**I'm naked with my kids, I have sex in front of my kids. I neva be ashamed of sex, my son be breastfeedin and ill be making love to his moma, thats me bruh, thats how i get down around kids. I try to keep they purity, I don't wanna take their purity away by covering myself up they gonna be ashamed to cover theyself up, and I'm pure at heart. So you can think in yo mind if I let another kid here I'm gonna have to change the way I am so that your kid can be comfortable around me? No I'm gonna be naked as fuck in front of yo kids, my son comes up and grabs my penis, I let him grab my penis.**

So I’ve been sounding for a few years now and recently I’ve gotten into the boys (the Amazon show) and if you’ve seen the newest season you know where I’m going with this.
Anyway that particular scene was so fucking hot at the start and I immediately started jerking off and trying to find my sounding kit while I had it paused.
Once I found it I resumed the show only to realize that the *thing* happened (you know the sudden big and explosion)
And now at first I was shocked but I realized I wasn’t horrified or disgusted. I was so fucking turned on that I almost instantly came so hard that my cock muscles started to like push the rod in and out of my urethra.

Fast forward to nearly a week later and I’ve started playing with metal straws and putting things like live ants and tiny mealworms that I feed my lizards down the straw and imagining that thing happening until I cum the ants and worms out and then I eat them. Now that isn’t part of the fantasy I just really love the taste of my cum and having something crunchy added to it really is the “icing” on the cake. Icing being my cum and cake being half dead ants and worms.

So my real point of this post is am I a freak? I don’t feel normal while I do this and if I’m being honest that turns me on even more.

so basically. IDK when exactly this was. maybe 2-3 years ago? def November of some year. I decided I would do NNN untill I wanted to bust a nut down sexual style, in a manner goated with the sauce. I also remember someone telling me that they jacked off in November every day but never nutted cause it was like tiptoeing on the edge. I decided to try this because fuck it. I did not know what edging was at the time. I would beat my dick for the better part of an hour for 2 straight fucking weeks(my classes were easy and I had way too much free time). This is the equivalent to making a dam, cracking it, and using your own shit to try seal the gaps closed. Of course this metaphorical dam ended up bursting.
I was gettin silly with my willy when I accidentally went too far. I pushed a little too hard and I fucking EXPLODED. I blasted rope a good 3 feet into the fucking air with the force of a shotgun, and it didn't stop there. For more than half of a fucking minute I continually kept unspooling my thread, releasing my semen demon, and just all around letting it all out. I basically fucking pissed cum, that's how hard it came out. It was going so rapidly it was actually kind of painful. Now to give even more context, this was at 2 AM at night. I could not let out a single fucking PEEP for fear of waking up my family. For at least 30 seconds I sat there just fucking nutting. After it was all over and done with, I had to clean up, and man let me tell you I used a lot of fucking shit to wipe it all up. I created a fucking artificial pond. Thank GOD I was in a room with a tile floor. Anyways yeah that's the story of when I came like a fucking hentai protagonist.

Bro she is actually so fucking attractive, I know this is a kids game and I'm supposed to be attracted to the animals but holy fuck when I see her I go loony toons awooga arf arf arf bark bark borf awooga *Eyes extend out of my skull* and start drooling she is such a mommy I wish she would just step on me and call me a good boy like holy fuck the amount of bad I am down for this generations professor is scary, honestly, I scare myself sometimes, I know this might sound ironic but when I see her looking at me I get hard, every time without fail I just want her to adopt me and tuck me in at night and then come into my room and walk all over me before tying me up and torturing me until daybreak.

Reading your post, I assumed you were a guy, starting to lift.

Then I looked at your profile.

For the love of God, DO NOT DO THAT!

1) You will never be as strong as you fantasize.

2) Men want feminine women, not wannabe men.

Save yourself the late-30s regret.

FOSSILIZATION
Let's define the word FOSIL:
Dead organic substance that has been petrified (turned into stone) through chemical and geological processes in a matter of days, or months.


ALL FOSSILS presented by science in public education books belong to the same era: THE GREAT UNIVERSAL FLOOD.
In the anti-diluvian era (From Adam to Noah) EVERYTHING WAS GIGANTIC! The Mount of the Skull (Golgotha), where the Lamb of God: Yeshua Ha-Mashiach was crucified; THE GIANT SKULL ITSELF IS FOSSILIZED, AND BELONGS TO ADAM, THE FIRST MAN CREATED ON EARTH (Adam was 200 feet tall).

