is there a spider on my pillow? oh its a beetle.. why is there a beetle next to my ear? it wants to crawl inside of my ear and slowly eat my inside until my brain rots. it's already gotten inside of my ear. there must be dozens more beetles behind my other pillows just waiting for me to lay back down and be vulnerable again so they can crawl into my ear too and speed up the process. my whole room is gonna be infested with beetles. what kind of beetle was that? is it actually a bedbug? a tick? did it bite me and i'll die slowly from a rare disease? oh god my legs are itching they got inside of my skin my hair is full of bugs i need to scrub my scalp until it's bleeding incase some beetles burrowed inside of it every dark spot i see on the wall is a beetle or a spider i need to get out of here i need to get out get out get out get out get out

Every time I plug in my iPhone, I love how snug and firmly the lighting connector clicks in.

Compared to USB-C, it feels so secure and you can literally feel the port holding onto it super tight.

It reminds me of a horny dog sliding his big fat cock into a bitch's pussy and knotting it...

(sometimes I’m jealous of girls because they can express their emotions more freely than me)

~ by Eddie cross-stitch migee ~

A Sasquatch in infinite caverns simply cannot compete with the ultimate glory. A slave’s sword sears, but honey, this brown bitch don’t work at Sears! Jiggly fucking jiggly fucking jiggly fucking ass. Hoody’s rag doll bleedin lookin ass is getting real tired this here Bitcoin hour. Tik Tok jollity hoop, creator juice impregnates you. Kiss it. Gargle it down puny bitchens. Or else…no hitchens for you. My steel-gilted cock fucks and dumps a million gazillion of bitch. Bitches by the pound. Bitches buy the weed. Bitches by the pound. Bitches buy the weed. Bitches by the pound. Bitches buy the weed.

California fires.
All I need is Allah.
All I needs my bitch.
Yeah you heard me bitch
Allah is my bitch.
Yeah my fast legit.
Yeah my strap is slick.
Islam is fucking shit.
Fucking kids, Muhammad’s sick.

Carl Sagan? What is your untimely warning, amidst the jungle plants? Do your predictions amplify this humidity? Does a femboys twerking ass in borrowed panties attract demons or angels? Can heavens will be split in tit versus tat?

Nah, fuck that shit
Allah come and suck my dick.
Form of Kim Kardashian.
Break it down and drink my piss.
No you won’t! No you won’t!
I don’t give a fuck
Im holy soldier tucked
Got guns inside my house
Set fire to your spouse
I’ll fucking burn that blouse.
I’ll fucking burn it all.

Mosquitos were once thought by the public to be the most invasive species of insect. They were incorrect. It was the Powerpuff girls. Millions of bazillions of macrocosmicjizzilions of uncomfortably young girls exploding in the sky all at once. The clouds form the shape of a glittering skull. Jewels blast light into heaven. Clouds part. Hands of stone Buddha claps. As lightning streaks across a lean-splattered twilight, a single retarded brown man listens to bimbo hypnosis audios to dance the thin tightrope act between up and down.

Goodbye! Till a few months!



























Commit suicide
Allah commit suicide
Allah gonna suck this dick
Kimmy gonna suck this dick.
Pierce the roof with fucking fingers.
Once for all kill twerking sinners.

It's really immersive and doesn't feel like a game to me. I don't treat it like a game. I try really hard almost always. I don't open up iRacing to relax.

In other sims I can race whatever car whenever. iRacing told me no and that I'll have to learn how to race slow cars first, that if people are dicks on purpose they are reprimanded, and that if you drive carelessly you are punished.

Call me a try hard, call me a loser, try to tell me it's just a game. I don't really care. Nothing will detract from the passion and determination I feel every time I sit in the chair and fire this up.

I fucking love iRacing and am so happy that it exists. To be honest it changed my life. I am making huge changes now: stopped drinking, saving money, reading racing books, practicing. There is so much to chew on. One day I hope to get in a real car and trust me I will.

