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Why is it that when I masturbate sometimes my body won’t let me stop before I cum? I try to stop but my hand just keeps going.
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I know, sometimes I can’t stop even when I was caught about to cum. I was 12 almost 13 and tried to hold my sperm in for as much as possible but one night I was so horny I started stroking it and let it go, and my hard wiener trembled, and it felt nice. I kept stroking it and letting it go, and watched it quiver and liked the tingles. My nuts were so full I thought they’d blow up. I kept doing it and it felt better and better, and trembled more. I didn’t stroke it for a while and my wiener stiffened and my crotch humped up by itself. Then I stroked it some more, and let it go, and it felt like it was going to explode! I tried to hold back but it felt so good. I started to stroke it again and it was tingling so much I couldn’t stand it, and my mom came in the door and said stop moving! don’t move! and I felt it build up and couldn’t stop it and it started squirting, and made my crotch hump up and squirt on my belly and I couldn’t stop. She’s telling me stop moving, and I can’t stop I kept humping up and stiffening and white goop spurting out of my hard wiener. I keep going now even when I’m caught.
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R/pissdrinkingsluts
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Step sibling porn
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This has gotten out of control quite honestly. Just the other night my wife and I were searching for something to watch and we had to go through 3 pages before finding “normal” porn. I shit you not, it was “step dad couldn’t resist me” and then “step mom wanted my huge cock” followed by “shared step bro with my best friend” or “step sis begs me to cum in her” like, what the fuck?! Some 60 odd videos of the same lame ass titles/plot. Don’t get me wrong, I like porn and am glad my wife does too, but Jesus. How can an entire industry be stuck in the same rut? I suppose you could argue that all original ideas have been used up, but these step themes have been done to death. My wife teased me once because all the porn I had when we met was old. My retort was “At least these have some sort of plot/story that you can follow.” Yeah, the acting sucked but let’s be realistic - nobody’s watching for the acting.
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In terms of breeding...
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In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
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Scorsese on Morbius (real)
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“Well, I never really considered marvel movies real cinema. Like, it’s just men in spandex beating each other up, no story or depth at all. Y’know, my films were the only things I considered cinema for a long period of time. However, the recent marvel movie Morbius is simply a masterpiece. Unlike those other marvel movies, morbius taps into what I consider, a higher plane of cinema. Jared Leto, the famed actor and musician portrays Morbius, who I consider the greatest character of all time. The story, makes me have an out of body experience. Whenever I hear the famed words, it’s morbing time, I regain my faith that the film Industry can become great again.”
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morbius script
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[♪♪♪]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING IN DISTANCE]
[WATER DRIPS ECHOING]
[BATS SKITTERING]
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
[MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY IN SPANISH]
We shouldn’t be here when it gets dark.
Set the trap at the mouth of the cave, please.
[MEN SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[WINCES]
PILOT: You need a doctor?
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
I am a doctor.
It’s impressive, don’t you think?
Vampire bats weigh almost nothing, but they can down a creature nearly ten times their size.
[FLIES BUZZING]
Wow.
What are you using as bait?
You volunteering?
Leaving.
[TRAP CLANKS]
Pay me now.
Before the sun goes down.
You throw in that bushcrafter on your belt and we have a deal.
[♪♪♪]
[GROANS SOFTLY]
[ALL CHITTERING]
[SCREECHES]
[BATS SCREECHING]
[SHOUTS IN SPANISH]
[YELLING IN SPANISH]
Come on.
[BELL TOLLING]
[STUDENTS LAUGHING, CHATTERING]
Move!
[TICKING]
[CAR HORN HONKS]
NICHOLAS: Should be able to take better care of you here.
[CAR DOOR CLOSES, CAR DRIVES AWAY]
Everyone’s here to help you.
Michael, this is Lucian. Lucian, Michael.
Michael knows more about this place than I do.
[WHISPERS] Play nice.
LUCIAN: Hello.
Hello, Milo.
My name’s Lucian.
The person who was here before was Milo.
No.
He was also the new Milo.
And before him was the other new Milo.
I don’t even remember the first Milo.
How long have you been here?
Long as I can remember.
[MACHINE BEEPS AND WHIRS]
And you’re still not cured?
There is no cure.
There’s something missing from our DNA.
Like a piece of a puzzle.
And until they find it, the only way to stay alive is an oil change three times a day.
What would you do if you could be normal?
Just for an hour?
I don’t think about it.
Hey, look at the freaks! Look at them!
[STUDENTS CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
Best not to be outside when school gets out.
Like the original Spartans, we are the few against the many.
[BEEPING]
Milo?
Milo?
[ALERT BUZZING]
Nurse?
[♪♪♪]
[WHISPERS] Okay…
[BEEPS AND WHIRS]
Lucian.
Lucian!
With one of these?
It took a team of scientists to build that machine and you fixed it with a ballpoint pen?
There’s a school for gifted children in New York.
I think that I could get them to agree to cover your tuition and provide private care to help manage your condition.
Somewhere you could study, learn, hone your skills.
You have a gift, Michael.
I don’t think I could forgive myself if I saw it go to waste.
MICHAEL: “Dear Milo, this isn’t goodbye. I’m gonna find a cure for us, so we can be cranky old men someday. Your friend, Michael.
P.S. You shouldn’t have unfolded this. Now you’ll never get it back together. See you this summer.”
No.
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
“Dear Milo…”
[ALL LAUGH]
Please, can I have my letter back?
What?
Please, can I have my letter?
Okay. Here.
[LAUGHS]
Please. Ah!
[SHOUTS] Please!
[BOYS LAUGHING]
Please!
[YELLS]
Stop.
[GROANING]
[BOYS GRUNTING]
[NICHOLAS YELLS IN SPANISH]
Go away!
[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]
Let me have a look. Let me have a look.
[SCREAMS]
He tried to steal my letter!
Milo, Milo, stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
[CRYING]
What about Milo?
I’ll look after Milo.
He needs me.
NICHOLAS: Michael Morbius completed his doctorate by 19 and quickly established himself as the world’s leading authority on blood-borne diseases.
His development of artificial blood has saved more lives than penicillin.
Michael Morbius, please step forward to acknowledge the receipt of your prize from His Majesty, the King of Sweden.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
[TRUMPETERS PLAY FANFARE]
ANNA: I can’t believe you dissed the king of Sweden.
The king and the queen, their loyal subjects, all of Scandinavia and the entire scientific community.
Yeah, but who does that?
Well, Anna, we both know I have issues.
But, hey, I kept the program.
[TONE SOUNDS, THEN WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
[KNOCKS] There you are.
Hey, Dr. Bancroft.
Hey, Anna.
We going to play?
Oh, I don’t think so.
See, now that Dr. Morbius is back, maybe you should try losing for a while, see how that feels.
MICHAEL: Not gonna happen.
Michael.
Uh, yes?
You got a minute?
Of course.
New one. For your collection.
[WHISPERS] Dr. Morbius is in trouble.
I’m in trouble.
MARTINE: “I can’t accept a prize for the by-product of a failed experiment.”
Lab 1.
Front page, “American Scientist Rejects Nobel Prize.”
You know that people actually like writing checks to Nobel laureates?
Makes them feel better about their investment.
It would help if you stuck around long enough to cash them.
[GROANS]
You’re pushing yourself too hard.
[SIGHS]
Does our generous benefactor, Milo, know what you’re actually doing here?
What am I actually doing here?
Remixing human DNA with bat DNA.
I have no idea what you’re…
Talking about?
Is anything ringing a bell?
No bells ringing. Uh…
Okay. Maybe this will jog your memory.
MICHAEL: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.
[BATS SCREECHING]
That is a…
It’s a fish tank.
Hmm.
Like, for… flying mammals.
Oh, I see.
Some friends I brought back from Costa Rica.
So when were you gonna tell me?
More importantly, how did you get my pass code?
It’s the first six digits of pi backwards.
It’s your password for everything.
You should change that.
You could lose your license for this.
I’m not gonna need it much longer, doctor.
You, on the other hand, will.
You know, there’s something called “plausible deniability.”
You should be thanking me.
These are the only mammals on Earth that have evolved to feed exclusively on blood.
So in order to drink it, these bats produce saliva that contains unique anticoagulants.
So your theory is, if you can successfully splice vampire genes into your DNA, it would allow your body to produce those same anticoagulants.
MICHAEL: Yes.
It would be a cure.
At what cost?
The fusion of different species is a legacy we already carry in our bodies.
Viruses insinuating their nucleic acid onto our own over hundreds of thousands of years.
That’s evolution. This is different.
I don’t think it is.
We have to push the boundaries, take the risks.
Without that, there is no science.
No medicine.
No breakthroughs at all.
[MACHINE BEEPING]
[CHIMES, THEN BEEPING SOFTLY]
Okay.
[RECORDER BEEPS]
Test subject for cell combination 117.
[MOUSE SQUEAKING]
[BEEPS]
Come on, come on, come on.
[SQUEALING]
[RECORDER BEEPS]
[SIGHS] Test subject 117 has resulted in…
failure.
[RECORDER BEEPS]
I don’t wanna see you get hurt.
I should’ve died years ago, Martine.
Why am I still alive if not to fix this?
To save my best friend, Milo.
And everyone else like us.
Not like this.
Dr. Morbius, it’s Anna.
[♪♪♪]
[MONITORS BEEPING RAPIDLY]
[PANTING]
Her temperature’s spiking, and her kidneys are shutting down.
We have to induce a coma before she has a stroke.
A hundred milligrams of propofol.
NURSE: Sure.
MARTINE: Now.
Come on.
MICHAEL: It’s okay.
It’s okay. We got you.
There you go.
There you go.
Thank you, nurse.
We’re gonna let you sleep a bit.
Take a nice long nap.
[MONITOR BEEPING STEADILY]
[SQUEAKING]
Michael.
What?
It worked.
[♪♪♪]
[CLOCK CHIMES]
Dr. Michael Morbius.
[IN NORWEGIAN] Some crippled guy’s here to see the Boss.
MILO: Michael! Get over here!
[IN NORWEGIAN] As long as I am a cripple you’ll be fine.
♪ Stop dreaming Of the quiet life… ♪
You’re late. I was trying out this new thing called “working.”
Oh, yeah. I don’t believe I’m familiar with the word.
I don’t believe you are.
So, what’s up with the goon squad?
Oh, I won a hand of cards against some Russian gentlemen.
Apparently they found his luck improbable.
There you are.
More like impossible.
So, doctor, how is our favorite patient?
Still determined to make his short life even shorter?
Yes, I am. Anyway, you’re one to talk.
You look terrible. Look at the state of you.
Says the man wearing… What is that, a quilt?
Oh, sorry. I didn’t get the memo to dress for a funeral.
[LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES]
Right. I will see you later.
And you… my door is always open.
We miss you at Horizon.
We could use your mind.
I’ll leave you two to your fun.
Bye, Nicholas.
I have some good news.
Let’s go for a walk.
How’s Martine doing these days?
Dr. Bancroft? She is, uh, overqualified, outperforming, brilliant as usual.
And a royal pain in my ass.
But she’s keeping me honest for the most part. Why do you ask?
Eh, no reason. Just haven’t seen you in forever.
I wondered if she had something to do with it.
Aw, I miss you too.
But, yes, she has been working with me to save our lives.
I could ask her to stop if you like, put us out of our misery.
Just don’t do something stupid and go and fall in love because, believe you me, there is absolutely no cure for that.
Says the guy who knows absolutely nothing about the subject.
