perhaps you are simply busy, or perhaps you are out on a run. But it has been three hours, three whole hours almost nearing four and yet I still do not see a response from you. I cannot imagine that what you are doing would take you so long that I would find myself left waiting for three whole hours. That does not happen. This is extremely rude and disrespectful, and I will not tolerate it! I do not want to squabble, but you give me little choice when I respectfully start conversation with you and you leave me waiting for three whole hours without a response! Please respond to my dm as soon as you see this, thank you.
Hello?
HelLO?
I'm waiting...
Hi?
....
Hel-LO!
Are you freaking there?!?
Okay this is getting ridiculous! I know that you are not so busy that you cannot reply to me! What the fuck kind of game is this? Just tell me, I can't read your frikin mind! I'm not psychic, I'm not Homelander who can hear every single freaking thing whispered from Timbuktu to Japan! Just spit it out if you have something you are trying to communicate with me! I have no time for your mind games and it's unfair and frankly rather manipulative!
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Answer this!
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Hi.
Hello.
Hello?
You there?
Hey, baby. I got 69,420 upvotes on my big chungus meme. Isn't that nice?
Baby?
Babe?
Kitten?
Hellooooo, you there?
Earth to kitten.
Helloooooooooo?
Ahem!
I said, Earth to kitten!
Kitten!
Are. You. There?
Are. You. Freaking. There??????
I SAID ARE YOU THERE?!?!
ARE YOU FUCKING THERE!?!?!
FUCKING ANSWER ME!!!
I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND!!!
FUCK THIS!!! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR LYING GASLIGHTING BULLSHIT!!! I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THESE MANIPULATIVE MIND GAMES YOU'RE PLAYING WITH ME YOU DECIETFUL NARCISSISTIC BITCH!!! YOU IGNORE ME ALL FUCKING NIGHT WHEN I'M JUST TRYING TO TALK TO YOU AND START A GOD DAMN CONSERVATION! GOD!!! I TRY SO HARD TO BE NICE TO YOU AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME IN RETURN!!! IT'S NOT DIFFICULT, IT'S NOT FUCKING MATH!!! JUST GIVE ME A GOD DAMN FUCKING RESPONSE!!!
Hello???
HELLO????
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
I MEAN IT, I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND!!! ANSWER ME!!! NOW!!!!
ANSWER ME!!!!
FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!! ALL YOU ARE IS A NO GOOD, MANIPULATIVE, NARCISSISTIC, WITCH SLUT AND ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR IS FLASHING YOUR BOOBS AT A CAMERA AND BEING FUCKED BY 14 BEEFED UP TROGLODYTES BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW A REAL MAN WHEN YOU SEE ONE!!! I BET YOU'D BE ALL OVER IT IF A CHAD DMED YOU, YOU BE CREAMING YOU PIE OUT ALL OVER THE FUCKING ROOF OF YOUR DADDY PAID TRASH GHETTO APARTMENT!!! BUT NOOOO, ANY MAN LESS THAN A CHAD IS BENEATH YOU, ISN'T HE??? ISN'T HE YOU FUCKING WHORE???? ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS FUCK CHADS!!!! SUCK ON CHADS BIG FAT FUCKING 10 INCH MEGACOCK BEFORE HE SHOVES IT UP YOUR GROSS FLAPPY SLUT WHORE PUSSY THAT'S ALREADY BEEN PENATRATED BY GOD KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER CHADS AND THEN BE SUPRISED WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING PREGNANT WITH THREE FUCKING BABIES AND BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN RESPONSIBILITY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE YOU KILL YOUR BABIES WITH AN ABORTION!!!! IT'S ALL THE SAME! YOU'RE ALL THE FUCKING SAME YOU ALL JUST DATE JERKS WHO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG MUSCLES AND THEN WHEN HE BEATS US AND LEAVES YOU AS A SIGNLE MOTHER YOU WHINE ABOUT "oh boo hoo where have all the good men gone!" WELL GUESS WHAT, THE GOOD MEN HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO TALK WITH YOU, TO ESTABLISH A CONNECTION WITH YOU, AND YOU REGECTED THEM!!! ALL OF THEM!!!! JUST LIKE YOU DID NOW WITH ME!!! YOU THINK THERE ARE NO GOOD MEN LEFT IN THE WORLD BECAUSE YOU NEVER GAVE THE GOOD MEN A CHANCE!!! FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOUR FUTURE CHAD FUCKING BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND ABUSES YOU EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR WORTHLESS AND MISREABLE LIDE!!! BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU DESTROYED THE ONLY CHANCE WITH A NICE GUY YOU'LL EVER GET!!! A NICE GUY APPROACHED YOU, OFFERED TO LET YOU IN AND TREAT YOU RIGHT, AND YOU REJEFTED HIM!!!! YOU REJECTED HIM YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! I HOPE YOU GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU WHEN YOU LIE ON THE FLOOR BLOODY AND BRUISED AFTER CHAD HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND REALIZE THAT YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!!! THAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN WITH A NICE GUY WHO TREATS YOU RIGHT, BUT YOU CHOSE CHAD FOR HIS BIG EFFING THUNDER COCK AND NOW YOU'RE FORCRD TO LIFE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN ACTIONS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE NICE GUYS LIKE ME!!! YOU NEVER DID!!! YOU DESERVE TO BE BEAT AND FUCKED BY A BUNCH OF JERKS BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR!!! FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!
