Dear Adolf,

I’d just like to tell you how big a fan I am of your paintings.

It’s like I’ve been transported back in time, walking home on a crisp evening from a rousing performance of *Die Zauberflöte* at The Vienna State Opera House.

Please continue to pursue your mastery of the medium. Do not accept failure, and let rejection be your motivation, pushing you on to even greater things in the art world.

Or, at least, stay in Vienna and keep selling postcards. Things will turn around if you keep at it.

Kind regards,

A time-travelling art admirer

P.S. Stay away from beer halls. Nothing good ever happens there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBp6exx2kZM

This scene perfectly encapsulates everything that makes Morbius (2022) a cinematic juggernaut and easily one of the best comic book movies of our generation. However, it also perfectly represents how, on the surface level, the movie is prone to being made fun of and not understood by the inferior-brained, lower aptitude general audience.

In this scene, Michael Morbius’ lifelong friend Milo, also known as Loxias Crown who goes by the alias Hunger in the Marvel Comics, is dancing to an upbeat song while getting dressed. While at first glance it comes across as a scene that is tonally inconsistent with the rest of the movie, the scene does a lot to characterize Milo and subtly foreshadows his turn towards a dark path later on in the movie in which he seeks out vengeance on innocents for how the world has treated him his entire life.

You have to remember that before this scene, before he had injected himself with the serum that would cure his disease, the same one Morbius took that had the ill side effect of cursing onto him living vampirism, he too suffered from the unnamed blood disease and was burdened by it, unable to live his life to the fullest. This scene is one of the first times we see him fully embracing his newfound abilities, and he’s finally able to live a happy and fulfilling life. So when Michael later on offers the solution of finding a cure for the Vampire affliction, we the audience understand why Milo is hesitant. This builds on the moral foundation of the movie and enforces its themes of heroism and overcoming chronic illness at the cost of inflicting pain and suffering onto others’ lives.

Okay y'all, big boy talk. Where were the Minions on 9/11? They left the ice cave in 1968, so they can't use that excuse. What about other heinous atrocities that occurred after that point? Mai Lai? The Munich Olympic Massacre? The Iran-Contra affair? OJ Simpson?

Their solo movie, Minions (2015), established that they follow the "most evil [sic]" people, or the like.

Based on this information, I have devised one of two theories:
1 - Gru, who it has been implied that the minions have been following since shortly after the end of their exile, has committed even more devious acts of villainy than the above examples. Or,
2 - The minions have a completely alien view of the concept of evil, and therefore do not comprehend fanatic terrorism as being worse than cartoon supervillain plots, as the rest of society conventionally would.

Do you think they would have assisted Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge, or would he have counted their goggles as eye glasses and executed them?

Whose side did they take during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan?

I must ask, as I cannot trust Illumination to provide adequate answers in the forthcoming prequel sequel.

I was visiting my super hot cousin in Myanmar, she came on to me really hard because she had forgotten that we were related because she was in lust. Somehow I ended sleeping with her and my hot aunt joined in too.

Then I heard my uncle coming up the stairs so I jumped out of the window. I ran into a Buddhist monks armed with machettes and he asked me why I was naked so I told him that I was robbed by a couple of Rohingya. He asked me where the Muslim bastards were and I pointed to my cousins house.

The Buddhists ran in to the house an massacred my relatives and burned down the entire village. The total death toll was somewhere around 3000.

TL DR: I narrowly escaped getting caught having sex with my cousin.

Easy: I choose Minecraft.

Now I know what you’re thinking: “You have to be mad to attempt that! There are mobs everywhere and you will probably die facing the Ender Dragon!”

But never fear. I have a strategy.

First, I will open a survival normal world, and then get the basic tools and food as quickly as possible.

Then I will dig underground, build a large area for my base, create an underground wheat farm and tree farm, and all the other stuff that I will need before nightfall so I will never have to go up to the surface ever again.


Now, in your question, you never said that you had to complete the game in a certain amount of time, did you?

Now that I have my base, I go around, improving certain parts of the base, smartening up the base, tidying my items, and all in all having a fun time. I could go for days.

Meanwhile, the poor guy with the gun is still holding the gun to my head. His arm is aching madly but I am still going strong, happily working in my underground home with no sign of getting killed or stopping. Hoping I don’t notice, he puts his gun down for a few seconds to rest his arm.

And that’s when I take action.

I grab his sore arm and give him a chinese burn (I am actually quite good at those), reducing his right arm into a weak wobbly mess. I grab the gun from his hand and point it at him and he goes “alright alright, you can go” but not before I take my phone out and call the police and the man who threatened to kill me is no more.

