When I was 14, me and my friend bullied a 12 year old Chinese girl who lived on our street for a few days and she told her mom. Her mom and the girl came over to the house and her mom demanded I apologise for calling her a racist slur and for shoving her onto the ground. The girl said she wanted to spank me after I apologised and my mom made me take my jeans and underwear off and the girl spanked me.

Today a friend of mine was giving away kittens so we decided to receive one as we have been preparing to get a cat for a while now. We brought the orange tabby kitten back home and my fiancé decided to name him “pavelic” saying it’s a Croatian common cats name. My fiancé (f28) is Croatian and came to my country for university and stayed after to work, but she wants to bring me back to Croatia which I’m fine with. I thought it would be good to have a Croatian name for our cat as we will probably be moving to Croatia in the next few years. I (m28) looked up pavelic to find out what it means and all that came up was a fascist leader of fascist Croatia. I told my wife about this and she said she knows and that is who she named the cat after. I do not know if this is common in Croatia but in my country this would be very wrong. I think my wife just might not know how bad it is because she grew up in a very nationalistic family and her great grandfather was executed for committing genocide. I tried to get her to change the cat name and even gave suggestions but she says it’s her cat too so she’s naming it pavelic and it is final. She went and made a name tag at a pet store with pavelic, and stitched the name pavelic on a cat bed. I don’t know what to do

"Master Potter, I can see you have plentiful amounts of cum socks... may I have some master Potter?"

"No Dobby."

"Why not Potter? I helped you get your first Victory Royale after all..."

"Fine... just get out I'm playing a NSFW Minecraft mod..."

Dobby puts his limbs in the cum socks *crunch crunch*.

Tommorow

"Master Potter, I made some cereal... would you like some?"

"Dobby what the fuck is in that bowl."

"Oh yes I forgot to mention, your semen from the cum socks."

Tommorow (Hogwarts Pregnancy Hospital)

"Oh I am so glad! I'm going to call you Dontavius Dingler Potter the Fourth! It's a shame master Potter killed himself."

End

Why eat flesh when we have fruit, vegetables and other great greens? Love the nature like nature loves you and love the animals in it❤️🌱🌿🌱❤️

Get a bible on the other hand and a bowl of salad in the other, that is the only way to eternal life and salvation! Eating animal products is a sin and jesus would not approve of it, so become a vegan and go to church! ❤️✝️

I had sex 2 months ago, try again
I’ve had sex probably about 35-40 times in my life, so the incel thing doesn’t really work here

What can I say. I laughed. I cried. I smiled. I got scared. I shit my pants. Actually everyone shit their pants. Morbius did not just eclipse Jack and Jill as the greatest film ever released by Sony Pictures, nor did it just obliterate Battlefield Earth as the medium's greatest achievement. It transcends film, it transcends literature, it transcends art, it transcends human comprehension. I only gave it a 5/5 because I couldn't give it an ∞/5 because this website sucks dick and is stupid. Morbius invented humanity. The instant the Marvel logo shows up on the screen you actually physically leave your seat because you are gravitating. And then Jared Little, oh my god. Sweet sweet Jared Little. I felt so bad for him. He'd spent so many years being too little. He was too little to fit on the screen in Suicide Squad. But the instant he shows up on the screen I came and pissed and shit my pants. The instant he appeared and looked at the screen and said "I'm acting" everyone said in unison "WOW, he is LITERALLY me!" Jared Little brings so much to this movie that he becomes Jared Biggle by the end. In fact after walking out of the theater I joined his cult and am going to every 30 Seconds to Mars concert and am taking a vacation on the island where he has a cult and he walks around dressed up like Jesus because Jared Little is Jesus. Morbius might in fact be the Second Coming of Christ. I don't think anyone is prepared for this movie. It is not going to be April. It is now Morbiapril.

You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.


All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.


You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.

Cummies, however juicy,
Will always be poopy.
Do daddies give you cummies?
do they?

Naughty kittypups, always giving daddy strokes,
Always will be semen soaked.
Do the cummies make you quiver?
do they?

I cannot help but ring my daddy's bells.
Warm and sticky bells - the true source of squirts.

After cummies, daddy gives me bummies.
"Squelching", said the bumpers, I sing for daddy's cummies.
And "singing" then "singing" again.

I cannot help but be a cummie coffin.
While daddy praises me often.
Does it tear you apart to see the coffins so full?
Daddy's cummies always fill me after a pull.

Help your daddy take out his cummies soon,
You just might have daddies cummies from noon till moon 💦

You know, sometimes I wonder why I exist. Is it to suffer the torture of reading the 5th cum-related copypasta of the day? I think I am trapped in a hellscape of subtle pain, where I am destined to live a life of absence from my own self, only to get a glimmer of what I once was, and what I have now become. The pain that I feel has taken a toll, and I think that my end is near. I hope you enjoyed writing your cum related copypasta, and that you received great pleasure from writing such an atrocity. For ones heaven, is another's hell.

Do girls get wet in school shootings?
Mandatory Preface: I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?