Long story short, my son told me that he fell in love with [this girl](http://decaf.kouhi.me/lovelive/images/b/b6/Maki_smile_r33.jpg) from one of his anime shows. Today he told me that he had a crush on that character for over a year and imagines doing things and having conversations with her in real life. My son is 15 years old and doesn't have many friends but I was still surprised when I found out he was doing this. After the conversation he directed me to go here to better understand what was going on. So, what do I do about this? He has been bullied for most of his life and I want to be as supportive of him as possible but it is hard to find serious information on this subject. Is it actually that common for teens to love cartoon characters? If so, do you actually love them or is this just a trend? Finally, what should I do about this long term? Do I go along with it and pretend she's real or should I get him help? It seems like he wants me to treat her like an actual Daughter-in-law because he asked me to watch the show to "get to know" her. Anyway, I appreciate any insight you might have to offer on this unique situation. Thanks!

Update: Thank you all for the comments. I wanted to respond but my IPad won't let me. I talked with him more earlier and he said that while he knows that his waifu isn't real, he believes that technology will be able to make her real in the future. He also told me that his relationship is serious and that he is planning to wait for her until she can be real. He fully believes this will happen. I watched the first episode of the show his waifu is from and Maki seems to be a decent character. I can see why he would like a girl like that. Sorry if this turned out to be a bit of a rant, I'd just like to thank you for responding and helping me out here.

This is stolen from a comment, completely original

Ok so i was juat browsing roddit and i saw that this bitch commented "this says alot about society" 🤓🤓🤓 on a video like wtf so i said maaannn shut yo bitchass up but he said my ip that is 69.420.777 so tf i made a joke about his mom and and tf i got -9999 upvotes and i got permanently banned from r/ porn like wtf

Obligatory this didn't happen today, but 2 years ago

Background: I met my girlfriend at the time in college - we had a class together and sat next to each other. After texting about the homework every night we realized we really liked each other. One thing lead to another and by the middle of the semester we were dating. We were pretty inseparable.

One day we were at school, spending the day together as usual. More background: she didn't have a car so we'd meet at school since she took the bus. I commuted 30 minutes to school in my car. That day we did homework together, ate at Moes (the burrito place), the usual.

Before I continue, know that this girl had a sex drive unlike anything I'd ever seen before. I have a pretty high libido, actually a really high libido to be honest. But if I was like an 8/10, she was at least an 11. Typical guy here, so can't complain.

Until one day we're in class (we'd only been dating for a few months, maybe less), and she sends me a text saying she wants to suck my dick. I was like "right now??" and she was like "Right now." I was not in the mood but that can change pretty quickly, so I go with it. 0 complaints here, the lecture is boring as usual, and it's a really big class so no one would pay any mind if we both left. 13-year-old-me would be cheering and jumping up and down at this situation. I see no wrong.

So we leave. It's about a 15-minute walk to the parking lot. We held hands the whole walk and we didn't say a word. I knew what was about to go down and when no one was in our vicinity she'd give me a little touch. She was always about her business and knew what she was doing. At this point I am completely turned on.

We get to the parking garage (which is decently packed by the way) and sit in the backseat. We're on the fourth of fifth floor. She proceeds to go down on me very enthusiastically. Lots of spit+gagging etc. It's winter-ish so we're both wearing a few layers, it's one of those dick-through-the-boxer-hole blowjobs. Everything is going well until she gags and immediately stops. I ask what's wrong and she starts to panic.

She says "I think I spit too much" and I'm very reassuring like "no, don't worry I like it a lot." Then she says "no. you don't understand I spit too much." I'm a bit confused at first. Then the smell hits.

I hate puke. I hate it more than anything in the world. To me, it is the worst smell in existence. I am mortified. We had just had Moes. Tiny chips, man, tiny chips. I immediately open my door and get out. The next minute happened so fast. I'm outside of my car, dick-out, and I start puking. If any civilian walked by me right then they would have called 9-1-1, it was probably an awful sight.

I get my shit together and survey the damage done in the backseat. She is profusely apologizing, on the verge of tears. I get a rag and a spare shirt from my trunk and start cleaning. I had febreeze in the car, thank God, and I sprayed it everywhere. It was an admittedly quick and effective clean up - most of the puke was on my dick, which I wiped off. In the panic, I littered the shirt and rag (bad guy moment, sorry, it was life-or-death... I hate puke).