Survival 101

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Morbius is honestly the best movie I’ve ever seen. I know it sounds crazy, but it touched me. I came thrice while watching it in the theatres. I’m so glad we finally get to see Jared Leto, my favourite actor of all time, in the role of Morbius the living vampire. I thought the plot of the movie was very entertaining and original, and I never could have seen the twists coming. This is a really good change from all this Hollywood propaganda we’ve been fed over the last few decades. The industry needs more people like Leto to play such diverse roles. I could really see myself in the character Morbius, he’s really relatable and fun and quirky. Overall, Morbius is the best cinema experience I’ve ever had and nothing will ever top it. I’ll cherish this memory for the rest of my life, I’ll remember the fabric of the seats and the sweaty atmosphere in the theatre. When Morbius first got on screen, me and the other man who went to watch cheered as loud as we could. I was so lucky to be able to have an almost empty room to see the movie so I wasn’t annoyed by exterior noises while watching. In fact, every time I went to rewatch it now that I think about it, the room was empty. My guess is that everyone was so shocked by Leto’s incredible, revolutionary and profound acting that they had to leave the room. I’m repeating myself, but Morbius is and will always be a true classic, a masterpiece between trash movies from money-hungry studios. When I tell myself I’m watching a movie, Morbius is the kind of cinematic experience I’m waiting for. It was way better than The Batman (2022) and now my favourite movie of all time, a direct cult classic. I’d recommend avidly. 11/10.

My mom is convinced that netflix has an LGBTQ section because I watched heartstopper multiple times. She thinks netflix doesn't usually have that section 💀 on a more upsetting note, now I feel very uncomfortable speaking to her because she was very mad at me for it, and it hurt me. Ouchie ]:

Yes it can. What can I do about this? In this age you have already had 3-4 relations and have been a parent for at least 15 years, maybe more, and you wait for grand c\*\*\*dren and I haven’t even started. I feel sorry for this. I feel very strong anxiety when it comes to love and sex and maybe it is the best for me to only masturbate my whole life. It’s too late to chase women. No one wants you or need you.

Hahaha who the fuck do these people think they are? It's so common to see them referring to atheists as something along the lines of "cringey edgy high schoolers who want attention". Really? It's been proven time and time again through studies that atheists are generally smarter, it's a position highly observed among people from elite intellectual fields and yet they think it's just some sort of teenage phase that doesn't deserve to be taken seriously? They are the ones who believe in fairy tales and imaginary beings and yet they think they're on some kind of intellectual high ground? Give me a break...

This girl was bi-curious and she liked to mess around with other women while I watched. One night she had one her friends over and they were soon naked and making out. That led to some finger blasting and eventually my gf ran to the closet for a bag of pop rocks.

She convinced her friend that we needed to find out how many "rocks" could be transferred from vag to another, without using hands.

So she loaded up her pussy and they began grinding snatches, my girl just crackin and sizzlin like a forest fire down below. They were both getting pretty into it when the friend blurts out "OH MY GOD I FUCKIN FELT ONE GO IN!"

Well when they were all finished I was nominated to determine what the results were. After a little digging around and a bit of searching with a flashlight, I had the count. It turns out that from an entire bag of cooter pop rocks, 7 of them exploded from my girls hoohah into her friend's. Seven.

I'm pretty sure if her friend had shaved everything first we could've at least doubled that number.

Why do so many guys use absolutely cringy/ emberassing sexual language (as dirty talk)?

I am also bi-sexual, and the gays are probably even worse.

Can y'all just stop saying things like "cumtoilet", "milkers", "boypussy", "Beef/ meat curtain", "breeding rod"
Also I'm from Germany and the guys here are probably on a whole other level too. To all the German speakers, Just fucking read this crap:
"Spermaklo", "Jungfotze", "Arschfotze", "Abmelken", "Hab Bock zu sexeln"


Who unironically talks like that?
And yes, this is all Shit I have seen myself first or second hand.
Y'all make fun of Indians with the whole "Show Bobs and vagene" shit, but guys here are not better



I have not witnessed one time where a woman talks like that. Even If they do it for Money it's rare.

Edit: To those who downvote me or don't believe me: Just go spent some time on gay hook-ups Apps. Or ask your female Friends If you can take a peek into their DMs.
I honestly feel like some of y'all are just feeling exposed.
And it makes perfect Sense. I totally expect people who say this unironically to chill out at reddit.
So to all you downvoters: suck my dick

Also on a another note: Just because YOU don't hear stuff Like this, doesn't mean it's not happening.
Fucking reddit is such a pile of crap man.

