The Nintendo Shitcube
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This is my PlayStation 2, this is my Xbox one, this is my Xbox 360 and this right here is PlayStation 3 and this is what I like to call the Nintendo Shitcube, and the reason I call it the Nintendo Shitcube because, IT’S A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!
The original Nintendo entertainment system sucked because it had to perform a certain amount of blowjobs to the cartridges in order for the games to work.
And then Nintendo they released the second console, the Super Nintendo, now that was a very good, now that was a good system, that was a very good system, the games did not freeze and the games they did not stop when you were playing, and then, then Nintendo released the third console the Nintendo 64 now that was also a very good system, it didn’t have full motion video, it wasn’t bad for 90’s system, and then Nintendo releases the fourth videogame console.
The Nintendo Shitcube now the reason I call it the Nintendo Shitcube is because, take a look at the fucking game, this is a Nintendo GameCube game, this looks like a fucking chocolate chip cookie, and plus, what the fuck, graphics by ATI, ATI my ass, alright the Nintendo GameCube it has good graphics, nice hardware, over graphics over hardware, they couldn’t the, they made the fucking system so small that you can’t even play DVDs on it, now the PlayStation 2 sold more than the GameCube because it had DVD, drive.
Like I said the Nintendo GameCube, it has good graphics good hardware but the PlayStation 2 is way, much more better than this god awful piece of shit, and plus, if you look underneath your GameCube, you’ll see that, it has a separate modum the modum is so separately, but in the PlayStation 2 it had a built in modum, now WHY THE FUCK WOULD NINTENDO MAKE A MODUM FOR NINTENDO GAMECUBE IF IT CAN’T PLAY ONLINE MULTIPLAYER GAMES.
And now I’ll show the Nintendo Shitcube’s wireless controller, this is the controller’s wireless receiver, you just put it on the GameCube like this as you would like a regular GameCube controller and, you have to put in batteries on the back and press on and, but even when, even when you have the batteries inside, guess what, the Gamecu-, the Shitcube’s wireless controller it’s not good, it doesn’t even work.
A piece of fucking shit
The Nintendo Shitcube, it cost 120 dollars, do not buy it there are a lot of things you can buy with that kind of money, and who would like to buy the Nintendo Shitcube, nobody likes it