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Trump is a conman and a part of the “light side” freemasonry. Look at the flooring in a masonic temple and you’ll see a white/black chessboard design. It means that freemasons control both “sides” of politics. Controlled opposition. ALL presidents are freemasons. ALL of them. You don’t get into the WH unless you’re a freemason. Trump got at least one million dollars from Pfizer after his inauguration. Conflict of interest much? If Trump was really fighting the “deep state”, he would’ve met the same fate as JFK. He never would have let the voter fraud go further than December 2020. He didn’t uphold his oath. No, in fact, Trump is a Rothschild puppet. When asked about God, Trump said he doesn’t need God’s forgiveness. EVERYONE needs God’s forgiveness. Trump pointed to the sky and said, “I am the chosen one!”. Trump tower has 666 on it’s side. Count the number of trees on each side of the triangle. His son in law owns the building where rfid chips are made. Care to guess the address? It’s 666 fifth Avenue, Manhattan, NY. Trump fast tracked the death juice vax and he brags about it constantly. Before you regurgitate the “Yeah but he didn’t mandate it” nonsense, please think. If Trump poisoned the well water, but said he’s not mandating you to drink it, how is that any less evil? Plus he obviously set this up for the next evil puppet (Biden) to mandate. Trump’s place in his tower is loaded with Apollo shrines and art work. Apollo=Apollyon=Abbadon=satan. Trump is a 33 degree (Zionist puppet) freemason. Self admitted Kabbalah/Zohar student, attended Fordham University, a Jesuit school, said he had a great relationship with the Jesuits. Paid $1.8 (6+6+6) billion for 666 5th Avenue, which houses Lucent Technologies and specializes in research for RFID Chips. Has a Scottish Rite Coat of Arms, re-erected the Albert Pike statue in DC who was a 33rd degree Scottish Freemason, Trump’s golden flat is on the 66th floor, Trump Tower is 666 feet perpendicular to the line created from the “Cleopatra’s Needle” Obelisk in NYC… He is SO pro America that he pardoned Israeli spies instead of Assange. The only statue that Trump demanded be put back up after the riots was of Albert Pike, the 33 degree freemason who said, “When the people need a hero, we shall provide one for them”. MAGA is the 5th degree of satanism. Trump loves 5g. Trump knew what Fauci was up to, let him do it, and that's alright? Israel did 9/11, but they are cool now? Epstein killed himself? The capital protesters are terrorists? 5G is cool with you? How do you feel about Palestinian children? Didn't Trump let the governors lock down the states in violation of the Constitution? Do you know the definition of propaganda? Do you support the 7 Noahide laws? Because Trump does.
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it's morbin' time
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The slate of sequels is already a done deal:

Morbius (2022) Morbius 2: MoreBius (2024) Morbius 3 (2024) Morbius vs Blade (2025) Morbius vs the Marvel Cinematic Universe (2027) (morbius wins) Morbius vs the DC Extended Universe (2028) (morbius wins) Morbius 7: Morbius kills god (2029) Morbius 8: The Reckoning (2029) Morbius 9 (2030) Morbius X (2032) Morbius: The Series (2032-2189) Morbius XI: Morbin Time (2034) Morbius 12: Resurrection (2034) Morbius the Thirteenth (2036) Morbiverse of Madness (2037) Morbius 15: Morbius (2037) Morbius vs Jared Leto (2038) Morbius vs Kong (2038) Morbius vs Morbius (2039) Morbius 19 (2040) Morbius: 20th (Century) Morbius (2040) 21 Morbiuses (2041) Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 1 (2041) Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 2 (2042)Morbius: Across the Morbverse Part 3 (2043) Morbius 25: Morbidly Morbius (2043) Morbius vs Blade II (2044) Morbinity War (2045) Morbgame (2046) Morbius 29 (2047) Morbius vs Jared Leto II (2047) Son of Morbius (2048) Morbius 2049 (2049) The Morbengers (2050) Morb Man and the Morbius (2050) Captain Morbius (2050) Morbius 36 (2051) Morbius 37: The Morbtacular Morbius (2052) Morbius and Venom (2053) Morbius vs Venom (2053) Morbius Kills Venom (2053) Morbception (2054) Morbius 43: Morbius Gaming (2054) Morbius 44: Morbiuses Eleven (2055) Morbius: A New Morb (2056) Morbius: The Morbpire Strikes Back (2056) Morbius: Return of the Morbi (2057) Morbius 48 (2058) Morbius: Morbius (2058) Morbius 50 (2059) Morbius: The Phantom Morbius (2060) Morbius: Attack of the Morbs (2061) Morbius: Revenge of the Morb (2061) Morbius 54: Morbzilla (2062) Morbius: Little House on the Morbrie (2063) Morbius: The Morb Awakens (2064) Morbius: The Last Morb (2064) Morbius: The Rise of Morbius (2065) Morbius: Beyond (2066) Morbius: Into Morbness (2067) Morbius 62 (2068) Morbius and the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2069) Fantastic Morbius (2070) The Morbman (2070) The Morbius (2071) Breaking Morbius (2071) Better Call Morbius (2071)
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Quandale Dingle
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What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
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Rip mattress lmao
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it’s official. my parents are fucking psychopaths. they took apart my bed because my 2001 jeep is literally falling apart and my younger sister has a 2022 and i just ask for something that won’t fall apart and this is what i get on top of “i was mean to my sister” and then they procede to claim she’s not the favorite. i literally do not know what to do at this point