Not true.
I read about it in books all the time.
Books, really? Wow.
Yeah.
Or romantic comedies. The point is…
The point is, love is not on the cards for us, my friend.
Listen, if you start quoting The Notebook to me, I am going to stop and hobble very slowly in the opposite direction.
[LAUGHS]
Throw it!
MICHAEL: I’m close, Milo.
I can feel it.
A cure.
It’s finally possible.
Seriously?
Highly experimental.
Ethically questionable.
Very, very, very expensive.
I knew that was coming.
And not exactly legal.
Oh, and it has to be done in international waters.
[LAUGHS]
You were always expensive.
Is it dangerous? Should I be worried?
You want me to lie to you?
That would be nice, yes.
It’s a walk in the park on a sunny day.
Oh, yeah, that bad, eh?
Listen.
We don’t have much time left.
This could be our last chance.
So, what do you say?
We go out with a fight?
[SIGHS]
Yeah.
You with me?
Till the day you die, brother.
Till the day you die. You’ll have everything you need.
We’re the original Spartans, mate.
The few against the many.
Yeah.
[♪♪♪]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO]
You know, I’m sure you’re cheating.
No. No, you’re not.
What you got?
MICHAEL: Putting another one in the oven.
Wish me luck.
[CHIMING]
The moment of truth.
[CHIMES AND BEEPS]
Success, Martine. We did it.
It’s holding together.
[RECORDER BEEPS]
Test 243.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
Human trials.
[RECORDER BEEPS]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
I’m glad it’s you.
Had a lot of other suitors, didn’t you?
Yeah.
You know, the whole near-death thing is very, very chic.
I read it in Cosmo.
[LAUGHS]
Do they still make Cosmo? I don’t know.
I know it’s just what you always wanted.
Could be a collector’s item one day, you never know.
This better not be my last one.
I know this is painful, but you got it.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
That’s it. Bingo.
Right there.
[SHUSHES]
[GROANS]
Almost there, almost there.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[SHUSHES]
It’s all right. Come on. Come on.
There you go.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
You can buckle me up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You all right? Great.
[♪♪♪]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
I call.
Bringing out the big guns.
Let’s go again.
I’ll be back. I’m gonna check on the doctor.
All right.
[MONITOR BEEPING]
[DOOR CLANGS OPEN]
You shouldn’t be down here.
I can be wherever I want, nurse.
It’s “doctor,” actually.
[SNICKERS]
I’m afraid you’re gonna have to leave.
Doctor. Sure, I can see it.
But, uh, you’re still the help, just like me.
Wow.
You can tell all that by just looking at me, huh?
Here I thought you were just another jacked-up dumb shit.
[LAUGHS]
Get out.
[ALERT BLARING]
Michael?
[GUN COCKS]
[METAL CLANKS]
Michael?
Where is he?
[METAL CLANKS]
Don’t move.
[ROARS]
What the hell?
Everybody down to the lab now.
[WALKIE BEEPS]
Roger that.
[GRUNTS]
Don’t shoot!
[ALARM BLARING]
Michael!
[FOX GROANING]
Stop!
[GROWLS]
Michael.
[GROWLS]
It’s just me.
[ALARM BLARING]
It’s just me.
[POUNDS ON GLASS]
Michael, please.
Michael, stop!
Stop! Please!
You’re hurting yourself! Stop!
Hey! Step back! Move!
Stop. Put that gun down…
Move!
[GROWLING]
[GROANS]
[SCREAMS]
[YELLS]
Shit. Close it! Close it!
What the hell is that thing?
[♪♪♪]
[ROARS]
Fall back! Fall back!
Shit.
MAN 1: Let’s move.
MAN 2: Go, go, go!
[GROANS]
Johnny!
[GRUNTING]
[SCREAMS]
[MORBIUS GROWLS]
Get out of here!
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Sweeping Level 3.
Jason, come in.
Jason. Jason?
[SCREAMS]
Oh, shit.
Son of a bitch!
[GROANS]
Shit! Oh!
Oh, shit!
[HIGH-PITCHED SCRAPING]
[GROANS]
[GAGGING]
[MORBIUS GROWLS]
[PANTING]
[SCREAMS]
[ROARS]
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Martine.
Martine.
[HEART BEATING STEADILY]
[WHISPERS] Oh, my God.
[VOMITS]
[GROANS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[FEEDBACK OVER RADIO]
Mayday, mayday, mayday.
This is the LCV Murnau.
Call letters 3-X5Y.
We are 13 nautical miles off the coast of Long Island.
Request immediate airlift.
Repeat, this is the LCV Murnau.
Mayday, mayday, mayday.
[♪♪♪]
It’s up here to the right.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
FBI Agent Stroud. Can we have the room, please?
RODRIGUEZ: You heard the man. Can we please have the room?
If you could start exiting, that’d be fantastic.
Well, we haven’t had anything this good since that thing in San Francisco.
Uh, eight bodies, running IDs right now, but apparently they all shop at the same mercenary supply store.
Uh, one survivor, a Dr. Martine Bancroft.
Can we talk to her?
If she wakes up.
Uh, she fell down and hit her head, apparently.
Anything else?
Someone made a mayday call.
Not Dr. Bancroft.
Nope.
It was a male, didn’t identify himself, then wiped all the surveillance footage.
SIMON: He grew a conscience and jumped overboard?
It happens. Oh, and get this.
All the bodies that you’re looking at are nearly drained of their blood.
So, what hunts at night and drinks human blood?
You’re gonna love this.
REPORTER: Early this morning an unmanned cargo ship was discovered near the eastern tip of Long Island with multiple bodies on board.
Authorities are not making any comment at this time.
But there are reports of one survivor, and we have learned from a high-ranking Coast Guard official that the vessel was flying a Panamanian flag when it drifted in from international…
What’s happened?
Some kind of accident.
How’s your pain today? On a one to ten?
Eleven.
[TONE SOUNDS, THEN MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
[MONITOR BEEPING STEADILY AND VENTILATOR HISSING]
[TONE SOUNDS, THEN MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
[WHISPERS] I’m sorry.
You’re going to be okay.
[♪♪♪]
Lab 1.
Privacy screens.
[SHOE SQUEAKS]
[SIGHS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Come on. Come on.
[GRUNTING]
[GULPING]
[HISSES]
[BEEPS]
[RECORDER BEEPS]
As a result of my procedure, I have an overpowering urge to consume… blood.
Human blood.
In certain respects, I have succeeded far beyond anything I could have imagined.
For the first time in my entire life, I feel… good.
Yesterday, I could barely walk.
Today, I don’t know what I’m capable of.
For a period of time after ingestion, my numbers are off the charts.
I have the constitution of an Olympic athlete.
Increased strength and speed that can only be described as… superhuman.
And all of this… on artificial blood.
[♪♪♪]
I’ve become something different.
I feel a kinship with these creatures.
They would tear anyone else apart, but they welcome me.
Like a brother.
[BATS SCREECHING]
I’ve even developed a form of echolocation.
Bat radar, for the uninitiated.
The question is:
How do I control it?
Isolate it?
Breathe.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
And let it go.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[BALL BOUNCING ECHOES]
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
But, unfortunately, this condition is temporary.
[WATCH BEEPING]
I’ve been timing myself.
Artificial blood keeps me stable for six hours.
But that window… is growing shorter.
Artificial blood won’t work forever.
One question remains: What if…?
What if artificial blood becomes ineffective?
What happens if I go without?
No blue…
No red…
Nothing.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
Eventually, my vitals drop precipitously and my illness returns with a vengeance.
Soon, I’ll face a choice.
[GRUNTS]
Drink the red… or die.
But what happened on that ship… can’t ever happen again.
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS, THEN DOORS OPEN]
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS, THEN DOORS CLOSE]
Michael.
It’s me.
You in here?
Where are you?
[MICHAEL GROANING SOFTLY]
Michael?
Michael? What are you doing?
Michael, it’s Milo. What are you doing?
Do you need help?
What?
“Blood.”
You want the blood in the freezer? Wait.
[GROANS]
MILO: I’m coming, I’m coming.
I’m coming.
Michael, hang on.
Here. Here.
[GROWLS]
[GROANS]
Michael…
[GROWLS]
You’re… You’re strong.
[GROANS]
Michael.
You did it.
You did it. You found a cure to live.
Michael.
[WATCH BEEPS]
What? What is it?
I’ve made a terrible mistake, Milo.
We all make mistakes. Don’t worry about it.
You’ve never made one like this before.
Michael, enough.
Just give it to me. I need it.
I can’t live like this any longer. Please.
I can’t.
What do you mean, you can’t?
I can’t.
I need this. I… I’ve done things, Milo. I killed people.
W-we… We can make that go away.
The ones on the boat, they’re thugs, guns for hire.
I can make that go away.
You don’t understand.
I do understand. Please. Have I ever denied you anything?
Said no? Have I always given you…?
I can’t control it!
What, so… So you get to live and I get to die? Is that it?
It’s a curse.
Believe me, brother. It is.
Now, please, I need you to go.
It’s not safe here.
No.
No, don’t make me go. Please, Michael, don’t…
I said, get out!
I said, get out!
Milo.
[DOOR CLOSES]
She’s right here.
Dr. Bancroft? Agents Stroud and Rodriguez.
How you feeling, doctor?
Like I’m in a hospital, eating really crappy Jell-O.
This shouldn’t take long.
You were out on a container ship that washed up off of Long Island.
Doctor, there were eight dead bodies inside.
We also noticed that their blood was… What do you call it?
Exsanguinated. I looked it up.
So, um, sorry for the graphic nature of some of these photos.
But, um, you’re a doctor, so you know what people look like on the inside.
These puncture wounds right there, those look like fang marks to you?
Well, you were out there conducting a major experiment.
We’re just hoping you could shed some light.
Yeah, that… Not exactly sanitary, isn’t it?
I’m having a little bit of a hard time remembering what happened that night.
Sure. Let’s go.
You also work at the Horizon Lab, right?
With Dr. Michael Morbius.
Yes.
Appreciate your time, doctor.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[TICKING]
[SNIFFLES]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
Hello?
Who’s there?
[NURSE GASPS]
Hello?
[♪♪♪]
[WHIMPERING]
[SOBBING]
[PANTING]
[GASPS]
[SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[WATCH BEEPING]
[SNIFFLES]
[TONE SOUNDS, THEN WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
[HEART BEATING]
MAN 1 [ECHOING]: Get away from her. Just step back.
MAN 2: Has she been there all night?
MAN 3: Looks like all the blood was drained from her body.
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
Any contusions?
Not that I can see.
Back to our rooms, okay?
[♪♪♪]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
[BEEPS]
Dr. Morbius?
Agent Stroud.
Agent Rodriguez. Can we have a minute?
Of course. How can I help you?
SIMON: First, I wanna say thank you.
Your artificial blood actually saved my arm in Afghanistan, sir.
I’m glad I could be of service.
I mean, I must admit, doc, you don’t look
anything like you do on the news.
Yeah, you look downright robust.
I have good days and bad.
Pilates helps.
How are you on boats?
As you can see…
don’t have very good sea legs.
Why do you ask?
‘Cause you’ve been looking for a cure for your condition your whole life, right?
You’ve pretty much tried everything.
Crazy experiments, maybe on a boat?
“Crazy” isn’t a term that I would use… detective.
Unorthodox, maybe.
But I’d do just about anything to save a life.
I’m sure you can understand that.