It is worth to note that The Book of Secrets of Enoch Chapter 24: Referring to the dimensions of Noah's Ark that Elohim gave to Noah, it reads: “The 300 cubits of them (of the angels) are equal to fifteen thousand of ours. (of human beings), and the fifty of them are two thousand five hundred of ours, and the thirty of them are fifteen hundred of ours, AND ONE CUBIT OF THEM IS EQUAL TO FIFTY OF OURS.” So, a modern man standing six feet tall would be equal to 4 cubits, 4 cubits multiplied by 50, which is an angel's cubit, equals 200 feet tall: WE CAN DEDUCE THAT ALL MEN WHO LIVED BEFORE THE GREAT UNIVERSAL FLOOD, FROM ADAM TO NOAH, MEASURED AN AVERAGE OF 200 FEET IN HEIGHT!!!

During the Great Universal Flood, God broke the fountains of the abyss, which were at great pressure and great temperature, launching pieces of rock, pieces of organic matter, entire mountains, water, mud, and steam up to the stratosphere, where they remained, suspended through electromagnetic forces that exists in the upper atmosphere. Today we know them as asteroids, meteors, meteoroids, comets, steam, and inert gases, without light, or movement.
Only the stars have their own light, because they are living beings, they sing, and dance, and flash their light, worshiping the Most High God of the Universe.

A burning mountain (asteroid) described in the Bible, whose name is WORMWOOD, was found by NASA scientists in 2,004, renamed APOPHIS (The Egyptian God of Destruction, and Chaos), studied, and prophesied to return to earth on April 13, 2,029.

The giant Nephilim were the size of mountains but their bodies of flesh, and bone succumbed to the pressure of the mud, and the waters of the Great Universal Flood, which prevailed on earth for a year and a half, and fossilized all organic matter in a matter of days, months, hundreds, and thousands of years, according to their size, and density, NOT MILLIONS OF YEARS!!! The Nephilim blood was concentrated in the lower parts of the body, and was exchanged for the minerals, and chemical elements found in the mud, becoming PURE GOLD!!! As well as whole blocks, and members of their physical bodies separated by a thin layer of nerves called FASCIA, like whole hearts fossilized into multi-colored gemstones (blood is what causes the multiple colors), and lungs, and livers, etc... THERE ARE TONS OF PURE GOLD IN 409,000 GIANT NEPHILIM SCATTERED THROUGHOUT THE EARTH AND DROWNED DURING THE GREAT FLOOD.

Every fossil found in the world has the same age: 4,126 years old. The year in which the Great Universal Flood occurred was the year 1,656, and the current year is the year 5,782 since the creation of Adam. Cities like Petra, Macchu Picchu, Ollantaytambo, Puma Punku, and many others with their gigantic walls are cities, and architectural wonders built with the soft flesh of sea monsters, gigantic land animals, and Nephilim colossi in the process of fossilization.

The giant obelisks of a thousand tons, like the one found in one of the quarries in Egypt, known as: Thutmose III, were cut when the meat of the sea monster was soft. All the buildings turned into rock today, are of one hundred percent organic origin, and you can still see the blood coming out of them, the exploded arteries, and the bloody veins on their surface. All flesh designed by God is divided, or separated into blocks by a thin film, or nerve separation, which isolates it from the other biological members. This film, or nerve block is called: FASCIA. The gigantic walls that you see where not even a sheet of paper can be inserted between the blocks; the blocks are separated by FOSSILIZED FASCIA, IT IS NOT CONCRETE, NOR CEMENT, NOR MORTAR!!! All “marble” stone, and “granite” stone found in nature IS ALWAYS FOUND in strata, or gigantic layers perfectly cut (with perfect laser machine cuts) with super technologically advanced gigantic cutting machines of the colossal Nephilim.

The Devil's Tower, the Giant's Causeway, and the Tepuyes (The House of the Gods: Roraima, Venezuela) are nothing more than a foot of a colossal Nephilim. The foundations of the Eiffel Tower in 1,887 were soft flesh of a fossilizing sea monster.