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source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wordington/comments/uyfsx0/its\_official/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wordington/comments/uyfsx0/its_official/)
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Shall we Morb tonight?
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Fun fact: Morb is the all-purpose verb from Morbius, the hit movie starting Morber Jared Leto as Dr Michael Morbius. Morbius frequently morbs in the movie and is quoted as famously saying “I’m going to Morb” or “It’s Morbin time” for his morbtastic catchphrase
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Cracked
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The true origin of the gaming term "cracked" had its origins from the game Apex Legends. In Apex, when you break an opponent's shield, an audible cracking noise occurs, indicating the opponent has about 100 health remaining. When Apex players would cross over to play Fortnite and play random squads, they would often shout during heated mid-game fights "He's cracked!" to indicted to teammates that the enemy has no shields, just like in Apex. The Fortnite players who did not play Apex, and were unfamiliar with the term, thought the player making the expression was giving a heat-of-the-moment complement that the opponent was very good.
As time went on, more Fortnite players would start using the term "cracked" in this misunderstood context.

>Player A: "He's cracked!!!"
>Player B: "Yeah, that guy's pretty good."
>Player A: "No, I cracked his shields!!! Don't any of >you guys play Apex???"
>Player B: "Sorry, all I play is Fortnite."
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Fromthe court hearings we know that Amber Heard gives BJs
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So on scale of 1-10, how strong do you think she grips the dick when she's blowing?

In my opinion it's a strong 8 because she's a dominant woman, I am sure she likes watching men suffer a bit while she's performing oral.

If my speculation is true then there must be the grip marks of Amber's hand on the dicks of Elon Musk and that pirate guy.

I am not gay but I would like to lick those grip marks atleast once in my lifetime, not for sexual reasons but only for the appreciation of our Amber Heard's dominant personality.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MORBIUS
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STOP POSTING ABOUT MORBIUS! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just morbius stuff. I-I showed my fat weight to my girlfriend and I said “hey babe, when im morbiusly obese HAHA” I fucking looked at a bat and said “THAT’S A BIT morbius!” I looked at my power rangers collection I think of the “IT’S MORPHIN TIME!” quote and I go “MORPHIN? MORE LIKE MORBIN” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I cuddle you from behind and slip my fingers down your panties rubbing your clit and kissing your neck as you feel me thrust my cock in between your thighs and hitting your pussy with it at the same time
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I pin you against your bedroom wall, lift you up by the ass and ram my cock inside you as every thrust I do your pussy grips my cock tighter pulling it in even deeper as I pour so much cum inside you, it leaks out from your pussy and dripping down your thighs leaving you gasping for air

I bend you over your bed and fuck you like a good cum slut you hearing my cock and body thrust into you from behind and pulling your hair back making you moan uncontrollably begging for more of my cock

I make you gag on my cock and make you drink all my cum like a good girl as you look into my eyes

I bend you over my knees and Spank you like my bitch and when I'm done spanking you I push you on the bed make you go on all fours and rail you from behind pulling your hair back making you moan from pleasure as your pussy grips my cock tighter pulling me in deeper with my cum dripping down yours thighs only sound you hair is my cock and hips slamming into your ass with each thrust I do and your gorgeous moans
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How to eat pussy
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This is going to be lengthy. There is no short version to this. You need to read all of it and then read all of it again. Read a third time, too.