Anything else I can help you two with?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER POLICE RADIO]
DISPATCHER [ECHOES OVER RADIO]: All units, the 120 block, Horizon Labs, female body drained of blood, initiate lock down.
that. Doc, got a couple more questions for you.
RODRIGUEZ: Yeah, you’re coming with us.
[GRUNTING]
Hey, freeze!
SIMON: Stop him!
Hey!
[GUN COCKS]
Hold fire!
Get backup and meet me up top.
[♪♪♪]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
[GUN COCKS]
Enough.
[SIRENS WAILING]
MICHAEL: It’s worse than I first thought.
At this rate, artificial blood will stop working in a matter of days.
8:13 p.m.
Down from six hours to four hours, 22 minutes.
I got a problem.
[SHACKLES RATTLE]
[LATCH CLICKS, DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
Holy water?
Really?
What?
I’m not taking any chances.
It’s triple blessed.
[BUZZER SOUNDS IN DISTANCE]
We found this little guy on the container ship… with those bodies.
That’s a little hobby of yours, right?
RODRIGUEZ: You know, eight dead mercs on a boat really doesn’t ruffle our feathers.
I’m pretty sure they were guilty of something and happy to have them off the water.
But Nurse Sutton, single mother with twin girls, that’s… something else.
Yes, I know.
Her name was Kristen. We worked together every single day for seven years.
She was a good person.
So why’d you do it?
I can’t answer that.
[SIGHS]
What did you do to yourself, doctor?
Make us understand.
I wish I knew.
[GASPING]
Okay.
Great stuff. Um, Really informative.
Thank you. Uh…
I dropped a bag.
There’s something inside that I need.
Bag of artificial blood.
Yeah.
Yeah. It’s in evidence, I’m sorry.
[TABLE RATTLING]
[GROWLING]
I’m sorry.
I’m starting to get hungry.
And you don’t wanna see me when I’m hungry.
[GROWLING]
SIMON: We’re done here. Let’s go.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR] Guard!
Your lawyer’s here.
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT, THEN LOCK CLICKS]
You look terrible.
Lawyer, huh?
I don’t remember you ever finishing law school.
‘Cause I didn’t.
Sit down. Sit down.
I mean, if one of us was going to end up in bright orange trainers, I would never have guessed it would be you.
They’re charging me with murder.
I don’t know. I don’t know.
I…
Maybe I blacked out? Uh…
[INHALES SHARPLY]
Hey.
Now listen to me.
[QUIETLY] I don’t believe it.
You’re not capable of that.
I know that all you’ve ever tried to do is help people.
You don’t belong here.
This place is for terrorists and drugs lords and God knows who.
Michael, we need to get you out of here.
In whatever way possible.
Maybe this is where I belong.
If I’m in here, then nobody else dies.
Listen to me.
You are not capable of killing that woman.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
Hey, Your Highness, time’s up.
Michael, here’s something to keep you going.
Guard.
[LOCK CLICKS]
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
[PRISONERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
Never too early.
[♪♪♪]
[BUZZER SOUNDS IN DISTANCE]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[GATE RATTLING OPEN]
Milo.
Milo!
[GRUNTS AND GROWLS]
[SLURPING]
[ROARS]
[CONCRETE CRUMBLING]
[ALARM BLARING]
OFFICER: Let’s move!
Come on, this way!
[ROARS]
[GROANS]
Let’s go. Let’s go.
Open the door.
Now! Go!
He’s getting away!
[GRUNTING]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[HORNS HONKING]
Daily Bugle, please, sir.
There you go, buddy.
Here you are, my friend.
[SNIFFS]
Always figured that guy for a freak.
How’s that? You’ve never met him.
I mean, look at him. What else you need to know?
MILO: You know, you shouldn’t judge someone by how they look.
Didn’t your mother teach you any manners?
Take me, for example.
I may look harmless enough.
Do you think I’m joking?
[ROARS]
[VENDOR SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTING]
Milo!
Got me.
You see? I knew you could do it.
You took the serum even after I warned you.
What am I gonna do, lay down and die?
Thank you for the death wish.
I tried to protect you!
Protect me? Protect me from what?
Becoming a monster like me.
I don’t think you’re a monster. Okay?
I killed the nurse.
I killed the nurse.
I know. But you know what it’s like your first time.
You have no idea what you’re doing. You have no control.
No.
Milo, you have to stop.
You have to stop. You have to stop denying who you are.
It’s boring. We can go anywhere, we can do anything. Let’s go.
Let’s have some fun.
This isn’t you.
I know you. Where’s the brother that I used to have?
How can you say that to me?
Look what you’ve become.
Everything I am, I am because of you.
I looked up to you my whole life.
I will never leave you, and I will not go back.
You cannot make me go back. I won’t let you make me go back!
[GROANS]
[PEOPLE CLAMORING, SCREAMING]
[ROARS]
Move, bitch, move!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[GASPS]
Goodness.
Whoo!
We’ve evolved!
You’re a scientist, Michael.
Surely, surely you understand that.
That’s not what this is. This is a mistake.
But I can fix it. I’ll figure out how to reverse it.
Artificial blood will keep us stable until I do.
Yeah, I’m fine just the way I am, thank you very much.
OFFICER: Hey! Hands up!
Up against the wall. Now.
MILO: Officer.
Come on.
MILO: Anything you say.
You. Don’t move.
Okey-do key.
We have the suspects.
Like we used to say… live a little.
[GROANS]
Hey!
Freeze!
[OFFICERS GROAN]
All our lives, we’ve lived with death hanging over us.
Why?
Why shouldn’t they know what it feels like for a change, Michael?
[ECHOES] Michael!
[SINGSONG, ECHOES] Michael.
[♪♪♪]
I’m not gonna fight you, Milo.
[TRAIN HORN BLOWS]
[FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]
[TRAIN RATTLING AND TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
[BRAKES SQUEALING]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[♪♪♪]
[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
SIMON: Now he’s laying out officers in my city, huh?
It’s unforgiveable.
Just keep your eyes on Dr. Bancroft.
Yeah.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH SPEAK IN SPANISH]
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[EMPLOYEE SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Woman in the jeans, where’d she go?
Yeah, right.
[♪♪♪]
Great.
Hey, stranger.
Michael?
You shouldn’t be here.
I didn’t kill Nurse Sutton or the police.
Or any of those people.
I know.
Milo, he…
He took the serum.
He’s out there.
And I have to stop him.
But I need your help.
Coffee?
No, thanks. I quit caffeine.
It’s decaf.
[GASPS AND SIGHS]
[BLOWS]
Not that kind of vampire.
Just checking.
I shouldn’t have dragged you out there. I’m sorry.
You didn’t.
I wanted to be there.
Well, then apology rescinded.
I guess we’re both a little crazy.
How do you feel?
Incredible.
I mean, I went from dying my entire life to feeling more alive than ever.
Thankfully, artificial blood keeps me stable.
I just have to drink it more often.
How often?
Uh…
Every four hours, 22 minutes. Down from six.
It’s losing its effectiveness.
The issue is, when it stops working… I’ll become like Milo.
You won’t.
[DOOR BELL DINGS]
Hi. Over there.
Sorry, this one’s no good.
Check it again. And keep one for yourself.
No, I don’t wanna do it.
There’s plenty more where those came from.
Come on, man, we gotta get back to the lab.
[HEART BEATING]
Michael?
Okay, I know that look.
You’re up to something. What is it?
I’ll need a couple of things from the lab.
Can you do that for me?
Yes, I can.
But you didn’t answer my question. What is it?
You’re right. I’m up to something.
[♪♪♪]
You got the blood?
Got it.
[SIREN WAILING]
[DOG BARKING]
[VIALS CLINKING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
[HORNS HONKING]
[SIREN CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
MAN 1: The ink on this new batch is pretty legit.
It’s a good thing we switched the chemicals.
MAN 2: Yo, finish up.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
[JINGLING]
[LAUGHS]
[VOICES CHATTERING ON TV]
It’s a nice place that you got here.
Oh, I love this movie. Is this the part where the mysterious guy with the hoodie comes in and kicks everybody’s asses? I love that part.
Who the hell are you?
It doesn’t matter, but I am gonna need your laboratory.
[MAN LAUGHS]
MICHAEL: You can keep the money, all your little toys.
Just leave the science-y stuff and that bag of spicy Cheetos.
He wants my lab?
Yeah.
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
You trying to be funny?
No, no, no. Absolutely not. That’s their job.
I mean, look at their matching necklaces.
Time to go.
[GROANING]
[BONES CRACKING]
Did you know that there are 27 bones in the human hand?
[YELPS]
Allow me to introduce the phalanges.
[SCREAMS]
The metacarpals.
Shit. Let’s get the fuck out of here!
And the pretty, little stinky pinkie.
[SCREAMS]
[PANTING]
Who the hell are you, man?
Me?
[IN DEEP VOICE] I am Venom.
[HISSES]
[GASPS]
[IN REGULAR VOICE] You can go now.
Six to eight weeks, a little ibuprofen.
Should heal up just fine.
[♪♪♪]
[OFF THE MEDS’ “EXSE” PLAYING]
[ROARS]
[GROWLS]
[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING AND PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Yo. Can I get a tequila, please?
Don Julio 1942.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Do I know you?
Me?
Yeah.
No, I don’t think so.
We’ve met.
I’m sure of it.
No, I’d remember.
You’re too pretty.
You know what they say, “Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget.”
That’s good.
Sir, two tequilas, please.
Hey, yo.
Her drinks are spoken for, bro.
Salute.
[CHUCKLES]
You know, uh, ahem, I’m gonna do you a favor and let you walk out of here, all right?
That’s very kind of you.
Here was I thinking you were a complete asshole.
Sir, can I get my friend here…
Relax.
…and his friends a round of whiskeys?
JEAN: Hey!
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[MILO GROWLS]
MAN: I’ll get you another drink.
[SIGHS]
Hey.
Another time.
Jerk.
You see the size of that guy? I’m not paying for those drinks.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION, THEN ALL LAUGHING]
[ROARS]
[♪♪♪]
MILO: Martine.
Milo.
Sorry. I let myself in.
I hope I didn’t startle you.
It’s okay.
If I’d known our biggest funder was coming, I would have planned a nice dinner for us.
Actually, I’ve already eaten.
Whatever it is, it’s doing wonders for your health.
[CHUCKLES]
I feel great.
What can I do for you?
Well, it’s Michael.
I’m worried about him.
He’s alone out there.
And I think he needs me.
If I can get to him before the police do, I can help him.
You wouldn’t happen to know where he is, would you?
You two have always been so close.
I’m sorry.
I don’t.
Hmm.
[HEART BEATING RAPIDLY]
Just to be sure, I’m going to ask you one more time.
You don’t happen to know where he is, do you, Martine?
I wouldn’t lie to you, Milo.
I don’t.
Now, if you don’t mind, I have work to do.
Okay.
Well, if you see him, if you hear from him, tell him: “We are the few against the many.”
We’ll have to do that dinner another time, Martine.
[TAKING SHUDDERING BREATHS]
[♪♪♪]
Police!
Clear!
Clear!
[CLICKING TONGUE]
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Cat’s gone. And she’s probably gone along with it.
[CAT MEOWS]
It’s time to eat, you little monster.
Oh!
[WINCES AND SIGHS]
Shit.
[GROWLS SOFTLY]
Michael?
Hey.
[SLAMS FLOOR] Michael.
I’m sorry.
[SIGHS]
You may wanna close that up.
Yep.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[MICHAEL SIGHS]
How does it feel… when you’re on red?