Oh and on a third note: Why the fuck you take everything the wrong way? These are just some random ass examples I could remember. These are neither the "top" expressions, nor does everybody say all of them. It's just some fucking examples. Of course they're oddly specific. This is part of why it's so stupid.
I can't believe that I have to explain this. Fuck man, redditors are so dumb holy shit.

Aight imma head out now, this is getting to stupid.

My friend Hog Rider

Sprinting through the breeze

Gracefully jumping the river

Singing with the trees

Hog rider, giant iron hammer

The lad, with all that glamour

Leaping up and over the bridge

Getting past by just a smidge

He really is my destruction provider

As he rides and yells “HOG RIDER”

"It's a child" No, it's an anime character. If you see a real child in an anime character, you are delusional and need to seek help. Also, you lack any evidence for your accusations. There's many reasons why someone may be into lolis, and I can assure you, 99% of lolicons have zero thoughts of actual children and probably do more to protect actual children than you.

"It's a minor" In-universe, said character may be a minor, but in the real world, they don't exist and therefor, can't have an actual age. They literally do not exist except in our minds, and giving non-existent entities real world laws and morals is a sign of mental health issues. As well, so what if they're short and petite? By your logic, if they're 'of legal age', then their body type doesn't matter. What about 'minors' that have fully developed looking bodies? Are they not worth 'protecting' because they're not short and petite? What about real life adult women who are short and petite? Are you gonna claim people fucking them are pedos simply because of their body type? If not, why say that about anime characters? The logic falls apart

"It causes p-dophilia" Although what causes pedophilia is not yet known, researchers began reporting a series of findings linking pedophilia with brain structure and function, beginning in 2002. Testing individuals from a variety of referral sources inside and outside the criminal justice system as well as controls, these studies found associations between pedophilia and lower IQs, poorer scores on memory tests, greater rates of non-right-handedness, greater rates of school grade failure over and above the IQ differences, lesser physical height, greater probability of having suffered childhood head injuries resulting in unconsciousness, and several differences in MRI-detected brain structures. Not loli.

The reason why cp is illegal is not because children have some blessed holy body that mortal eyes are not allowed to see, but because the creation of cp material is child abuse. Any actual real cp is made by taking photos or videos of a girl or a boy either through abuse or manipulation. THATS what's primarily illegal. If you have CP on your machine youre basically promoting said abuse and creating demand for it to become more and more widespread. Actual CP is disgusting and people who would abuse and harm underage kids for sexual satisfaction should be prosecuted and treated. It affects someone life.
Drawings are different. They're taboo yes, but it goes around the primary problem of why CP is illegal. It does not harm ANYONE in the creation of it. Not a single person. No matter what the content of the drawing is, it only has the taboo attached to it of "this is not right", but it does not have the actual impact attached to it of why it's not right.
"But it normalizes it and makes people want to do it" Bullshit. If people are that impressionable then it should be completely illegal to own, watch and distribute any action, horror and so forth movies, games or even books. Consuming those things would make people flip out and start murdering everyone, right? 2d weebshit are like movies. It's a scripted world where none of the content actually exists. If anything slasher movies are more grounded in reality because it involves actual people acting it out and is made to be as realistic as possible. 2d drawings are not realistic and have no anchor to reality.


Now screw off. We get it, you hate cartoons.

Hey guys it’s critical: Today we are taking yet another clip from my live stream watching a YouTube video that someone else made and getting millions view for very little I add with my boring and dry tired voice. Also for the comedic effect I will stretch the image on the YouTube thumbnail for the billionth time. Please laugh !!!

would you rather give a boobjob or a footjob?

honestly i think both are gross but i would choose the footjob because i don't give a shit about the person i can troll them by putting my foot on their dick and then their dick would be more gross than it already is preventing them from touching it which is actually a good thing for them so they'd stop masturbating.

however a boobjob is nice as you normally use your feet for mobility and not your chest, and it's less likely to get an infection on your chest if the penis has some random infection already on it that could somehow spread to your feet and kill your feet's cells.

i'm not sure which one i'd rather pick, but since i'm always playing video games and not walking outside, i'd choose the footjob.

Hey buddy! What you posted was sus as fuck! I suggest you delete that before the law enforcement knocks on your door. But how do you do that exactly? Well you dumb fuck I'm glad you asked! Now what are you disposing of? Paper? Optical shit? Media? I have a solution for that, please refer to the section relating to the sus thing in question.

