No joke, I literally pissed on my shirt while at work today, I got cocky and decided to piss really hard, like a level 2 piss, but the blast radius of the piss beam ended up rebounding off the bowl and back in my general direction, normally I'd hold my shirt up with my chin but I was feeling reckless today and decided to tempt fate, only to spend the next few minutes drying myself with paper towels, let this be a warning kids, needless to say this video speaks to me on a spiritual level, and before anyone asks, yes I piss sitting down, because I believe in toilet stall supremacy and urinals are sus as hell.

In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius.

Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.

This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES “gETtiNg MoRBed” EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying “morb” LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isn’t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know I’m just going to get FLOODED WITH “get morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a man” HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH

Fuck with me again, I'm recording you, I'm sending it to fucking Rockstar, just so you can get fucking kicked off of here for life. Fuck with me again and I'm recording you. I swear, dude. Fuck with me again.

And if you are a man, how about you grow some fucking balls and come fist fight me instead of playing with your little bitch toys like a coward?

What? Got no balls? Can't fist fight? Gotta be a little coward, use your little tools 'cause you can't fist fight 'cause you're a real bitch in life and on a video game?

I see your real colors of what you are. You're a real live coward. Probably can't even fight for yourself because of how much of a fucking coward you are.

Go ahead, be like all the other gamers, be a fucking loser coward 'cause you can't fight, piece of shit.

Come on, keep shooting me. Keep fucking with me. You're gonna get bored eventually. I give you another 15 minutes until you leave this lobby.

I'm just gonna stand here until you get the courage to fucking fist fight me like a real man and not be a boy.

Fists come with honor, dignity, and courage, which you don't have.

I'm willing to get face to face with your ugly face just to put you down.

Come on, chicken! Bock, bock bock bock! Can't fight! Bock, bock bock! Someone's got chicken blood! Bock, bock bock! That's what you sound like right now.

Come on, you're the one that exploded me first. You started this shit, I'm gonna end it.

Still in the same spot, ya idiot.

Now you can take your middle finger, stick it up your ass, and fuck yourself for all I fucking care, you angry bird gamer. And you're not even angry.

Have fun fucking up people's days, 'cause that's all you are, is a fucker-upper.

And I hope you know your parents said you're a mistake, just so you know.

Obligatory this didn’t happen today, but I was painfully reminded of the event after seeing him today.
So a while ago I started using tinder and other online dating sites, going out with a few guys here and there. I met the cutest guy, he was H O T. We went on around 3 dates and got on so well. We started sleeping together - it was phenomenal. For our 4th date he invited me to a party his family was throwing.
Imaging our surprise when we get there and it’s MY FUCKING FAMILY!!! He goes “OP, this is my auntie Adele” and I’m like “no dude, this Is MY auntie Adele”. We found a quiet table to sit whilst the realisation dawned on us that we were, in fact, related. Ewwww. I noped out of there and scrubbed the memory from my mind, until today when I saw him at my, sorry, our Grandad’s funeral.

Ew ew ewww. I’m re-mortified all over again and needed to get it out 😩.

To clarify: This is my dads side of the family, my dad disowned my when I was 7 and most of his family didn’t bother with me either so there are a lot of people on that side that I don’t know.

Edited to update: to address the most asked questions. Yes we’re first cousins. No we didn’t fuck again after finding out!! I don’t know if he told the family the truth or not since I don’t speak to any of them. My (our) grandad was the last person I had contact with on that side of the family (only recently before his death) so I hopefully will continue to have nothing to do with the whole lot.

I was gonna write an essay addressing all the ‘fake’ comments and explaining all the ins and outs, but I can’t be arsed lol trust me I wish this wasn’t my life. These comments have had me howling all day so thanks 😂

TL;DR Started sleeping with a guy and when he introduced me to his family, it was also my fucking family. Now I have had to face him at our grandads funeral 😬

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.

Every day outside of June I celebrate being straight.

I wake up to the morning sun, see no rainbow in the sky and go "ahh thank god for another straight day".

I get straight out of bed to brush my teeth, whereby I use a straight ruler against my toothbrush to ensure that it too is straight. I avoid using striped toothpaste and refuse to make O shaped mouth expressions to ensure that my brushing motions cannot be misconstrued as an invitation to participate in oral sex.

I go down stairs refusing to move my arms, as any movement too jaunty could be too invocative of a fruity skip. I've broken several bones from doing this, though luckily they remained straight.

Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. What’s even the joke???? “Hahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend it’s good”???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, “hehe it’s morbin time” ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You know…. I never would have seen the movie without all of these “memes”(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your “MORBIUS” your “mighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHIT” NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? “Morb morb morb morb” you’re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does “morbin” even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get “morb” bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame

The disappointment I feel today is beyond words. I'm heartbroken that the mountain of evidence still was not enough to stand up to the disproportionate power, influence, and sway of my ex-husband.