Something wakes up inside of me, something… primal. And it just, uh… And it wants to hunt. And wants to kill.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I’m sorry.
[CAT MEOWS]
[COUGHS]
[MEOWS]
[♪♪♪]
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
Hi.
Good as new.
Nice work, doctor.
Thank you, doctor.
You know, for the record, I… I wasn’t gonna go full Dracula on you downstairs.
For the record… I find him to be quite the romantic.
Come here.
Just close your eyes.
Okay.
Move closer.
[♪♪♪]
[TRAIN RATTLING]
Did you know the average male body has 12 pints of blood?
I mean, how much do you think the doctor can drink?
I don’t know.
When’s the last time you had 36 beers?
When’s the last time you had any beers?
CCTV.
I’ll go grab the footage.
I don’t want you to have to move or anything.
All right, check this out.
Wait, wait, wait.
Zoom in. And hold right there.
That’s not the doctor.
RODRIGUEZ: It’s what these bloodsuckers do. They multiply.
Breaking news on the Lower East Side where three people have been killed.
Authorities have confirmed the discovery of three new bodies outside a bar popular with Wall Street traders.
And like the victims before them, they were completely drained of their blood, earning the killer the moniker “Vampire Murderer.”
The prime suspect, renowned scientist Dr. Michael Morbius, remains at large.
What have you got yourself into?
However, another source inside the department has told us that CCTV footage of the murders suggests the killer could be a copycat.
Residents are being urged to stay home after sundown until the killer, or killers, are brought to justice.
NICHOLAS: Milo?
[PILLS RATTLE]
You’ve discovered my secret.
I mean, look at me.
I am reborn.
I am the resurrection.
My God, what have you done to yourself?
What?
Do you disapprove?
What’s the matter, Nicholas? Is Daddy cross?
All right. Settle down.
Let’s go and have a drink together.
Come celebrate with me, please.
No.
Just one drink.
Milo, you’re scaring me. Please. Just…
Just… Just calm down.
[SIGHING]
What’s the matter?
I can’t… I can’t sleep.
I can help you with that.
I’ve been more than a friend to you all this time, Milo.
And I’m going to stay here with you.
But there will be no more violence, understand?
That doesn’t do it for me.
I should have known. You always take his side.
Tell me your side, then, Milo.
Michael doesn’t accept what he is, Nicholas.
I’m gonna make him accept it.
By ruining his good name?
See? There! There you are!
Perfect Michael, selfless Michael, Michael the favorite!
Don’t be childish, Milo!
If anyone has a claim to being my favorite, it’s you.
I’ve devoted my life to you.
Liar.
You pitied me before.
You did. You pitied me before. You’re repulsed by me now.
I am repulsed… by what you’ve done, by what you’ve become.
Whatever this thing is… you’re not up to it.
There’s no shame in what we are.
“We are the few…”
“Against the many.”
[GROWLS]
Tell Michael, you tell him I’m going to kill as many as I want.
[GROWLING]
[ROARS]
MARTINE: “He’s only destroyed by a stake through the heart, made from the wood of the Holy Cross.”
You don’t believe this.
MICHAEL: No. But after the week that I’ve had, anything is possible.
What is that?
This is an antibody.
It inhibits ferritin, induces a massive iron overload, instant hemochromatosis.
Deadly to bats, fatal to humans.
Okay.
Who’s the second one for?
My window’s closing. We both know that.
By tomorrow I’ll be forced to consume human blood.
I can’t do that. I won’t do that.
So this is your solution, huh?
Injecting yourself with poison?
I brought this into the world.
It’s up to me to take it out.
I need you to go now. It’s not safe here. Okay?
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
[PHONE BEEPS ON]
Nicholas, you okay?
[WEAKLY] Michael, I need help.
[GASPS, COUGHS]
I went to see Milo.
Nicholas?
Nicholas!
[GROWLS]
[♪♪♪]
Nicholas.
Nicholas?
Michael.
Come on, we have to get you to a hospital.
[WEAKLY] You have to stop him.
[BREATHING RAPIDLY]
MILO: Michael.
Michael.
Call out for him.
I want him to hear you.
No.
Yeah.
I won’t ask you again.
Say, “Michael.”
MARTINE: Michael.
MILO: Good girl.
Michael.
MARTINE: Michael.
MILO: Yeah.
MARTINE: Michael.
[MILO CHUCKLES]
MARTINE: Milo.
You’re hurting me.
[SHUSHES]
It’s okay.
[MARTINE SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[HEART BEATING]
[SIREN WAILING DISTANTLY]
MICHAEL: Martine?
Let me take a look. Martine.
[WHIMPERS]
Let me look.
It’s bad.
Michael.
Make it mean something.
I can help you.
I’m sorry.
[SHUDDERING]
[GROWLING]
[♪♪♪]
[YELLS]
[MILO CLAPPING]
Drank the red.
Good for you.
[GROWLING]
It’s just you and me, Michael!
Nothing, no one, to hold us back.
[ROARS]
I’m all you have left.
That’s the spirit. Yeah.
[MILO LAUGHS]
[BOTH GRUNTING, GROWLING]
[GROANS]
[GRUNTING]
Bye.
[♪♪♪]
[MILO LAUGHS]
[GROANS]
[EXCLAIMS, THEN LAUGHING]
Come on, Michael!
Come on!
You can do better than this!
It’s not a curse.
It’s a gift.
You started this, you created this, you created us!
[ROARS]
[♪♪♪]
[BUBBLING]
[BATS SCREECHING]
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTING]
[YELLING]
[GROANS]
Michael.
You can’t kill me.
I mean, it’s me.
[WHISPERS] You can’t kill me.
[WHIMPERS]
You gave me my name.
Remember?
I remember everything.
[SOFTLY] I’m sorry.
[♪♪♪]
Lucian.
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER POLICE RADIO]
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
OFFICER 1: Stay back, people.
OFFICER 2: Get back! Back!
[♪♪♪]
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
[ENERGY CRACKLING]
[♪♪♪]
Hope the food’s better in this joint.
REPORTER [ON TV]: The bizarre story developing at the Manhattan Detention Center when a man identifying himself as Adrian Toomes simply appeared in an otherwise empty cell.
A hearing has been set that could likely lead to his immediate release.
[OFFICER YELLS INDISTINCTLY]
[♪♪♪]
[GRASS RUSTLING]
[♪♪♪]
[WIND WHISTLING]
Thanks for meeting me, doc.
I’ve been reading about you.
I’m listening.
I’m not sure how I got here.
Has to do with Spider-Man, I think.
I’m still figuring this place out, but I think a bunch of guys like us should team up.
Could do some good.
Intriguing.
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]Copy
[WIND WHISTLING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING IN DISTANCE]
[WATER DRIPS ECHOING]
[BATS SKITTERING]
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
[MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY IN SPANISH]
We shouldn’t be here when it gets dark.
Set the trap at the mouth of the cave, please.
[MEN SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[WINCES]
PILOT: You need a doctor?
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
I am a doctor.
It’s impressive, don’t you think?
Vampire bats weigh almost nothing, but they can down a creature nearly ten times their size.
[FLIES BUZZING]
Wow.
What are you using as bait?
You volunteering?
Leaving.
[TRAP CLANKS]
Pay me now.
Before the sun goes down.
You throw in that bushcrafter on your belt and we have a deal.
[♪♪♪]
[GROANS SOFTLY]
[ALL CHITTERING]
[SCREECHES]
[BATS SCREECHING]
[SHOUTS IN SPANISH]
[YELLING IN SPANISH]
Come on.
[BELL TOLLING]
[STUDENTS LAUGHING, CHATTERING]
Move!
[TICKING]
[CAR HORN HONKS]
NICHOLAS: Should be able to take better care of you here.
[CAR DOOR CLOSES, CAR DRIVES AWAY]
Everyone’s here to help you.
Michael, this is Lucian. Lucian, Michael.
Michael knows more about this place than I do.
[WHISPERS] Play nice.
LUCIAN: Hello.
Hello, Milo.
My name’s Lucian.
The person who was here before was Milo.
No.
He was also the new Milo.
And before him was the other new Milo.
I don’t even remember the first Milo.
How long have you been here?
Long as I can remember.
[MACHINE BEEPS AND WHIRS]
And you’re still not cured?
There is no cure.
There’s something missing from our DNA.
Like a piece of a puzzle.
And until they find it, the only way to stay alive is an oil change three times a day.
What would you do if you could be normal?
Just for an hour?
I don’t think about it.
Hey, look at the freaks! Look at them!
[STUDENTS CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
Best not to be outside when school gets out.
Like the original Spartans, we are the few against the many.
[BEEPING]
Milo?
Milo?
[ALERT BUZZING]
Nurse?
[♪♪♪]
[WHISPERS] Okay…
[BEEPS AND WHIRS]
Lucian.
Lucian!
With one of these?
It took a team of scientists to build that machine and you fixed it with a ballpoint pen?
There’s a school for gifted children in New York.
I think that I could get them to agree to cover your tuition and provide private care to help manage your condition.
Somewhere you could study, learn, hone your skills.
You have a gift, Michael.
I don’t think I could forgive myself if I saw it go to waste.
MICHAEL: “Dear Milo, this isn’t goodbye. I’m gonna find a cure for us, so we can be cranky old men someday. Your friend, Michael.
P.S. You shouldn’t have unfolded this. Now you’ll never get it back together. See you this summer.”
No.
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]
“Dear Milo…”
[ALL LAUGH]
Please, can I have my letter back?
What?
Please, can I have my letter?
Okay. Here.
[LAUGHS]
Please. Ah!
[SHOUTS] Please!
[BOYS LAUGHING]
Please!
[YELLS]
Stop.
[GROANING]
[BOYS GRUNTING]
[NICHOLAS YELLS IN SPANISH]
Go away!
[SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE]
Let me have a look. Let me have a look.
[SCREAMS]
He tried to steal my letter!
Milo, Milo, stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
[CRYING]
What about Milo?
I’ll look after Milo.
He needs me.
NICHOLAS: Michael Morbius completed his doctorate by 19 and quickly established himself as the world’s leading authority on blood-borne diseases.
His development of artificial blood has saved more lives than penicillin.
Michael Morbius, please step forward to acknowledge the receipt of your prize from His Majesty, the King of Sweden.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
[TRUMPETERS PLAY FANFARE]
ANNA: I can’t believe you dissed the king of Sweden.
The king and the queen, their loyal subjects, all of Scandinavia and the entire scientific community.
Yeah, but who does that?
Well, Anna, we both know I have issues.
But, hey, I kept the program.
[TONE SOUNDS, THEN WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
[KNOCKS] There you are.
Hey, Dr. Bancroft.
Hey, Anna.
We going to play?
Oh, I don’t think so.
See, now that Dr. Morbius is back, maybe you should try losing for a while, see how that feels.
MICHAEL: Not gonna happen.
Michael.
Uh, yes?
You got a minute?
Of course.
New one. For your collection.
[WHISPERS] Dr. Morbius is in trouble.
I’m in trouble.
MARTINE: “I can’t accept a prize for the by-product of a failed experiment.”
Lab 1.
Front page, “American Scientist Rejects Nobel Prize.”
You know that people actually like writing checks to Nobel laureates?
Makes them feel better about their investment.
It would help if you stuck around long enough to cash them.
[GROANS]
You’re pushing yourself too hard.
[SIGHS]
Does our generous benefactor, Milo, know what you’re actually doing here?
What am I actually doing here?