That's why they had so much trouble building it.
The entire earth is covered with mountains that are sea monsters, land monsters, and colossal Nephilim monsters called MOUNTAINS OF SLEEPING GIANTS. There are entire mountains (more than two miles in length), scattered throughout the land, of ¾-inch-diameter blue-stone, and entire mountains of one-inch-diameter cinder rock, deposited there by the Nephilim colossi.

All those photos of malleable stones, or rocks that look like folded book pages, stone impressions, or molten stone, or liquefied (like marble) mean that the stone was soft meat in the process of petrifying when those impressions were made. THE SECRET SCIENCE OF THE BIBLE BY HENRY ENRIX: THE SECRET SCIENCE OF THE BIBLE. DISCOVER THE TRUTH OF THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE

So last week I had a date with a girl (it was our third date) and it has been going okay. She’s cute and kinda quirky.

But the date is winding down and our libidos are winding up; I ignored the first red flag, she was telling me how excited she was and how wet she was. Her pants were soaked (way too soaked). And she tells me she squirts sometimes. And I blew through this red flag because I was horny and I thought maybe just maybe squirt is not piss *spoiler alert* it’s piss.

We get to my car and start making out and this woman pulls her pants down and starts playing with herself (this was all super hot in the moment, and would still be a sexy memory if she didn’t proceed to squirt (read: piss) all over my car’s poor seats.

Anyway, my car smells like piss and I am looking for ways to clean it and neutralize the smell.

Tldr: squirt is ~~definitely~~ sometimes piss. Women do not have a secret reservoir of squirt, what they do have is a bladder full of piss.

(Im only six so pardon my grammar).

Ive had a nasty cough for the past few days, so I went to the doctor to see if it was Corona. He said "its not corona" Woohoo! But then, he said "You have every type of cancer and you will die in three (3) days. I thought I should say goodbye to my reddit family before I go.

TLDR: I will die in three (3) days.

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I am a CIA agent and professional anarcho-fetus paid millions to promote synthetic left hogwash detailing the genocide of Uyghurs in China, the crimes of the Assad regime, the superiority of egalitarian solutions to statist hierarchies, and myths about the size, width, length, and coloration of Caleb Maupin’s penis. I am an enemy of international socialism. I am a Falun Gong zealot descended from Kulak class-collaborators and bourgeois intellectuals. I am a Vaush top-donater. I am a card-carrying member of multiple Trotskyite organisations. I am a Mike Bloomberg supporter and State Department intern. I am agent of Goldstein and a spy in the pay of Eurasian intelligence. I shot Stalin and peed on his pants to make him look bad. I am a Capitalist Roader.

So hypothetically what if I put my penis into a ketchup bottle and it won't get out. I can't feel it anymore and it won't stop being hard. I don't know how long I can survive I don't want to go to the hospital because all of Alabama would know me as the guy who lost his penis to a ketchup bottle. I won't be able to pleasure my sister anymore.

The wank that could've saved it all.

My friend, Known as pino was developing a game. He was REALLY REALLY in the mood. But he didnt have time to do his little buisness. So instead he resorted to going on his roblox studio game. and adding explicit innapropriate models to his little racing game. He added a maid girl into the burger king, to simulate the guest he added known as "Guest 1337" to mate with the maid girl. He Jacked to it but it wasnt enough, So instead he added a Tree house where he simulated an orgy. He loved it and He Exploded. A few hours later he decided to release his Racing game known as "Initial Pino". Pino forgot about the Innaproproiate lewd and disgusting models. Thus the Roblox police came and knocked down his Roblox Sex Compound. Pino was arested and sentenced to Account deleted for "Your account has been deleted for creating, promoting, or participating in "inappropriate behavior or content. This is a violation of our terms of use". Thus his account gone to ashes. Thousands of Dollars gone to waste. Burned for no use. This is the story of my friend pino who got his account terminated.

Moral of the story:

Before you develop your game and you're in the mood Bust it or you'll end up like pino and regret it

Stay safe out there.

