this along with the other “meme” subreddits is full of the most stupid middle school-brained motherfuckers on the internet. this meme is dumb as shit; you are dumb as shit for making it, every person who upvoted it needs to evaluate their lives because this meme is so fucking dumb that you might be mentally handicapped if you upvoted it.

guys didn’t y’all believe that all those puzzle ads where fake and that there is no such game. well today i finally found the game. evony the kings return. that’s right guys that’s the exact game you always see in those ads i’ve seen enough of there videos today i’m going to play it. to be honest i’ve got to use my brains to play this. ohhhh i failed again. look now i’m stuck on this level. oh my god i lost my treasure. time to test your brain download now and give it a try.

So I decided to check his search history as a joke to see what stupid stuff he looked up. I expected to see funny stuff but instead of that I saw "Big dick black shemale fucks lucky guy" WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

no because the one time I finally get to fucking have fun and relax you guys just insult me when you know I'm in a vulnerable state of mind and every time you guys know I'm fucking upset you treat it like it's a joke. I'm not even fucking around you're fucking up this entire trip for me because you're making me feel so terrible 😩

Cheetahs are weaklings . There's barely reason why they should exist at all.

The ecology that they survive in is already oversaturated with big cats. They've carved out this super-tiny niche of going after prey that's just like the tiniest fraction of a percent too fast for the other big cats. They don't even really hide or sneak very effectively (okay, they can do it a little).

Mostly their hunting strategy is based on inching up to some already-exhausted prey that's stopped for water or rest or something. As they inch up to the prey, the prey will have to judge "Is it too close? Is it worth me wasting more precious energy to move another metre away, or should I keep drinking?". With enough patience, eventually some dumb prey animal will make a tiny miscalculation, or get momentarily distracted, and the cheetah will be just barely close enough that it can start a chase.

And its chase will almost always fail. In the rare event that the cheetah actually catches something, it will usually have to let it go, anyway. Cheetahs are so small and weak, with disproportionately weak jaws, that they struggle to actually bring down prey what they catch. (Cheetahs can easily get killed or seriously injured by the much-stronger-prey they've caught, so they have to be very careful). In the event that they actually do make a kill, they then, while still near-death from exhaustion, have to eat as quickly as possible. Pretty well every kill a cheetah makes will very quickly have to be abandoned, as a bigger and stronger cat will come along and take it.

But it gets worse. Their socialization is absolutely abysmal. Fathers do not do anything except impregnate the mother. In the best of circumstances (healthy, single), a cheetah will be constantly on the brink of death. But mothers have to do all of that while pregnant and bringing home extra food to feed the cubs. And, in evolution's infinite wisdom, it has granted males the ability to socialize and hunt in pairs (a huge advantage, usually between brothers), but females will typically refuse to socialize, and mother cheetahs will only rarely get any hunting help from their sisters.

If you were to draw up a pro-con list of the cheetah vs every other predator, cheetahs would be like 99 cons and 1 pro. That 1 pro is that they can chase as fuck. Like it would be an insult to even say that they're the best chasers on the planet. They're an entire league beyond every other chaser on the planet. Everybody knows about their speed, but their speed isn't even the most impressive part of their chasing. They can turn and stop on a dime and will run routes better than the animal they're chasing. Watch a cheetah chase in slow-motion and keep in mind all of the other evolutionary sacrifices (small, weak, tiny jaw, no endurance, bad at hiding, etc. etc.) that just dumped everything into its supernatural chasing ability...which still usually fails.

Anyway, there's really no good reason they should still exist, but they're so remarkable.