I get in my car and start driving home. I live with a few roommates and I know no one is home. Now that it's over with, I reassure her that it's ok, it was an accident, and I'm not mad one bit. Who gets mad over accidents? However, she was on a loop, saying sorry and super jittery. That's fine.

Life is pretty good for the next few hours. We get home, we shower one at a time (we were new to dating and the thought of a together-shower didn't occur to me / nor had we done that yet. I just remember getting home and running the shower). Then we're cuddling in my bed, fresh and clean, panic is over. Long story short, we \~sex\~, and I greet her with the largest cumshot I've ever produced to this day (I think stopping and starting up again had something to do with it). Life is good, but it's getting late so it's time to drop her home.

We go outside, it's freezing, and we have about a 30-minute ride home. She lives with her parents who are super strict: they don't even know she has a boyfriend (cultural thing). When I go to open my car door, I realized it's locked. Not only is it locked, I see the keys in the passenger seat. Uh oh.

We're stranded. She is already a few fake stories deep with her parents and now it's gonna get bad if I don't get her home soon. Triple A takes forever and I end up having to buy her a $45 Uber home. To a broke college student, that was like 40 mcchickens at the time. Huge loss.

It was definitely an eventful day. I have some fond memories of it though.

**TLDR**; leave class to get blowjob from girl in parking garage. She pukes on my dick. I drive home to shower and lock my keys in the car

Jimmy: Just a little sodium chloride

Skeet: Actually dude, It's salt.

Jimmy: That's what I said, sodium chloride.

Skeet : You know, Jimmy?

While I can't say that you have never been responsible for helping out the town you also created or influenced the vast majority of major threats in the first place.

The Yolkians only came to Retroville because of your signal. The same goes for Meldar Prime. The Nanobots, Shirley, and Evil Jimmy were all your creations. You caused the ice age. You created the sentient pants. You made the sick patch, you turned your teacher into a fifty-foot monstrosity, and you injured Santa Claus, almost ruining Christmas.

The vast majority of this town's problems are caused, at least indirectly, by you. And you know what? In all honesty, that would be fine. You are very intelligent and you almost always do fix it, and in the end it's extremely unlikely that you won't end up benefiting the world a lot more than you will damage it. My children and my children's children are probably going to live in a world free of war and disease, and I'll have you to thank for that.

But fuck, dude. You can't keep using your intelligence as a way to escape your humanity. I didn't ask you to say salt because I thought a customer would seriously care or because I was insecure, I did it because it made you look weird and I was trying to get you to adopt behaviors and use language that makes you come across like a normal fucking person.

Everyone knows what sodium chloride is, but calling it that outside the context of a chemistry class makes you seem like someone who defines themselves solely by their intelligence, which is undeniably who you are. I know you think that there's nothing wrong with being that person, dude, but there is. Taking your IQ and deciding that it elevates you above the rest of the planet is an awful decision that will lead to a life filled with misery and alienation. It will color every interaction you ever have and make it impossible to have real friends or relationships.

I’m not saying that you won’t have any. But they won’t hold any meaning to you, and they certainly won’t bring you any happiness. Sure, you’ll probably manage a pity-fuck or two your sophomore year of college after giving some drunk sorority girl a jetpack ride, but it’ll bring you nothing but emptiness. Maybe you’ll eventually abandon women altogether and decide that “your true love is science”, secretly seething inside whenever you see a guy like Nick or Bolbi getting married to someone he really cares about, who cares about him.

You’ll say I’m exaggerating, but dude, look at how you treat the people in your life now. Carl and Sheen, quirks aside, really do see you as a friend, and they’d go through some serious shit if it meant helping you out of a scrape. Can you say that you see them the same way, as anything other than the only two kids your age willing to put up with your ridiculous ego? What have you ever done for them?

Inventing doesn’t count, dude. Even when you build something for someone else, you’re really doing that for YOU. Every llama-bot or Ultra Lord simulator is only created with the expectation of further praise. They’re not friends to you. They’re worshippers.