I want to fuck mad piano so bad. It is so cute and I love it so much. It has a cute smile and a cute case. It's also a piano and has keys that would make the most beautiful sound in the world while we are fucking. I would love to tell it every night “I love you” and play its keys while it is sucking me off. We would go out when it isn’t doing Mario stuff and have fun together. It is also really good at playing itself so I would be able to get carried by my very own PF (piano-friend, it's like a GF but it's a piano). I love pianos who are better at things than me so I can learn from them. God I want to fuck mad piano so bad.

You know, sometimes I wonder why I exist. Is it to suffer the torture of reading the 5th cum-related copypasta of the day? I think I am trapped in a hellscape of subtle pain, where I am destined to live a life of absence from my own self, only to get a glimmer of what I once was, and what I have now become. The pain that I feel has taken a toll, and I think that my end is near. I hope you enjoyed writing your cum related copypasta, and that you received great pleasure from writing such an atrocity. For ones heaven, is another's hell.


From a comment on [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/v7lh81/i_just_produced_cum_while_reading_this/) post

God damn... All I can think about lately is how it isn't possible to give my BLOXian some real personality. Sure we can pay down to the last coin in the piggy bank and get maybe a few items that define us and play dress up all day, but when it comes down to it... that's pretty much it. We walk the same, jump the same, we talk the same, we stand the same, we have the same /e actions, we have the same everything... all the time. All this was fine with me at first. I was just like anyone else; fine with just going through the motions, not bothering to speak up unless the staff decided to make an update that stepped out of line. Even then it was just hopping on the hate bandwagon. Without it I wouldn't care about what I thought. Haven’t we all been that way before? But then I had this cool vision... it wasn't much to speak on really, just a fully animated, deeply customized BLOXian, but the more I thought about it the more I would add to it, and the more I added to it the more it excited me, and the more it excited me the more I realized that I had to make an effort to make it happen. Sorry for the long intro; I babble a lot. But without further ado, here it is: Basically what my drawn out suggestion is, is simply to make the ability for ROBLOXians to have different customizations for the simple actions they do every time they play a game, like standing still, walking at normal walkspeed, slow walking (half normal walkspeed), running (double normal walkspeed), jumping, all that stuff. It's not a big step, but it's more than enough. And here's how I think it should be done: Imagine it: ROBLOX adds a new category to the Catalog; it's called BLOXinality (or whatever I'm not good with names). And this BLOXinality category is filled with brand new sellables, and they fall into these subcategories: - Walkstyle: How your BLOXian walks at default walkspeed (For most games that's 16). - Idle: How your BLOXian poses when you're not moving them. - Hostile: How your BLOXian poses when they are at less than full health and you're not moving them. - Strafe: How your BLOXian stands when you’re all the way zoomed in and how they move. - Talkstyle: What you BLOXian does when they talk, how they talk, and what their chat bubble looks like (Bubble chat and classic chat styles are altered, but are only visible when allowed in Configure settings as normal). - Jumpstyle: How your BLOXian jumps. - Runstyle: How your BLOXian moves at twice default walkspeed and above. (For most games that is -16 and below or 16 and above) - Slowstyle: How your BLOXian moves at half default walkspeed to 0. (That would be for most games -8 to 0 to 8) - Tripstyle: How your BLOXian falls when they're tripped (this one's iffy because the flopping around animation would change, too). - Deathstyle: How your BLOXian dies. Follow me so far? I'm basically asking ROBLOX to begin creating and selling custom animations for everyday ROBLOX player mechanics. You know, REALLY add some variety. Don't think this is worthy? Well think of it this way: You're one suggestion away from animating your BLOXian in any way you choose. You could make your character swagwalk, arms folded and head down like a boss when you're standing still, or even have both hands resting behind your back in a headmaster-esque stance. You could make your BLOXian jump like a Super Mario parody, flip jump like a martial artist--the possibilities are endless. And you're just one support away. It's such a basic suggestion, but it adds so much more depth by really doing something very simple: working with what we already have. Most of this is already possible to add. If not, all. It's been done in Animation