Hey.
HEY!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
DID YOU JUST...
HOW DARE YOU FUCKING POST ME ON R/NICEGUYS AND R/JUSTNECKBEARDTHINGS YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE!!! THE AUDACITY OF YOU AFTER YOU IGNORE ME AND MANIPULATE ME FOR NINE FUCKING HOURS!!!
HEY!
I'M NOT KIDDING, TAKE THOSE POSTS DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE I WILL GET THE POLICE INVOLVED FOR TAKING PICTURES OF A PRIVATE CHAT WITHOUT MY FUCKING CONSENT!!!
I still don't see your posts removed.
HEY!!!!
IT'S BEEN A FUCKING HOUR AND YOUR POSTS ARE STILL NOT FUCKING REMOVED!!!
ANSWER ME!!!!!
THAT'S IT FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH GO DIE IN A WHOLE YOUR FUCKING WHORE!!!
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Hi, my princess. I cannot help but notice a lack of response on your part following my initial message. I am aware that I can be intimidating due to my intelligence and natural alpha male energy, but I assure you that I am a nice guy. I will bend over backwards for you, my lovely. I will treat you like a princess and show you what a gentleman is truly like. For the qualities of a gentleman is something that is innately woven in me. No, you will not see brutish or jerkish behavior exhibited by me, my female friend. I am also an atheist, so therefore I am extremely intelligent. But do not worry, for I have morals. In fact my morals are stronger than that of others since they are only kind and do what is right out of fear of going to an (imaginary) Hell. Meanwhile I commit acts of virtue simply because it is the right thing to do. Therefore I believe I will be a very suitable companion fort you to breed with... if you ever want to, of course. Like I said, I am a nice guy, so I will take into consideration your needs first and foremost. I am also of course significantly more intelligent than the brutish jocks I am sure you are used to seeing, as unlike them who simply focus on mindless games depicting sweaty, muscular clods throwing around a leather ball, I consume intellectual content such as Rick and Morty. While they jack off to the newest super bowl whatever championship. I jerk off only to the finest hentai, but if course if ever we are to enter a more intimate relationship I will jerk off to no-one and nothing but your gorgeous figure, my angelic goddess. Do get back to me, please. You will not regret it.
Hello, my fair maiden. I see you have still not responded despite an hour's passing. That's OK, take your time, I suppose. But please get back to me sooner or later, thank you.
Hello?
Hey?
If you see this, text me back please. That would be very appreciated.
Hi.
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My fair lady, it has been three consecutive hours yet here I still see an appalling lack of response on your part. I may be a nice guy, but I am also a fair guy. And I do not tolerate disrespect from any person, male or female. Perhaps you are simply busy, or perhaps you are out on a run. But it has been three hours, three whole hours almost nearing four and yet I still do not see a response from you. I cannot imagine that what you are doing would take you so long that I would find myself left waiting for three whole hours. That does not happen. This is extremely rude and disrespectful, and I will not tolerate it! I do not want to squabble, but you give me little choice when I respectfully start conversation with you and you leave me waiting for three whole hours without a response! Please respond to my dm as soon as you see this, thank you.
Hello?
HelLO?
I'm waiting...
Hi?
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Hel-LO!
Are you freaking there?!?
Okay this is getting ridiculous! I know that you are not so busy that you cannot reply to me! What the fuck kind of game is this? Just tell me, I can't read your frikin mind! I'm not psychic, I'm not Homelander who can hear every single freaking thing whispered from Timbuktu to Japan! Just spit it out if you have something you are trying to communicate with me! I have no time for your mind games and it's unfair and frankly rather manipulative!