And your parents? Lord, the way you treat them. You think I’ve got folks that care about me the way your mom and dad do, working in a shithole like this? I wish. Everyday your dad watches you scarf down the dinner your mom slaved to make for you and prays that you might think about spending some fucking time with him instead of disappearing into your lab to do god knows what. They watch you toy with dimensional-warping science that they can’t wrap their minds around on a daily basis and you laugh at them for worrying about you.

Have you ever played catch with your dad, Jimmy? Ever asked him how his day at work was? You don't have a clue what I'd do for a dad like yours in my life, dude.

What about your mom? Why not invent something that’ll make her life easier instead of gallivanting around the Bermuda Triangle to play with fucking seaweed?

We both know the reason. She would thank you for it, she’d be happy to imagine a version of you that thought for an instant about the needs of another person, but she wouldn’t call you the greatest thing in the universe for it like your friends do. And in Neutron’s world, whoever doesn’t do that might as well not exist.

Ignore me if you want. Keep going the way you’re going, and I’ll see you in thirty years, lugging around sixteen Nobel prizes in your pockets as if they could substitute for a lifetime’s worth of human love and interaction. You’ve always mocked Calamitus for his inability to finish what he started, but the man had a wife and a daughter that tolerated him enough to want to stay in his life through everything, and at the rate you’re going I’d be amazed if you could manage the same with Goddard.

The rest of Retroville, Jimmy, they’ll never be able to do what you do. They’ll never be able to invent rockets or solve cold fusion or add three numbers together. But they will find genuine friendship and love, and they will call it salt, and despite everything you accomplish you’ll only be remembered as nothing more than the man who wouldn’t. Who couldn’t, perhaps.

Get out, dude. You’re fired.

Big McThankies from McSpanky's.

She just had a baby a couple months ago and will pump on her breaks at work in the bathroom and put her milk in the refrigerator at work in the lunch room.

I take my lunch later than everyone else just to be alone in there and take a sip or two of her sweet breast milk. Thankfully there are no cameras and I have never been caught. I've had a breast/lactation kink as long as I can remember and I know this is wrong and probably illegal but it turns me on so much.

I also know that if I get caught I will lose everything. I never intended to do this but I had to take lunch late one day, I opened the fridge and there it was. Just seeing it in the bottles made me so horny. I already thought she was super hot but pregnancy made her so much sexier. Her breasts, hips and ass all got thicker. I had to taste her milk. I couldn't stop myself. I quickly looked around and no one was in the lunchroom or coming down the long hall. I opened the bottle and took just a taste and it was so good. I got so aroused I immediately ran to the bathroom and jerked off with the taste of her sweet milk on my tongue.

I've done this multiple times per week for over a month now. I know this is wrong but I can't stop myself.

I wish she were my wife so I could breastfeed from her every day. Her husband is so lucky.

Edit: A few of you guys told me that I am contaminating her breast milk and could make her baby sick! I had no idea babies are so susceptible to infections like this and I feel awful. I am going to pour some in a disposable cup and drink it next time. Thank you for letting me know.

Own weapons of mass destruction for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my Gadsden flag and the nuclear codes. Poison the first man with anthrax, he's dead on the spot. Fire my ICBM on the second man, miss him entirely because it's Korean and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the gas canisters at the top of the stairs filled with mustard gas, "Tally ho lads" the mustard gas melts the two men’s skin, the smell and extra fog set off fire alarms. Press the red button and nuke the last terrified rapscallion. He disintegrates as the entire neighborhood gets engulfed in the atomic blast. Just as the founding fathers intended.