First: the little man in the boat (clit), he's up top. You need to know to this.

For almost all women, a key ingredient to sex, oral or intercourse, is the build up; anticipation; teasing. If there's one thing I've learned about sex with women, it's this: they all like to be eaten out and fucked, but you need to make them beg you for it. Basically, the idea is to get a woman so hot and bothered that eating her out and fucking her is the easiest part.

Here's how...

Like most things in life, you cannot rush anything. If you do, you *will* make mistakes, or you'll forget things. Sex, oral or intercourse, is absolutely no different. One cannot just shove their or dick into a woman's crotch and just start going at it. Women need to be kissed, teased, sucked and licked elsewhere on their body before you go down on them, and *you need to take your time doing it.*

When you have the time available to you, sex is not something you should rush in any way. Unless you're doing a quickie, then that's okay, however, that's not the reason for this post.

I cannot tell you how to make your girlfriend swoon outside of the bedroom, that's up to you. From here on out, I'm assuming you've done a good job on a date, or whatever, and you're face-to-face with her in the bedroom with her.

Begin by making out with her, you know how she likes it; kiss her softly, passionately, or kiss her like she's the last woman on this earth, if that's what she likes. Again, take your time here. You are not in any rush whatsoever.

Turn her head and start kissing her behind her ear. Lick it lightly, using the tip of your tongue, then suck on that area a little. or maybe even bite it softly. Start moving to her neck and licking, sucking, kissing and lightly biting that as you're walking her back towards the bed.

As you're doing this, smoothly get your hands under her shirt and start lifting it up, but mask that you're doing this by grabbing her on the hips, waist and stomach; spreading your hands wide and firmly grabbing as much as possible. Doing this should make you feel strong and assertive to her, like you *want* her. Continue taking her shirt off, but *not* the bra.

**Side note:** depending on what position you find yourself in taking a woman's shirt off, if you find yourself behind her do not be afraid to kiss back there. A woman's back and back of her neck can be a HUGE erogenous zone. This will undoubtedly turn her on.

Kiss her on the lips again, working your way to her neck, down to her chest and in her cleavage. All the while grabbing her hips and waist area to let her know you're in control and you've got this. Reach behind her, unclasp her bra and take it off.

No matter how much you want, do not beeline for the nipples. **I REPEAT:** **DO NOT MAKE A BEELINE FOR THE NIPPLES.** You are not to touch them until I tell you.

**Side note:** do not worry about asking for help here if you don't have a lot of experience doing this. Sure, you'll look really smooth if you do it with one hand and don't need to ask. However, it's not a big deal if you can't. I've had sex, literally, thousands of times and those fuckers still get me from time to time. Make a joke if you're uncomfortable. Women love to laugh, and making them laugh during sex is no different. It'll put them at ease.

At this point, she still has on her pants/skirt, and heels/shoes. You should be completely clothed. Remember, *you are not in a rush.*

Lay her down on the bed and get on top of her; almost like you'd be riding her. Lean down and start kissing her on the lips again. Now, *AS SLOWLY AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN,* make your way down to neck, and slowly to her chest (NOT her boobs).

Again, you cannot touch her nipples yet. Those little fuckers are sensitive and it *CAN* hurt.

Start kissing on the outer parts of one of her breasts while cupping the underside of it using your index finger and thumb with the appropriate hand. This outer area can be another huge erogenous zone on a woman. So, kiss, suck and give it a little bite (very fucking soft at first) only on the outer area (not inside the areola, yet, and definitely not the nipple).