Lyrics: Intro: I'm here with news, there is a- Song: PEN F\*\*KING A NAIL The drummer: ERIN! THE F\*\*KING SONGS OVER! SHUT UP!**REPLY**

Ah yes, a classic case of “the writer’s poorly disguised fetish”

(some random SiIvaGunner rip)

It's everyday bro, with the crispy pizza rolls
5 mill totinos in my mouth, never done before
Passed all the competition, man, Tony Pizza's next
Man, I'm cookin' all these rolls, got a fresh new pizza roll
And I got some nachos too and I'm eating with the crew
This is Team T, bitch, who the heck are heckin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with Totino's
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for Totino's
Talkin' shit on Mania too but you still hit my rolls last night
It was 2:22 and I got the rolls to prove
And all the pizza rolls too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just dropped some new rolls and it's selling like a god, church
New Jersey's where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's rolls
We cookin' with a 'wahv, Totino's just for fun
I, Sonic, bolt and run, catch me at act one
I cannot be outdone, Tee Lopes number one!
You know it's Tails Crompton and my pizza roll's poppin'
Yes, I love Sonic, and no, I'm not from Compton!
Totino's is my city and if it weren't for Tee Lopes
Then this soundtrack would be shitty, yeah!

RULES OF NATURE!

Right past this stage I've blown, going real fast I condone
Now I'm in the special zone, Metal Sonic copies me
But he's a shitty clone just like all my other foes
And he asked me what I ate I said it's fifty Totino's

By the Mania, for the Mania

And I will see you next stage 'cause it's everyday, bro

Yo, it's everyday, bro

It's everyday, bro

It's everyday, bro, I say it's everyday, bro!

Morty!

Morty!

Rick?

Hey, Morty!
Rick? Are you far away or are you inside something?
Is this a camera? Is everything a camera?
Morty! The kitchen, Morty! Come to the kitchen!

Morty!

Rick?

Where are you?

On the cutting board, Morty.
Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me?
Flip the Totino over.
What, I'm gonna touch it and you're gonna tell me it's an alien breast or something?
Come on, flip the Totino, Morty!
You're not gonna regret it, the payoff is huge!
I turned myself into a Totino, Morty!
Boom! Big reveal! I'm a Totino!
What do you think about that? I turned myself into a Totino!
What are you just staring at me for, bro? I turned myself into a Totino, Morty.

And?

And? What more do you want tacked onto this?
I'm a Totino and the deletion of the GiIvaSunner channel was an inside job?
It doesn't matter, Morty.

I turned myself into a fucking Totino!

I'M TOTINO RICK!

So, for over the past few days I've made a video game project of mine on making my own level on geometry dash! It took me like 2 weeks for it and it was pretty decent for a first level. Then came the verification, I verified it late at midnight and when i did i said "OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES FINALLY IT FEELS SO GOOD TO FINALLY BEAT IT" after i said that i did some heavy breathing for like 2 minutes that sounded like moaning to my mom, and so... She busted my door open with an angry face like she's about to explode in anger. So i had to explain what caused the noises, after the explanation she said that i should never shout like that or do noises like that ever again and bc i sounded like i was having sex. And then i sleep. And continued with my life the next day.

Overview: Quandale Dingle is an African-American man aged 20-25, most well-known for various unlikely and even seemingly impossible appearances throughout the entire universe, including virtual spaces. Another important piece of controversy regarding him is his imprisonment and eventual escape with the help of his friend Juandale Pringle.

Unique Facial Features: Quandale has an abnormally shaped nose, having a large size and pointing forward. His face is slanted downwards at an extreme angle, this being accentuated by his large lower lip.

Crimes and Imprisonment: After his incarceration, for battering on a police officer, grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency he publicly stated that on March 28th he will be escaping prison and has plans to "take over the world". Shockingly, even after this statement, he was still able to escape on the specified date due to the prison staff's negligence.

Escape from Prison: On March 28 2018, Quandale Dingle escaped prison and went into hiding at his friend Juandale Pringle's house. While he was running from police, he fell and accidentally scraped some foreskin off from his genitalia. Armed forces were later sent to Juandale's house, who was arrested and later killed. Quandale esecaped and is now staying at Aden Dookie's crib with Quindavious Gooch.

Family: It is known that Quandale Dingle has an autistic son as well as a "baby mama" named Sheniqua Anderson. His son's name is currently unknown. Quandale has stated that he supposedly gave away his son to "creepy old guys" due to his refusal to pay child support, although it is unknown if this is true. He has also stated that he trapped his son's hand in an air fryer. His relationship with his father is described as abusive by Quandale, who says he was "given a sucker punch full force" and was "smacked in the back of the head with a steering wheel" Quanlingling Dingle is Quandale's asian brother. At one point he placed illegal substances in Quandale's meal as a supposed assassination attempt or a misguided prank, which almost killed Quandale. Quandale's cousin, Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut was also arrested, for planting 2.5 Kilograms of TNT in a daycare center. Also putting a camera in president Joe Biden’s bathroom to watch him take a poo. His relationship with his mother, Quandlisha Dingleberry, is not in a good state, with her being the original founder of the AQTF, an organization with the goal of combating his devious activities.