Labs. It's been done in roleplay games (I remember a Naruto game that has your arms behind you when you're running). It's even been done in updates (the update that changed climbing animations, added breathing, etc). Some may even think since it's already been done in this fashion there is no advantage in doing it this way... ... Lol that's a good one XD ROBLOX is all about upping its aesthetics, I know: Dynamic Lighting, new terrain, propping up animations already. I also know ROBLOXians are cool with that: Even the biggest 08er nostalgic admits that they'd miss the graphic updates if their lifelong dream of sending ROBLOX back to 2008 came true. So why not want this? I can see it now: This update is added and dozens of new animations are now sellable for R$, a few even made free so all ROBLOXians can get in on this next level stuff. Soon every active ROBLOXian has been converted. And it shows in a big way. When you first enter a game after this update you notice something... These guys look more alive than before. They're posing, they're not walking the same, they jump differently. And these guys look more expressive than before. You now can see a player's personality just by looking at their BLOXian's animations. You can look at a BLOXian who's standing still, arms folded, his head is aiming down, wearing Snake Eyes and headphones; he's looking cool, right? Could you do that before? And these guys are even funnier than before. You're playing Twisted Murderer and a guy dodging a murderer suddenly trips, but when he trips he pratfalls as it's his tripstyle right before he gets killed. LMAO! That's too good! And then you realize... you're one of them. Suddenly YOU look different than before. Suddenly you're that cool dude with the Snake Eyes on with your arms folded and head down, you're the dude pratfalling getting some good laughs just by being yourself. You're the dude with your own flair. You're no longer comparable to anyone else in any way. Even when you look exactly the same as someone else, people will know when it's you without even looking at your name. Is that a dream you can forget so easily? Not to mention the moneyz! Ohhhh man ROBLOX can pull in some serious cash just by making a few new animations a week for a few months. Think about it: Items are in high demand. They make them all the time, thousands buy each item with R$ they bought with real life money. Rinse and repeat and there's some decent cashflow right there. But then think of this: They add an entirely new category presented that no one has yet but everyone WANTS to have. If they market it right (following this basic formula would be preferred) they can get R$ flowing into it from EVERY R$ buyer in ROBLOX! When they need a quick cash-in, this is the answer! When they need money on top of money, they can count on their animation sales. And just by jump starting a market for custom ROBLOX animations, and weekly updating like gears. This update can do so much good for their wallets and the game as a whole. It can do so much for ALL of us; it just needs a little help getting there. Will you help? "But noob, what about the joints? Won't ROBLOX need to add more joints to make some poses possible?" ROBLOX has come across this problem many times and they found a solution. Just /e dance with a 3.0 package, you'll see. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, right? They don't have to make it perfect, just put that ROBLOX spin on it like they always do :D "But noooob, it takes so much time and effort to implement a new bustling marketplace of Catalog-caliber! They'll have to go through the long and costly hours of animating each animation, update the website, spend time at the drawing board coming up with enough content to publish to make the market respectable, spend some serious time coming up with a base script for the Humanoid to modify with ease each time they want a new animation--" Woah, woah, WOAH. There's no need to gas me. They've done it all before, right? You reap what you sow, you know? We all know this is a very good business venture. If they're willing to put in the work they can make it happen like they did with Gears and Audio before it. And when they put in the work, you KNOW they're gonna cash in. They've done all of this before. They still do it; don't think we're done growing yet! And if they aren't ready for it yet, I can wait. But when you get enough EXP, there comes a time when you need to go to the next level, boy! #NextGenROBLOX2K15 "BUT NOOOOOOOOOB, I DON'T CARE--" Hold it! I'm perfectly fine with that, but please, PLEASE, don't tell me ;-; I don't need to know. Don't be a dreamcrusher. My heart can't take it DX "NOOB!!!!!!!!! YOU REALIZE YOUR NAME IS NOOB, RIGHT????!!!! HOW ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE A NOOB!