**Side note:** some women like to be bitten really hard and other women not at all. You will need to read her reaction either by her moaning, saying "ow," or looking at her face. And even if they do like to be bitten, you need to work your way up to hard bites. Otherwise, it's going to fucking hurt.

Work your way to the underside of her breast. On a lot of women I've been with, this area is full of nerve endings and you're going to drive her ape-shit. Lick it, kiss it sucking. As you're doing that, you can progressively grab her breast more firmly in your hand. Move over to her opposite breast and do the same thing from the beginning. Remember, you're taking your fucking time during all of this.

By this point, she should practically be begging you to put her nipples in her mouth. And she's right, it's about time you did that. Start by grazing your lips across them. Then lightly cup a nipple with your lips. Start sucking on them softly, progressively sucking them harder. Nibble a little bit, too, BUT NOT HARD. Breasts are an extremely sensitive area. If done right, you can drive her insane. If not, you could hurt her.

I don't know how experienced you or your girlfriend are, but as you're doing this, she may beg you to fuck her at some point. NOPE. If your current girlfriend doesn't do it now, because of inexperience, she certainly will later. When she does, or another woman does, do not give in to her requests. You're taking your time.

Once you've had your fun with her boobies, **EVER.** **SO.** **FUCKING.** **SLOWLY,** kiss down her stomach. When you get to her belt line, kiss on her stomach along the edge of her skirt/pants. She still has shoes on; it's time to take those off. Start taking her skirt/pants off. As you're pulling these down, kiss on her thighs and on her inner thighs (INNER THIGHS ARE A HUGE EROGENOUS ZONE). Step off the bed, or move back a little bit, to completely take it off. As you're approaching her again, kiss *back up* her legs working your way back towards her underwear.

Once you're back in position on all fours, and she's flat on her back, start kissing her bikini line. This is the area on the edge of her panties. Again, very slowly and passionately kiss, suck, lick and nibble on these areas; they're highly sensitive. You can also kiss the outer lips of her vagina *over* her panties. The outer lips are also a sensitive area, it'll feel good.

**EVER. SO. FUCKING. SLOWLY.** take her panties off. As you're doing this, kiss lower and lower as more skin is revealed. Move back, completely take her panties off.

Remember, you're still clothed here. Mr. Smooth, taking his time and this girl is already dripping wet.

Assume the position again on all fours, or on your stomach if that's more comfortable, and start kissing on her inner thighs, over her outer lips and on her exposed bikini line. Once you've done that, you're ready to get to work.

**IF YOU SKIPPED OVER ANY OF THAT, YOU BETTER START FUCKING PAYING ATTENTION NOW.**

Here is an image of a vagina, labeled, if you haven't seen one: [vagina.](http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vulva_labeled.jpg)

When you are first face to face with a vagina, it's going to look like a fucking jumbled mess and nothing like the photo here. The labia majora (outer lips) is going to mostly conceal everything.

Think of a clit as the head of your penis. You know how you don't like teeth rubbing on your penis when you're getting a blowjob? It's the same thing with a clit, but get this: a clit has more nerve endings than a penis. You know what that means? IT'S EXTRA FUCKING SENSITIVE.

So, you need to begin by licking her softly. As in, barely make contact the first few strokes of your tongue. Not only is this necessary, in the beginning, but it's going to make her *want* more. Then you can begin to push through her outer lips (labia majora) with your tongue, move in to her smaller lips (labia minora), and to her clit. Keep it soft for a while, making soft strokes with your tongue (licking up, slightly pulling your tongue back into your mouth to bring it back to its starting position to lick up again) it's going to feel amazing to her. You do not want to overwhelm her by going too hard in the beginning. I promise you, when she wants it harder, she's going to pull your head closer, or tell you harder.

You need to know this: while the clit gets all of the praise, it's *not* the only game in town. The labia minora and labia majora are super fucking sensitive, too. You cannot just keep lick, lick, licking on her clit and expect her to get off. Remember, it's sensitive and there can be such thing as too much. Give her clit a break and pay attention to her lips by licking and sucking on them, and licking them as you're sucking on them. You can also give her clit a break by sucking and biting on the inside part of her thighs.