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I'm even more disappointed with what this verdict means for other women. It is a setback. It sets back the clock to a time when a woman who spoke up and spoke out could be publicly shamed and humiliated. It sets back the idea that violence against women is to be taken seriously.

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I believe Johnny's attorneys succeeded in getting the jury to overlook the key issue of Freedom of Speech and ignore evidence that was so conclusive that we won in the UK.

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I'm sad I lost this case. But I am sadder still that I seem to have lost a right I thought I had as an American - to speak freely and openly.

Yo, all my coworkers call my wife Kirby because of how much she's suckin' my big fat penis during our Microsoft Teams meetings.

I sit there all meeting long all red faced with my eyebrows dancing like drunk caterpillars, my lurid, wet smirk spasming, and involuntary grunts bursting from my quavering throat, and that's how they know Kirby is at it again.

Yep, she's down there under the kitchen table sitting criss-cross apple sauce and working my tallywhacker something fierce. She looks like a curious gorilla playing with a banana (female gorilla by the way (with gigantic human tater tots that jiggle jiggle jiggle even in the slightest breeze)).

When the meeting is over and the official business is done with, all my coworkers start cheering for me and telling me to stand up so they can see Kirby suck and gulp. She gets the balls in there too. She's a largemouth bass taking the whole bait and hook and the fisherman's hand right along with it. When I stand up all slick lapped with her champing maw slobber gobbling and well attached to my engorged kielbasa, that's when she really turns it on. She loves the camera. Kirby loves the camera.

She hears that cheering and goading from the coworker crowd and that otherworldly slurp fest turns into a gulper's hoedown. She takes it all in, all of the thick shaft, all of the bean bag, some of the pubic mound. Saliva sprays upwards, necessitating that I put the goggles on, but I always forget. Her mouth unhinges more than a bit (an old female gorilla trick (Kirby is human though (with absolutely cartoon huge swangin' yams))). Her tongue flops out and reaches under and up my whole butt crack, whipping it around like a Crazy Daisy. Her thick neck and traps give her the strength to lift me up mouth-wise and the sucking never stops.

She's in the full view of the camera now, muscular and girthy, a hefty lady of untold strength and sexual prowess. My coworkers can't help but be overcome by the raw display domineering femininity, and they ululate in worship of Kirby. My scrawny, pale legs dangle about her brawny shoulders in playful helplessness as huge waves of esophageal might ripple across her throat muscles. The sucking, this vacuumic bliss is all my spellbound coworkers can see on camera. They see the might such a blowjob takes in her perfect, enormous gorilla body (though she's quite human).

At last, by her allowance only and by subtle lip cues, I explode. My cock splits like the barrel of a shotgun a cartoon rabbit has plunged his glovéd finger into and I release my entire essence of being into her, my goo of life. My coworkers lose themselves to the madness, giving into primal, gorilla-like whooping. The lights around me flicker, or is that just my perception of reality being torn asunder?

I'm drained, consumed, taken, used, spent, husked.

Triumphantly, she discards me like a sunflower seed shell, simply spitting me out of frame and into a post-slob beanbag chair that acts as a facsimile spittoon. Though I'm woozy, tender, and blissfully light-headed, it brings a further smile to my jizzer's smirk when I see Kirby curtsy nakedly for the audience that is my feverish coworkers.

Ahh, see you all again for our 2 o'clock production meeting.

The disappointment I feel today is beyond words. I'm heartbroken that the mountain of evidence still was not enough to stand up to the disproportionate power, influence, and sway of my ex-husband.

I'm even more disappointed with what this verdict means for other women. It is a setback. It sets back the block to a time when a woman who spoke up and spoke out could be publicly shamed and humiliated. It sets back the idea that violence against women is to be taken seriously.

I believe Johnny's attorneys succeeded in getting the jury to overlook the key issue of Freedom of Speech and ignore evidence that was so conclusive that we won in the UK.

I'm sad I lost this case. But I am sadder still that I seem to have lost a right I thought I had as an American - to speak freely and openly.

I thought we had a good sex life, we were open and honest (I thought), had sex on average every other day, and had been together for just over 3 years.

My gf has always been secretive, but I never had any reason to think it was a red flag. One day she got a suspicious text though, so I logged in to her phone and saw very clear evidence of her cheating.

What struck me though was that she was extremely graphic about her "sexual needs" and how I wouldn't be able to meet them because I am not into those fetishes (I won't go into detail about what they are). I am not vanilla by any means and am more than happy to try new things, so I am stumped as to why she didn't bring this up with me and instead resorted to cheating.

Over the next few days I was deliberating on what to do, and what I settled on is extremely petty and may make me an asshole.