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANOOBNOOBNOOBNOOBNOOB--" THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING TEH BANHAMMA!!! ":O Time to go! (runs)" That's RIGHT. Don't mess with this noob! >XO When you have a dream, you have to put it out there, because a vision without action is only a dream, and the longer it's just a dream, the more it hurts your soul. Support or no support, love or hate, rain or shine, I'm glad I finally got this off my chest. Maybe now I can go back to my regular lazy MLGenius swagtastic forum life in peace. Just go back to my little rut, once again, return to the shadows I came from... but before I go... I ask you one last time: Can I get some pep in my step? GOD... DAMN! Noob is outchea. --------------------------------------------------- The old thread: [http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=168375169](https://archive.froast.io/forum/168375169/1) Just so you know this thread got over a dozen support and only one no support, and it was only at the beginning of its lifespan ;) Feel free to go see what this idea looked like in its infancy and who supported the last thread, if that's agreeable to you. Yeah this is a repost. Complain all you want, but just know that I had a good reason. The \[awesome\] people who were on the last thread were suggesting so many adds that a new thread had to be made to make sure they didn't go unnoticed, so here they are! --New Adds! Now In Plain Sight-- "Repetition-B-Gone!" suggested by noobillneverbe: Deathstyles, tripstyles, jumpstyles, and talkstyles each come with a multiple pool of animations that are chosen at random when activated. The animations are all loyal to the original spirit and theme of the style. That way repetition can be avoided when necessary. "Animation Set? You Bet!" suggested by ruin3Ds: Sets are to animations as packages are to body parts; you buy them all at once, but you can equip them separately if desired. Each set comes with one of every style. "New /e command!" suggested by ragemagick: /e noanimations and /e animations can be used to go from your equipped animations to the old ones when you want. "Permission to Transition?" suggested by ragemagick: Just for extra smoothness, each animation would have its own little quick transition animation and end animation, for when you start it and end it. That way there is a clear start and end of it, keeping the whole process as smooth as possible. "The Falling" suggested by ragemagick: Jumpstyles along with a jump animation have a fall animation for the sake of extra smoothness. "Too Much Of A Good Thing" suggested by Jascha: These animations can't be happening at all times, right? Sometimes that just isn't possible and would get in the way of things; maybe even break something. But not anymore! That's why the old animations are in effect when the player is holding a tool and the equipped animations are in effect when the player isn't holding anything. "Able to Disable" suggested by noobillneverbe: Game creators can disable custom animations in game settings and pick specific styles and items they want want to disable. There is an icon next to the copylock icon that's green when custom animations are allowed and grey when they aren't. Of course this is at their own risk (they may lose some player traffic if they don't allow them). "Prop Rotation" suggested by noobillneverbe: Some of the animations will have props--that much is clear. So basically what I think is that ROBLOX should make re-skins of these props and when someone buys an animation with a prop they get the original or one of the re-skins at random. You know, so each prop looks different. Good ideas, you say? You know what you're talking 'bout ;D --------------------------------------------------- I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone and anyone who read this post. It probably was far from the easiest post to read through so support or no support, the fact you even got this far is enough for me. Please comment, and I would appreciate some suggestions for ROBLOX on what animation to add. For example: "Ninja" (when you sideways strafe, as long as you're moving there are only speedlines, and when you stop moving you reappear, when you forward strafe you clutch near your hip with both hands as if you had an invisible katana and when you're moving there is speedlines until you stop moving then you reappear still clutching the "invisible katana". When you backwards strafe there are only speedlines until you stop moving. Walkspeed does not increase. When you jump strafe forward it's a frontflip, jump strafe sideways is sideflip, and jump strafe backward is backflip. Remember: diagonal strafing animations are same as forward and backward) Genre: Strafe Cost: 350R$ Description: Three cherry blossoms turn red under the guiding stars: His work is complete. "Airhorn" (when you chat, you speak through an airhorn. Your chat bubble becomes jagged and yellow, and your text in classic chat is bold) Genre: Talkstyle Cost: 50R$ Description: All eyes on me! Have a wonderful day. Thanks for reading!