Remixing human DNA with bat DNA.
I have no idea what you’re…
Talking about?
Is anything ringing a bell?
No bells ringing. Uh…
Okay. Maybe this will jog your memory.
MICHAEL: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.
[BATS SCREECHING]
That is a…
It’s a fish tank.
Hmm.
Like, for… flying mammals.
Oh, I see.
Some friends I brought back from Costa Rica.
So when were you gonna tell me?
More importantly, how did you get my pass code?
It’s the first six digits of pi backwards.
It’s your password for everything.
You should change that.
You could lose your license for this.
I’m not gonna need it much longer, doctor.
You, on the other hand, will.
You know, there’s something called “plausible deniability.”
You should be thanking me.
These are the only mammals on Earth that have evolved to feed exclusively on blood.
So in order to drink it, these bats produce saliva that contains unique anticoagulants.
So your theory is, if you can successfully splice vampire genes into your DNA, it would allow your body to produce those same anticoagulants.
MICHAEL: Yes.
It would be a cure.
At what cost?
The fusion of different species is a legacy we already carry in our bodies.
Viruses insinuating their nucleic acid onto our own over hundreds of thousands of years.
That’s evolution. This is different.
I don’t think it is.
We have to push the boundaries, take the risks.
Without that, there is no science.
No medicine.
No breakthroughs at all.
[MACHINE BEEPING]
[CHIMES, THEN BEEPING SOFTLY]
Okay.
[RECORDER BEEPS]
Test subject for cell combination 117.
[MOUSE SQUEAKING]
[BEEPS]
Come on, come on, come on.
[SQUEALING]
[RECORDER BEEPS]
[SIGHS] Test subject 117 has resulted in…
failure.
[RECORDER BEEPS]
I don’t wanna see you get hurt.
I should’ve died years ago, Martine.
Why am I still alive if not to fix this?
To save my best friend, Milo.
And everyone else like us.
Not like this.
Dr. Morbius, it’s Anna.
[♪♪♪]
[MONITORS BEEPING RAPIDLY]
[PANTING]
Her temperature’s spiking, and her kidneys are shutting down.
We have to induce a coma before she has a stroke.
A hundred milligrams of propofol.
NURSE: Sure.
MARTINE: Now.
Come on.
MICHAEL: It’s okay.
It’s okay. We got you.
There you go.
There you go.
Thank you, nurse.
We’re gonna let you sleep a bit.
Take a nice long nap.
[MONITOR BEEPING STEADILY]
[SQUEAKING]
Michael.
What?
It worked.
[♪♪♪]
[CLOCK CHIMES]
Dr. Michael Morbius.
[IN NORWEGIAN] Some crippled guy’s here to see the Boss.
MILO: Michael! Get over here!
[IN NORWEGIAN] As long as I am a cripple you’ll be fine.
♪ Stop dreaming Of the quiet life… ♪
You’re late. I was trying out this new thing called “working.”
Oh, yeah. I don’t believe I’m familiar with the word.
I don’t believe you are.
So, what’s up with the goon squad?
Oh, I won a hand of cards against some Russian gentlemen.
Apparently they found his luck improbable.
There you are.
More like impossible.
So, doctor, how is our favorite patient?
Still determined to make his short life even shorter?
Yes, I am. Anyway, you’re one to talk.
You look terrible. Look at the state of you.
Says the man wearing… What is that, a quilt?
Oh, sorry. I didn’t get the memo to dress for a funeral.
[LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES]
Right. I will see you later.
And you… my door is always open.
We miss you at Horizon.
We could use your mind.
I’ll leave you two to your fun.
Bye, Nicholas.
I have some good news.
Let’s go for a walk.
How’s Martine doing these days?
Dr. Bancroft? She is, uh, overqualified, outperforming, brilliant as usual.
And a royal pain in my ass.
But she’s keeping me honest for the most part. Why do you ask?
Eh, no reason. Just haven’t seen you in forever.
I wondered if she had something to do with it.
Aw, I miss you too.
But, yes, she has been working with me to save our lives.
I could ask her to stop if you like, put us out of our misery.
Just don’t do something stupid and go and fall in love because, believe you me, there is absolutely no cure for that.
Says the guy who knows absolutely nothing about the subject.
Not true.
I read about it in books all the time.
Books, really? Wow.
Yeah.
Or romantic comedies. The point is…
The point is, love is not on the cards for us, my friend.
Listen, if you start quoting The Notebook to me, I am going to stop and hobble very slowly in the opposite direction.
[LAUGHS]
Throw it!
MICHAEL: I’m close, Milo.
I can feel it.
A cure.
It’s finally possible.
Seriously?
Highly experimental.
Ethically questionable.
Very, very, very expensive.
I knew that was coming.
And not exactly legal.
Oh, and it has to be done in international waters.
[LAUGHS]
You were always expensive.
Is it dangerous? Should I be worried?
You want me to lie to you?
That would be nice, yes.
It’s a walk in the park on a sunny day.
Oh, yeah, that bad, eh?
Listen.
We don’t have much time left.
This could be our last chance.
So, what do you say?
We go out with a fight?
[SIGHS]
Yeah.
You with me?
Till the day you die, brother.
Till the day you die. You’ll have everything you need.
We’re the original Spartans, mate.
The few against the many.
Yeah.
[♪♪♪]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO]
You know, I’m sure you’re cheating.
No. No, you’re not.
What you got?
MICHAEL: Putting another one in the oven.
Wish me luck.
[CHIMING]
The moment of truth.
[CHIMES AND BEEPS]
Success, Martine. We did it.
It’s holding together.
[RECORDER BEEPS]
Test 243.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
Human trials.
[RECORDER BEEPS]
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
I’m glad it’s you.
Had a lot of other suitors, didn’t you?
Yeah.
You know, the whole near-death thing is very, very chic.
I read it in Cosmo.
[LAUGHS]
Do they still make Cosmo? I don’t know.
I know it’s just what you always wanted.
Could be a collector’s item one day, you never know.
This better not be my last one.
I know this is painful, but you got it.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
That’s it. Bingo.
Right there.
[SHUSHES]
[GROANS]
Almost there, almost there.
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
[SHUSHES]
It’s all right. Come on. Come on.
There you go.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
You can buckle me up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You all right? Great.
[♪♪♪]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
I call.
Bringing out the big guns.
Let’s go again.
I’ll be back. I’m gonna check on the doctor.
All right.
[MONITOR BEEPING]
[DOOR CLANGS OPEN]
You shouldn’t be down here.
I can be wherever I want, nurse.
It’s “doctor,” actually.
[SNICKERS]
I’m afraid you’re gonna have to leave.
Doctor. Sure, I can see it.
But, uh, you’re still the help, just like me.
Wow.
You can tell all that by just looking at me, huh?
Here I thought you were just another jacked-up dumb shit.
[LAUGHS]
Get out.
[ALERT BLARING]
Michael?
[GUN COCKS]
[METAL CLANKS]
Michael?
Where is he?
[METAL CLANKS]
Don’t move.
[ROARS]
What the hell?
Everybody down to the lab now.
[WALKIE BEEPS]
Roger that.
[GRUNTS]
Don’t shoot!
[ALARM BLARING]
Michael!
[FOX GROANING]
Stop!
[GROWLS]
Michael.
[GROWLS]
It’s just me.
[ALARM BLARING]
It’s just me.
[POUNDS ON GLASS]
Michael, please.
Michael, stop!
Stop! Please!
You’re hurting yourself! Stop!
Hey! Step back! Move!
Stop. Put that gun down…
Move!
[GROWLING]
[GROANS]
[SCREAMS]
[YELLS]
Shit. Close it! Close it!
What the hell is that thing?
[♪♪♪]
[ROARS]
Fall back! Fall back!
Shit.
MAN 1: Let’s move.
MAN 2: Go, go, go!
[GROANS]
Johnny!
[GRUNTING]
[SCREAMS]
[MORBIUS GROWLS]
Get out of here!
MAN [OVER RADIO]: Sweeping Level 3.
Jason, come in.
Jason. Jason?
[SCREAMS]
Oh, shit.
Son of a bitch!
[GROANS]
Shit! Oh!
Oh, shit!
[HIGH-PITCHED SCRAPING]
[GROANS]
[GAGGING]
[MORBIUS GROWLS]
[PANTING]
[SCREAMS]
[ROARS]
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Martine.
Martine.
[HEART BEATING STEADILY]
[WHISPERS] Oh, my God.
[VOMITS]
[GROANS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[FEEDBACK OVER RADIO]
Mayday, mayday, mayday.
This is the LCV Murnau.
Call letters 3-X5Y.
We are 13 nautical miles off the coast of Long Island.
Request immediate airlift.
Repeat, this is the LCV Murnau.
Mayday, mayday, mayday.
[♪♪♪]
It’s up here to the right.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
FBI Agent Stroud. Can we have the room, please?
RODRIGUEZ: You heard the man. Can we please have the room?
If you could start exiting, that’d be fantastic.
Well, we haven’t had anything this good since that thing in San Francisco.
Uh, eight bodies, running IDs right now, but apparently they all shop at the same mercenary supply store.
Uh, one survivor, a Dr. Martine Bancroft.
Can we talk to her?
If she wakes up.
Uh, she fell down and hit her head, apparently.
Anything else?
Someone made a mayday call.
Not Dr. Bancroft.
Nope.
It was a male, didn’t identify himself, then wiped all the surveillance footage.
SIMON: He grew a conscience and jumped overboard?
It happens. Oh, and get this.
All the bodies that you’re looking at are nearly drained of their blood.
So, what hunts at night and drinks human blood?
You’re gonna love this.
REPORTER: Early this morning an unmanned cargo ship was discovered near the eastern tip of Long Island with multiple bodies on board.
Authorities are not making any comment at this time.
But there are reports of one survivor, and we have learned from a high-ranking Coast Guard official that the vessel was flying a Panamanian flag when it drifted in from international…
What’s happened?
Some kind of accident.
How’s your pain today? On a one to ten?
Eleven.
[TONE SOUNDS, THEN MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
[MONITOR BEEPING STEADILY AND VENTILATOR HISSING]
[TONE SOUNDS, THEN MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
[WHISPERS] I’m sorry.
You’re going to be okay.
[♪♪♪]
Lab 1.
Privacy screens.
[SHOE SQUEAKS]
[SIGHS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Come on. Come on.
[GRUNTING]
[GULPING]
[HISSES]
[BEEPS]
[RECORDER BEEPS]
As a result of my procedure, I have an overpowering urge to consume… blood.
Human blood.
In certain respects, I have succeeded far beyond anything I could have imagined.
For the first time in my entire life, I feel… good.
Yesterday, I could barely walk.
Today, I don’t know what I’m capable of.
For a period of time after ingestion, my numbers are off the charts.
I have the constitution of an Olympic athlete.
Increased strength and speed that can only be described as… superhuman.
And all of this… on artificial blood.
[♪♪♪]
I’ve become something different.
I feel a kinship with these creatures.
They would tear anyone else apart, but they welcome me.
Like a brother.
[BATS SCREECHING]
I’ve even developed a form of echolocation.
Bat radar, for the uninitiated.
The question is:
How do I control it?
Isolate it?
Breathe.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
And let it go.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[BALL BOUNCING ECHOES]
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
But, unfortunately, this condition is temporary.
[WATCH BEEPING]
I’ve been timing myself.
Artificial blood keeps me stable for six hours.
But that window… is growing shorter.
Artificial blood won’t work forever.