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Answer this!
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Hi.
Hello.
Hello?
You there?
Hey, baby. I got 69,420 upvotes on my big chungus meme. Isn't that nice?
Baby?
Babe?
Kitten?
Hellooooo, you there?
Earth to kitten.
Helloooooooooo?
Ahem!
I said, Earth to kitten!
Kitten!
Are. You. There?
Are. You. Freaking. There??????
I SAID ARE YOU THERE?!?!
ARE YOU FUCKING THERE!?!?!
FUCKING ANSWER ME!!!
I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND!!!
FUCK THIS!!! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR LYING GASLIGHTING BULLSHIT!!! I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THESE MANIPULATIVE MIND GAMES YOU'RE PLAYING WITH ME YOU DECIETFUL NARCISSISTIC BITCH!!! YOU IGNORE ME ALL FUCKING NIGHT WHEN I'M JUST TRYING TO TALK TO YOU AND START A GOD DAMN CONSERVATION! GOD!!! I TRY SO HARD TO BE NICE TO YOU AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME IN RETURN!!! IT'S NOT DIFFICULT, IT'S NOT FUCKING MATH!!! JUST GIVE ME A GOD DAMN FUCKING RESPONSE!!!
Hello???
HELLO????
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
I MEAN IT, I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND!!! ANSWER ME!!! NOW!!!!
ANSWER ME!!!!
FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING WHORE!!! ALL YOU ARE IS A NO GOOD, MANIPULATIVE, NARCISSISTIC, WITCH SLUT AND ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR IS FLASHING YOUR BOOBS AT A CAMERA AND BEING FUCKED BY 14 BEEFED UP TROGLODYTES BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW A REAL MAN WHEN YOU SEE ONE!!! I BET YOU'D BE ALL OVER IT IF A CHAD DMED YOU, YOU BE CREAMING YOU PIE OUT ALL OVER THE FUCKING ROOF OF YOUR DADDY PAID TRASH GHETTO APARTMENT!!! BUT NOOOO, ANY MAN LESS THAN A CHAD IS BENEATH YOU, ISN'T HE??? ISN'T HE YOU FUCKING WHORE???? ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS FUCK CHADS!!!! SUCK ON CHADS BIG FAT FUCKING 10 INCH MEGACOCK BEFORE HE SHOVES IT UP YOUR GROSS FLAPPY SLUT WHORE PUSSY THAT'S ALREADY BEEN PENATRATED BY GOD KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER CHADS AND THEN BE SUPRISED WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING PREGNANT WITH THREE FUCKING BABIES AND BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER KNOWN RESPONSIBILITY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE YOU KILL YOUR BABIES WITH AN ABORTION!!!! IT'S ALL THE SAME! YOU'RE ALL THE FUCKING SAME YOU ALL JUST DATE JERKS WHO TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG MUSCLES AND THEN WHEN HE BEATS US AND LEAVES YOU AS A SIGNLE MOTHER YOU WHINE ABOUT "oh boo hoo where have all the good men gone!" WELL GUESS WHAT, THE GOOD MEN HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO TALK WITH YOU, TO ESTABLISH A CONNECTION WITH YOU, AND YOU REGECTED THEM!!! ALL OF THEM!!!! JUST LIKE YOU DID NOW WITH ME!!! YOU THINK THERE ARE NO GOOD MEN LEFT IN THE WORLD BECAUSE YOU NEVER GAVE THE GOOD MEN A CHANCE!!! FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOUR FUTURE CHAD FUCKING BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND ABUSES YOU EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR WORTHLESS AND MISREABLE LIDE!!! BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU DESTROYED THE ONLY CHANCE WITH A NICE GUY YOU'LL EVER GET!!! A NICE GUY APPROACHED YOU, OFFERED TO LET YOU IN AND TREAT YOU RIGHT, AND YOU REJEFTED HIM!!!! YOU REJECTED HIM YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! I HOPE YOU GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU WHEN YOU LIE ON THE FLOOR BLOODY AND BRUISED AFTER CHAD HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK AND REALIZE THAT YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!!! THAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN WITH A NICE GUY WHO TREATS YOU RIGHT, BUT YOU CHOSE CHAD FOR HIS BIG EFFING THUNDER COCK AND NOW YOU'RE FORCRD TO LIFE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN ACTIONS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE NICE GUYS LIKE ME!!! YOU NEVER DID!!! YOU DESERVE TO BE BEAT AND FUCKED BY A BUNCH OF JERKS BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR!!! FUCK YOU AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!