No, I do not "love" my children... but they certainly believe that I do. I view my children as possessions. This is going to "sound awful," but I view them as pets/dolls of sorts. They are mine to train, teach, and mold.

1. I told them what to do, and they did it. Period.
2. I answered their questions, but they knew to ask them in private (not in public). I generally did not lie when answering these questions...
--- (ie: They ask, "Where do babies come from?" I have the sex talk with them [my daughter was 5 when she first asked this and my son was 8 the first time he asked]. However, if they were to ask, "Mum, do you love us?" I would of course, say something along the lines of, "With all my heart!" because I recognized that they have feelings and I do not and I want my "pets" to be happy and content. I have no wish to do them emotional harm.)
3. They were never permitted to believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, or any other such nonsense.
4. They began learning meditation and yoga when they were very young. (daughter, age 2; son, age 3).
5. People that interacted with my (young) children were not permitted to use sarcasm when communicating with them or "joke" with them. Young children do not understand sarcasm and "joking around." I allowed them to learn it with their peers at school (which was about 5th/6th grade).
6. My children were taught about all different kinds of religion and they were permitted to choose whichever one they felt suited them best.
--- (My daughter chose Wicca and my son is "spiritual").

My children are well-behaved, graduated with honors (both high school and college), and have successful, blooming careers in their prospective fields. They understand how to play the game without being over-shadowed and consumed by the game. They were trained to be wolves, not sheep.

Although I am proud that they are mine and I approve of them, I do not love them.

Well I guess I’m gay as fuck. So what happened is my plug is one of my best homies and a absolute goon so we hang a lot. He has a younger brother that’s same age as me (plugs 18 abt to be 19) so naturally when we’re cruising around serving people and he hop out the whip to go make a deal me and his brother talk like drunk middle class soccer moms. Well one day we’re talkin bout society or sum wacky Bs and the topic of wojacks come up. He starts talkin bout the twink wojack and I ask him if he’s a twink (ask him if he’s a femboy not a twink) he says ya and I wasent too surprised. he’s short like 5’4 or 5’5 wide hips and a surprisingly feminine body acts very soft and is very kind and just a good person. Well anyways a few moments after he confirms he’s a femboy (don’t know that he’s gay yet) my boy gets back in the car and we peel out. This mf had a good 400$ in 20’s and 10’s from what I could tell from this one serve. He asked me if I want to pick up some Kratom to smoke cause iv only tried it once before and i get pretty excited. Pull up to the smoke shop that doesn’t card Yk the biz. He hood out and me and his bro are talking again about femboy shit (I was on a good dose of 90mg of dexies so I was interested as hell in the topic) blah blah blah he suddenly tells me he’s gay and it gets awkward for a few minutes and it’s just complete silence. My dexed out brain was getting bored from the no talking so I just started talking again and we pretended that the akward silence never happened. Ffw a few hours and my dex high has worn of so we start smokin some cratom and pop some capsules. I took abt 6 750mg Kratom pills cause nobody told me proper dosages and we smoked almost half a bag. No clue how much but it looked like a 4 oz bag so a decent amount to the noggin I think. Well after awhile I’m really really messed up and my plug leaves to hit a serve that’s a good 2 and a half hours there and back, but it was a good chunk a change (no clue what the products were but he came back with a good 1\~1.4k). So anyways me and plugs bro are chillin watching some shitty anime and we start talkin bout femboys and twink shit. He starts asking me about femboy aesthetic (thigh highs, skirts, ect.) and if I think it looks good, I’m on another planet so I barely know what we talkin bout but in agreeing with pretty much everything. My foggy mind gets confused on why he gets up and goes upstairs to his room. To my high asses shock he comes back down in neon green and black thigh highs a black skirt and a death metal shit. Well needless to say I got a fuckin boner and I pretty much frantically acted like I dropped my vape instead of hiding a boner. I think it worked and he don’t know I have a boner. Well me being a dumbass i stammer like a shit car turning over “y-y-y-y-you look good” mf starts blushing and I say “you lOoK like Shego” massive fucking voice crack. Busts out laughing at me and I get embarrassed as hell and start looken at my phone out of embarrassment. Bro sits next to me close ass hell like abt to lean on my shoulder close (mind you he was a good 6 feet away when we were talking earlier) I still have a raging boner and him sitting next to me made it worse and the way I was trying to hide it was the tip it looking right up at me. The way I was sitting my head was poking out of my waist band and I dident notice until this confident shithead whispers in my ear “I know you have a boner”. Fucking wanted to kms right then and there I was so embarrassed. Well turns out he is a horny sum bitch and he starts to Jack me through my swim trunks. ( I’m dumb as hell and dident have normal shorts for that day also was goin commando cause why not) well a long story short he gave me the most mind boggling head I have ever received and dump buckets into his mouth. Mfw he keeps fucking sucking and at some point he stopped and led my high ass to his room (as far as I know he was sober dident smoke any Kratom with us) and I’m not a man of detail but we fucked like rabbits. Honestly jt was hot as fuck but I probably lost a drug dealer cause I fucked his brother but shit man it was the best sex iv ever had and we’re kind of dating now but more of fuck budys whenever my plug goes to hit a serve. Never knew I was gay but god damn.