台湾独立万岁 这是一个 MESSAGE FROM TAIWAN（ROC） 光荣归于台湾，台湾人是不受中华人民共和国管辖的独立国家（PRC）中华人民共和国对中华民国（ROC）没有主权，也称为台湾 请不要散布此类针对我国的错误信息！台灣獨立運動（臺灣話：Tâi-oân to̍k-li̍p ūn-tōng），簡稱台獨（Tâi-to̍k）（粵語：Toi4Duk3），是台灣獨派的核心政治理想及國家認同，其主張解除1949年後才遷台的中華民國政府政權、質疑其治台正當性及制定新憲法並將國號「中華民國」更名為「台灣」等之稱呼，建立屬於全體台灣人的主權國家\[1\]，與謀求兩岸統一的「統派」相對。實際上依照理論與目標的不同，還可細分為傳統台獨派及台獨左派等流派；但與「華獨」流派概念不同的是，華獨主張「中華民國是台灣」，認為現時台澎金馬自由地區已經「事實獨立」，是主權獨立國家，而台灣獨立運動推動者不認同此觀點。 目前，台灣獨立運動面臨著種種的政治現實與國際角力，外部除須與美国、日本兩大国家建立互信的「美日台安保條約」，還須克服來自中華人民共和國的武力干涉與經濟施壓，而如何解決台灣內部在國家認同與意識形態上的多元與矛盾（統派、華獨、自然獨、維持現狀派人士）也是另一項難題。台灣獨立運動也透過台灣民族主義、台灣本土化運動、台灣正名運動、去中国化、強調台灣主體性等方式表現。 Glory to Taiwan! Long live Taiwanese independence! 🇹🇼🇹🇼

I am so grateful that I have a place to ask this. Poop details below.

So after I defecate, I wipe my butt with toilet paper until the paper comes up clean. But sometimes, especially if the poop has been uh, well-hydrated, I can wipe until the paper is clean and later get an itchy butt after walking around. When I go back to the bathroom and wipe more, there's more shit. I hate this. Am I wiping wrong? How do I stop this? Is this normal?

so when I was 15 I was masturbating almost every day. I don't know if you guys ever had that but one day I got bored and wanted to try something new to feel more pleasure. I don't know why I did this but I thought it would feel different to stay upside down and fap. so I raise my legs and back relying on the wall and kinda stand upside down on my shoulders and neck. my neck is really uncomfortable. I start fapping and then there's too much pressure in my head I feel dizzy and I'm in such an uncomfortable situation. which weirdly enough works and made me feel better since it simulated an intense moment. after a few minutes I start cumming and then I realize the mistake I've made. I forgot about something small... gravity. I literally start shooting cum in my own face, in my eyes and my nose, and my mouth. it's... disgusting. meanwhile so humiliating that I can't stop. I bust another load just after the first one. my face is covered In cum. it drains through my nose holes and literally my brain is full of cum. it goes inside my eyes, I even taste some of my own cum. it's disgusting. I try to spit it out but more cum goes in my mouth. there is this weird humiliation and pleasure happening at the same time and I can't stop fapping I just keep cumming. and then I puke a little. now there is puke and cum in my mouth and then I spit my puke out and it goes in my eyes and my nose and it burns my eyes I start crying and now my entire skull and every hole in my brain are filled with cum, puke, spit and tears and I cannot do anything I'm just standing upside down fapping until I'm done. I fell down shaking and cumming and crying. I feel disgusted and yet so satisfied. I never had an orgasm like this. my entire face is covered in spit cum and puke. I lay down there for a minute. and then I feel like I have to poop. face literally covered in cum and puke and spit I stand up and barely can see anything. I step on my own cum fall down literally shit myself. it's not a solid shit. I feel the warmth In my pants that are halfway worn. I feel turned on again and start fapping laying on the ground covered in shit spit puke and cum and tears. I cum again literally soo tired from the last two bursts of cum that I had that I pass out (fall asleep) and woke up in a hospital. realize some cops around me. "what the fuck is going on?" apparently, my parents came home to see me like that and thought I had probably been raped and took me to the hospital and filed a police report. the cops investigate me and ask me what happened. I literally can not talk because of how embarrassed I am. cops think I'm experiencing some sort of PTSD and I've lost the ability to speak. there's a therapist and everything. he tries to talk to me and calm me down seeing the fear on my face. I cannot think of anything else but "what if they find out what happened" I start crying. (it makes the situation worse) some of our neighbors saw me covered in shit, being taken out of the house. there are rumors about this child predator around our neighborhood. police start warning the neighborhood. and after a month the DNA results reveal what a terrible misunderstanding has happened. I will never forget the disappointed look of my dad after I explained everything to the cops and they had to explain everything to him. we move. my parents never look at me the same way. I felt ashamed of myself for a long time. got accepted to Harward just to make my parents proud of me to forget what I have done. I got graduated recently and I still feel the disappointment in my dad's eyes when he looks at me.

never shared this story with anyone. our old neighbors still think I was raped. and only the police department and my parents knew about this until today. was it worth it? I don't know, I still fap like that sometimes thinking about the misery I went through...