One question remains: What if…?
What if artificial blood becomes ineffective?
What happens if I go without?
No blue…
No red…
Nothing.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
Eventually, my vitals drop precipitously and my illness returns with a vengeance.
Soon, I’ll face a choice.
[GRUNTS]
Drink the red… or die.
But what happened on that ship… can’t ever happen again.
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS, THEN DOORS OPEN]
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS, THEN DOORS CLOSE]
Michael.
It’s me.
You in here?
Where are you?
[MICHAEL GROANING SOFTLY]
Michael?
Michael? What are you doing?
Michael, it’s Milo. What are you doing?
Do you need help?
What?
“Blood.”
You want the blood in the freezer? Wait.
[GROANS]
MILO: I’m coming, I’m coming.
I’m coming.
Michael, hang on.
Here. Here.
[GROWLS]
[GROANS]
Michael…
[GROWLS]
You’re… You’re strong.
[GROANS]
Michael.
You did it.
You did it. You found a cure to live.
Michael.
[WATCH BEEPS]
What? What is it?
I’ve made a terrible mistake, Milo.
We all make mistakes. Don’t worry about it.
You’ve never made one like this before.
Michael, enough.
Just give it to me. I need it.
I can’t live like this any longer. Please.
I can’t.
What do you mean, you can’t?
I can’t.
I need this. I… I’ve done things, Milo. I killed people.
W-we… We can make that go away.
The ones on the boat, they’re thugs, guns for hire.
I can make that go away.
You don’t understand.
I do understand. Please. Have I ever denied you anything?
Said no? Have I always given you…?
I can’t control it!
What, so… So you get to live and I get to die? Is that it?
It’s a curse.
Believe me, brother. It is.
Now, please, I need you to go.
It’s not safe here.
No.
No, don’t make me go. Please, Michael, don’t…
I said, get out!
I said, get out!
Milo.
[DOOR CLOSES]
She’s right here.
Dr. Bancroft? Agents Stroud and Rodriguez.
How you feeling, doctor?
Like I’m in a hospital, eating really crappy Jell-O.
This shouldn’t take long.
You were out on a container ship that washed up off of Long Island.
Doctor, there were eight dead bodies inside.
We also noticed that their blood was… What do you call it?
Exsanguinated. I looked it up.
So, um, sorry for the graphic nature of some of these photos.
But, um, you’re a doctor, so you know what people look like on the inside.
These puncture wounds right there, those look like fang marks to you?
Well, you were out there conducting a major experiment.
We’re just hoping you could shed some light.
Yeah, that… Not exactly sanitary, isn’t it?
I’m having a little bit of a hard time remembering what happened that night.
Sure. Let’s go.
You also work at the Horizon Lab, right?
With Dr. Michael Morbius.
Yes.
Appreciate your time, doctor.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[TICKING]
[SNIFFLES]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
Hello?
Who’s there?
[NURSE GASPS]
Hello?
[♪♪♪]
[WHIMPERING]
[SOBBING]
[PANTING]
[GASPS]
[SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[WATCH BEEPING]
[SNIFFLES]
[TONE SOUNDS, THEN WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
[HEART BEATING]
MAN 1 [ECHOING]: Get away from her. Just step back.
MAN 2: Has she been there all night?
MAN 3: Looks like all the blood was drained from her body.
[PEOPLE MURMURING]
Any contusions?
Not that I can see.
Back to our rooms, okay?
[♪♪♪]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
[BEEPS]
Dr. Morbius?
Agent Stroud.
Agent Rodriguez. Can we have a minute?
Of course. How can I help you?
SIMON: First, I wanna say thank you.
Your artificial blood actually saved my arm in Afghanistan, sir.
I’m glad I could be of service.
I mean, I must admit, doc, you don’t look
anything like you do on the news.
Yeah, you look downright robust.
I have good days and bad.
Pilates helps.
How are you on boats?
As you can see…
don’t have very good sea legs.
Why do you ask?
‘Cause you’ve been looking for a cure for your condition your whole life, right?
You’ve pretty much tried everything.
Crazy experiments, maybe on a boat?
“Crazy” isn’t a term that I would use… detective.
Unorthodox, maybe.
But I’d do just about anything to save a life.
I’m sure you can understand that.
Anything else I can help you two with?
[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER POLICE RADIO]
DISPATCHER [ECHOES OVER RADIO]: All units, the 120 block, Horizon Labs, female body drained of blood, initiate lock down.
that. Doc, got a couple more questions for you.
RODRIGUEZ: Yeah, you’re coming with us.
[GRUNTING]
Hey, freeze!
SIMON: Stop him!
Hey!
[GUN COCKS]
Hold fire!
Get backup and meet me up top.
[♪♪♪]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
[GUN COCKS]
Enough.
[SIRENS WAILING]
MICHAEL: It’s worse than I first thought.
At this rate, artificial blood will stop working in a matter of days.
8:13 p.m.
Down from six hours to four hours, 22 minutes.
I got a problem.
[SHACKLES RATTLE]
[LATCH CLICKS, DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
Holy water?
Really?
What?
I’m not taking any chances.
It’s triple blessed.
[BUZZER SOUNDS IN DISTANCE]
We found this little guy on the container ship… with those bodies.
That’s a little hobby of yours, right?
RODRIGUEZ: You know, eight dead mercs on a boat really doesn’t ruffle our feathers.
I’m pretty sure they were guilty of something and happy to have them off the water.
But Nurse Sutton, single mother with twin girls, that’s… something else.
Yes, I know.
Her name was Kristen. We worked together every single day for seven years.
She was a good person.
So why’d you do it?
I can’t answer that.
[SIGHS]
What did you do to yourself, doctor?
Make us understand.
I wish I knew.
[GASPING]
Okay.
Great stuff. Um, Really informative.
Thank you. Uh…
I dropped a bag.
There’s something inside that I need.
Bag of artificial blood.
Yeah.
Yeah. It’s in evidence, I’m sorry.
[TABLE RATTLING]
[GROWLING]
I’m sorry.
I’m starting to get hungry.
And you don’t wanna see me when I’m hungry.
[GROWLING]
SIMON: We’re done here. Let’s go.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR] Guard!
Your lawyer’s here.
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT, THEN LOCK CLICKS]
You look terrible.
Lawyer, huh?
I don’t remember you ever finishing law school.
‘Cause I didn’t.
Sit down. Sit down.
I mean, if one of us was going to end up in bright orange trainers, I would never have guessed it would be you.
They’re charging me with murder.
I don’t know. I don’t know.
I…
Maybe I blacked out? Uh…
[INHALES SHARPLY]
Hey.
Now listen to me.
[QUIETLY] I don’t believe it.
You’re not capable of that.
I know that all you’ve ever tried to do is help people.
You don’t belong here.
This place is for terrorists and drugs lords and God knows who.
Michael, we need to get you out of here.
In whatever way possible.
Maybe this is where I belong.
If I’m in here, then nobody else dies.
Listen to me.
You are not capable of killing that woman.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
Hey, Your Highness, time’s up.
Michael, here’s something to keep you going.
Guard.
[LOCK CLICKS]
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
[PRISONERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
Never too early.
[♪♪♪]
[BUZZER SOUNDS IN DISTANCE]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[GATE RATTLING OPEN]
Milo.
Milo!
[GRUNTS AND GROWLS]
[SLURPING]
[ROARS]
[CONCRETE CRUMBLING]
[ALARM BLARING]
OFFICER: Let’s move!
Come on, this way!
[ROARS]
[GROANS]
Let’s go. Let’s go.
Open the door.
Now! Go!
He’s getting away!
[GRUNTING]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[HORNS HONKING]
Daily Bugle, please, sir.
There you go, buddy.
Here you are, my friend.
[SNIFFS]
Always figured that guy for a freak.
How’s that? You’ve never met him.
I mean, look at him. What else you need to know?
MILO: You know, you shouldn’t judge someone by how they look.
Didn’t your mother teach you any manners?
Take me, for example.
I may look harmless enough.
Do you think I’m joking?
[ROARS]
[VENDOR SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTING]
Milo!
Got me.
You see? I knew you could do it.
You took the serum even after I warned you.
What am I gonna do, lay down and die?
Thank you for the death wish.
I tried to protect you!
Protect me? Protect me from what?
Becoming a monster like me.
I don’t think you’re a monster. Okay?
I killed the nurse.
I killed the nurse.
I know. But you know what it’s like your first time.
You have no idea what you’re doing. You have no control.
No.
Milo, you have to stop.
You have to stop. You have to stop denying who you are.
It’s boring. We can go anywhere, we can do anything. Let’s go.
Let’s have some fun.
This isn’t you.
I know you. Where’s the brother that I used to have?
How can you say that to me?
Look what you’ve become.
Everything I am, I am because of you.
I looked up to you my whole life.
I will never leave you, and I will not go back.
You cannot make me go back. I won’t let you make me go back!
[GROANS]
[PEOPLE CLAMORING, SCREAMING]
[ROARS]
Move, bitch, move!
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[GASPS]
Goodness.
Whoo!
We’ve evolved!
You’re a scientist, Michael.
Surely, surely you understand that.
That’s not what this is. This is a mistake.
But I can fix it. I’ll figure out how to reverse it.
Artificial blood will keep us stable until I do.
Yeah, I’m fine just the way I am, thank you very much.
OFFICER: Hey! Hands up!
Up against the wall. Now.
MILO: Officer.
Come on.
MILO: Anything you say.
You. Don’t move.
Okey-do key.
We have the suspects.
Like we used to say… live a little.
[GROANS]
Hey!
Freeze!
[OFFICERS GROAN]
All our lives, we’ve lived with death hanging over us.
Why?
Why shouldn’t they know what it feels like for a change, Michael?
[ECHOES] Michael!
[SINGSONG, ECHOES] Michael.
[♪♪♪]
I’m not gonna fight you, Milo.
[TRAIN HORN BLOWS]
[FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]
[TRAIN RATTLING AND TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
[BRAKES SQUEALING]
[WIND WHISTLING]
[♪♪♪]
[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
SIMON: Now he’s laying out officers in my city, huh?
It’s unforgiveable.
Just keep your eyes on Dr. Bancroft.
Yeah.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH SPEAK IN SPANISH]
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[EMPLOYEE SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Woman in the jeans, where’d she go?
Yeah, right.
[♪♪♪]
Great.
Hey, stranger.
Michael?
You shouldn’t be here.
I didn’t kill Nurse Sutton or the police.
Or any of those people.
I know.
Milo, he…
He took the serum.
He’s out there.
And I have to stop him.
But I need your help.
Coffee?
No, thanks. I quit caffeine.
It’s decaf.
[GASPS AND SIGHS]
[BLOWS]
Not that kind of vampire.
Just checking.
I shouldn’t have dragged you out there. I’m sorry.
You didn’t.
I wanted to be there.
Well, then apology rescinded.
I guess we’re both a little crazy.
How do you feel?
Incredible.
I mean, I went from dying my entire life to feeling more alive than ever.
Thankfully, artificial blood keeps me stable.
I just have to drink it more often.
How often?
Uh…
Every four hours, 22 minutes. Down from six.
It’s losing its effectiveness.
The issue is, when it stops working… I’ll become like Milo.
You won’t.
[DOOR BELL DINGS]
Hi. Over there.
Sorry, this one’s no good.
Check it again. And keep one for yourself.
No, I don’t wanna do it.
There’s plenty more where those came from.
Come on, man, we gotta get back to the lab.