One major key to going down on any woman is paying attention to how she responds to what you're doing. Believe me when I say every woman is different. Read her responses, you'll know what works and what doesn't.

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Once you can tell she's ready for harder strokes, make long, broad strokes using most of the surface area of your tongue, and apply more pressure. She's going to feel almost every single bump and groove on your tongue. It's going to feel amazing.

By this point, it should be okay to suck on her clit. You can do this lightly, but you need to cover your top and bottom teeth with your lips. As you're lightly sucking, open your mouth a little more to make way for your tongue to lick *as you're sucking.* This, too, is going to be amazing.

Please, remember that I said her clit may need a break. So play with her lips a little bit and do the same to her inner thighs. Once you do this enough and you know when she's getting close to cumming (she'll tell you, or you'll just *know* after a while), you can start edging her. Edging is getting your partner almost to the point of cumming and completely stopping what you're doing. THIS WILL DRIVE HER ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE.

At this point, you can start to give her some g-spot stimulation. Pull your mouth away and lick the middle finger of whichever hand you choose (I feel the middle finger is easiest. If you're using two fingers, middle and ring) and slowly insert it. Now, if you follow the front wall of her vagina (sticking your finger slightly in and up, then back towards you, that's the front wall) up to the "ceiling" you should be able to find her g-spot. Just remember to things very softly down here. It's a sensitive area.

**Side note:** you should be able to tell you've hit the g-spot by the moan she lets out, or possible, "Holy shit." If you're unsure as to whether or not you've hit it, ASK. This is the general area the g-spot is found in. It can be in slightly different places on different women.

You're going to want to lightly stroke this area with a "come here" motion (like you'd motion someone to come here with your index finger). Again, do this lightly. This is a highly sensitive area and too hard can feel like it's too much, or like you're stabbing the inside of her with the eraser end of a pencil. So, again, I stress lightly... like you're brushing up against it. Gradually you can apply more pressure, but not too much. You should also know that this "come here" motion may not work on all women. If it doesn't, she'll let you know.

Hopefully, she gets to the point of orgasm. When she does, it's okay to apply more pressure with your tongue here. My favorite thing to do on women is sucking their clit (with my teeth covered by my lips) really hard, while licking their clit really hard, rubbing her g-spot and grabbing one of her breasts. This drives most women I've been with insane. Unlike men, a woman's orgasm lasts a lot longer than a guy's. So, keep going, it's not over after two-three seconds. But when she's peaked (you'll just kind of know when that is after a while), you'll need to ease off how much pressure you're applying and basically "come down" from the feeling of the orgasm with her.

So, once you've got this down, you can work on things like giving her a g-spot orgasm, using just your fingers, then diving in and licking her clit to give her a clitoral orgasm immediately after. Trust me, her clit will thank you itself when you do something like this.

Just please remember to take your time and *have fun.* Make her getting off just as much of a priority as you getting off and she will want to fuck you over and over again.