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + soyjak + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic + you're white + youre British + no u + deez nuts + radio + I'm a minor + caught in 4k + in 1947 the worlds first general purpose computer, the 30 ton ENIAC was created + your moms + your dad + your grandma + the hood watches markiplier now + grow up + L + L (part two) + incel + virgin + ligma + taco bell tortilla crunch + ur dad fell off + the government experimented on innocent black men in a lab + think outside the bun + my dad could beat ur dad up + ur aimhacking + try hard + (insert insult) + Karen + ok boomer + sksksk + hyperpop isnt real music + ur beta + im sigma + ur submissive + L (part 3) + ur sus + me when the imposter is sus + this is a cry for help and im depressed + quote tweet + you bought monkey nft + you're weird champ + my dad owns (insert game development company) + nice Mac + pack watch + go find a father figure + this is a cry for help + NFT buyers when they discover save image + the earth is round + cheetos breath + dream isnt a real artist + r/woooosh + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + so why do good girls like bad guys + employee of the month + invest in bitcoin + stop pmsing + not funny didnt laugh + neutral_face + ez clap + vape crack User + Chile Predator on Omegle + Touch grass instead of writing these textes + get a Life + one more Word and you are blocked

If u think about it then there exists a certain time during pooping when the poop is at the mouth of our butt. As you all know, poop has similar physical characteristics to that of clay. So it is evident that the shape of our poop is a result of forces applied by the small and large intestines. So it need not be true that the shape of our poop matches the shape of our butthole. Then it is natural that there will be gaps between the excreta and butthole. This compromises the airtight seal. Thus air may enter our digestive system causing internal expansion. As you may be aware, expansion is created due to the difference in pressure. As pressure inside the body is greater than normal atmospheric pressure, undue stress is exerted on the body. Thus it is always recommended to excrete out liquid poop as it doesn't leave any gaps. Thus preventing any entry of air and ultimately saving your life.

Yousplatter
i am over 39 and i still play fortnite and troll

i play and told my parents and ex discord kittens and they think i',m a loser

im over 39

is it ok to still play at this age?

am i loser?

Going through those four videos, I have a total of 4 minutes straight of Arin's sweaty armpits. This GIF isn't all of it, it's just the sweatiest of them all. The rule for this one was that there has to be easily visible beads of sweat between the folds of her pit to be included. A lot was left out, so I'll be making more for Arin soon.

Arin's armpits are on a whole different level. She has these thicc armpits but still with pretty thin arms, the amount of folds and lines you can see is insane, the texture is like nothing else, and she sweats more than most other idols I've seen before. Despite that, her armpits still look silky smooth, but catch the focus of the camera juuuust right to give you the perfect detail. Her armpits are an enigma and I'm in love. And how could I forget her cute mole on her right armpit.

(lmao I just now noticed that's Arin on the subreddit image, good choice)

If you know of any idol who sweats more than her, send them my way pls

Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.

This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH

According to English plural form rules, multiples of Morbius are called Morbi, not Morbiuses


See point 8 in Grammarly's plural form page:

"If the singular noun ends in ‑us, the plural ending is frequently ‑i."


Therefore, a sentence such as "I wish to be fucked in the ass by a group of Morbiuses 😍🥵🤪" would be WRONG. Instead, you should say "I wish to be fucked in the ass by a group of Morbi 😍🥵🤪", which is th correct plural form.


Some of you who are very attentive will have noticed that this also applies to Among Us, specifically to the amogus ඞ variant. For instance, instead of "I find most amoguses hot af 😏😜😍" you should use "I find most amogi hot af 😏😜😍".


This will come on the test, so make sure you took notes and see you next lesson.