[HEART BEATING]
Michael?
Okay, I know that look.
You’re up to something. What is it?
I’ll need a couple of things from the lab.
Can you do that for me?
Yes, I can.
But you didn’t answer my question. What is it?
You’re right. I’m up to something.
[♪♪♪]
You got the blood?
Got it.
[SIREN WAILING]
[DOG BARKING]
[VIALS CLINKING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
[HORNS HONKING]
[SIREN CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
MAN 1: The ink on this new batch is pretty legit.
It’s a good thing we switched the chemicals.
MAN 2: Yo, finish up.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
[JINGLING]
[LAUGHS]
[VOICES CHATTERING ON TV]
It’s a nice place that you got here.
Oh, I love this movie. Is this the part where the mysterious guy with the hoodie comes in and kicks everybody’s asses? I love that part.
Who the hell are you?
It doesn’t matter, but I am gonna need your laboratory.
[MAN LAUGHS]
MICHAEL: You can keep the money, all your little toys.
Just leave the science-y stuff and that bag of spicy Cheetos.
He wants my lab?
Yeah.
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
You trying to be funny?
No, no, no. Absolutely not. That’s their job.
I mean, look at their matching necklaces.
Time to go.
[GROANING]
[BONES CRACKING]
Did you know that there are 27 bones in the human hand?
[YELPS]
Allow me to introduce the phalanges.
[SCREAMS]
The metacarpals.
Shit. Let’s get the fuck out of here!
And the pretty, little stinky pinkie.
[SCREAMS]
[PANTING]
Who the hell are you, man?
Me?
[IN DEEP VOICE] I am Venom.
[HISSES]
[GASPS]
[IN REGULAR VOICE] You can go now.
Six to eight weeks, a little ibuprofen.
Should heal up just fine.
[♪♪♪]
[OFF THE MEDS’ “EXSE” PLAYING]
[ROARS]
[GROWLS]
[ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING AND PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Yo. Can I get a tequila, please?
Don Julio 1942.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Do I know you?
Me?
Yeah.
No, I don’t think so.
We’ve met.
I’m sure of it.
No, I’d remember.
You’re too pretty.
You know what they say, “Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget.”
That’s good.
Sir, two tequilas, please.
Hey, yo.
Her drinks are spoken for, bro.
Salute.
[CHUCKLES]
You know, uh, ahem, I’m gonna do you a favor and let you walk out of here, all right?
That’s very kind of you.
Here was I thinking you were a complete asshole.
Sir, can I get my friend here…
Relax.
…and his friends a round of whiskeys?
JEAN: Hey!
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[MILO GROWLS]
MAN: I’ll get you another drink.
[SIGHS]
Hey.
Another time.
Jerk.
You see the size of that guy? I’m not paying for those drinks.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION, THEN ALL LAUGHING]
[ROARS]
[♪♪♪]
MILO: Martine.
Milo.
Sorry. I let myself in.
I hope I didn’t startle you.
It’s okay.
If I’d known our biggest funder was coming, I would have planned a nice dinner for us.
Actually, I’ve already eaten.
Whatever it is, it’s doing wonders for your health.
[CHUCKLES]
I feel great.
What can I do for you?
Well, it’s Michael.
I’m worried about him.
He’s alone out there.
And I think he needs me.
If I can get to him before the police do, I can help him.
You wouldn’t happen to know where he is, would you?
You two have always been so close.
I’m sorry.
I don’t.
Hmm.
[HEART BEATING RAPIDLY]
Just to be sure, I’m going to ask you one more time.
You don’t happen to know where he is, do you, Martine?
I wouldn’t lie to you, Milo.
I don’t.
Now, if you don’t mind, I have work to do.
Okay.
Well, if you see him, if you hear from him, tell him: “We are the few against the many.”
We’ll have to do that dinner another time, Martine.
[TAKING SHUDDERING BREATHS]
[♪♪♪]
Police!
Clear!
Clear!
[CLICKING TONGUE]
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Cat’s gone. And she’s probably gone along with it.
[CAT MEOWS]
It’s time to eat, you little monster.
Oh!
[WINCES AND SIGHS]
Shit.
[GROWLS SOFTLY]
Michael?
Hey.
[SLAMS FLOOR] Michael.
I’m sorry.
[SIGHS]
You may wanna close that up.
Yep.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
[MICHAEL SIGHS]
How does it feel… when you’re on red?
Something wakes up inside of me, something… primal. And it just, uh… And it wants to hunt. And wants to kill.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I’m sorry.
[CAT MEOWS]
[COUGHS]
[MEOWS]
[♪♪♪]
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
Hi.
Good as new.
Nice work, doctor.
Thank you, doctor.
You know, for the record, I… I wasn’t gonna go full Dracula on you downstairs.
For the record… I find him to be quite the romantic.
Come here.
Just close your eyes.
Okay.
Move closer.
[♪♪♪]
[TRAIN RATTLING]
Did you know the average male body has 12 pints of blood?
I mean, how much do you think the doctor can drink?
I don’t know.
When’s the last time you had 36 beers?
When’s the last time you had any beers?
CCTV.
I’ll go grab the footage.
I don’t want you to have to move or anything.
All right, check this out.
Wait, wait, wait.
Zoom in. And hold right there.
That’s not the doctor.
RODRIGUEZ: It’s what these bloodsuckers do. They multiply.
Breaking news on the Lower East Side where three people have been killed.
Authorities have confirmed the discovery of three new bodies outside a bar popular with Wall Street traders.
And like the victims before them, they were completely drained of their blood, earning the killer the moniker “Vampire Murderer.”
The prime suspect, renowned scientist Dr. Michael Morbius, remains at large.
What have you got yourself into?
However, another source inside the department has told us that CCTV footage of the murders suggests the killer could be a copycat.
Residents are being urged to stay home after sundown until the killer, or killers, are brought to justice.
NICHOLAS: Milo?
[PILLS RATTLE]
You’ve discovered my secret.
I mean, look at me.
I am reborn.
I am the resurrection.
My God, what have you done to yourself?
What?
Do you disapprove?
What’s the matter, Nicholas? Is Daddy cross?
All right. Settle down.
Let’s go and have a drink together.
Come celebrate with me, please.
No.
Just one drink.
Milo, you’re scaring me. Please. Just…
Just… Just calm down.
[SIGHING]
What’s the matter?
I can’t… I can’t sleep.
I can help you with that.
I’ve been more than a friend to you all this time, Milo.
And I’m going to stay here with you.
But there will be no more violence, understand?
That doesn’t do it for me.
I should have known. You always take his side.
Tell me your side, then, Milo.
Michael doesn’t accept what he is, Nicholas.
I’m gonna make him accept it.
By ruining his good name?
See? There! There you are!
Perfect Michael, selfless Michael, Michael the favorite!
Don’t be childish, Milo!
If anyone has a claim to being my favorite, it’s you.
I’ve devoted my life to you.
Liar.
You pitied me before.
You did. You pitied me before. You’re repulsed by me now.
I am repulsed… by what you’ve done, by what you’ve become.
Whatever this thing is… you’re not up to it.
There’s no shame in what we are.
“We are the few…”
“Against the many.”
[GROWLS]
Tell Michael, you tell him I’m going to kill as many as I want.
[GROWLING]
[ROARS]
MARTINE: “He’s only destroyed by a stake through the heart, made from the wood of the Holy Cross.”
You don’t believe this.
MICHAEL: No. But after the week that I’ve had, anything is possible.
What is that?
This is an antibody.
It inhibits ferritin, induces a massive iron overload, instant hemochromatosis.
Deadly to bats, fatal to humans.
Okay.
Who’s the second one for?
My window’s closing. We both know that.
By tomorrow I’ll be forced to consume human blood.
I can’t do that. I won’t do that.
So this is your solution, huh?
Injecting yourself with poison?
I brought this into the world.
It’s up to me to take it out.
I need you to go now. It’s not safe here. Okay?
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
[PHONE BEEPS ON]
Nicholas, you okay?
[WEAKLY] Michael, I need help.
[GASPS, COUGHS]
I went to see Milo.
Nicholas?
Nicholas!
[GROWLS]
[♪♪♪]
Nicholas.
Nicholas?
Michael.
Come on, we have to get you to a hospital.
[WEAKLY] You have to stop him.
[BREATHING RAPIDLY]
MILO: Michael.
Michael.
Call out for him.
I want him to hear you.
No.
Yeah.
I won’t ask you again.
Say, “Michael.”
MARTINE: Michael.
MILO: Good girl.
Michael.
MARTINE: Michael.
MILO: Yeah.
MARTINE: Michael.
[MILO CHUCKLES]
MARTINE: Milo.
You’re hurting me.
[SHUSHES]
It’s okay.
[MARTINE SCREAMS]
[♪♪♪]
[HEART BEATING]
[SIREN WAILING DISTANTLY]
MICHAEL: Martine?
Let me take a look. Martine.
[WHIMPERS]
Let me look.
It’s bad.
Michael.
Make it mean something.
I can help you.
I’m sorry.
[SHUDDERING]
[GROWLING]
[♪♪♪]
[YELLS]
[MILO CLAPPING]
Drank the red.
Good for you.
[GROWLING]
It’s just you and me, Michael!
Nothing, no one, to hold us back.
[ROARS]
I’m all you have left.
That’s the spirit. Yeah.
[MILO LAUGHS]
[BOTH GRUNTING, GROWLING]
[GROANS]
[GRUNTING]
Bye.
[♪♪♪]
[MILO LAUGHS]
[GROANS]
[EXCLAIMS, THEN LAUGHING]
Come on, Michael!
Come on!
You can do better than this!
It’s not a curse.
It’s a gift.
You started this, you created this, you created us!
[ROARS]
[♪♪♪]
[BUBBLING]
[BATS SCREECHING]
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTING]
[YELLING]
[GROANS]
Michael.
You can’t kill me.
I mean, it’s me.
[WHISPERS] You can’t kill me.
[WHIMPERS]
You gave me my name.
Remember?
I remember everything.
[SOFTLY] I’m sorry.
[♪♪♪]
Lucian.
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER POLICE RADIO]
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
OFFICER 1: Stay back, people.
OFFICER 2: Get back! Back!
[♪♪♪]
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
[ENERGY CRACKLING]
[♪♪♪]
Hope the food’s better in this joint.
REPORTER [ON TV]: The bizarre story developing at the Manhattan Detention Center when a man identifying himself as Adrian Toomes simply appeared in an otherwise empty cell.
A hearing has been set that could likely lead to his immediate release.
[OFFICER YELLS INDISTINCTLY]
[♪♪♪]
[GRASS RUSTLING]
[♪♪♪]
[WIND WHISTLING]
Thanks for meeting me, doc.
I’ve been reading about you.
I’m listening.
I’m not sure how I got here.
Has to do with Spider-Man, I think.
I’m still figuring this place out, but I think a bunch of guys like us should team up.
Could do some good.
Intriguing.