Section 1: Media. So you have a suspicious file you need to get rid of, how do you do that? you may think you can just click delete, But wait THERE'S MORE.... to it. Clicking delete on your device only marks it as free space and as reusable, this makes it very easy to recover using numerous file recovery programs. To irreversibly destroy the file you need to overwrite it with random data. One good program I recommend and use is Fileshredder. Now with that, you better delete that femboy shit before I contact the cops dude.

Fileshredder: [https://www.fileshredder.org/](https://www.fileshredder.org/)

Section 2: Hard Drives/Solid State Drives. Hard drives and Solid state drives are a bit trickier, as deleting information using software isn't guaranteed to 100% destroy all the data. To delete it using software, one of my favourite ways is Darik's Boot And Nuke, or DBAN. It is ready in ISO format, so burn it to a USB stick, run it and nuke it. However this program only works with HDD’s. For a program that works on both HDD’s and SSD’s i recommend MHDD, It has the same process as DBAN. Burn the ISO to a USB stick and run it. However, though these do destroy data it's still possible it did not destroy all possible data. Physical damage and unsecure erasure among many reasons can leave data behind even after software Nagasaki. For full erasure you need to destroy your HDD or SSD. To destroy your HDD you must severely damage the platter inside, you can do this by smashing the platter Into very tiny shards using a hammer, rock, drill etc. To destroy an SSD you must crush or shred the memory chip completely.

DBAN: [https://dban.org/](https://dban.org/)

MHDD: [https://hddguru.com/software/2005.10.02-MHDD/](https://hddguru.com/software/2005.10.02-MHDD/)

Section 3: Paper Material. To properly dispose of whatever horrible thing you printed the best way is to shred it, but not all shredders are equal. Some patterns produced by certain machines are easier to reconstruct than others. This has In Fact been done in the past. To prevent this I would consult the list of NSA approved paper shredders and then make a purchase based off of it to dispose of your cursed imagery.

NSA Approved shredders: [https://www.nsa.gov/Portals/75/documents/resources/everyone/media-destruction/NSAEPLPaperShreddersApril2022.pdf](https://www.nsa.gov/Portals/75/documents/resources/everyone/media-destruction/NSAEPLPaperShreddersApril2022.pdf)

Section 4: Optical Media. I'm not even sure HOW you could have made a DVD/CD so fucking wrong man. To destroy it you need to damage the side of the disc where the information is, this is the shiny side of the disc. Not the side with the label. Take something abrasive to the side of the disc with the data and rub the foil off the disk. Alternatively, you can cut the disc into pieces using scissors but destroying the foil itself with abrasive material would be preferable.

Section 5: Various other Items.

VHS Tape: Take the foil out of the VHS and cut it into pieces, or expose the film to a very strong magnet, this will rearrange it's magnetic particles, what is on it anyways?

Sim/SD Cards: destroy them by shredding or applying extreme pressure, Alternatively use file shredder as it can detect SD cards.

Floppy disks: Listen man I don't know what to tell you on this one, it's the 21st century. What the fuck you doing? Destroy it by shredding it or applying pressure to it.

USB sticks: take the circuit board out and break the memory chip into pieces. For non physical destruction use Fileshredder to overwrite its contents.

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Im 24, I'm a proud atheist and am 500 pounds which is all muscle. All the ladies love me and here's the story of why:

Yesterday i was at a bar ordering a soda when 2 guys came up to me and said "ill shoot you if your an athiest." i said "shoot me i guess" they pulled out their uzis and shot at me but i ducked down right as one of the men shot and avoided the bullet. i opened my trench coat and pulled out my katana. I cut one of the guys uzis in half and sliced the others head off. other reinforcements came in and I sliced more down. I reached in my trench coat pocket and pulled out my Yu-Gi-Oh cards and threw them and cut off multiple of the guys heads. I said in my demonlike voice "god is not real!!!! you all think you know best but you all are dumb! I am a freethinker and I know that god is fake!!!" all of the bad guys where confused because their slow brains couldn't comprehend being an independent thinker. they all ran off and a bunch of girls with huge DD's came up to me and said "you are the smartest person we've ever met and we love your neckbeard. please marry us, we love obese men!!" I blushed and spun my fedora on my head and put my katana back into its sheath. "im sorry ladies, but i'm taken. I have a waifu body pillow with semen stains on it waiting for me at home." after that, I walked out the door, I whipped my mysterious trench coat in a circle and ran off into the dark night.