After a couple of drinks for Dutch courage, I initiated sex and immediately started to do the kinds of things she described in those messages. She was clearly taken off guard, but in a good way as she was very much enjoying herself, a lot more than usual. In fact, I can't lie, it was amazing seeing how vocal she was about how it felt etc and I almost didn't follow through with what I did next.

I was edging her for a while (part of what she described as loving in the texts) and was making her beg and plead to allow her to cum.

I obliged and as she was convulsing and screaming, I leaned into her ear and told her what I saw and that she was now dumped, mid orgasm.

I then left the room and the apartment after grabbing a few things.

Since then I haven't spoken to her and don't plan to, but she has been blowing up my phone (I haven't opened the messages).

I was only a casual MCU viewer. A normie who thought Avengers: Endgame (2019) was the culmination of all the dreams of comic book nerds. Until on the 1st of April 2022, I saw the all-time, underappreciated, modern avant-garde classic, kino-masterpiece, comic-book film, Morbius. I loved Morbius so much; I had all the merchandise and purchased all of the comic books. I watch Morbius every night before bed. Thanking Burl Sharpless and Matt Samaza, the creative masterminds who penned the widely misunderstood Gods of Egypt (2016) and the vastly underrated Dracula Untold (2014), for hours of peak cinematic entertainment I've been given. I thank Jared Leto, a legendary actor best known for his role as the Joker in 2016's Suicide Squad, a renowned, flawless and respectable movie.

Everyday, I bless the asteroid that fragmented and formed the meteor that fell on the prehistoric land decimating the animals that became fossils and then, after millions of years, turned into oil that was extracted and used in the manufacture of the fuel that supplied the car enough power for the delivery of the materials used in the construction of the hospital that Jared Leto was born. He has become my life's inspiration.

In honor of Pride Month, I am here to say that it's morbin' time. Today, my fellow morbheads, we rise. I am proud to come out and express my true morbdentity to the world at this very morbment. I am a morbphile and I identify myself as morbsexual. My pronouns are morb/ius. I am only attracted to Dr. Micheal Alexander Morbius. I perceive Marvel's The Living Vampire as my boyfriend, my gender, my sexuality, my identity, my morbhood and my best morbfriend all at once. I now feel complete, as if I've found the missing pieces that I've always felt were lacking in me. I feel whole. I feel like morbing.

Since we are all humans, we have the right to love and to morb whoever, whenever and whatever we want to without the fear of society's opression. Morbius is by no means not just a living, eminent meme but a newfound sexual orientation that will be living onward as a beacon of hope for all my fellow morbheads who are still trying to understand themselves in the upcoming morbtastic years.

Love is morb, morb is love. I morb you all. Happy Pride Month. Stay Morbin' 🦇🏳️‍🌈

Its fucking pride month 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 that means you're not allowed to be straight 😤 😤 we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual 😒 😒 until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law 😡 😡 james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon 😛😛 and you will be fined $1000 if you resist 🤑 🤑 jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay 😍😍 and this will stay the same for the rest of your life 😝 😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on thin fucking ice ❄️❄️ don't think that you are safe 😥😥 thanos and his thicc ass 😜 😜 will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex 😠 😠

Do you like Jared Leto?

His early work was too small for my tastes, but when Suicide Squad came out in '16, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole movie has a clear, crisp plot, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives his performance a big boost. He's been compared to Heath Ledger, but I think Jared has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour. In '22 Sony released Morbius, their newest movie. I think it's their undisputed masterpiece, a movie so memeable, most people probably didn't even watch it. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of strange dance scenes, and the importance of morbin time, it's also a personal statement about Jared Leto Himself.

Obligatory this didn’t happen today, but I was painfully reminded of the event after seeing him today. So a while ago I started using tinder and other online dating sites, going out with a few guys here and there. I met the cutest guy, he was H O T. We went on around 3 dates and got on so well. We started sleeping together - it was phenomenal. For our 4th date he invited me to a party his family was throwing. Imaging our surprise when we get there and it’s MY FUCKING FAMILY!!! He goes “OP, this is my auntie Adele” and I’m like “no dude, this Is MY auntie Adele”. We found a quiet table to sit whilst the realisation dawned on us that we were, in fact, related. Ewwww. I noped out of there and scrubbed the memory from my mind, until today when I saw him at my, sorry, our Grandad’s funeral.

Ew ew ewww. I’m re-mortified all over again and needed to get it out 😩.

To clarify: This is my dads side of the family, my dad disowned my when I was 7 and most of his family didn’t bother with me either so there are a lot of people on that side that I don’t know.