The disappointment I feel today is beyond words. I'm heartbroken that I didn't get the chance to see Morbius (2022). The movie is directed by Daniel Espinosa and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's Morbin Time," it is disappointing and heartbreaking.

I'm even more disappointed with what my actions have caused for other homosapiens across the globe. It is a setback and the return to Monkey is upon us due to my failure to not watch Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's Morbin Time," it is disappointing and heartbreaking. It sets back the clock to a time when I, Amber fucking Heard, shat the bed for not feasting my eyes on Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's morbin time" in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking.


I believe Johnny's attorneys succeeded in getting the jury to see the truth and lies that I tried to slide into those mountains of papers. He saw through the lies that I didn't get the opportunity to view Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's morbin time" in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking. It sets back the clock to a time when I, Amber fucking Heard, shat the bed for not feasting my eyes on Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's Morbin Time," in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking.


I'm sad I lost this case. But I am sadder still that I seem to have lost the right to earn 1 morbillion dollars. I'm even more saddened that I didn't get to watch Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's Morbin time," in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking. It sets back the block to a time when I, Amber fucking Heard, shat the bed for not feasting my eyes on Morbius (2022), directed by Daniel Espinosa, and having missed the golden chance to witness the epicness that is the hit line "It's morbin time" in theaters is disappointing and heartbreaking, and having missed out on the golden chance to earn 1 morbillion dollars.

Sorry to bother you while I job but may I ask how you were doing those hand emojis, look them up through the emojis list and I can never find them. I know this that flake uses them a lot even different colours I don't understand how he does it perhaps it's an external program actually isn't nitro it could be night true anyway I need to I don't necessarily need to but I kind of want to finish my chocolates and white chocolate in my Christmas stocking because I've only eaten one so far and it's the Eminem one and it's at 50g it is quite a lot of calories all is not that much but it's more than I need before anyway shortly I'm going to return my book still alive in case anybody else but anyway Coles curious to know if you wanted to go for a bike ride tomorrow because it sounds like that people must might be free then yeah anyway I read one the story one short story and like a house on fire so far have struggled with the other two as she's and what's it called tender I don't really find them to interesting however quite enjoying my reading through my physics textbook I think it's only electricity section which is it at it which is pretty cool how you can how volts and Watson amps eccetera incorporated in how electricity works and how everything works in a circuit so yeah but anyway I'm looking forward to show you my new bike and giving you my necklace I made from you for you I just dropped a string around a piece of metal which 01 from a pretty cool Break escape from like a break room and I won the slight old metal light bulb so I attached string for it so that it can be used as a necklace and anyway like I do not and so you can have it and it's green by the way Enya

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I just produced cum while reading this.

# FAQ

# What does this mean?

The amount of sperm in my testicles increased while I was reading this.

# Why did you do this?

In the human reproductive process, two kinds of sex cells, or **gametes** (GAH-meetz), are involved. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. When sperm fertilizes (meets) an egg, this fertilized egg is called a **zygote** (ZYE-goat). The zygote goes through a process of becoming an embryo and developing into a fetus.

My testicles perform the following tasks on their own:

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* They produce, maintain and transport sperm (the male reproductive cells) and semen (the protective fluid around sperm).
* They discharge sperm into the female reproductive tract.
* They produce and secrete male sex hormones.

# What Is the Male Reproductive System?

The male has reproductive organs, or genitals, that are both inside and outside the pelvis. The male genitals include:

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* the testicles (TESS-tih-kulz)
* the duct system, which is made up of the epididymis and the vas deferens
* the accessory glands, which include the seminal vesicles and prostate gland
* the penis

# I don't believe my comment deserved this. Can you un-produce sperm?

Sure, mistakes happen. But I can't consciously stop producing sperm or dissolve it when it is still in my balls. But if semen is ejaculated into a female's vagina, millions of sperm "swim" up from the vagina through the cervix and uterus to meet the egg in the fallopian tube. It takes only one sperm to fertilize the egg.

# How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept it and move on. But learn from this: A male who has reached puberty will produce millions of sperm cells every day. Each sperm is extremely small: only 1/600 of an inch (0.05 millimeters long). Sperm develop in the testicles within a system of tiny tubes called the **seminiferous tubules**. At birth, these tubules contain simple round cells. During puberty, testosterone and other hormones cause these cells to transform into sperm cells. The cells divide and change until they have a head and short tail, like tadpoles. The head contains genetic material (genes). The sperm move into the epididymis, where they complete their development.

So today I got off work at the supermarket I work at at about 7.30 pm and decided I needed to buy something desperately.

That thing was lube.

So I walked up to the counter where my supervisor was doing checkout and ordered it. I'm not sure what she was thinking about it but I know from her 'Righttttttt' she responded with when I said it was for someone else indicates she's not dumb.

Someone from my school was also on at that time, it took 5 minutes of 'looking for moisture' to gain the confidence to do this.