[♪♪♪]
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Not having a lot of sex are you? A lot of you redditors chalk up life on a whole to very black and white, text book scenarios. Life is extremely fluid. And if you’re sexually active you’ll know how spontaneous sex is. One minute you’re cooking food in the kitchen then next minute both your pants are off and you all are having sex it can literally go like this. I had sex on the floor today. Did I plan it? No the fuck I didn’t. 9/10 times it’s not planned. Women also don’t like feeling coerced into having sex
You thought you had to fill out an application along with writing a fucking missive or something in before having sex with a woman? Don’t worry I thought so too /s
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This is pretty bad. A guy I have been seeing for a little bit as fwb took me out to eat at my favorite Thai restaurant. We had great food and conversation, came back to my place and was cuddled up on the couch and started making out, it was getting pretty hot so we moved to the bedroom. He lit up a joint and wanted me to smoke it while he ate me out from the back. This is where it gets baaaad. I was hitting the joint and he was eating my pussy and ass. It felt so good and as I was taking a hit in I lost it and started to cough and I accidentally farted right into his mouth as he was going all into my ass. He screamed, and vomited, I cried , everything stopped immediately. He got dressed and left. And hasn't spoken to me since. I dont know how many times I apologized, but he still will not return my calls or text messages. Is there anything I can do or say to get him to come back? Or should I just let it go? I can't stop thinking about it and feel so bad.
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so sick of people. sick of ME having to apologise when YOU are the one who should be saying sorry to me. I have come to realize I did absolutely nothing wrong. why can't you apologise to me for once? is it really that difficult? or are you too self centered to the point where you think apologising
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so sick of people. sick of ME having to apologise when YOU are the one who should be saying sorry to me. I have come to realize I did absolutely nothing wrong. why can't you apologise to me for once? is it really that difficult? or are you too self centered to the point where you think apologising to someone will ruin your dignity and how people view you. just apologise to me at least ONCE so I don't end up hating you and so we can make out; unless you want us to be enemies to lovers. That could work out too, I guess.
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I was only nine years old. I loved Morbius so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Morbius every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Morbius is love", I would say, “Morbius is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Morbius. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Morbius. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, “It’s morbin time". He grabs me with his powerful morby hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Morbius. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Morbius. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Morbius. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Morbius looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Get morbed". Morbius leaves through my window. Morbius is love. Morbius is life.
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I can't take it anymore. I can't fucking take it anymore.I've been saying this for too long.I HAVE NEVER HAD A REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIP EVER.EVERY FRIEND. EVERY GIRLFRIEND. EVERY RELATIONSHIP.EVERYONE. DOES. THE. SAME. FUCKING. THING.THEY ALL LEAVE. THEY FUCK OFF! THEY DON'T LAST. THEY DON'T SURVIVE.I CANNNNNNTTTTTT FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG TAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEEE IIIIITTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYMMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!THE IMMENSE FUCKING PRESSURE. THE IMMENSE JEWISH FUCKING PRESSURE.I CANT FUCKING WORK A JOB. I CAN'T FUCKING LIVE. FUNCTION. WASTE MY TIME GETTING REJECTED EVERYWHERE I APPLY TOO. I CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING.I AM GERMAN AND IRISH NOTHING ELSE. GERMAN. AND FUCKING IRISH. BUT EVERYONE HATES IT. THEY FUCKING HATE ME THEY HATE MY FUCKING EXISTENCE.I FEEL SO FUCKING NUMB. I WANT TO FUCKING STOP LIVING. I WANT TO FUCKING END IT. THE ARE YOU OKAYS. THE FUCK YOU. ALL OF IT. THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER. THE SAME SHIT I KEEP FUCKING HEARING.I DONT FUCKING CARE. I DONT.I HAVE A CAR.I CAN FUCKING DRIVE OUT RIGHT NOW AND MEET ONE OF YOU.WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU. WHY CANT YOU FUCKING TRY. WHY DO YOU MAKE THE WORLD LIKE THIS?!!??!IT MAKES ME ANGRIER THAN ANYTHING I HAVE EVER BEEN FUCKING ENRAGED ABOUT.TO IGNORE ME EVERY DAY. THE MONEY IT COSTS ME. THE TIME IT COSTS ME. THE FUCKING HEALTH IT COSTS ME. SKIPPING ME IS LIKE A FUCKING GUN TO THE FUCKING HEAD!TO GET FUCKED WITH.LIED TO.TROLLED.FOR ME TO BE STUPID AND GIVE CHANCES TO THOSE WHO WERE JUST FUCKING WITH ME.I WANT SOMEONE WHO IS ALONE.I WANT SOMEONE WHO CAN'T LEAVE.AND MOST OF ALL...I WANT SOMEONE TO MEET ME IN REAL LIFE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADD MY FUCKING KIK. THEN ADD MY SKYPE. I WILL FUCKING BLOCK U SO FUCKING FAST WHEN I CHECK IF U LOGGED OUT OR BLOCKED ME. DONT FUCK AROUND.I can't take it anymore. I'm 20. I'm... fucking burnt out. Not a single fucking girl in this world wants me. Not one. Not in heaven. Not in hell. Not wherever I go.Not fucking one German girl. Not one irish girl. Neither both of them. Not one.I believe that.I am confident of it.I am absolutely assured. That not one girl in this fucking world wants me.No, no, you're too worried about prosecuting me for existing.The fact I can't enjoy sex, can't do stuff with friends, can't fucking give shit to people.I offered to pay EVERYTHING for someone to go to an anime convention with me. And not fucking ONE OF YOU. GAVE A FUCK. I SAID VIRGINIA. MARYLAND. ANY FUCKING STATE. I WOULD FUCKING DRIVE ALL THE FUCKING WAY THERE JUST FOR THIS.I am done for. This is not going to do shit. My skype wont be added, i wont meet someone it just wont happen.I challenge the Judaist religion on my statement. I challenge that your existence is fucking evil, and I challenge that no matter what.Every girl in this world is taken. way to taken. taken by everything everyone, taken by JEWS.I WILL FUCKING DIE. RATHER THEN BE UNHAPPY. AND HAVE TO SHUT MY MOUTH FOR WHAT YOU ALL BELIEVE IN.YOU ALL BELIEVE IN FUCKING LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JEWISH IS AN ANTISOCIAL BEHAVIOR.ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING JEWISH AND THATS WHY THEY WIN IN THE WORLD. ITS WHY THEY WILL CONQUER US ALL!Ask any girl. Any german girl. Any irish girl. Show her me. And watch her expression. Watch how unforgiving she is.All this time wasted. Isolated. Screaming over and over. Just for to meet up with someone. All that. All for nothing.It will never fucking end.No one will ever, read what the fuck I am fucking saying. No, "I SaW YoUr MeSsAgE." Did you fucking read it?I can't recover from this. I'm too mentally destroyed. My brain, my heart, my health. I am only 20. But it's irreversible damage.I wasted all this time. I was too weak. Too fucking weak. Too fucking scared. Too fucking terrified.All because Jews made it so I am eternally fucking alone. Jews made it so I was fucked with in this world over and over, backstabbed, left, abandoned over and over no matter who the person was.If there is one thing I could wish for.It would be I hope you get punished for everything.I have fucking had it with germans.You want me to treat you how you want to be treated?Lying to me, abandoning me, leaving, blocking, ghosting, fucking off? Backstabbing me? Betraying me?I've been betrayed so much in my fucking life.Germans are the most antisocial race in the world.You think you're god? You think because I don't make money? I'm lesser than you?ki k - ger\_man heretic (dont type spaces no \_s)Because I will fucking revolt against you.You fucking german jews.alright thats it ive fucking had it .ADD MY KIK. ADD MY SKYP. CALL ME. WE MEET IRL. AND S\*CK MY D\*CK IS THAT HARD?LOOK. A WOMAN CAN TELL ME WHAT SHE WANTS. TELL ME WHAT U WANT. WE WRITE IT DOWN ON PAPER AND WE BOTH SIGN IT. JUST GET THIS OVER WITH COME ON.
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When you nut in space, does it push you backwards?
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Yes. In accordance with Newton's laws, you'll be pushed backwards. Practically, the effect is negligible.
The average velocity of ejaculation is 45km/hr or about 12.5 meters per second. It looks like working on your kegel excercises can increase this a tiny fraction, but not much.
The volume of ejaculate is quite variable, but as a reasonable estimate, let's call it 5ml. That's pretty close to maximum.
Ejaculate is mostly water, so let's assume 1gm/ml or 5 grams, or 0.005 kilograms.
The kinetic energy of the 'nut' is 1/2 \* 0.005 \* (12.5 \* 12.5) , or about .4 joules.
An equal amount of kinetic energy will be imparted to the 'nutter'. Let's assume the 'nutter' has a mass of 90kg.
.4 = 1/2 \* 90 \* (x\*x)
.00888... = (x\*x)
sqrt(.00889) = x
x= 0.09
So, your hypothetical 90 kilogram man, 'nutting' a top end load at typical velocity, in a frictionless, zero gravity environment would be thrown back at 9 centimeters per second. If he does this inside the space station, air friction will stop him quickly. If he does this outside the space station the load will either hit the inside of his suit, in which case there's no velocity imparted, or he's racing to rub one off before he dies of asphyxiation.
Needless to say, this is not a useful stardrive.
The average velocity of ejaculation is 45km/hr or about 12.5 meters per second. It looks like working on your kegel excercises can increase this a tiny fraction, but not much.
The volume of ejaculate is quite variable, but as a reasonable estimate, let's call it 5ml. That's pretty close to maximum.
Ejaculate is mostly water, so let's assume 1gm/ml or 5 grams, or 0.005 kilograms.
The kinetic energy of the 'nut' is 1/2 \* 0.005 \* (12.5 \* 12.5) , or about .4 joules.
An equal amount of kinetic energy will be imparted to the 'nutter'. Let's assume the 'nutter' has a mass of 90kg.
.4 = 1/2 \* 90 \* (x\*x)
.00888... = (x\*x)
sqrt(.00889) = x
x= 0.09
So, your hypothetical 90 kilogram man, 'nutting' a top end load at typical velocity, in a frictionless, zero gravity environment would be thrown back at 9 centimeters per second. If he does this inside the space station, air friction will stop him quickly. If he does this outside the space station the load will either hit the inside of his suit, in which case there's no velocity imparted, or he's racing to rub one off before he dies of asphyxiation.
Needless to say, this is not a useful stardrive.
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boyfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it's our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later
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boyfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it's our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later
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grass
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Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion). Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).\[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)
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A classic from Yahoo Answers: Is this incest? (uncensored)
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Okay, I dont know if this is actually incest since it wasnt something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ass, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no Idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my plug.
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this buttplug so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ass, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no Idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my plug.
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this buttplug so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.
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Ive given up on love
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These are just so wholesome. After a long days work to have roxy help you sleep and be your girlfriend. I cant fathom the words to explain just how amazing these are. Great job. Many haters dont understand the love of fictional characters. Many live lives with heartache and with failed love lives. The love of a fictional character is something that a depressed person can have thats unending. Im not a psychologist or anything. Im someone who works long ours and have had many failures with women ive loved. They've cheated on me and even worse just up and left. Ive given up on love. You haters shouldn't cast judgement onto people that love Roxanne or any fictional characters because that love will never hurt their heart.
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The Morbius hate in Tf2 NEEDS TO STOP
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So, I was playing tf2 (as I usually do) and drinking some delecious choclate milk, when someone on the enemy team said, and I kid you not, "Morbius sucks." I jumped out of my seat when I read this and fell to my knees crying. After gaining my composure, i stood back up and started typing on my RGB light up keyboard. I said "you've probaby never even watched mrobius, you loser!!!!!1" (I know, what a comeback) and waited for this heretic to respond. Instead of deleting the game, as I expected, he responded with "kys." I didn't know what this meant, so I looked it up and found out it means "kMorbius ySucks sFatballs." I was devestated and imediantly got out of the game. I havent touched Tf2 since. So please, don't harass morbheads (like myself) on the game anymore!!!!
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