TL;DR Started sleeping with a guy and when he introduced me to his family, it was also my fucking family. Now I have had to face him at our grandads funeral 😬

Morbius (2022)

Morbius 2: MoreBius (2024)

Morbius 3 (2024)

Morbius vs Blade (2025)

Morbius vs the Marvel Cinematic Universe (2027) (morbius wins)

Morbius vs the DC Extended Universe (2028) (morbius wins)

Morbius 7: Morbius kills god (2029)

Morbius 8: The Reckoning (2029)

Morbius 9 (2030)

Morbius X (2032)

Morbius: The Series (2032-2189)

Morbius XI: Morbin Time (2034)

Morbius 12: Resurrection (2034)

Morbius the Thirteenth (2036)

Morbiverse of Madness (2037)

Morbius 15: Morbius (2037)

Morbius vs Jared Leto (2038)

Morbius vs Kong (2038)

Morbius vs Morbius (2039)

Morbius 19 (2040)

Morbius: 20th (Century)

Morbius (2040)

21 Morbiuses (2041)

Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 1 (2041)

Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 2 (2042)

Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 3 (2043)

Morbius 25: Morbidly Morbius (2043)

Morbius vs Blade II (2044)

Morbinity War (2045)

Morbgame (2046)

Morbius 29 (2047)

Morbius vs Jared Leto II (2047)

Son of Morbius (2048)

Morbius 2049 (2049)

The Morbengers (2050)

Morb Man and the Morbius (2050)

Captain Morbius (2050)

Morbius 36 (2051)

Morbius 37: The Morbtacular Morbius (2052)

Morbius and Venom (2053)

Morbius vs Venom (2053)

Morbius Kills Venom (2053)

Morbception (2054)

Morbius 43: Morbius Gaming (2054)

Morbius 44: Morbiuses Eleven (2055)

Morbius: A New Morb (2056)

Morbius: The Morbpire Strikes Back (2056)

Morbius: Return of the Morbi (2057)

Morbius 48 (2058)

Morbius: Morbius (2058)

Morbius 50 (2059)

Morbius: The Phantom Morbius (2060)

Morbius: Attack of the Morbs (2061)

Morbius: Revenge of the Morb (2061)

Morbius 54: Morbzilla (2062)

Morbius: Little House on the Morbrie (2063)

Morbius: The Morb Awakens (2064)

Morbius: The Last Morb (2064)

Morbius: The Rise of Morbius (2065)

Morbius: Beyond (2066)

Morbius: Into Morbness (2067)

Morbius 62 (2068)

Morbius and the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2069)

Fantastic Morbius (2070)

The Morbman (2070)

The Morbius (2071)

Breaking Morbius (2071)

Better Call Morbius (2071)

That is the only acceptable timeline.

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Morbius 2: More-Bius Script

Act 1: The Beginning

He was once the most feared being in the universe; a
mysterious, ancient, powerful creature known as Morbius. The most powerful
being ever known to man, the first of the Morboius, the Morboius the Vengeful,
Morbius the Destroyer, Morbius the Tyrant.

There's no telling what he could do, but at some point he
came to Earth and took control of the body of an unsuspecting and unsuspecting
John Russell. This body has been his for hundreds of years, and it's only now
that Russell has been freed from the evil and corrupting influence of Morbius'
warped thoughts.

But now, Morbius is back, as strong as ever. As
powerful. As evil. And as deadly.

Russell's got a job to do: kill Morbius.

There's one problem: Russell knows nothing of the
terrible past that Morbius has had. He's not aware of his former
life as the villainous Morbius. He knows Morbius as John Russell, the nerdy guy
with an eye condition that makes him appear red.

Well, it's about to change.

Russell knows how to handle this villain, but in order to
do it, he'll need a lot of help.

The first step is getting on Morbius' good side.

Act 2: Morbius' Past

Morbius' past is as dark as the night itself. His
infatuation with Earth, his desire to conquer, his unending thirst for
power, it's all part of his true self. He remembers none of this. But it will
change when he is once again forced to confront the evil he once was. And
Russell is about to be his weapon...

Act 3: Morbius Strikes

Morbius will do anything to win, he'll even use his
body to do it. He may look good now, but he still has the dark powers
within him. He's not human, after all. And now, he has a new body, a body
designed to make him as strong as possible.

Morbius will stop at nothing to get what he wants,
even to kill and to destroy. He'll be his own worst enemy. He'll go
from bad to worse and finally he'll face the one thing he was never meant
to face: true love.

And Russell will help him do it.

But he's got a new weapon, one with a power Russell
never knew he had. The power to stop Morbius before it's too late. The power to
stop Morbius' unending desire for power. The power to...

Its fucking pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that means you're not allowed to be straight 😤😤 we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law 😡😡 james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon 👅👅 and you will be fined $1000 if you resist 🤑🤑 jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay 😍😍 and this will stay the same for the rest of your life 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on thin fucking ice ❄❄ don't think that you are safe 😥😥 thanos and his thicc ass 😜😜 will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex 😠😠