Hey.
HEY!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
DID YOU JUST...
HOW DARE YOU FUCKING POST ME ON R/NICEGUYS AND R/JUSTNECKBEARDTHINGS YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE!!! THE AUDACITY OF YOU AFTER YOU IGNORE ME AND MANIPULATE ME FOR NINE FUCKING HOURS!!!
HEY!
I'M NOT KIDDING, TAKE THOSE POSTS DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE I WILL GET THE POLICE INVOLVED FOR TAKING PICTURES OF A PRIVATE CHAT WITHOUT MY FUCKING CONSENT!!!
I still don't see your posts removed.
HEY!!!!
IT'S BEEN A FUCKING HOUR AND YOUR POSTS ARE STILL NOT FUCKING REMOVED!!!
ANSWER ME!!!!!
THAT'S IT FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH GO DIE IN A WHOLE YOUR FUCKING WHORE!!!
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serious question (from r/teenagers ofc)
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So I (15F) have recently discovered…my body, and I’m really embarrassed about it. Every time I’m about to start one of my sessions I start to feel really embarrassed and ashamed but when I get those thoughts I like pee myself a little, the feeling of that makes me keep going and I spiral into embarrassment and shame and I keep going until my arms are sore. Now I tried talking to my dad about it because my mom passed away a few years back and he says I should just keep doing it and he’ll listen at my door to make sure I’m ok and safe and I can call for him in case I need his help.
Now this made me feel really safe and protected and I’ve started a routine of touching myself 3 times a day, once in the morning, once after school, and one more before is go to sleep. Every time my dad cracks my door open and watches over me and I feel really safe and protected and I pee a bit every time.
Any way my question is: is it normal to pee yourself while you masturbate and is it normal to do it as many times a day as I do?
So I (15F) have recently discovered…my body, and I’m really embarrassed about it. Every time I’m about to start one of my sessions I start to feel really embarrassed and ashamed but when I get those thoughts I like pee myself a little, the feeling of that makes me keep going and I spiral into embarrassment and shame and I keep going until my arms are sore. Now I tried talking to my dad about it because my mom passed away a few years back and he says I should just keep doing it and he’ll listen at my door to make sure I’m ok and safe and I can call for him in case I need his help.
Now this made me feel really safe and protected and I’ve started a routine of touching myself 3 times a day, once in the morning, once after school, and one more before is go to sleep. Every time my dad cracks my door open and watches over me and I feel really safe and protected and I pee a bit every time.
Any way my question is: is it normal to pee yourself while you masturbate and is it normal to do it as many times a day as I do?
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If you're interested, I just bought about $1000.00 worth of top end fishing equipment. Loads of Lucky Craft, Wave Worm yada yada yada...I have some pics on my FB home page...I also am restocked on jig hooks for pouring jigs. I have between 20-30 molds....a few for weights for bottom fishing, including huge weights for heavy river current or the ocean but the majority are for bass jigs of all sorts. I also have over 3 dozen powder pain colors available, and can custom make pretty much any size order in whatever colors anyone wants. If I have the mold, I can fill the order. I have one mold no one else has as I custom made it.....it's for ultra light tube heads (1/32 & 1/16 ounce heads BUT with hooks from #2, #1, 1/0, 2/0 or 3/0) and when the bass are being "fussy" and won't touch a fast falling jig or tube or whatever, these have won me a lot of tournaments.