But I now have massive balls.
Because the lube has steroids in it

If I eated soap. I don’t eat it bc I did. No I didn’t❤️

have sons, three of them. My oldest is 13 and he is our trailblazer. Whether he wants to be or not, he is the guinea pig for everything from sleep training techniques to social networking, and every teeny tiny thing in between. He is a good kid. And rarely complains about his birth order. As the oldest myself, I know it can suck, but he takes it in stride. Recently he asked if he could have a Reddit account. I was hesitant. I don’t allow TikTok, or Snapchat, or Facebook for my kids. They’re young and just don’t need to be messing with that kind of stuff. We talked about what he would be using Reddit for, and he said Minecraft forums and memes. It seemed innocent enough, so my husband and I said OK. This was after laying down ground rules, including no commenting or private messaging. He agreed, so we trusted him. I am a special kind of naive; I know that. Sadly, I always have been. But when I looked at my son, who to me is just a baby, I thought, “Of course he’s going to be truthful. He’d never betray my trust.” And he didn’t. That is, until he did. He made a fatal error. He was discussing something with his dad about Lego and mentioned a forum that he was reading and the username. My husband looked it up later that evening and casually started reading. He quickly noticed our son’s username in the comments. It was benign, but still against the rules. He clicked on his profile and what he found was shocking. I don’t know if my son knew it, I didn’t, but you can see a Redditor’s activity if you click on their name. And WOW was he an active Redditor. He was commenting like crazy — dozens of times a day, all over the place. That’s not the only thing that bothered me. It was the language he was using. There is no other explanation other than profane. The same kid who sleeps with a special blanket from when he was a baby was asking someone if he had, “Seen the jizz master?” It honestly made me sick to my stomach. Where in the hell was he learning language like that? Certainly not from his father or me. Yes, we say fuck in nearly every sentence, but I don’t think my lips have ever uttered the word “jizz”. My husband and I were both appalled and knew that we had to address it immediately. When we called our son down, he had no idea why he was in trouble. And then, we dropped the bomb. His face went white. He was busted and there was no way to talk himself out of it. He hung his head and apologized. The lecture started about lying, the language, the loss of trust and respect, the pure evil that exists online and what he was opening himself up to. He apologetically surrendered his phone and went to bed. I was terrified to look at his search history. Thank God, there was nothing there of note. It was mostly Minecraft and memes, the exact things he had told us he was going to be using Reddit for. Then I got into his texts. I braced myself for more profanity, and there it was. He and his friends exchanging barbs about penises and grades. Yes, it’s normal teenage stuff. I get it. It’s been a few years, but I was a teenager. I had male friends and brothers, but I wasn’t ready for my son to be in that world. His phone is gone, indefinitely. He can check texts and calls in the evening and has about 15 minutes of supervised text time. His friends know he’s in trouble and that his parents are assholes, so there isn’t much back and forth anyway. Trust me, this sucks just as much for me as it does for him. I am not trying to thwart him. I understand that adolescents experiment and they test boundaries and they challenge. Sure, it was a long time ago, but I am not so out of touch with reality that I don’t remember some of these feelings and desires myself. Being a kid pushing the limits is one thing. I can handle that. I am not OK with the lying. That is where he can get himself into trouble. I am not OK with projecting a persona that could put him into a precarious situation that he is not ready for. But, maybe I am the one who is not ready. I am the one who still thinks of him as a little baby who can’t possibly be using foul language trying to impress people. He is growing up, but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t still under my guidance and supervision. I want him to blossom and I want him to experience new things. I don’t want him to try and be something that he is not. Because deep down, that isn’t who he is. He really is the kid playing Minecraft with his brother and sleeping with his baby blanket. He is still a child, with a child’s mind. Perhaps I trusted too much and this is entirely my fault. Maybe I am the one who put him into a situation that he isn’t prepared for because I didn’t do enough research. Or, maybe there is no blame to be had and this is a learning experience for all of us. That is what I am taking it as. Moving forward, I will be more cautious. And I hope he will be more honest. Because when you lose my trust, you lose everything.

Kudos!!! 📷 to Jonny deep for getting 15 million dollar 📷 📷= 1164150000 money Indian rupee, if he spend 100k(1 lakh ) rupees per day then it will take 31 years 9 months to spend this money. He will get 11,641 new amber Heard of his choice from this amount with 100k each. 📷📷📷

No, think about it.

Think of how the poo would make your donger like ROCK hard with girth off the scales.

Here's what you do. You powerload in tons of cheese and red meat and all the whole wheat bran you can get your hands on. I'm talking a nearly illegal amount of philly cheesesteak subs.

You go up to your boyfriend. You're bent over cause the sheer WEIGHT of that shit meat is throwing off your center of gravity. You do the sex. Then, at the moment of climax, your nut causes you to birth out the mega turd from your peehole into your bf's bum.

What you don't know is he's been on the same diet as you. He's been preparing for this moment and within him holds a turd with the same power level as your own. As you cum, so does he, releasing the pressure seals and he salutes with tears in his eyes as his bomb drops.

Your poo baby meets his and the force of the dual climaxes and the miracle power of cum causes the poos to merge together into a single, massive, heart-shaped doo-doo.

Then you and your bf raise your poo baby and it becomes president of the United States.

God Bless America.

Men and women are fundamentally incompatible from a social perspective, drop the f\*male and get TOPPED. You’ll feel much more fullFILLED 😏