Appearances: - Union city, New Jersey - New Batman movie (as "The Dingler") - Los Angeles - The lost city of Atlantis - The White House - Plushtrap Room (Five Nights at Freddy's 4) - "Prison Break" Roblox game - Lil Minion's mansion - Robbery of Goofy Ahh Jersey bank - Fortnite - Tilted Towers - Hitler’s Grave - etc.

Criminal history: Quandale Dingle has committed many crimes including: - Murder - Theft - Assault - Selling illegal substances - Using chemical weapons - Using nuclear weapons - Killing a president - Arson - Kidnapping - Rape - Tax evasion - Reviving Hitler - Starting a war - Treason - Genocide - Terrorism - War crimes - Hate Crimes - Child labor - Declaring War on Italy - Battery On A Police Officer - Public Indecency

Trivia:
Quandale was bent over in the prison showers by someone named Garfield Jenson.
Quandale almost drowned in his bathtub when he was 15 years old.
Quandale put percs in Vladimir Putin's drink and "he went to bed for a really long time".

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all go to a bar..

The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.

MORBIUS, starring Jared Leto as the titular character of DOCTOR MICHAEL J. MORBIUS aka MORBIUS is a masterpiece of filmmaking. This is the first 11/10 movie to exist, in fact, and if you disagree, you're wrong. It made 10 Morbillion dollars at the Morbox Office, which makes it the highest grossing movie ever of all time. It pleased audiences everywhere with its intricate storytelling, deep t h e m e s , and most of all, the performance of a lifetime from Jared Leto as DOCTOR MICHAEL J. MORBIUS himself.

I watched this movie 837 times in the theater. I quit my job so I could watch this movie more times, but it was worth it for MORBIUS. I think, after seeing it this many times, I am starting to see a little of myself in the protagonist as well. My wife gets mad at me when I tell her I have the powers of MORBIUS, saying doubtful statements such as "you are not a vampire" and "you cannot fly" and "I am leaving you and taking the kids" but I don't care. She doesn't understand. This is the experience of a lifetime. Do yourself a favor and support this movie so we can get a MORBIUS 2 and a INTO THE MORBIVERSE in the future. I personally bought three - one for the Father, the Son, and the Holy MORBIUS.

After you watch this movie, you will be glad you met DOCTOR MICHAEL J. MORBIUS.

HAHAH YOUR ANSWER IS WRONG, TELLING OTHERS TO LEARN BASIC MATH?! HOW DO YOU EVEN COME UPON THAT ANSWER?! WHAT THEY SAID IS TRUE STAY MAD LITTLE KID😂

· Morbius (2022)

· Morbius 2: MoreBius (2024)

· Morbius 3 (2024)

· Morbius vs Blade (2025)

· Morbius vs the Marvel Cinematic Universe (2027)

· Morbius vs the DC Extended Universe (2028)

· Morbius 7: Morbius vs God (2029)

· Morbius 8: The Reckoning (2029)

· Morbius 9 (2030)

· Morbius X (2032)

· Morbius: The Series (2032-2189)

· Morbius XI: Morbin Time (2034)

· Morbius 12: Resurrection (2034)

· Morbius the Thirteenth (2036)

· Morbiverse of Madness (2037)

· Morbius 15: Morbius (2037)

· Morbius vs Jared Leto (2038)

· Morbius vs Kong (2038)

· Morbius vs Morbius: Self Reflection (2039)

· Morbius 19 (2040)

· Morbius XX (2040)

· 21 Morbiuses (2041)

· Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 1 (2041)

· Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 2 (2042)

· Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 3 (2043)

· Morbius 25: Morbidly Morbius (2043)

· Morbius vs Blade II (2044)