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Woody got wood by William Shakespeare
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One day while andy wast masturbating, woody did get wood. That gent couldst nay longeth'r holp himself! that gent gazed as andy strok'd his juicy kawaii cock. That gent did approach andy which startl'd that gent and maketh that gent pee ev'rywh're on the flo'r and on woody too. Being drench'd in his urine madeth that gent hard'r than ev'r! woody: "andy senpai! i'm alive and i wanteth to beest inside of thee. " andy: "oh woody chan! i at each moment kneweth thee w're alive! i wanteth to stuffeth thee up mine own kawaii rampallian!" woody did grab a bunch of flav'r'd lube and did rub t all ov'r his headeth woody: "oh mine own! t's ch'rry flav'r'd lube! ch'rry is mine own fav'rite! woody then stuff'd his headeth up into andy's tight rampallian! the oth'r toys 'round the cubiculo gazed intently as woody shov'd his headeth backeth and f'rth into andy's nice rampallian, continuously making a squishy did wet hurtling. The oth'r toys eke becameth arous'd and those gents all gath'r'd 'round woody and andy and did start to urinate all ov'r those folk, and then those gents did start to masturbate. Andy: "oh mine own marry, woody chan! thou art churning mine own insides up so well! thy nose is stimulating mine own prostate! oh aye! all the oth'r toys becameth so arous'd by this, yond those gents couldst not holp themselves anym're! those gents did push woody completely inside, and those gents all wenteth inside. All of those folk did want to beest inside andy's nice round rampallian. Andy: "no waiteth guys! mine own rampallian cannot holdeth this much! i'm getting so full! all the toys wenteth inside of po'r squirming andy and quaint much, that gent wast beyond full, and kicked the bucket from having his insides completely did damage. The moth'r cameth inside and hath found andy, dead with a huge rampallian hem'rrhage on his anus, with a huge belly full of toys
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Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open? can I get a picture of you fingering yourself? can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it? can I also get a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pic of your full front body in just a bra and panties? and can I get a pic of your ass or your panties are all up? and can I also get a pic of your boobs while you’re in the shower? can I also get another pussy pic while you’re in the shower? for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want? for the videos can I get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you fingering yourself and one of you actually cumming? Also can I get one of you play with your tits while not wearing a shirt?
Can I get a dick pic with your underwear on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your cock is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your dick from the front and one where it’s moved to one side against your inner thigh? can I get a picture of you holding your cock? can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your cock in it? can I also get a pic of your dick and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pic of your full front body in just underwear? and can I get a pic of your ass or your underwear are all up? and can I also get a pic of your ass while you’re in the shower? can I also get another dick pic while you’re in the shower? for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want? for the videos can I get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you jerking yourself and one of you actually cumming? Also can I get one of you playing with your nipples while not wearing a shirt?
Can I get a dick pic with your underwear on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your cock is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your dick from the front and one where it’s moved to one side against your inner thigh? can I get a picture of you holding your cock? can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your cock in it? can I also get a pic of your dick and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pic of your full front body in just underwear? and can I get a pic of your ass or your underwear are all up? and can I also get a pic of your ass while you’re in the shower? can I also get another dick pic while you’re in the shower? for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want? for the videos can I get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you jerking yourself and one of you actually cumming? Also can I get one of you playing with your nipples while not wearing a shirt?
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I let mine 5 year old son play this game because he sad he liked game and want very much so I buy game for him but little later he come to me and say "daddy this game much scary!!" I look at game and it say: "ZOMBIE EAT YOU BRAIN!!!" and me was shock. how can this game be allow for childs? this game has blood and violins, zombie eat your vegetables!! zombie may no eat vegetable, my son eat vegetable!! he is now life shock and he have to take pills everyday!! tanks so very much electric art!!! this game much bad and scary, I rate 16 and over!! not play this game, this very innapropait!!! u has been warninged!!!!!
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My son used to be a model student with all honors classes, but recently he's been saying things about "morbin time" and "morbius". I got a call from his school about a week ago about how he became belligerent over wanting to show people his "morbs" and beginning to "morb". He refuses to sleep at all, claiming that it's "morbin time". Recently, he's taken to smearing his own feces across the walls, drawing barely recognizable pictures of what appears to be Jared Leto. He's been yelling things about "morbophobes" and it's beginning to scare me. The doctor says that we might need to get him committed to a mental hospital.
How can I get him back to normal? I just want my son back.
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***Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.***
***This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH***
***This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH***
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“I’m gonna make an announcement! Normal and Expert is a weakass giver upper! He can’t even piss on my SCal trophy! That’s right! He took his weakling skilless hand, and clicked on Normal/Expert mode! And then said his skills were thiiiis biiig, and I said that’s disgusting! So I’m making a callout post on my Reddit.com: Normal/Expert player, you got like no skill! It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller! And guess what? Here’s why my skill looks like: instakilled noises That’s right baby! ALL grace, NO mercy, NO coddling! Look at that, it looks like 200 deaths and a kill! You broke your game so guess what, I’m gonna destroy the Subreddit! That’s right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER SKILLS! Except I’m not gonna piss off the subreddit, I’m gonna go higher… I’m pissing off the DEVS!! How do you like that Fabsol? I won all the bossfights YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours to make a harder difficulty before the rant drrroplets hit the Calamity Discord! Now get out of my sight before I get instakilled by you too!”
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