**And you better fucking read all of this because I spent a lot of time writing it out. If you don't, I'll find you and cut your dick off.**
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This is your life.
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Says you. You wait all day for one moment. When you finally finish for the 69th time (you've been jerking to underage cat girl porn about hating everyone) your happy. So happy you could cry. You drink the cum, say nice and cry more. This is your life. You wait for this daily. You breath only for this. You parents killed themselves,so you live in there house unchallenged. You haven't worked a min. You hate change because your too overweight to move more than 2 times a day. You would be on my 600 pund life, but your too heavy. This is your life. Is this how you want to live?
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Carmen Winstead
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Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you... Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The girls said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life! A boy called David received this message. He just laughed and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing... MY LAUGHTER! He got really scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message... But he was too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying, "You will never have him back!" No one has found his body yet... because he is with me!... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as David's. Your time starts... NOW! The story is true you can research it on google
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Walter white
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Consoom
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consoom reddit everyday, consoom r/consoom and have nothing better to do than laugh at others, consoom internet because you are a slave to it, consoom toil everyday for decades, consoom such anaddict couldnt even quit internet and all technology for a month, consoom shortest attention span, consoom low dopamine, consoom brain fog, consoom refresh page and scroll again, consoom phone every few minutes but not aware you are doing it because you dont use the phone, it uses you. consoom feeling superior for not consooming because your life is empty and you need anything for your ego to feel better because you aren't truly happy.
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Actually dude, it’s salt.
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No dude, you said sodium chloride. Yes it's the same as salt but you could have just said salt instead. In fact, this is iodized table salt. Which in addition to sodium chloride, contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodine, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Everyone in this town knows you're a boy genius dude. You don't need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling things by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pompous, especially given how even you can quite possibly incorrectly refer to certain items by their scientific names. I know you're smart enough to be better than this.
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Connecticut is the worst state in the country
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>There are far too many reasons to list why Connecticut is arguably the worst state in the country. For starters, it’s considered part of New England, which is an insult to actual New England. It has no identity, no defining culture, and no personality. It’s on the ocean, yet has an incredibly limited and disappointing beach selection. Anyone with half a brain from this state goes to RI or MA to vacation or go to the beach. It is beyond boring and depressing to even be present in the state, and if you drive across the state, you’ll see nothing but mediocre shopping malls, chain box stores, and chain fast food. It is truly an abomination of a state. Of course it SUCKS it's the armpit of America. Connecticut has nothing to offer other than pizza and gambling I swear to God it's the most boring place on earth. Everything comes with a premium price which is disgusting because it's nothing like NYC where it offers an experience like no other place. Plus you will find some of the nastiest people on earth especially bitter and aggressive feminist. I have come to understand that people in Connecticut have no shame in what they do there even worse than New Yorkers. There is also so much pride in mediocrity, in that people that can't do something in Connecticut are so insistent that it can't be done because, of course, the 45 year old twice divorced middle aged woman is the person we all strive to be.

Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Connecticut/comments/uyyznj/not\_a\_fan/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Connecticut/comments/uyyznj/not_a_fan/)
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you fucking pedos
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Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
You're all sick in the head.
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I just camed to your Reddit© avatar.
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# I just camed to your Reddit© avatar.

# FAQ

**What does this mean?**

The amount of cum on my computer and floor has increased by one.

**Why did you do this?**

There are several reasons why I may deem a Reddit© avatar to be worthy of ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

* Your Reddit© avatar having a skirt
* Your Reddit© avatar having feminine hair
* walter

**Am I going to cum too?**

No - not yet. But you should refrain from looking at your Reddit© avatar. Otherwise you may accidentally cum as well, which may put your non-ejaculatory avatar privileges in jeopardy.

**I don't believe my Reddit© avatar deserved being cum at. Can you un-cum it?**

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I suck cum back into my penis. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining why your Reddit© avatar wasn't worthy of me cumming. I tend to respond to Reddit© messages within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of Reddit© avatar cum experiences are essentially irreversible, and yours is likely no exception.

**How can I prevent this from happening in the future?**

Accept the goopy white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your Reddit© avatar is too sexy as it stands. I will continue to cum until you make your avatar less attractive.

Remember: non-ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
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I said big chungus, now laugh!
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Hahaha I said big chungus now laugh AHAHAHAHAHA I'm so funny right guys???? I said Big Chungus! I said the reddit meme! Wholesome 1000 now start laughing!
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morbius film review for my homework
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Morbius is a fantasy-action film set in modern times, which is based off of Morbius, the Living Vampire made by Roy Thomas and Gil Kane from the Marvel Comics. The film was directed by Daniel Espinosa and had Jared Leto star as Dr. Micheal Morbius. The film is about a successful doctor who has cured many diseases, except for the disease he and his friend Milo have. Fortunately, he has found a cure for the disease, with the drawback being that he turns into a vampire and needs to consume blood to survive. For Morbius, this is a problem since he doesn’t want people to get hurt, however Milo sees it differently, and takes the cure to become a vampire. Because of this, the two of the friends soon become enemies. The film was very beautiful and there was a lot of impressive cinematography. The voice acting by all of the actors was perfect. My favourite part of the movie was when Morbius said “It’s Morbin’ time!”.
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