· Morbinity War (2045)

· Morbgame (2046)

· Morbius 29: Michael Morbius (2047)

· Morbius XXX (2047)

· Son of Morbius (2048)

· Morbius 2049 (2049)

· The Morbengers (2050)

· Morb Man and the Morbius (2050)

· Captain Morbius (2050)

· Morbius 36 (2051)

· Morbius 37: The Morbtacular Morbius (2052)

· Morbius & Venom (2053)

· Morbius vs Venom (2053)

· Morbius: The Symbiote Wars (2053)

· Morbception (2054)

· Morbius 42: The Meaning of Life

· Morbius 43: Morbius Gaming (2054)

· Morbius' Eleven (2055)

· Morbius: A New Morb (2056)

· Morbius: The Morbpire Strikes Back (2056)

· Morbius: Return of the Morbi (2057)

· Morbius 48 (2058)

· Morbius: Morbius (2058)

· Morbius XXXXX (2059)

· Morbius: The Phantom Morbius (2060)

· Morbius: Attack of the Morbs (2061)

· Morbius: Revenge of the Morb (2061)

· Morbius 54: Morbzilla (2062)

· Morbius: Little House on the Morbrie (2063)

· Morbius: The Morb Awakens (2064)

· Morbius: The Last Morb (2064)

· Morbius: The Rise of Morbius (2065)

· Morbius: Beyond (2066)

· Morbius: Into the Mouth of Morbness (2067)

· Morbius 61 (2068)

· Morbius & the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2069)

· Fantastic Morbius (2070)

· The Morbman (2071)

· The Morbius (2073)

· Breaking Morbius (2074)

· Better Call Morbius (2074)

· Morbius Forever (2076)

· Morbius 69: Nice (2077)

I'm gonna tell you all the story of my first erection. It's short because it was years ago so I don't remember much. I was about 6 years old in bed, I woke up to a feeling I never felt before. I checked and I saw that my penis has grown. I didn't know what or why it happened, but I got excited. So in 2 in the morning, I barged in my mom's room, pulled down my pants, and practically shoved my junk in her face. I said "hey mom, my pp grew what does this mean?" And she said and I quote, "That means you're getting bigger son" and I got really excited for it for some reason so I went to bed happy and now that I remember this story I had to post this.

22M (5'", 80kg) My gf sprayed isopropyl alcohol on my balls, she is obsessed with cleaning out germs, after i felt a burning sensation, will it have side effects?

THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHITTY DEGENERATE SLUT IS N FUCKING DREMALE DOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHE DID AND NO JOKE SHE BOZO+RATIO+UR MOM+YES I AM TALLER THAN U+🤣🤣😅🤣+U LIKE JELLYMID PNGSHITTER😅😳😅🤣😅😂+U BELIEVE IN JESUS+U VACCINE CHILD+0 IQ+FUCK U+I RHYMED+I AM EMINEM😳😅😅🤣😅🤣😳😐😐😅😐😐😐💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀SO YEAH SHE IS AND DID THAT SO SHE STUPID SO YEAH BYE GUYS!!

So basically 4 hours ago, I (16F) felt really horny, but I didn't have a dildo. I thought that it would be a good idea to use a pine cone as a dildo because it was long and easy to get my hands on. I grabbed it in the morning, and four hours ago I tried to use it to masturbate, but I guess some of the seeds broke off of it and stuck inside of my ass. It has been hurting for the past 4 hours, and I don't know what to do. If I tell my parents, they will probably never look at me the same or kick me out of the house (They are hyper religious), and if I go to the doctors, it will be really expensive and embarrassing. What should I do?

this man waited in line at popeyes for an hour after working a 12 hr shift in a city an hr away from home to bring me home food i was craving. i’m gonna suck this man’s soul out of his nutsack thru his dick like a straw tn and he don’t even kno it 😈

Our jared

Who art in Morbven

Hollow be thy Morb

Thy Morben come

Thou Morbi done

On earth as it is in Morbius

Give us this day are daily Morb

And forgive those who rated it a 1 star

As we forgive those who Morb-i-us against us

And lead us into Morbsterbation

But deliver us from Jared Letto