For context, I'm 14 years old and my mother is 40.
We live in those one room apartments so there isn't much privacy except in the bathroom.
I dropped out of school about a year ago so I spend most of my day at "home"
My mother also has a boyfriend, I don't know his exact age but he's about 10 years older than her, more or less.
Also both of our beds are about 2 meters apart from each other.

But I'm not exaggerating, she has sexual intercourse with her bf while I am noticeably awake.
I usually just sit on my laptop to talk to my bf when it's happening to try and drown it out, but the smell, the sounds and the fact that I can see them just makes me angry and sad for some reason.
I've heard my mother say "ignore her" or "she's used to this" countless times and I always end up crying to sleep.
I've asked her to stop or to go to her bf's house to do that, but she always replies with "blah blah- I need to do it" or " get over it "
I don't know if this is normal or not but it's really been affecting me, I've been cutting myself and it's only causing more problems but I don't know what else to do. My bf tries to help me and usually makes me sleep but it's a long distance online relationship so he can't do anything to physically help me.

I have a lot more to vent about but I feel like other people here have it worse so this is where I'll end this post
goodbye for now.

Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk

Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine

Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman

It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk

Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom

Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44

Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese

28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years

Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died

Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese

Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine

If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.

If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?

Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise

When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese

When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise

The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.

Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for milk

And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise

So last week I had a date with a girl (it was our third date) and it has been going okay. She’s cute and kinda quirky.

But the date is winding down and our libidos are winding up; I ignored the first red flag, she was telling me how excited she was and how wet she was. Her pants were soaked (way too soaked). And she tells me she squirts sometimes. And I blew through this red flag because I was horny and I thought maybe just maybe squirt is not piss *spoiler alert* it’s piss.

We get to my car and start making out and this woman pulls her pants down and starts playing with herself (this was all super hot in the moment, and would still be a sexy memory if she didn’t proceed to squirt (read: piss) all over my car’s poor seats.

Anyway, my car smells like piss and I am looking for ways to clean it and neutralize the smell.

Tldr: squirt is definitely piss. Women do not have a secret reservoir of squirt, what they do have is a bladder full of piss.

Edit: it has come to my attention that there is a distinction between squirting which is primarily piss, and honest to god female ejaculation produced by something called the Skene gland. I didn’t make this post to yuck anyone’s yum, I’m just mad because my car smells like piss.

Edit2: Sorry I spoke in generalities and absolutes. But this girl peed and I’m not happy about it. I’ve learned there is such a thing as female ejaculation, I’ve also learned some women may mistake that with peeing. In any case I’ll be treating “squirters” with caution and preparation in the future.

She looked down with a shock.

Oh, what was on that cock.

Small and black it was, it was.

Concern, it quite did cause.

Oh, it wriggled this way and that!

The poor, poor glans under attack!

Now it was clear.

As was her fear.

There on that tip.

A tick on a dick.

Say it ain’t so.

What’s this I feel with my blow?

Weird and round,

A little tiny mound.

Worry him I will not.

A minute I will time on the dot.

What I found made me sick…

A tick on his dick.

On this day, this day of play

She learned another thing to say

I will not suck it in the dark

I will not suck it after the park

Not without glances, the mouth romances

A wash and check before tongue dances

Look for a bite, a parasite

Before those lips will hold him tight

Examine so you don’t feel sick

To find a tick upon that dick

Before one puckers up to suck,

As you duck, just take a look;

A bump you will not have mistook

For a tiny beastie, ripe to pluck.


Don't be rushed if he complains,

For there may yet be greater pains.

It might be wise to have refrained

If greedy mites are being sustained.

Even the most horny chick

Would soon regret a hasty lick

If she then found she had to flick

A thirsty tick from off that dick.

As grown-up time starts anew,

The wise ought glance askance, askew.

Double check how clean is all,

From tip to shaft and ball to ball.

Those who fail to perform a scan

May find themselves without a plan

When horror strikes - and it can!

In the form of a lifetime blowjob ban.

So check the bits but not too quick,

Making sure it's one clean stick,

Avoid mother nature's cruel cruel trick

Of a most unfortunate tick on a dick.